July 18, 2001

~Triple M, Silver Cyanide, Josh Allen, Goldie, and Seventeen are walking around in the back. Triple M is leading the pack. They turn the corner and spot Wayne West, Da Boom, and Andy Murray sitting at a table. Extreme Tendencies rush into the room and start beating the hell out of them. Johnny holds Wayne while Jeffery and Triple M take turns punching him. Silver Cyanide takes his silver plated hockey stick and knocks out Da Boom with a big BOOM! Josh Allen Goldie lay the boots to Andy Murray. Triple M grabs his 2x4 and breaks it over Wayne West's head. Silver Cyanide then tosses his Hockey stick to Goldie who hits a goal from the other end of the arena on Andy's head. Triple M stands over the top of Wayne West and points down at him.~

Triple M: Wayne... I beat you on Monday and I just kicked your ass again. And that's why I am "The Man" Marvelous Mario Maurako. So Learn it, Live it, and Love it!

~Triple M stands up straight and looks at the camera.~

"The Man" Marvelous Mario Maurako: That's right, Extreme Tendencies is together and strong again. Did you actually think I would leave this stable? Ha, I was just helping my buddy Josh Allen get TGO into the parking lot so we could once and for all take care of him. It appears that we failed to end his career.... which is good because after I beat Triple P at No Limits 2 I will be looking forward to wrestling him... in a non title match of course because at No Limits 2 Josh Allen is gonna walk out the OCW Heavyweight Champion. Hey everyone... let's go drink some Silver colas!

~Extreme Tendencies leave and go to drink their silver colas. We see shots from Friday Night War and Monday Night Massacre. Shots of all the matches, Silverfreak comming back, and The Great One being run over by a truck, as the word 'PILEDRIVER' crashes down. "Back in Black" by AC/DC begins to play, as the camera cuts to a shot of Commissioner Cheasy M sitting at the Piledriver Newsdesk. Behind the newsdesk is a huge black and red OCW banner. Cheasy M is wearing a green suit, slacks, his trademark backwards baseball cap. As Cheasy M stops playing the air guitar, he scratches his head and begins to speak.~

Cheasy M: No ladies and gentelmen, I am not gonna make you suffer though another boring, lackluster and dull edition of the Stryker's Rant... welcome to the only show that matters, Wednesday Night Piledriver! I am your host, Commissioner Cheasy M back from vacation and ready to go over the week's biggest stories!

~The word 'HEADLINES' shoots across the screen, as Cheasy M files through a few sheets of paper.~

Cheasy M: Well, in my appsence Stryker did an alright job, and I want to thank him for that. But now Commish Cheasy M is back and ready to get started once again. The biggest news of the week would have to be Silverfreak making his way back into the OCW. Like Robin Hood in the mythical fairy tales, Silverfreak came back with hundreds of mini-men in tights! We will hear more from the freak later on in this show.

Monday Night Massacre and Thursday Night War were both kick-ass shows! The OCW is getting ready for not just one, but TWO big pay-per-views this month! Rookies Night Out should be a great place for some of the new OCW talent to show the world of wrestling what they got. That night impacts will be made, and legends will begin. Then at No Limits 2, we will see lots of great matches with the men who make the OCW just that damn great... just that damn awesome... just that damn fun to watch every week! Get ready fans to order both of these great shows, cause neither one will one you want to miss!

~The camera cuts to a backstage shot in the Piledriver studios. Here we see Goldie reading the latest OCW magazine. Suddenly Homeboy runs up behind him and wacks him with a baseball bat. Goldie falls to the ground as Homeboy spits on him, and then walks off... The camera cuts back to Cheasy M.~

Cheasy M: Homeboy just attacked Goldie! Seems the former Hardcore champ is a little hostile about his loss this Monday. Will we see Homeboy make it to No Limits 2? Speaking of No Limits, it seems that we have two matches already ready to go for that devistating night. First off Triple M will take on his former partner Triple P in a match to find out who the REAL number one contender for the OCW really is! Both of these men have laid their lives on the line for the OCW on a number of occasions, and this should really be one hell of a fight! Then in the main event we will see the OCW Lightheavyweight Champion Josh Allen go one on one with the OCW WORLD heavyweight champion, The Great One! Last Monday on Massacre, Josh Allen admited to being the one who hit The Great One with a car, and when the world champion gets back, you can bet good money on it.. he's gonna be pissed off!

The OCW's tag team division has been picking up as of late, as more and more rookie teams enter and try to prove to Dean and Cheasy M they are the rightful tag-team champions. Sex and Violence, Seventeen, and The New Wave have all done whatever it takes to make their names known on the OCW's top tag-teams.. Personally, I like the underdog seventeen year old punks, Jeffery James and Johnny Elite. But lets not count out The New Wave of Chris Cutlass and Joey Corona.. they have made their own impact as well. Now yes... I have word we have a video tape sent in by an OCW fan of the NEW OCW United States Champion, Silver Cyanide!

~The camera fades into focus in a pool hall decorated with pictures of OCW wrestlers, and various plaques showing the past greats of the fed. The jukebox is blaring "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park, and a few members of the OCW staff are lounging around, either playing pool or sitting at the bar and having a drink. Silver Cyanide is playing pool with his lawyer, Mr. McShaine, and somebody wearing a black OCW t-shirt with spiked blond hair and sunglasses. He looks to be almost six feet tall, and doesn't look very old, maybe his late teens. It's his shot, and he hits the cue ball, which misses its' target and scratches in the corner pocket.~

Silver: Nice shot, Steve. But most pool players prefer to win.

~Mr. McShaine and "Steve," an OCW cameraman, look at each other and roll their eyes as Silver retrieves the cue ball, puts it on the table, and sinks the number seven ball in the side pocket. As he draws his pool cue back again, the butt end of it nails a passer-by in his face. Silver doesn't even notice as he walks around to take his next shot, but the passer-by spins him around and presses him up against the pool table, sending the balls flying as Mr. McShaine backs up in surprise and "Steve" the cameraman smirks. Silver looks up at the guy and realizes that it's Evidence. He points to his face.~

Silver: Hey buddy, your nose is bleeding.

~Evidence raises a fist in the air, and Silver looks at him strangely.~

Silver: Well, excuse me for trying to help!

~With that, he pushes Evidence off of him and turns to the table, then tosses his arms in the air in disgust.~

Silver: Aw, man! The game is ruined!

~Evidence just shakes his head, dabs at his nose, and leaves the pool hall as everybody in the room laughs. Silver looks at them blankly, then shrugs and takes his next shot before turning to the camera.~

Silver: Well, here I am. I'm the one and only OCW United States Champ. Do I act all high and mighty? No! I'm here playing pool with the REAL hard-working men and women, the OCW staff! *The staff members give a shout, and "Steve" the cameraman rolls his eyes and puts the 8-ball between the cue ball and Silver's next target. Silver doesn't notice.* And I just wanted to say a few words, to give a little encouragement to all those OCW rookies out there taking part in the extra-curricular activites this Sunday at RNO. I won't be there...in a match, at least. I'll be sure to watch from the locker room, though, while I have a few drinks and joke around with some of my buddies. Good luck to everybody at RNO, except that jackass that's been going around making fun of everybody. What's his name? Evilness? Everlast? No, Everlast is that other guy...oh well. Whatever his name is, he cracks me up. Going around saying how he's "Not trying to get into Dean's ass" like the rest of us...then he rambles on and happens to mention just how COOL Dean is! I mean, come on, I don't think there is a single wrestler in the OCW that just goes around randomly telling Prez Dean how cool he is. He's cool, yes, but we don't go out of our way to...well, how should I put it..."Get into his ass."

McShaine: It's your shot, Cyanide.

~Silver turns around and studies the table as "Steve" smirks again. Silver banks the cueball off of the bumper and grazes his target, which slowly rolls into the side pocket as "Steve's" jaw drops. The camera cuts to a shot of a diffrent set. Two chairs are set face to face to each other, with a huge Piledriver banner behind them. On one side is Cheasy M looking through a few sheets of paper.~

Cheasy M: Now with us, you know him and love him as the one and only freak of pro wrestling...Silverfreak!

~"Lets Go All the Way" by ICP begins to play as Silverfreak makes his way out to the set. Silverfreak shakes Cheasy M's hand and takes a seat as the music fades.~

Silverfreak: Where's the studio audience?

Cheasy M: Their isn't one.

Silverfreak: What? Then who is laughing?

Cheasy M: Ohh that's a laugh track.. actually recorded in the 1950's, TV shows use it all the time to show when funny parts of the show happen... see watch this.

~Cheasy M takes a drink of water out of his 'World's Greatest Commish' mug, and then does a spit-take (spits it all out) at the camera. Suddenly the traditional TV laugh track begins to play.~

Cheasy M: See.. all apart of TV magic!

Silverfreak: Wow.. thats amazing..

Cheasy M: So anyways.. Silverfreak you have done everything! You've held just about every title in the OCW... you've been entered into the Hall of Fame... Why are you back?

Silverfreak: Well Cheasy, I'm back to prove to all these wet baby newbies to show them I am the best thing since sliced bread. I'm comming back with a clean slate to prove to the oldies, the newbies, the crappy.. to everyone I am the one and the only freak of pro wrestling.

Cheasy M: Alright.. so what's your beef with Justin Sane?

Silverfreak: Well I mistaked him for a janitor, and he got a little pissy... Whats up with that? He's just one of the many that will be notified via my foot to their ass that I'm a true Hardcore icon... I had the OCW Hardcore Championship 2 times you know!

Cheasy M: Two times?

Silverfreak: Two times! I speak the truth!

Cheasy M: Two times?

Silverfreak: Two times! Yes.. and by the look of the roster, I'm the only man to ever do that! It's amazing!

Cheasy M: What are we talking about?

Silverfreak: I dunno.. I kind of lost track with the whole two times thing.. lets see.. mentioned why I'm back.. got a bigger pop from the laugh track than you did.. mentioned im the messiah of hardcore.. yeah, I'd say I'm done here..

~Silverfreak gets up and leaves as Cheasy M waves his arms.~

Cheasy M: Wait! I got like half a dozen more questions to ask!!!

~Cheasy M sits silently for a few seconds...~

Cheasy M: Okay.. well since Silverfreak has left the building.. lets cut to an interview with Wayne West filmed earlier today in the Piledriver Studios.. ROLL TAPE!

~The camera cuts to a shot of the backstage area of the Piledriver Stuidos. Wayne West is shown wearing his usual attire, and carrying a 2x4 in his hand. West, looking very pissed off pauses from his pacing back and forth, and speaks.~

Wayne West: Hello, Commish... its me the man... I lost to the most idiotic person, Man Make Me sick Triple M. I had that match won....but well, my fault we all make errors and we learn by them. So, in the Rookies Night Out I hope everyone is ready because I am going to get all my madness and revenge out and win. As for my challengers I just wish them luck. I guess Iam the best of all three. I just fear the big guy, Big Blifford... the bigger they are the harder they fall. I joined the New Breed and I dont know what will happen next. But I can't afford to lose again. I hate losing. The more I lose, the more they trash talk me, the more they attack us rookies the better I get, because I get my anger and put it all together. Madness, revenge, angerness and strength. An form the Man. Iam ready for anyone. Is it hot in here or is it just me. To be the man you got to beat the man. Of course thats Wayne Wyatt West. Chao.

~Jeffery is walking along in the back. He turns the corner and bumps into Mason Knight.~

Jeffery James: Oh, I know you. Your that Mason Knight guy.... yeah I'm fighting you at Rookies Night Out. It's too bad I'm going to have to get mid-evil on your fanny so I can go on to the battle royal and ensure Extreme Tendencies some kind of title shot. I hope there will be no hard feelings.

~Jeffery extends his hand and Mason Knight grabs it and Jeffery hits "THE FINAL BELL" Jeffery gets up and laughs at Mason Knight.~

Jeffery James: Yeah your a rookie... because that was SO a rookie mistake. I'll see you Sunday Newbie.

~The camera cuts back to Commissioner Cheasy M back at the Piledriver Newsdesk.~

Cheasy M: Well well well... it looks like Triple M doesnt just have to worry about Triple P.. he might have to deal with Wayne Wyatt West too! One more "Triple" guy for the OCW... what will they come up with next?

~The camera fades into the back alley behind the Piledriver Studios as we see Silverfreak with a duffle bag leaving the building. A car pulls up and screetches in front of Silverfreak. The one and only freak raises an eyebrow as none other than the former Hardcore Champion Homeboy gets out and begins to yell at Silverfreak.~

Homeboy: You stupid bitch! If it wasn't for you, I'd still be the OCW Hardcore Champ!

~Silverfreak drops his bags and goes after Homeboy. Silverfreak spears Homeboy up against his car, and then delevers several forearm shots to his neck and head. Suddenly from out of no where, Brian "Hardcore" Hulin wacks Silverfreak with a baseball bat. Silverfreak screams out in pain, as he falls to the ground. Hulin and Homeboy both begin to stomp on Silverfreak.~

Cheasy M: Both the former and now current OCW Hardcore Champions are giving the beat-down to Silverfreak!

~Silverfreak, now a bloody heap of meat is knocked unconscience by a tire iron that Homeboy has taken out of his car. Both Homeboy and Hulin high five each other, and then Hulin kicks Homeboy in the gut, and tosses him through the windshield of his own car.~

Cheasy M: It looks like Hulin is getting a little revenge from Monday Night Massacre!

~Hulin grabs Silverfreak and swings him over his shoulder, and then tosses him in a nearby dumpster. He then pulls Homeboy out of the winshield of the car and tosses him in the dumpster too. As he shuts the lid on the freak and Homeboy, the camera cuts back to the Piledriver Studios.~

Cheasy M: Good God! The new OCW Hardcore Champion seems to be trying to take out the competition early! First Homeboy and Hulin team up on Silverfreak, and then Hulin delivers a little payback to Homeboy! What's gonna happen next?!

~Johnny Elite is seen once again walking along in the halls of the OCW. He is carrying another box and he stops at Damien's locker room door. He knocks on the door and Damien answers.~

Damien: What the f*ck do you want?

Johnny Elite: I come bearing gifts of great joy. I just want to make peace with all of my opponents before RNO. So here have this heartfelt gift.

~Johnny hands Damien the box... he opens it and pulls out a dog collar.~

Johnny: Ha! SCORE!

~Johnny goes to give damien a High Five and hits Damien in the forhead. Damien stands there extremely pissed off.~

Johnny: Uh.... I FOUND THE EIFFEL TOWER!

~Johnny runs down the hall as Damien throws the collar down and watches Johnny run away.~

~Cheasy M files through a few sheets of paper, and then continues to speak.~

Cheasy M: This week was full of great interviews.. but here is the official Cheasy M list of the top five interviews this past week... of course the uncharted RPer of the week would have to be Evidence.. Just cause he pissed off the whole federation..

Piledriver Crew: BOOO!!! NOO EVIDENCE!!!!

Cheasy M: Okay... nevermind that comment I made about Evidence, here is the real list!

5. Cash Money Slade

4. Big Bifford

3. Triple M

2. Fenix

1. Silver Cyanide

~Suddenly Brian "Hardcore" Hulin walks onto the Piledriver set, and walks up to Cheasy M at the Piledriver Newsdesk. He slams the OCW Hardcore title onto the desk, and then begins to speak.~

Hardcore: Well Commish how you doing lately? Did you see that I won the Hardcore title on Monday?

Cheasy M: Thats great, you want a cookie?!

Hardcore: No...

Cheasy M: Then what do you want?

Hardcore: Just for a simple favor.

Cheasy M: What?

Hardcore: I would just like you to announce that the 'Era Of Hardcore' has begun and anyone who wants to stand in my way will get their ass thrown in a dumpster like Homeboy and Silverstreak did earlier. Now I must leave and thank you for your time.

Cheasy M: Uhh... alright buddy.. thanks for stopping by..

~Hulin walks back off the set as Cheasy M begins to speak.~

Cheasy M: Alright, now lets go live to the OCW Piledriver Arena! Yes ladies and gentelmen, this thing hasn't been used since the Eisenhower administration.. but yes that smooth mover, Cash Money Slade seems to have drawn a little crowd there! So lets go live to the Piledriver Arena!!!

~"Pull Over Dat Azz Too Phat" by The SNS Express hits the PA system and the crowd goes wild. Bright silver pyro shoots high into the air as Cash Money Slade walks out towards the Wednesday Night Piledriver squared-circle. He's sporting black jeans and I white shirt that reads "R.I.P Zed" in black lettering on the front. As he Ric Flair struts by the camera, pumping up the crowd, we catch a look at the back which reads, "Evidence....YOUR NEXT" in bold black letters. Cash Money Slade hops in the ring and walks to the middle of it, pointing his thumbs down to the back of his shirt, to the crowds approval. CMS is thrown a mic and the music dies down on the PA system... he looks out into the crowd in each direction shortly and the crowd roars...they begin to chant "CMS, CMS!". After awhile the crowd begins to quiet, and Cash Money begins to talk.~

Cash Money Slade: Well... Rookie's Night Out is rapidly approaching... four men will meet in the ring.. all with one common goal, to get a chance at OCW gold... The man with the most skill and determination will come out on top with a chance to face the best of the best in an over-the-top-rope battle royal for a US Title shot.. a title that was taken from me just a few days ago. Do you Realize how much this means to me?! I will do ANYTHING to meet Cyanide in the ring again. I will take every rookie in this PPV OUT until I get that chance.. so I ask you, who do you think is most determined to win this thing?! ME or some shit-talking half-bit ROOKIE?! I'm going to give MY ALL in this PPV.. my blood... my sweat.. nothing will stop me. Not Evidence, Homeboy, Kannon, Bifford...No one...

~Cash Money Slade puts his head down and holds the mic down by his waist for what seems to be an eternity. The crowd roars with approval for the extremely determined Cash Money Slade. He then puts his head up, puts the mic to his lips, and speaks again...~

Cash Money Slade: There is only four more days until I finally get my wish, a chance to get my US Title back...right where it belongs. I look forward to the future where Cash Money Slade walks out of No Limits 2, with the US strap back around my waist...

~The crowd is cheering there asses off as Cash Money Slade drops the and rolls out of the ring. He paces slowly up the ramp to no music at all. As he slips out view, the camera cuts back to the Piledriver Newsdesk with Cheasy M.~

Cheasy M: Well there was the former US Champ, Cash Money Slade. All of the OCW's title divisions are getting a little bit more exciting, and by No Limits 2 we might have even more new champions!!

~The camera cuts to a man in a suit outside the Piledriver Studios.~

Man: As The Water Elemental's agent (heheh) I have come before your most auspicious presence today to ask for a ticket front and center in the stands for Jedit. He is elated at his debuet victory and to make the most out of it, and to make more fans, he wants to watch the show within the crowd, his people, his fans, his life support and other analogies. He also requests five pounds of cookies, two chocolate chip, two lemon creame and one oreo® to supplement his three gallons of Dasani™ for the PPV. If this can be arranged, do it. I'm sure that the promo will generate more popularity for him and for OCW, thus more $$$ for u.

~The camera cuts back to Cheasy M.~

Cheasy M: Who was that guy?

~The camera cuts to outside the Piledriver Stuidos.~

*BOOM*

~A thunderbolt bursts across the sky. Lighting the earth as it passes.~

*BOOM*

~Another thunderbolt, but this time it reveals a figure standing in between 2 trashcans that are on fire.~

*BOOM*

~This time the thunderbolt reveals who the figure is. It is non other than 2nd Smile. 2nd Smile picks up a trashcan and throws it in the direction of the camera. He then approaches the camera and looks straight down it and starts to speak.

2nd Smile: Piledriver, you don't know what the word means. Pit me against anyone on wednesday night, and you will see the real meaning of the word piledriver, 2nd Smile style!!

~2nd Smile then turns away and the camera fades to black.~

Cheasy M: Better yet.. who was THAT GUY?! Well thats all for this week folks.. I'll see you all on Thursday Night WAR!!!

~The camera fades to a comercial for Thursday Night War.~