Chef Chaos advances after Louise Woods is taken into custody on suspicion of kidnapping.
By: OCW Newsline
Wednesday, May 5th, 2021
Moving into the second half of the 8 person bracket for the most glorious and prestigious tournament in OCW history, Chef Chaos stepped right out of the kitchen and into the wrestling ring to face Louise 'The Cat' Woods. This match had everything. Or, well, it was supposed to have everything.
Instead, Louise was arrested prior to the match due to suspicion of kidnapping. Chef Chaos was subsequently awarded the victory and a ticket to the second round. You can relive the AMAZING action by clicking Here.
Instead, Louise was arrested prior to the match due to suspicion of kidnapping. Chef Chaos was subsequently awarded the victory and a ticket to the second round. You can relive the AMAZING action by clicking Here.
THE JUDGE moves on to face Dale 'The Bum' Ellis after throwing the book at Kaine.
By: OCW Newsline
Thursday, April 27th, 2021
OCW returned to action last night with another edition of Massacre! The 8 person tournament for a defunct title covered in Welsh DNA raged on as THE JUDGE took on former 80's not-quite-icon Kaine in an intense encounter. THE JUDGE found Kaine guilty of slight incest and threw the book at him. In doing so, he advanced to the semi-finals to face Dale 'The Bum' Ellis.
When will the next event air? Will Welsh sober up? Who was that hooded man that threw such a pretty superkick as the show went off the air? Is Great Wolfe truly going to return? Why so many questions? Oh...yea, you can view last night's results here.
When will the next event air? Will Welsh sober up? Who was that hooded man that threw such a pretty superkick as the show went off the air? Is Great Wolfe truly going to return? Why so many questions? Oh...yea, you can view last night's results here.
Dale 'The Bum' Ellis wins first sanctioned OCW match in over a year.
By: OCW Newsline
Monday, April 16th, 2021
Yes, friends. OCW is back. Kinda. Marcus Welsh is broke. He's sitting next to Who'Re calling the action. Belvedere is off selling clothes at Banana Republic. Only Scruff remains. Homeless people make up the entire audience.
Where is this all going? Who knows. All we know is that there was a match and OCW's #1 Bum was victorious. Will Marcus Welsh and OCW see this entire 8 person tournament through? I'm gonna say there's a strong definite-maybe. Stay tuned to find out! And, you can click here to view Dale 'The Bum' Ellis' historic victory!
Where is this all going? Who knows. All we know is that there was a match and OCW's #1 Bum was victorious. Will Marcus Welsh and OCW see this entire 8 person tournament through? I'm gonna say there's a strong definite-maybe. Stay tuned to find out! And, you can click here to view Dale 'The Bum' Ellis' historic victory!