Brandon Gateman is Returning to OCW
Date: Monday, August 22nd, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
Things didn't go quite as planned in 2015 for Brandon Gateman in OCW. Upon joining, he was quickly touted as one of the most promising newcomers OCW had acquired in quite some time. He displayed tremendous instincts and athleticism during his first few matches, lending credence to his initial hype.
Then, it all seemed to hit a wall. There wasn't any one definitive factor that could explain the stagnation. It just didn't work out in OCW for Gateman like everyone expected.
Now, he's returned. Marcus Welsh sees the same potential in Gateman that Dean once did and is confident that this regime will have what it takes to help Gateman sustain some momentum.
"Brandon Gateman is the type of performer we want in OCW. We feel as though he will be a major contributor and one of our primary competitors," said the OCW General Manager. Gateman's signing brings the tally up to 5. That means there are only 9 spots remaining before the initial launch date of September 19th. Stay tuned for all the latest OCW news.
Then, it all seemed to hit a wall. There wasn't any one definitive factor that could explain the stagnation. It just didn't work out in OCW for Gateman like everyone expected.
Now, he's returned. Marcus Welsh sees the same potential in Gateman that Dean once did and is confident that this regime will have what it takes to help Gateman sustain some momentum.
"Brandon Gateman is the type of performer we want in OCW. We feel as though he will be a major contributor and one of our primary competitors," said the OCW General Manager. Gateman's signing brings the tally up to 5. That means there are only 9 spots remaining before the initial launch date of September 19th. Stay tuned for all the latest OCW news.
OCW Signs New Backstage Interviewer - Known as AKB
Date: Thursday, August 18th, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
Official word from OCW offices is that more signings are on the way. Ten spots remain and they look to be filled with a few weeks to spare. In the mean time, other, less attractive positions need filling. Like, backstage interviewers.
Enter AKB, a man from a scattered background who has a way with words. He was chosen, some say, as a favor to Buffet, who owed AKB some sort of debt. Regardless, he is known as charismatic, witty, humorous and, well, promiscuous.
"I don't know where these nasty rumors originate," he told us when approached concerning rumors about his past behavior, "I really don't. I'm a nice guy, I'm good to people, I'm just trying to make a living while inhabiting my small corner of the world."
His full name, Alpha Kenny Body, is a strange one. We're told his mother was a staunch member of the AKO sorority, while his father's name was Kenny. Body, of course, is the family name.
Stay tuned to the OCW news wire for all the latest OCW news and rumors.
Enter AKB, a man from a scattered background who has a way with words. He was chosen, some say, as a favor to Buffet, who owed AKB some sort of debt. Regardless, he is known as charismatic, witty, humorous and, well, promiscuous.
"I don't know where these nasty rumors originate," he told us when approached concerning rumors about his past behavior, "I really don't. I'm a nice guy, I'm good to people, I'm just trying to make a living while inhabiting my small corner of the world."
His full name, Alpha Kenny Body, is a strange one. We're told his mother was a staunch member of the AKO sorority, while his father's name was Kenny. Body, of course, is the family name.
Stay tuned to the OCW news wire for all the latest OCW news and rumors.
One of OCW's Most Underrated Competitors, Mark Storm Re-Signs with the Company
Date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
Four spots have been filled, meaning only ten remain for the initial Climb, which is set to begin on September 19th, 2016.
Mark Storm, one of OCW's brightest up and coming stars of 2014 has re-signed with the company and placed himself right in the thick of things to become the first ever man to reach The Summit.
Storm had many memorable battles in OCW, competing against competitors such as PerZag and Itsumade. Now, he looks to cement the foundation he began laying over two years ago. Mark Storm looks to place his name atop the OCW rankings.
"Mark Storm has always been extremely talented, more than capable of competing at highest level OCW has to offer. It just seemed that in the past, timing and managerial issues cost Mark Storm his chance at ascending to the level which best fit his talents."
Another huge signing in Mark Storm keeps the momentum going. Stay tuned for more news and signings!
Mark Storm, one of OCW's brightest up and coming stars of 2014 has re-signed with the company and placed himself right in the thick of things to become the first ever man to reach The Summit.
Storm had many memorable battles in OCW, competing against competitors such as PerZag and Itsumade. Now, he looks to cement the foundation he began laying over two years ago. Mark Storm looks to place his name atop the OCW rankings.
"Mark Storm has always been extremely talented, more than capable of competing at highest level OCW has to offer. It just seemed that in the past, timing and managerial issues cost Mark Storm his chance at ascending to the level which best fit his talents."
Another huge signing in Mark Storm keeps the momentum going. Stay tuned for more news and signings!
Paradigm Champion Re-Signs with OCW - Will Compete in the Initial Climb.
Date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
Nobody is more 'OCW' than PerZag. Once upon a time, on a clear skied, sunny day, an unknown athlete from Benalla submitted an application to compete in Online Championship Wrestling. Two years later, he is recognized the world over as one of the most fierce in ring competitors and has won just about every OCW championship.
One accolade eludes him, however. The OCW Title. Perzag has come so close in the past to claiming the federation's top prize, yet, has seen his efforts fall short.
Bob Grenier, a familiar foe, signed with the company yesterday and has brought his OCW Title back to the promotion. This sets up a potential opportunity for PerZag to achieve his goals, albeit by going through Grenier.
All of that plus The Climb. Can PerZag be the first winner of the Climb? Will he finally claim the OCW Title. There's also the Paradigm championship he totes around his waist. What will come of that? Stay tuned to the OCW Newswire as more signings are pending and the news continues to flow.
One accolade eludes him, however. The OCW Title. Perzag has come so close in the past to claiming the federation's top prize, yet, has seen his efforts fall short.
Bob Grenier, a familiar foe, signed with the company yesterday and has brought his OCW Title back to the promotion. This sets up a potential opportunity for PerZag to achieve his goals, albeit by going through Grenier.
All of that plus The Climb. Can PerZag be the first winner of the Climb? Will he finally claim the OCW Title. There's also the Paradigm championship he totes around his waist. What will come of that? Stay tuned to the OCW Newswire as more signings are pending and the news continues to flow.
Breaking News: OCW Champion Bob Grenier Returns to OCW!
Date: Monday, August 15th, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
Ehud was feeling lonely on the roster. It had been a whole TWO days since his re-signing with the company was announced. Since then, radio silence. That is, until shock waves disrupted the quiet waters like Big Bifford cannonballing the local pool.
Bob Grenier, a centerpiece to the backbone of OCW's 2014-15 run has re-upped with the company. He will be competing in the first ever Climb.
Now, a lot of people have been asking the question, what about the OCW Title? Well, I've been told that Bob Grenier will retain the OCW Championship and will maintain his status as OCW Champion until he either leaves the company or is defeated for the coveted prize.
More news is expected to come out of the OCW offices later today as I'm told at least one other OCW centerpiece has pledged his services for the initial Climb. Stay tuned to the OCW newswire for all the official, late breaking news as the resurgence continues, headed for the destination of September 19th, 2016.
Bob Grenier, a centerpiece to the backbone of OCW's 2014-15 run has re-upped with the company. He will be competing in the first ever Climb.
Now, a lot of people have been asking the question, what about the OCW Title? Well, I've been told that Bob Grenier will retain the OCW Championship and will maintain his status as OCW Champion until he either leaves the company or is defeated for the coveted prize.
More news is expected to come out of the OCW offices later today as I'm told at least one other OCW centerpiece has pledged his services for the initial Climb. Stay tuned to the OCW newswire for all the official, late breaking news as the resurgence continues, headed for the destination of September 19th, 2016.
Backstage Interviewer Who'Re is Returning to OCW
Date: Sunday, August 14th, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
On the holiest of days OCW is proud to announce that they have come to terms with backstage interviewer Who'Re. For those unaware, Who'Re was enlisted as a backstage interviewer during 2015 when Brother D, Killface, Richard, and others failed to perform the job up to OCW's previous standards.
While Who'Re is far from, say, an Ellen Degeneres, she does ask coherent questions and has a genuine enthusiasm for the job. Some speculate the enthusiasm stems from her potentially having the ability to leave the adult film industry behind. We at OCW cannot confirm this because we are not psychologists.
Who'Re's film collection is easily accessible via a Google or Yahoo search. However, she denies any involvement within that adult film community. The obtusely placed apostrophe acts as a detractor, forcing people to pronounce her name as Who-Ray rather than, well, Whore.
More signings are on the way as sources have confirmed Welsh is close to inking another backstage interviewer.
While Who'Re is far from, say, an Ellen Degeneres, she does ask coherent questions and has a genuine enthusiasm for the job. Some speculate the enthusiasm stems from her potentially having the ability to leave the adult film industry behind. We at OCW cannot confirm this because we are not psychologists.
Who'Re's film collection is easily accessible via a Google or Yahoo search. However, she denies any involvement within that adult film community. The obtusely placed apostrophe acts as a detractor, forcing people to pronounce her name as Who-Ray rather than, well, Whore.
More signings are on the way as sources have confirmed Welsh is close to inking another backstage interviewer.
Ehud of Moab Inks 3 Month Deal with OCW
Date: Friday, August 12th, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
Well, that didn't take long. A few short hours after OCW's opening date was released, former OCW competitor, Ehud of Moab contacted OCW headquarter via payphone, 1800-Collect, naturally, informing Marcus Welsh that he would very much like to be apart of the initial Chase.
This is great news, for many reasons. First, we at OCW are thrilled to discover that Ehud the Nomad is still alive and, apparently well. Second, it gets us down to 13 spots left for the initial chase, scheduled to begin on September 19th.
For those who may not remember Ehud, well, he's old and sort of a nomad. He also has a life long rivalry with a time traveling purple mass known the world over as Grimace.
Ehud is fired up and ready to make amends for what he calls 'a-gettin screwed around' in 2014. With Grimace subdued in Big Mac heaven, or whatever, he just might have a chance.
This is the first of fourteen signing that will be announced over the next month. Stay tuned to OCW newsline for more the latest!
This is great news, for many reasons. First, we at OCW are thrilled to discover that Ehud the Nomad is still alive and, apparently well. Second, it gets us down to 13 spots left for the initial chase, scheduled to begin on September 19th.
For those who may not remember Ehud, well, he's old and sort of a nomad. He also has a life long rivalry with a time traveling purple mass known the world over as Grimace.
Ehud is fired up and ready to make amends for what he calls 'a-gettin screwed around' in 2014. With Grimace subdued in Big Mac heaven, or whatever, he just might have a chance.
This is the first of fourteen signing that will be announced over the next month. Stay tuned to OCW newsline for more the latest!
OCW Returns Monday, September 19th
Date: Friday, August 12th, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
Well, it took a little longer than Jimmy Buffet and company anticipated, but the details have been announced, a date has been set.
OCW returns with Monday Night Massacre on Monday, September 19th 2016
Full details on the new image, the new platform, etc are all on the OOC board. For returnees, if you wish to return, drop the staff a line. All your information is on the boards. Edit the threads as you see fit.
For newcomers, fill out the application. We are looking for 14 handlers. Once we reach 14, signups will be closed.
OCW returns with Monday Night Massacre on Monday, September 19th 2016
Full details on the new image, the new platform, etc are all on the OOC board. For returnees, if you wish to return, drop the staff a line. All your information is on the boards. Edit the threads as you see fit.
For newcomers, fill out the application. We are looking for 14 handlers. Once we reach 14, signups will be closed.
A GM has been Hired!
Date: Saturday, July 30th, 2016
By: OCW Newsline
It took awhile. Many margaritas and strange looking blue drinks were consumed. Despite the naysayers, despite the horrid articles written by idiotic journalists proclaiming the day would never come...it has arrived. Jimmy Buffet has hired a GM to take OCW into the latter half of 2016 and beyond.
Who is it? Well, the answer lies on the boards.
What happens next? That remains to be seen. The GM has to sigh his contract. From that point forward, he needs to begin constructing a plan. One step at a time people. The key is step one has been taken. There cannot be a step 2 without a step 1. So, sit back and wait as step 2 should be announced soon.
Who is it? Well, the answer lies on the boards.
What happens next? That remains to be seen. The GM has to sigh his contract. From that point forward, he needs to begin constructing a plan. One step at a time people. The key is step one has been taken. There cannot be a step 2 without a step 1. So, sit back and wait as step 2 should be announced soon.
