OCW Presents: Total Demolition
LIVE on PPV! Sunday, April 27th, 2014
From Tombstone, Arizona

~Our screen goes black. Suddenly, the Total Demolition logo flashes into view. It holds steady for a minute before dissolving into the original Total Demolition logo. Total Demolition from the year 2000 begins to air in the form of several small clips. We see some names we are very familiar with as well as some names we’ve long since forgotten. A shot of Syren’s current lackey, Clubbin Man is shown victorious in the opening match of the night~

Smith: And Clubbin Man advances to the second round!

Hood: yes, and it looks as though The MoB are in full force here tonight!

~We cut to another shot of Syren’s deceased lackey, Liljungleman facing off against a name most OCW fans recognize, Steve Kudos, in an opening round match for the OCW World Title. Sadly, Liljungleman would fall short that evening~

Smith: Steve Kudos advancing, despite the MoB’s attempt to stop him!

~We then cut to a shot of former OCW World Champion, Slim Shady taking on The Rainman and Crowned Royal for the OCW Intercontinental Title. After a competitive match, Slim Shady shows the form it took to elevate himself to the top of OCW by disposing of The Rainman and Crowned Royal to become the OCW Intercontinental Champion~

Smith: Slim Shady won the IC title!!

Hood: Damn, that was a good match, all three proved their abilities, Slim Shady is one hell of a wrestler!

~An epic match for OCW hardcore fans is now shown with OCW Hall of Famer D Double D taking on Clubbin Man in the semi-finals of the World Title Tournament~

Smith: And D Double D is going to the championship match! Wow! What a win for D Double D!

Hood: Yeah, and Clubbin man totally blew it! Even with the aid of the MoB, he still could not defeat D Double D!

~A shot of OCW Hardcore Legend Tah Murdah is displayed as he takes on Ruff Ryder for the OCW Hardcore Title~

Smith – What a match!

Hood: Yes, Tah Murdah showed that he is really f’n hardcore!!

Smith: Indeed, and I would hate to try and beat him for that belt!

~As fate would have it, Tah Murdah would hold onto that belt until his retirement from OCW. Leaving the federation and vacating the belt with a perfect record. Finally, we settle in on the main event for the OCW World Championship as D Double D took on Big Daddy G in the finals of the OCW World Title Tournament~

Hood - The winner of this match, and new OCW World champion, Big Daddy G!!!

Smith: Big Daddy G is the third ever OCW World Champion! Wow! What a tournament!

Hood: What a night, what a Total Demolition!!

Smith: This night was everything it was cracked up to be! I hope all you fans out there enjoyed this Pay Per View!!

Hood: Hell, I sure know I did, Wow!!

Smith: We will see you on War!!! Goodnight everybody!

~We fade out of the old clips and into clips of the NEW OCW…clips featuring events which have transpired over the last few months. It starts off with a shot of Scott Syren debuting at Resurrection by ruining the return of The Great One. We then cut to Scott Syren tossing Sean Fuller over the top rope in route to a Battle Royal victory ensuring him a shot at Kenshin Takamura for the Internet Title. At Black Out 2, we see Scott Syren partake in the match of the month at Sea World against Kenshin Takamura…he would outlast the Japanese sensation and win the coveted Internet Title. We then cut to Danny B. Danny B for weeks held off his debut, cutting scathing promos and warning OCW of his debut. Many of Danny B’s impressive moments are shown from the months of January and February. Then the word MARCH hits the screen. Danny B’s Tag Team Title win is shown as he defeated The Danger Boiz alongside Amber Ryan for Tag Team Gold. The very next week Danny B’s break through victory over Kenshin Takamura is shown as the fans really began to get behind ‘The Ripper’~

Epic PPV Hype Voice: Scott Syren is synonymous with OCW. The questions everyone asks when OCW is revived are “When is Scott Syren going to debut?” and “How long until Dean gives him the World Title?” Unlike most reincarnations of OCW, Scott Syren has had a long, tough climb to the top this go around. Some would argue that his seemingly closest ally, Dean, has been against him every step of the way. Tonight, however, Scott Syren has the opportunity to place himself in the spot he believes is rightfully his…the Main Event at Clash at the Coast. Only thing standing in his way is…

~Our view cuts to a shot of Danny B, smiling~

Epic PPV Hype Voice: The Ripper. Danny B, a legend in other circles, entered into the OCW ring with the goal of etching his name amongst the all time greats. No wrestler has gathered more momentum this month than Danny B by defeating The Great One, Noah Mackenzie, Dangerous Dan and Kenshin Takamura. Should Danny B knock of Scott Syren tonight, he would be the odds on favorite to leave Clash at the Coast wearing gold around his waist. However, many men have had this same opportunity and many of them have failed…what makes Danny B special? What makes him different? Can Danny B do what so many wrestlers have been able to do? Can Danny B defeat Scott Syren?

~Our attention turns towards Pryde as he defeated Mario Maurako for the OCW Southern Title at Black Out 2 in a Hazardous Ladder Match. Kenshin Takamura is then shown breezing through OCW during the months of February and March before hitting the wall that is Scott Syren. After his loss to Scott Syren, we are reminded of his defeat to Danny B a week later. Various beat downs and other struggles are shown as events leading up to tonight~

Epic PPV Hype Voice: Two OCW newcomers who followed similar paths their first few months in the company. For Pryde, everything has come easy. Undefeated, winner of the Lethal Lottery and OCW Southern Title at Black Out 2. Pryde has yet to face adversity in the eye and prove to the fans that he has what it takes to survive road when the conditions are less than perfect.

~We are shown Kenshin Takamura…his shoulder and nose are pinpointed, reminding everyone of the injuries he’s been dealing with since Black Out 2~

Epic PPV Hype Voice: The same could have been said for Kenshin Takamura this time last month, leading into Black Out 2. Undefeated, Internet Champion…Kenshin breezed through the best OCW had to offer while making it look all too easy. The path of least resistance came to an end at Black Out 2 when Kenshin Takamura suffered the bitter taste of defeat. Since that moment, it’s been a tough road for the Japanese Superstar. He had to watch his precious title destroyed right in front of him…that was followed up by a shocking defeat at the hands of the rising Danny B and, as if all of that wasn’t rough enough, Operation Zero has been making his life a living hell. Kenshin Takamura has had every excuse to pack it in and walk away…nobody could have blamed him for looking elsewhere…an easier pathway perhaps. An organization he could dominate because, let’s face it, the man has the ability to dominate most places. This isn’t most places, though. This is OCW and Kenshin Takamura has persevered. Tonight, his patience and perseverance could pay off if Kenshin Takamura can return the favor and give Pryde a taste of the bitterness Kenshin faced one month ago.

~The very beginning of OCW is shown with Mario Maurako scoffing at a downtrodden, depressed Dean. His formation of the Family is shown…their dominance is highlighted as we see them picking on the weak, dispatching of the lowly and working their way to the top of the ladder with the goal of ultimate destruction~

Epic PPV Hype Voice: Every great story needs a top villain…for several months now, that villain has been the Family. A Family led by OCW Hall of Famer, Mario Maurako. The Family has made a name for themselves by picking on the newcomers of OCW and embarrassing them. The Family is everything that is bad about professional wrestling. The Family has made it clear of their one, true mission…to destroy OCW.

~A shot of team Brianna is shown~

Epic PPV Hype Voice: There has been one, however, who did not stand back and allow the family to run over OCW. Brianna Casablancas stood in the face of evil and met it head on. She defeated Ian Bishop at Resurrection…she defeated him again at Black Out 2…she defeated Roach and Sean Fuller the two weeks after Black Out 2 and was all set to take on Mario Maurako when…he vanished. The Family’s leader is gone and Team Brianna is as strong as ever. Alice Knight, Amber Ryan, Mia Stone and MJ Bell…a who’s who of OCW up and comers looks to put an end to the reign of terror the family has had in OCW since its return to prominence. The Family declared war on OCW from day 1…well, now War has been declared by Team Brianna on the family. War Games happens TONIGHT and if the Family cannot emerge victorious, they will be demolished.

~The Total Demolition logo flashes up once more~

Epic PPV Hype Voice: Welcome to Total Demoltion

~We cut to a shot of Allen, Street in Tombstone Arizona…it is lined by OCW fans standing out in the fucking heat of late April to watch Total Demolition! “Comin in Hot” by Hollywood Undead blares from speakers set up alongside the dirt covered road to make sure everyone can feel the event here in Tombstone, Arizona. Two rings are set up in the middle of the road, obviously, ready for the War Games match that will take place later on. We zoom in on Smith and Hood…Smith is wearing a cowboy outfit, all in character for tonight’s event whereas Hood is dressed in a “Fuck Prohibition” t-shirt, pair of swim shorts, flip flops and a hat. He’s also wearing shades, cause it’s really bright. The music dies down as Smith and Hood begin to speak~

Smith: Hello again everyone and welcome to Total Demolition! I’m Smith and alongside me this evening is Hood…and, wow, what a trip down memory lane.

Hood: Yea, I remember that first Total Demolition…still can’t believe D Double D didn’t emerge victorious.

Smith: Some great names at that event who began their legendary careers that very night. I’m sure we’ve got several competitors tonight looking to do the same.

Hood: Oh yea, I’ve got my eye on Chad Vargas…I think he makes a statement in that Internet Title match.

Smith: He’s a popular pick as are Grenier and PerZag.

Hood: Also, keep an eye out for this young newcomer named Scott Syren…he might impress tonight

Smith: Huh?

Hood: Speaking of…I’m hearing our hero is currently backstage!!

~We cut outside where we see Scott Syren lugging a big burlap bag around the parking lot. He spills its brownish contents all over the asphalt. The camera zooms in a bit and we see that the bag is conveniently labeled “GENERIC ANIMAL FEED”. Syren pays no attention to the camera, whistling the melody to The Backstreet Boys' “As Long As You Love Me” while he spreads the feed in a large circle.~

Hood: Well, looks like Scott Syren is up to something weird.

Smith: Shocking. At least he’s whistling a merry, catchy tune

Hood: Yea, not the strongest choice in music…but whatever, he gets a pass

Smith: Well, folks, we’ve got a couple of venues set up this evening. First off is a tent which will have a very ‘arena’ like feel to it. That venue will hold the Internet Title match, the LightWeight Title match and the Southern Championship match. The other venue…

Hood: Right fucking here in the heart of Tombstone on Allen Street…I fucking love it.

Smith: Yes, once again Dean shows no regard for the safety of his wrestlers having them compete on a dirt road in the middle of an old, abandoned town.

Hood: Right on

Smith: Now…before we get things started, let’s take you to a video featuring one of the favorites in tonight’s Internet Title bout

~The big screen turns on. PerZag and The Bounty Hunter are seen on the screen in a dark alley way. PerZag starts to address the arena.~

PerZag: “Hello to all. It is I, PerZag. And this is my friend The Bounty Hunter. I wanted to address to you all about one thing in particular. That thing is the ‘Unworthy List’. My friend and I are going to be officially writing names down on this list. We are here to announce our start to the list.”

The Bounty Hunter: “That is right. To those out there who do not know me very well. I am The Bounty Hunter. My wrestling name is also the talent that I am good at. I collect Bounties. To those out there. If you do not want to fight us and you cower out. I will then have to come and collect you. I will collect those we need.”

PerZag: “So, next week on Massacre. We are announcing a challenge. We want to fight Trent Collins and James Carson in a tag team match. Those two names are the first to go down on this list. We will prove that on Massacre next week.”

The Bounty Hunter: “This will only be the start. The start to a long list.”

~The Bounty Hunter presses play on a CD player and ‘Dexter’s Theme’ starts to play.~

PerZag: “Bounty. That is not going to be our song.”

~The Bounty Hunter stops the song.~

The Bounty Hunter: “What is wrong with that? It is so much better than Eye Of The Lion or whatever its called.”

PerZag: “It is called Eye Of The Tiger you idiot. We are still not going with Dexter’s Theme.”

The Bounty Hunter: “What about this?”

~The Bounty Hunter presses play on the CD player and ‘It’s Raining Men’ by Geri Halliwell starts playing. PerZag looks at The Bounty Hunter with a confused look.~

The Bounty Hunter: “Sorry. That is just one of my masturbation songs. Oh, shit. Did I just say that out loud.”

~The Bounty Hunter seeming to be embarrassed quickly stops the song. He skips to the next song and presses play. ‘The Walking Dead Theme’ starts to play.~

PerZag: “I can certainly agree with this one. So, that is final. The Walking Dead Theme is our song. The song for us. The song of ‘The Listakers’.”

~PerZag and The Bounty Hunter look straight ahead whilst ‘The Walking Dead Theme’ plays in the background. The big screen and the music turns off…we focus back on Smith and Hood~

Smith: A new team has evidently just been formed, Hood!

Hood: And, more importantly, we now know what kind of music PerZag jerks off to

Smith: Ugh, yea, there’s that as well…anyway, folks, it’s time we get things started…the Internet Title is set to take place…let’s pull up a feed from inside our tent area!

Hood: Gooo Vargas!

PerZag Not Worthy Challenge For The Internet Championship
PerZag (4-1) vs. “The Confederate Icon” Chad Vargas (2-1) vs. Bob Grenier (1-0) vs. Richard (1-A lot)

~The cameras cut to behind the curtain as Brian Cady and Kevin Bourne are completely laid out. All members of Operation Zero stand over them. Perzag smiles before leaving to the ring~

Smith: That is despicable on the part of Operation Zero. I thought Perzag already had a great shot at a win.

Hood: Hey, it slims down the competition and I think at this point we SHOULD expect that kind of action from this group.

~The lights of the arena go out. All that is seen is a small glow of light from the entrance ramp. ‘Eye Of The Tiger’ by Survivor starts to play over the PA system. A hooded figure walks on to the entrance ramp. The lights come back on as the hooded figure stands still on the stage. The hooded figure walks down to the ring slowly. He gets into the ring and stands in the centre of it. He slowly removes the hood and shows his hideous scars throughout the arena. 'Eye Of The Tiger' by Survivor stops playing as PerZag walks over to a corner in the ring and crouches down near it~

~"Needle and the Spoon" - Lynyrd Skynyrd as Vargas makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans. He jumps in and stares down at Perzag ...and Richard who was already in the ring~

~“Smart Went Crazy” by Atmosphere plays and Grenier runs down to the ring and immediately starts throwing blows at this opponents~

~The bell rings as 10 minutes is put up on the clock and Chad Vargas immediately charges at Richard and take the rodeo clown off of his feet. Perzag locks up with Bob Grenier and wins the test of strentgh as he throws him into the ropes and follows up with a scoop slam. On the other side of the ring, Richard is back up but Vargas IMMEDIATELY hits him with the stroke and goes for the pin. The other two don’t even notice as they fight, mostly because NO ONE expected a pinfall this early~

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~A graphic goes up that reads “Vargas:1” as the bell rings. Perzag and Grenier notice this and immediately go to double team him~

@9:30
Grenier: 0
Perzag: 0
Richard: 0
Vargas: 1

Smith: I do not believe it, Chad Vargas got the first pinfall victory on Richard with not even a minute having gone by.

Hood: I’m loving my pick to win this one.

Smith: There is still over nine minutes left of the match left ...plus has never been that hard to beat Richard.

~Perzag hits Vargas with an inverted DDT ...but then Grenier nails a running shoulder block on Perzag. Perzag is back to his feet and Grenier nails him with a dropkick. Vargas is back to his feet and hits a belly to back suplex on Bob. Perzag sweeps Vargas’s leg and hits an elbow drop on him. He notices Richard attack from the side and bulldogs him onto the mat. Trying to mimic Vargas, he hooks Richard’s leg~

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...2

~...Grenier breaks the pinfall attemp~

Hood: It is open season on Richard.

Smith: He seems to be the easiest person to get a pinfall victory on doesn’t he.

@9:00
Grenier: 0
Perzag: 0
Richard: 0
Vargas: 1

~Grenier hits Vargas with a Dragon Whip and sends him to the mat. Perzag is up on his feet and hits Grenier with a spear that sends him back down. Perzag superkicks a charging Richard and goes for that easy pin again~

...1

...2

~….Vargas breaks it up~

Smith: I really think Perzag wishes he thought of pinning Richard early.

Hood: Respect to Vargas for giving him some MAJOR momentum early on in the match.

~Vargas slaps Perzag across the face before whipping him into the turnbuckle and he follows up with a running elbow to the head. While this is going on, Bob Grenier has Richard on the ropes with chops to his chest. Vargas lands a running knee to the head of Perzag. Grenier sets Richards feet on the second rope and nails him with a neckbreaker that plants him in the ring~

Smith: Grenier is looking lethal here as he lays out Richard in the ring.

Hood: Come to think of it, all of these men BUT Richard are rulebreakers of sorts aren’t they?

Smith: I believe so.

Hood: This one could get REAL interesting real quick.

~Chad Vargas up from behind Grenier and nails him with a German Suplex. He keeps it locked in and does a third and then a second. Perzag is out of the corner though nails him with a chokeslam that hits pretty well even though he isn’t exactly a monster~

Smith: Impressive strength there by Perzag as he proves that Chad Vargas might not be worthy to be in this match.

Hood: All of these men are so great, I don’t know which one I want to win. Finally, we schedule a quality match where everyone but Richard is a top notch performer.

Smith: And we still have eight more minutes to go with Vargas in the lead with one pinfall.

@8:00
Grenier: 0
Perzag: 0
Richard: 0
Vargas: 1

~Perzag hooks Vargas’s leg as Scruff begins to make the count~

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...2

~…Broken by Grenier~

Smith: Perzag still can’t get that pinfall that he needs to tie up with Vargas ...remember, getting the pins early are important as this match goes on, these men will be worn out.

Hood: That is easier said than done my friend. Easier said than done.

~Grenier quickly rakes the eyes of Perzag ...and then rolls him up with a schoolboy pin~

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...2

~Grenier grabs the ropes for leverage and Scruff doesn’t see it as he makes the 3 count~

...3

Smith: And Grenier steals this one with a little help from the ring ropes.

Hood: I LIKE this guy and his tactics ...I hope he wins the internet title tonight.

@7:15
Grenier: 1
Perzag: 0
Richard: 0
Vargas: 1

Smith: So far, only Perzag and Richard are the only two without pinfalls.

~Suddenly, Richard hops up on Grenier’s back and applies what looks to be a weak sleeper hold. Grenier reaches back and fishhooks his mouth ...before lifting him up and nailing him with the Muscle Buster that lays him out. He hooks the leg~

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...2

...3 ...Vargas is just too late to break the pin.

Smith: WOW! Grenier with two pins in a row as we hit the seven minute mark and as he gets up, Perzag looks frustrated that he has yet to score a pinfall yet.

Hood: What do you think he would do if he was the one who was deemed unworthy?

Smith: I think he might kill someone.

Hood: Isn’t that a bit extreme?

@7:00
Grenier: 2
Perzag: 0
Richard: 0
Vargas: 1

~The two of them hammer Grenier with punches. They pull him up and hit a double Russian leg sweep that plants him into the mat. Vargas THEN spins Perzag around and nails him with the snakeskin DDT! Richard is back up but Vargas head butts him down ...onto Perzag. He spins around and notices Grenier rushing towards him ...both run at each other and knock eachother down with massive clotheslines. With a not coherent Richard laying on Perzag. Scruff begins the count~

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Smith: DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! RICHARD HAS SCORED A PINFALL OVER PERZAG!

Hood: I don’t believe it. I CAN’T believe it. He so fluked into this.

@6:40
Grenier: 2
Perzag: 0
Richard: 1
Vargas: 1

Hood: It is a travesty that the AMAZING Perzag ...the person this match is named after does NOT have a pinfall yet in this match and we are CLOSE to the halfway point.

Smith: I am shocked as well ...so far in his career here, he has been impressive. And he just doesn’t look happy about it.

~A furious Perzag pushes Richard off him before pulling him up and whipping him into the turnbuckle. He slams his head into the turnbuckle over and over and over again before pulling him backwards and hitting him with the backbreaker. He follows up with a leg drop to Richard’s neck. He quickly makes the cover on him~

...1

...2

~..Broken by both Vargas and Grenier~

Smith: They just are NOT giving Perzag a chance to win this match named after him.

Hood: That isn’t fair. Everyone else has a pinfall ...someone should just lay down for him.

~Perzag is up to his feet and starts hammering punches at Vargas and Grenier. The three are just swinging ...BUT Grenier ducks down and nails Vargas with the low blow ...and Vargas goes down. He then spins around gets a thumb to the eye on Perzag. He follows up with an STO on him. He follows up with a neckbreaker on Vargas. Richard is up but Grenier just head butts him again. He goes to pin Richard~

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...2

~...Broken by Perzag~

6:00
Grenier: 2
Perzag: 0
Richard: 1
Vargas: 1

Smith: We are at the halfway point as Perzag STILL has not made a pinfall yet.

Hood: I am getting concerned for him here. Halfway through when everyone else has a pinfall victory.

~Before Perzag can make any kind of move on anyone, Vargas hits him with a running knee to the head. Grenier spins Vargas around and whips him intio the corner turnbuckle ...which magically lost its padding or Grenier removed it while the others were fighting. Grenier grabs him and puts him in the tree of woe and starts stomping on him. Perzag is back up and grabs Grenier and whips him into the hanging upside down Vargas. Richard charges but Perzag steps out his way, grabs him and tosses him like a dart into Vargas. Vargas remains in the tree of woe. Perzag backs up and nails Vargs with a shoulder block ..and the Southerner falls off the turnbuckle finally. Perzag goes for the pin ...as he gets his legs on the ropes that Scruff doesn’t notice~

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..3

@5:37
Grenier: 2
Perzag: 1
Richard: 1
Vargas: 1

Hood: FINALLY! Perzag has the pinfall. I think he could win this.

Smith: All that means is that he is in a three way tie with a little more than five minutes left. Grenier is the one to beat here now.

~As Perzag gets back up .. Richard and Grenier attack and whips him into the ropes. Perzag is off, ducks a clothesline attack by Grenier and spears a charging Richard. Perzag takes a moment to taught the audience a bit ...but Grenier locks him in a dragon sleeper from behind. Perzag tries fighting in the hold but Grenier keeps the move locked in and Perzag finally goes down to his knees. Scruff lifts his arm and it goes down. Scruff does it a second time and limps down~

Smith: That first pin will mean nothing if Grenier can get to 3 with such a remarkable lead.

Hood: I really cannot pick a side. I think all three of these men have been great at breaking the rules through the full first half of the match. But Perzag sure looks like he is in trouble here.

~Scruff lifts him arm up again ...and it falls~

Hood: DAMMIT! Come on Perzag, prove that you are WORTHY!

~Scruff lifts his arm up ...and it falls to his side as Scruff calls it and Grenier is now TWO ahead of everyone else~

@4: 48
Grenier: 3
Perzag: 1
Richard: 1
Vargas: 1

~Grenier throws Perzag down ...but Vargas is back up and hits him with lefts and rights. Grenier tosses him into the turnbuckle and starts hitting with knife edge chops. He then sits him up in Avalanche position before hitting him with the superplex that lays him out in the middle of the ring. Grenier goes for the pin~

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...2

~...Richard breaks it up.~

Smith: That was VERY close to a three that would have given him four pins until Richard came in and broke it up.

Hood: And now Grenier is going to kill him.

~Once he realized that he has pissed off the wrong man, Richard runs away from him and slides out of the ring. Bob stops and realizes that it is more important to focus on the others. With Perzag still down and out from the sleeper, he goes for another pining attempt on him ...thinking MAYBE it could help him stay in the lead~

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...2

~...Perzag kicks out~

Smith: With the little energy he is regaining, Perzag manages to kick out of that one.

Hood: But just barely.

~Grenier looks pissed that he couldn’t get that fourth pinfall that would give him a CRAZY lead. He turns around to run into ANOTHER Stroke by Chad Vargas who goes for the cover~

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...3

@3:54
Grenier: 3
Perzag: 1
Richard: 1
Vargas: 2

Smith: And Chad Vargas manages to get a second pin ...getting himself close to Grenier but he still needs two more pins to beat him with a little under four minutes left.

Hood: And that is considering that Grenier doesn’t make another pin.

Smith: It seems as if Vargas is the best bet to beat Grenier tonight. Perzag and Richard are just way too far behind.

~Grenier goes back to work on Perzag but Perzag nails him with the Perzag Perfection OUT OF NOWHERE. Perzag hooks the leg~

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@3:36
Grenier: 3
Perzag: 2
Richard: 1
Vargas: 2

Smith: We now have a two way tie for second as Perzag gets his second pinfall victory in this match. Both are just one away from Grenier ...but they do not want to tie this one either.

Hood: I got to give it up to these men, they are sure making sure to get pins in such a short amount of time provided.

~Perzag does not waste his time gloating as he notices that Richard has gotten himself back in the ring ...and he immediately nails him with the Perzag Perfection~

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@3:24
Grenier: 3
Perzag: 3
Richard: 1
Vargas: 2

Smith: A little over three minutes left and this one is tied up between Bob Grenier and Perzag.

Hood: Is it terrible for me to be rooting for both of them to win?

Smith:Of course not. They are both talented.

Hood: I thought I was supposed to hate someone. It had to have been in my contract.

~Perzag goes back over to work on Grenier ...but doesn’t notice Chad Vargas off to his side and immediately nails him with an elbow to the head. Once again he knocks Perzag into the exposed steel of one of the turnbuckles. A dazed Perzag stumbles forward and Vargas grabs him and puts him in stroke position ...but right before he is going to hit it, Perzag gets out of the hold and immediately nails him ANOTHER Perzag Perfection~

@3:01
Grenier: 3
Perzag: 4
Richard: 1
Vargas: 2

Smith: Perzag is just using that Perfect Plex as a weapon here has it has just laid out three men in the ring.

Hood: I told you to never underestimate him.

~From behind, Richard slams Perzag’s head into exposed steel turnbuckle. HARD. Perzag galls down hard but doesn’t really know what to do. He does not have time to think as Grenier performs an impaler DDT on him. He pulls him up for that muscle buster but Perzag struggles out of it and for the Perzag Perfection around but Grenier reverses it into His own Muscle buster that makes him collide with the ring. Grenier makes the pinning attempt~

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@2:56
Grenier: 4
Perzag: 4
Richard: 1
Vargas: 2

Hood: What the hell. Tied? This is tied up again?

Smith: these men are just that good. I have found this match entertaining so far.

Hood: And Rchard is dead last while Vargas should probably want to be a couple points up which he isn’t. This one seems to be between Grenier and Perzag now.

~Grenier is back up right as Vargas kicks him in the knee and then delivers a fisherman’s carry. He grabs Richard and catapults him into that exposed turnbuckle. Grenier is back up but Vargas gets him with a swinging neckbreaker. He pulls the stunned Perzag up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle on the other side of the ring and leaps at him for a big splash which lands flush. Grenier comes up from behind Vargas and hits him with a scoop slam~

Smith: Vargas was on a roll there, I thought for sure that he would have caught up at this point.

Hood: Like I said, I’d be fine if he caught up and became the internet champion just as I would be happy if Grenier or Perzag won. Seriously, this match is an orgy of awesomeoness.

~Grenier, knowing that he needs to get the edge, quickly hooks Grenier’s leg~

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...2

~...Perzag breaks it up~

Smith: I think Grenier knows he needs to find a way to get that pin A.S.A.P so this doesn’t go into overtime.

Hood: There is over time in this?

Smith: I guess.

~Perzag pulls him up and hits a stalling brainbuster on him ...and then he makes the cover~

...1

...2

~...Vargas breaks it up~

~He delivers an elbow to the head of Perzag, headbutts him and then lands a double arm DDT. Before he can do anything ...Richard rolls him up for a school boy OUT OF NOWHERE~

...1

...2

~..Vargas reverses it and pulls on the tights~

...1

...2

...3

@2:00
Grenier: 4
Perzag: 4
Richard: 1
Vargas: 3

Smith: With only two minutes left, Vargas has three pins and just needs one more to at the very least tie it up for himself.

Hood: This is very suspenseful. Which one of these amazing heroes of awesomeness will win the Internet title.

~Vargas is back up and double clotheslines a recovering Perzag and Grenier. He pulls up Grenier, bounces off the ropes and nails him with a shoulder block. Perzag nails Vargas with a superkick that sends him down. He then spins around and hits Richard with a yakuza kick to the head. Grenier comes up from behind and performs a release german on him. He is brought right back down by a spear from Vargas. Perzag rolls back up and hits Vargas with a clothesline. Grenier grabs him and goes for the irish whip ...but Perzag reverses it and when Grenier comes back from the ropes he nails him with a European Uppercut. He turns around and gets hit with an ACE CUTTER from Vargas~

….1

….2

….Kickout!

Smith: Things are out of control now as it is a race to either completely tie things up or gain that last pinfall as the clock ticks down.

Hood: There is only a minute thirty left in this match and so far, we are looking at overtime ...if tha is even a thing.

Smith: Who will be worthy enough to hold that Internet title?

~Vargas is back up but Grenier rakes his eyes before hitting him with a drop toe hold that that slams his head into that exposed turnbuckle. Grenier smiles at the fact that he just busted Vargas wide open. Perzag follows up with a bulldog that rams Grenier’s head into that exposed steel busting him open. He goes to pull Grenier in the middle of teh ring but Richard jump on his back and tries to apply a sleeper. but Perzag just backs up into the exposed turnbuckle and Richard falls off in pain~

Smith: Perzag using that exposed turnbuckle to gain total control with one minute to go into this match.

Hood: He NEEDS to get the pin here to win it.

@1:00
Grenier: 4
Perzag: 4
Richard: 1
Vargas: 3

~He pulls Grenier up for Perzag Perfection ...but Vargas comes in and kicks him in the gut making him drop Grenier. Vargas sets him up for the stroke ...but Richard darts at him with a spear that doesn’t knock him over but does make him drop Perzag. Grenier grabs Richard and goes for the Muscle Buster and nails it. Grenier goes for the pin attempt~

...1

...2

~...Broken by Perzag~

Smith: And it looks like that is it for Richard for now, as this is a match to either tie things up ..or get one last pinfall.

Hood: Who do you predict to win?

Smith: Grenier.

Hood: I disagree with you.

~Once again, Vargas grabs Perzag for the Stroke ...but Perzag breaks out of it and circles behind him and goes for the Perzag Perfection ...but Grenier pokes him in the eye and once again tries for his muscle buster manuever. Before he can hit it, Vargas shoves both men into the corner as Grenier’s back hits the steel again~

@0:30

Smith: And the clock is ticking down as SOMEONE needs to make a pinfall here.

Hood: I can’t look.

~Vargas locks up Grenier for the stroke ...Perzag with a superkick that makes him break it. Grenier rushes right at Perzag with lefts and rights and trying to corner him. Perzag reverses it and hits him with lefts and rights of his own. Vargas charges but Perzag catches it and immediately hits the Perzag Perfection. He goes for the pin~

...1

...2

~...Broken by Grenier~

@0:20
Grenier: 4
Perzag: 4
Richard: 1
Vargas: 3

Smith: We only have twenty seconds left as this seems to be Grenier and Perzag’s match here.

Hood: Okay, there is no way someone can make a pin or submission in twenty seconds.

~The two trade rights and lefts for a few seconds. Perzag sends Grenier to the ropes, he charges for a shoulderblock but Perzag leap frogs it. Once Grenier bounces back, Perzag rolls him up for a school boy~

@0:10
Grenier: 4
Perzag: 4
Richard: 1
Vargas: 3

...1

...2

~...Grenier reverses it~

...1

...2

~...Perzag reverses it~

@0:05
Grenier: 4
Perzag: 4
Richard: 1
Vargas: 3

...1

...2

~Perzag pulls on the tights~

...3

@0:02
Grenier: 4
Perzag: 5
Richard: 1
Vargas: 3

~Perzag immediately unhooks the leg and quickly slides out of the ring before Grenier can even try anything last minute~

@0:00

Belvedere: Here is your winner and NEW Internet champion and absolutely Worthy ...PERZAG!!!!!

Smith: What a moment for Perzag and Operation Zero as the new comer wins the Internet title at the very last second.

Hood: I TOLD you that Perzag would win it.

~The time keeper hands Perazag the title as he holds it against his chest having just pinned people five times in ten minutes to definitely prove himself worthy. He moves up the rampway~

Smith: Well, as much as I hate to say it…Operation Zero is off to a great start and they have a chance for a HUGE night this evening.

Hood: Why do you hate to say awesome things?

Smith: I don’t it’s just…well, nevermind…let’s go backstage

~Amber Ryan is seen walking up and down a corridor, headphones in, preparing for her huge match later in the evening. As she was looking at the floor the entire time, she didn’t see the figure in front of her. She bumps headlong into him, causing her to look up, meaning to apologise. Her look changing automatically as soon as she realises who it is~

Amber: What the fuck do you want?

~She looks up at him with a fire in her eyes. Anubis looks back down at Amber, seemingly having some kind of empathy on his face~

Anubis: I came to see you Amber, I was concerned for you.

~She pulls her headphones out~

Amber: What the hell do you care? And why are you concerned for me?

Anubis: It’s been a difficult time for you has it not? You seem to be at a kind of crossroads in your career, in the long run you have found yourself teaming with a long time enemy to become a champion. That seems a little strange for your character, I must say.

Amber: And what’s it to you? You afraid I’m gonna steal him away from you?

~This statement causes a smirk to appear on the face of the giant~

Anubis: No, there is no concern over a matter such as that, I just happen to find it interesting that you have seemingly come to terms with him, considering that you must know that he harbours a level of resentment for you that wouldn’t be possible for a normal man, considering he has yet to beat you in a match.

Amber: Maybe he does, but you say you know him better than anyone, you know that holding onto those championships are more important to him than anything.

Anubis: Maybe that is true, he shows a level of loyalty to gold that is uncanny. But you find yourself not teaming with him at this time, in fact, you have yet to find yourself with him since winning those championships together, this must concern you, does it not?

~Amber’s face starts to show signs of annoyance~

Amber: Bothering you that you have never won a championship together is it? In fact, since you joined CWF you have won a single tag championship, and you lost that two weeks later!

Anubis: That is a true statement, I cannot deny that the loss then stings within me, but that is my past not your own, I am just pondering how you feel you can concentrate on a match of the calibre you are facing tonight when you have not yet come to terms with the loss of your protégé, Rebecca I believe her name was?

~Amber’s face turns slightly red, her eyes showing signs of rage~

Amber: What the fuck does that have to do with you asshole?

Anubis: Maybe I feel that I can help you, your potential could be wasted if you never comes to terms with the loss. This is the reason I come to you today.

~Amber’s fists begin to curl into balls~

Amber: Go fuck yourself Anubis.

Anubis: There is no need for such language Amber, I come to offer help.

Amber: Help? How the fuck can you help me?

Anubis: The answer to that is simple, I have helped many a person deal with their issues over my time, up to and including young Ripper. I come to offer you a place in The Demons of Death, where Ripper and I can support you during this process, allowing you to come to terms with your loss and continue your career at the caliber I expect from you.

Amber: I don’t give a shit what you expect from me, fuck you, and fuck your group.

Anubis: I understand that is a seemingly undesirable offer, but I implore you to consider it. I expect no answer now, focus on the task that faces you this evening, we shall talk again another time.

Amber: I doubt that.

~Anubis turns his back on Amber, she turns away, trying to control her anger and get focused back on War Games, as she turns back, he has vanished. We cut back to Smith and Hood~

Smith: It doesn’t look as though Amber or Anubis are going to get along. This could potentially strain the relationship of our tag team champions

Hood: What relationship?

Smith: Well, you know, they are tag champs

Hood: Yea and they’ve never liked one another…frankly, I don’t see the problem

Smith: Folks, I believe something has to be addressed before we go any further. As you all witnessed earlier, PerZag won the vacant Internet title. Now, if that is confusing to some…don’t feel bad…last week we saw Kobra retain his Internet Title after defeating Jason Xavier

Hood: IN THE GREATEST MOST SERIOUS STRATEGIC TECHNICALLY SOUND MATCH OF ALL TIME

Smith: While that statement is certainly one that could be debated…a fact that can’t be debated is that Kobra is no longer a member of OCW. Rumors were swirling all week about his departure and, well, Operation Zero obtained footage several hours ago which might help explain some things…let’s take a look

~We cut to taped footage from earlier in the week. The footage emanates from a small saloon in the middle of the desert. OCW Internet Champion, Kobra, is seated at the bar with a bottle of whiskey and a shot glass in front of him. The bartender on duty has a white towel over his shoulder and is discussing life and other things with the OCW star. There is nobody else in the bar. The front of the bar has real door, only two swinging wooden things like you’d see in an old western. It is a hot day as both Kobra and the Bartender are sweating. The only AC in the joint is a giant fan above them~

Bartender: So, tell me again how you went to prison for the second time?

Kobra: But I’ve already told you the story three times today

Bartender: That’s because you tell it so well…so riveting.

Kobra: You’re just saying that because I’m tipping you every round.

Bartender: Yea, you’re right…but, come on, tell me again.

Kobra: It happened when I went to see the movie Old School. You see, I thought it was going to be a documentary about how things were done in the olden days…you know, the good old days. Instead, it was a mockery…very much like a porno. My face turned red with hate and fury. They had ruined EVERYTHING. I had never been so angry…I got up and began to beat people up in the theater. I tossed a young man through the movie screen.

~Kobra pours two shots…one for he and one for the bartender. They down them quickly. Kobra ends his tragic tale~

Kobra: It wasn’t long before the cops showed up and arrested me. They said something about ‘comedy’…I don’t know, sounded like some kind of wicked voodoo ancient language to me. Anyway, live and learn, right?

~Kobra pours two more shots. He’s about to take one with the bartender when the saloon doors swing open. A southern twang sounds in the background as a masked man enters. Kobra stands up, instantly recognizing him~

Kobra: You son of a bitch

Masked Man: Hello Kobra

Kobra: How did you find me?

Masked Man: Easy, I just came to the most serious, boring bar in the state of Arizona.

Kobra: Are you here to destroy me?

Masked Man: Something like that

~The Masked Man steps into the light, we recognize him as NOT PRESIDENT DEAN. He approaches Kobra. A tumbleweed passes in front of him, signifying that shit is about to get real. Kobra places his hand on the bartender’s chest and speaks to him without turning back and greeting the employee’s frightened eyes~

Kobra: Better get out of here, Chet. This won’t be for the faint of heart.

~The bartender scurries away. Kobra takes a shot and offers the second shot to Not President Dean~

Not President Dean: No thanks, I have to drive to Tombstone after this. The state of Arizona has a tendency to pull over black men in sports cars for no reason.

Kobra: Suit yourself, die sober if you wish

~Kobra takes the second shot and licks the whiskey off his lips. He stares NPD down…NPD returns the stare…his red moustache looks extra sharp. NPD shakes his right arm. A wrench emerges from under his sleeve. Kobra sees it and nods…he reaches behind him and pulls a wrench out from the back of his pants. Kobra approaches Dean. Both men get into a sword fighting position with their wrenches. They begin to engage in battle. Kobra gains the early advantage as he an extremely skilled wrenchman. NPD is pinned against the wall with his wrench blocking Kobra’s wrench. Kobra’s wrench inches closer and closer to NPD’s face until NPD knees Kobra in the groin!! Kobra doubles over…NPD takes Kobra’s wrench away and hits him in the back with it!! Kobra falls over, lying on the ground~

Kobra: You…cheated

Not President Dean: No shit, I’m wearing a mask

Kobra: That isn’t how it’s supposed to be…you’re ruining this rivalry…making a mockery of…

Not President Dean: Oh Fuck off

~NPD begins to pummel Kobra with a series of left and right wrench blows. We don’t look down on Kobra because, well, it probably isn’t that great of a site to be honest. All we know is that NPD is beating the shit out of him with a couple of metal tools. Once finished, NPD stands up, breathing heavily. He walks over to the bar and grabs the half drank bottle of whiskey~

Not President Dean: Operation Zero? More like Operation Gay.

~NPD looks at the bottle and an idea hits him~

Not President Dean: Hmm, maybe I can track PerZag down and trick him into getting a DWI…my mission continues!

~NPD swoops out of the saloon. We hear a car door shut, followed by an engine revving up and tires peeling away shooting loose gravel into the bar. We cut back to a locker room shot from a few hours earlier where Operation Zero had first obtained the tape and watched it…they are gathered around a monitor. They have just watched this footage for the first time as well. As the monitor goes black, they stare for a moment of stunned silence.~

Bounty Hunter: … Fuck.

Pryde: … Operation Gay?

~Scott Syren shrugs.~

Syren: In hindsight I probably shouldn't have left Curt Canon that voicemail... it seemed fine at the time.

PerZag: This is troubling... Kobra did not even put up a good fight against our enemy. Perhaps... he is not as worthy as we thought?

Syren: Eh, it could have gone either way... he just PerZigged when he should have PerZagged.

PerZag: Ha! Good one!

Syren: I know.

Pryde: PerZag... Bounty Hunter... we're counting on one of you to bring that Internet Title back tonight.

~PerZag and Bounty Hunter exchange a silent but meaningful nod. Pryde sighs dejectedly.~

Pryde: Back down to four members...

Syren: Don't worry about it. For all we know, that whole thing was staged... Kobra could have been planted on us by Dean's office from the start. It could have all been long con designed to make us look incompetent and weak... there is no limit to the depth and complexity of Dean's machinations. He won a battle... the war is yet to be decided. Even if Kobra was legit... we can absorb the loss.

Pryde: Meaning?

Syren: Meaning trust me.

Pryde: Like we trusted you when you handed the Internet Title to Kobra?

Syren: Wow. You make one mistake...

Pryde: I was kidding. Mostly.

PerZag: We will have the Internet Title back.

Syren: All right guys, good talk. Let's get out there and fuck shit up.

~We cut back to ringside~

Smith: That was earlier this evening folks…strong, strange footage

Hood: Yea, does Pryde not trust Syren?

Smith: I was talking about Kobra and Not President Dean’s show down

Hood: Oh, that was real? I thought it was a promo for the new Godzilla movie

Smith: No

Hood: No it wasn’t real or no it wasn’t a promo for Godzilla goes West?

Smith: Folks, I’m being told Syren is STILL outside hanging out…the footage we just saw was from a few hours ago…so let’s not get that confused with what’s taking place live. Let’s go to the parking lot once again!

~We cut to the parking lot once again. Scott Syren is now sitting back in a lawn chair enjoying the sun. Some birds come to peck at the pile of animal feed he set out earlier. Syren shoes them away.~

Syren: Get out of here, birds! This food isn't for you! Hmm... gotta show up sometime...

~We cut back to ringside.~

Hood: I wonder who Syren is waiting for? I bet it's a bunch of hot bitches.

Smith: A bunch of hot b's that have a taste for generic livestock feed apparently.

Hood: Man it’s fucking hot out here

Smith: It’s about to get even warmer as a match with a TON of emotional energy behind it is about to take place

Hood: Emotional energy?

Smith: Yea, you know, when you feel something so strongly that it supersedes wins, losses and championships

~Hood just stares blankly at Smith~

Smith: Right well, in any event…our second match of the evening is NEXT!

Bifford Open Challenge: Accepted by Dangerous Dan
Dangerous Dan (3-4) vs. The Big Bifford (0-0)

~We settle back in to our location on Allen Street. The crowd is just coming down from the epic Internet Title match which opened the show. Before they have time to settle in, “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio blares through the speaker system as a mixture of cheers and boos are hurled at the largest successful competitor in OCW history…the Big Bifford. It’s a long walk to the ring, so Bifford emerges from behind a building on one of those little ring carts. It putters along, driving him to the ring while he chews on a giant turkey leg and smokes two cigarettes at once. He is quite unhealthy~

Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Bifford Open Challenge!! This match is a singles match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from nearby Phoenix, Arizona…standing 6’6 and weighing in at 488lbs…he is an OCW Hall of Famer…The Big Bifford!!!

~It takes awhile, but, eventually, that little motorized ring cart makes it to the actual ring Bifford will be competing in. Biff points at a fan nearby and orders him to undo the ropes…the fan, eager to be involved in a PPV event, rushes over and does as Biff commands. Biff steps from the ring cart, wearing his magical fleece. He yells at the fan to hold the back of the magical fleece so it does not touch the ground. Biff climbs the steps, continues to smoke and eat his turkey leg and enters into the ring. Once in the ring and his magical fleece safe from dirt and grime, Bifford grabs the fan, kicks him in the gut and tosses him over the top rope!! The fan tries to brace his fall with his leg by kicking it out…it snaps in half, he screams loudly as Biff pays no attention and goes back to gnawing on his turkey leg. Suddenly, “Don’t Stop” by Foster the People begins to play as the crowd erupts in cheers when Dangerous Dan emerges from behind the curtain down the road. Chris steps out with him…the two share a moment where Chris wished Dan good luck…they shake hands and embrace. Dan then rushes to the ring~

Belvedere: And his opponent, from Smithville, Tennessee…standing 5’11 and weighing in at 225lbs…Dangerous Dan!!!

~Dan rushes over to the injured fan and helps him to his feet. He hands the fan a Dan souvenir and signs and autograph. Biff yells from inside the ring calling Dan an idiot and threatening all kinds of violent murder. Dan ignores Biff and helps the fan to Biff’s ring cart. Biff grows angry and yells “That’s my ring cart! Get him out of there!” Dan ignores Biff, places the fan in the cart and orders that the fan be taken to the back for medical attention. Biff is so angry, he tosses his turkey leg and cigarettes out of the ring. Dan slides in under the bottom rope, ready to compete. Belvedere, before exiting, is handed a sheet of paper by Bifford~

Belvedere: The Big Bifford would now liked to be recognized for his many accomplishments in the sport of professional wrestling…those accomplishments include but should not be limited to…OCW United States Champion, OCW World Heavyweight Champion, former Vice President of OCW, former President of OCW, former Vice President of OCW... again..., former GCWA X-Division Champion, winner of second place in the Idaho Pie Eating Competition, former GCWA World Heavyweight Champion, and former convicted MASS MURDERER...

~Belvedere bends over to catch his breath…that was a mouthful. He then exits the ring and sounds the bell. Biff and Dan are ready to begin~

Smith: I believe the start of this match tells you all you really need to know.

Hood: First off, Biff is a recovering nicotine addict…he NEEDS those cigarettes in order to function. The guy used to smoke a carton a day.

Smith: No, no, no…I’ve never seen Biff smoke, that I can remember, he’s doing it to mock Dan…who is in great shape, by the way. It’s obvious Dan has been hitting the gym religiously since his last match.

Hood: Yea, well, the only time Biff ever hits the gym is with his car and he’s doing okay, so wasted energy in my opinion.

Smith: Uh huh…we’ll see, you can bet your bottom dollar that Dan is going to do everything he can to tire Biff out. Biff is taking him too lightly and if Biff gets winded…this one is over.

Hood: Won’t fucking happen

Smith: I beg to…oh Hood…OH MY GOSH…WHAT THE…

~Everyone turns as Bifford’s Manager Zombie Earl emerges from underneath the ring cart! He had been hiding under there this entire time!! He climbs into the ring cart with the helpless, lame fan. He begins to feast on his flesh. Fans turn in horror as Biff laughs from ringside. Dan moves to try and help the fan…he climbs through the ropes and hits the dirt. Scruff begins to administer a ten count~

Smith: If Dan tries to save the fan…he’ll be counted out

Hood: That fan was stupid, but if Dan tries to save him, he takes the cake for stupidity.

Smith: Dan has a big heart, Hood

Hood: Big hearts, small brains

~Dan starts to rush to the fan…but, before he gets there, Earl rips the fans throat out, killing him. Dan sees there’s nothing more he can do, so he runs back into the ring, right before Scruff can hit 10 in his count. Biff frowns as the fans cheer, not because the fan is dead…but because they want to see this match take place~

Smith: Tragic

Hood: Can we FINALLY start this fucking thing

Smith: That kid had a family…parents, Hood, PARENTS

Hood: Yes, Parents who now have more money to spend on themselves

Smith: Evil man

~The ring cart continues off into the distance, vanishing with Zombie Earl enjoying his snack. Back into the ring, Biff and Dan stare each other down. Biff reveals his master plot by saying “I’m going to kill you.” Dan just stares Biff down intently. They approach one another in the middle of the ring…Biff reaches to grab Dan, but Dan darts out of the way and he kicks Biff in the leg. Biff looks angry and he reaches around for Dan, but Dan continues to move, forcing Biff to move with him~

Smith: See! I told you, Dan is going to try to wear Biff out and Biff, so blinded by rage and hate for Dan, isn’t going to pick up on the strategy.

Hood: Maybe, but all Biff has to do is get one hand on Dan and he will crush him. Biff has the strength of one thousand Tyrannosaurs…only with larger, more proportionate hands.

Smith: No

~Dan continues to hop around the ring, narrowly avoiding Biff’s arms which swing every so often at Dan…whenever Biff feels as though he has a window of opportunity to snag him. Dan manages to get behind Biff as Biff stumbled forward from another narrow miss…Dan delivers a roundhouse kick to the back of Biff’s head. Biff staggers towards the ropes. Dan rushes to the nearest corner, he hops atop it and looks over at Biff…Dan leaps off and nails Biff with a flying clothesline!!! Biff sways back and forth but manages to remain on his feet~

Smith: Nice one, Dan…get the big man off his feet!

Hood: Easier said than done…didn’t Fenix fight all match without getting Bifford off his feet?

Smith: I think what happened was once Fenix got Biff off his feet, Biff landed on him and we had a double pin or countout or something.

Hood: Fucking Fenix

~Dan hops to his feet and he kicks Biff in the back of the knee. Biff throws a punch at Dan’s head, but Dan dodges and smacks a chop right into Biff’s neck. Biff’s magical fleece falls off and lands safely onto the mat. Dan throws some punches into Biff’s head. Biff staggers but doesn’t fall. Dan shoves Biff into the corner and he goes to whip Biff out of the corner…Biff starts to move, but quickly reverses. Dan sprints into the opposing corner as Biff just kind of strolls behind him. Dan climbs to the top and jumps off with a Whisper in the Wind!!! He hits Biff and then kind of deflects off, landing on the apron. Biff sways back further than before but still does not leave his feet~

Smith: Aww c’mon! I thought he had him that time!

Hood: Haha, did you see how Dan just sort of bounce off of Biff…it was like watching frogs bounce off of a tennis racquet.

Smith: Huh?

Hood: Oh, well, umm, you know…like if you were to accidentally throw one into the air and hit it with a tennis racquet…while like drunk or something

Smith: What kind of sick freak would do something like that to a poor little frog?

Hood: I have no idea

~Dan gets to his feet determined in his quest to remove Bifford from his feet. Bifford stops swaying and turns around, facing Dan. Dan leaps into the air and drills Biff with a standing drop kick!! Biff sways, but remains on his feet. Dan leaps into the air, once back to his feet, and hits Biff in the head with a flying forearm!!! Biff, dazed, sways and still remains on his feet. Dan finds the nearest corner, ascends to the top, leaps off, and knees Biff right in the face!! Biff sways further than ever…but STILL remains on his feet. Dan reaches one knee, breathing heavily and looking frustrated as the fans get behind him, rallying for him to continue~

Smith: This is getting really frustrating

Hood: Hey, if you don’t like it, don’t agree to wrestle 500 pound men.

Smith: You know what, can we just stop talking about Bifford for a minute…I’m already sick of the man.

Hood: Fine, let’s talk about Biff’s ACCOMPLISHMENTS…starting with his OCW United States Title reign…best US Champ ever? Yes or Fuck yes?

Smith: No comment

~Dan gets to his feet and urges the fans on, they get SUPER behind him as he makes his way to the nearest corner. Dan climbs to the top and leaps off, grabbing Biff by the head, he twirls around in the air and drops Biff’s head into the top turnbuckle nearest them with a Tornado DDT!! Biff’s head slams hard as he staggers towards the middle of the ring…the fans chant “Fall! Fall! FALL!!” Dan winds up perched on the top, he doesn’t waste any time…Dan leaps off the top rope, places his knees to Biff’s face and drops him with a codebreaker from the top rope!!! Biff staggers all the way back into a corner, landing into the corner! His arms are draped over the top rope, keeping him on his feet…Biff, however, looks to be nearly unconscious~

Hood: Look at this man!! LOOK AT HIM! STILL on his feet!

Smith: Oh please, the turnbuckles are responsible for that.

Hood: Wait a sec, we’ve seemed to have gone off track…Biff as OCW World Heavyweight Champion…would you agree that his reign single handedly changed the face of western civilization?

Smith: About as much as a minor league hockey game.

Hood: Okay, I’ll put you down for a maybe…

~Dan is growing extremely frustrated at this point…he takes a few steps back, measuring Biff up. As he does, he steps on Biff’s Magical Fleece. Dan looks down and notices it with a look of disgust. Aggressively, he kicks it out of the ring…the Magical Fleece lands in the dirt, soiling it’s fur. Biff, eyes half open, watches this occur. Flames emerge in his eyes as he’s filled with uncontrollable RAGE and HATE for his nemesis. Dan doesn’t notice…instead, Dan rushes in and leaps into the air for a splash…Biff, though, throws a right fist into the air, drilling Dan in the gut! Dan staggers back, bent over…he runs into the ropes, bounces off and goes for a clothesline…Biff, though, blocks it, he picks Dan up and drops him to the ring with a Rock Bottom!! Dan rolls around in pain as Biff stomps on the mat and begins to Biff Up~

Smith: What is he doing…

Hood: The nicotine is kicking in and…for all you kids out there, don’t mess with another man’s fleece…especially if it’s Magical.

Smith: That is just ridiculously terrible and inaccurate advice for our observers.

~Biff stops Biffing up and he yanks Dan to his feet. Biff begins to paint brush him with lefts and right, slapping Dan around and saying “Imma murder ya, boy.” Dan tries to fight back, lunging forward and cracking Biff in the face with a headbutt. Biff throws a forearm in response, drilling Dan in the head and knocking him to the mat. Biff then looks at Scruff and orders him to retrieve his magical fleece. Scruff, used to being ordered around, does as he’s told~

Smith: Come on, Scruff…you’re in charge there, not that maniac!

Hood: Get that fleece, Scruff…get it!

Smith: And, I have to wonder, is anyone else as concerned as I am with Biff’s constant death threats?

Hood: Eh, you know, I guess…I haven’t really thought about it

Smith: I mean, he keeps telling Dan on national television for everyone to hear that he’s going to kill him.

Hood: Hey, it’s wrestling, people say shit…whatever

~Biff watches on as Scruff’s feet hit the dirt and he goes to retrieve the Magical Fleece. Biff then picks up Dan, he knees Dan in the gut and lifts him up over his head for a Gorilla Press Slam. Biff then hurls Dan over the top rope and onto Scruff!! Scruff was bent over with his back to the ring. Dan lands on top of Scruff, knocking him out. Biff then heads outside the ring as the fans boo loudly~

Smith: That mixed reaction Biff received at the outset is now one hundred percent jeers.

Hood: Moving along…Biff as OCW Vice President…innovative, edgy and unrivaled when you place it in the category of best Vice President forced into duty when the current interim president disappears on a plane ride…right?

Smith: That’s a pretty rare category so…I’d have to say possibly

Hood: I KNEW you were a mark for Oh Great VP Biff

Smith: That’s stretching it

~Biff steps foot onto the dirt road and he picks up his Magical Fleece. Biff dusts it off and puts it back on…despite the extremely hot weather, Biff is going to wear his fleece proudly. He then yanks Dan to his feet and begins to walk him down the dirt road. Dan tries to fight Biff off…Biff, though, bites Dan on the arm! Dan rips his arm away…Biff then drills Dan to the dirt with a lariat!! Dan lands hard, the back of his head bouncing off the dirt. Biff then grabs Dan by the leg and continues to drag him~

Smith: What is he doing

Hood: He’s just doing what Biff does

Smith: Can they take it back to the ring and can somebody get Scruff to wake up…this is getting out of hand…Biff is threatening to murder Dan for goodness sakes! Somebody take control!!

Hood: I have an idea

Smith: What?

Hood: Let’s talk about Biff’s Presidency in OCW…which took place when Cheasy M just, I don’t know, died or vanished or got abducted by crab people.

Smith: As bad as VP Biff was…President Biff was ridiculous…mules on ice skates…no way

Hood: Hey, you say tomato, I say greatest month and a half in OCW history!

~Biff reaches the end of the street as fans are gathered around him, leaving the path in front of him clear. Biff turns the corner and arrives at the OK Corral. He lets go of Dan’s leg and begins to carefully count his steps. Dan slowly gets to his feet and sees Biff is up to no good. Dan rushes over and turns Biff around…he goes for a punch, but Biff thumbs Dan in the eye!! Dan grabs his face in pain as Biff headbutts Dan in the nose…we hear a crunch. Biff then grabs Dan’s head and neck, he lifts Dan up and drops him with a suplex onto the hard dirt! A dust cloud shoots up as Dan holds his back in pain. Biff gets back to his feet and resumes pacing~

Smith: What could he possibly be looking for here…there’s nothing there you fat idiot, nothing!

Hood: Hey, Hey…how are you going to treat the only person to ever rise to VP, then to President then back to VP in that order in such a negative fashion. Speaking of…tell me about his second VP reign…totally greater than his first…I mean, his first was legendary…but this one, instant orgasm, right?

Smith: Honestly, I don’t really remember it

Hood: True, some people due black out and suffer short term memory loss when an orgasm is way too intense.

Smith: That is NOT why

~Biff stops pacing and he begins to dig through the dirt…all we see are his giant hands clawing at the dirt with the magical fleece covering the rest of his massive body. The ground is pretty hard so Biff is really damaging his finger nails with the incessant digging. We zoom in and see his finger nails tearing off, leaving bloodied finger tips behind. He finally gets deep enough to where he stops, feeling something~

Smith: The maniac…the sociopath just ripped all of his finger nails out to dig through that dirt…what the heck!

Hood: Biff is an extremely motivated man when it comes to murdering Dan.

Smith: This is ridiculous…we need some security down there, right away.

Hood: Let’s discuss Biff’s GCWA X-Division reign…my goodness, I mean, that just put GCWA on the map, didn’t it?

Smith: GCWA was firmly entrenched ‘on the map’ before Biff ever showed up. He was a side show over there, if you ask me.

Hood: How dare you speak ill of Bifford the Great and Maleficent!

Smith: I think you mean Magnificent…Maleficent is a Disney Character

Hood: Was it an evil character?

Smith: Perhaps the evilest

Hood: Nope, I said it correctly then

~Biff yanks a cardboard cutout of Dangerous Dan first and he sets it up next to the Corral. Next, Biff unearths a giant Scythe. He calls it his Mighty Scythe and he swings it around haphazardly. He performs a few tricks with it…fans, at first look in awe and find it fun and neat…then they realize it’s a deadly weapon and run away. Biff turns, looking at the Dan cutout…it’s Dan smiling and waving. Biff swings the Mighty Scythe and slices the head right off the cardboard cutout!! Fans gasp in horror as Dan twirls the Mighty Scythe a few times before looking down at Dan who is on all fours, gasping for oxygen~

Smith: Biff had this planned all along…he planned to lure Dan into a challenge…get him to Tombstone and murder him at the OK Corral.

Hood: This guy is just the absolute best

Smith: No, he’s an evil evil man who needs to go back to prison and get raped!

Hood: HEY!

Smith: WHAT?

Hood: If any of that is going to go down with Biff in jail…rest assured, he will be the one DOING the raping. Nobody rapes Biff.

Smith: Whatever

~Biff waits for Dan to get to his feet…Dan slowly does…Biff then takes a swipe with the Mighty Scythe! It cuts Dan in the arm…not too deep, just enough to annoy him. Dan grabs his arm and turns around. Biff then swipes Dan’s back!! This one is a little deeper but still, mainly deep enough to annoy Dan and toy with him before delivering a fatal blow. Biff is laughing maniacally, really enjoying this. He then calms himself down and gets serious, it appears he’s ready to deliver a death blow~

Smith: Seriously, if he kills Dan on Pay Per View at Total Demolition, I’m quitting…I don’t know why…but that’s it.

Hood: Fuck, let me grab a gun then and aid him in the process.

Smith: You stay right here!

~Dan, his back still to Biff stands there…almost accepting his fate and begging Biff to end it. Biff takes a huge swipe with the Mighty Scythe at Dan’s head…Dan falls to his knees, dodging the blow!! Biff staggers forward, not anticipating a miss. Dan rolls backwards towards Biff and kicks Biff in the groin!! Biff drops the Scythe and staggers back…Dan gets to his feet and he unloads on Biff with lefts and rights as the crowd goes wild for Dan…”Dan! Dan! Dan!” is all that anyone can hear as the ovation is thunderous~

Smith: Yes! Thank the heavens! Dan is still alive!

Hood: That sneaky fucker

Smith: Come on, Dan…end it…beat his behind!

Hood: I’m so disappointed…I need to cheer up…let’s discuss Biff’s second place finish in the Idaho pie eating contest…screw job? The Idaho Screw job they are calling it…do you believe the Idaho board of directors should review the case?

Smith: I wasn’t even aware such a competition exists

Hood: It does and Biff was screwed…SCREWED I TELL YA

Smith: I’m sure there are bigger issues in the state the board needs to review…whoever they are the board of.

Hood: The board of Idaho, Smith…and they ARE looking into it…someone is going to jail over that atrocity!

~Dan has Biff on his heels…he takes a few steps back and goes to knock the big man over with a clothesline…Biff, however, lunges forward with a shoulder and he drills Dan with it, knocking him back into the dirt. The fans boo loudly. Biff walks over to his Mighty Scythe and picks it up…he stands over Dan. Scruff rushes in and gets in between Biff and Dan~

Smith: Finally, some law and order!

Hood: We’re in fucking Tombstone…there’s no law in this town

Smith: There is now, Sheriff Scruff

Hood: Like I said, there’s no fucking law in this town

~Scruff orders Biff to get Dan back in the ring as he’s about to begin a ten count. Biff pushes Scruff out of the way and he grabs Dan by the leg and begins to drag him back to the ring. Scruff grabs Biff’s arm holding the Mighty Scythe. He tells Biff he cannot take that into the ring…Biff asks ‘why not?’…Scruff thinks for a moment before replying ‘because you just can’t’…Biff seems sad and drops the Scythe. While he wants to murder Dan…he couldn’t bear losing to Dan…even if it were by DQ. He continues to drag Dan to the ring as Scruff starts to count to ten. Scruff isn’t fucking around…he’s counting pretty fast, which causes Biff to hustle to the ring…he almost breaks out into a full fledged jog. Biff finally reaches ringside. He tosses Dan inside and rolls in behind him as Scruff gets past 8. Scruff stops the count and rolls inside the ring with the two competitors~

Smith: How can Scruff not DQ Biff? He knows Biff threw Dan on top of him…he knows Biff had a deadly weapon in his hands and he can see Dan is bleeding from his arm and back…I mean, how can he NOT DQ Biff

Hood: When you say DQ like that, it reminds me of Dairy Queen. It’s so fucking hot out here, do you think you could go grab me a blizzard after the match.

Smith: Speaking of me wondering why things are the way they are…how do you still have a job?

Hood: Show me where it says I can’t have a blizzard…SHOW ME

~Biff stands up in the ring breathing HEAVILY. He yanks Dan to his feet and punches Dan in the face a few times. Biff’s face has turned red, flushed from having to move so fast to get back to the ring. Biff coughs a few times as he continues to punch Dan in the face. Biff picks Dan up and he bodyslams him into the ring. Biff then starts to climb to the top…the ring post and turnbuckles start to bend and look warped. Biff reaches the top, takes a few giant breaths and then leaps off with a top rope splash!!! The entire ring shakes and shifts a few inches…Biff goes for the pin as Scruff slides in for the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!

Smith: Dan kicked out! YES!

Hood: Fuck…how did he kick out of The Mad Murderer…it’s a fucking 500 man performing a top rope splash

Smith: Because Dan is the Man!

~Biff slowly gets to his feet…he’s wheezing and gasping for air, he looks totally spent. Dan is slow to get to his feet as Biff watches Dan out of the corner of his eye. Biff then clotheslines Dan back to the mat once Dan reaches his feet. Biff is in total control at this point, despite his obvious fatigue. Biff pulls Dan off the mat and kicks him in the gut…he places Dan’s head between his legs and hooks Dan around the waist…the fans know what’s coming next…it’s the Biff End. Biff lifts Dan up, but Dan is able to use his momentum to turn all the way up where his legs are around Biff’s head…he punches Biff in the head a few times before falling back and slamming Biff’s head into the mat with an X-Factor!! Biff, though, amazingly, remains on his feet!! He staggers into the ropes…he leans all his weight on the ropes, gasping for oxygen~

Smith: Uh oh, Hood…uh oh…your boy is in trouble!

Hood: Oh come on, you’ve got to be kidding me…Biff, kick his ass!

Smith: Bifford is completely gassed and Dan, well, we know Dan still has plenty left in the tank

Hood: Damnit, Biff…hit the Biff End…let’s go!

Smith: I don’t think that’s going to happen…

Hood: Yea, well nobody cares what you fucking think

~Dan is lying on the mat for a moment before kicking up to his feet!! The crowd goes wild…Dan looks much fresher than Biff. He looks over at the giant man, wheezing and gasping while leaning on the ropes. Dan walks over and rips the Magical Fleece off of Biff’s back…he then balls his fist up in it and begins to pummel Biff with a Magical Fleece wrapped fist!!! Biff can’t cover up, he’s too tired…Biff falls back into the nearest corner as Dan climbs to the second rope and continues to punch Biff in the head…the crowd counts along as Dan reaches the count of fifteen punches. He then hops down and waits for Biff to stagger forward. Dan drills him with another Magical Fleece punch!! Dan then wraps the fleece around Biff’s neck and begins to choke the big man while they’re on their feet. Biff, almost like a zombie or mummy, reaches out with his arms, trying to grab the ropes or something as Dan applies as much pressure as he can. Scruff comes in and orders a break. Dan finally does. Dan then runs into the ropes…Biff staggers into the middle of the ring, facing Dan…Dan bounces off the ropes and he lunges forward with a flying clothesline!! His arm is wrapped in the Magical Fleece!! Biff sways back and forth with the crowd on their tip toes~

Smith: Come on…come on…

Hood: No…no…no….

Smith: Fall…fall…FALL

Hood: Shiiiiiiiittttt

~Biff finally falls to the mat with a loud thud!! The crowd goes wild as Dan has taken the gigantic man off of his feet. Dan hurls the magical fleece to the mat and begins to feed off the energy of the crowd. Biff remains lying in the middle of the ring, staring straight into the sky, breathing very, very heavily~

Smith: He did it!! Goooo Dan!!!

Hood: I’d like to note…he couldn’t have done it without the Magical Fleece

Smith: That fleece is NOT magical

Hood: Hey! It just took Biff off of his feet…it’s extremely magical.

Smith: That was ALL Dan

Hood: Ahahahaha

~Dan stomps on Biff while he’s lying on the mat. Dan goes to the mat and starts to unload lefts and rights on Biff’s face with the big man on the ground and nearly immobile. Dan rushes to the nearest corner, he climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a guillotine leg drop over the neck area of Biff!! Dan gets to his feet and throws his arms into the air as the crowd is squarely behind him~

Smith: Dan has ALL the momentum!

Hood: This match WAS going to be tough to top…but, now, man, worst match on the show so far.

Smith: Well, to be fair, there have only been two matches to this point.

Hood: No, I meant last week’s Massacre

Smith: I strongly disagree!

~Dan runs into the ropes, he bounces off, he rolls onto the mat, leaps up into the air and lands on Biff with Rolling Thunder!!! Dan then drapes the Magical Fleece over Biff’s body before heading to the corner. He quickly climbs to the top, looks down at Biff and leaps off with a Swanton Bomb!! He executes it perfectly!! Biff is not moving as the crowd is going crazy…Dan hooks one of Biff’s massive legs and Scruff makes the count~

1!

2!

KICK OUT!!

Smith: NO! NO! I can’t believe it!!

Hood: BIFF!!!

Smith: Shades of last Monday night…Dan has to be wondering if he can EVER beat Bifford

Hood: Hey man, just like how the Indians always jobbed to the Cowboys…some things never changed.

Smith: I didn’t know the Cleveland Indians had such a tough time against the Dallas Cowboys

Hood: Holy shit you’re a fucking idiot

~Dan rolls off of Biff sits on the mat, staring at it in shock. He reaches over and yanks the magical fleece off of Biff. Dan gets to his feet and he rips the magical fleece in two! He discards the magical fleece as the crowd chants “Dan! Dan!” Dan nods and begins to work through his frustration and re-channel his focus onto Bifford. Bifford rolls over and is on all fours, attempting to return to his feet. Dan springs at Biff, who is on all fours, and he leaps onto Biff’s back, trying to roll him over for a pin. Biff, though, holds onto Dan and gets to his feet…the crowd rises with shock as Biff falls back, crushing Dan under his weight!~

Smith: Oh no

Hood: Yes!! Goodnight, Mr. Dangerous

Smith: That’s simply too much weight for one person to have dropping on their chest

Hood: Hey, if you don’t want to be crushed by a fat man, don’t dance the devil’s dance

Smith: Umm, sure

~Bifford gets to his feet and he yanks Dan to his…Biff is still breathing heavily as his wind has not returned to him. He knees Dan in the gut, Dan bends over…Biff hooks him, lifts him up and drops him with a jumping piledriver!! The Biff End!!! Dan’s body goes flat as Biff leans over Dan’s body with a casual pin attempt~

1!

2!

3!!!

NO!

Shoulder Up!!

Smith: YES!

Hood: Ahhh fuck!

Smith: C’mon, Dan…you can do this!

Hood: No he can’t! He needs to stay down and quit wasting everybody’s time

Smith: DAN! GO DAN GO!

~Biff slowly crawls to his feet…he walks over to the nearest corner once again with Dan still on his back. Biff starts to climb to the top…he stops halfway, to catch his breath. Biff reaches the top and looks down on Dan. Dan is on all fours, he looks up and sees Biff…Dan realizes he can’t take another punishing move via an airborne Biff…not at this point. Dan sprints for the corner and rams his shoulder into the middle turnbuckle!! Biff falls over, hanging upside down from the top~

Hood: What a bullshit move that was

Smith: What are you talking about? He’s doing what he has to do to stay alive in this match

Hood: Gutless…totally gutless

Smith: Gutless would have been not showing up…Dan is all heart

~Dan gets underneath Biff, who is still hanging from the top, and he uses all the strength in his legs to lift Biff back into a seated position on the top…Biff, though, snatches Dan around the waist and he sits up, holding Dan upside down! The crowd starts to boo as Biff gets to his feet and he leaps off the top dropping Dan with the Biff End off the top rope!! Biff pins Dan, hooking both legs this time as Scruff slides in for the count~

1!

2!

3!!!

~The crowd boos heavily as the bell sounds and Biff throws his arms in the air~

Belvedere: Here is your winner…THE BIG BIFFORD!!!!!

Smith: Absolutely heart breaking loss for Dan

Hood: Hey, Dan did good, man…but Biff is a hall of famer for a reason

Smith: Sometimes life just doesn’t go the way that it should

Hood: Umm, excuse me? The better man won tonight…how is that a fucking travesty?

Smith: I just cannot get behind bullying…never have, never will

Hood: Dan’s a bully too…I mean did you see him run into the turnbuckle and bully it? That turnbuckle is so small and can’t move…that’s being a bully, man

Smith: I’m not going to sit here and compare bullying humans versus inanimate objects with you. Instead, I’m going to take us backstage…or the parking lot…wherever Syren is camped out these days

~We cut to the parking lot once again. Scott Syren remains sitting in his lawn chair. He holds his hand up to shield his eyes from the sun and he seems to be peering at something off in the distance.~

Syren: Finally!

~Curt Canon enters the scene, riding on top of two huge bulls—not with saddles, but surfing atop them like two majestic meat-filled rollerskates. The bulls come to a stop to graze at Scott Syren's feed pile. Curt Canon remains standing on top of them, but he looks down and waves at his old pal.~

Syren: Nice cow.

Canon: Bull.

Syren: No, I mean it, I really think they are nice-looking animals.

Canon: Yeah... they won't leave me alone after that rodeo clown match. They think I'm their mother or something.

Syren: Ha! Animals... always so stupid and full of delicious meat. Oh, so anyway, I have something for you.

Canon: Sweet! A Present! I Love Presents!

~Syren tosses a crumpled wad of black cloth up to Curt Canon. Canon catches it in one hand because he is a great athlete.~

Canon: Is it a ferret? ferrets smell, but they are pretty cool...I just hope my bulls don't eat it.

~He unravels the cloth...and a sad confused look comes across his face.~

Canon: Oh man, it's just a stupid shirt...I am already wearing a shirt.

Syren: It's not just any T-shirt, it's like... better than other t-shirts.

Canon: Oh, you mean like a Hanes Comfort Blend?

Syren: Kind of like that, yeah. Except even more awesome.

~Curt examines the shirt closer and realizes that it is a black Operation Zero t-shirt with a dark gray numeral "0" on the front. Curt Canon gets a sly creepy smile on his face and puts the shirt on over his clothes.~

Canon: Black always was my color...unless it comes in blue, blue is my number one bestest color...Can I get it in blue? I mean I like black a lot too, so I guess it doesn't really matter. I just said that because I thought it would sound cool.

Syren: Yep. You should have stopped after "Black always was my color." It's okay though, I still think you're cool.

Canon: Thanks man.

Syren: Okay, I gotta run. I'll catch up with you later. Oh, one more thing...

~Syren looks around to make sure nobody is watching. Which makes no sense because there is obviously a fucking camera on them but whatevs.~

Syren: Be careful with the Evil Queen... something is amiss there. She keeps talking and talking about how Dean is out to get her... but it doesn't add up. The way I understand it, she gave Dean a bunch of money a few months back to get OCW up and running again... so if anybody is in deep with Dean, it's her. I can't help but feel that all these conspiracy theories she's throwing around are deliberate attempts to conceal the truth even further... Dean's schemes have more layers than, like, some layered object with tons of layers. Anyway, the Evil Queen... She's clearly unstable and any of her theories about Dean and the OCW back office are not to be trusted.

Canon: Unstable, hey? Well that's good news for me, since it's a ladder match... and if she's unstable she's probably not good at climbing ladders.

Syren: Shyeah, exactly.

~We cut back to ringside~

Smith: Curt Canon is now a member of Operation Zero!!

Hood: Honestly, I fear for Operation Zero

Smith: Why’s that?

Hood: I fear for their future

Smith: Again…why’s that?

Hood: Naturally, they can’t be stopped physically. But…with the amount of awesomeness that they are stuffing into one group…they may spontaneously combust or implode…THE MEGAPOWERS MAY EXPLODE!!

Smith: Well, I don’t know about all of that…but I do know that Canon probably has bigger things on his mind which don’t deal with implosion…his LightWeight Title match is mere moments away

Hood: True, I guess priorities and all that stuff

Smith: Well, folks…WAR GAMES is tonight and the match itself…it’s kind of in jeopardy. Dean has been pretty open about the levels of which this match has been screwed over the past few weeks. Tonight is the deadline…last we saw, The Family was trying to locate Sean Fuller to be their fifth and final partner…let’s see if they’ve made any headway in that department…

~The crowd cheers as the OCW screen hanging above Allen Street shows our first image of OCW President Dean for the evening. He is pacing in the interior of an old building which lines Allen St, using it as his office. Leo the High School Intern is rocking back and forth nervously…Dean has his head down, in deep throught~

Dean: Okay, so we’ve got four members confirmed to actually be here, in Tombstone, ready to compete on ‘The Family’ for War Games, correct?

Leo: Correct, sir

Dean: Who are we missing? I thought Jock had rounded all of them up?

Leo: Still no word on Sean Fuller, sir.

Dean: Son of a bitch…alright, well it’s early…you go and find out exactly where that psycho is and confirm that he’s going to SHOW UP for War Games tonight, you understand?

~Leo nods and starts to exit…Dean grabs Leo by the arm, turns him around and stares at him with desperation in his eyes~

Dean: Leo…this must be done, nothing else tonight matters, do you understand? We HAVE to iron out this Fuller situation before War Games…okay?

Leo: Understood, Dean, it will get done…I promise.

~Leo’s response satisfies Dean as he exits the office. Dean continues to pace back and forth, nervously~

Dean: He’s gonna be here any minute…any minute…shit…what do I tell him…he’s going to ask about War Games…mother fucking sucka…

~A figure suddenly enters into Dean’s office. Dean turns, expecting it to be Buffet…his expression suddenly changes…his guard visibly lets down as a smile is plastered across his face~

Dean: I don’t believe it…

~Dean steps forward, shakes the man’s hand and they embrace. We instantly recognize the figure to be the First Ever OCW World Champion and OCW Hall of Famer...not to mention OCW’s figure headed VP…the legendary LURRR!! Their brotherly embrace comes to an end as Dean steps back and takes a look at his best friend. Lurrr looks to be in great shape…he’s wearing a Texas Tech t-shirt, jeans and a cowboy hat. Dean rushes over to his desk and grabs a bottle. He offers Lurrr a drink~

Lurrr: Brother, there’s nothing I’d love more than to sit here, get wasted and watch Total Demolition LIVE in Tombstone, Arizona…but I’m afraid we need to talk about OCW for a moment.

~Dean places the bottle down and takes a seat on his desk. Lurrr struggles putting his words together for a moment~

Dean: Bro, it’s cool, whatever ideas you have are fine by me…after all, you are the Vice President. May want to run them by Buffet first…make him feel part of the team…he’s supposed to show up any minute now.

Lurrr: Yea, about that…

~Lurrr pauses…he thinks his words over carefully before deciding to just speak his mind~

Lurrr: Fuck it…so, Jimmy Buffet…the financier…he fucking called me like two weeks ago.

Dean: Really? How did he get your number?

Lurrr: I’m in the OCW directory, Dean. I get calls from wrestlers and other people looking for jobs all the time. It sucks and I usually just ignore them. However, when Buffet called…I thought it might be important.

Dean: Was it?

Lurrr: Well, he’s the reason I flew out here. He offered me a six figure pay day to show up in Tombstone, Arizona for Total Demolition. I would’ve told you…but, I just figured you were so busy with this War Games shit and, plus, I thought it might be a cool surprise to show up and hang out, ya know?

Dean: I gotcha…so, what is this…just a little quick pay day for you to go out there and make some announcement…maybe shoot a commercial?

Lurrr: I get off the airplane, right? There’s a fucking limo waiting on me…never one to turn down a sweet ride, I hop in the back. Who do I find in the backseat with me? Jimmy fucking Buffet.

Dean: No shit?

Lurrr: Yea, he’s extremely concerned with War Games, Dean. I know he acts like he doesn’t pay attention but, trust me, he does.

Dean: Fuck! I knew it…what did he say, exactly?

Lurrr: Dean, you HAVE to fix this War Games shit. He knows it’s totally fucked…hell, we all know it. But he blames YOU for everything. He doesn’t think you have the backbone to control your roster. He doesn’t believe you have the foresight to see things through here in OCW. He thinks OCW has outgrown you, basically.

Dean: I don’t care what that mother fucker says…he’s locked in for two months. Besides, this show is BARELY underway…we’re gonna rock his fucking face off, you wait and see.

Lurrr: I hope so, Dean. But if you don’t…if this show is deemed a failure, he’s going to remove his funding unless you allow him to put someone else in charge.

Dean: He…he can’t do that.

Lurrr: Look, I’m no lawyer…I haven’t read the contract, but he said something along the lines of “mismanagement of funds”…I guess what he’s saying is you took his money, hyped a big match and then allowed it to fall through without a suitable replacement.

Dean: Fuck…yea, that’s in there. I would fight it, but…wait…did he say who he would put in charge?

Lurrr: That’s where this gets really shitty…he wants me to take over.

Dean: And you told him to go fuck himself, right?

~Lurrr doesn’t respond and lowers his head~

Dean: Oh no, not you man…tell me you didn’t agree.

Lurrr: Well? What was I supposed to do? Let OCW die…let all your hard work get wiped away?

Dean: Uhh, yea…fuck Buffet, we’ll go back to bars…the roster will understand…they love it here.

Lurrr: Not enough to wrestle in bars, Dean. And the one person on the roster capable of funding this business, Bobbinette Carey, hates you for stabbing her in the back. It’s the only way, Dean…I take over…if not me, who? What? Josh Allen? You really want to return to the Omega days?

Dean: Fuck no…I’d rather burn this mother fucker down.

Lurrr: Exactly…so, IF War Games falls apart…IF Buffet plays this hand of his…I’ll just step in. You tell me what to do and I’ll do it. It’s still your fed, Dean…I’ll simply be acting on your behalf until we don’t need a financier anymore.

~Dean walks up and places his hand on Lurrr’s shoulder~

Dean: If that’s the way it has to be…I guess that’s the way it’s going to be. Thanks, bro, you’re a good friend.

~Dean and Lurrr share another embrace. ‘Nibblin on Sponge Cake’ is heard as Jimmy Buffet enters. Dean and Lurrr turn, facing him~

Jimmy Buffet: Deano Machine-o! Great to see ya, young man! I am so excited for tonight’s show…how’s that War Games match looking?

Dean: Great, Jimmy…lots of excitement, lots of surprises…I think it’s really going to deliver.

Jimmy Buffet: I have nothing but faith in you, my boy! And is this the infamous Lurrr I’ve heard so much about? Great to meet ya!

~Lurrr and Buffet fake a first time meeting for Dean’s sake. Dean finds Buffet’s actions hard to stomach~

Dean: If you guys don’t mind, I have to go check up on one of our wrestlers. There’s plenty of liquor in my desk if you two are thirsty. I’ll be back shortly.

~Dean exits as Buffet instantly goes for the liquor. Upon exiting his office he sees Leo…Leo has the look of a man without an answer. Dean just starts babbling~

Dean: Lurrr’s my bro but that guy has never been a puppet for anyone. I’m sure he has good intentions but once he’s in control of OCW he will be IN control. I can already see it…I’ll slowly phase out. Lurrr can’t be controlled…he’s too head strong. War Games…Fucking WAR GAMES!!

~Dean looks down and grabs Leo~

Dean: C’mon, Leo…we have got to pull this shit off…one way or another.

Leo: But, how?

Dean: We search for Fuller until the LightWeight Title match is over. Once that match has come to an end…if we can’t find Fuller then he’s OUT.

Leo: But, Dean…if Fuller is out…who is in? You can’t have four on five…that would ruin the entire concept.

Dean: Don’t you think I know that, Leo? Trust me, I have a plan. It’s not the most ideal plan…but it’s still a plan. First, though, we need to locate Fuller…finding him would solve everything. Let’s go!

~Dean and Leo rush off looking for Fuller to see if he’s going to fulfill his obligation as the fifth member of the Family. We cut back to ringside~

Smith: The heat is on

Hood: Yea, Dean does not look good…reminds me of when you’ve got a surprise drug test at work and you didn’t have an opportunity to cleanse the night before

Smith: See…this is why people shouldn’t do drugs

Hood: People absolutely should do drugs

Smith: But…what about this development about Buffet wanting Lurrr in charge?

Hood: I’d LOVE for Lurrr to be in charge…but, I mean, come on…how often has Dean ALMOST lost OCW since January? Just dramatic, over the top shit…I’m sure Fuller will appear, War Games will be off the hook and tomorrow morning it’ll be business as usual.

Smith: I certainly hope so…well, folks, it’s time to crown a NEW LightWeight Champion…let’s head to the tent for this one

OCW LightWeight Championship Ladder Match
“The Queen of Epicness” Bobbinette Carey (5-2) vs. Curt Canon (1-0)

~“Figure 8” by Trust Company hits the P.A as Curt Canon gets a good reaction despite having recently returned. While he has his fans that consist of marks for the old OCW, there is a whole generation who doesn’t know Curt Canon. He slaps some hands with the fans before sliding into the ring. He looks outside the ring to find out where the ladder is. He notices it and knows exactly where he needs to go to~

Smith: I have a feeling that he wants to get that ladder as fast possible to get himself in the air. That is where Curt excels.

Hood: He also excels at not being funny but he isn’t going to use it in the match ...at least I hope not.

~“Circus” plays as the former financial backer comes out from behind the curtain and gets a loud pop as she enters the ring. She pays no mind as to where the ladder is at is more focused on Curt Canon. She jumps in the ring and the two stare at each ...before looking up at the Light Heavyweight title that hangs above~

Smith: Winning this match can mean a lot for both of their careers. For Canon it could be a MAJOR way to come back to OCW and for Carey, it would be her VERY first OCW gold.

Hood; Wait, you mean that she was a backer but never bought herself a title?

Smith: MOST people aren’t corrupt.

Hood: Yes but the ones who aren’t are poor.

~The bell rings and both Curt Canon and Bobbinette charge at each other and take eachother out at the same time. Bobbinette is back to her feet but then Curt Canon kips up and goes for a kick ...that Bobbinette catches. He goes for the enziguri but she pushes his leg back and he falls on his back. She follows up with an elbow drop that rolls out of the way of. She gets back up on her knee … and Curt hits her with a dropkick in the head. She rolls backwards and ducks a shining wizard attempt from Curt. She runs to the ropes and springboards off it with flying crossbody ...BUT Curt Canon reverses it into a monkey flip that sends her into the turnbuckle~

Smith: A basic move but that turned out to be quite an effective counter from Mr. Canon. Even in the early going this match is proving to be very fast paced.

Hood: I am not going to be interested in this match until they actually start using a ladder. It is called a ladder match for a reason.

Smith: Grabbing a ladder when the match starts would not be smart.

Hood: Why wouldn’t it? Batter your opponent early so they are not one hundred percent for the rest of the match.

~Canon backs up and goes for a running stinger splash but Bobbinette ducks out of the way as he collides with the turnbuckle. She irish whips him diagonallly and he collides with the turnbuckle on the other side. Bobbinette follows up with a handpspring elbow in the corner. As he falls to his butt she hits him with a rolling fist drop. He falls forward and she immediately goes for a moonsault off the middle rope ...BUT CANON GETS HIS KNEES UP! Carey falls to the mat holding her ribs~

Smith: Right now it is a game of subdueing your opponent long enough to grab that ladder.

Hood: I wish they would hurry up with it.

Smith: Canon might have a chance to do that as Carey seems to be down for the time being.

~But instead of going to the ladder he hops up onto the turnbuckle hits her with a double foot stomp right in the ribs. A look of sheer pain comes across Bobbinette’s face. He finally slides out of the ring and goes for the one ladder that is ring. He picks up and is about to take it into the ring ...BUT Bobbinette baseball slides underneath the ropes kicking the ladder right into Canon’s face~

Hood: Dammit, I thought this match was going to get good.

Smith: It is just too early to try to reach for that Lightheavyweight title. They just are not going to stay down for THAT long at this point.

Hood: But aren’t these match just about the big aerial moves.

Smith: Maybe over the last few years but ladder matters can be more refined and more about wearing down your opponent instead of doing JUST big flips and spins.

~Bobbinette then grabs him and irish whips him into the ring post before sliding him back into the ring. She lays him below the ropes hanging his head out on apron. Bobbinette goes to the other side of the apron. She gets a running start and lands a guillotine leg drop on him~

Smith: Great move there from Bobbinette Carey that has incapacitated Curt Canon for the time being.

Hood: But why isn’t she grabbing the ladder. Is she REALLY going to make this a technical match?

Smith: She is going to wear him out before going for the ladder. I think it is smart on her part.

~Once back in the ring, she puts a struggling Curt Canon in a half Boston Crab. He moves back and forth in pain as she applies the pressure. He reaches out to the rope before remembering that that is not going to help him. He tries to reverse it but it does no good~

Hood: Why is she torturing me like this? I didn’t pay money to watch a submission match.

Smith: You didn’t pay any money at all. And AGAIN, cutting him off at the legs is the smartest thing Carey can do here.

~He squirms in the hold ...and finds a way to get out of it by crawling under her legs. With a limp Curt is off the ropes and hits a hurricanrana on her. As she gets up, he springboards off the ropes with a spinning wheel kick. Curt is off the ropes again and nails Bobbnette with a rolling thunder~

Hood: You see, this is the kind of action I like. He is keeping it fast and not slowing down.

Smith: You just like the instant gratification.

Hood: Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

~Curt Canon slides out of the ring to grab the ladder ...but Bobbinette is right behind him. As he is picking up the ladder, she grabs him and whips him into the barricade. Bobbinette follows up with a running clothesline that he ducks. Curt immediately grabs her and nails a scoop slam onto the ladder. She holds her back in pain on the ladder right before he nails her with a buzzsawn kick. Curt Canon goes to one side of the barricade ...he runs on the barricade and launches off to attack Carey ...but she quickly moves off the ladder and lands onto the ladder hard~

Hood: Now we are getting somewhere. Lets see some car wreck action.

Smith: That was one hell of risk by Canon that did not pay off.

~With Canon laid out on the ladder, Bobbinette nails him with a leg drop. She rolls him off of the ladder and pulls it up ...but she is exhausted. she goes to slide it into the ring slowly. Curt Canon is back up and gives her kick to the side making drop the ladder where it is leaned on the apron. Canon knees her in the gut and whips her into the ladder. He nails her with a dropkick that forces herself and the ladder to fall into the ground outside the ring. Curt grabs the ladder and rams it into Bobbinette’s gut As she gets up again, he rams it into her head~

Smith: Curt Canon now using the ladder as a weapon against Carey. Now lets see if he has done enough damage to at the very least get the ladder up.

Hood: You see, Canon is actually USING that ladder. THAT is what you do in a ladder match.

~Curt Canon actually manages to get the ladder in the ring and proceeds to attempt to set it up but Carey is back in the ring and super kicks it into Canon’s face. She grabs it before ramming it into his head. He falls against the turnbuckle and she steps back a bit and then uses it as a battering ring and slams it into his ribs. He falls forward and she lays the ladder down . She rolls him ontop of the ladder. Carey goes to the top turnbuckle and jumps off for an elbow drop onto him ...but he moves out of the way and she collides with ladder~

Smith: And the fans are on their feet as Carey has made a miscalculation and collides with that ladder.

Hood: GOOD! It serves her right.

~Canon grabs the ladder and brings it down HARD onto the cranium of Bobbinette Carey. With Bobbinette down on the mat, Curt Canon places the ladder between the middle and top turnbuckle buckles sideways. He uses it as a platform and launches off it with a shooting star press onto Bobbinette that gets a HUGE cheer from the fans in the arena~

Smith: AMAZING high flying move that utilizes that ladder in a unique way.

Hood: Okay, that was cool. I hate Canon but as long as he is going to make this entertaining, it is all good.

~Curt Canon pulls ladder off the turnuckle and finally places it underneath the Lightheavyweight title that hangs above. He opens it up and makes sure that it is flush with the titles. He begins to scale the ladder but once he is halfway up it ...Bobbinette comes up underneath him AND with the help of the ladder steadying her, she hits a sit out powerbomb on Curt Canon and both fall onto the mat with Canon taking the most damage~

Smith: See ...this is why you do not try to go for that title without your opponent subdued.

Hood: Okay, that was cool. If she keeps doing stuff like that I might actually enjoy her for once.

Smith: I am sure that she does not care if you enjoy her or not.

~Bobbinette looks down at the outed Canon and begins to scale the ladder thinking that THAT did the trick. There is a portion that cheers her on as she makes good headway up the ladder. She makes it to the top and starts to reach up and grab the title but Curt Cannon dropkicks the ladder making it fall over and Bobbinette collides with the mat~

Smith: DAMN! BOBBINETTE JUST TOOK A NASTY SPILL OFF THAT LADDER! THIS COULD BE IT FOR HER!

Hood: Now THAT is what I want to see. That is why we have these matches. In fact, that is why we have a light heavyweight title. No point in having it if we can’t see people take falls like that.

Smith: You do realize that every match for the title will not be a ladder match.

Hood: It should be.

~Curt Canon crawls up with a limp and grabs the ladder once again. He collapses it and tosses it onto Bobbinette. It hits her hard as she winces in pain. He stomps on the ladder that presses onto her body belows. Curt makes his way to the top turnbuckle and is off it with another double foot stomp onto the ladder with Bobbinette below~

Smith: Bobbinette taking a lot of damage here as she is struggling from coming back from an concussion. That could have done her in.

Hood: Real wrestlers don’t get concussed.

Smith: It isn’t something they can control.

Hood: Why do you doubt willpower.

~Curt pulls the ladder back up and sets it up below the Light heavyweight title. Now burnt out, he begins to slowly climb the ladder. While this is going on, Carey is also attempting to get back up to her feet but is finding it difficult. Canon is almost to the top of the ladder and already reaching for the title~

Smith: Curt Canon is SO close to that title but he is SO winded that he is slowing a bit. CAN Carey stop him.

Hood: I don’t know ...I think this one is over if he can just grab that title.

Smith: But look at him as he climbs, that left leg has to be in A LOT of pain.

Hood: Well it definitely isn’t making him move fast.

~In a whole lot of pain, he stops as his left leg is throbbing. He crawls over the top of the ladder to catch his breath. But Bobbinette is back on her feet and QUICKLY making her way up the ladder. She knows she needs to stop him now. She reaches the top as Curt Canon starts to reach for the title again~

Smith: Curt Canon wasted too much time and Bobbinette is taking advantage. Who is going to grab the title?

Hood: I am going to guess the person that unhooks it first. That was a stupid question.

~Carey starts hammering him with lefts and rights making him lose his grip on his title. He begins to fight back with lefts and rights of his own. She loses a step and he grabs the title again. But she immediately moves up a rung and pelting him with lefts and right again. This time he loses his footing and she takes advantage of this and grabs for the title~

Smith: And they are gridlocked with that Lightheavyweight title hanging from above. Both aren’t going give any leverage to the other.

Hood: That ladder doesn’t look very stable. Here’s hoping they both crash down below.

~As Bobbinette attempts to unhook the title, Canon moves up a rung. He grabs her by the hair and smashes her face into the top of the ladder. He grabs her by the arms and from the top of the ladder HE NAILS HER WITH THE CANON CUTTER AS BOTH FALL TO THE MAT WITH BOBBINETTE GETTING THE WORST OF IT AND COMPLETELY LAID OUT! A holy shit chant begins~

Hood: HOLY HELL! I don’t think either of them are alive.

Smith: A Canon cutter from the top of that ladder all the way down to the bottom of the ring looks to have taken them both out of the match.

Hood: But there has to be a winner!

Smith:Curt Canon really took a risk there and he better hope he can take advantage of it.

~After about a minute, Curt Canon makes his way to his feet and tries to rush up the ladder. Although in extreme pain, he moves fast. Once he gets to the top of the ladder he looks down below at and notices that Carey is still out. He sits on the top rung and steadies himself before he starts to unhook the Light Heavyweight title. He undoes the strap and pulls it off the hook and the bell immediately rings~

Belvedere: Here is you winner and NEW OCW LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… CURT CANON!!!!!

Smith: He did it. Despite Bobbinette Carey trying to take him off his feet at the early going of this match, he managed to fight past the pain and become the first Lightheavyweight champion in the NEW OCW.

Hood: Thats IT! I was hoping for a lot more falling off of ladders.

Smith: That was even better. It wasn’t a car crash but a well fought match between both competitors.

~Bobbinette comes to as Curt Canon is atop the ladder and celebrating with his title high above his head as his music plays. He looks down at her as the Light Heavyweight champion and she gives him a nod. He gives her the thumbs up as if to say “good match” and continues to celebrate with title in arms. Bobbinette slides out of the ring as the celebration continues. She looks upset with the loss but still slaps hands with the fans as she walks out of the ring slowly~

Smith: Curt Canon did it! He’s the new LightWeight Champion!

Hood: I just knew it…the minute Carey stared into Canon’s eyes and saw that he will never blink…I knew this one was over

Smith: I don’t know about that…but, what I do know is that the LightWeight Title is one of the most storied and respected titles in OCW history. It is probably the largest stepping stone to being an OCW Heavyweight Champion we have

Hood: I know, when you’re talking about the same title Terrence Black wore…well, shit

Smith: Okay, well while I can’t really explain how HE ever won the LightWeight title…I can throw out names such as Silver Cyanide, Josh Allen, El Linchador, Twiztid, Pete Parker, Jin Royale, Jason Stone and Tatum Coe…tremendous list.

Hood: No kidding…that’s like five World Champions and two hall of famers.

Smith: Curt Canon is, once again, in elite company…let’s head backstage

~Danny B is in his locker room, dressed in black and pink gear, psyching himself up for his match. Jednie sits on a bench, sipping away on coffee, holding Danny’s tag team championship in her arms. The quiet in the room is destroyed by the locker room door smashing open, and Amber Ryan storming through the door~

Amber: Get the fuck up Ripper!

~Danny stands, looking at Amber with an inquisitive look. He holds his right hand up to stop Jednie from rising from her seat. She sits, starring daggers at Amber~

Amber: What the fuck was he on about?

Danny: Who?

Amber: That dickhead master of yours!

Danny: He has not been my master for a very long time, and what do you mean?

Amber: He came to me, asking me to join this little club of yours.

Danny: Did he? Why the fuck did he do that?

Amber: You tell me asshole!

Danny: Calm down Amber, I didn’t know, I haven’t seen him tonight! I’m a bit busy getting ready for my match, shouldn’t you be doing the same?

~Amber calms down a little, sitting on the bench near enough away from Jednie to stay safe~

Amber: I was, before he came and disturbed me. What’s his angle?

Danny: I don’t know, he helps people. He pulled me out of a dark place when we first met, maybe he wanted to try and help you, maybe he was being honest.

Amber: I trust him less than I trust you, and that is saying something.

Danny: Look, Amber I don’t know, but I wouldn’t personally complain about having you and Anubis on the same page, solves a lot of fucking issues for me.

Amber: Not everything is about you asshole.

Danny: Didn’t say it was. Look don’t take this out on me, at the end of the day we are still the champions, before so long we are gonna have to compete together. For now, forget this, get yourself ready for this match, kick the living shit out of the family and we’ll worry about this next week.

~Amber nods, standing up and walking back towards the door, she turns back before she exits~

Amber: Hey, good luck tonight asshole.

Danny: What’s the matter, worried about me?

Amber: No, just don’t want to have to find another partner if you get hurt.

~With that she walks out of the door. Jednie looks up from her coffee, having obviously stifled herself during that exchange~

Jednie: She’s not right is she?

Danny: Maybe not, she has had a lot to deal with, doesn’t mean she isn’t one tough bitch. We both know she’ll be the difference maker tonight.

Jednie: Well stop worrying about her and them, they can take on the Family, but you have to cut the head off of Operation Zero.

Danny: Now that sounds like fun!

Danny walks over to one of the lockers, pulling on his “Rip, tear, kill” T-shirt and untying his hair.

Danny: Well, let’s fucking do this.

~Jednie smiles at this, standing up and handing the championship gold to Danny, which he straps round his waist before the two leave for the guerrilla, hand in hand. We cut back to ringside~

Smith: Danny B appears ready for his epic clash with Scott Syren

Hood: You didn’t tell me Danny B was married to Kenshin Takamura’s sister

Smith: That is NOT his sister!

Hood: Are you sure? They look A LOT alike

Smith: For the love…well, folks, Danny B appears ready…let’s check, once again, to see if Syren is ready for his encounter which is only moments away!

~We cut backstage where we hear a loud Knock, knock, knock! A pizza delivery guy stands outside a locker room door, he tilts his head to the side, revealing that the door belongs to Operation Zero, the door opens, and Scoot Time stands there looking a little perplexed~

Delivery Guy: Order for Scott Syren.

~Scoot slams the door shut in his face, only for it to be opened a minute later by Syren~

Syren: I didn’t order no fucking pizza.

Delivery Guy: It says here it was ordered by one Danny B?

~He opens the box for Syren~

Syren: What the fuck dude?

Delivery Guy: Yeah, I’m from the big sausage pizza co. This is your extra hot with extra large sausage.

~By god it was too, there it was poking out of the middle of the pizza. A cop now comes into view~

Cop: Excuse me sir, I am going to have to arrest you for indecent exposure, and you Mr Syren for being too damn sexy.

~‘It’s raining men’ sounds from somewhere as the Cop pulls off his trousers, revealing a pair off ass-less chaps, he dances towards the door, and grinds up on Syren, who punches both of them, laying them both out. Before he can close the door, a choir of people appear, and begin to sing for Scott~

‘Happy doucheday to you, Happy doucheday to you, Happy, doucheday small dick Syren, Happy doucheday to you.’

~A giant cake is pushed into view, and left before Syren, out pops a beautiful woman, wearing her favourite birthday suit. The lovely Asian woman winks at Syren, and pulls herself up to her full height, Syren’s look of curiosity suddenly turns as he elbows the now revealed Lady Boy in her gentlemen’s area, the choir scarper, fearing for their own manhood. Syren slams the door shut, as a midget with a broom comes in to sweep up the mess. We cut back to ringside~

Smith: Danny B is trying to play mind games with the craziest wrestler in OCW!

Hood: Was that Kenshin’s daughter in the cake??

Smith: NOBODY BACK THERE IS RELATED TO KENSHIN

Hood: Well you don’t have to be a dick about it

Smith: Ugh, whatever…let’s send it to Belvedere for a match which is sure to be an instant classic

Winner Receives a Spot in the Main Event at Clash at the Coast
Scott Syren (6-0) (c?) vs. “The Ripper” Danny B (6-3)

Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match is scheduled for one fall and the winner will be automatically placed in the Main Event at Clash at the Coast!

~ As the opening whirl of "Valentine" circulate round the arena, Danny B walks out from the curtain, his beautiful wife hanging from his arm. She detaches, allowing Danny to step forwards and perform his signature devil horns pose. The two lock arms once again and head to the ring. As they reach it, Jednie walks off to the side, and climbs upon the apron, leaning on the ropes, Danny slides in underneath, before catching Jednie as she falls backwards, over the ropes and into his arms~

Belvedere: Introducing first, from Brighton, England…standing 5’11 and weighing in at 201 lbs…he is one half of the OCW Tag Team Champions… “The Ripper” Danny B!!!

~”I Am Warrior” by Cruachan begins to play and the fans give a mixed reaction as Scott Syren emerges from behind a curtain and makes his way down Allen Street, towards the ring~

Belvedere: And his opponent, from The Plain of Fear…standing 6’8 and weighing in at 287 lbs…he is the self proclaimed One Real World Champion and an OCW Hall of Famer….Scott Syren!!!

~Syren enters into the ring as the sun over Tombstone begins to set. Belvedere exits the ring and sounds the bell, our match has begun~

Smith: Big match here Hood…perhaps the biggest match of the evening. Danny B is looking to establish himself as the top star in OCW whereas Scott Syren, well, he’s pretty much Mr. OCW.

Hood: No shit…if you want to be a legend, you have to go through legends…no bigger legend than Scott Syren…

Smith: Well, technically, Bifford is a much LARGER legend than Syren, but we get your point

Hood: You’re such a fag

~Danny and Syren quickly lock up in the middle of the ring, not wasting any time. Danny, being the aggressor by looking for the lock up, quickly snags Syren’s arm and administers a standing arm bar. Syren’s face contorts a bit, showing mild discomfort. He uses his incredible strength to toss Danny into the ropes but Danny holds onto the arm, dragging Syren with him…Danny reaches the ropes and he hops through the top and the middle rope, hopping to the outside and jerking down on Syren’s arm! Syren grabs his right shoulder in pain and shakes his arm. Danny hops up onto the apron, displaying superior quickness. He then hops on the top rope, leaps off and kicks Syren in the head!! Syren falls back into the ropes as Danny kicks up to his feet…runs into the opposing ropes, bounces off but is met with a HUGE lariat in the center of the ring by Syren’s right arm! Syren shakes his arm some more as it’s still tender from Danny pulling on it. Danny, meanwhile, is rolling over in the center of the ring, suffering the aftershock of a flush Syren lariat~

Smith: Fast start here…The Ripper almost had something going

Hood: Yea, until Syren threw his massive, giant fucking arm out there…like running into the backside of the fat lady at the opera.

Smith: Probably less give than that

Hood: True, her posterior might be more like a really big therapeutic pillow

Smith: I love my therapeutic pillow.

~Syren stomps on Danny a few times, keeping him isolated to the mat. He then grabs Danny by the hair and whips him into the nearest corner. Danny hits hard…Syren charges in but Danny moves and Syren rams his right shoulder into the corner! He clutches it as he staggers out. Danny does a bicycle kick which catches Syren right in the jaw. Syren falls back into the corner as Danny runs in and delivers a high knee to Syren’s jaw!! Danny whips Syren out of the corner but Syren reverses and Danny slams into the corner front first!! Danny staggers out with his back to Syren…Syren grabs Danny around the waist, tossing him across the ring with a German Suplex!! Danny lands on his head and neck hard, lying on the mat in pain~

Smith: Syren, once again thwarts the efforts of Danny B

Hood: It’s tough…like fighting a giant boulder

Smith: Don’t see too many boulders performing German Suplexes.

Hood: A boulder with arms and a goatee

Smith: Okay

~Syren gets back to his feet, his shoulder looks to be okay at the moment. He grabs Danny by the legs and drags him towards the middle of the ring. Danny kicks his right leg free and starts to kick Syren in the knee with it. Syren bends over as one particular shot seems to hit his knee in the right spot. While crouched, Danny lifts his leg up and kicks Syren right in the face! Syren releases Danny…Danny gets to his feet, grabs Syren’s head and he drills Syren into the mat with an implant DDT! Syren remains on his knees, without fully being laid out from the DDT. Danny grabs Syren’s right arm, flips Syren over onto his back and locks in an armbar!! Syren winces in pain, but remains calm, trying to keep his head about him and figure a way out of this submission~

Smith: Armbar! I think that’s the shoulder Danny has been working on

Hood: You can’t hurt Syren’s shoulders, they are made of ivory from elephant tusks

Smith: Prove it

Hood: I can’t, because then Syren would be arrested for poaching…I would never sell my boy out like that.

Smith: If you can’t prove it, I don’t believe it

Hood: Syren doesn’t need non-believers on his team anyway!

~Syren rolls his left side over and extends his long, muscular arm…he grabs Danny by the throat! Danny struggles to get away, but can’t…Syren’s grip is too strong. Syren gets to his knees, then his feet…he’s bent over as Danny still has Syren’s arm locked in. Using his grip around Danny’s throat, Syren displays his unparalleled strength in lifting Danny into the air and placing him on the nearest top turnbuckle. Syren then drills Danny with a left hand! Danny releases Syren’s right arm. Syren backs away, shaking the arm off as it’s probably in excruciating pain…heading towards total numbness. Danny regains his wits…he jumps off the top rope, looking to dropkick Syren…Syren, though, catches his legs, falls back and slingshots Danny into the ropes! Danny’s momentum takes him over the top rope and to the Arizona dirt, where he lands hard, kicking up a cloud of dust~

Smith: EVERY DANG TIME…every time Danny B gets some momentum going, Syren brings it to a screeching halt.

Hood: And this surprises you because??? Syren is as good as it gets…you’re going to need more than flashes of offense to defeat him.

Smith: Well, I mean, it’s a start

Hood: Yea, but Syren is a boulder

Smith: Yes, we know

Hood: If you throw rocks at a boulder, they are going to bounce off…you have to sledgehammer that shit…get some cracks to form….theeeeeeennnnn you might have a chance.

Smith: Hmmm

~Danny gets to his feet, the right side of his face is covered in dirt…he aggressively slaps it off before looking into the ring. Syren’s right arm seems to be hanging a bit…he’s still moving it, but it’s definitely showing some ill effects stemming from Danny’s offense. Syren heads over, seeing Danny on his feet, and reaches for him with his left hand, through the middle rope. Danny grabs Syren’s feet and he yanks Syren to the mat, pulling himself outside of the ring. Danny starts to drill Syren in the head with lefts and rights as Syren is leaning against the ring apron. Danny lifts some knees into Syren’s gut, weakening the giant man. Danny then grabs Syren’s head, looking for another DDT…this time into the dirt…Syren, though, lifts Danny up, with his left shoulder, turns around, and slams Danny’s back into the ring apron!! Danny falls to his knees outside as Syren takes a bit of a walk around the ring~

Smith: Same song, different verse…

Hood: I don’t think “El Rippo” wants to face Syren outside the ring…just a hunch

Smith: Syren has made a living in OCW by beating people with random objects

Hood: Yea and like Scruff is going to get in his face and tell him otherwise

Smith: Totally useless

~Danny reaches up, clutching the cloth on the ring apron which aids in him returning to his feet. He looks to his right and sees Syren rotating his right shoulder with his back to Danny. Danny rushes over, hops on top of the ring steps, leaps off and drills Syren in the back of the head with a flying forearm! Syren staggers towards the steps in front of him. Danny gets back to his feet, sees Syren leaning over a set of steps, runs towards him, leaps in the air, around Syren, grabs the back of his head and slams him face first into the top of the steps. Syren staggers back. Danny hops back onto those steps and leaps in the air…Syren catches him!!! Syren then spinebusters Danny B onto the ring steps!! Danny lies on top of the steps with his arms hanging off one side and his feet off the other. Syren rolls into the ring as Scruff begins to count to ten~

Smith: You have got to believe some of this is having a lasting effect, right?

Hood: Man, I don’t know…what hurts worse…bulldogs and forearms or a fucking spinebuster onto metal?

Smith: Good point

Hood: I’ll give El Rippo…

Smith: Why are you suddenly calling him that?

Hood: We’re like right on the border, I figured it was appropriate

Smith: Ah, of course

~Scruff hits five as Danny slowly rolls off the ring steps, landing on his knees in the dirt. Syren is standing in the ring with his hands on his hips. Scruff hits seven…Syren turns Scruff around and smacks him in the forehead to break his count. As he does, Danny rolls into the ring…seems like he would have beat the count anyway. Syren rushes to kick Danny but Danny grabs Syren’s leg and drops Syren to the mat with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip!! Syren falls to the mat and is slow to get up…he gets on all fours as Danny reaches his feet…Syren’s right side is facing Danny. Danny charges in and sits out with a dropkick, kicking Syren in his right shoulder!! Syren falls to the mat, holding his shoulder in pain. Danny walks over to the nearest corner…he takes his time getting to the top…once up, he looks down at Syren, who is lying on his back…Danny leaps off but catches a foot to the face!! Danny seems to be out on his feet and Syren is quick to his feet, grabs Danny with just one arm, his left arm, and drops him to the mat with a Belly to Belly Suplex!~

Smith: Déjà vu yet again…however, I feel like Danny is inching closer to smashing that crack, if you will, in Syren’s rock hard exterior.

Hood: Rock hard and crack…seriously, man, you need to work on the words you use and how you use them.

Smith: What? I was simply rolling with the boulder theory.

Hood: In the most homo-esque way imaginable, yes

~Syren yanks Danny to his feet and whips him into the nearest corner, Danny hits hard. Syren charges in and receives a well placed boot to the face!! Syren staggers back and touches his mouth, it’s bleeding from the side. He charges in again, Danny leap frogs Syren causing Syren to run front first into the corner. Danny then reaches up and grabs the back of Syren’s head, he tries to yank Syren down, looking for a reverse DDT…Syren, through, lifts Danny up onto his shoulder and drops him across the top turnbuckle with Snake Eyes!! Danny hits hard and staggers towards Syren. Syren kicks Danny in the gut and goes to lift him up for a suplex…his right arm, though, shakes trying to hold Danny in the air. Danny falls to his feet and runs into the ropes, Syren turns around and Danny fires off the ropes with a spinning wheel kick!!! Syren falls back into the ropes as Danny, crouched down, charges at Syren and spears him through the ropes all the way to the dirt on the outside!!! Syren is laid out, holding his back in pain while Danny is motionless, apparently his head was drilled into the dirt from the fall~

Smith: I guess Danny B won that series, right?

Hood: Sure, but at what fucking cost? He pretty much dove head first into the Arizona dirt…that’s some hard stuff, man

Smith: How about Syren’s arm buckling there…shades of what he did to Kenshin last month?

Hood: Nah, Kenshin is weak and fishy…Syren is strong and roidy…totally different

Smith: Whatever

~Syren sits up, holding his lower back in pain. The legend reaches his feet as Danny is on his knees with his forehead lying against the dirt. Syren reaches down and grabs Danny by his hair…he pulls Danny to his feet…Danny turns around and hurls dirt in Syren’s face! Syren shakes his head with his eyes closed. Danny starts to drill Syren in the head with an array of fists and forarms with Syren backing up against the ring post. Danny grabs Syren’s right arm, hops over the steps and slams it into the ring post!! Syren grabs his right shoulder in pain, nearly falling to one knee. Danny then runs and uses the ring steps as a catapult. He jumps into the air and delivers a flying knee into Syren’s right shoulder!! Syren falls over into the dirt, holding his arm in pain~

Smith: Here we go…we are definitely seeing a chink in Syren’s armor!

Hood: What are talking about? He lost that armor months ago

Smith: Metaphor!

Hood: WHAT? IS HE HERE??

Smith: Ugh, nevermind

~Scruff, meanwhile, has been counting and reaches five. Danny rolls in under the bottom rope, breaking the count…he then rolls back outside with Syren. Syren is on his knees as Danny tries to pull him to his feet…Syren punches Danny in the midsection with his left hand. Danny staggers back..Syren gets to his feet and he punches Danny with his left hand again and again and again as Danny staggers near a group of fans. They clear out, giving him room. Syren and Danny are probably ten feet away from the ring. Syren goes for a roundhouse left hook…Danny ducks, lifts Syren up and drops him with an Atomic Drop!! Syren staggers towards the ring post…Danny runs up behind Syren and delivers a knee into Syren’s back…Syren lunges forward and his head bounces off the ring post with a loud “PING!”…Syren turns around, looking extremely dazed…Danny kicks him in the gut and drops him into the dirt with a pedigree!! Danny hops to his feet as the fans are cheering his efforts on as Scruff had to break his count and then restart~

Smith: Syren had an answer for everything Danny B threw at him at first…now, he has no answers

Hood: Profound statement there, Smith

Smith: It’s this Arizona heat…it’s getting to me

Hood: Would you like a Smart water…I hear it may or may not enhance your IQ

Smith: No thanks, Nestle from Walmart will do just fine

Hood: White trash

~Scruff hits a count of four as Syren has rolled over onto his back and is looking up into the dark blue sky. The sun hasn’t set all the way yet, but it’s close. Syren is breathing heavily…he tries to move his right arm, but winces as it gets a few inches off the ground. He then lifts his left arm up and uses that momentum to get to his knees. Scruff is now at six as Danny is lying across the top turnbuckles across the ring, patiently waiting to see if Syren will be counted out~

Hood: Man, fuck that guy…this isn’t a day at the beach…and, seriously, a count out? He’s going to be happy with that?

Smith: A win is a win, Hood…I believe you’ve said that before

Hood: I would never say anything as spineless and cowardly as a ‘win is a win’

Smith: What if Syren beat Danny B via countout?

Hood: Oh, that would be cool

Smith: I rest my case

~Scruff hits eight as Syren is on one knee…his hand is on the ring apron. He looks up and sees Danny B lounging on the top rope, staring into the sky. Syren quickly rolls into the ring as Scruff hits nine…Scruff ceases his count. Syren gets to his feet as Danny hears the crowd reaction and spots Syren back into the ring. Danny stands up on the top rope as Syren rushes towards him…Danny jumps over Syren and does a summersault on the mat before returning to his feet…back facing Syren. Syren turns around and walks towards Danny…Danny leaps in the air with a trouble in paradise type kick…but before his kick can land, Syren drills Danny in the mouth with a superkick!!! Danny’s body shoots back and lands on the mat hard…he’s motionless. Syren goes for the pin, Scruff makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!

Smith: Our first pin attempt of the night and boy was it close.

Hood: Syren fucked that bitch up…who knew Syren could throw a superkick like that?

Smith: Surprised, are ya? I thought, in your mind, Syren could do anything

Hood: Oh he fucking can…it’s just he only pulls the superkick out on super occasions…but, rest assured, if the man needed to take flight like a giant flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz…he could do it.

Smith: Right

Hood: I guess you forgot him flying out of the ring in that battle royal a few months back

Smith: He was sucked to a magnet you moron! He didn’t fly

Hood: Are we SURE that was a magnet and not Scott Syren proving a point?

Smith: Ugh, whatever

~Syren yanks Danny to his feet and whips him into the nearest corner. He rushes in and drills Danny with a knee into the abdomen. Danny bends over in pain…Syren lifts Danny up and places him on the top turnbuckle…Syren grabs Danny’s head and positions it for a Diamond Cutter. Syren then falls to his knees and, in the process, crushes Danny’s face into his left shoulder!! Danny is left hanging in the corner with only his legs keeping him from falling to the mat. Syren walks over and hooks Danny around the waist…he carries him out of the corner, into the middle of the ring, locks his arms and drops Danny to the mat with a Michinoku Driver!!! Syren goes for the pin~

1!

2!

Shoulder Up!!

Smith: That had to be two and three quarers!

Hood: More like two and seventeen eighteenths

Smith: You use a calculator on that one?

Hood: In my head, Smith…I’m a math genius

Smith: In what alternate universe?

Hood: L’Ardanth

Smith: Naturally

~Syren gets to his feet and he begins to stomp on Danny B, growing frustrated at the young man’s resolve. He lifts Danny B to his feet and delivers an elbow into the side of Danny’s face…some blood flies from his mouth. Danny staggers around, nearly falling on his face. Syren then kicks Danny in the side of the head…Danny’s body collapses into the ropes, nearly falling out of the ring. Syren lifts Danny B up with his legs hanging off the middle rope. Syren then drops Danny B onto the mat with a DDT!! Danny is laid out, on his face as Syren sits up, next to Danny…patting him on the back~

Smith: Why is Syren patting Danny B on the back?

Hood: A scorpion was on Danny’s back, Syren was squashing it for him…great guy

Smith: Unless scorpions are microscopic, doubtful

Hood: Nah man, that one is flesh colored…totally blended into Danny’s back…and they are super poisonous…so, in other words, Syren just saved El Rippo’s life.

Smith: Do you listen to the words that come out of your mouth?

Hood: Which, if you ask me…the least El Rippo can do in return is to roll over and let Syren pin him

Smith: So you think that’s the only way Syren can win?

Hood: Oh no, Smith…but it would make things easier on Syren and I’m sure Syren would repay Danny by not rigging the sprinkler system with piss during his matches.

~Syren yanks Danny to his feet and he drags him to the nearest corner. He lifts Danny back up on the corner, just as before. Syren climbs up there and hoists Danny to his feet…he tries to hook Danny for a superplex…Danny, however, is showing some fight! He grabs Syren’s right arm and yanks down on it! Syren grabs it in pain. Danny then knees Syren in the chest…Syren bends over…Danny grabs Syren’s arms and double underhooks them…he lifts Syren up and tosses him over the corner out of the ring and all the way to the dirt with a double underhook suplex!!! The crowd gasps in horror as Syren lands with a sickening thud on the Arizona dirt. A giant cloud of smoke kicks up, keeping us from seeing what condition Syren is in. Danny just collapses to the mat and rolls over onto his back as the fans chant “Shit Holy! Shit Holy!”~

Hood: These fans are fucking retarded…they are chanting Shit Holy!

Smith: No, I Just think the initial holy was too quiet to be audible

Hood: Do NOT ruin this for me…they are totally chanting Shit Holy

Smith: Focus! Your boy Syren may be dead

Hood: Oh no! Did the flesh colored scorpion bite him? See what you get for helping someone?

Smith: Were you not watching? He was tossed out of the ring over the corner by Danny B

Hood: Oh, that? Nah, he’s fine

~The dust finally clears and Syren is lying on his side like a giant beast who has been severely wounded. His body heaves up and down with each massive breath he takes. Danny crawls towards the ropes…he looks between them and sees the wounded legend. Danny feels a sense of urgency as he slowly pulls himself to his feet~

Smith: Now, you have to admit, that does not look good for your boy

Hood: Ugh, yea, he did look rather dead

Smith: Aside from the obvious breathing…I’d say all Danny has to do now is get him in the ring and pin him.

Hood: Maybe…but, rest assured, El Rippo will do something incredibly stupid

Smith: Unindeed!

~Danny staggers around a bit before heading for the corner nearest Syren. Syren has rolled over on his back…his eyes are still shut as he looks ready to be pinned. Danny ascends the corner, finally reaching the top. He looks down at Syren and then out at all the fans lining the ring. They all rise in cheers and hold their breaths as Danny raises his arms in the air. Danny then leaps off with a shooting star press!! Danny connects!! He lands right on Syren kicking up another cloud of dust!! We can see Danny kicking his legs around as the impact took its toll on his body. The fans are silent…then a man yells out as loud as he can “HOLY!” and everyone else responds in unison with “SHIT!” and the chant finally gets going the right way~

Smith: Spectacular…absolutely spectacular.

Hood: I know, the crowd got it right…good for the idiots of Tombstone

Smith: I’m referencing that high flying move by Danny B…his body contorting with the sun waning in the west…beautiful

Hood: Fuck, man, you got a hard on for El Rippo?

Smith: Uh…NO! I’m just you know, saying

Hood: By the way…he did something stupid…I told you he’d do something stupid…I told you!

Smith: It’s obvious Danny B feels the need to go above and beyond if he wants to pin the legendary Scott Syren.

Hood: Yea, well there’s going above and beyond and then there’s trying too fucking hard

Smith: Indeed

~Danny gets to his feet and is limping noticeably. He grabs Syren and pulls the big man to his feet…Syren wobbles in a zig zag manner as Danny walks him up to the apron and rolls him into the ring. Syren winds up lying on his back in the center of the ring. Danny, instead of hopping up on the ring apron as usual, climbs onto the apron like an old man, as his back and knees are in tremendous pain. He gets to his feet and clutches the top rope with both hands. Danny takes in a deep breath and then leaps into the air…he somersaults over the top rope and drops a leg across the neck of Syren!! Danny then goes for the pin as Scruff slides in for the count~

1!

2!

Shoulder UP!!!

Smith: Unbelievable! The man is not human!

Hood: Of course not, he’s like half L’Ardanthian or whatever the fuck it’s called.

Smith: Is he actually FROM that place?

Hood: I don’t know…but, man, El Rippo has to be Mucho Pissed-o

Smith: He’s giving it all he’s got…you’ve got to think he’s almost there.

Hood: Almost…what does almost get you? A complimentary blow job from Berta?

Smith: I’d certainly pass on that

Hood: Liar

~Danny reaches his feet and, rather than display a state of shock, he remains undaunted in his quest to defeat Syren. He knows he can’t waste any time. Danny drills Syren with a couple of solid strikes, leaving the big man wobbling in the center of the ring. Danny rushes back to the nearest corner and scales it. He leaps off, flying towards Syren and hooking his legs around Syren’s head, going for a huricanrana. He spins Syren around but Syren drills Danny into the mat with a powerbomb…then, in a feat of athleticism rarely shown by Syren, he flips over and bridges himself, pinning Danny’s legs near his ears to the mat for the pin. Scruff slides in for the count~

1!

2!

SHOULDER UP!!

Smith: Wahoa!!

Hood: Ahhh shit!

Smith: Now it’s Danny B showing some resilience in kicking out of a wicked counter from Scott Syren

Hood: That’s okay, it’s all right…EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN. Syren’s got this well in hand

Smith: Uh huh

~Syren reaches over and obtains Danny B’s arm with his left hand…Syren is looking to lock in the Forge of the gods! The crowd reaches a certain level of excitement at seeing Syren attempting to apply his game ending finisher. Danny, though, shows great in ring instincts as he can sense what Syren is attempting. He reaches and grabs Syren’s right arm and cranks back on it, placing massive torque on his weakened shoulder! Syren releases Danny’s arm and turns around, slamming the back of Danny’s head into the mat. Syren gets on top of Danny B in a full mount and starts to throw down thunderous punches into Danny’s head. Danny holds up his arms, trying to cover up~

Smith: Like a proud, wounded beast…Syren is displaying an extreme amount of viciousness by feeling the least bit vulnerable.

Hood: Yea man, don’t poke the great white in the eye unless you’re on a boat with a spear.

Smith: And even that couldn’t save Quint

Hood: Fucking Quint…that guy was the best

~Syren advances further up Danny’s torso where his crotch is nearly in Danny’s face. Danny, knowing Syren’s hijinks, finds this to be more than slightly uncomfortable. However, in Syren’s efforts to distract Danny, he’s allowed Danny some room to move his legs. Danny lifts his legs up and hooks them under Syren’s arms…he then kicks back and flips Syren over…Danny gets to his feet and pins Syren’s legs back for a pin as Scruff makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!

Smith: Whoa, close one! Syren got a little too arrogant there...

Hood: Yea, maybe a bit too Syreny…that’s okay, though, all a part of the master plan

Smith: Which is?

Hood: Multi Dimensional Domination

~Syren’s kick out sends Danny B flying across the ring due to the raw power he has in his legs. Danny turns around and SLAMS front first into the corner. He stumbles back. Syren gets to his feet and he grabs the back of Danny’s head, he hooks it and drives Danny into the mat with an Inverted DDT!!! The crowd goes wild as Syren pins Danny, hooking both legs tightly~

Smith: The Block Burner! The Block Burner! Syren won two OCW World Titles with that move!

Hood: Awww fuck yea!

1!

2!

3!

NO!! Kick out !!!

Smith: WHOA!!

Hood: Fucker Mother

Smith: Now you sound like the fans

Hood: Fuck off

~Syren gets to his feet and he yanks Danny to his…he whips Danny into the ropes and Syren goes for a huge lariat…Danny ducks and hits the ropes again, he bounces off as Syren turns around. Danny leaps into the air and drills Syren in the head with a running knee!!! Syren staggers around as Danny takes a few steps back, charges in and he spears Syren to the ground!! The crowd erupts as Danny has resumed control of this match~

Smith: Wow! What a flurry!

Hood: Syren needs to kick Danny in the dick or something

Smith: Absolutely not!

~Danny lays back, waiting for Syren to get to his feet…Syren slowly does, staggering around. Danny sprints in and grabs Syren’s head, looking for the RKS! Syren, though, blocks it and he grabs Danny’s arm and immediately applies the Forge of the gods!! He takes Danny to the mat and cranks back on the pressure as Danny winces in pain and frantically tries to reach the ropes~

Smith: Wow, he locked that in out of nowhere!

Hood: Oh yea, no sweat…we got this

Smith: You sure did sound worried a few minutes ago

Hood: Just trying to build the tension, Smith…doing my job

Smith: Right

~Syren is using his left arm to apply his finisher as his right arm is obviously weakened and tender. Danny reaches behind him with his free arm and he grabs Syren’s right wrist. Danny yanks back on it as Syren winces in pain…Danny continues to pull down on Syren’s right arm, placing extreme pressure on the tender appendage. Syren finally releases forget of the gods and gets to his feet holding his right arm in pain. Danny slowly gets to his feet as his arm isn’t in the best of shape. He sprints at Syren and drills him with another spear!!~

Smith: Danny B has broken free!

Hood: I think Syren should just amputate his arms and replace them with robot arms…he’d be unstoppable.

Smith: And also highly illegal

Hood: Like that matters around here

~Danny whips Syren into a corner. Syren hits hard. Danny charges but Syren lifts his feet up and he kicks Danny in the face!! Danny staggers back as Syren climbs up to the top rope. Danny charges in and pushes Syren’s feet, causing him to fall onto the top turnbuckle!! Syren’s face displays a ton of pain as he’s stuck on the top turnbuckle, in a seated position. Danny looks up and gets an idea…the crowd rises with excitement~

Smith: You don’t think

Hood: Shit...RKS from the top?

Smith: I think so!

~Danny climbs onto the second rope and he grabs Syren’s head, in position for an RKS. He gets Syren standing on the top rope and leaps off for the RKS…Syren, though, jerks his head free, he grabs Danny’s head and brings him to the mat with the Block Burner from the top rope!!! The crowd rises with excitement from the crazy counter. Syren pins Danny B as Scruff slides in for the count~

1!

2!

3!!!!

~The bell rings and Syren rises to his feet. Scruff raises his left hand in the air~

Belvedere: Here is your winner and the man who will headline Clash at the Coast…SCOTT SYREN!!!!!

Smith: Wow…what a match!

Hood: Syren is back where he belongs…FINALLY

Smith: I know that was a loss for Danny B…but I have to say…that’s the best match we’ve seen from him thus far.

Hood: I’ll give El Rippo credit…guy is coming along…if he nails that RKS, he’s the winner…and you know I hate admitting that.

Smith: He went toe to toe with Syren, that’s for sure…I’d love to see these two go at it again in the future.

Hood: No Doubt

Smith: War Games is almost upon us, Hood…the deadline for finding Sean Fuller is up…let’s go backstage to see if Dean has managed to locate the fifth and final member for The Family this evening

~We cut backstage where Dean is standing in the parking area watching and waiting for someone or something. Lurrr steps up and places his hand on Dean’s shoulder. Dean quickly turns around and is instantly met with disappointment~

Lurrr: He’s not coming…he bailed on War Games

Dean: Yea, I know…which means, it’s time for me to move ahead without our ‘worst case scenario’ to fill the fifth spot

Lurrr: You and I both know that’s not an option…just send the four guys you’ve got out there, let them put on the best show possible…Buffet will put me on charge and you just tell me what to do for the next month. It’s only 30 days, bro…you could use the break

Dean: Yea, well, in my mind…that’s not an option. I’m moving ahead with the worst case scenario…do you have my back on this?

~Lurrr is visibly frustrated…however, he’s stuck by his best friend through thick and thin their entire lives. He extends his hand, Dean shakes it~

Lurrr: Always

~We cut back to ringside~

Smith: Worst Case Scenario?

Hood: Richard has already competed once tonight…I don’t think we need to see him again

Smith: I just…I can’t believe how things have fallen apart. Total Demolition was supposed to signify an all out war between two factions who couldn’t stand each other…instead, the name has become synonymous with a grandiose idea gone horribly wrong. This entire concept…the story OCW has been built around for over a month…it’s become a total farce.

Hood: Shit, that bad?

Smith: You people watching at home don’t even know the half of it…either way, what’s about to transpire should be interesting…in that car wreck aspect

Hood: Hey…I’m usually the pessimist here…how about you pep up a bit, man! Ian and Sean could be playing possum

Smith: NO! These people don’t get it…Ian, Sean and Xavier are NOT in this match…I think that’s been made pretty obvious. There is no SWERVE tonight…this match is totally, completely screwed

Hood: Well, I guess we’d better fucking get it over with

Smith: *sigh* Indeed

War Games
The Family vs. Team Brianna

Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen…it is now time for WAR GAMES!!

~The cells are suddenly lowered onto both rings as the crowd begins to cheer and clap, ready for the event that’s been hyped for over a month now to begin. Before the cells have completely lowered onto the ring, “Extreme” by Valora begins to play as the fans rise to their feet and watch the first member for Team Brianna, Amber Ryan, make her way to the ring~

Belvedere: Introducing first…for Team Brianna, standing 5’7 and weighing in at 155 lbs…she is from Dallas, Texas…she is also one half of the OCW Tag Team Champions…Amber “Distorted Angel” Ryan!!!

~The cells have nearly reached the ground as Amber slides underneath them and then hops into the ring. The slight chant for Amber breaks out as this crowd is at a fever pitch for this match to begin. They quiet down in anticipation of the first member of The Family. Suddenly, “Fortunate Son” by Creedence Clearwater Revival begins to play as boos emanate throughout the Tombstone crowd when Roach emerges from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring with Jock Reasoning and Slater Kain at his side. Jock gives Roach a pep talk before slapping him on the back and sending him down to the ring…Jock and Kain exit as Roach reaches the ring~

Belvedere: And, introducing first for The Family…from Windsor, Ontario, Canada…standing 6’4 and weighing in at 265lbs…Roach!!!

~Belvedere quickly exits the ring and the cells as Gruff is monitoring the door for the match. Belvedere exits and slides away from ringside to the bell. Roach then enters into the double ring and double cells as Gruff shuts the door and locks it. Belvedere sounds the bell as the crowd goes wild~

Smith: Wow, Hood…I can’t believe it’s finally here…

Hood: Yea, but what are we getting here? I mean, we know who Team Brianna has…we know the Family has Roach and B-Minus. But what about the two mysterious figures they’ve rounded up…and who is number five? Sean Fuller is MIA so they have to have a fifth guy…fucking Dean promised us!

Smith: I’m sure he’ll figure something out…I mean, Lurrr is in attendance so…

Hood: Oh man, that would fucking rule

~Ryan and Roach size each other up as the crowd is ready for these two to lock up. Ryan sprints at Roach who goes for a bear hug…Ryan does a baseball slide under his legs and quickly gets to her feet. Roach turns around and receives a roundhouse kick to the side of the head! The crowd erupts with cheers. Ryan drills him repeatedly with forearms, driving him to the ropes…the second ring is on the other side. Ryan kicks Roach in the chest…he leans against the ropes…Ryan repeats this process over and over, driving her leg into Roach’s wide chest. The fans cheer with every kick as Roach is taking a beating~

Smith: The Family is off to a rough start as many experts predicted

Hood: I didn’t predict that…you must be talking about yourself

Smith: No, there was a prediction poll posted somewhere and almost EVERYONE thought Team Brianna were the clear favorites tonight.

Hood: Prediction polls are the worst!

Smith: Indeed…you can never believe them…

~Ryan takes a few steps back and drills Roach with a clothesline, trying to get the big man over the top rope. He sways back, but not quite over…Ryan does it again…he comes closer to tipping over but, still, not enough momentum. Ryan then shoots across the ring, bounces off the ropes and sprints towards Roach. Roach, though, jumps forward with a big boot and he drills Ryan in the face!! Ryan falls to the mat, slowly moving as the fans boo Roach. Roach sticks his tongue out…showing what he thinks of them~

Hood: Oh man, that is SOOO Roach

Smith: And just like that, the tide has turned…the momentum has shifted…everything is

Hood: Would you cool it on the over the top Bob Costas type dramatics!!

Smith: Sorry

~Roach picks Ryan to her feet and he easily lifts her up, bodyslamming Ryan into the mat. Ryan arches her back in pain from impact. Roach jumps up in the air and drops a leg across Ryan’s neck. Roach then grabs Ryan by her head, pulling her to her feet. Aggressively he throws her into the nearest corner and begins to unleash lefts and rights on Ryan as the crowd gets angry and boos~

Smith: Roach is manhandling Amber Ryan!

Hood: Yes, MAN handling…this is a man’s world, Smith…Amber Ryan should just be happy to have a seat at a table way in the back, maybe behind a curtain or something

Smith: Sexist PIG

Hood: I’ll take Sexist Boar, thank you very much

Smith: PIG PIG

Hood: Stop shouting that, you’ll give the females in this match a complex

~Roach reaches out and he grabs Amber by the throat, choking her as hard as he can. Suddenly, “Oblivion” by M83 featuring Susanne Sundfor hits and the crowd goes crazy for one of the most popular wrestlers in OCW, Alice Knight. Typically Alice would do something ‘cute’ or ‘zany’…not tonight, instead, she rushes down to the ring to help her teammate, Ryan. Gruff opens the door as Alice does take the time to pat him on the head before entering. She hops onto the apron and climbs the top rope. Roach turns around and sees her perched on top. He releases Ryan and walks towards her, craving revenge from Black Out 2. Knight and Ryan lock eyes, almost as if they are sending a message to one another. Alice leaps off with a missile drop kick while Ryan takes Roach’s legs out from under him! They hit him simultaneously and take the big man to the ground!! He hits the mat with a loud thud as the crowd goes wild~

Smith: Allllright! Alice Knight for the save!

Hood: Fucking bum…seriously, this isn’t fair!

Smith: Its totes fair…MJ and Mia won a tag match to earn the numbers advantage…so suck on that, Hood!

Hood: First off, if you say totes again, I’m going to rip your ear off…right or left, doesn’t matter. Second, don’t ever tell me to suck on anything ever again…I don’t care if it’s a cherry flavored blow pop…just, no.

Smith: Gosh, excuse me for getting excited

Hood: Yea, that’s the fucking problem

~Knight hops to her feet…she goes to help Amber up, but Amber slaps her hand away, preferring to get to her feet on her own. Knight shrugs, not really one to take offense to anything. Together, they pull Roach to his feet and whip him into the ropes. Both girls drop their heads and they lift Roach up, high into the air and send him crashing to the mat with a back body drop!! Roach quickly gets to his feet and backs against the ropes. Knight grabs Ryan’s arm and she irish whips her at Roach…Ryan clotheslines Roach over the top rope where he lands roughly on the outside. Roach gets to his feet, wobbly…Knight sprints at Ryan who puts her hands together…Knight steps in them as Ryan hurls her through the air where Knight lands on top of Roach with a suicide dive, taking him to the ground!!! The crowd goes crazy, chanting for Amber and Alice~

Smith: Two of OCW’s best and brightest teaming together…that’s going to be tough to beat.

Hood: Did you just fucking insinuate that Alice is bright?

Smith: It’s a saying, Hood

Hood: Man, this really sucks for Roach…I’m hoping all these girls are on the rag…cause, like if you get more than three women in the same place on the rag don’t they all like turn on each other or vaporize or something?

Smith: Not sure that’s how that works

Hood: Bummer

~Amber hops to the outside and, along with Alice, they yanks Roach to his feet. Together, they whip him towards the steel cage…Roach runs towards it, turns around and his back slams into the unforgiving steel. He walks forward, favoring his back…both girls hold hands and run at Roach, clotheslining him back into the Arizona dirt!! Roach lands hard. The two girls begin to stomp away on Roach as the crowd cheers with every stomp~

Smith: This is getting ugly for Roach…he has got to get something going

Hood: Or, one of his members could just fucking run down here and help him...not like you can get DQ’d in this shit.

Smith: Yea, but he’d be locked out of the cell

Hood: Dude, it’s GRUFF, just shove him out of the way and take the key

Smith: Sadly, that sounds highly plausible

~Suddenly a GONG sounds as the fans all stop and look towards the entrance way. Both girls stop as well…Amber has grabbed a chair during the stomping and was about to use it on Roach…Jock Reasoning steps out from behind the curtain and he does the double hand motion towards the curtain (much like the Kliq or NOW would do back in the day)…B-Minus emerges!! He’s still half covered in metal. He makes his way to the ring as Jock escorts him halfway down the dirt path. Jock then pats him on the backside and heads back to the curtain, disappearing behind it. Gruff opens up the cage and B-Minus enters. Ryan slides into the ring with her chair and yells for B-Minus to come at her. B-Minus is no pussy…he enters into the ring. Amber throws a huge chair shot, drilling B-Minus in his metal arm…all it does is jar the chair. Amber drops the chair as her hands are hurting from the impact. B-Minus then takes his metal elbow and he drives it into Amber’s forehead!!! She falls to the mat, grabbing her head in pain~

Hood: Now THERE’S a bionic fucking elbow!

Smith: Okay, talk about unfair…B-Minus is basically a walking weapon

Hood: Yea, well, how else did you expect him to be competitive?

Smith: I’m just saying…if you want to throw the word fair around, be prepared to defend your boys.

Hood: Hey, those losers aren’t my boys…I just prefer them over Team Brianna…ugh

~B-Minus gathers the chair Ryan had dropped. Ryan is on her feet, holding onto the ropes with her back to Minus. He gets ready to nail her with the chair…as he brings it back, he finds it snatched from his grip by Alice!!! Alice goes to hit him in his metal arm…she stops…she then goes to hit him on the metal side of his head…she stops again…she then racks him in the groin with the chair!! Minus falls to his knees in pain as Alice tosses Amber the chair. Amber catches it and she drills Minus in the side of the head with it! He falls over onto the mat~

Smith: Alice found one spot B-Minus did not have encased in metal.

Hood: Sucks…and of course he wouldn’t have his junk all metalized…if The Family wins tonight, you know he’s going to want to celebrate…can’t do that with a metal dick.

Smith: Yea, might hurt a

Hood: Dude’s ass?

Smith: Huh? What?

Hood: I know what you were thinking…to you, penis plus hairy ass equals happy fun time

Smith: I am happily married! How many times must I declare that on air?

Hood: Until it sticks, ya fucking douche

~Roach enters into the ring, looking like he’s fairly recovered from the beating he had taken earlier. Alice pulls Minus to his feet and holds his arms back as Amber gets ready to nail the non-metal portion of his face with a chair shot. Roach grabs Alice by the hair, he drags her to the ropes behind them and he hurls her over the top rope!! Her body flies over the top rope and slams into the side of the cell before crashing to the dirt! Amber slings her chair at B-Minus who blocks it with his metal arm. He then kicks Ryan in the gut and clotheslines her over the top rope…she falls into the second ring. Minus climbs through the ropes, staying after her~

Smith: The Family has regained control…that double team on Roach, while effective, the results weren’t long term.

Hood: Haha, did you see him throw Alice Knight like a fucking pile of trash into that cell? Roach is the man.

Smith: No, I didn’t see that…I did see Roach perform a highly impressive physical maneuver by tossing the undefeated Alice Knight over the top rope. No trash was involved, in my opinion

Hood: I guess trash can’t recognize other trash, my bad bro

~Roach follows B-Minus in attacking Amber. Roach enters into the other ring as Minus has Amber on her feet and drills her with a Metal Forearm Uppercut!! She falls back on the mat, grabbing her mouth in pain. Roach then instructs B-Minus on something…he nods and they lift Ryan together. In the other ring, Alice has slid back in and is watching what they are doing to Ryan. Roach and Minus lift Ryan up and they drill her into the mat with a double powerbomb!! Minus goes to pin her, but Roach pushes him out of the way and takes the pin. Scruff is about to make the count when Alice, know on the top rope, leaps off and drops a leg across the back of Roach’s head!!! Roach rolls off of Ryan, holding the back of his head in pain. Ryan crawls away and takes a seat in a corner. Alice goes to punch Minus, but he catches her arm and headbutts her with the metal part of his skull!!! Alice falls to the mat, holding her face in pain as the fans boo~

Smith: Alice may have saved an elimination there…but now she’s paying for it.

Hood: It’s only a matter of time, Smith…that chick is TOAST

Smith: Alice has faced far worse circumstances, my friend

Hood: I’m not your FRIEND!

Smith: Gee, never mind

~Minus grabs Alice by the throat and lifts her high up in the air…she kicks her legs wildly, trying to escape. Roach gets to his feet and he grabs Alice’s legs and steps back, stretching her out. Minus then drives her head first into the mat with Roach holding onto her legs!! The fans boo loudly…their boos suddenly erupt into cheers when “Good Old Fashioned Nightmare” by Matt and Kim begins to play and the leader of Team Brianna, Brianna Casablancas, rushes down to the ring with a sense of urgency. Gruff, surprisingly on the ball, has the gate open as Brianna flies through the door into the ring and sprints to help her friend. She leaps onto the top rope and jumps off, wrapping her legs around Roach and sending him across the ring and through the ropes with a huricanrana!! Minus approaches Brianna…Brianna dropkicks Minus in the knee…he falls to one knee. Brianna then hits him with a mule kick to the side of his non metal head, knocking him to the ground. Brianna then helps Alice to her feet and checks on her. Amber walks up to them as well. The three girls begin to chat and, most likely formulate a plan~

Smith: Yes! Brianna! You gotta love that girl…look at her rallying the troops!

Hood: Ugh, there goes all the fun…buzz kill is in the fucking ring

Smith: Stop calling her that…she’s the leader of Team Brianna…the LEADER OF OCW!

Hood: Ohhh…you better fucking watch it…don’t say shit you can’t take back

~Ryan and Brianna go after Roach as Alice is still hurting from the punishment she recently suffered. They lift Roach to his feet, deliver a double kick into his midsection, lift him up and drop him with a suplex onto the mat. Minus is on his feet now, leaning against the ropes…Alice charges in, leaping through the air with a cross body…Brianna tried to stop her, but Alice is determined. Alice nails Minus and her momentum carries them both over the top rope, crashing hard onto the dirt outside the ring~

Smith: Alice is like that wild child you can’t control…Brianna, the worried mother, couldn’t stop her from potentially injuring herself.

Hood: How is it Brianna’s place to tell Alice what to do? If the bitch wants to be batshit crazy, let her be Batshit crazy…it’s her American right!

Smith: I’m just saying…Brianna is wise…Alice needs to take maybe some advice

Hood: Well, whatever, I just want dissention among this team…so the Family can put them in their place.

~Brianna checks on Alice by peering over the top rope…Alice and Minus are shrouded in a cloud of dust. However, Alice’s hand emerges with a thumbs up. Brianna nods and goes back over to find Amber choking Roach as he’s lying on the mat. Brianna walks towards the nearest corner and quickly climbs to the top rope. She waits for Ryan to remove her vice grip from Roach’s throat…Brianna then leaps off and drops a flying elbow across Roach’s throat and chest. Ryan quickly goes for the pin as Brianna, seated on the mat, looks over and shakes her head at Ryan’s perceived greedy nature. Scruff slides in and makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!

Smith: Our first pinfall attempt and Roach survives the test!

Hood: Thank goodness…geez, c’mon Roach, get your shit together!

Smith: And that dissention you talked about…Amber tried to ‘steal’ the pinfall there.

Hood: Good, maybe next time she’ll steal a piece of Brianna’s face by ‘accidentally’ kicking her.

Smith: I hope not…but you have to wonder how much longer Ryan can stand being part of a team.

~Amber looks over at Brianna and orders Brianna to hold Roach down as she heads to the nearest corner. Brianna, aiming for cohesion and hoping to avoid any angst, does as Ryan told her. She keeps Roach pinned to the ground as Amber reaches the top rope. Amber stands up high when, suddenly, the flood lights surrounding the ring flicker on and off! Amber staggers on the top rope, nearly falling off. “Die Mother Fucker Die” by Dope hits the speakers surrounding the ring as Jock Reasoning emerges from behind the curtain…he does the point thing, yet again as a figure steps out from behind the curtain~

Smith: Is it Ian Bishop?

Hood: Nah man, maybe Fuller actually showed up…

Smith: Neither…look, Hood…it’s…

Hood: Arryk Rage!! OCW’s first ever LightWeight Champion!

Smith: The heck is he doing here…I thought he was retired and serving as ringside security…

Hood: I have no clue, but I bet the fucker can still go…he’s a legend for a reason.

Smith: Team Brianna certainly didn’t see this one coming

~Arryk makes his way to the ring as Jock doesn’t say much to this guy…no need. He has a bat in one hand and wire cutters in the other. Arryk reaches the ring and bypasses the door…he throws his bat on top of the cell and begins to climb to the top. Brianna and Amber are distracted, watching him…Roach uses this opportunity as he throws a kick into Brianna’s head, knocking her back. Ryan notices the rapid movement and she leaps off…Roach gets to his feet and he drills Amber with a lariat!! She lands hard in the center of the ring. Roach looks over at Arryk who is climbing the cell…he smiles and motions for him to get to the top~

Smith: What is HE doing?

Hood: Looks like something they came up with backstage…I’m telling you, mother fucker, these guys have a plan…Jock Reasoning got them ALL on the same page.

Smith: Ugh, I really hope you’re wrong…I was so expecting a Team Brianna win tonight

Hood: Haha, fuck that shit, man

~Arryk finally reaches the top of the structure and he grabs his bat. He walks to the center of the cell above Amber and Brianna…he takes his wire cutters and begins to slice out a hole in the roof. Meanwhile, outside the ring, we see Alice slamming a chair into the side of Minus head…she has him out and unconscious on the ground. Alice looks in the ring and sees her nemesis, Roach kicking Ryan. Alice slides into the ring and she climbs onto the middle rope…Alice leaps off, Roach turns around and is met with a chair shot to the skull!! Roach staggers back and falls out of the ring! The fans cheer loudly!! Alice helps Brianna and Amber to their feet. Ryan, who was on her back, had seen what was going on above them…she points up as they all look at Arryk Rage, who is now removing a giant square from the roof of the cell~

Smith: What is he planning on doing…

Hood: Hopefully something that pins all three of those bitches at the same time

Smith: That would be tragic

Hood: Not nearly as tragic as Team Brianna ruining OCW with a victory tonight

~Arryk hurls the giant piece of cell down at the girls…they all scatter as it lands on the ring, harmlessly. The trio pick it up and toss it over the top rope, it lands on top of Minus, who is still on his back on the outside. The trio, instinctively, stand together as they have been the whole match…before realizing what they’ve done…Arryk leaps into the cell from the top holding his bat. They look up but it’s too late!! He lands on top of all three, taking them out in one fail swoop!!! The crowd kind of cheers…but once they get past the fact their initial reaction betrayed their true feelings they shower the ring with immense boos. Rage gets to his feet with the bat in his hands and waits for the members of Team Brianna to do so as well~

Smith: Oh come on!!

Hood: What do you mean ‘oh come on’? That shit was perfectly legal…

Smith: It just seems like…I don’t know, he should have entered into the door like everyone else.

Hood: DUDE it’s called strategy…why is it okay for Brianna but fucking taboo when Arryk Rage does it

Smith: Ugh, I don’t know…I’m just so angry right now…I feel like Team Brianna has been lied to, swindled and are about to get screwed over.

Hood: It’s fucking great, right?

~Ryan is first to her feet…Arryk cracks her over the back with his bat. He then tosses her over the top rope and to the dirt floor. Alice is next…Rage shoves the bat into her throat before hurling her over the top rope as well, she lands near Roach. Finally, Arryk sees Brianna on all fours…he drills her in the ribs with the bat, she falls back to the mat. Rage nails her with the bat several times in the back before yanking her to her feet and tossing her over the top rope…she lands on the portion of the cage he cut off, inches from Minus who is beginning to stir. Just then, “Soul Wars” by Awolnation begins to play and MJ Bell sprints down to the ring to help her team. The crowd cheers loudly. Arryk hops through to the ring nearest the door with the bat in his hands, waiting on MJ~

Smith: C’mon, MJ!! Teach that guy a lesson!!

Hood: Grand slam that bitches head, Arryk! Don’t hold anything back!

Smith: No, please no!

Hood: Shit, her hair is almost kind of red…so a giant, gaping wound wouldn’t really mess with the whole color scheme she’s got going on too much, ya know?

Smith: Just stop…these are human beings we’re talking about

Hood: So what

~MJ rushes through the door that Gruff has open for her and slides into the ring. Arryk takes a wild swing, MJ ducks it and runs into the ropes, she jumps onto the second rope and uses it as a springboard…she leaps off, turning in mid air for a cross body…Rage takes a swing with his bat…MJ, displaying incredible reaction skills, catches the bat with her bare hands. The momentum of her jump aids her in ripping the bat from Arryk’s grasp. MJ, with the bat in her hands uses it to punch Arryk in his midsection!! He doubles over! MJ then cracks it over his back…Arryk falls to his knees in the middle of the ring. MJ then tosses the bat out of the ring…it rolls up against the edge of the cell. Arryk gets back to his feet and MJ places her leg over the back of his neck and drops him with a Fameasser!! The crowd goes wild as MJ has taken this match over~

Smith: Look at her go!! MJay!!!

Hood: You’re such a fucking mark…I can’t believe I’m watching love triangle beat up Arryk Rage…an OCW legend. I’m going to be sick

Smith: Out with the old, in with the new, Hood!

Hood: Never, ever, ever, EVER

~MJ hops over the ropes and bounces into the other ring. Amber is crawling back inside as MJ checks on her. Meanwhile, Alice is seated against the ring steps as Roach reaches his feet. He charges at Alice, going for a knee to her face…Alice ducks and Roach slams his knee into the steps!! Before he can do anything, a orange kamikaze shoots into view, taking him out with a suicide dive!! It is MJ!! MJ gets to her feet and checks on Alice. On the other side of the ring, Brianna has removed the piece of cage covering B-Minus…Minus is on one knee, but still looking rough. Brianna takes the back of his head and slams the non metal portion of his face into the ring steps. She then hurls him into the ring and slides in behind him as the fans cheer, happy to see Team Brianna back in control~

Smith: Woo! Man, this is so exciting!

Hood: No need to purge if you want to get rid of a meal…just watch this fucking match…geezus

Smith: Oh come on, convert, Hood…become a fan of Team Brianna

Hood: KILL ME NOW

~All four girls are in the ring with B-Minus crawling into the center. Ryan kicks him in the face, non metal portion, he flops over onto his back. The girls then work out a strategy…while they do so, a loud pyro goes off at the curtain. All their attention quickly turns towards it. Arryk is seated in the corner of the other ring, the girls look at him as he starts laughing and yells “You’re fucked now”…the four girls look towards the entrance concerned… “Wait and Bleed” by Slipknot begins to play as Jock emerges from the corner, clapping…he does the pointy thing towards the entrance again as the behemoth from London emerges~

Smith: I know that music, Hood…

Hood: Ohhh shit, so do I…could it be?

Smith: Look, it is!!

Hood: It’s Two Time OCW World Champion and Hall of Famer D Double D!

Smith: I can’t believe my eyes!!

~D Double D, all seven feet of him walks past Jock. Jock tries to say something to him, but DDD just shoves him aside and reaches ringside. Gruff opens the door and backs away as DDD enters into the cells and climbs the steps. He steps over the top rope and marches towards the girls. They all step back until they reach the ropes on the other end…they were nowhere near prepared for this man. DDD enters into their ring and stares each one of them down. The crowd is at a fever pitch, some are chanting for Team Brianna…others are yelling “DDD! DDD!”~

Smith: It’s pandemonium here in Tombstone, Arizona!! This place has officially gone bananas!!

Hood: I fucking can’t believe this, Smith…there is NO WAY Team Brianna can win now

Smith: No kidding. With every game plan you have Plan A, B, C, D, E…but you have to assume that D Double D wasn’t in any of those plans…heck, I’m not even sure people knew he was still alive.

Hood: Somebody did and they recruited him for War Games…holy shit, I am so happy right now…kick some ass D Double D…Do Fucking Work!!

~MJ charges at DDD first, he kicks her to the ground. Alice comes running in next and she gets kicked to the ground. Brianna and Amber run together at DDD…he grabs them both by the throat, lifts them up and drops them with a double chokeslam to the mat!! Arryk now enters into the ring with a sinister look pasted across his face. He helps himself to some of the scraps. He yanks MJ to her feet and whips her into the corner…MJ hits hard…Arryk flies in with a stinger splash!! Arryk then pulls MJ out of the corner, lifts her up and piledrives her into the mat. DDD has Alice on her feet, punching her in the face…DDD then lifts Alice up for a powerbomb and he tosses her down at Roach…Roach catches Alice on his shoulders and he powerbombs Alice into the dirt with a sickening thud. Ryan is on her feet and she is attacking Arryk with lefts and rights…Arryk staggers against the ropes but quickly bounces back with a kick into Amber’s midsection. Arryk then DDT’s Amber to the mat…Arryk hops to his feet as he and DDD trap Brianna in the corner. Brianna pulls herself to her feet using the rope. She kicks Arryk in the head as he lunges for her. He staggers back. Brianna kicks DDD in the knee, causing the giant to stumble a bit. Arryk then lunges forward with a spear, cramming Brianna into the corner. DDD then pulls Brianna out of the corner and lifts her up, tossing her into the center of the ring with a jackknife!! Arryk rushes over to cover Brianna as Scruff makes the count~

1!

2!

Shoulder Up!!!

Smith: So close…a jackknife powerbomb from D Double D is like being dropped from the roof of a two story house.

Hood: For fucks sakes you’re a DRAMA queen

Smith: You don’t believe me? Go in there and try it!

Hood: Big Triple D would never powerbomb me…we are bros, we go way back

Smith: I’m sure you do

~Arryk gets to his feet and he stomps Brianna a few times. DDD checks on B-Minus who is seated in the middle of the ring, but definitely out of it. Arryk finds Roach slamming Alice’s face into the dirt. He yells some instructions at Roach. Roach nods and drops Alice back to the ground. He reaches under the ring and grabs a table…he sets it up at ringside. Roach walks to the other side and does the same. He then walks to the third side and does the same. Arryk nods…just then “Royals” by Lorde hits and Mia Stone rushes her way down to the ring~

Smith: Mia!! Team Brianna is now complete and boy could they use that extra person with D Double D shocking the world and revealing himself to be a participant in this War Games match.

Hood: He’ll just beat the shit out of her…I don’t know why she’s in such a hurry to be honest.

Smith: Wait…you don’t think…

Hood: Oh shit, that’s right…Mia and Brianna are icy, at best…D Double D is from London…as is Mia…dude, I so fucking hope so!! Maybe Mia is the fifth member of The Family!!

Smith: Oh no…

~Mia enters into the ring as Gruff shuts the door behind her. She walks up to DDD and Arryk who are ready to take her out. Roach stands back, helping B-Minus get steady on his feet. Mia tells DDD to calm down along with Rage…she begins to converse with them, explaining something~

Smith: Would it be possible that they might be unaware she’s their fifth member?

Hood: Fuck yea…you heard Dean, he didn’t find a replacement until minutes before this match.

Smith: I’m going to be sick…Brianna TRUSTED her!

Hood: Hahahah…Mia is now my all time favorite female wrestler competing against men.

~The fans are on the edge of their seats, unsure as to what is about to happen. Mia then high fives Arryk and DDD before pointing at Brianna, who is on all fours…the crowd responds negatively, hurling boos and insults into the ring…some idiots even try to throw trash into the ring, somehow forgetting there’s a cell around it. Ryan has watched this transpire from outside the ring and slides in, Roach stops her with a shoulder tackle, knocking her to the ring~

Smith: Well, you can forget about it…no way Team Brianna is overcoming this

Hood: Oh it’s a great day to be a fan of OCW…I just want to sing a song…maybe fuck a really hot woman…okay, definitely fuck a really hot woman…get shit faced and party.

Smith: You know that purging you were talking about earlier? Well, this just about does it for me

~DDD yanks Brianna to her feet…Arryk goes for Amber but Mia motions for him to help DDD drive Brianna through the table on his side explaining it’s going to take quite a bit to keep her down. Rage nods. The crowd reacts as a female figure jumps the barricade just outside the cage. In her hand is a whole lot of barbed wire. The fans she pushes past are confused as to her appearance. Once she gets by Team Brianna’s corner, her face can finally be made out~

Hood: Is THAT Ana Archia, what the hell is she doing out here?

Smith: I have absolutely no idea ...she wanted to be apart of team Brianna but that did not pan out for her.

Hood: I think she is here to screw them. It must suck to be rejected. Could she be ANOTHER ace up the Family’s sleeve?

Smith: I do not want to think about what she is going to do with that barbed wire.

Hood: Wait…maybe she sees Mia has turned and is offering her services…

Smith: You know what, I can get behind that…let’s go ANA!

Hood: I don’t know, though, that would require Ana actually thinking and planning…

~None of the teams pay Ana any mind as she takes the baseball that was left near the cell and pulls it through one of the natural holes in the structure…she starts wrapping the barbed wire around it.~

Smith: Why won’t Gruff open the door for her…get her in there to help out Team Brianna!

Hood: Because she’s not an official member of the match…weirdos can’t just walk in there and help out a team on a whim.

Smith: LET HER IN!

~Rage and DDD have Brianna secured near the ropes, overlooking one of the tables Roach set up. They go to lift her up for a double powerbomb…however, they are caught completely off guard as Mia drops to her knees and low blows both of them!!! Rage falls to his knees…Brianna hooks her legs around DDD’s head and goes for a huricanrana!! Mia grabs his legs and helps her get him over the top rope where he goes headfirst through the table!! The fans go wild!!! MJ enters into the ring and she sees Rage leaning against the ropes…she sprints over there and delivers a spinning wheel kick!! Rage goes over the top rope, crashing through the second table!!! Ryan low blows Roach during all of this…she then tosses Roach over the other set of ropes, sending him crashing through the table!! The crowd goes wild chanting “Mia! Mia! Mia!”~

Smith: YES!!! It was all a ploy by Mia to gain the advantage on the two OCW legends!!

Hood: Son of a fucking BITCH

Smith: I loves me some Mia Stone! Woot Woot Woot!

Hood: I’m going to punch you so fucking hard

~B-Minus is on his feet, staggering around…Alice slowly enters the ring as Brianna checks on her…her face is bruised up pretty badly, but, otherwise she seems okay. The five girls now surround Bionic-Minus. Brianna looks at Mia and nods, giving her the go ahead to finish him off. Mia promptly steps forward, twirls Minus where his back is facing her, hooks him and drops him with the Precipice!!! Minus is out as Mia pins him, hooking the leg. Scruff slides in and makes the count as the fans count along with his hand slapping the mat~

1!

2!

3!!!!

~The crowd goes wild as Mia gets to her feet…her and Amber grab B-Minus…they toss him into the other ring. They climb through the ropes, lift him up again and hurl him to the dirt, near the door as Gruff opens it up while some OCW or Tombstone personnel rush in to scrape B-Minus off the ground and get him out of the structure~

Smith: Our first elimination as The Family is now down to three members

Hood: WITH one pending

Smith: You really think so? Don’t you think he or she would’ve been out here by now?

Hood: Ehh…well…umm, yea, it has taken awhile…but Dean promised us five…I’m sure it will deliver.

Smith: Not likely, if you ask me

~Roach slowly rolls back into the ring, Brianna gets him subdued and notices. Brianna quickly yells out “NOW!” Mia knows exactly what this means as they start battling Roach into the ring closest to the door. Mia shouts out to MJ and Alice “GET THEM ALL ON ONE SIDE!” MJ and Alice comply, dragging Arryk and DDD into the ring closest to the door~

Hood: What the hell is this?

Smith: I think we are about to see the Terminus offensive in play here.

Hood: THE WHAT IN THE WHAT?

Hood: WHAT THE HELL? WHY IN THE HELL IS ANA ARCHIA IN THERE? WAS THIS PART OF BRIANNA’s plan?

Smith:I don’t know. It is not very much like her.

Hood: She is a cheating rat. I KNEW it all along.

Smith: Or maybe the Family is getting a taste of their own medicine. Forcing the girls to go into this match blind; getting the upperhand through lies. Maybe this is just karma.

Hood:I don’t care what happened in the past. Ana Archia has no right to be in there.

Smith: I am not going to pick a side either way. Right or wrong this might be effective AND Ana gets her wish of being on Team Brianna.

~The far ring is clear as Ana is now helping Brianna, Amber, MJ, Mia, and Alice push The Family towards the cage wall. Ana swings the barbed wire bat around as a way to move The Family even further. Brianna nods at Mia. Mia grabs Roach and irish whips him towards the ropes. As he stops himself on the ropes, Mia clotheslines her into the ring farthest from the door. With Roach alienated in the other ring, Brianna yells out “LINE IN THE SAND!” As Team Brianna has the Family up against the cage wall and very winded. All six girls move backwards and are now right in front of the ring ropes that lead into the second ring. As Roach is struggling to come to in that second ring that girls have now formed a human wall in front of. Brianna smiles at Ana as she hands the psychologist the barbed wire baseball bat. Brianna then makes her way into the second ring where Roach is coming to his feet~

Smith:Uh Oh! Brianna said she was going to finish this ...

Hood: But he has team Family in his corner.

Smith: That is not going to do much good as Brianna’s group have made up a human wall of sorts.

~As Team Family get back to their feet and begin to approach the human wall made up of Mia, MJ, Alice, Amber, and Ana ...Amber yells out “HOLD THE LINE!” Right as she yells The members of the Family come bolting for them ...but the girls stand their ground and start battling them with lefts and rights …,making sure they get no where near Brianna and Roach. Roach stumbles to her as she smiles at him with a sinister urge this time around. He looks at her and shouts “YOU WITHOLDING BITCH! YOU WANT ME THEN TAKE YOUR SHOT!” With a smile still on her face, she tosses the bat to the side. She replies to him cheerfully, it wouldn’t be me if I did not give you a fair shot.” The fans go crazy as Roach starts hammering on her with lefts and rights. She tries to block but he is just relentless on his assault. Meanwhile, the girls find themselves battling the Family to the other side of the ring again. When they got them far enough back, they immediately back up to protect the ropes again ...although the person who came up with this idea is currently getting her ass beat~

Hood: Ha, looks like Brianna was all talk ...Roach seems to be winning this isolated battle

Smith: Yea, this feud has been very personal for Brianna and with the family basically disintegrated and in no way resembling the family she’s been feuding with these last few months…she’s looking to end it against the last remaining original member of the group!

~Arryk rushes the wall, but Mia and MJ start hammering on him ...and he draws the five women hold their ground. Roach slams Brianna’s head against the turnbuckle. He begins to choke her in the corner. “You CUNT!!” His anger induced rage is interrupted as Roach’s thumb got too close to Brianna’s mouth ….and she bites down on it ...HARD! HE SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER AS SHE DOES NOT LET GO and his thumb is caught in between her teeth even as he squirms. She finally lets go ...and while she did not bite it clear off ...a close up would reveal that the bone has been dislodged~

Hood: WHAT THE FUCK?

Smith: All talk, huh?

~As Alice continues to hold her place defending the second ring, she happens to look back and exclaim “WHAT THE FUCK!” As Roach holds his thumb in pain he yells out “WHAT THE FUCK?” She does not allow him time to recover as she jumps up and wraps his legs around his waist. She then wraps her arms around his arms ..and holds on for dear life BEFORE DIGGING HER TEETH RIGHT INTO HIS NECK. He screams in pain as she pains down even harder on the side of his. She keeps her teeth clenched on a big chunk of skin for a few seconds. She tears off a piece of flesh from the side of his neck and lets go of her clutch. As he holds onto the side of his neck she lands on her feet and nails him with the SUPER EGO KICK. Before spitting out the skin she tore off. She wipes the blood from her mouth~

Smith: I do not believe what we are seeing. I did not know that Brianna was capable of this. We knew that she warned him to not enter ...but I did not for the life of me think that she was serious.

Hood: What did you think she was going to do?

Smith: I don’t know. Brianna’s smiling face is not what pops in my head when I think VICIOUS!

~In the first ring, The Family begins to make head way as Alice falls to her feet. Ana and Amber quickly help her up as they try to fight off The Family. Mia yells “HOLD THE FUCKING LINE DAMMIT!”With Roach on his knees, Brianna grabs the barbedwire bat and slowly begins to walk up towards him. She gives him a wide smile as she swings the barbed wire bat and it collides with the side of his shoulder. He stays on his knees as she nails him in the chest with the barbed wire bat! And he falls backwards as she begins to sing off tune. With him on his back she notices that his legs wide open. She holds it like a golf club. She is going to take a swing ...but she notices that Arryk Rage snuck his way past the wall. She turns around and begins swinging at him ...while smiling. She is not happy that he interrupted her beat down. She slashes his shirt open as some blood poors out. Amber Ryan briefly breaks the wall to spear Arryk back into the first ring~

Hood: DAMMIT! Arryk was going to put a stop to this violence. Brianna is out of control. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP HER!

Smith: I agree. She has gone too far. I just never thought ….we would ...ever see…

Hood: Remind me to infer forcing myself on someone in front of her.

~“HOLD THE LINE!” MJ YELLS as The Family have them against the ropes and are about to break through. It is the unofficial member of Team Brianna who saves the day as she hits Arryk with UNLEASHED! This allows her to help strengthen the line in the sand. This gives them the advantage they need to push forward again and send The Family backwards into the middle of the ring. Side by side, the five girls back to protect the ropes again. On the second side of the ring due to Arryk’s help, Roach has managed to get back to his feet. He takes the advantage and attack AS SHE SWINGS THE BARBEDWIRE BASEBALL AT HIM ...not hitting flush ..but slashing his face. She slams it into his gut and blood trickles down from the area of impact. It takes her a second to remove the barbed wire as they were stuck to his skin. Once again he is on his back, she doesn’t hesitate to slam her boot into his groin. She does it again. Again. And again. And again. And again. Roach’s face is flush with extreme pain. As she stomps on him, she yells “HOW DOES THAT FEEL YOU WANKER? HOW DOES IT FEEL? IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD DOES IT? IN FACT, IT FEELS QUITE SHITTY DOESN’T IT?”~

Hood: I don’t know what to say? My parts hurt just watching this.

Smith: Yes, this is not a comfortable feeling.

~Ana yells “HOLD THE LINE!” as The Family once again have them leaning over the ropes and so close to having their walls broken down. Brianna notices that her ‘moment’ is over. She walks up to Roach with the barbed wire baseball bat. She looks down at him. “NEVER EVER PREY ON THOSE YOU THINK ARE WEAK AGAIN! NEVER EVER CONFUSE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT LIKE YOU AS WEAK! THE FAMILY IS FINISHED” She takes the barbed wire bat and slams it into his groin as he shouts in pain again. “Brianna, we cannot hold them off for much longer!” Alice shouts at her. Casablacas looks down at the bloody and battered Roach and winks at him. She then slams the barbed wire bat into his genitals again… and then once more ...and then one final time. By that point, The Family breaks through the wall. Having done the damage she needed to do. Having done what she came to do ...she has no use of the Barbed wire bat. She drops it as she is not fond of using it in a wrestling match. She would rather use her athleticism. As The Family approaches she drops the bat and gives them a wide adorable smile ...as her face is drenched in blood. They quickly take her off of her feet~

Hood: Okay, now that that’s over

Smith: What great unity!

Hood: Really? Hold the line…were they watching the Patriot this weekend or something

Smith: Terrific movie so realistic and true to history

~DDD has plowed Brianna over as MJ and Alice jump on his back and beat on the big man…Brianna, on the mat, kicks up into DDD’s groin, bringing the big man to his knees as the three girls have him swarmed. Arryk, meanwhile, has Ryan cornered until Mia comes up and drills him in the back of the head with a stiff right hand. Mia lifts Arryk onto her shoulders as Amber hops to the top rope and leaps off with a flying clothesline, taking Arryk to the mat! Ana, meanwhile, has snagged her barbed wire bat as Scruff is forcing her to leave ringside. Gruff opens the door as Ana exits and makes her way, happily towards the back~

Hood: Good, get her ass outta there…these cheating whores

Smith: Maybe Ana has found some direction?

Hood: Yea, hopefully directions to the unemployment line

~With DDD subdued, Alice spots Roach on his back, totally destroyed from Brianna’s onslaught…she crawls over and pins him…Scruff slides in and makes the count~

1!

2!

3!!!!

Smith: Roach is gone!

Hood: No shit, ya think?

Smith: The family is down to 2 men

Hood: WITH one pending

Smith: I think you can give up on that pipe dream

~Roach is ushered out of the ring by some paramedics due to the injuries he suffered at the hands of Brianna and removed from the structure. Ana is still hanging out in the aisle way being stupid. Just then, Jock Reasoning emerges from behind the curtain as the crowd gets to their feet~

Smith: Wait a minute…what is HE doing…is he the fifth member?

Hood: Ugh, well, it is a number, I suppose…but what a fucking let down

Smith: Hehe, Team Brianna baby!

~Jock suddenly points to the curtain indicating he ISN’T the fifth guy. The curtain is pushed aside as Lurrr emerges~

Smith: WHAT?!

Hood: LURRR!! What a pal, he’s throwing himself on the sword so Dean keeps his tag as owner!

Smith: Why is his back to the ring?

Hood: Maybe he’s creating a new way to walk down to ringside…he is an innovator you know!

~It becomes obvious that Lurrr, still in his shirt, jeans and cowboy hat from before is not ready to wrestle. Instead, he’s yelling and screaming at someone behind the curtain. At that moment, Dean emerges from the curtain in his old wrestling gear, the fans go quiet with surprise until they realize Dean is competing in War Games! They begin to erupt with cheers as Team Brianna looks on from the ring~

Smith: DEAN is competing in this match?

Hood: Fuck yea, man! I haven’t seen Dean wrestle in over ten years!

Smith: He’s in amazing shape…but he hates the family…why is he helping them?

Hood: Fucking look, man…the Family is dead…they were dead going into tonight, isn’t that fucking obvious? Dean is doing what Dean does best…he’s attempting to save this shitty ass match by rallying Arryk and D Double D and now, well, himself.

Smith: Wow…okay, well, let’s see how this goes…let’s see if he’s still got it

~Ana sees Dean and she smirks and pokes him with her bat. Dean rips the bat from Archia and snaps it in two over his leg, tossing it to the side. Lurrr then delivers the Wake Up Call to Archia!!! She falls down, unconscious as Dean continues his power walk to the ring. Lurrr pleads with him “Don’t go in there…there’s another way!” Dean just ignores Lurrr as he reaches the door~

Smith: Okay, well he can snap a baseball bat in two

Hood: You know, he looks a lot like Not President Dean, doesn’t he?

Smith: Make no mistake about it folks…Not President Dean is fun and entertaining…but that is Dean. Dean didn’t get where he is today by lying down and taking the pinfall…Dean was able to create OCW off of crushing the hopes and dreams of other wrestlers.

Hood: Yea, in other words, Dean is a fucking beast.

Smith: Why doesn’t Lurrr want him in there?

Hood: I don’t know…maybe because the guy hasn’t legit wrestled in nearly ten years…plus it’s five on three…

Smith: Indeed

~Dean enters into the structure as the fans go wild chanting “Dean! Dean!” Dean stands in the ring and looks across the ring at Brianna and the rest of her team. You start to get the sense of how massive Dean really is when compared to his opponents. He’s every bit of six foot six and just as chiseled as he was ten years ago. Dean heads towards the girls, focusing on Brianna. Lurrr, meanwhile, hangs around the cell, much like a manager would, looking on…he yells at Gruff to keep that door ready, in case he has to rush in there~

Smith: I get the sense Dean doesn’t want this to get out of hand.

Hood: Ah man, I hope he just demolishes those bitches

Smith: They are financial assets to him, Hood…it wouldn’t be a wise business decision and let’s not forget…the entire reason he’s in there right now is for business.

Hood: Ugh, yea, I guess

~Dean sees the blood stained face of Brianna…he’s witnessed the atrocities that have already taken place. He explains to Brianna that he’s merely there to compete in a straight up match. No shenanigans, nobody gets hurt…just a pure match to entertain the fans. Brianna takes in what he’s saying. In the other ring, Amber and Mia have slid back in, having exited when Dean entered. He notice how large Dean is and see an opportunity…Ryan slides outside and grabs two chairs. She slides one in to Mia. Brianna sees what they are doing and almost tries to stop them. The two girls then slam the chairs into Dean’s back as Dean staggers forward!! MJ, Brianna and Alice all step back, away from him almost in shock…there is a collective gasp in the crowd at seeing the OCW owner get hit like that. Lurrr winces on the outside and rattles the cell, yelling for Dean to turn around~

Smith: Uh oh…he’s not going to like that

Hood: I don’t care how much he values those ‘prized athletes’ in his ring…Dean does not like getting hit with chairs.

Smith: Nope, not that I can ever recall anyway

Hood: Yea, unlike some of the weirdos in OCW…Dean doesn’t fuck around

~Dean slowly turns around and glares at Amber and Mia…he tries to calm himself. Amber then lunges forward and drills Dean in the head with a chair shot!! He falls back into the ropes…Mia throws a chair shot at Dean but Dean catches it under his right arm!! Mia tries to rip the chair away…instead, Dean takes it away and he throws it out of the ring, it smashes into the side of the cell. Dean then headbutts Mia to the ground. Amber now throws a chair shot at Dean…Dean just punches his fist through the shot, sending the chair back into Amber’s face!!! She falls to the mat as Dean turns around and goes after the other three~

Smith: All bets are off now!

Hood: Deano is angry…bitches be in trouble!

Smith: Here we go...I can’t wait to see how this pans out!

~Alice and MJ go after Dean…he grabs them by the head and just throws them aside, isolating Brianna…Dean, apparently, thinks when Brianna was attempting to stop Mia and Amber, she was actually signaling them to hit him. Dean reaches out and grabs Brianna by the throat! Her eyes widen as she tries to slap his arm away…however, it’s too long and strong. Dean lifts Brianna up, looking to chokeslam her to the dirt…Alice, though, rushes in and clips the back of Dean’s knee!! Dean drops Brianna and he falls to one knee. Brianna grabs her neck, as it hurts. Brianna then kicks Dean right in the face as he’s on his knees!! Dean falls to the mat as the fans seem torn on what to do at this point. DDD re-emerges as they had let off of him to focus on Dean. He sprints towards Brianna…Brianna grabs the top rope and pulls it down…DDD goes over the top rope and falls all the way to the dirt!! Brianna then hops on the top rope, jumps off and lands on DDD with a splash!!~

Smith: The numbers favor Team Brianna greatly…it’s going to be tough for…well, can we even call them The Family at this point?

Hood: Nah, probably the three amigos or something

Smith: That works

~Back in the other ring, Amber and Mia are on their feet as Arryk is waiting to pounce. They turn towards Arryk at the same time as he rushes in and drops them both with a running double lariat!! Both girls land on the mat hard as Arryk seems to be gaining some traction. Arryk quickly hops to the top rope…as he does, MJ looks across the way and sees her fellow teammates in trouble. Arryk leaps off and nails Mia with a swanton!!! Arryk goes for the pin…Scruff is about to count with MJ comes from nowhere, landing on the back of Arryk’s head with an elbow!!! Arryk rolls over a few times until he’s on his hands and knees. Arryk slowly gets to his knees and he looks over…MJ runs at him and drills him in the head with a Shining Wizard!! Arryk collapses to the ground as MJ makes the cover…Scruff counts~

1!

2!

3!!!

Smith: The Twisted One, Arryk Rage is gone

Hood: FUCK! What is it now…five against two?

Smith: Yep

Hood: Shit.

~Lurrr, on the outside, shakes his head. He then yells through the cage for Dean to get up. Dean is almost to his feet as Arryk is quickly being ushered out of the ring. MJ helps Ryan and Mia to their feet…Amber, the most coherent of the two, grabs the chairs and tosses them into the ring holding Alice and Dean. They enter into the ring…Dean is leaning in the corner, sucking wind. Alice rushes in there and knees Dean in the face!! Alice then goes for a bulldog…Dean, though, shoves her off of him and she goes flying to the mat. Before Dean can react, however, Amber blasts him in the face with a chair shot!!! Dean staggers back against the ropes as MJ runs in and kicks Dean in the face, sending him over the top rope and to the dirt. Brianna, meanwhile, rolls DDD back into the ring~

Hood: UGHHH guys, c’mon!!

Smith: It’s simply a numbers game from this point on, Hood…and these girls, well, they’re not half bad either.

Hood: This is blowing some serious balls…Lurrr, get in there! Syren, Biff…someone, get down here and turn this shit around!!

Smith: Nobody else is coming, Hood

~All five girls stand around DDD as he is on all fours, they start to attack him with kicks and punches. Lurrr yells into the ring “You’re a hall of famer, fucking act like it!!!” DDD surges! He gets to his feet and tosses all five girls away from him!! They land on the mat hard and look up in awe as the monster of a man has a renewed sense of purpose. Lurrr rushes around the cell to where Dean is lying and begins to talk with him through the linked fence. MJ kicks up first and runs at DDD, he headbutts her down. Ryan rushes in there and gets a fist to the face for her efforts. Alice climbs to the top and leaps off but DDD catches her…Mia then jumps at DDD…he catches her, holding both girls in the air. Brianna charges in and clips DDD in both knees!!! DDD falls to his knees, releasing Mia and Alice…they look at each other and they both kick DDD in the head from both sides at once, crunching his skull in between their feet. Mia, Alice and Brianna then swarm DDD and beat him down…Amber and MJ return to their feet and do the same…all five women are pummeling the hall of famer as he’s down on the mat~

Smith: Like a pack of dogs…they’ve got the bigger, stronger enemy down and are taking him apart!

Hood: This is fucking tragic man!

Smith: Hey, D Double D signed up for this match…he knew what he was getting into

Hood: Nah man, it shouldn’t be this way

~Mia and MJ lift a barely conscious DDD up and hold him on his knees as Ryan walks up and grabs DDD’s head. She hooks it under her arm, kicks her legs out and plants him face first into the mat!! Amber rolls the giant man over and pins him…Scruff slides in for the count~

1!

2!

3!!!

Smith: And the OCW Hall of Famer…the legend…the two time World Champion, D Double D….is eliminated

Hood: Worst match ever

Smith: I actually have found it to be quite entertaining

Hood: Yea, this match certainly has ‘Smith’ written all over it

~Team Brianna now turns their focus to Dean who is seated against the side of the steel enclosure. Lurrr stands upright and tells Dean to “Fight them off”…Dean gets to his feet…the girls do not go after him…they wait for him to enter into the ring. Lurrr can see where this is going and grows very agitate. Dean climbs up the steel steps, almost like he’s ready to make his last stand in this encounter. He enters into the ring. The girls spread out with Dean finding himself in the middle of them…Lurrr says “fuck this” and he begins to scale the side of the cage as the fans go wild!!!~

Smith: Lurrr has seen enough of his best friend getting his head bashed in!!

Hood: He’s VP, why doesn’t he make Gruff open the door for him?

Smith: You know Lurrr, always a flare for the dramatic

~Lurrr reaches the top and climbs up. The girls begin attacking Dean. Dean elbows Brianna to the mat…he gives Amber a vicious knife edged chop. He punches Mia and kicks Alice. Dean throws MJ to the mat…they all get back up and come at him again. He continues to try and fight them off…finally, though, MJ lands a flush kick to his kidney, paralyzing Dean for a split second. Mia and Alice jump on top of him, pummeling his head. Lurrr is now standing at the opening atop the cell…he drops into the ring as the girls all back away from Dean, who is on all fours. Lurrr rips his shirt off and tosses his hat aside…he looks willing to do anything to protect his best friend~

Smith: Like two brothers…if one goes down, the other is going to go down with him.

Hood: I don’t like these odds…but, hell, maybe Lurrr can turn things around

Smith: I think the match is no longer in question, Hood

Hood: It isn’t over until it’s over, Smith!

~Alice darts in and receives The Wake Up Call for her efforts!!! She falls to the ground and is immediately unconscious. Dean slowly gets to his feet as the other four girls seem to regroup, wanting to make sure they handle this with care and to not let a situation they have well under control fall from their grip~

Hood: Okay, while they are chatting could someone fucking PIN Alice Knight? Ya know, that might be beneficial

Smith: They are afraid to move…those girls are so quick and so tenacious, one false step…three seconds of vulnerability that it takes to pin someone…nah, I don’t think so

Hood: Then how are they supposed to pin ANYONE at this juncture

Smith: Like I said…this match is no longer in doubt

Hood: Ugh

~The four girls spread out, having come up with something. Lurrr looks to Dean and pats him on the chest…he says something…it’s inaudible or sloppily said so Dean can’t hear it. Dean leans in and asks Lurrr to say it again…as he does, Lurrr drills Dean with the Wake Up Call!!! Dean falls to the mat as the fans boo loudly. The other four girls stand in shock…none of them looking to make a move on Lurrr as they did not see that coming. Lurrr hops out of the ring, grabs his hat along with his shirt and he heads for the door. Gruff opens it as Lurrr exits and makes his way towards the back. Fans boo him and shower him with cokes, popcorn and other stuff. Meanwhile, back in the ring, MJ hops on top of Dean for the pin~

1!

2!

Kick out!!!

Smith: He kicked out!!

Hood: The heart of a fucking lion!

Smith: And Lurrr TURNED on Dean!!

Hood: Power, money and free comps at all of Buffet’s casinos beats friendship any day

~Dean, slowly gets to his feet…he’s wounded and confused. He has his fists up, ready for anything…he turns around and Brianna drills him with the Super Ego Kick!!! Dean collapses to his knees where MJ nails him with her Shining Wizard!! Amber rushes in and drops him with her kickout DDT!!! She flips Dean onto his back as Brianna is now on the top rope. Brianna looks down at the OCW President and leaps off, nailing him with her Synaptic Splash!!! Brianna covers Dean as Scruff comes in and makes the count~

1!

2!

3!!!

~The bell rings as the girls help Alice to her feet…the five of them stand in the ring and raise their hands in victory~

Belvedere: Here are your winners of the War Games match…TEAM BRIANNA!!!!!

Smith: They did it!! Team Brianna has emerged from War Games victorious and completely intact!

Hood: Ugh, I just don’t like this

Smith: Well, nobody asked if you liked it…what it tells me is the future in OCW is extremely bright moving forward.

Hood: Yea, but how is Dean going to take this…I mean, is he even okay...he’s still not moving

~The crowd gives Team Brianna a light smattering of cheers…but they feel conflicted at the moment. Jock Reasoning, D Double D and Arryk Rage walk down to ringside and they enter into the structure. Team Brianna looks poised to attack…Jock holds his hands up and informs them that they just came for Dean. D Double D reaches into the ring and pulls Dean out…he hoists Dean over his shoulder to carry him out of the ring. D Double D, with Dean, and Arryk Rage exit the structure and head towards the back following Jock as the fans show their respect applauding the efforts of Arryk, D Double D and Dean~

Smith: Folks…I don’t really know what to say…our VP just turned on our President…and, well, our President is motionless…he appears to be severely injured

Hood: He’s faking it…trying to get the sympathy vote of confidence from Jimmay

Smith: Dean would never stoop to such levels!

Hood: Ha, yea right

Smith: In any event, we’ll get an update on Dean soon…meanwhile, Team Brianna is exiting the ring…Casablancas is giving each lady a pat on the back as they exit the structure…truly proud of her girls

~Alice, Amber and MJ have all left the structure and exited down the dirt road, to the back. Mia remains inside talking with Brianna~

Smith: Look at these two warriors…able to put their differences aside for the sake of competition and I’m sure, right now, they are reminiscing on what a great battle they won TOGETHER

Hood: Yea, I think Mia may have slipped Brianna a key to her hotel room

Smith: Do not degrade this moment for these girls! Brianna has worked so HARD for this moment…let them have it

~Scruff walks up and hands Brianna her title as the two women are still in the structure, near the door. Burnt out, she grabs it and looks at it. It is at this moment that she realizes that Scott Syren, Pryde, Curt Canon, Perzag, and Bounty Hunter have all jumped the barricade. She looks at Mia Stone and then at Syren who is locking the cage around her. She then looks at Mia and says “Bloody hell.” She starts throwing lefts and rights at Mia ...but Mia overpowers her and starts slamming with her own lefts and rights that sends Brianna back~

Smith: What the heck is going on?!

Hood: It looks like the alliance is over and Mia has apparently made her choice and for some reason Operation Zero have seemingly locked Brianna in with a monster.

Smith: Brianna has come out fighting but she has been in the ring during a good majority of the match and she is obviously winded.

~Mia tries taking the title away from Brianna but she holds onto it and will not let go. Mia slams her skull into the cage once, twice and then three times ...but Brianna will not let go of the title. Mia pulls Brianna up to the turnbuckle as Brianna just will not let go of teh title. She delivers a massive Brain Buster onto the turnbuckle that oviously concusses the young Central champion. But Brianna refuses to let go of teh title STILL. Mia pulls her up again and headbutts her over and onver and over again. She then grabs Brianna by the back of the hair as she rakes her face against the cage making her bleed even worse than before. She then slams her head on it for good measure. She pulls her up and delivers that double chicken wing facebuster that lays her out in the middle of the ring as her Operation Zero appear to be cheering her on~

Smith: This is disgusting. These two just competed in a marathon match in war games and Mia can so easily turn on Brianna.

Hood: This was the agreement they had. Mia isn’t doing anything she said she would do.

~Mia pulls her up again ...and once again hits her with that double chicken wing face buster. The camera’s get a good shot of Brianna who is just limp and lifeless. The title falls to the ground as Brianna is seemingly injured BADLY. She at the very least has a MAJOR concussion due to the power of this lady. But Mia isn’t done yet as she pulls Brianna up and delivers a massive BANE LIKE backbreaker on her as the cracks of bones can be heard. Mia drops Brianna’s lifeless body to the ground. She holds up the central title and then drops it on top of Brianna.~

Smith: Holy shit! Mia just did the thing that the Family has been trying to for months: completely maim and cripple Brianna Casablancas, and Mia Stone with Operation Zero. What the hell?

Hood: This is amazing, she had this coming.

Smith: This looks bad ...like “We might never see her again bad.”

Hood: This is the most glorious day in OCW history. There is no getting back up to fight another day this time. Look at her ...she is done. Gone! Out of here.

Smith: This truly is sad after one last glorious stand but it seems that Mia has just made herself a VERY powerful player in OCW. We will have to see what happens to the title.

~Scott Syren finally unlocks the cage, allowing Mia to exit. Syren bows slightly to her as she passes. We see that he has conveniently found a microphone. He enters the cage and stands over Brianna's motionless body. He points down at her.~

Syren: This era is over.

~The fans give a mixed, though mostly negative reaction.~

Syren: This is what you get when you ignore my warnings. No longer will OCW be used first and foremost as a marketing platform for an underwear-clad psychologist or a group of mobster wannabes. The era of the hypocrite is at an end. The era of the schemers and the deceptors is at an end. A new era begins tonight. An era of truth. The playing field will be leveled by any means necessary. And you won't be warned twice.

~Syren drops the microphone and Operation Zero heads to the back, with Mia Stone joining them.~

Smith: I’m speechless…that young woman…no matter how you feel about her…she did not deserve that

Hood: Bitch got Kobra’d

Smith: Let’s cut to a promo for next month’s Pay Per View extravaganza ‘Clash at the Coast’ while a medical staff tends to our Central Champion

~We cut to a promo video hyping Clash at the Coast~

~The video comes to an end as we cut to The Harlequin and Sean Fuller in a quiet discussion outside by MJ's White Ford Ranger. The Harlequin is a safe distance away from Sean as she shakes her head at something he must've said~

The Harlequin: If anyone understands that, it's me. However, I--

~Suddenly another figure appears behind The Harlequin, a buzz of confusion breaks out in the crowd. When the camera pans back, it is none other then Finn Bell. The Harlequin turns back to look at him with a smirk. Sean doesn't give any reaction to Finn's sudden presence~

Finn Bell: My sister is looking for you. Might wanna go help her out with whatever, huh?

~The Harlequin looks to Finn then Sean before she leaves without a word. Ready to take matters into his own hands, Finn waits until The Harlequin is completely gone before confronting Sean Fuller. Finn takes a step closer~

Finn Bell: I'll make this quick, for your sake. You give me back the keys to this truck, you find a new target for your childish mind games and you leave my sister the hell alone.

~Sean laughs, his head drifting away from Finn but he grabs Sean's arm again and gets eye contact~

Sean Fuller: Feisty, aren't we?

Finn Bell: You think this is a joke? I wasn't laughing. Hand over the damn keys before I do something we'll both regret.

Sean Fuller: Sorry, I'm busy... comeback later.

~Sean climbs down on one knee about to go down even further, but Finn grabs him by the head and slams him into the side of his sister's white Ford Ranger. Sean peels away and weaves around trying not to fall over to the concrete. Finn pulls Sean to his feet and goes to slam his head off the truck once more, but Sean runs his knee into his midsection and takes a second to regroup~

Sean Fuller: Do you really want to do this, boy?

~Finn charges towards Sean and takes him down with a tackle. Finn nails Sean in the face with a few good punches and Sean flips Finn off of him. They both go to get up but Sean drills his elbow into the cheek of Finn Bell stopping him. Finn spits out blood, throws his fist into Sean's face again. The two are up again, Sean grabs Finn's head to angle it properly so he can slam it into his knee however before he is able Finn grabs Sean around the waist slamming him back into the truck. With a yank of Finn's hair, Sean bites Finn's forehead and spits a clump of blood and torn flesh in Finn's eyes to further stun his attacker. Finn is holding his forehead in obvious pain as he stumbles backwards~

Finn Bell: Fucking psychopath!

Sean Fuller: Don't come to dance if you don't know the steps, boy.

~Sean yanks open the driver side door of the Ford Ranger and pulls out a taser; which he promptly uses on Finn to subdue him. Finn's body spazzes then he drops to the ground on his knees. Finn attempts to stand but Sean slams his head down before stomping it. Sean goes to dig around the bed of the Ford Ranger for his trusty burlap sack that probably hasn't been washed since the last time he used it and who knows what / who he has dragged around in it since then!~

Sean: Guess I will have to teach you some manners, boy.

~Sean bags Finn without much of a fight then tosses the sack into the back of the truck. We cut back to ringside~

Smith: Sean Fuller IS here!

Hood: Too fucking late now…besides, it looks as though he was here for something other than wrestling

Smith: That just makes me sick and now…now our owner is in danger of losing his job, his best friend and possibly his ability to ever compete in a match again

Hood: Well, he can still play Bingo

Smith: Jerkface! I’m being told something is taking place backstage…let’s have a look!

~We quickly cut backstage where B-Minus, Slater Kain and Roach are in the designated “Family” locker room. They are all arguing over War Games~

Roach: MY fault? I lost a chunk of my fucking neck for the cause!

B-Minus: Yea? Well I’m half machine! I’m not even human anymore…fuck this

Roach: Nah, you’re not fucking anything…I’m the leader of the Family now…I don’t give a shit what anyone says…not Sean…not Ian…NOBODY

~B-Minus freezes as does Slater…Roach, with his back to whatever they are staring at, looks confused. Slater slowly points…Roach turns around and sees Ian Bishop in the doorway~

Ian Bishop: What was that again?

~Roach doesn’t back down…he steps up to Ian~

Roach: I’m in charge of the Family now…so either get in line…or get out

Ian Bishop: Ah, okay…well, if you’re going to be in charge, there’s one thing I think you should know.

Roach: Yea? What’s that…

~Ian wallops Roach in the head with what appears to be brass knuckles!! Roach collapses to the ground with a pool of blood forming under his head. We zoom in on the brass knuckles and identify spikes on the end of them. Ian looks over at B-Minus and Slater…Slater shoves B-Minus at Ian. Ian drills him with his spiked brass knuckes on the non metal portion of his head. B-Minus falls to the mat in a bloody mess. Ian then stalks Slater into a corner…we turn away…all we can see is the shadow of Ian looming over Slater. He starts to wail on Slater. Slater screams…his screams slowly drown out as Ian walks back into our view…Slater’s blood splattered on his face. He pulls out a lighter and begins to set everything ‘Family’ oriented on fire. All the family shirts, memorabilia everything within that locker room are burning. Ian bends over and whispers in Roach’s ear~

Ian Bishop: The Family is dead…so, enjoy being the leader of nothing.

~Ian exits the Family’s locker room as we cut to a shot of OCW President Dean being wheeled away on a stretcher. Vice President Lurrr is following the stretcher as it rolls up to an ambulance waiting at the end of Allen Street. Lurrr stops the stretcher upon inspecting the ambulance~

Lurrr: Hold on…look at those tires, they are flat. I am not placing Dean in that ambulance…we need another mode of transportation.

Attendant: But, Mr. Vice President, it’s the only…

Lurrr: That’s Mr. President…get it straight.

~Skytz rushes into the picture with a mic in his hand. Lurrr spots him and is instantly annoyed~

Skytz: Excuse me, Mr. Lurrr but can you explain your actions from a few moments ago?

Lurrr: As the new acting President of OCW, I did what I felt needed to be done. Nobody needs to see an old has been wrestling on a Pay Per View event…I put the old dog out of his misery. Plus, it also will prevent him from further humiliating himself by attempting to stop the necessary evolution OCW is about to go through. Times are changing, Skytz and there’s simply not enough room on this ship for someone like Dean.

Skytz: Well, I guess, since you’re now the acting President…what about the Main Event…are you going to hold up the ‘no interference’ clause Dean put into effect?

Lurrr: What are you talking about? It’s an Ultimate X match, right? Of course there can be interference.

Skytz: Umm, no, Dean said that if Operation Zero gets involved, Pryde loses and forfeits the title.

Lurrr: Well how was I supposed to know that? You act like I watch this shit.

Skytz: Umm, so…

Lurrr: It’s a stupid rule, like 99.9% of Dean’s rules…so, no, it’s not in effect. If Operation Zero gets involved it’s whatever. Not my fault Kenshin Takamura doesn’t have any friends.

~Suddenly, an unmarked pulls up next to Dean, Lurrr and Skytz~

Attendant: Will this do, Mr. President?

Lurrr: Yes, these tires look really full. Load him up and get him to the ER as soon as possible.

~Dean is loaded up into the van and the doors are slammed shut. We catch a glimpse of the driver, it’s The Bounty Hunter. The van speeds off as Lurrr starts to walk away~

Skytz: Wait…was that…driving the van…is this…

Lurrr: Oh shut up…if you can’t put a sentence together you’re going to have your speaking privileges revoked. Now, if you’ll excuse me…Mr. Buffet is awaiting my presence…we have a few documents to sign. Tune in on Monday, folks…it’s the dawn of a new age.

~Lurrr heads off as we cut back to ringside~

Smith: IF all of that is true…I fear for our future

Hood: The fuck you talking about? Lurrr will be a FAR better President than Dean…you know that’s true…everyone is a better owner than Dean…Bifford, Lurrr, Josh Allen…all of them

Smith: Ugh…the last thing the world needs is an egomaniac in charge and, well, you put some power behind Lurrr’s attitude…whatever…I can always go back to the Logo network

Hood: Oh please, please, please don’t jerk me around with promises you don’t intend on keeping

Smith: How about that brutal beat down by Bishop…I was hoping we wouldn’t see him tonight…no such luck Smith: Technically Brianna and her girls killed it…but I get what you mean

Hood: LIAR

Smith: Folks, it is now time for our Main Event of the evening…I know we all assumed War Games would get top billing…unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond our control ruining that match…Dean, in perhaps one of his final executive decisions, altered the lineup placing the Southern Championship Match as tonight’s main event

Hood: Operation Zero is looking to remain undefeated

Smith: Yes, if Pryde can retain against Kenshin…then, you have to say, this might be the greatest night for any stable in the history of OCW

Hood: Considering we’ve had BUFF, JFC and the MoB…that’d be pretty fucking huge

Smith: Indeed…let’s go down to ringside

Total Demolition Main Event: Ultimate X Match for the OCW Southern Championship
Pryde (6-0) © vs. Kenshin Takamura (9-2)

Smith: This could be match of the night, it could be match of the month, and it could even be the match of the year.

Hood: Keep it in your pants! The match hasn’t even started!

Smith: But its Kenshin Takamura and Pryde, probably the two most athletic and pure high flyers in the business today.

Hood: That I can’t argue with. And it’s an Ultimate X match!

Smith: As announced last week by President Dean, Operation Zero is banned from ringside, and if they do come to the ring, Pryde will lose the match and the title!

Hood: Nope, nope…Lurrr reversed that!

Smith: Ugh, I hope that wasn’t legitimate

Hood: Oh it totally was

Smith: Dean wanted a fair contest between two amazing wrestlers and Lurrr is trying to rob us of that!

~The camera pans the structure that is Ultimate X. The four corners have large steel rectangle columns that go about ten feet in the air and then more steel rows go across the ring to form a large X. A few feet below the steel structure are red ropes that are also crossed into an X shape and at the crossed point the OCW Southern Championship is hanging there, shining from the lights inside the OCW tent set up near Allen street. Scruff and Belvedere are in the middle of the ring as the ring bell goes off. The lights fade in the tent as the beginning chorus of "Guren no Yumiya" begins. The crowd rises to their feet in anticipation for who they know is entering. Red lights under the entrance ramp kick on casting a red glow from the entrance ramp and entrance stage. As the chorus suddenly picks up in a frantic song, spotlights scan everywhere throughout the arena to the speed of the music until finally the lead singer of Linked Horizon begins singing. Those lights focus in on the entrance stage where Kenshin Takamura emerges from behind the curtains to a huge pop from the crowd. Upon reaching the top of the entrance ramp, he looks around at the crowd which is buzzing loudly before dropping to his knees and raises his open hands wide and high as his eyes shut gently. White pyrotechnics fire off behind him, meanwhile the red lights under the entrance stage and ramp, light up his muscular form, showing off how good of shape he's in. After a moment, in an impressive display of agility, he leaps from his knees up to his feet before making his way toward the ring. He approaches the ring steps and jogs up them then across the apron. For a moment, he looks out at the crowd, who cheer him on before he steps through the ropes and takes his corner while clasping his fingers together then rotating his wrists as the lights return to normal~

~Kenshin grasps the steel structure and shakes it to make sure it is stable as “Dangerous” by Within Temptation plays, as the music builds up slowly until the music explodes in volume and Pryde walks out to a load of boos from the crowd. Pryde ignores them as he runs down to the ring and rolls into it as he jumps to his feet and bounces on the ropes raising his hand. He jumps and spins off the ropes as he takes his cloak off and hands it to Scruff who tosses it to the outside. Pryde goes to the corner opposite Kenshin as the bell rings again~

Belvedere: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is your main event for the evening! It is an Ultimate X match for the OCW Southern Championship! Now in an Ultimate X match there are no pinfalls, no submissions, no count outs and no disqualifications! The only way to win is to be able to climb the structure, travel across the ropes and take down the title belt before your opponent to be declared the winner.

~The crowd buzzes with excitement as Kenshin and Pryde have not taken their eyes off of each other. Kenshin has taken a knee down as Pryde is stretching the ropes. There is so much tension in the ring you cut it with a knife~

Belvedere: Introducing first, the challenger standing in the corner to my left, he is from Tokyo, Japan. He weighed in this evening at 235 pounds and stands 6 feet and one inch. He is known as the Tokyo Tiger, the International Superstar and Japan’s Greatest Export… KENSHIN TAKAMURA!!!

~Kenshin raises his hands without breaking his line of sight on Pryde as the crowd pops to his name. Pryde cracks his neck as he steps closer to the middle of the ring as Belvedere continues~

Belvedere: And finally… in the corner to my right, he is from Parts Unknown. He weighed in this evening at an even 200 pounds and stand at 5 feet, 8 inches. He is one fourth of Operation Zero, and the current reigning, undefeated OCW Southern Champion… PRYDE!!!

Smith: Here we go, Hood…it’s our main event of the evening

Hood: Yea, Dean was obviously freaking out over War Games so he placed this match in the main event slot.

Smith: Indeed and if there are two wrestlers you can count on here in OCW they are Kenshin Takamura and Pryde.

~Pryde breaks the staring contest between the two of them as he goes to the ropes behind him and raises an arm as the crowd continues to boo the undefeated superstar. Belvedere leaves the ring as Scruff calls for the bell once more and the crowd begins to whoop with sheer thrill. A loud “Let’s go Kenshin, let’s go” chant erupts from the Tombstone crowd as Kenshin points to the crowd and laughs at Pryde. Pryde doesn’t take much of it as they begin to circle each other. They close in on each other and lock up as Kenshin gets the advantage with a head lock but Pryde pushes Kenshin into the ropes as he bounces back and goes for a clothesline but Pryde ducks and bounces off the ropes as does Kenshin and both go for a move but stop before hitting each other. They stare each other down as the crowd pops again as Pryde goes for a punch but Kenshin ducks, turns Pryde around as he places his head under Pryde’s arm and lifts him up to connect with a quick Northern Lights Suplex. Pryde rolls away to the corner to catch his breath as Kenshin starts to taunt Pryde a bit. This gets Pryde going as he runs towards Kenshin but he ducks, Kenshin goes back for a clothesline of his own but Pryde grabs his arm, twist it, locks it in place behind Kenshin, and then turns in front of him to execute a hammerlock suplex. Kenshin rolls to his corner, holding his arm as Pryde stands in the middle of the ring motioning with his hand for Kenshin to come fight him~

Smith: Pryde is ready!

Hood: This is Kenshin’s last chance to turn around and sprint away…try and save face

Smith: He is not going to do that…Kenshin is a warrior!

~Pryde points up to the roof as Kenshin looks up to see he is pointing at the Southern Championship above. Pryde motions his hands around his waist to taunt Kenshin but Kenshin quickly turns around to climb the structure to go for the belt. Pryde quickly follows him and throws him off the structure onto his back on the ground and Pryde quickly flips in the air hits Kenshin at the bottom with a firebird splash! The crowd, even though they are clearly with Kenshin, still react in awe to Pryde’s amazing wrestling capabilities. Pryde immediately gets up and goes to work on Kenshin’s left shoulder as he stomps on it multiple times as Kenshin winces in pain holding the shoulder~

Smith: Smart move by Pryde to attack the already injured shoulder of Kenshin.

Hood: Third time’s the charm, maybe this time it’ll actually break!

Smith: Why would you hope for that?!

Hood: The kid is talented enough to relocate his shoulder… let’s see if he can fix the cracked bones during the match too!

~Kenshin rolls himself to his feet and while holding his shoulder with his other arm begins to kick Pryde in the legs. Pryde cries out as Kenshin’s boots crack against his shins and Kenshin jumps to hit a perfect drop kick that sends Pryde to the ground. Pryde, however, quickly gets up and runs towards Kenshin, who ducks, but Pryde jumps off the ropes, twists in the air to face Kenshin, wraps his legs around Kenshin’s neck and launches him to the other side of the ring with a hurricanrana! Kenshin lands in a sitting position as Pryde comes over and kicks the back of Kenshin’s shoulder several times before running to the ropes and giving Kenshin his own dropkick right in the shoulder, sending Kenshin falling to the outside and crying out in pain, holding his shoulder. Pryde shakes his head in disappointment as he begins to climb for the suspended ropes for his title belt~

Smith: Ugh, that shoulder

Hood: Guy should take some fucking time off…seriously, he’s like walking into these matches begging people to take advantage of it

Smith: Something keeps driving him to compete

Hood: Probably that orange headed MJ…I can’t imagine wooing some broad like that is cheap

~Pryde takes his hands and begins to shimmy towards the belt but Kenshin rolls into the ring as he climbs up a turnbuckle and lunges towards Pryde, grabbing his mid section and bringing him down onto his knee hitting an atomic drop! Pryde stumbles back as Kenshin bounces off the ropes but Pryde is right behind him who hits a high kick to the head of Kenshin. Kenshin grabs his head as Pryde backs up a bit, flies over Kenshin to the outside but flips mid-air, lands on his feet and grabs a hold of Kenshin’s legs as if to attempt a power bomb onto the floor but Kenshin struggles free, kicks Pryde’s head onto the apron as his neck lays on the it and Kenshin executes a leg drop! Pryde holds his neck as he gasps for air while Kenshin climbs to a turnbuckle again as Pryde turns around and Kenshin hits a suicide stinger splash that sends both men crashing to the floor below! An “O-C-W” chant begins to erupt from the crowd as Kenshin unloads a fury of punches onto Pryde as he then gets up and screams the crowd and raises his arms, flexing all his muscles~

Smith: Kenshin has taken control!

Hood: What the fuck is he yelling for?

Smith: He’s fired up…Kenshin wants that Southern Title!

~Pryde slowly gets to his feet as Kenshin kicks him with a Yakuza Kick that makes Pryde stumble into a corner. Kenshin kicks his legs, hips and ankles as Pryde steps away in pain as Kenshin follows him to the other side of the ring. Pryde falls to one knee near the edge of the ring as Kenshin smiles to the fans who acknowledge him with a cheer. Kenshin then goes after Pryde but Pryde pulls a kendo stick from out of the bottom of the ring and smacks Kenshin in the side of the abdomen! Pryde then whacks Kenshin a few times with it on the side of the head and his bad shoulder as Kenshin cries out and falls to his knees holding his shoulder. Pryde then takes the kendo stick and smashes it right into Kenshin’s nose, which causes Kenshin to fall to his back and hold his nose. Pryde throws the kendo stick to the ground as Kenshin gets to his feet and removes his hands away from his face, revealing blood trickling down from Kenshin’s nostrils~

Smith: And now Kenshin’s nose is bleeding!

Hood: Dude, this is like watching the same snuff film over and over…cue Kenshin’s shoulder, cue Kenshin’s nose

Smith: Pryde is a skilled competitor who knows how to utilize an opponent’s weakness

Hood: While wearing a mask

~Kenshin wipes the blood away as Pryde comes over and grabs Kenshin by his hair and forces his head to slam on the ring apron, causing more pain to go to Kenshin’s nose. Pryde swiftly jumps onto the ring apron and goes for a dropkick but Kenshin grabs Pryde by his legs and drags him into a more open space. Kenshin begins to twirl around in a circle, performing a giant swing, as the crowd begins to count the number of circles Kenshin does. The chant gets to ten as Kenshin then does one more huge spin and sends Pryde crashing into the steel steps, which go flying off their position. Pryde cries out as Kenshin stumbles to regroup from the many rotations. Kenshin rolls into the ring and wipes away more blood as he goes to a turnbuckle and begins to grab the ropes to go towards the belt. Pryde slowly makes his way into the ring as Kenshin is halfway to the belt but Pryde positions himself on the ring apron, bounces off the ropes and hits a flying crossbody that sends Kenshin and him crashing onto the ring mat. Kenshin rolls over once onto his stomach, holding it, as Pryde does the same but not as badly. Kenshin rolls again onto his back as Pryde goes for a lionsault but Kenshin moves out of the way and Pryde lands on his feet. Kenshin gets up and goes for his “Takamura Driver I”, a Taka Michinoku Driver, but Pryde lands to his feet behind Kenshin and locks his arms around Kenshin’s waist and delivers a german suplex, showing he can be technical just like Kenshin. Pryde goes for a second german suplex, which he connects. Pryde lifts Kenshin up for a third german suplex but Kenshin elbows Pryde in the head, turns around and kicks him the gut and grabs his mid section as he flips forward and executes a perfect front flip piledriver~

Smith: Kenshin has the Southern Champion reeling right now Smith: That about sums it up

~The crowd cries “holy shit” as Pryde’s head bounces off the mat and he lands on the ring back first. Kenshin stays kneeled down on one knee as he catches his breath as Pryde appears exhausted on the ground. Kenshin raises his arm as the crowd pops loudly while Kenshin begins to go for the title again. He dangles on the rope with his hands and then lifts himself up so he wraps his legs around the ropes to help getting to the center. Pryde slowly gets up and follows Kenshin on the same rope as Pryde himself does the exact same strategy as Kenshin with hooking his legs and arm. Pryde uses one foot to kick Kenshin as he then proceeds to shimmy over Kenshin before grabbing his arms and legs and locks in a tarantula submission move while both are suspended from the ropes! Kenshin cries out in pain as Pryde has the hold locked in for a bit. Kenshin tries to wiggle free but in doing so causes the two of them to break free from the ropes and Pryde uses this to his advantage as he is still in the perfect position and executes a flying belly-to-black inverted mat slam! The crowd goes crazy from the move as Kenshin is on the mat motionless and Pryde is barely able to move either~

Smith: And now Pryde showing his suplex repertoire

Hood: Yea, man, Pryde can do all that flippy suplex shit just as well as you can!

Smith: Indeed

~Amazingly both men get to their feet at the same time as Kenshin punches Pryde with a cheer following, as Pryde does the same followed by a boo. The two continue this exchange until Kenshin overpowers Pryde and begins to fury punch again as the crowd tries to keep up with their cheering. Kenshin delivers one more big punch as Pryde dangles onto the corner as Kenshin backs up and hits a corner splash that sends Pryde stumbling towards the middle of the ring. Kenshin bounces off the ropes and hold Pryde before lifting him up and throwing him back down to the ring hard with an uranage! Pryde retreats to the outside as he bends his back in pain but Kenshin follows him immediately, chasing Pryde almost. Pryde runs around near Scruff, who has been watching the match the entire time as Kenshin finally catches up to him. They exchange some blows until Kenshin hits a head butt, which makes Pryde stumble a bit in front of Scruff, who catches him. Kenshin climbs another steel step and goes for a missile drop kick but Pryde moves out of the way and Kenshin nails Scruff! Kenshin looks down in shock as he turns around as Pryde goes for his facebuster but Kenshin kicks him away and then hits his trademark dragon suplex into the steel steps~

Smith: Onto the steps!!!

Hood: CHEATER! EVICT HIM!

Smith: Evict him?

Hood: Vote him off the fucking island!

Smith: Someone has been watching too much reality TV

Hood: NO ROSE FOR KENSHIN

~Kenshin wipes his hair out of his face as he rolls into the ring and begins to go for the turnbuckle to get the title but out from the crowd runs in PerZag as the crowd boos the roof off. PerZag grabs Kenshin from behind, lifts him up and locks in his patented Torture Rack! Kenshin cries out as PerZag flails his body around like a rag doll for what seems like an eternity. PerZag then throws Kenshin to the ground who is extremely groggy as he uses PerZag’s tights to help him up but PerZag hits the “PerZag Perfection” bridging cradle suplex! PerZag quickly gets up as he cracks a grin to the crowd who chant “Operation Suck” to him, which turns his grin into a frown. PerZag notices that Scruff is getting to his senses so he kicks Kenshin a couple of times for good measure before zooming out of the ring and back into the crowd as he disappears~

Smith: It’s the new Internet Champion!

Hood: About fucking time…rally the troops!

Smith: This is SUPPOSED to be illegal

Hood: Hey, you got a problem with it, take it up with OCW President Lurrr

~Pryde rolls into the ring and begins to get up, to appear as if he did a move to Kenshin as Scruff finally makes it to his feet as Pryde motions he’s going for belt. Pryde begins to climb the steel structure as the crowd is not pleased with Pryde potentially stealing this one. Pryde gets ready to use the suspended ropes but is caught off guard by a loud smack. Pryde looks down and Kenshin is at his feet outside the ring and he just smacked the kendo stick from earlier on the steel steps. Pryde skips the ropes and begins to climb to the top of the steel structure! Kenshin keeps a hold of the kendo stick as he begins his climb towards Pryde. Pryde makes it to the top as he carefully makes his way to the middle of the structure. Kenshin has finally made it up to the top as he now follows Pryde, who is standing in the center motioning Kenshin to try and attack him. The fans are on their feet as the two wrestlers are not fifteen feet above the ring. Kenshin swings the kendo stick as Pryde ducks it and begins to laugh at him. Kenshin swings again to the side but Pryde shimmy’s his body just enough to miss the stick but not to fall off. Kenshin then throws the stick at Pryde, who catches it but Kenshin carefully yet quickly runs over and hits his “Tsunami Strike” bull hammer elbow strike! Pryde falls to his back as Kenshin then executes a standing shooting star press on the steel structure to the delight of the fans~

Smith: What athleticism by Kenshin Takamura!!

Hood: Alright, that was kind of cool

Smith: I can see you are finally coming around

Hood: Hey, even Hangover 2 had its moments…but it was still a shitty movie

~Kenshin begins to raise his arms so the crowd can cheer. He begins his way to go down from the structure but Pryde grabs his leg, which causes him to fall on the structure belly first. Pryde gets to his knees as Kenshin turns onto his back and kicks Pryde away from him. Kenshin to his feet but so does Pryde who lunges forward and slams his forearms into Kenshin’s back. Kenshin stops himself at the edge of the structure as the crowd gasps in fear. Kenshin turns around as Pryde jumps from his position, twists Kenshin around mid-air so their backs meet and fall fifteen feet to the ring mat as Pryde connects a neckbreaker slam! The crowd chants “holy shit” and “this is awesome” as both men lay on the ground completely motionless. Pryde begins to swirl on the ground and starts to show signs of movement. Kenshin is still lying on the ground staring at the ceiling as Pryde is now up to one knee but out of nowhere Kenshin flips Pryde onto his back and locks in a cloverleaf submission!~

Smith: A submission!

Hood: More ‘brilliant’ strategy by Kenshin…first he shows up half lame to wrestling matches…then he tries a submission in a match which can’t be won by submission

Smith: He’s weakening Pryde

Hood: The only way you can weaken Aliens is if you take their spaceship away

Smith: I don’t know what to say to that

~Pryde is in the middle of the ring looking for the ring ropes for leverage but Kenshin has the lock in deep. Pryde finally makes it to the ropes but because the match is no disqualification, the usual rope break does not exist. Kenshin continues to hold the lock as Pryde uses his arms to climb from the bottom rope to the top rope so Pryde is almost at diagonal while Kenshin still has the cloverleak in! After a few moments, Pryde rolls onto his back and kicks Kenshin off of him. Pryde flips up to his feet on the ring apron and springs off the ropes going for his neckbreaker slam again is met with a vicious “Tiger Strike” buzzsaw kick mid air! The crowd explodes for Kenshin’s signature move as Pryde’s body stops and falls to the ground, landing on his back. Kenshin begins to go for the top and climbs the steel structure but instead of using his hands on the ropes, he begins to walk on it like a tightrope. He slowly makes his way to the middle of the rope as the crowd is buzzing. Kenshin is moments from becoming OCW Southern Champion but sees a motionless Pryde on the bottom. Kenshin points to the title, which is met with cheers from the crowd but then points to Pryde down below that is met with even louder cheers. Kenshin shrugs his shoulders as he bounces off the ropes and nails Pryde at the bottom with a double flip shooting star press~

Smith: More tremendous athleticism by Takamura!

Hood: Ha, yea now he’s going to go for the Camel Clutch of DEATH

Smith: He is not!

~Pryde begins to kick his feet on the canvas and bounce around in pain as Kenshin holds his stomach but starts to use the ropes to help him to his feet. Pryde begins to slam his fists into the ground, clearly showing his frustration on how the match has progressed so far. Pryde suddenly gets a spur of life as Kenshin is climbing up the steel structure as he climbs up and pulls Kenshin down to his feet and Pryde starts to climb now. Kenshin, not waiting a moment, climbs after Pryde and begins to hit him in the back with his forearms. Pryde strikes Kenshin in the head and his bad shoulder with his elbow as Kenshin stops for a moment from attacking Pryde as he climbs the structure a bit more, turns around so he’s facing the ring and flips down and brings Kenshin down with a sit out powerbomb! Kenshin’s body hits the mat hard as he stays down while Pryde catches his breath and begins to climb the structure again. Kenshin looks up as he sees Pryde starting on the ropes to head for the title. Kenshin tries to climb another part of the structure and grabs the ropes but due to the ropes being slimy and sweaty he falls back down. Pryde is now halfway to the title so out of desperation Kenshin rolls out of the ring and begins to clear off the announcer’s table~

Smith: Kenshin with something sinister in mind, perhaps?

Hood: This guy makes me sick…are there no depths of evil and treachery that this man’s black soul will not stoop?

Smith: Self reflection by Hood

Hood: Huh? What?

~Kenshin doesn’t even fold the table down as he picks the table up and sends it over the ring ropes into the ring. He rolls back in and sets the table up on the right position as he gets on the table and begins to punch Pryde. Pryde kicks Kenshin a few times in the head but Kenshin immediately follows it up with a stiff yakuza kick to Pryde’s abdomen. Pryde falls from the ropes and lands on his feet on the table and begins to kick Kenshin repeatedly in the abdomen, head, shoulder, everywhere! Pryde screams out in anger as Kenshin is stunned from all the kicks. Pryde grabs a hold of the ropes while still looking at Kenshin to make sure he’s in the right position. He starts to swing back and forth on the ropes gaining momentum with each swing as he launches himself up over the ropes and back down and executes his “Pryde Cometh Before the Fall” dragonrana and crashes Kenshin’s body threw the table! Both men’s bodies lay breathless next to each other in the broken pieces of the table as the crowd is chanting “This Is Awesome”~

Smith: OH MY GOSH!!!

Hood: FUCK YES!

Smith: How can ANYONE get up from that??

Hood: Maybe like a crane or someone named Hodor to carry them

~Both men begin to slowly get up, each using the other’s tights and body parts to help them up to their feet. Kenshin hooks Pryde with a hard right, which causes him to stumble back down over the table! The crowd is cheering Kenshin’s name as he climbs the ring and begins to up the structure and begins to cradle the ropes towards the title belt. Kenshin has reached the belt and is beginning to unhook it. At the bottom, Pryde sees this so in an act of desperation Pryde rolls over to the ring ropes, bounces up as Kenshin unhooks the belt and is about the fall down to win and Pryde springboards towards the middle of the ring, snatches the title from Kenshin’s hand and falls to the ground!~

Smith: Pryde STOLE IT!! HE STOLE IT FROM KENSHIN

Hood: Hey, if you aren’t stealing you aren’t trying

Belvedere: The winner of this match… AND STILL OCW SOUTHERN CHAMPION… PRYDE!!!!!

Smith: For the second month in a row, we end things with Pryde on top of the OCW mountain!

Hood: Let’s not forget Operation Zero…holy fuck balls those guys are good

Smith: They had a good night, indeed…but don’t sell Kenshin Takamura short…it wasn’t the greatest of month’s for Kenshin…but you have to admire his toughness

Hood: Oh yea, he’s a tough asian man…I have no doubt he’ll grab some gold…guy probably needs to drop MJ first though…women do nothing but cloud the clear thought process of men. Smith: Debatable…well folks, that is it for us tonight…I can’t even begin to describe what we are going to be facing next Monday for Massacre. Dean is apparently OUT…Lurrr is apparently IN…Operation Zero is atop the OCW food chain…wildness

Hood: And Brianna is dead

Smith: We don’t know that…I’m sure we’ll get an update on her next Monday as well

Hood: Ugh, yea, probably

Smith: Folks, our next Pay Per View extravaganza is called Clash at the Coast…it will take place on Sunday, May 25th…

Hood: This shit is taking place ON the beach, right?

Smith: Affirmative

Hood: Can’t fucking wait

Smith: Well, that’s it for us folks…hope you guys enjoyed Total Demolition…see you next week at Massacre!

~We get one final shot of Pryde standing at the top of the stage holding his Southern Title up high in the air. There is a mixture of boos and appreciation for the undefeated champion as fans can’t help but admire the hard work this athlete puts into his craft. We fade out~

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OOC: Alright guys…hope you enjoyed it…we cracked the century mark for the first time since our return. 103 pages to be exact…not sure what that means, but hey, it’s something.

Credits
Brianna: LW Title Match & Internet Title Match
Alice: Clash at the Coast Video
Shawn/Kenshin: Clash at the Coast banner
Hank/Sean Fuller: Match Banners
Ian: Main Event…and, let me tell you…I have NEVER let someone type the PPV main event before…but I knew he’d do it justice and he did…well done, Ian.

And, with that…my run as your owner has come to an end…it’s been a great 3-4 months…but I simply can’t continue on giving you guys the shows you deserve. Lurrr is going to take over…he’ll do a great job…keep in mind the character he portrays is a CHARACTER. Lurrr will be fair, honest and just…I would never leave OCW in the hands of someone I didn’t trust.

Thanks you guys, laters

- Will (Dean)