~The screen goes black and then you hear the familiar Thursday War theme begin playing as we get a recap of what happened on Massacre. We see up and comer, Silver Cyanide becoming the #1 contender for the US Title, we see Cash Money Slade, Homeboy and Fenix all defend their titles. We see The Great One attacking Josh Allen, only to be ambushed by the rookie, Kannon. We see The Great One begging Dean for a match with Kannon, with the title on the line. The vignettes then end and we get a shot of the jam packed arena, full of screaming OCW fans. The camera pans through the arena, catching the various signs. It then settles on the announce team of Jones and Hood~
Jones: Hello everybody and welcome to Thursday Night War!!! I’m your host Jones, and alongside me is Hood! And Hood, what a Massacre we had this past Tuesday night!
Hood: Hell yea, it was non stop, hard hitting action! Three title defenses and a huge announcement, concerning the OCW World Title!
Jones: And that huge announcement Hood is speaking about is of course the main event for tonight as “The Real F*ckin Show” Kannon takes on the World Champ, The Great One!
Hood: Yup, main question here is will Josh Allen, Triple M, Triple P or Everlast interfere in this match? Or hell, what about all the other rookies, it is just too unpredictable!
Jones: Funny that you should bring up rookies Hood, because earlier today, there was sort of an uprising, take a look!
~The camera cuts to footage from earlier in the day, where we see Dean sitting in his office with the door open. Suddenly Wayne West bursts in and Dean looks up at him~
Dean: Can I help you?
Wayne West: Yea, I was just wondering who I was fighting at No Limits 2.
Dean: Uh, well you see Wayne, you’re a rookie and rookies don’t have much of a chance to fight at a PPV.
Wayne West: What? How can OCW have a PPV without Wayne West? I want a match!
Dean: Okay, look, I’ll see what I can do, okay?
~West leaves with a smile on his face and he passes by another fellow rookie, Tim Kanzikston. Kanzikston sees his smile and speaks~
Tim Kanzikston: Why the hell are you so happy?
Wayne West: I’m getting a title shot at No Limits 2!
Tim Kanzikston: The hell you are, who told you that?
Wayne West: Dean!
~Malice and Big Bifford over hear the conversation and they get pissed off, as does Tim Kanzikston. Suddenly, all the OCW rookies are yelling, fighting and shoving each other around. A brawl begins as they all fight each other in the middle of the locker room area. Dean hears the noise and runs out and sees the brawl. He then gets up on a table and tells them all to shut up, they stop and Dean speaks~
Dean: What the hell is going on with you guys?
Malice “The Executioner”: Wayne West said you gave him a title shot at No Limits 2!
Dean: I never said that!
Wayne West: Yes you did!
~The rookies begin to argue again and start fighting once more, Dean then tells them to stop it and he speaks again~
Dean: If I give you guys a spot on a PPV, will that make you stop fighting?
All Rookies: Yes!
Dean: Fine! Next Sunday, July 22nd, we’ll have a PPV for rookies only, it’ll be called…uh….Rookie’s Night Out! And on that card will be a huge qualifying Battle Royal, where the final two will get title shots. The guy who is second gets a TV Title shot and the person who wins the damn thing gets a US Title shot. There will also be a #1 contenders Tag Team Title match! Now, is that fair enough?
All Rookies: Yes!
Dean: Good! Now get ready for War!
~The screen cuts back to the live broadcast where we see Jones and Hood at the announce table, Jones speaks~
Jones: What a huge announcement from Prez Dean earlier today! This is unprecedented in the OCW, a rookie’s Pay Per View! I can’t believe it!
Hood: Yea, well my money is on Malice, the way he fought Fenix, I bet he wins the damn thing!
Jones: Well, we don’t even know who’s gonna be in it yet, so you can’t pick a favorite!
Hood: Oh, okay….well when will we know?
Jones: I don’t know, I just found out about the damn thing!
Hood: Hold up. I've just gotten word that TGO and Triple M are in the back...and
they're what?!?! TALKING?!?!?!
Jones: You have to be kidding!!!
Hood: Well, see for yourself!
*The scene changes to the back where TGO and Triple M are in the plush and
luxiourious locker room of TGO, the World Champ. The camera picks up on what they are saying.*
Triple M: So everything is put behind us right?
TGO: Yep sure is!
Triple M: Good! Now we can stop fighting and finally kick ass again.
TGO: Your telling me! I mean we went through a lot of battles!
Triple M: Yea, and we lost sight of what mattered the most, and that's kicking the asses of everyone that steps in our way!
TGO: Well let's get started.
Triple M: Oh yea! And I have just the person to start.
*TGO pulls out something from behind the leather couch that he's seated in. It seems to be a box of some sort. Triple M smiles and TGO speaks.*
TGO: I'm in the spirit of giving tonight. Because hell!, I'm going to be giving Kannon an ass beating tonight, why not give out more things to everyone!?!
*The scene cuts back to the commentators.*
Hood: Well it looks like they've resolved their differences, but for how long?
Jones: And what's in that box that TGO had?
Hood: I don’t know Jones, but I’m pretty sure we are gonna find out!
Jones: Oh, no doubt!
Hood: Hey, that rhymed!
Jones: It sure did, damn we are cool!
Hood: You mean, I’m cool!
Jones: No, we’re cool!
Hood: Whatever Jones, just give it up!
Jones: Fine, well it is time for the first match of the night as rookies Damien and James “The Killer” Vorex go one on one!
Hood: You think they will be at Rookie’s Night Out?
Jones: Most likely!
James "The Killer" Vorex (0-0) vs Damien (0-0)
Hood: Well here we are about to see James "The Killer" Vorex go up against the twisted satanic child of satan, Damien. Now Jones, not like I really care or anything, but who do you think's gonna win the match?
Jones: Well James has been in the OCW for a longer time so the experiance of..
Hood: Shut up! Hahaha.. Now lets go to Warrick with the introductions!
Jones: I hate you...
~Warrick enters the ring as "Hands of Death" by Rob Zombie & Alice Cooper begins to blare over the PA System, and James Vorex makes his way down to the ring.~
Warrick: Out next match is for one fall... first comming to the ring from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania JAMES "THE KILLER" VOREX!!!!
~"Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson begins to play over the PA System as Damien makes his way down to the ring.~
Warrick: and his opponent, from Parts Unknown, he is DAMIEN!!!!
~Warrick leaps out of the ring as Vorex and Damien lock up. Damnien tosses Vorex into the ropes, leapfrog by Vorex over Damien, bounces off the opposite side and then Damnien is knocked to the ground with a devistating clothesline. Damien makes it back up and begins to punch Vorex into the corner, and then sends Vorex flying to the middle of the ring with a headsiccors.~
Hood: Well look at that, these two guys are giving all they got to make a big impact tonight! Both of these men need a win to move up the roster!
Jones: Thats right, Vorex is showing he's a little quicker than he was in his last trip through the OCW, you got to wounder if he will be able to keep up with Damiens dark and demonic high flying moves.
~Damien hits Vorex with a russian legsweep, and then climbs up to the top rope. Damien leaps, but Vorex dodges the high flying move with a boot to Damien's face. As Vorex gets back up, Damien flatlines him with a clothesline then goes for the pin...~
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!!
Jones: Good god, does Damien ever feel pain? He just took a boot to the face, and he still clotheslined the Killer!
Hood: Well really I think Damien should be going for a more marketable gimmick, something a little bit more family friendly..
Jones: What?!
Hood: Just an idea!
~Damien slides to the outside as Vorex follows. Damien grabs the ringbell and swings at Vorex, but Vorex ducks and hits him with a sidekick to the face. Vorex grabs Damien and tosses him back into the ring to beat the 10 count. Vorex slides back in after him and signals to the crowd.~
Hood: This is it! I feel were gonna see it!
~Vorex hits Damien with the Vorex Suplex, and then goes for the pin.~
1....
2...
3!!!!!!!
Warrick: and your winner JAMES "THE KILLER" VOREX!!!!!!
Jones: Great win for James “The Killer” Vorex, as he gets his OCW career off to a bang!
Hood: Yea, and poor Damien fought hard, but couldn’t come away with the win!
Jones: True, but from what I saw from Damien, he has a bright future!
Hood: You know Jones, I would have to agree!
Jones: Thanks, so now….
*The arena gets dark as "Black Jesus" begins to play the arena begins getting louder with a defening roar. Everlast walks out of the entrance way with pyro shooting off behin him, he slides into the ring as fireworks go off from the four corners. Then Everlast gets the mic and begins to talk.*
Everlast- Seems Triple M had to mention me in his promo to make it look longer, he doesn't realize what doesn't kill me makes me stronger, I have no beat I'm doing these words as I go along, and Triple M after I kick your ass you'll realize your wrong, saying I'm doing drugs, boy I'm harder then that but smarter then thugs, don't you remember back when you kissed my ass, coming out of that limo with the shirt saying Everlast, that was when you and Triple P were still boys, and when you two had all kinds of joy, now Triple M you wanna an ass kickin' bad, obviously I must have made you mad, say I don't impress you, well come on M thats not true, you got me into OCW I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, now your scared cause I'm going to beat you down, and throw you around, I had no beef with you M, but now I realize that your really feminine, I wanted Triple P but you got in the way, and now its these hurtful rhymes about you I spray, come on admit it your in fear, come on bring it down here, sorry to break the news but you won't beat my ass, and you will neverlast, because I'm whiter then crack, harder then drugs, smarter then thugs, boy now your fuckin' around, prepare for a beat down.
*The fans go crazy!*
Everlast- Okay Triple M, you didn't think I'd respond did ya' boy now why would I be scared at something weak and pathetic like you? You had to feel important by mentioning my name, I wasn't even after you, I was gonna' hit up Triple P, but you were in the way, looks like I have beefs with both you now. And---
*Everlast is cut short as Triple M runs in and nails him in the back of the head with a chair. All of a sudden Triple P enters and its a huge free for all in the middle of the ring. It takes tons of security to break it up. After the fight is broken up, we cut back to Jones and Hood*
Jones: Geez!! I gotta catch my breath here, War is going crazy tonight!
Hood: Hell yea, you gotta love it man!
Jones: I guess, well before anything else happens, what do you say we get to our next match?
Hood: Shit, sounds good to me!
Jones: It’s time for Revenge to take on Rick Rage!
~ “Rat in a Cage” by Smashing Pumpkins begins playing and the fans watch as the rookie, Revenge makes his way to the ring area. He gets in the ring and Warrick begins announcing~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first, from Your Greatest Fears, standing 6’0” tall and weighing in at 231 lbs…..REVENGE!!!!!
~ “Roving Gangsta” by Kid Rock fires up and out comes Rick Rage to a little heat from the crowd. He gets in the ring and Warrick speaks~
Warrick: And his opponent, from Newark, New Jersey, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 243 lbs…….RICK RAGE!!!!!
~The bell rings and both men lock up in the center of the ring. Revenge gets Rage in an arm bar, Rage tries to get out of it, but Revenge holds on tight. Rage manages to back into the ropes and the ref forces a break, but as he tries to, Rage gets a knee into the gut of Revenge. Rage then whips Revenge into the ropes, Revenge bounces off and Rage nails him with an elbow into the face~
Jones: Ouch! Painful move there by Rick Rage, I’ll be surprised if Revenge gets up with all his teeth still in his head!
Hood: Ah well, comes with the territory my friend!
~Revenge grabs his face in pain and Rage begins to kick Revenge in the face, until Revenge rolls to the apron and out of the ring. Revenge then begins to walk around the ring, trying to recover, but as he does, Rage gets on the apron behind Revenge, leaps off and nails Revenge with a flying clothesline to the back of the head~
Jones: Wow, Rick Rage is looking as good as he ever has right now! Great move there to keep Revenge down and on the ground!
Hood: Yea, Revenge has been out of it ever since that knee to the gut, maybe he can get something going here, before it is too late!
~Rage pulls Revenge to his feet and leans him up against a post. Rage then goes for a spinning heel kick, but Revenge ducks and Rage’s leg hits the steel ring post hard, he grabs his leg and goes down to the ground, screaming~
Jones: Smart move there by Revenge, made Rick Rage think he was out of it, and then got out of the way just in time!
Hood: Yea, man that had to hurt his leg badly…ah well, sucks to be him!
Jones: Show some compassion!
Hood: Just call the f’n match!
~Rage gets up, limping and pulls Revenge to his feet, but Revenge kicks the bad leg of Rage and Rage falls down. Revenge then gets both of Rage’s legs, puts them under his arms, leans back and catapults Rage into the ring post. Rage’s head hits hard and he falls to the ground unconscious~
Jones: Ouch!! Rick Rage has to be out of it now, that was brutal!
Hood: Man, that Steel Ring Post is Revenge’s best friend right now!
Jones: Sure is!
~Revenge now pulls Rage to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Revenge crawls into the ring behind him, and then covers him for the pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Jones: Rick Rage managed to kick out!!
Hood: Yea, but he barely got out of that one!
Jones: True that!
~Revenge gets to his feet and looks down at Rage, who is struggling to get to his feet. Revenge then stands and waits for Rage to get to his feet, Rage finally does and Revenge grabs his head and delivers a single arm DDT. Revenge then rolls Rage over for the pin~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Jones: Rick Rage kicked out again!!!
Hood: Damn, he’s still got some fight left in him!
Jones: Yea, what is Revenge gonna have to do to keep that man down?
Hood: Who the hell knows Jones, why do you ask stupid ass questions like that!
Jones: It’s my job!
~Revenge gets up and glares at the ref who holds up two fingers. Revenge then pulls Rage to his feet, who is dazed and out of it. Revenge then delivers a Falcon Arrow Suplex to Rage and Rage is just laying on the mat, out of it~
Jones: Uh oh Hood, could we see The Fear of the Unknown right here?
Hood: How the fuck would I know?
Jones: Geez, I was just asking!
~Revenge then puts Rage in a combination of a camel clutch and crossface and Rage begins to squirm around and scream. He is waving his arms, trying to get Revenge off of him or reach the ropes, but he can’t, he is dead center of the ring. Rage then taps out and the ref calls for the bell and forces Revenge off of Rage. He then holds up the hand of Revenge as the winner~
Warrick: Here is your winner……REVENGE!!!!!
Jones: Great debut for Revenge as he made Rick Rage tap out in this one!
Hood: Yea, and what has happened to Rick Rage? I guess his days are numbered in OCW!
Jones: Yea, we all know Prez Dean isn’t putting up with some of these guys crap, and Rage looks like he may be next to go!
Hood: Well, I’d fire his ass right now!
Jones: Heh, well that’s you…….
*Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue starts and Triple M comes down to the ring in his wrestling gear.... but is wearing a Scott Syren T-shirt. Triple M has a mic in one hand and an ice cold Silver Cola in the other. Triple M: First I would like to send a shout out to all my fans in the arena tonight and say WHO ROCKS THE HOUSE!? The fans throught the building shout back TRIPLE M! Triple M: Ok now, for the last couple weeks The Marvelous One has been attacked from every which way. But tonight I'm going to make sure that anyone and everyone who wants some of me comes right down that isle to get some. Right now I have a list about a mile long of people I want to beat the hell out of.... and on top of that list are two individuals that seem to be tied for first. Both WERE good friends of mine. These two men go by the names of Perfect Paul Paras and Everlast. So Triple P.... Everlast... why don't one.... hell why don't you Both just come on down here and face Triple M head on! Triple M pops the top of his Silver Cola and leans up against the turnbuckle as he drinks it. Just then Scar by Fuel starts and Triple M puts his Can of Silver Cola under the turnbuckle. Triple P walks out from the back with a mic in one hand and a Kendo stick in the other. His music fades and he raises the mic up to speak. But before he can get a word out Triple M cuts him off. Triple M: Don't speak! I'm tired of talking, and I don't feel like listening so just come down here and Perfectly Pulverize my ignorant @$$.
Triple P drops the mic shrugs his shoulders and runs down to the ring and dives in. Triple M and Triple P exchange a series of right hands to each other. Then Everlast runs down. Triple P tosses Maurako to the ropes, Triple M bounces off the ropes and Triple P drops to the mat as Triple M steps over him. Everlast gets in the ring and the running Maurako spears him! Triple P waits for Triple M to get up and Super kicks him in the face. Triple P raises both arms up in the air and Triple M gets up stars at the back of Pauls head as the fans start to scream with excitement. Triple P turns around and Triple M hits SIMPLY MARVELOUS on Triple P. Triple M then walks over and grabs his Silver Cola. He walks over and dumps the rest of the Cola on Everlast. Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue starts and Triple M leaves the ring with a huge smile on his face. After Mario has taken out Paul, TGO comes out from the side. He is carrying his box of goodies. He searches through them and moves things out of the way. Finally he finds what he's looking for and hands it to Triple M.*
Triple M: Here's a present for you. I think you should study it. It shows your ass
being Marvelously Manhandled!
*Triple M drops down what appears to be a dvd, on Paul's chest as they walk away. The camera zooms in and shows the title that reads: "Triple M: Marvelouly Manhandled Vol. 1" The scene
then cuts back to the announce table where Jones and Hood stare in amazement.*
Jones: It seems like the ole' JFB is back and ready to go, minus a member in Triple P.
Hood: And boy are they kicking everyone's ass!
Jones: Well, what a wild night!! First Everlast gets some revenge and now Triple M?! Man, this is a crazy ass night!
Hood: Hey, don’t say ass you dumbass, kids are watching this show!
Jones: But you…
Hood: Shut up!
Jones: Ok…anyways…you know what though? Triple P’s match is next and he just got laid out by Triple M and had to be helped to the back!!
Hood: So? He is Perfect isn’t he?
Jones: Uhh…yes…
Hood: Then don’t worry about it!
Jones: Okay, if you say so!
Hood: I do say so!
Jones: Fine!!! Well, our next match is indeed Perfect Paul Paras taking on Draiman, thoughts Hood?
Hood: Dude, you ask one more stupid question and I’m gonna beat the hell out of you!
Jones: Lets get down to ringside!
~ “Bodies” by Drowning Pool begins playing and the fans watch as Draiman makes his way to the ring area. He gets in the ring and Warrick begins announcing~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first, from Fort Payne, Alabama, standing 6’8” and weighing in at 291 lbs……DRAIMAN!!!!!
~The lights in the arena go off as "Scar" by Fuel begins to play. As the music picks up, four blue spotlights zoom in from the corners of the arena and meet in the the middle of the ring, setting off a huge explosion of pyro. An arc of blue laser lights emits from the entryway as Triple P and Katie walk out to the fans' astounding boos, he gets in the ring and Katie stands in his corner~
Warrick: And his opponent, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 255 lbs…..PERFECT PAUL PARAS!!!!!
~Paras looks over at Draiman and we can see Paras is a little sore after receiving Simply Marvelous just moments ago. Draiman then rushes at Paras to try and take advantage of him, but Paras catches him with a huge spinning heel kick that nearly decapitates Draiman~
Jones: Whoa, Draiman a little over anxious to get this match underway!
Hood: Yea, Triple P could probably pin him now!
Jones: Maybe!
~Paras now pulls Draiman to his feet and lifts him up in a torture rack and begins to put strain on Draiman’s back. Draiman looks like he is about to tap when Paras drops him with a reverse DVD. We see Draiman’s neck damn near snap in half~
Jones: Oh man, this isn’t looking pretty at all for Draiman!
Hood: Yea, he may not be able to be fired by Dean, he may get killed by Triple P instead!
Jones: Looks that way!
~Paras now circles Draiman, who isn’t moving at all. Paras then pulls him to his feet, hooks him, lifts him up and drops him with a strong sambo Suplex. The impact shakes the entire ring and leaves Draiman laying in the ring, completely unconscious~
Jones: All-Star Slam there from Triple P!
Hood: Man, just get this over with, it is getting way too ugly!
Jones: Yea, Draiman isn’t gonna last much longer!
~Paras now pulls Draiman to his feet and begins talking trash to Draiman, who can’t do anything to stop him. Paras then hooks him and delivers a reverse diving DDT. The fans begin to boo as Paras just circles Draiman and is kicking him around like he is a piece of garbage~
Jones: Oh come on! Pin him already! The guy has had enough!
Hood: Shut up Jones, this is cool!
Jones: What is cool about seeing a poor man get beat senseless?
Hood: Uhh…everything!
~Paras now drags Draiman into the middle of the ring and begins slapping Draiman in the face. The fans boo and Paras begins laughing at Draiman, suddenly, Draiman nails Paras in the crotch and Paras grabs his crotch in pain. Draiman then gets to his feet and is staggering around a bit. He then charges at Paras, but is met with a superkick right to the jaw, and it drops him straight to the mat~
Jones: Oh man!!! I thought Draiman might be coming back, but it isn’t meant to be!
Hood: Are you stupid? You actually thought Draiman stood a chance against Paras?
Jones: Hey! The match ain’t over yet!
~Paras pulls Draiman to his feet, looking serious this time, hooks him and delivers the Parasyte to Draiman. Paras then rolls Draiman over and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref raises the hand of Triple P~
Warrick: Here is your winner…….PERFECT PAUL PARAS!!!!!
Jones: Well, Triple P just made short work of Driaman!
Hood: Yup, was there any doubt?
Jones: Not really, but a man can hope, can’t he?
Hood: Shit, if you wanna hope for something that will never happen, the go ahead!
Jones: Yea, well whatever…but I’m getting word on something taking place backstage, lets have a look!
*The scene cuts to Kannon inside the gym working out. The two mischevious members of the newly reformed team of TGO and Triple M are sneaking around. TGO still has his box of goodies with him. The gym door is closed. TGO knocks on the door and Kannon speaks.*
Kannon: What do you want?
TGO(in a southern accent): Special delivery for a Mr. Kannon.
*Kannon gets up from where he was and goes towards the door. As soon as he opens it though he gets attacked by both Triple M and TGO. They start to pound him to the floor. TGO goes and gets a weight off one of the racks, it appears to be a 25lb weight and drops in right on the chest of Kannon. Kannon grimaces in extreme pain as TGO speaks.*
TGO: Well Kannon, you still want to talk big now?
Triple M: I don't think that he'll want to talk ever again.
*TGO digs through his box of goodies and pulls out another dvd. He lays it beside
Kannon and talks.*
TGO: Hey, you might want to watch this before you go out there tonight and try to beat me. But I guarantee you, it probably won't help.
*TGO walks off as Triple M stomps on the weight that is still laying on Kannon. Kannon grimaces again as both TGO and Triple M walk off. The camera zooms into the dvd and it shows the title: "Too Great: The Best of The Great One" and with that, we cut back to Jones and Hood*
Jones: The Great One softening up his competition a little before the big match tonight!
Hood: Yea, smart plan if you ask me, that is why the guy is the World Champ!
Jones: Yea, I can’t disagree with that!
Hood: Did I ask you too?
Jones: No…
Hood: Damn Straight!
Jones: Well…
~Suddenly “Call of Ktulu” by Metallica hits and the fans watch as ScaR and HeKTiK make their way on the ramp way, ScaR has a mic in hand and begins speaking~
ScaR: Last Tuesday, you all saw the return of the great Tommy Crimson…great my ass! What do you remember about his return? Was it his scary words that put the fear in the hearts of all the wrestlers? The greatness of his presence at ringside? Hell no, it was a rookie, me named ScaR, getting in the ring and laying his ass out like the bitch he truly is! Right HeKTiK?
HeKTiK: Damn straight!! And this Monday, at Massacre, we will once again spoil his return by putting that first loss on his perfect record, so Tommy Crimson, you’d…
~Suddenly a masked man comes out from the back with a bat in his hand. He sneaks up and nails ScaR in the back of the head. HeKTiK then turns around and gets nailed in the head as well and both men are left laying there, out of it. The man then takes his mask off to reveal it’s Tommy Crimson! He then shakes his head as he looks at both men, who are out of it and walks off as the crowd cheers for him. The camera then shifts back to Jones and Hood~
Jones: Whoa!! Crimson just laid both ScaR an HeKTiK out!!! Unbelievable!!
Hood: Yea, man he came out of nowhere too!
Jones: Guess he didn’t like what the had to say…
Hood: Yea, they were trashin’ him pretty good!
Jones: They sure were…anyways, you ready for some tag team action?
Hood: Hell, why not?
Jones: Let’s get down to ringside!
~ “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana begins playing and out comes Seventeen to the ring. They get in the ring and Warrick begins the announcing~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!! Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 345 lbs……..SEVENTEEN!!!!!
~ “Booker T’s Theme” hits the arena and out walks Andy Murray and Craig McDade, they get in the ring and Warrick speaks~
Warrick: And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 520 lbs…….THE NEW BREED!!!!!
~As both teams prepare for battle in the ring, "Miami" by Will Smith suddenly starts playing over the speakers, getting the attention of everyone in the ring and the arena! The blue and green New Wave van drives out from the side of the entryway and parks on the end of the ramp before Chris Cutlass, Joey Corona, and Melanie jump out and pose to the boos of the crowd. Cutlass and Corona open up the back of the van and start taking things out as Melanie brings out one of the mics the Wave "borrowed" (stole) from Warrick last week.~
Melanie: Well well well, if it isn't two of the OCW's newest victims...errr, I'm sorry- "tag teams"! Boys, you all saw what my guys did to Zed and Nightstalker on Tuesday Night- they ended their careers; put their disgusting little faces out of OCW territory forever! Never again will they appear where the OCW is, including this great city we're in tonight- the great city of... ~She checks with a crew member nearby.~ WHAT?? We're in that rat-infested slum?!!
~The fans boo furiously as the All-American Girl just smiles mischeiviously. Chris Cutlass steps up with a "borrowed" mic of his own.~
Chris: No matter how low the standard of living is in this place, this is the place where The New Wave have chosen to do a little "scouting" of our potential opponents. So, without further ado, I suggest that you four sunstroked IDIOTS in the ring get to impressing us, because it just so happens that the last team that didn't impress us...well, they were Dangerous Minds- you do the math!
Melanie: Have a nice match, boys!
~Melanie and Chris walk back to the van, on top of which there is now a cooler and three beach chairs! Corona is already seated, and Mel and Chris climb up the ladder on the side of the van to join him as the match is about to start.~
Hood: Looks like the New Wave are here to bring some much-needed "cool" to this match! ...I wonder if they've got any Silver Cola up there?
~All three Wave members take their seats atop the van and take drinks out of the cooler as the opening bell finally rings to start the match. Elite and Murray start it off for their respective teams. They lock up and Murray knees Elite in the gut, Elite’s body is lifted off the mat from the impact. Murray then whips Elite into the ropes, Elite bounces off and Murray goes for a clothesline. Elite ducks, bounces off the ropes again. Murray turns around and gets nailed with a flying forearm to the head. Murray staggers back against the ropes~
Jones: Johnny Elite with a great move there to stagger the much larger Andy Murray!!
Hood: Yea and he did it right when the New Wave was watching!
Jones: Uhh, I don’t think they saw it!
~We see all three Wave members, joking and not even watching. We then go back to the match, where Elite now has a headlock on Murray and is trying to drag him over to his corner. Murray then lifts Elite up in the air and drops him with an atomic drop. Elite goes down to the mat in pain. Murray then hovers over him and drops an elbow right across his chest, Elite screams in pain~
Jones: Andy Murray is just too big for the small Johnny Elite! He’d better tag in James!
Hood: Shit, James ain’t that much bigger!
Jones: True
~Murray now drags Elite into his corner and tags McDade in. McDade comes in and begins stomping a mud hole in Elite. McDade then lifts Elite up to his feet, picks him up and lays him over his shoulder. McDade then drops Elite with a huge powerslam. McDade goes for a pin~
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Kick Out!!
Jones: Johnny Elite kicked out, but barely!!
Hood: Yea, The New Breed needs to keep him away from James, if they wanna end this one quickly!
Jones: That is true!
~McDade gets up and pulls Elite to his feet as well, he whips Elite into his team’s corner and Elite hits hard. McDade then tags Murray back in and they both begin stomping on Elite as he is trapped in the corner. Murray then stands out in the center of the ring and McDade whips Elite at Murray, Murray puts his head down and lifts Elite up high into the air and Elite comes crashing down hard~
Jones: Oh man, they are dismantling poor Johnny Elite right now, this isn’t even fair!!
Hood: Who said wrestling was fair Jones?
Jones: Nobody…
Hood: Okay then!
~The camera shows a shot of the Wave and they are busy laughing and making fun of the fans along the aisle way. We then get back to the match, where Murray has Elite sitting on the top turnbuckle. Murray then goes to climb up there with Elite, but Elite fights back with punches to the head of Murray. Murray stumbles back, a little dazed and then Elite grabs Murray’s head and delivers a swinging tornado DDT, the crowd cheers. And both men are laying in the middle of the ring~
Jones: Great move there by Elite, maybe he has enough to get James into the match!!
Hood: I dunno, but he sure gave himself a chance!!
Jones: Sure did!
~Elite drags himself towards his corner to try and tag James in, but Murray grabs him by the foot and drags him back into his corner. Elite gets to his feet with Murray still having a hold of his foot, Elite then nails Murray with an Enziguri. Murray falls to the ground and Elite tries to get over to James~
Jones: Oh, here we go again, Johnny Elite, trying to tag his partner into the match!!
Hood: Yea, but Murray just tagged Craig McDade in!
~McDade gets in, runs and drops an elbow on the arched back of Elite. Elite falls to the mat. McDade then lifts Elite up to his feet, whips him into their corner and Elite hits hard. Elite then comes stumbling out and McDade nails him with a spinning heel kick. McDade then goes for the pin~
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Kick Out!!!
Jones: Johnny Elite with the kickout, but he has to get James in if he wants to win this matchup!
Hood: Yea, but at least he isn’t giving up yet!
Jones: True!
~McDade pulls Elite to his feet and then sets him up for a short arm clothesline, he goes to nail Elite, but Elite ducks. McDade turns around and gets caught with the Elite Kick! McDade falls to the mat unconscious and Elite starts to make his way to James’ outstretched hand~
Jones: Oh man, McDade got caught good with that kick!!
Hood: Yea, now can Elite tag Jeffery James in?
Jones: We’ll see!
~McDade starts to shake it off and manages to tag Murray in, but as Murray charges at Elite, he makes the tag to James. James gets in and Murray charges at him with a clothesline attempt, but James ducks. James then kicks Murray in the gut and delivers an implant DDT. McDade then charges in and James leaps up and nails him with a huricanrana which takes McDade out of the ring~
Jones: Jeffery James is in and he is on fire!!
Hood: Yea, he is taking those big guys out like they are nothing!
~McDade is on the outside, trying to recover when he is hit with a moonsault from Elite, which takes McDade completely out. We then look back in the ring where James whips Murray into a corner and Murray hits hard. James then charges in, but gets met with a boot to the face, which takes him down hard~
Jones: Uh oh!! Andy Murray is coming back!
Hood: Yea, this is getting too fast for me!!
~Murray now pulls James to his feet, but then turns around and is nailed with a missile dropkick from Elite, who was perched on the top rope, just waiting for him. Elite then gets James to his feet and they pull Murray to his. They both underhook him and deliver a double underhook drop and James goes for the pin~
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3!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref raises the hands of Johnny Elite and Jeffery James~
Warrick: Here is your winner……..SEVENTEEN!!!!!
Jones: Seventeen with a great win here tonight, as they climb up the ladder in the Tag Team division!!
Hood: Yea, but there is like 3 or 4 teams who all look good, this is gonna be crazy!
Jones: Sure is, wait a minute, something is taking place…..again…backstage!
*The scene then changes to TGO and Mario walking the halls in the back. Josh Allen is also walking along the same hall. He stops TGO and Mario and starts to talk.*
Josh: What the hell are you doing with this moron Mario?
Triple M: Listen man, we've got our differences behind us.
TGO: Yea! We're like new and improved now.
Josh: It doesn't matter! Mario, you know how much we all hate TGO! And you go back and join with him?
Triple M: Hey! Hate TGO all you want to, but he's still my friend.
TGO: Hey, I'm in the giving spirit, and I think that I have something for you
Josh.
*TGO digs through the box and finds another dvd. He hands it to Josh and talks.*
TGO: This one's classic!
Triple M: Oh yea! That DVD right there is the hottest thing on the market!
TGO: Yea! Why not?!?! It has like the best stable ever to hit the OCW in it!
Triple M: Yea! This dvd, "Just F*cking Better: Demolishing the Competition", shows
why we were who we were.
TGO: Yea! And guess what! Your in luck Joshy boy! It's signed by me and Triple
M!!
Triple M: CHYEAH! Where's the Silver Colas? We need to celebrate!
*Triple M and TGO slap each other high fives as they walk off looking for the Silver Colas. Josh just stands there in amazement of what he just saw, but with a disgusted look on his
face. The screen then shifts back to Jones and Hood*
Jones: Well Hood, I don’t know what The Great One is thinking tonight, but I think he’s lost his mind!
Hood: Yea, and what the fuck is wrong with Triple M, man I actually respected the man!! This just proves to me who carried Perfectly Marvelous through their tag title reign!
Jones: Well, Hood, it’s time for the Main Event, the World Title is on the line as Kannon takes on the World Champ, The Great One!!
Hood: Shit, let’s get it on!!
~ “Shoot to Thrill” by AC/DC begins playing and the fans stand and watch as Kannon makes his way down to the ring area~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the OCW World Heavyweight Championship!!!! Introducing first, the challenger, from Hollywood, California, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 235 lbs…… “THE REAL F*CKIN SHOW” KANNON!!!!!
~ “Enemy” by Eve 6 hits the arena and the fans boo loudly as they see the World Champ, The Great One, make his way to the ring~
Warrick: And his opponent, from Death Valley, California, standing 7’0” tall and weighing in at 321 lbs, he is the OCW World Heavyweight Champion…….THE GREAT ONE!!!!!
~The bell rings and TGO holds up his hand to tell Kannon to let him get situated. TGO turns his back to Kannon to fix his boots when Kannon runs up and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head. TGO goes flying into the corner and Kannon turns him to where his back is facing the corner. Kannon then begins to fire lefts and rights into the midsection of TGO as TGO’s body just flails around as it receives the punches. Kannon the reaches back and nails TGO with a monster punch that sends the big man to the ground~
Jones: Kannon has opened up a can of whoop ass on the World Champ!!!
Hood: Sure has, go Kannon!!!
~Kannon then pulls TGO to his feet and whips him across the ring and TGO goes flying into the opposite corner, he hits hard. Kannon then rushes in and nails Kannon with a huge clothesline. Kannon then whips TGO across the ring again and he goes crashing into the corner. Kannon then runs in again and this time nails TGO with a huge splash~
Jones: The Great One is reeling, Kannon may pull off a huge upset here tonight!!
Hood: Go Kannon Go!!!
~Kannon then grabs the head of TGO and comes running out of the corner and drops TGO with a huge bulldog! Kannon then rolls TGO on his back and goes over to the corner, he climbs up to the top rope and looks down at TGO, who still hasn’t moved. Kannon then leaps off nailing a guillotine leg drop right across the chest of TGO. Kannon then goes for the pin~
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Kick Out!!!
Jones: Whoa!!!! Almost a new champ right there!!
Hood: Damn Jones, that had to be like two and a half or something!
Jones: It was too close for comfort, if you’re the champ!
~Kannon then gets up and pulls TGO to his feet, he leaves TGO standing in the middle of the ring and then runs into the ropes, he bounces off, but TGO catches him with a elbow. Kannon backs up against the ropes, holding his jaw. TGO then rushes at Kannon, but Kannon puts his head down and lifts TGO over the top rope and TGO goes crashing to the concrete floor on the outside~
Jones: The Champ just got hurled to the outside floor!!!
Hood: Kannon is manhandling The Great One right now, this is unbelievable!!
Jones: Could we see another rookie World Champ?
Hood: Man, I hope so!!
~Kannon now goes to the top rope and gets at the top and looks down as TGO is at his feet but is dazed. Kannon then leaps off and nails TGO with a cross body. Kannon then gets to his feet and begins to kick away at the body of TGO~
Jones: What a move by Kannon!!!
Hood: The Great One doesn’t even have enough time to catch his breath, let alone get some offense going…damn this is just fuckin’ cool!!!
Jones: Sure is!!
~Kannon then pulls TGO to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Kannon then rolls into the ring, as TGO is already at his feet, but looks out of it. Kannon then charges at TGO, but gets caught as TGO grabs Kannon by the throat. TGO then lifts Kannon up in the air and drops him with a huge chokeslam~
Jones: Oh no!!! Kannon just got caught with a monster chokeslam from the champ!!
Hood: Damnit Kannon, you can’t screw up against this guy!!!
~TGO now shakes the cobwebs out of his head and pulls Kannon to his feet. TGO then wraps his arms around the body of Kannon, lifts him up and drops him with a belly to belly suplex. TGO then stands over Kannon, lifts his leg up and drops a huge leg across the chest of Kannon, Kannon just lays there motionless, TGO then goes for the pin~
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2!
Kick Out!!!
Jones: Kannon kicked out, The Great One doesn’t have this one just yet!
Hood: Yea, but Kannon has to get back in this thing, before The Great One gets too relaxed!!
~TGO then pulls Kannon back to his feet and whips him into a corner and Kannon hits so hard that the ring damn near moves. TGO then charges in there and nails Kannon with a huge splash that sends Kannon’s body reeling. TGO then grabs Kannon and delivers a Tazzmission plex!! TGO then goes for the pin~
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Kick Out!!!!
Jones: Kannon kicked out!!! He kicked out of the Seal of Fate!!!!
Hood: Holy shit man, this Kannon guy is badass!!!
~TGO looks very upset, he gets up and yells at the ref who just tells him to back off. TGO then goes back to Kannon and goes to pull him to his feet, but Kannon fights back with some lefts and rights into the midsection of TGO. Kannon then starts going off on TGO with punches to the champ’s head. Kannon then has TGO in the center of the ring, wobbling. Kannon then backs up and goes for a running lariot to knock him over, but TGO lifts a knee into the midsection of Kannon and that sends him flying to the ground~
Jones: Ouch!!! Poor Kannon almost had another crack at glory!!
Hood: Yea, damn man, that was too damn close!!
~TGO then looks down at Kannon and signals that it is over and the crowd starts to boo very loudly~
Jones: Uh Oh!!! The Great One is going for his patented Tombstone Powerbomb!
Hood: Nobody has ever gotten up from this!!!
~TGO lifts Kannon to his feet and then puts his head in between his legs. TGO then lifts him up in a powerbomb position, but Kannon begins punching away at the head of TGO. TGO then drops Kannon and staggers back, Kannon then takes a step back and lunges forward with a huge super kick that takes TGO clean off of his feet. Kannon then goes for a pin~
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Kick Out!!!!
Jones: The Great One just kicked out of The Final Shot!!! Man, neither man will go down!
Hood: Geez, what has gotten into these two guys!
Jones: It’s the World Title Hood, neither man wants to walk away tonight without it!
Hood: True that Jones!
~Kannon looks at the ref in disbelief, he then pulls TGO to his feet and whips TGO into the ropes. TGO bounces off and Kannon goes for a leap frog, but TGO catches him and slams him down with a huge spinebuster~
Jones: Spinebuster by The Great One!!!!!
Hood: Man, did you see Kannon’s head snap back? Damn that was wicked!
~TGO then looks down at Kannon who has his hands wrapped around his head. TGO stomps on the head of Kannon a few times and then pulls Kannon to his feet. TGO then looks at the ref and spits on him. The ref then goes to wipe the spit out of his eye and as he does, Kannon nails TGO with a low blow! TGO bends over in pain and Kannon hooks both arms and delivers End Game!!(aka Pedigree). Both men are now laying on the ground, on their backs~
Jones: End Game!!! End Game!!! It’s over!! Pin him Kannon, pin him!!
Hood: Come on man, pin that stupid son of a bitch!!!
~Kannon looks up and sees TGO not moving, flat on his back. He slowly crawls towards the not moving body of TGO and then throws his arm on the chest of TGO. The ref then goes for the count~
1!
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3!…..NO!!! Kick Out!!!!
Jones: Ahhh!!!! TGO kicked out!!!!
Hood: Ah Shit!!! Well, come on Kannon keep attacking him!!!!
~Kannon gets to his feet cursing up a storm. He then grabs TGO by the hair and begins pummeling away at his skull. Kannon lets go and TGO’s body just lays on the mat, limp. Kannon then walks around trying to catch his breath. He then starts to climb to the top rope, as TGO uses the ropes to climb to his feet~
Jones: Oh man, what is Kannon gonna try here?
Hood: I dunno, but he better not do anything stupid!!
~TGO is wobbling on his feet and is looking up at Kannon who is perched at the top. Kannon then leaps off and goes for a huricanrana, but TGO catches him as Kannon puts his legs around the head of TGO. TGO then lifts Kannon up a little higher and drops him with the Tombstone Powerbomb!! TGO then covers the fallen Kannon and goes for the pin~
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3!!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref raises the hand of The Great One as the winner and hands him his World Title~
Warrick: Here is your winner and STILL OCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……THE GREAT ONE!!!!!
Jones: Oh man, what a match, what a match!!
Hood: Yea, it was a great match!
Jones: The Great One proved why he is the World champ though!
Hood: Well looks like The Great One will be champion for one more day!
Jones: Yeah, but Kannon did give him one hell of a fight, you got to belive that Kannon will be a major player in the OCW in his own time.
~Warrick hands The Great One the OCW World Championship, as The Great One raises it above his head in triumph. Kannon is still pretty dazed, now only up to one knee.~
Hood: Well, thats Thursday Night War folks, we'll see you next wee.. hey whats going on?
Jones: Midgets?!
~As "Stayin Alive" by the BeeGees begins to blare over the PA System an army of hundreds and hundreds of male midgets run down into the ring. Each midget is wearing pink thong-backed bikini bottoms and sky blue halter-tops. The midgets begin to attack both The Great One and Kannon. Kannon still tired from his battle is taken over easy by the mini-men in thongs. The Great One tries to fight them off, tossing several of them into the crowd, but the World Champion is eventually overwhelmed by this millitary of little people.~
Hood: Ohh shit! This is the funniest thing I have seen in years! The midgets are taking over the OCW!
Jones: Funny?! How can our World Champion being attacked by what looks like a hundred midgets be funny? Dean and Cheasy M have to be pissed, this is making them look like a joke! This has to be the work of Triple P or Triple M.. their the ones that wanna take The Great One out of the picture..
Hood: I dunno, midgets really aren't their thing... actually I can only think of one man who ever used midgets like it was going out of style.. could it be?!
Jones: Ohh no, not that crazy bastard, don't tell me he's back!
Hood: Midgets dressed in odd outfits, who else could it be?!?
~Suddenly emerald green letters apear on the OCW-a-tron, F R E A K as "Lets Go All The Way" by ICP begins to blare over the PA System.~
Jones: OHH NO!!! He's BACK!!
Hood: Yes! Yes! Finally someone who's just fucking cool!!!
~A man begins to make his way down the enterance ramp. He's wearing black combat boots, cut-off Jnco jeans, a t-shirt that reads 'got freak?' with the sleaves ripped off. His black hair is dangling down in front of his face, as we see a psychopathic grin gleam across his face. As the music begins to fade, the man pulls a mic from his back pocket and begins to speak.~
Silverfreak: Hi there..
~The fans errupt into a 'FREAK! FREAK! FREAK! FREAK!' chant.~
Silverfreak: Now for those of you out there who don't know who I am.. I am the most charismatic wrestler ever to step foot inside that OCW ring...and for those of you who do know me.. all hail the one and the ONLY freak of professional wrestling!!!
Hood: How could nobody remember Silverfreak! He ran Scorpion out of the OCW! He's held more titles than anyone in the OCW to date! He was one of the founding members of Just Fucking Cool!
Jones: Why is this nut-case back?! Dean and Cheasy M must be throwing a fit in the back, someone get some security out here.. this wacko isn't on the roster anymore! Nobody invited him back to the NEW OCW!
~Silverfreak beings to pace back and forth on the enterance ramp as he speaks.~
Silverfreak: Alright guys, you did your job, now get outta here!!
Jones: Is he talkin to us?
Hood: No you idiot, the midgets...
~The hundreds of midgets exit the ring, and the ringside area through the crowd and up the enterance ramp. Silverfreak stays by the apron of the ring as he talks.~
Silverfreak: What has become of the OCW since I left? The Great One versus Kannon is the best you can do for a main event?! Dean, Cheasy, the fans are begining to get bored with this lackluster action with lackluster midcarders. The OCW needs talent, the OCW needs charisma, the OCW NEEDS the FREAKY ONE!
~Silverfreak slides into the ring, and walks over to the beaten up Kannon. He kicks him softly to check to make sure he's still breathing.~
Silverfreak: Now this guy, he's supose to be the "Real FUCKING Show?" Well in the state he is in right now, especially after loosing to Trevor over there.. he looks more like the real FUCKING loser!
~Silverfreak walks over to The Great One, who is suffering from a midget bite to the forehead.~
Silverfreak: ..and then their's Trevor.. the NOT SO Great One of the OCW. This is the man who tried to prove he was 'Just Fucking Better' and now he's 'Just Fucking Bruised'.. but he will never be 'Just Fucking Cool'...
~Silverfreak sits on one of the turnbuckles looking down at both men and laughing.~
Silverfreak: So it looks like I'm gonna have to come back and teach each and every superstar what it means to be talented... what it means to have charisma... and what it means to be the greatest thing to professional wrestling since fake chair shots! So OCW, lace up your boots, put on your Marty Janety-looking tights, say your prayers, and drink a big glass a milk and get ready to have your ass handed to you by the one and only freak of pro wrestling!
~"Lets Go All The Way" by ICP begins to blare over the PA System once more at Silverfreak makes his way up the enterance ramp. The camera cuts back to the commentator's table.~
Hood: What an impact Silverfreak has made in one night! He took out the world champion and the real fucking show all in one night! AND he didn't even have to raise a finger... I LOVE THIS GUY!!
Jones: Yeah, you gotta wounder what this nut has in store for the OCW, and what Prez Dean is gonna have to say about all of this! Well till next week this is Jones, and he is Hood and we will see you on Monday Night Massacre!!
~The camera cuts to another shot of Kannon and The Great One laid out in the ring. We then see Triple M rush to the ring and drag TGO out of the ring by his arm. Triple M then escorts Triple M to the back with the World Title draped over TGO’s shoulder. The cameras follow The Great One and Triple M as they go backstage. They walk up to Everlast who is apparently leaving the building.~
Triple M: Hey man, you know where The Great One parked? I gotta get him to his car and the fool doesn’t remember where he parked?
Everlast: No, you might check the parking garage though!
Triple M: Oh, gee, thanks man, you’ve been a lot of help!
~They walks away from Everlast and down the hall. Thye enter the parking garage and look around. The camera pans around them, showing the few cars left. Suddenly, some bright lights flash Mario in the eyes and he drops TGO and moves out of the way, the lights sort of wake TGO up a little bit and he starts walking towards them. In the background, an engine starts up and wheels squeel on the pavement. TGO turns around in time to jump as a blue Dodge Ram with tinted windows rams him. He hits the hood and flies off onto the pavement. The truck quickly stops and backs up. It stops next to TGO, who lies on the pavement in pain. The window cracks and a video cassette is dropped onto TGO's stomach. The truck squeels the tires once more and speeds off, as the camera goes back inside the arena.~
Hood: Did you see that?! Someone just hit TGO! Who was it? Who’s video was that?
Smith: That's hit-and-run! Ladies and Gentleman, join us on Monday for Massacre as we search for answers!
~The screen fades out as we see Triple M attending to the fallen TGO….an advertisement for Massacre plays as the screen then fades to black.~