~The screen goes black and then you hear the OCW theme playing in the background. Suddenly you see the banner for Titan’s Collide appear on the screen as the theme of the Pay Per View plays. The screen then begins to show pictures of the champions of OCW, it shows one of Tatum Coe, Lurrr, Silverfreak and Extremely Dangerous. The camera then shows their challengers, The Greek gods, William Haynes, Linchy/SB-1/Canon, and Scorpion. The camera then fades into a jam packed arena full of screaming OCW fans. Smith, Jones and Hood are at ringside, Smith speaks~
Smith: Hello everyone and welcome to Titan’s Collide!! This is sure to be one of the greatest Pay Per View’s in OCW history, with every title on the line here tonight. Now, before we get started, I know that all of you fans out there are wondering why we did not air Friday Night War on Friday Night. Well, due to the lack of interest in this week’s War, Prez Dean ordered the matches to be dark matches tonight at the PPV. So, earlier on the fans were treated with two dark matches, here is how they went down.
~The camera shows Johny Hotrod taking on Flash. In this match, Hotrod controlled the tempo most of the way until Flash made a strong comeback. But in the end, Hotrod hooked Flash in the Tranz-mission and got the tap out. The scene then shifts back to Smith~
Smith: It is now time for a war of a match. Earlier tonight, we were told to be prepared because this match has been made hardcore. Riot and Arryk Rage have a fued that none of us knew about.
Jones: Lets go up to Warrick for the introductions of these two combatants.
Warrick: First coming to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-two pound......Riot!!!
~"What Are you Gonna Do?" by The Unseen begins to blare over the PA system as the lights dim, and Riot begins to make his way down to the ring. He slides under the ring, and walks to the corner the ref tells him to~
Warrick: Now, his opponent, from Sacramento, California, he weighs in at two-hundrend and Nineteen pounds..... "The Hardcore Icon" Arryk Rage!!!
~"Smash Your Enemies" by Hatebreed blares loudly over the PA system. The lights dim, to a dark green. Out of the entrance way, Arryk Rage charges out, running, with a lead pipe in his hands. He slides under the bottom rope, and charges Riot, who quickly dodges out of the way. Arryk runs into the ropes, drops his pipe, and drops Riot with a huge flying clothesline. Arryk quickly jumps to his feet. He lifts Riot up, and drops him right back down with a side kick to Riots chest.~
Hood: Arryk is really taking it to his older brother. This will have to be one of the most high paced fights of the night. Nothing is banned, and there is some bad blood between these two guys.
Smith: Damn right Hood. Arryk and Riot are going to end up killing each other.
~Arryk slides under the bottom rope, and goes under the ring. He pulls out a trash can, with many things inside of it. He reaches in, and pulls out a quite thick piece of wood. He slides back into the ring. Grabs Riot and throws him into the ropes. As Riot runs back towards Arryk, The Icon swings the wood, and nails Riot in the Mid-Section which bends Riot over. Arryk lifts the piece of wood up, and swings as hard as he can, busting the wood over Riots head, making him bleed. Arryk begins to stomp on Riots back. He lifts Riot up, and throws him over the top rope. Arryk climbs to the top rope, and waits for Riot to get to his feet. As he does, Arryk leaps off of the rope, and nails Riot with a huge Missle Dropkick. Arryk hits the ground hard, as Riot flies into the guard rail~
Jones: Is Arryk trying to kill himself or something? That move could have killed him. Arryk slowly making his way back to his feet, as Riot lays still on the cold floor.
~Arryk reaches under the ring one more time, and this time pulls out a table. He pushes the table into the ring, and sets it up near one of the turnbuckles. Arryk slides out of the ring, and grabs Riot. He slides him into the ring, and sets him in the corner. Rage goes to the outside, climbs the ropes, and grabs Riot for an inverted DDT. He looks around as the crowd boos loudly. He gets a sadistic grin on his face. He leaps off, and twists around with a Inverted Tornado DDT, driving Riots head, and his own back, through the table. ~
Hood: Violent Mood Swings through a table, Riot is out like a light. WAIT, Arryk isn't done yet.
~Arryk grabs Riot one more time, and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He climbs the ropes one more time, Grabs Riots head, and jumps off, perfecting his move, Violent Mood Swings, one more time, Driving the back of Riots head into the broken up table. He covers Riot and the ref counts~
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~The bell rings, and the ref raises Arryk's hand in victory~
Warrick: Here is your winner..."THE HARDCORE ICON" ARRYK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Smith: Riot still isn't moving, and is bleeding very badly from his head.
Jones: Arryk is showing no remorse for what he just did to his brother, he's laughing, I don't get it, these two are brothers, they have the same blood.
Hood: There are things between these two that we may never understand, but I know that we will see more epic battles between them.
Smith: So, as you can see both Arryk Rage and Johny Hotrod get their first wins in OCW, great matches for the fans here tonight! Now, onto Titan’s Collide! What a night this is scheduled to be, right Hood?
Hood: Sure is, I can’t wait to see who walks out of here champs, I got a feeling tonight may be a night to remember in OCW.
Jones: Man, I am so excited! What a night!
Smith: Wait a minute! What is going on…..
~The arena’s lights dim and on the titantron you see the words ‘He is Back” flashing on there with some strange music in the background. After a few moments of this, the lights come back on and the arena is fully lit again~
Smith: What was all that about?!
Hood: I got no fuckin’ clue, but Jones over here is scared shitless!
Jones: Ahhh!!!
Smith: Oh Geez! Well, lets get this Pay Per View started off in a steel cage for the LightWeight Title! Who is your pick in this one Hood?
Hood: Tatum Coe! That is his title and he is going to retain it!
Jones: Phew! The lights are back on….I am going with SB-1, because he is determined not to fail!
Smith: Very well, lets get down to ringside for this one!
~ “Oddity” by Coal Chamber begins playing and the fans stand and cheer for SB-1 as he makes his way down to the ring area~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a steel cage fatal four way match, for the LightWeight Title!! Introducing first, from Vernon, Texas, standing 6’0” tall and weighing in at 225 lbs……SB-1!!!!!
~ “Hey Ladies” by Beastie Boys begins playing and the fans cheer as they see El Linchador make his way to the ring, alone~
Warrick: Introducing next, from La Coruna, Spain, standing 6’0” tall and weighing in at 195 lbs……EL LINCHADOR!!!!!
~ “Faith” by Limp Bizkit begins playing and the fans cheer as they see one half of the OCW Tag Team Champions, Curt Canon, make his way down to the ring~
Warrick: On his way to the ring, from Tafton, Pennsylvania, standing 5’5” and weighing in at 145 lbs……CURT CANON!!!!!
~ “American Badass” by Kid Rock is heard playing and out walks Tatum Coe, with the LightWeight title around his waist, the fans boo as he makes his way to the ring~
Warrick: And their opponent, from Wilmington, North Carolina, standing 6’1” and weighing in at 225 lbs, he is the OCW LightWeight Champion…….TATUM COE!!!!!
~The bell rings and the men begin to fight outside of the cage. Coe squares off with Canon and SB-1 takes Linchy. Coe and Canon lock up and Coe nails Canon with a knee to the gut, Canon bends over in pain. Coe now grabs Canon and tosses him head first into the side of the steel cage. Canon’s head hits hard and Canon falls to the ground~
Smith: The LightWeight Champ is looking very sharp early on in this one!
Hood: He sure is, Curt Canon is being schooled by Tatum Coe!
Jones: It is a Massacre!!
~Meanwhile, Linchy and SB are brawling on the other side of the ring area. SB gains an upper hand with a vicious upper cut forearm to the head of Linchy. Linchy staggers back and SB nails him with another one. SB then reaches over and grabs the chair that the time keeper is using and folds it up. He walks over the Linchy and reaches back. He takes a swing at Linchy’s head, but Linchy ducks and SB nails the cage with the chair and drops it, holding his wrists and hands in pain~
Smith: SB-1 got his arms jarred by that steel cage! You know that had to hurt!
Hood: It sure did, he is in some pain right now!
Jones: Loud noise!!
~The scene shifts to Coe and Canon. Coe pulls Canon to his feet and grabs him by the back of the head. Coe then shoves Canon’s face into the steel cage and begins to grind it against the cage. Canon screams in pain. Coe then pulls Canon’s face off the cage, steps back and nails Canon with a vicious dropkick~
Smith: Tatum Coe is destroying the face of Curt Canon! Man that looks like it hurts!
Hood: Man, he will definitely have some trouble getting a date for Saturday night with a face like that…well not that it was easy before, heh.
Jones: Ugly!
~On the other side, Linchy is back to his feet and SB is tending to his hands after that impact with the steel cage. Linchy spins SB around and nails him with a spinning heel kick, SB falls to the ground. Linchy then drags SB in front of the announcer’s table and gets on top. He then leaps off, nailing SB with a leg drop from there. Linchy then pins SB and the ref makes the count~
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Kick Out!!
Smith: El Linchador nearly got the win early on in this one!
Hood: Yep, that was a hellish move from the announce table right here in front of us!
Smith: So Close!
~On the other side Coe pulls Canon to his feet and you see blood covering Canon’s face. Coe then picks Canon up and drops him with a slam to the concrete flooring. Coe then begins to climb to the top of the cage~
Smith: Tatum Coe is going to the top of the cage! What is this all about?
Hood: I dunno, but whatever it is, it is going to be devastating to Curt Canon!
Jones: The Top!!
~Coe gets to the top of the cage and stands upright. He then looks down at Canon, who is on his feet, but staggering around. Coe then leaps off the cage at Canon, but Canon moves out of the way and Coe lands on the concrete floor hard, the fans cheer loudly~
Smith: Oh My Goodness! Tatum Coe missed and that was a sickening scene as he landed on the concrete floor!
Hood: Sure was, is he okay?
Jones: Ouch!!!
~Canon now walks over to Coe, who is on the ground and not moving. Canon rolls Coe over and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~
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Linchy breaks it up!!
Smith: El Linchador just saved the LightWeight Title right there!
Hood: No doubt….there was no way in hell Coe was getting up from that move!
Jones: No Way!
~Linchy and Canon begin to brawl, but meanwhile, SB has made it to his feet and he sees both men brawling on the other side. SB then climbs up to the top of the cage and begins to walk the edge, until he is directly above Linchy and Canon. SB then leaps off, landing on top of both men, and all three lay there, motionless, the crowd goes wild~
Smith: Oh My Goodness! I can’t believe what I have just witnessed!
Hood: SB-1 said he would do everything he could to win this match up, and he proved it right there!
Jones: It’s Crazy!
~After awhile of laying there, all four men make it to their feet. Coe and Linchy begin to go at it as SB and Canon go at it as well. Linchy now whips Coe at the announcers table, but Coe reverses it and Linchy goes flying head first into the announce table~
Smith: Great reversal there by Coe, El Linchador really felt some pain there!
Hood: Sure did, Tatum Coe is back in this match up!
Jones: Ouch!!
~Meanwhile, SB and Canon begin to climb the cage, they get to the top and stand up there, they begin to brawl. The fans stir with excitement. SB then kicks Canon in the gut, grabs him by the head and leaps off the top and drops Canon with an X-Factor in the middle of the ring. SB though grabs his back in pain from that move, the fans cheer loudly~
Smith: What a move by SB-1! He needs to pin Curt Canon now!
Hood: I can’t believe that move, insane!
Jones: Ahh!!
~SB now rolls his arm over on top of Canon for the pin and the ref makes the count~
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Kick Out!!!!
Smith: Curt Canon kicked out!! Unbelievable!!
Hood: How in the hell did he kick out of that! I can’t believe it!
Jones: Wow!!
~Meanwhile, outside of the ring, Coe grabs a chair as Linchy is making it back to his feet. Coe reaches back and nails Linchy in the head with the steel chair and Linchy falls to the ground, Coe then walks to the opposite side of the cage and begins to climb it~
Smith: What is Tatum Coe up to now?!
Hood: I don’t know, but it is sure to be spectacular!!
Jones: Yup!!
~Inside the ring, SB is stomping all over Canon, as he is laying on the ground helpless. On the outside, Linchy is to his feet and is climbing the cage to the top. On the other side, Coe is at the top of the cage with the chair in his hand. He looks down at SB who is standing there, stomping Canon. Coe then tosses the chair at SB and nails him in the head with it and SB falls to the ground unconcious~
Smith: Holy Cow!!! SB-1’s skull has to be dented after that blow!
Hood: True, that was a horrible blow to take!
Jones: Ouch!!!
~Tatum Coe now rips his shirt off and signals for Tasteless. On the other side, Linchy has made it to the top of the cage as well. Coe then leaps off, but Linchy leaps off as well. Linchy then nails Coe with a spear in mid air and lands on top of Coe on the mat. The ref then makes the count~
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~The bell rings and the ref raises the hand of El Linchador~
Warrick: Here is your winner, and NEW OCW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION……..EL LINCHADOR!!!!!
Smith: A new LightWeight Champion!! Unbelievable! El Linchador tastes his first gold in OCW!!! Incredible!
Hood: What a spear, and he has dethroned Tatum Coe, the LightWeight King!
Jones: Geez guys, that was a great match!
Smith: Indeed! Well, lets go backstage, I am being told that someone is arriving, lets take a breather and see who it is.
~The camera cuts backstage where you see a long black Limo pulling up and out of it steps the former World champion, Scott Syren, with a B.U.F.F. t-shirt. Only there is a new badass logo on it. Syren has a huge smile on his face as he makes his way to his locker room. The scene shifts back to Smith and the announce crew~
Smith: Well, what is Scott Syren doing here, I thought he retired?!
Hood: Hey! He is the former champ…show the guy some respect damnit!
Smith: I was just….
Jones: Damnit!
Hood: Shut Up Jones, you retard!
Jones: Huh?!
Smith: Oh man, this is getting bad….lets get to the ring for the United States Title match, as Strong faces Stryker!!
Jones: Because you love him…hehe…
Hood: Hey, don’t joke about that!! You never know with Smith!
Smith: Whatever!! Anyways, what a great night it has been so far, and why stop now….Tag Team Title match is now!!!
Smith: "Alright our next match is Steve Styker vs Steve Strong. Both of these men are looking to step up on the OCW roster..."
Hood: "Yeah, this is our Steve vs Steve match!!"
Smith: "Uhh...yeah...well lets go to Warrick with the introductions!"
~The camera cuts to a shot of Warrick standing in the middle of the ring.~
Warrick: "Our next match is for one fall. First, from Chicago, Illinois, STTEEVVEE STTRYKER!!!!!!!"
~"Disappear" by Metallica begins to blare over the PA System as Steve Styker begins to make his way down to the ring. Steve Stryker has a metal pole in his hand as he rolls into the ring with a small pop from the crowd.~
Warrick: "And his opponent... from Hollywood, California, being acompanied by his manager The Outlaw, 'The Man of Steel' STEVE STRONNNG!!!!!!"
~"Reign of Terror" by Wild Dogs begins to blare though the PA System as Steve Strong and The Outlaw make their way down to the ring. Strong enters the ring as the ref signals for the bell to be rung.~
Smith: "Looks like Steve wants to get the upper hand by bring that metal pole in the ring!"
Hood: "Which Steve?"
Smith: "The first one.."
Hood: "What?"
Smith: "Ehh nevermind..."
~Stryker swings the metal pole into the gut of Strong, and then nails strong across the back. As Stryker tosses the metal pole down the ref kicks it out of the ring. Styker irish whips the deffenseless Strong into the ropes and nails him with a devistating clothesline. Stryker goes for the pin, but Strong quickly kicks out. Stryker gets Strong in a front facelock, and then drops him down for a reverse DDT. The Outlaw begins jumping up and down, yelling out vulgar words to Stryker.~
Smith: "It looks like The Outlaw is about to have a heart attack out there!"
Hood: "Well he is an ex-athelete... much like me. You can't expect us to keep our cool after so many years in the ring!"
Smith: "When where YOU ever in the ring?"
Hood: "I'll tell ya after the show... now lets get back to this match!"
~Stryker shows an exciting display of power as he lifts Strong up for a vertical suplex, hold him there, and then sends Stong crashing to the mat. As Strong lays unconscience in the ring, Stryker makes his way to the outside, and begins walking toward The Outlaw...~
Smith: "Looks like Steve has had too much of the Outlaw's verbal lashings!"
Hood: "I thought Steve was knocked out in the ring?"
Smith: "No, thats the other Stev..ohh hell nevermind..."
~Steve Stryker finally catches the Outlaw and begins to b*tch slap him with the outlaw's back up against the ring. Suddenly from out of no where, Steve Strong has made his way back to his feet and pulls the Outlaw into the ring and out of the way of danger. As the Outlaw runs across to the other side of the ring, Strong baseball slides, and nails Stryker right in the face. Both men are brawling on the outside of the ring.~
Smith: "Looks like these two big men have taken there fight to the outside! But remember, they gotta get into the ring before the count of 10 or we will have another draw on our hands!"
~Strong runs Stryker's head into one of the polls and then rolls him back into the ring. Strong then begins to stomp at the chest of Stryker. Strong then goes for the pin, but Stryker kicks out... Strong bounces off the ropes and nails Stryker with an elbow and then fallows by putting Styker in a figure-four leglock. Styker screams in pain as he reaches for the ropes. Strong realeases as Styker is rocking back and forth on the mat holding his knee. Strong signals to The Outlaw and to the rest of the fans.~
Smith: "Could this be the end? Looks like we will get to see the Hollywood Hammer!!"
~Strong climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then points down at Stryker laying in pain. Strong then executes a picture perfect 'Hollywood Hammer' diving headbutt... Strong goes for the pin...~
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Warrick: "...AND YOUR WINNER, STEVE STRONG!!!!!!!"
~As Steve Stryker rolls out of the ring, The Outlaw and Steve Strong celebrate in the ring.~
Smith: "What a match! That was one for the record books..."
Hood: "Yeah! What are the chances we will get two Steves to wrestle each other ever again!!!"
Smith: "Ohh gosh, why do I try?"
~Heavenly Music begins to play and the fans start to boo wildley as the Greek Gods make their way to the ring.
Warrick: Ladies and gentleman this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the OCW Tag Team Championship!!! Introducing first at a combined weight of 1090 lbs the challengers… The GREEK GODS.
~FAITH by Limp Bizkit begins to play and the fans stand up and start to Cheer loudly as Extremely Dangerous make their way to the ring.
Warrick: and their opponents weighing in at 465 lbss they are the OCW Tag Team Champions… EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
~The bell rings and Curt Canon and Hades start it off. They lock up and Hades irish whips Curt Canon into the ropes, Hades goes for a clothesline but Canon ducks it and hits Hades with a flying crossbody that knocks him down.~
Hood: Man Curt sure is fast, its going to take a lot more then Hades strenght to overcome this speedy lightweight.
Smith: You got that for sure, he is one of the fastest in OCW today.
~Curt then picks up Hades and sends him into the turnbuckle and starts to kick him down. Curt then runs back and hits Hades with a Bronco Buster.~
Hood: We never seen a move like that from Canon
Smith: We sure havent this boy is so full of suprises.
~Curt runs over and hits Zeus off the apron then goes and makes the tag to Vorex. Vorex Picks Hades up out of the turnbuckle and throws him into the ropes then hits him with a powerslam.~
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Hood: The match could have been over there, it seems like James has been working out a bit hasn’t he
Smith: Yeah he sure has Hood, Extremely Dangerous is really impresive here tonight The Greek Gods havent even laid a finger on them yet.
~James the picks up Hades and picks him up in a press slam then throws him to the outside of the ring with Zeus, Then Canon comes running in the ring toward James and James back body drops him to the outside hitting Hades and Zeus knocking them both out. The crowd starts cheering Holy Shit Holy Shit.~
Hood: OH MY GOSH! Vorex just sent Canon 5 feet into the air. What team work bye Extremely Dangerous.
Smith: Why do you think these two guys are the Tag Team champions Hood.
~Canon then picks up Hades and rolls him back into the ring then sends Zeus into the steel guard rail sending him into the crowd. Canon then gets a table and puts it in the ring with Vorex and Hades. Vorex now who is setting up for the Vorex Suplex and hits Hades with it.~
Hood: That could be it, but wait whys Canon pulling James off of the cover.
Smith: I don’t know whats going on here
~Canon then shows James the table and James starts nodding his head. They go over and set the table up then James picks Hades up in a suspended pancake over the table while Canon comes running from the other end of the ring and then gets Hades with the Canon Cutter sending him through the table and Vorex covers~
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~ ding ding ding the bell sounds.~
Warrick: Here are your winners and still OCW Tag Team Champions Curt Canon and James Vorex EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!!!!
Hood: They just E2Ded Hades through a table can you believe that.
Smith: No they alomost broke him in half.
Hood: Damn straight they did..hey, why isn’t Jones talking?
Jones: Huh?
Hood: Yep, that is why!
Smith: Hehe…next up we have the battle royal for the Television Title, all eight men are already in the ring, so lets get down there for this epic match up!!
~Dynamic gets in the ring and as soon as he does the brawl breaks out.. the bell rings and the fans are going wild. ~
Smith: Well here we go guys! One of these men will be crown the brand new Television Champion!! Any picks?
Jones: Well I am going to go with rookie sensation Dee Brown!
Hood: You must be on crack, I am going with the man with the plan.. the newest member of The Soul Assassins.. Dark Carnevil.. err... Michael Knives...
~Curtis Cunning and Damnation are going at it while Dynamic Dynamite exchange blows with Michael Knives..... Dee Brown and Cash Money are already trying to eliminate eachother.. Cash has him on the ropes but Dee brown nails him with a back elbow.. Cash staggers backwards and Dee Brown runs him over with a clothesline.. On the other corner you see Dynamic pick up Michael knives and body slam him hard on to the mat.. Dynamic Dynamite stomps hard on Knives while Damnation whips Curtis Cunning to the ropes. Cunning bounces off and Damnation goes for a back body drop but Cunning sees it in time and stops, he kicks Damnation on the chest bring him up and then gives him a drop kick that sends him onto the ropes.. Cunning jumps to his feet and rushes over to where Damnation is and clotheslines him over the top and onto the floor!~
Smith: and the first one bites that dust!!
Jones: I didn't think they would go out this quickly but hey, that's the nature of the game..
Hood: The quicker the better.. the only match I really want to see is that Hell in a Cell war! The less time this match takes, the sooner we will see the Main Event! I can't wait...
Smith: well you are going to have to!
~Brown picks up Cash Money and lands some heavy rights.. Curtis Cunning comes from behind and holds Cash for Brown... Brown takes a few steps back and goes for a super kick but Cash gets out of the way and Cunning gets a mouth full of rubber! The crowd cheers and Brown doesn't seem to care, he locks up with Cash and Cash nails him with a knee to the gut.. Brown folds in pain and Cash hooks him up and drops him with a suplex! On the other side Dynamic Dynamite and Michael Knives are locked up.. Knives applies a head lock but Dynamic Dynamite quickly pushes him off to the ropes.. Knives bounces off and Dynamic Dynamite runs him over with a clothesline.. NO.. Knives ducks it and nails him with a swinging DDT instead!~
Smith: That was a good move in the part of Michael Knives..
Jones: It sure was.. and did you see the miss cue between Cunning and Brown? I'm sure Cunning won't be a happy man when he wakes up!
Hood: Who would be, but remember.. it's every man for himself.. so whatever happens.. happens!
~Dee Brown walks over to Michael Knives and shoves him.. Knives shoves him back and before you know it they start exchanging blows!! Curtis Cunning makes to his feet and tries to go after Brown but he gets stopped by Cash Money who swings at him but Cunning ducks him and hooks him into a full nelson! Cash Money tries to get out of it but can't and then Cunning turns the full nelson into a Dragon Suplex! Brown on the other side hooks Knives for a suplex, Knives blocks it and picks him up instead and hangs him out to dry on the ropes! Dynamic Dynamite makes it to his feet and sees that Knives is about to eliminate Brown so he comes over and hooks Knives from behind and drops him with a German Suplex! The crowd cheers loudly...~
Smith: Man Damnation went out quickly but nobody else seems to be close to elimination!!
Jones: Yeah the closest one was Brown and he was saved by Double D!
Hood: Double D is a Double idiot! Why did he do that!?
~Brown finally gets off the ropes and makes it back in the ring.. he taunts the crowd by pointing at his head and telling them he's smart.. Brown turns around and there waiting for him is Curtis Cunning who nails him with a Super kick right on the jaw!! Brown goes over the top and onto the floor after the huge impact! The crowd is cheering loudly and Cunning celebrates a bit but his celebration is cut short by Cash Money who turns him around and drops him with an inverted atomic drop!! Dynamic Dynamite on the other side picks up Michael Knives and takes him to the ropes where he tries to throw him over!!~
Smith: Well Dee Brown is out of here and Michael Knives might be right behind him!!
Jones: Yeah Dynamic Dynamite has him almost out!!
Hood: 2 down, 3 to go!
~Cash Money Picks up Curtis Cunning and whips him to the ropes, Cunning bounces off and Money drops him with a spinning heel kick! Money makes it to his feet and sees the Double D almost has Knives out so he walks over and sweeps Dynamic's feet from under him sending both men over!!! NO.. both men hang on and roll back inside the ring! Cash Money upset begins to stomp on both men... He picks up Dynamic Dynamite, gives him a kick to the gut and drops him with a Piledriver!! Curtis Cunning comes back onto his own and walks over to Michael Knives.. he picks him up and whips him to the corner but Michael reverses it and Cunning hits hard! Knives quickly follows it up with a huge splash on the corner! He goes back to the middle of the ring and then connects with a second splash on Cunning!! ~
Smith: Knives with a lot of momentum now!!
Jones: Yeah he was almost eliminated by Dynamic Dynamite.. then by Cash Money.. but somehow he is still in the game!
Hood: Cash Money has momentum too.. he almost threw out two men at the same time!!
~Cash Money picks up Dynamic Dynamite only to get a rake to the eyes... Dynamic Dynamite hooks him and drops him with a hip toss.. Dynamic walks over to where Knives is pounding on Cunning and turns him around only to nail him with a right hand.. Knives staggers backwards and lands on the ropes.. Dynamic Dynamite gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him for a Powerbomb! He tries to deliver it but Knives blocks it and instead back body drops Dynamic Dynamite to the outside, eliminating him!! ~
Smith: There goes another one!!
Jones: Yeah, Dynamic Dynamite look like he was going to put Knives away for good but Knives had enough to over turn it!
Hood: Yeah.. and did you see how high Dynamic Dynamite flew? That must be some kind of record...
~Knives makes it to his feet only to get dropped by a flying clothesline from Cash Money! Cash Money picks up Knives and then yells at Cunning.. Cunning walks over and both men agree to pound on Knives.. they double hook him and drop him with a double suplex! Cunning picks up Knives and whips him to the ropes... Knives bounces off and they drop him with a double clothesline followed by a double elbow drop!! They begin to stomp on Knives and the crowd is not happy about it, they boo loudly.. ~
Smith: Hey that's not fair, this is suppose to be every man for himself!!
Jones: That's a good strategy though...
Hood: Damn right it is.. get rid of the extra guy and then it's down to them two.. smart plan..
~Cash Money picks up Knives and whips him to the ropes again.. Knives bounces off and they go for a double clothesline again but this time Knives ducks it!! Both men turns around and both get a pair of low blows!! Cunning and Cash fold in pain as Knives jumps back to his feet, he hooks Cunning and drops him with a Powerbomb!! Knives walks over to Cash Money and picks him up.. kick to the gut.. and a Powerbomb for him as well!! The crowd is on their feet cheering Knives on.. Knives points to the outside and the crowd cheer louder.. he grabs Cash's legs like he is going to put on a Boston Crab but instead he catapults him to the outside!!~
Smith: and there goes Cash Money!! It's down to two men.. who will win!!??
Jones: Well Knives has had the momentum all night long, I wouldn't be surprise if he wont it all!!
Hood: man you two should put on some mini-skirts and go cheer for Knives at ringside! This thing is far from over!!
~Knives turns to Cunning who is making it slowly to his feet... He points to him and the crowd cheers loudly.. Knives picks him up but Cunning gets payback on him with a low blow!! Cunning makes it to his feet as Knives folds in pain, Cunning hooks him and drops him with a Russian leg sweep! Cunning bounces himself off of the ropes and connects with a huge leg drop!! Cunning picks Knives up and takes him to the corner where he picks him up over his head and drops him face first into the turnbuckle!!~
Hood: Dude!? Why didn't he just throw him over the top!!
Smith: I don't know but that might prove to be a costly mistake for Curtis Cunning!
Jones: I have to agree with you Smith, not a good move on the part of Cunning..
~Cunning whips Michael Knives to the corner and Knives hits hard.. Cunning goes for a splash much like Knives did earlier but Knives gets out of the way!! Cunning lands gut first into the turnbuckle! Knives hooks him from behind and drops him with a belly to back suplex! Knives quickly grabs the legs of Cunning and catapults him but Cunning lands hard on the corner instead of flying out.. ~
Smith: Knives went for the move the eliminated Cash earlier..
Jones: Didn't work this time though..
Hood: No shit Einstein!??
Jones: Shut up...
~Knives grabs the head of Cunning and starts to ram it into the turnbuckle.. the crowd counts along until Knives reaches ten and Cunning falls down to the mat.. Knives quickly picks up Cunning and whips him to the ropes.. Cunning somehow reverses it, Knives bounces off and Cunning drops him with a Powerslam!! Both men stay down and the crowd comes to it's feet and cheer both men on!! ~
Smith: It's gut check time fellas!!
Jones: Sure is.. It's time to find out who wants it more... who wants that title!?
Hood: Well I think that both men want the title bad, if they didn't they wouldn't have made it this far!!
~Both men slowly start to move and reach for the ropes to help themselves up.. Cunning makes it to his feet first and walks over to Knives.. he swings with a right hand but Knives blocks it and nails Cunning instead! Cunning tries again but Knives blocks it one more time and nails him with another right hand, one more, and another... Cunning is in La-La Land! Knives takes a few steps back and goes for a clothesline but Cunning ducks it and hooks Knives for a rock bottom type of move, he delivers it perfectly slamming Knives hard on the mat!! Cunning jumps to his feet and picks up Knives by his head and tosses him over the top!!~
Smith: He's gone! Curtis won!!
Jones: No Knives is hanging on for dear life!!
Hood: and Cunning hasn't seen him, he thinks he won!!
~Knives pulls himself back in the ring and then drop kicks Michael Knives on the back of the head sending him over the top!! But he too hangs on to the ropes.. His feet are dangling, Knives sees that Cunning still in and walks over and starts to punch him on his arms trying to get him off, no luck.. Cunning pulls his legs back up and slides back in under the bottom rope.. Knives stomps on him and then picks him up.. He tries to toss him over again but again Cunning hangs on to the ropes.. Cunning is on the outside part of the ring and could be very easily eliminated! Knives gives him a shoulder tackle and then hooks him for a suplex.. he tries to deliver it but Cunning blocks it and suplexes Knives to the outside instead! This time he hits the floor!! The bell rings!! ~
Smith: He got him this time!! Knives is gone and Cunning is the new champion!!
Jones: I can't believe it!!
Hood: Believe it buck-o!!
~Warrick Hill gets in the ring and hands Curtis Cunning the title after he gets back in the ring himself... ~
Warrick Hill: Here is your winner... and the.. NEW!!!!! OCW Television Champion....CURTIS CUNNING!!!!!!!
~The crowd gives a mix reaction as Curtis raises his belt high in the air.. the camera cuts to Jones, Smith and Hood.. ~
Smith: Curtis Cunning is the brand new TV Champion, and it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving competitor.
Hood: I guess…but speaking of competitors…isn’t Lurrr up next!
Smith: Sure is, IC Title match is next!
Warrick: The following match is set for one pinfall and is for the OCW Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first he is your Intercontineltal champion, he weighs in at 235 pounds, he stands 6'4" and comes from Houston, Texas. He is LURR!!!!!!!!!!
~"Vodoo Child" By Jimi Hendrix plays and the fans get out of their seats to boo Lurr. The fans actually start to throw stuff at him~
Hood: How can they boo Lurr he the Intercontinental Champion. He is one of the greats in the OCW!
Jones: Whatever. "Wicked" Will will beat the crap out of him and win the title.
Hood: Jones shut you hole. Lurr is not gone lose so screw you! Ya jizmopper!
Warrick: And the challenger from Toronto, Canada. He weighs 245 and 6 feet tall he is "WICKED" WILLIAM HAYNES!!!!!!!!!!!
~The fans get out of their seats and cheer as "Stinkfist" By Tool blasts through the arena. "Wicked" runs down to the ring and slides in~
Smith:"The ref signals for the bell and we start off the match."
Hood:"It's time for Hanyes to get an ass whoopin!
~The match starts off with both men tying up. Haynes wins it and suplexs Lurr to the ground. Lurr gets right back up and charges at Haynes. Haynes tries to doge it but not in time and is taken down by Lurr.~
Hood: "Look at that! That was beautiful. Haynes doesn't know what the hell just hit him!"
Smith: " I have to give credit to Lurr for pulling that off after that hard suplex to the ground."
~Haynes jumps back up and kickes Lurr in the stomach. Lurr gets the wind knocked out of him and then DDT'd to the floor.Haynes hooks the leg for the first pin attmept. 1......2.....kick out!Haynes yells at the ref to count faster but the ref justs says 2 count. Haynes picks up Lurr and whips Lurr into the ropes and gives him a powerslam. Lurr gets back up and punches Haynes in the face. Then the ref told him no more closed fists or he is disqualifed.~
Hood: " I don't see anything wrong with what Lurr just did. He hit Haynes. So what. The man is trying to defend himself."
Jones: " Hey dumass! No closed fists. And Haynes is in complete control of this match like I said he would be and he is going to win!"
Smith: "Well Haynes is a good athlete but Lurr still has a good chance. Also it is to early to say who is going to win the match, it is still anybody's ballgame."
~Lurr rushes at Haynes and clotheslines him into the corner. Lurr takes out of the the corner and starts to taunt the crowd. He starts to call for the Wake Up Call. He sets Haynes up for it and then he kicks his leg up but Haynes catches it and low blows Lurr! He then picks up Lurr and snap suplexs him. Haynes goes to the top rope and comes off with a frog splash. He stays on Lurr for the cover. 1....2.....thr....kick out!~
Hood: "That shows how good Lurr is! He took a lot of punishment but can still kick out!"
Jones:" He is still gonna lose doesn't matter how good of an athlete he is. Haynes is gonna be the next OCW I.C champion."
Hood: "Fuck You! You are a hot damn donkey raper!"
~Haynes is gettin up set. Haynes picks up Lurr and whips him hard into the corner. Then puts up on the top rope. He signals for the Wicked Ways. He goes up and drops with Wicked Ways~
Jones: "It is all over for Lurr now!"
Hood:" No it isn't!"
Smith:"Hood give it up. Lurr lost it he can't kick out of that!"
Hood:"Yes he can!He will you jizmoppin animal rapers watch! He will."
~1....2....3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Haynes gets the 3 count fall and is the new IC Champion.~
Warrick:"The winner and NEW OCW INTERCONTINANTAL CHAMPION…… "WICKED" WILLIAM HAYNES!!!!!!!!
Jones:"He WON! HE WON! I told you all he would win but you wouldn't believe me! HA HA!"
Hood:"This is bullshit!The ref did a fast count!"
Jones:"You know he won fare and square you dumb bitch!"
Smith: Well, it is now time for the big one, it is now time for the World title match with Silverfreak taking on Scorpion, any thoughts before the match?
Hood: Scorpion all the way Smith!
Jones: I have no clue…it should be a good one!
Smith: Very well, lets get down to ringside for this match up!!
~ “Superstar” by Cypress Hill begins playing and the fans stand and watch as they see the Hardcore Champion, Scorpion make his way down to the ring area~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a Psychotic Hell in a Cell Submissions Only match and it is for the OCW World Heavyweight Championship!! Introducing first, from Washington, D.C., standing 6’4” and weighing in at 260 lbs, he is the OCW Hardcore Champion……SCORPION!!!!!
~ “Chicken Huntin” by Insane Clown Posse hits the PA and the fans stand and watch as the World champion, Silverfreak makes his way down to the ring area~
Warrick: And his opponent, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 290 lbs, he is the OCW World Heavyweight Champion…..SILVERFREAK!!!!!
~The bell rings and the two men brawl outside the cell. Freak knees Scorpion in the gut and Scorpion bends over in pain. Freak then grabs the back of Scorpions head and pulls him back and Scorpion flips over and lands on the back of his head on the concrete floor~
Smith: Silverfreak is off to an aggressive start early on here in this match up!
Hood: He sure is, we are seeing a new side of the Freaky One!
Jones: Freaky!!
~Silverfreak then begins to pound away on the head of Scorpion, as he is laying on the ground. Freak then gets up and lets Scorpion get to his feet, Scorpion does and Freak drops him with a running clothesline, Scorpion falls hard to the concrete floor~
Smith: Great running clothesline there from the champ, and Scorpion is in serious trouble!
Hood: He sure is, Silverfreak has him on the run!
Jones: Wow!
~Freak now points at the cage and the crowd begins to cheer loudly. Freak now pulls Scorpion to his feet and tosses him into the cell. Freak enters behind him and the ref locks the door as soon as Freak enters. Freak grabs a steel chair and walks over to Scorpion. He stands right over Scorpion and goes to nail Scorpion with the chair, but Scorpion nails Freak with a low blow. Freak drops the chair, Scorpion grabs it, stands up and nails Freak in the head with the steel chair, leaving a huge dent in the chair~
Smith: What a shot from Scorpion to Silverfreak!
Hood: Sure was, I don’t know if Silverfreak knows where he is now!
Jones: Loud Bang!!
~Scorpion now grabs Freak and whips him into a corner where an exploding board is, but Freak manages to pull up before crashing into it. Scorpion then grabs a trash can from the middle of the ring and rushes a Freak with it. But Freak superkicks the trash can, which causes the can to nail Scorpion in the face and Scorpion falls flat on his back~
Smith: Silverfreak almost nailed that exploding board, but instead he was able to avoid it!
Hood: He sure was, and on top of that, he kicked that trash can right into the face of Scorpion!
Jones: Aluminum!!!
~Freak now walks over to Scorpion and pulls him to his feet. He backs Scorpion against the ropes and gives him a couple of vicious chops to the chest. Freak then grabs a trash can lid and nails Scorpion upside the head with it and Scorpion holds his head in pain. Freak then backs up and measures Scorpion up. He rushes at him to clothesline him over the top rope and onto the exploding boards on the outside, but Scorpion ducks and lifts Freak over the top rope and Freak goes crashing into the exploding boards on the floor. A huge explosion is seen as the fans cheer loudly~
Smith: The World Champ has just exploded before our very eyes! What is to become of him!!
Hood: I don’t know, but he isn’t in good shape right now!
Jones: Explosions!!
~The smoke clears and you see Freak laying on his side motionless. Scorpion then looks down and sees this. He then grabs the top rope and catapults him over it and to the outside, with a splash onto Freak. Some more explosions go off as Scorpion lands on Freak, the crowd cheers loudly~
Smith: I can’t believe it!! Scorpion giving up his own body for this match! This is what OCW is all about!
Hood: Damn, he is crazy, that is exploding boards his is jumping onto!
Jones: Man, that was crazy!
~Scorpion struggles to his feet and pulls Freak to his, he rolls Freak back into the ring. Scorpion gets into the ring as well and he lays Freak onto and exploding board in a nearby corner. Scorpion then backs up and charges full speed at Freak. Scorpion then goes for a spear, but Freak moves out of the way, and Scorpion spears the exploding board and a huge explosion occurs~
Smith: Oh My Goodness!!! Another gamble by Scorpion, but this time, the gamble doesn’t pay off!
Hood: You are so right Smith, Scorpion went for it all there, and came up with nothing!
Jones: Freak barely got out of the way there, good thing he did, otherwise we would be seeing a new champion!
~Freak gets to his feet and looks over in the corner at Scorpion who is all curled up and in serious pain. Freak then looks for a good weapon in the ring and finds a fire extinguisher. He walks over to Scorpion with the extinguisher and takes a swing at him, Scorpion ducks his head and Freak nails the steel ring post, busting the extinguisher open. The liquid inside gets on Freak’s hands and he screams in pain. Scorpion then hobbles to his feet, grabs Freak by the back and tosses him over the top rope and into the spikes on the side of the cell~
Smith: Into the Spikes! I can’t believe this carnage!! Silverfreak has to be busted open!!
Hood: Yea, good thing that was the side that he fell on before though, otherwise he would have exploded too!
Jones: That is so true!
~You see Freak roll over on the outside and you see his face, chest and stomach covered in blood from the spikes. He makes it to his feet and rolls back into the ring, but Scorpion is waiting. He stomps on Freak’s head some and Freak just falls to the mat, bleeding like crazy. Scorpion then pulls Freak to his feet, grabs his arms and hooks him into the ring ropes. Freak is locked in there and cannot escape~
Smith: Oh No! I hate to think of what Scorpion has planned for Silverfreak here! This is going to be brutal!
Hood: Oh man, Silverfreak may not survive this!
Jones: Get him out of the ropes damnit! Somebody!
~Scorpion grabs a baseball bat and walks over to Freak. He then reaches back and nails Freak in the ribs, you see Freak immediately spit up blood. Scorpion then does this to Freak’s other set of ribs and more blood is spit up. Scorpion then rams it into Freaks stomach and you see blood begin to ooze out of Freak’s mouth and nose. Scorpion then stands in a batting stance and takes a full swing, nailing Freak in the face, busting his mouth, nose and forehead wide open. He then drops the bat and walks off as Freak is dripping with his own blood~
Smith: Oh No! That looks to be gallons upon gallons of Silverfreak’s blood just forming a puddle in the ring, this is too much, a man cannot take this much abuse!
Hood: That Scorpion is one sick fuck….I am beginning to like him!
Jones: What?! He is trying to destroy the World Champ, how can you like a man like that!
Hood: It is called having balls you f’n pansy!
~Scorpion now grabs Freak unhooks him from the ropes. He drags Freak over to the opposite side of the ring where there are some nice exploding boards waiting for someone. Scorpion leans Freak against the ropes and then rushes at him for a clothesline. But when he nails Freak, Freak holds onto Scorpion and both men go hurdling down onto the boards and a huge explosion is seen, followed by a red cloud, stained with the blood of Silverfreak~
Smith: Explosions everywhere! Neither man will be the same! End the damn match ref, Prez Dean..do something!!
Hood: No way, this is too much fun, I am loving this shit!
Jones: I agree with Smith, end the damn thing!
Hood: You guys are both a couple of pussies!
~The smoke clears and you see Freak slowly crawling into the ring, as Scorpion seemed to have landed head first onto the boards. Freak makes it into the ring, as Scorpion is slowly making it to his feet. Freak begins to drag himself into a corner where there is no exploding board. You can see a trail of blood that he has left from dragging himself over there. Scorpion gets into the ring and sees Freak sitting up against the bottom turnbuckle, resting. Scorpion then begins to make his way over there, but you see Freak reach over and grab something. Scorpion gets near Freak, but Freak lifts up his hand and sprays something into the eyes of Scorpion, Scorpion turns around, holding his eyes in pain. Freak then reaches over to grab a lead pole, he positions it in between Scorpions legs and then pulls upward as hard as he can. It nails Scorpion right between the legs and Scorpion falls over in pain~
Smith: What the hell did Freak spray him with…mase?!?!
Hood: Damn, you know it is hardcore when mase is involved! Damn, I guess no little Scorpion’s will be running around anytime soon, hehe!
Jones: Not Funny Hood!
Hood: Fuck You!
~Freak now somehow manages to get to his feet. He grabs two of the remaining three exploding boards in the ring and sets them up with the third in one corner. Freak then walks over to Scorpion and pulls him to his feet. Freak then grabs Scorpion and whips him into the boards, but Scorpion grabs hold of Freak’s hair and both men go flying into the boards, producing a loud explosion~
Smith: Oh No!!! Now both men are down and out once again!
Hood: This is just too f’n sweet!
Jones: Hey! Did you steal that line from somewhere!
Hood: Shut up Jones!
~Scorpion is able to get to his knees and tries to shake the cobwebs out. He then looks at Freak, who is laying on his belly, and is unconscious. Scorpion then gets a huge grin on his face and moves over there, he grabs the arms of Freak, pulls back and locks him in the Stinger, the crowd stands up with anticipation of Freak giving up~
Smith: The Stinger is locked in! There is no escape now!!
Hood: What a match, it looks like a new World Champ!
Jones: Unbelievable!
~Scorpion applies more and more pressure and Freak’s hand goes up in the air and comes down for the tap out, but before it hits the mat, the lights in the arena suddenly go out~
Smith: What in the hell is going on?!
Hood: Oh Shit!!! What is this!!
Jones: Freak was about to tap out!! What is going on!!
~Suddenly “Back Where I Belong” by LL Cool J begins to blare over the PA and the lights slowly come back on~
Smith: What is the meaning of this!
Hood: Who is that in the ring with Scorpion and Silverfreak!
Jones: Oh Man…it is….
~The lights are fully restored and you see Slim Shady standing behind Scorpion, who still has the Stinger locked in. In Shady’s hands is a baseball bat, covered with barbed wire. Shady then kicks Scorpion in the back and Scorpion releases the Stinger. He gets to his feet and gets nailed in the head with the bat and is immediately busted wide open. Shady continues to viciously beat Scorpion with the bat, causing blood to spew from all over Scorpion’s body. Shady then throws the bad down and pulls Scorpion to his feet. Shady takes Scorpion to the top turnbuckle with him and hooks him for a Pedigree. He leaps off the top rope with Scorpion and turns the pedigree into an X-factor and sends Scorpions body crashing through all four tables on this side of the ring~
Smith: I can’t believe this!!! Slim Shady is back and he is beating the hell out of Scorpion…why?!
Hood: I don’t know, but he sure saved SilverFreak’s ass!
Jones: He sure did!
~Shady now pulls Scorpion out from the broken pile of wood and rolls him back into the ring. He walks over to Freak, who is out of it. Shady tries reviving him but it won’t work. Shady then kicks the cell door open and grabs a bottle of water. He gets back in and pours it all over the face of Freak and Freak wakes up. Shady then orders him to get Riga Mortis on Scorpion. Freak does and Scorpion taps out and the ref calls for the bell~
Warrick: Here is your winner, and STILL OCW WORLD CHAMPION……SILVERFREAK!!!!!
Smith: I can’t believe what is going on, this is unheard of!!
~ Slim Shady walks to a corner and climbs up to the middle turnbuckle. He raises his arms and begins shouting at the crowd, who boo him violently ~
Smith: "I... I still can't beleive what just went down..."
Hood: "Beleive it!"
~ As Slim remains on the turnbuckle, taunting the crowd, Scorpion staggers to his feet and sneaks up behind him. Scorpion clotheslines Slim Shady in the back of the knees. Shady tumbles to the outside. ~
Hood: "Holy shit, Slim Shady just fell a good ten, fifteen-no, twenty feet off that turnbuckle to the outside!"
Jones: "The bastard deserves it..."
~ during all this, SiLVeRFreaK has, for the most part, regained his senses. He crawls over to where Scorpion stands and low-blows him from behind ~
Hood: "Ohhhh! Right in the junk!"
~ Scorpion holds his crotch in agony as SiLVeRfreAK gets to his feet. 'Freak delivers a dropkick to the back of Scorpion's head, sending him to the mat. ~
Smith: "Somebody end this! The match is over! The damn match is OVER!"
Jones: "The match may be over, but the hatred between these two is far from it... we need to get some security out here to put an end to this!"
Hood: "You guys are the biggest pussies ever! This is what makes wrestling great!"
~ SiLVerFreaK stomps at Scorpion's back. Suddenly the crowd erupts into a mix of many boos and some cheers. The camera switches to the enterance where we see Scott Syren walking down. He is wearing silver nike windpants, a black BUFF t-shirt with the sleeves fringed (macho-man style) and his green nike sunglasses. He has the XCW World Title over his shoulder. ~
Smith: "Somebody end this before it gets out of hand! Damn the BUFF, damn them to hell!"
Jones: "..shit..."
Hood: "That's funny... I recall some certain co-workers of mine saying the BUFF was dead and powerless, I bet they feel pretty dumb right now... and I don't name names, but their initials rhyme with 'Smith and Jones.'"
~ SiLveRfrEAk holds the ropes open for Syren to enter the ring. They hug as the crowd goes crazy with a very mixed reaction. Syren takes the XCW World Title off his shoulder and kisses it. Then he begins to relentlessley whip Scorpion with it. Suddenly the crowd's boos become even louder. The scene once again goes to the entrance where we see "The Franchise" Logan Caine come down wearing a BUFF T-Shirt. ~
Smith: "My God, this has gone far enough... why isn't someone stopping this... this... this BULLSHIT!?"
Jones: "Where the hell are the Soul Assassins?"
~ The scene suddenly switches to the backstage area where we see a black bubble-eye hummer taking up a large section of the hallway. Through the windows of the Hummer, we see Scott Syren's associates, "Money" Max Flash and Vitamin X. They are sitting there in the front seats, laughing and messing around with the CD player. Through the far window, we see a door labeled Soul Assassins. The scene switches once again to the inside of the Soul Assasins lockerroom. El Linchador is pounding on the door and shouting something in spanish. William Haynes is furiously driving his shoulder into the door and turning the knob. The former Dark Carnevil, Michael Knives, sits on a couch with his head in his hands, watching the Scorpion beatdown on a monitor. The scene switches back to the ring. By this time Freak, Syren and Caine are all relentlessly stomping on Scorpion and high-fiving each other. SiLveRfreAk hugs Caine as if to say "sorry about injuring you" ~
Jones: "Fuck this! This sucks!"
Hood: "Oh come on, Jonesy... be professional, hahahaha!"
Smith: "This isn't funny Hood! The B.U.F.F. could end this man's career, and Scorpion's friends can't even get to the ring to help him!" Hood: "Sucks to be him I guess."
~ Suddenly the fans begin to cheer wildly. Curt Canon and James Vorex rush down the ramp. The BUFF scatters out of the ring as Extremely Dangerous slides in. ~
Smith: "Finally... someone from the OCW has enough sense to do the right thing... Thank God for Extremely Dangerous."
~James Vorex walks to Scorpion and helps him up. Canon pats Scorpion on the back. Suddenly, Vorex lifts Scorpion into the air into a suspended pancake! Curt runs to the far ropes, bounces off, and comes back at James, where he leaps and drops Scorpion with the CanonCutter! ~
Hood: "E2D! E2D! E2D! That rocked!!!"
Jones: "Shit! Shut the fuck up Hood, I hate you!"
Hood: "awww... don't make me cry now Jonesy..."
Smith: "Guys don't you realize how serious this is!? Scorpion's neck could be broken from that Extremely Dangerous Drop!"
Hood: "Don't shout at me, Smith... it ain't my fault."
~ The crowd is booing rabidly as Curt Canon extracts a can of green spraypaint from his shorts. He kneels down beside Scorpion and spraypaints the letters B.....U.....F......F on his back. ~
Hood: "Yeah! Canon and Vorex are part of BUFF! How sweet is that guys? How fuckin sweet is that!?"
~ Smith and Jones remain disgustedly quiet. Caine, 'Freak, and Syren now get back into the ring and celebrate with the member of Extremely Dangerous. Just as it seems like the BUFF is ready to leave the ring, a hand is seen grasping the bottom rope on the far side of the ring. It is revealed that the hand belongs to Slim Shady, who climbs back into the ring. He stands in the center of the ring, and Scott Syren comes up to meet him. The two men stand nose to nose staring at each other with resentful looks ~
Jones: "Yes! Don't think for one minute that Slim Shady has forgotten about what the BUFF did to him..."
~ Scott Syren and Slim Shady are now so close that their noses touch and they begin shouting at each other. Scott grabs Slim by the collar of his shirt... then the two men hug! Slim Shady takes off his jacket to reveal a BUFF t-shirt! ~
Smith: "Oh God..."
Hood: "Oh YES!"
~ Scott Syren laughs and calls for a microphone, which he receives only after threatening Warrick. ~
Scott: "Well well well... how quickly we take back what we said, when first we thought the BUFF was dead... Isn't that right, Smith?"
Smith: "... I..."
~ Smith tears off his headset and gets up from his chair and leaves the announce position as Scott continues. ~
Scott: "Hahaha, that's right, bitch, you weren't invited to the BUFF family reunion anyway! Anyway, I know you're all shocked at the amount of pure fuckin' coolness in this ring right now, so I won't overload your brains any further... I just wanted you all to know that the BAND of UNDEFEATABLE FUCKIN' FIGHTERS is back, and we got our shit together this time... no more playing around... the time has finally come... the OCW and the entire alliance will be ours. Good night, losers."
~ Scott tosses the mic out of the ring. All the members of BUFF begin shaking hands and hugging. James Vorex and Logan Caine raise XCW World Champion Scott Syren up on their shoulders. Slim Shady goes over to SilVerFreAk with a huge smile on his face and extends his hand. 'FreaK looks at Shady disdainfully and rolls out of the ring. Shady looks confused and insulted. Scott sees this and quickly hops down from where he sits on the shoulders of Vorex and Caine. He exits the ring and rushes after SiLveRFreaK who remains silent as he stalks to the backstage area. ~
Jones: "Ha, looks like the new BUFF is falling apart already."
Hood: "Not a chance, Jones... you don't know anything about the BUFF, Syren will fix this all, just you wait and see."
Jones: "we'll see..."
Hood: "yeah...we will..."
Jones: "yeah..."
Hood: "...mmm hmmm"
Jones: "... ... ... so what happens now?"
Hood: "Smith usually closes the shows..."
Jones: "oh..."
Hood: "Well whatever... thanks for watching BUFF Titans Collide. I'm Hood, that faggot to my right is Jones, and we're out."
~ The other BUFF members leave the ring to follow Syren and Freak. The scene begins to fade out. The last vision we see is that of the camera zooming in on Scorpion's twitching body as he struggles to regain conciousness ~