Sinful Nature IV Pre Show

~The Camera shoots into the arena where thousands upon thousands of screaming fans are slowly getting to their seats. The ring is all set up, and OCW's low level staff are all running about making sure all the technical stuff is working. At the announcer table, only Smith and Hood have taken their seats.~

Hood: Hello and welcome to Sinful Nature IV. This pre-show is exclusively for use on the DVD version of Sinful Nature. We're sure this will never air on free television, so hey I can swear all I'd like. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Smith: Shut up Hood. Welcome to Sinful Nature IV: The Pre Show. This adds a lot more work to us the announcers at the benefit of our OCW fans. The man who put us up to this? Vice President Bifford. He doesn't care if we're over-worked and under-paid. He's enjoying his life of luxury while bossing other people around.

~Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio starts playing and Bifford walks into the arena. The fans who have already taken their seats boo as Bifford makes his way over to the announce table. He takes a seat.~

Smith: Hello Bifford.

Bifford: Hey boys. What's up? How amazing is this pre-show?

Smith: We have nothing to talk about Bifford.. Until the PPV starts there's nothing going on.

Bifford: Nonsense. I've arranged for a few OCW Superstars to come out here and talk to you.

Smith: Who's first?

Bifford: Me.

Smith: Alright.. Bifford tonight you are scheduled to make a huge announcement involving the murder investigations. What sort of announcement is this? What can we expect?

Bifford: Listen, when Bifford hypes something, it means it's going to be big. This annoucement is huge. Each member of the Murder Investigation Team or MIT as I like to call them, will present who they think killed Oratonic, Spectre and Twiztid Z. Then, we will so who the most voted-for murder-candidate is. We'll arrest him or her and send them to prison.

Smith: I don't think that's exactly how the laws work in our country, but we'll see...

Bifford: I don't have no fancy law degree, but I'll tell you one thing.. You better think again if you're considering murdering an OCW superstar.

Smith: Well thanks for joining us Bifford.

Hood: Yes it was amazing to have you here. You are a legend and a performer the likes of which we will never see again.

Smith: Stop sucking up.

Bifford: He's obviously a man of great taste..

~Gansta's Paradise starts playing and Bifford makes his way away from the announce table and backstage...~

Smith: Well that was interesting.. But we're still not getting paid to be out here, so this kinda sucks. I wonder who our next guest will be.

Hood: I hope it's not Flamer..

Smith: Yes, by the way, for those of you wondering where our broadcast collegue is.. Tommy Flamer is refusing to do the Pre-show. He says it's degrading to "Annoucer-kind" and ran away... He may or may not be lost in the woods and may or may not be rabid. We have many OCW employees out searching the woods and are confident that Tommy Crimson will be back at the announce-table by the time the Pay Per View airs.

~Since the camera is pretty close to Hood/Smith, it's not visable who's behind them... but a shadow comes over them, so somebody's there. The camera pans out and sees Scott Syren standing behind them. He takes a seat next to Hood and puts on an announcer's microphone-hat hybrid thing.~

Syren: Hey guys.. Welcome to Sinful Nature IV! This is SO my Pay Per View.

Smith: So Syren, are you ready for tonight?

Syren: Am I ready?! Is Lange gay? Of course I'm ready!

Smith: And besides your own match, which match are you most looking forward to?

Syren: Rob Torborg's match--oh wait, that IS my match, since we're more than likely fighting each other for the World "Torborgville" Title. I'm also looking forward to seeing TC Larcen in action, the boy shows promise. He reminds me of a young Silverfreak... you know, when he actually had some wit and charisma for like a week.

Smith: What do you think of the Mikael vs. PIC Hardcore Submission match that has been so widely hyped?

Syren: Well, it took me all of thirty-two seconds to crush Mikael, so if PIC loses, he might as well just kill himself. I respect PIC, if only for the fact that his name rhymes with dick. Mikael on the other hand? He's just another douche with a bad haircut and a tired "my life is so complex and painful" gimmick. Plus--and don't tell anyone this--but I heard his mamma's so ugly, she's got a pussy AND a dick!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Smith: You certainly are something, Syren.. Listen, Bifford's running this whole murder investigation thing... What're your thoughts on that?

Syren: Well, its certainly upsetting... not only because theres a wild homicidal maniac on the loose in OCW, but for somebody like me especially... everybody in the back is so jealous of my various skills that they're probably all trying to frame me for the crime. But I can't let it shake me. Besides, Scoot Time has got my back--and totally not in a gay way.

Smith: It seems to just be lower-card guys who get killed though... Who the hell heard of Oratonic, Spectre and Twiztid Z? What do you think is up with that?

Syren: Oratonic? More like Oral-boner!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! But seriously dude, I don't know what to make of it... it seems like job--ehhh, underdeveloped individuals die a lot around here. But hey, get these ones: Twiztid Z? More like dead faggot! Spectre? More like Specter, since he died and now is a ghost and shit! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Smith: Wow... that was offensive. OUCH! Shit, Bifford is yelling into my headset.. He's saying that he wants me to ask if you killed them. Did you?

Syren: If by "killed them" you mean "had way bigger muscles and a larger no-no part than them" then OKAY, yes. Guilty as fuckin' charged, dude.

Smith: Erm... I don't think that's what he meant, but okay. If you don't walk out of here World Champion today, and Torborg doesn't walk out of here World Champion today.. Who will?

Syren: Logan Caine or Dilon Draven. I mean who else possibly could? You look at the Elite Ten and there is a complete lack of super-stardom. Where is D Double D? Where is LilJungleMan? Where is Special K? Where is Silverfreak's Wit? See, all the greatest OCW superstars are absent from this event! BUFF has no competition, aside from ourselves.

Smith: Well thank you very much Syren..

~Syren gets up and walks away. He gets a good reaction from the crowd as he walks to the back...~

Smith: Well I wonder who's up next?

Hood: Syren was okay, but I thought Biff's interview was better. Maybe Bifford can come out here again.

~Surely enough Gangsta's Pardise by Coolio starts playing again.. However Bifford doesn't come out. Instead Earl the Popcorn Salesman comes out and hands Hood a huge bag of popcorn. He walks backstage again and the music stops playing.~

Smith: OH god. Bifford is bribing you with popcorn now...

~A moment of silence is broken by the sound of Eliminator walking over to the announce table. He has a seat next to Smith and the interview begins:~

Smith: Eliminator! You ready for the Pay Per View tonight?

Eliminator: I've been ready for this pay-per-view ever since I joined OCW. I've been waiting for my one chance to win a title here that wasn't tainted due to backstage reasons or inferior opponents. I also can't wait to see how I stand here in OCW.

Smith: Um.. What the hell are you talking about? What do you mean by tainted?

Hood: He's talking about conspiracy theories. Bifford says that it's all lies.

Smith: Shut up and let him answer. What do you mean by tainted?

Eliminator: No one gives credibility to a title won by defeating two losers like Roz Blayze and Tiger Sid, or when you beat guys who were nursing small injuries...they were trying to hide it, but you could tell they weren't on the top of their game.

Smith: I see what you mean...

Hood: SHUT UP SMITH! You're going to get us fired... Just ask what Bifford tells you to ask.. Here we go.. You were involved in this Pay Per View last time it aired.. Sinful Nature III. You were scheduled to ride ice skating mules, but backed out at the last second. Why were you such a coward?

Eliminator: I had bigger and better plans than what Bifford was trying to do with me. He was trying to pigeon-hole me as his "great: Internet champion, while holding me back in the process. He was trying to ruin my reputation so I couldn't become popular with the fans. I think the 7-0 record I built up prior to the promotion closing that year speaks for itself. Anyway, I don't think it was cowardly. Trying to create opportunities for oneself isn't cowardly, in my book. If I had a chance to do it over again, I wouldn't change a thing.

Smith: Good stuff... Who walks out World Champion tonight?

Eliminator: I don't know, hopefully I will, but I might get into another title match. I think Scott Syren has a great chance of pulling it out, at first I thought he was running on his reputation, but his performance over the past few weeks has been great. I think he will continue with his run and beat Silverfreak for the World Championship.

Smith: Well thanks for coming out and joining us Eliminator.

~Eliminator gets up and walks away...~

Smith: Well this has been an entertaining Pre-Show..

Hood: Nobody's going to see this unless they buy the DVD?

Smith: That's what I've been told... But who knows. I just hope this PPV starts soon.. I can't wait to see all the action...

Hood: Well the arena looks to be filling out nicely...

Smith: I can't see an empty seat in sight!

Hood: TOMMY FLAMER is BACK!

~Somewhere off to the left you can see Tommy Crimson being dragged backstage by OCW staff.. He's screaming something about unfair working conditions and not being paid for the time he spends off camera after being injured at nearly every OCW show.~

Smith: Good old Flamer... Looks like he'll be joining us shortly...

Hood: Good thing, because the show is about to start!!!

Smith: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sinful Nature IV!