Sinful Nature IV Pre Show
~The Camera shoots into the arena where
thousands upon thousands of screaming fans are slowly getting to
their seats. The ring is all set up, and OCW's low level staff
are all running about making sure all the technical stuff is
working. At the announcer table, only Smith and Hood have taken
their seats.~ Hood: Hello and welcome to
Sinful Nature IV. This pre-show is exclusively for use on the DVD
version of Sinful Nature. We're sure this will never air on free
television, so hey I can swear all I'd like. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Smith: Shut up Hood. Welcome to
Sinful Nature IV: The Pre Show. This adds a lot more work to us
the announcers at the benefit of our OCW fans. The man who put us
up to this? Vice President Bifford. He doesn't care if we're
over-worked and under-paid. He's enjoying his life of luxury
while bossing other people around. ~Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio
starts playing and Bifford walks into the arena. The fans who
have already taken their seats boo as Bifford makes his way over
to the announce table. He takes a seat.~ Smith: Hello Bifford. Bifford: Hey boys. What's up?
How amazing is this pre-show? Smith: We have nothing to talk
about Bifford.. Until the PPV starts there's nothing going on. Bifford: Nonsense. I've
arranged for a few OCW Superstars to come out here and talk to
you. Smith: Who's first? Bifford: Me. Smith: Alright.. Bifford
tonight you are scheduled to make a huge announcement involving
the murder investigations. What sort of announcement is this?
What can we expect? Bifford: Listen, when Bifford
hypes something, it means it's going to be big. This annoucement
is huge. Each member of the Murder Investigation Team or MIT as I
like to call them, will present who they think killed Oratonic,
Spectre and Twiztid Z. Then, we will so who the most voted-for
murder-candidate is. We'll arrest him or her and send them to
prison. Smith: I don't think that's
exactly how the laws work in our country, but we'll see... Bifford: I don't have no fancy
law degree, but I'll tell you one thing.. You better think again
if you're considering murdering an OCW superstar. Smith: Well thanks for joining
us Bifford. Hood: Yes it was amazing to
have you here. You are a legend and a performer the
likes of which we will never see again. Smith: Stop sucking up. Bifford: He's obviously a man
of great taste.. ~Gansta's Paradise starts
playing and Bifford makes his way away from the announce table
and backstage...~ Smith: Well that was
interesting.. But we're still not getting paid to be out here, so
this kinda sucks. I wonder who our next guest will be. Hood: I hope it's not Flamer.. Smith: Yes, by the way, for
those of you wondering where our broadcast collegue is.. Tommy
Flamer is refusing to do the Pre-show. He says it's degrading to
"Annoucer-kind" and ran away... He may or may not be
lost in the woods and may or may not be rabid. We have many OCW
employees out searching the woods and are confident that Tommy
Crimson will be back at the announce-table by the time the Pay
Per View airs. ~Since the camera is pretty
close to Hood/Smith, it's not visable who's behind them... but a
shadow comes over them, so somebody's there. The camera pans out
and sees Scott Syren standing behind them. He takes a seat next
to Hood and puts on an announcer's microphone-hat hybrid thing.~ Syren: Hey guys.. Welcome to
Sinful Nature IV! This is SO my Pay Per View. Smith: So Syren, are you ready
for tonight? Syren: Am I ready?! Is Lange
gay? Of course I'm ready! Smith: And besides your own
match, which match are you most looking forward to? Syren: Rob Torborg's match--oh
wait, that IS my match, since we're more than likely fighting
each other for the World "Torborgville" Title. I'm also
looking forward to seeing TC Larcen in action, the boy shows
promise. He reminds me of a young Silverfreak... you know, when
he actually had some wit and charisma for like a week. Smith: What do you think of the
Mikael vs. PIC Hardcore Submission match that has been so widely
hyped? Syren: Well, it took me all of
thirty-two seconds to crush Mikael, so if PIC loses, he might as
well just kill himself. I respect PIC, if only for the fact that
his name rhymes with dick. Mikael on the other hand? He's just
another douche with a bad haircut and a tired "my life is so
complex and painful" gimmick. Plus--and don't tell anyone
this--but I heard his mamma's so ugly, she's got a pussy AND a
dick!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Smith: You certainly are
something, Syren.. Listen, Bifford's running this whole murder
investigation thing... What're your thoughts on that? Syren: Well, its certainly
upsetting... not only because theres a wild homicidal maniac on
the loose in OCW, but for somebody like me especially...
everybody in the back is so jealous of my various skills that
they're probably all trying to frame me for the crime. But I
can't let it shake me. Besides, Scoot Time has got my back--and
totally not in a gay way. Smith: It seems to just be
lower-card guys who get killed though... Who the hell heard of
Oratonic, Spectre and Twiztid Z? What do you think is up with
that? Syren: Oratonic? More like
Oral-boner!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! But seriously dude, I don't know what
to make of it... it seems like job--ehhh, underdeveloped
individuals die a lot around here. But hey, get these ones:
Twiztid Z? More like dead faggot! Spectre? More like Specter, since
he died and now is a ghost and shit! Ha! Ha! Ha! Smith: Wow... that was
offensive. OUCH! Shit, Bifford is yelling into my headset.. He's
saying that he wants me to ask if you killed them. Did you? Syren: If by "killed
them" you mean "had way bigger muscles and a larger
no-no part than them" then OKAY, yes. Guilty as fuckin'
charged, dude. Smith: Erm... I don't think
that's what he meant, but okay. If you don't walk out of here
World Champion today, and Torborg doesn't walk out of here World
Champion today.. Who will? Syren: Logan Caine or Dilon
Draven. I mean who else possibly could? You look at the Elite Ten
and there is a complete lack of super-stardom. Where is D Double
D? Where is LilJungleMan? Where is Special K? Where is
Silverfreak's Wit? See, all the greatest OCW superstars are
absent from this event! BUFF has no competition, aside from
ourselves. Smith: Well thank you very much
Syren.. ~Syren gets up and walks away.
He gets a good reaction from the crowd as he walks to the
back...~ Smith: Well I wonder who's up
next? Hood: Syren was okay, but I
thought Biff's interview was better. Maybe Bifford can come out
here again. ~Surely enough Gangsta's
Pardise by Coolio starts playing again.. However Bifford doesn't
come out. Instead Earl the Popcorn Salesman comes out and hands
Hood a huge bag of popcorn. He walks backstage again and the
music stops playing.~ Smith: OH god. Bifford is
bribing you with popcorn now... ~A moment of silence is broken
by the sound of Eliminator walking over to the announce table. He
has a seat next to Smith and the interview begins:~ Smith: Eliminator! You ready
for the Pay Per View tonight? Eliminator: I've been ready for
this pay-per-view ever since I joined OCW. I've been waiting for
my one chance to win a title here that wasn't tainted due to
backstage reasons or inferior opponents. I also can't wait to see
how I stand here in OCW. Smith: Um.. What the hell are
you talking about? What do you mean by tainted? Hood: He's talking about
conspiracy theories. Bifford says that it's all lies. Smith: Shut up and let him
answer. What do you mean by tainted? Eliminator: No one gives
credibility to a title won by defeating two losers like Roz
Blayze and Tiger Sid, or when you beat guys who were nursing
small injuries...they were trying to hide it, but you could tell
they weren't on the top of their game. Smith: I see what you mean... Hood: SHUT UP SMITH! You're
going to get us fired... Just ask what Bifford tells you to ask..
Here we go.. You were involved in this Pay Per View last time it
aired.. Sinful Nature III. You were scheduled to ride ice skating
mules, but backed out at the last second. Why were you such a
coward? Eliminator: I had bigger and
better plans than what Bifford was trying to do with me. He was
trying to pigeon-hole me as his "great: Internet champion,
while holding me back in the process. He was trying to ruin my
reputation so I couldn't become popular with the fans. I think
the 7-0 record I built up prior to the promotion closing that
year speaks for itself. Anyway, I don't think it was cowardly.
Trying to create opportunities for oneself isn't cowardly, in my
book. If I had a chance to do it over again, I wouldn't change a
thing. Smith: Good stuff... Who walks
out World Champion tonight? Eliminator: I don't know,
hopefully I will, but I might get into another title match. I
think Scott Syren has a great chance of pulling it out, at first
I thought he was running on his reputation, but his performance
over the past few weeks has been great. I think he will continue
with his run and beat Silverfreak for the World Championship. Smith: Well thanks for coming
out and joining us Eliminator. ~Eliminator gets up and walks
away...~ Smith: Well this has been an
entertaining Pre-Show.. Hood: Nobody's going to see
this unless they buy the DVD? Smith: That's what I've been
told... But who knows. I just hope this PPV starts soon.. I can't
wait to see all the action... Hood: Well the arena looks to
be filling out nicely... Smith: I can't see an empty
seat in sight! Hood: TOMMY FLAMER is BACK! ~Somewhere off to the left you
can see Tommy Crimson being dragged backstage by OCW staff.. He's
screaming something about unfair working conditions and not being
paid for the time he spends off camera after being injured at
nearly every OCW show.~ Smith: Good old Flamer... Looks
like he'll be joining us shortly... Hood: Good thing, because the
show is about to start!!! Smith: Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Sinful Nature IV!