OCW Presents: Sinful Nature II
Sunday, June 24th, 2001
Live! From Madison Square Garden in New York, New York
Smith: Hello again everyone and welcome to Sinful Nature II!!! I’m glad to be back in OCW and what a great time it is to be a wrestling fan!
Hood: Sure is, every title will see a new champion tonight, this is gonna be something!
Jones: I can’t wait!
Smith: Well, there have been rumors circulating that more than one former OCW superstar has been seen around backstage and I have heard from Prez Dean that tonights Main Event will be something special!
Hood: Well, as long as you have Marvelous Mario Maurako involved, nothing will be what it seems!
Jones: Yea, The Great One better be ready for anything!
Smith: Well, with all that ahead of us, it is time for what could be the most entertaining match of the night, the Television Title Battle Royal! Warrick….Take it away!
~The camera shows the ring, already full with the rookies, all trying to win that Television Title, Warrick then speaks~
Warrick: This match is an over the top rope battle royal, with the winner becoming the new OCW Television Champion! The contestants are, Whoop Ass, The Awesome One, Andy Murray, Rick Rage, Mark Kelley, Goldie, Hardkore, Malice “The Executioner”, The Big Bifford and Devin Frost!!!
~Warrick gets out of the ring and the bell sounds as all ten men begin to go after each other. The camera focuses on Goldie and Rage as they begin to trade punches. Goldie backs Rage into a corner and begins to attack him viciously. Malice then rushes in there and helps Goldie out as the double team on Rage in the corner. We then see Kelley and Bifford going after TAO. We see Murray and Whoop Ass fighting and then Frost and Hardkore beating the hell out of each other~
Smith: Well, this match is well underway!
Hood: Ahh!! It is one giant cluterfuck of muscles!!
Jones: Who is winning?
Hood: Watch the damn match moron!
~The camera focuses on Kelley and Bifford who take TAO down with a huge double clothesline. Bifford then gets blindsided by Kelley as he dropkicks him in the back of the head. The momentum sends Bifford into the ropes and Kelley gets to his feet and tries to throw him out~
Smith: The Big Bifford is inches from being eliminated!
Hood: All Kelley has to do is get his legs over that top rope!
Jones: Very close!
~Kelley just about has Bifford out when TAO gets up and knees him in the kidney area~
Smith: The Awesome One just saved Big Bifford from elimination!
Hood: Not a very awesome move, if you ask me!
Jones: Nope, not at all!
~We then see Malice and Goldie lift Rage up and try to throw him over the top rope, but Rage is able to land on the apron and roll back in. Goldie and Malice just start stomping the hell out of him. Just then, Frost comes flying into the picture and runs right into Malice, knocking both men down, we then see Hardkore laughing, because he whipped Frost into Malice~
Smith: I guess Hardkore is in this match for a few laughs?
Hood: Well, doing shit like that will get your ass beat!
Jones: Sure will!
~As Hardkore is laughing, he gets nailed from behind by Murray, who has already laid Whoop Ass out in the middle of the ring. Murray then begins stomping on both Hardkore and Whoop Ass, who are out of it. We then see Kelley fighting back against TAO and he has him reeling against the ropes, he goes to clothesline him over, but TAO ducks and tries to lift Kelley out of the ring. Kelley lands on the apron however and nails TAO with a monster forearm shot to the head. Kelley then gets in the ring, to avoid being eliminated~
Smith: Well, great move there by Kelley, to save himself for now!
Hood: Yea, The Awesome One is looking anything but awesome right now!
Jones: I will agree to that!
~We see Goldie picks up both Malice and Frost and bang their heads together, both men begin staggering back, Frost staggers against the ropes. Goldie then nails him with a superkick, sending him over the top rope and to the floor, thus being eliminated~
Smith: Devin Frost is the first eliminated in this Battle Royal!
Hood: Well, Devin Frost won’t be wearing gold after tonight!
Jones: That is for sure!
~We then see Murray leaning Whoop Ass against the ropes and Hardkore right in front of him. Murray then stands back and goes to clothesline them both over the top rope, but Hardkore ducks out of the way and Murray nails Whoop Ass, sending him over the top rope to the floor~
Smith: Andy Murray has just eliminated Whoop Ass!
Hood: Wow, that is a deceiving name!
Jones: They are dropping like flies!!
~Hardkore then sneaks up behind Murray and tries to throw him out of the ring, but Murray is able to hold onto the ropes and fight off elimination. Murray gets back in the ring and Hardkore charges at him, but Murray drops him with a big boot to the face~
Smith: What a vicious kick that way, Hardkore is out cold from that one!
Hood: Yea, Andy Murray is looking good in there right now!
Jones: Sure is, but can he keep it up?
~We now see Rage as he blindsides Goldie, who was not paying attention, he grabs Goldie’s head and drops him with a reverse DDT. Rage then holds his head up and sees TAO running at him, Rage side steps and throws TAO over the top rope and to the outside with a hip toss~
Smith: The Awesome One is gone!!
Hood: Man, Whoop Ass and The Awesome One flat out suck!
Jones: Not living up to expectations, that’s for sure!
~Murray now goes after Hardkore, but Hardkore gets a shot into Murray’s groin and Murray bends over in pain. Hardkore then grabs Murray’s head and drops him with an implant DDT. Hardkore then picks Murray up and goes to throw him out of the ring, but Murray fights him by holding onto the ropes~
Smith: Andy Murray is holding on to try and keep from being eliminated!!
Hood: Yea, this guy is definitely on thin ice right now!
Jones: Yea, Hardkore is looking good too!
Hood: No he’s not
Jones; Okay
~As Hardkore is working, trying to get Murray out of the ring, Malice sneaks up on them and grabs Hardkore by the legs and tosses him out of the ring. Murray though, is able to hang on and land on the apron and roll back into the ring~
Smith: Hardkore is gone! Hardkore is gone!
Hood: Man, can’t afford to turn your back in this match, not even for a second!
Jones: Yea, where did Malice come from anyway?
~Malice now begins to attack Murray, who is at his knees, trying to get to his feet. The camera then cuts to Kelley, who is going at it with Bifford on the other side of the ring. Bifford has Kelley stunned with a big right hand and then goes for a knockout blow, but Kelley ducks, lifts Bifford on his shoulders and drops him with a DVD~
Smith: Wow! What strength shown there by Mark Kelley! That guy has to be a beast to do that!
Hood: Hey! Beast is my word Smith, trademarked by Hood!
Smith: Sorry!
Hood: Damn straight, you stupid ass!
~Kelley then pulls Bifford to his feet and lifts him up on top of the turnbuckle and tries to oust him over the top rope, but Bifford gets his thumb into Kelley’s eyes, causing him to let go and stagger back, holding his face in pain. We then see Rage drop Goldie with a spike piledriver and then walk over to Bifford, who is trying to get down from off the top rope. Rage climbs up there with him and pulls Bifford to his feet, both men are not trading blows, while standing on the top rope~
Smith: Damn, both men could be out right now!
Hood: Yea, very dangerous place to be in!
Jones: Sure the hell is!
~Kelley recovers from the rake of the eyes and sees both men battling on the top rope and he dropkicks the corner and both men fall from the top turnbuckle. Rage and Bifford both grab onto the ring post and are both just inches from touching the floor~
Smith: Wow!! Neither man has hit the ground yet, that is impressive athleticism shown by both men right there!
Hood: Yea, sure is, I’ll bet Kelley is pissed!
Jones: I would be, that’s for sure!
~Bifford and Rage begin kicking at each other, but neither man will let go, Bifford then reaches over and rakes the eyes of Rage and he lets go to grab his eye and falls to the ground, and is eliminated. Bifford then puts his foot on the apron and is able to pull his way back into the ring, as he gets in, he is met by some stiff kicks from Kelley~
Smith: Rick Rage is gone!! And The Big Bifford somehow survived that impossible situation!
Hood: Yea, The Big Bifford is now King of the EyeRake!!
Jones: Must be
~The camera cuts to Murray and Malice, who are brawling. Malice gets a knee into Murray’s groin, which drops him to his knees, where Malice knees him in the face, knocking him out cold. Malice then goes to pick him up when Goldie clotheslines him down to the ground. Goldie then begins to stomp the hell out of Malice, who tries to cover up, but can’t~
Smith: Goldie is beating the hell out of Malice right now!
Hood: Sure is, Malice thought he had Andy Murray ready to be eliminated, but Goldie had other plans!
Jones: Sure did!
~Goldie now pulls him to his feet, knees Malice in the gut and drops him with a jumping pedigree. Malice is out cold. Goldie then pulls him to his feet and sets him on the top turnbuckle and goes to toss him out. But as he is doing so, Andy Murray is back to his feet and he hooks Goldie from behind and drops him with a German suplex. Murray then goes to the turnbuckle that Malice is laying on and shoves him off and Malice falls to the ground~
Smith: Malice “The Executioner” is eliminated from this one!
Hood: We are starting to get down to the end!
Jones: Yea, will it be The Big Bifford, Goldie, Mark Kelley or Andy Murray?
Hood: My money is on The Big Bifford!
Smith: I disagree, Andy Murray is kicking some ass!
Hood: Whoa! You said ass!
Jones: I didn’t even know Smith knew what ass was, since he hasn’t ever gotten any of it!
Hood: Oh, Smith has gotten ass alright, just not that kind of ass, hehe
Smith: Shut up Hood!!
~Murray now then turns around and is met with a left hand from Goldie, Murray retailiated with a left of his own and they begin brawling it out in the middle of the ring! Murray then knees Goldie in the gut and grabs him around the waist, he lifts him up and drops him with a jacknife powerbomb. Murray then pulls Goldie to his feet and goes to try and eliminate him~
Smith: My man Andy Murray is going for another elimination!
Hood: Your man huh? That’s what I thought!
Smith: I didn’t mean it like that you pervert!
Hood: Sure Smith, I believe you!
Smith: Whatever!
~Murray tries to toss Goldie over the top rope, but Goldie is able to stop and grab the ropes, he then elbows Murray in the face and picks him up like he is going for a powerslam. But instead tries to dump him over the top rope. Murray though grabs the top rope and with Goldie drops him, he lands on the apron and rolls back in the ring~
Smith: Great save there by Andy Murray!
Hood: Yea, Goldie should’ve eliminated him though!
Jones: Yea, I agree, he wasted a good opportunity there!
~Meanwhile, Kelley and Bifford are battling it out. They lock up and Bifford goes to whip Kelley into the ropes, but Kelley reverses and Bifford bounces off the ropes and Kelley goes for a clothesline, Bifford ducks. Bifford runs towards the other set of ropes, but is met by Goldie, who has his head down and lifts him up and over the top rope to the outside~
Smith: The Big Bifford has been eliminated!!!
Hood: Damnit! I knew he would fuck up! He just isn’t cool enough!
Jones: Haha, your picks suck!
Hood: At least I have the balls to make a prediction, you fuckin’ pussy!
Jones: Well, I….I…
Hood: That’s what I thought!
~Kelley then stares down Goldie and Goldie stares right back at him. And we see Murray in the corner, catching a breather. Goldie and Kelley then begin to walk towards each other, but at the same time, dart to the corner and both begin stomping the hell out of Andy Murray~
Smith: Well, that is what he gets for trying to sit down in this match!
Hood: Yea, not a smart move!
Jones: Not at all!
~Kelley then pulls Murray to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, Goldie joins in as well and they lift him up in the air and hold him for ten seconds and drop him down on his head for a double brain buster. Murray is laying on the mat, motionless. Goldie then picks him up and hooks him for his jumping pedigree, but Kelley lays into Goldie with a monster super kick that knocks him out and drops him to the mat. Kelley then grabs Murray and lifts him up in the air in a gorilla press. He walks to the ropes and he launches Murray over the top rope and Murray hits the floor hard~
Smith: Well, damnit, there goes Andy Murray.
Hood: Well, he was cursed the minute you chose him Smith.
Jones: Yup, it didn’t help him that you called him your man either!
Hood: Hehe, for once, I agree with you Jones, very funny!
Jones: Yea and for once Smith tried to tell a funny joke and it didn’t work!
Hood: Okay, you just killed it man, you killed any momentum your ass had. You make me sick Jones, you stupid bastard!
Jones: Sorry….
~Kelley then looks at Goldie, who is suffering from that superkick he just received from the Maniac. Kelley walks over to him and pulls him to his feet, but Goldie nails him with a low blow! Goldie then gets to his feet, hooks Kelley and drops him with the jumping pedigree. Both men are now laying in the middle of the ring~
Smith: Goldie hit his finisher on Kelley! Kelley has to be out cold!
Hood: Man, if a guy named Goldie wins, I am gonna be very pissed!
Jones: Me too!
~Goldie pulls himself to his feet and then pulls Kelley to his feet and stands him against the ropes. Goldie then steps back and signals that he is going for a clothesline to try and eliminate Kelley~
Smith: Goldie is going for it here!
Hood: Oh man, Kelley is so out of it too!
Jones: Goodbye Kelley!
~Goldie then rushes at Kelley with the clothesline attempt. He nails Kelley, but Kelley grabs Goldie around the waist and both men go over the top rope, Goldie falls and lands on the ground and we see that Kelley’s foot is hooked in the ropes and his head is dangling inches from the ground. The bell rings as Kelley is left hanging there and Goldie is laying on the floor~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winnner….AND NEW OCW TELEVISION CHAMPION……MARK “THE MANIAC” KELLEY!!!!!
~The refs helf Mark out of the ropes and to the back as he grabs his TV Title and holds it close to his chest~
Smith: Wow, how much luck can play in a match like this!
Hood: Yea, he was lucky there, but there is no doubt it was skill that got Kelley to even be one of the final two!
Smith: No doubt, he will be a great Television Champion!
Jones: Yup!
Smith: Well, I’m in the mood to see two more rookies, how about you guys?
Hood: I guess…err…I mean, Hell yea!
Jones: Yes!
Smith: Well, the United States Title match is right now! Lets get down to ringside!
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the OCW United States Championship!!!
~ “No Escapin’ This” by The Beachnuts hits the PA and the fans stand and watch as Cash Money Slade makes his way down to the ring area~
Warrick: Introducing first, from Sacramento, California, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 250 lbs…….CASH MONEY SLADE!!!!!
~ “Stand and Deliver” by Adam and the Ants begins playing and out walks Silent Promise, as the fans watch him make his way to the ring~
Warrick: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, standing 6’9” and weighing in at 364 lbs……SILENT PROMISE!!!!!
~Silent Promise gets in the ring and the bell sounds. Both men measure each other up and then lock up in the center of the ring. Slade gets a side headlock on Promise and applies tremendous pressure. Promise backs Slade into the ropes and then slingshots him off, Slade is whipped across the ring, bounces off the ropes and is nailed with a beautiful dropkick. Slade falls flat on his back in the middle of the ring~
Smith: Wow!! What an agile move from such a big man! Incredible rookies we have here in OCW!
Hood: I guess man, but what is so special about seeing a fat man do a dropkick
Jones: I bet you couldn’t do a dropkick, Hood!
Hood: Well, I bet I could kick your ass Jones!
~Promise now pulls Slade back to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Slade bounces off and Promise goes for a clothesline, Slade ducks. Slade then bounces off the ropes again and charges at Promise. But Promise moves out of the way, grabs Slade and catapults him over the top rope and to the outside~
Smith: Great heads up play there by Silent Promise, as he sent Cash Money Slade flying to the concrete floor!
Hood: Yea, I don’t know what is wrong with Cash Money Slade, is he retarded or something?
Jones: No! He was just trying to take Silent Promise down!
Hood: Well, he did a crappy job of it!
~Promise now goes to the outside as Slade is leaning against the guardrail, catching his breath. Promise walks over to him, but Slade turns around and gets a quick kick to Promise’s gut and then drops him with a DDT. Slade then pulls Promise up and tosses him into the ring, he gets in after him~
Smith: Wow! A DDT on the concrete floor! This one has to be over!
Hood: Well, lets see if Mr. Retardo will go for the pin!
Jones: He isn’t retarded!
~Slade pulls Promise to his feet and backs him into the corner. He begins to unload with vicious rights and lefts into the gut of Promise. Promise just begins to slouch in the corner. Slade then reaches back and nails Promise with a huge roundhouse right that send Promise falling face first onto the mat~
Smith: Wow! Just like Mike Tyson!
Hood: No Smith, Mike Tyson doesn’t punch, he bites, headbutts and elbows.
Smith: Well, you know what I meant Hood!
Hood: Obviously not…
Smith: Whatever!
~Slade now backs up as Promise begins to crawl to his feet. Slade gets in a football stance, waiting for Promise to turn around and face him. Promise does and Slade rushes in for a spear, but Promise gets his foot up and nails Slade with a huge boot to the face. Promise then falls on Slade for the pin~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Smith: No!! Cash Money Slade would not stay down!
Hood: You see though, Silent Promise went for the pin. All Cash Money Slade wants to do is run around the ring like a maniac!
Jones: Not True!
~Silent Promise looks at the ref and shakes his head. He then gets up and pulls Slade up with him. He then hooks Slade for a suplex, lifts him up and holds him in the air for a good five seconds before dropping him with a monsterous brain buster. Promise then begins to taunt Slade a little bit~
Smith: So I guess Silent Promise is retarded too for not going for the pin?
Hood: Nah, this shit is cool!
Jones: You are retarded!
Hood: What did you say?
Jones: Nothing…
Hood: That’s what I thought!
~Promise now pulls Slade to his feet and drops him with a scoop slam. He then points up to the turnbuckle and signals that he is going up to try and end this match. Promise begins to climb to the top, but is very slow doing it. Slade then gets to his feet and shakes the ropes, causing Promise to fall right down onto the turnbuckle. Slade then climbs up there, hooks him around his body and leaps off the top rope with a belly to belly suplex. The crowd goes crazy~
Smith: Wow! What a move there by Cash Money Slade!
Hood: Sure was! But not enough for me to have any respect for him!
Jones: He has this match won, I do believe!
~Slade now crawls and tosses his arm over the chest of Promise, the ref then dives to the mat, making the count~
1!
2!
….KICK OUT!!!
Smith: Silent Promise kicked out!
Hood: Man, this guy is something!
Jones: Cash Money Slade is looking like he is in disbelief!!
~Slade looks at the ref and the ref just shrugs. He then pulls Promise to his feet, but Promise gets a strong knee into Slades gut. Promise then whips Slade into the ropes, Slade bounces off and Promise goes for a clothesline. Slade grabs his arm though and pulls it behind Promise, he then underhooks both arms, he then leaps up in the air and drives Promise’s head on the mat, making a huge impact. Promise tuns over on his back and Slade goes for the cover~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref hands the US Title to Cash Money Slade~
Warrick: Here is your winner…….AND NEW OCW UNITED STATES CHAMPION….CASH MONEY SLADE!!!!!
~Slade gets up with his title and kisses it, suddenly you hear a reaction from the crowd as a man jumps into the ring with a silver hockey stick in hand. Slade turns around and this man tees off on Slades head with the stick, knocking him out and busting him open~
Smith: It’s Silver Cyanide!!! An ex hockey player who played for a team known as the Grand Rapid Griffins!
Hood: What the hell is a hockey player doing at Sinful Nature II?
Jones: Who the hell knows?
Smith: He is asking for a mic!
Hood: Well Smith, let the man speak!
~Silver Cyanide, dressed in white jeans and a white leather jacket, turns to the outside of the ring and holds out his empty hand, and a microphone is thrown to him. He looks out at the crowd and holds up his hockey stick~
Silver Cyanide: HELLO, NEW YORK!
~The crowd erupts at the mention of their city~
~Silver Cyanide: Now, I dearly, deeply, and profoundly apologize for beating the hell out of this newly crowned United States Champion. But hey, the new guy has to introduce himself sometime. What better way than at a major event such as Sinful Nature II?
~Leaning against his hockey stick, he brushes his long blond hair away from his sunglasses~
Silver Cyanide: But if you've been keeping up on this event, you will have noticed that this match quite frankly was not what it was made to be. You wanted action, you wanted drama, and you wanted to see somebody win the US Title, not pansy-fight for it and run off giggling with the belt
~He begins walking around the ring, talking to the crowd~
Silver Cyanide: Therefore, as we are currently in Madison Square Garden in New York City, *the crowd responds with another uproar* I would like to speak in a language all you New York Ranger fans understand...*he points to the unconcious/dazed form of the loser with the butt of his hockey stick* This guy sucks worse than the ISLANDERS
~While the crowd explodes again, Silver makes a small bow and tosses the microphone back out of the ring to the man who supplied it to him, then makes his way back up the ramp~
Smith: What in the hell was that about?
Hood: I dunno, but man was he a suck up little bitch! Besides, Hockey is a gay sport, played by men with no teeth and bad hair!
Jones: Hockey rules, right!
~Jones looks at the fans for approval, but they boo him and throw trash at him~
Jones: Damnit! It worked for Silver Cyanide!
Hood: Yea, but he has some coolness, you are 100% naturally uncool, as the immortal Scott Syren would say!
Smith: Yea
Jones: Well our next match is for the OCW Hardcore
Championship!
Smith: Yes sir, this one will pit two rookie sensations Justin Sane and
Homeboy up against each other for one hell of a fight. Personally my money is
on Homeboy, because he seems to really come from the street. Ya' gotta love a
guy like that in this type of match.
Hood: What are you talking about? Justin Sane has to be going home with the
belt tonight, just look at his name! Jusin SANE! His name says it all.. He'll do
anything for that damn Hardcore peice of gold... come hell or high water!
Speakin of which, has anyone actually seen where the OCW Hardcore title is?
~Both Smith and Jones shrug their shoulders.~
Smith: Well it would only make since that the last
champion might still have the belt.. who was the last Hardcore Champion?
All Together: Silverfreak!
~Suddenly "Back in Black" by AC/DC begins to blare
over the PA System as Commissioner Cheasy M makes his way down to the ring.
With a some-what dishearted look on his face he climbs into the ring and grabs a
mic, as the music fades to the distance.~
Cheasy M: Well folks, I have some bad news to bring you
tonight..
~The crowd begins to boo.~
Cheasy M: As our commentators have just figured out,
their is no Hardcore Championship in the building... and if their is not belt,
then actually we have no match. So untill we have time to create a NEW Hardcore
Championship belt this match will be postponed. Thank you.
Smith: Well yes ladies and gentelmen, that was the
shortest pay per view match of all time.
Hood: No Hardcore Match!? Come on, their has to be something we can do, give
them a cardboard belt or something... that's HARDCORE!
Smith: Your telling me you expect these two fine fighters to give their
blood, sweat, and tears for a peice of cardboard?
Hood: Hey, it's HARDCORE!
Jones: Well our next match tonight is... what? What's going on now?!
~All the lights in the arena shut off...and the
houseshow lights above the ring fade to lime green. The letters 'J F C' apear
on the OCW-a-tron as the crowd begins to go nuts. "Everything Sucks" by Dope
begins to blare over the PA System as we see none other than Silverfreak head
down to the ring. In his hand, the OCW Hardcore Championship. Silverfreak goes
around the ring a few times high fiving fans, and just having fun. Silverfreak
goes by the commentator's table and shakes Smith's hand, gives Hood a hug, and
then passes over Jones.~
Jones: That sucks! He didn't even shake my hand!
Hood: Well, Silverfreak is an odd person, but he's still one of the best
wrestlers this federation has ever seen! He's held almost every title in the
OCW, and has only been defeated once in this very ring by his former stablemate
Scott "Your Dad" Syren. Well it looks like Cheasy M is still in the ring, maybe
he can figure out why Silverfreak is here?!
~Silverfreak, with a psychopathic grin from ear to
ear, looks around the at the crowd. Everyone is chanting 'FREAK! FREAK! FREAK!'
as the music fades and the lights switch back to normal. As Silverfreak enters
the ring, Cheasy M approaches him with the mic.~
Cheasy M: SILVERFREAK! What are you doing at OCW's
Sinful Nature II? Last we heard you were retired?!
Silverfreak: Now for all of you who think your seeing
some-kinda mirage, your not! I am the ONE and the ONLY FREAK of professional
wrestling right before your eyes in living color. I mean, how can you have a PAY
PER VIEW, without the F-R-E-A-K?! Now before I go on about why I have brought
this Hardcore Championship back to the OCW, I just wanted to have a few kind
words for that other stable that was here... what was their name? They had
those tag-team halfwits.. and their leader was called something like The Gross
One? No that's not it.. The Crappy One? No.. thats close.. The Great One..
yeah thats it. Now I TOLD these kids from the day they formed their little
ripoff stable JFB, that they would never last, and now two of their members are
at each others throats, and the other one is god knows where. I love it..
Haha..
Cheasy M: So Silverfreak, why did you bring the Hardcore
championship with you?
Silverfreak: Well I know as well as you do jerkie, that
without this belt, their can be no match. SO as the UNDEFEATED HARDCORE
CHAMPION, I am here to hand the championship over to you guys.
~Silverfreak hands the OCW Hardcore Title over to
Cheasy M. Silverfreak then makes his way out of the ring, but before he can
leave, Cheasy M asks him another question.~
Cheasy M: Does this mean that Silverfreak is back in the
OCW?
Silverfreak: No ass pirate, I'm retired! So this means
that the one and only freak of pro wrestling is gonna take a seat over there by
the Hood-ster, drink me a few Silver Colas and hopefully watch one hell of a
Hardcore match! You know why? Cause I'm JFC, Just Fucking Cool...
~Silverfreak gets out of the ring, and pushes Jones
out of his seat. A fan tosses Silverfreak a few Silver Colas as he puts on
Jones's headset and props his feet up on the commentator's table. Cheasy M
hands the Hardcore Championship over to the officials, as Warrick climbs into
the ring to do the intros.~
Justin Sane (0-0) vs Homeboy (0-0)
Warrick: "Welcome OCW to the Hardcore Championship
Match! First comming to the ring, from Niagara Falls, Ontario, Candada...
HOMEBOY!"
~As "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park begins to play,
Homeboy makes his way down to the ring.~
Warrick: "..and his opponent, from Nawlinz,
Louisiana.. JUSTIN SANE!"
~As "Down Bottom" by the Ruff Rydas begins to play,
Justin Sane makes his way down to the ring, both men begin to stare each other
down.~
Silverfreak: Well now that Warrick has shut up maybe we
can see some wrestling!
Hood: Ya damn right, and these two guys are ready to
go at each other!
~Justin Sane grabs Homeboy into an armbar and works
him down to the mat. Homeboy flips and reverses it with a snap mare onto Sane.
As Homeboy goes into a sleeper, Sane flips him over and goes for a quick pin,
but Homeboy kicks out quickly. Both men get back to their feet.~
Smith: Looks like these two guys have started out
this hardcore match with some technical wrestling... this shows ya that these
guys really know what their doing. This new OCW has all kinds Silverfreak.
Silverfreak: Yeah, but did they force Scorpion to cry and
retire? I don't think so..
Hood: Thats right Smith, don't try to put down
Silverfreak, he's the best! Hey how about you get me one of those Silver Colas
Silverfreak?
~As Silverfreak slaps Hoods hand for trying to grab
one of his Silver Colas, the camera cuts back to the ring as we see Sane go into
the ropes, and come back with a devistating missle dropkick right to the jaw of
Homeboy. As Homeboy falls, Justin Sane goes for the pin.~
1..
2...
KICKOUT!
~Sane tosses Homeboy out of the ring, and then starts
looking around for foreign objects. A fan hands Justin Sane a kendo stick,
which he uses to start whipping Homeboy across his back. Homeboy manages to
trip Sane, and then grabs the fallin' bamboo stick himself and gives to Sane
what he was dishing out. As Homeboy turns his back and raises his arms in
triumph, Sane clotheslines him from behind and rams his head into the ringsteps
as he falls down.~
Hood: Now thats some action, lets see some blood!
~Sane goes under the ring, and starts pulling out
trashcans, street signs, metal poles and other hardcore weapons. Homeboy gets
back to his feet and pulls Sane out by his feet and then slingshots him into the
ring barrier. As Sane comes stumbling back his face is greated with a trash can
lid compliments of Homeboy. Homeboy keeps wackin' Justin Sane across the head
over and over again with the trash can lid, untill it is bent so far you can't
tell what it is anymore. Homeboy tosses Justin Sane back into the ring, and
fallows him with a steel chair. As Homeboy climbs back into the ring, Justin
Sane dropkicks him right back out. Justin Sane then runs back, bounces off the
ropes, and then flies over the other side into a cross body nailing Homeboy.
Sane grabs the steel chair, and then dares Homeboy to get back to his feet. As
he does, Sane hits Homeboy right across the forehead, opening up a deadly cut.~
Smith: Look at that! Justin just opened Homeboy wide
open!
Hood: "Yes blood! Thats what we needed!
~Homeboy and Sane begin slugging at each other
violently, lefts, rights.. Finally Sane goes for a short-armed clothesline but
Homeboy ducks bounces off the ropes, and nails Sane with a clothesline of his
own. As Sane is on his back, Homeboy climbs back outside of the ring, and
slides a table in. Homeboy sets the table up inside the ring, but is interupted
by another chairshot by Sane. Sane folds the chair over Homeboy's arm then
climbs up to the top rope. As the fans start going nuts, he leaps, and bone
cracking can be heard as he lands right on Homeboy's arm. Homeboy cries out in
pain as Sane goes for the pin.~
1...
2....
KICKOUT!!!
Hood: I thought he was out with that move! Homeboy
is showing he's got guts!
Silverfreak: Yeah, and if he keeps fighting like this,
pretty soon were gonna see his guts! He's gotta get the advantage back... or
he's just gonna be another injured wrestler.
Hood: That's just proof that anything can happen in
these hardcore matches..
~Homeboy gets back to his feet and finishes setting
up the table that was brought in the ring earlier. Once the table is set up,
Sane irish whips Homeboy into the turnbuckle. Sane runs, and splashes Homeboy.
Sane begins to climb up the turnbuckles, as he lifts Homeboy up with him, but
Homeboy shoves him off before he can go for the suplex! Sane crashes down to the
mat, as Homeboy hits Sane with a moonsault off the top rope. Homeboy grabs
Sane's limp body and sets him back on the top rope.~
Hood: It's almost over! Homeboy is signaling for
Hoeboy Bruiser!
Smith: If he hits this, its over!
~Homeboy hits Sane with a top rope suplex into a
brain buster. Homeboy goes for the pin...~
1...
2...
3!!!!!
Warrick: AND YOUR NEW OCW HARDCORE CHAMPION...
HOMEBOY!!!!!!!!
~Warrick hands Homeboy the OCW Hardcore Championship,
as he raises it up in the air in triumph. As Homeboy leaves the ring area,
paramedics come rushing to aid Justin Sane.~
Silverfreak: Well, looks like all the fun stuff is over...
so I'll be seeing you guys!
Hood: Freak? So are you back or what?!
Silverfreak: Well you know me Hood, I'll show up... when
they least expect it.
~Silverfreak makes his way out of the arena through
the crowd. The camera cuts back to a shot of the commentator's booth.~
Jones: Well it looks like Homeboy is the new OCW
World Hardcore Champion!
Smith: Yeah, but I wouldn't count Justin Sane out yet... I'm sure he'll be
back for a rematch soon!
Hood: Yeah, as soon as he wakes up!
Intercontinental Match
Hood: Now we have to crown a new Intercontinental
Champion!
Smith: Thats right, in our next match we will see Cyryn against Fenix!
Jones: Yeah, we haven't seen much of Cyryn in the last few weeks, I wounder
if he's gonna even show tonight?! I mean, a match is pretty boring with just
one person!
Smith: That it is.. but if he doesn't show, then I guess that would make
Fenix the I-C champion! He'd be throwing away a once in a lifetime shot
though.. if you wanna get a shot in this federation you've gotta work your ass
off!
Jones: Well lets stop talking about who is gonna show up, who isn't gonna
show up, and who isnt even here! Lets get to Warrick with the ring
introductions!
Cyryn (3-2) vs Fenix (6-4)
Warrick: Our next match is for the OCW
Intercontinental Championship! First from Huntsville, Alabama, CRYRYN!!!!!!
~"Your Disease" by Saliva hits the PA System as Cyryn
makes his way down to the ring.~
Warrick: ..and his opponent, from San Diego,
California.. FENIX!!!!!!
~"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play as Cyryn
runs down the enterance ramp and meets Fenix with a devistating clothesline.
Cyryn drags Fenix by his tights down and into the ring.~
Jones: Looks like Cyryn did show up, and he's handing
the punishment out to Fenix!
Smith: Well it looks like Cyryn is fallowing Fenix into the ring and is
staying strong with some vicious kicks right to the lower back of Fenix!
~Cyryn snaps Fenix over with a snap mare, and then
goes for a figure four leglock, but Fenix kicks out of it, and backs off into
the corner. Cyryn goes for and hits Fenix in the corner with a baseball slide
right into Fenix's chest. Cyryn pick Fenix back up and irish whips him into the
other turnbuckle across the ring. Cyryn goes for another splash but Fenix doges
out of the way as Cyryn goes head first into the turnbuckle!~
Hood: Well Cyryn shouldn't have gone for that splash,
dumb move on his part.
~Fenix lifts Cyryn up into a vertical suplex... holds
it.. and then sends Fenix crashing down to the mat! Fenix goes for the quick
cover, but Cyryn quickly kicks out. Fenix picks Cyryn up and locks him in a
front face headlock, flips him and then gives him a german suplex. Fenix
bounces into the ropes, and then gives Cyryn an elbow drop right to the face.
Fenix hooks Cyryn by the legs, and slingshots him to the outside! As Cyryn gets
to his feet, Fenix heads over the top rope with a cross body right across the
chest of Cyryn!~
Hood: Holy Shit! Look at that!
Jones: You can't say shit!
Hood: SHIT SHIT SHIT HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! This is pay-per-view, I can say
whatever I damn well please and that was one hell of a suicidal move!
Smith: That it was, now you two leave your lover's spat out of this, as Fenix
makes his way back to his feet.
~Fenix irish whips Cyryn into the ring steps as Cyryn
screams out in pain. Fenix grabs a chair from the time keeper's table and sets
it in front of Cyryn's body. Fenix backs off.. then runs up to the chair, leaps
off of it, and hits Cyryn with a devistating legdrop! As the ref continues his
ten count, Fenix rolls Cyryn into the ring and goes for the pin.~
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!
Hood: Now that was a close call.. but Cyryn sat right
back up!
Smith: Yeah, neither one of these guys wanna go home empty handed, thats what
this night is all about everyone wants to leave with a piece of gold around
their waist.
~Fenix grabs Cyryn by his head, and bulldogs him back
down tot he mat. As Cyryn gets up to his hands and knees, Fenix pulls him up,
hooks his leg over his head and hits him with his "Fatality" fameasser. Fenix
goes for the pin again.~
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!
Jones: That was one of Fenix's trademark manuvers,
and Cyryn still kicks out!
~Cyryn sweeps Fenix's legs out from under him, and
then gets him in the pedigree possission, and drops him down with his finisher,
Downfall. Fenix is knocked out cold as Cyryn is going up to the top turnbuckle.
Cyryn flies, and nails Fenix with an elbow drop! Cyryn goes back the turnbuckle
agan, and hits Fenix with another elbow! Cyryn looks around at the cheering
crowd, and starts climbing up the turnbuckles once again.~
Smith: Will he go for it? Is he gonna go for a third
elbow off the top rope?!
Hood: I dunno, but Fenix has to be feeling each one of these elbows, you
gotta wounder how much more he can take!
~Cyryn points out to the crowd and then dives for
another elbowdrop, but Fenix rolls out of the way and Cyryn tastes nothing but
mat! The crowd begins to chant 'YOU FUCKED UP!' as Fenix rolls to the outside
and grabs a chair.~
Smith: Ohh good god, don't tell me Fenix is gonna
bring the chair in the ring! He'll get himself DQ'ed!
~Fenix brings the chair in the ring, swings, but
misses Cyryn, as Cyryn spears him. As the ref kicks the chair out of the ring,
Cyryn goes for the quick pin, but Fenix kicks out. The two superstars lock up
again, as Cyryn lifts Fenix up for a suplex, but then Fenix reverses it into an
implant DDT. Fenix picks Cyryn up, tosses him into the ropes, then when Cyryn
keeps flying back, he catches him up on his shoulders and executes a picture
perfect olympic slam.~
Jones: That was The Fenix Finale! Fenix goes for the
pin!
~Fenix pins Cyryn as the ref begins to count...~
1...
2...
3!!!!!
Warrick: and your NEW OCW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,
FENIX!!!!!
Smith: Well after this great match we now have a new
I-C champ in Fenix. Fenix has shown he'll defend that title with everything he's
got!
Jones: Or at least till the next guy comes along...
Smith: Why are you so negative?
Jones: I guess Hood is rubbin off on me!
Hood: Hey!
LW Title Match
Jones: Well next is the match I've been waiting for,
the Lightheavyweight Championship Match!
Hood: Yeah, here we will see the former OCW Lightheavyweight Champion Josh
Allen try to recapture the belt against a new commer Pete "Pornstar" Parker.
I'm as big of a Josh Allen fan as the next guy.. but ya just gotta love the
pornstars. You know what? I just noticed something the other day..
Smith: Ohh really? You had an apiffany?
Hood: No and idea..
~Smith shakes his head.~
Smith: Go on..
Hood: Well did you ever notice that in pornos that their aren't that many
good looking guys... but their are alot of good looking girls?! Well this is
just proof that even I could get a job as a pornstar!
Smith: I don't think anyone would wanna see you naked bumpin' uglies with
Jenna Jameson Hood... and plus, are you saying that Pete Parker is ugly?
Hood: Of course not! I'm just sayin.. ohh hell... lets just get to the match!
Smith: Sounds like a good idea to me... lets go to Warrick with the
introductions!
Josh Allen (0-0) vs Pete "Pornstar" Parker (0-0)
Warrick: Welcome OCW to the Hardcore Championship
Match! First comming to the ring, from San Fancisco ... JOSH ALLEN!
~As "Original Pranksta" begins to play, Josh Allen
makes his way down to the ring.~
Warrick: ..and his opponent, from Hollywood,
Califonria.. PETE "PORNSTAR" PARKER!
~As "Pornstar" by Buck Cherry begins to play, Pete
"Pornstar" Parker makes his way down to the ring, and begins to circle around
Allen.~
~Allen and Parker lock up, as Parker goes for a side
headlock. Allen pushes Parker off, Parker goes into the ropes, and Allen hits
Parker with a neckbreaker. Allen picks Parker up, sends him into the ropes with
an irish whip, then hits Parker with a german suplex. Parker gets back to his
feet, and hits Allen with a standing drop kick to the face. As Allen falls
back, Parker gets on top of him and starts slugging at him.~
Smith: Now thats not wrestling, lets get some refing
done!
Hood: Calm down! It's just a friendly fight, nothing to worry about!
~The ref pulls Parker off of Allen, and as he does,
he gets up and starts to agrue with the ref. As Parker is arguing with the ref,
Allen gets back to his feet and nails Parker with a standing dropkick of his
own! Parker falls on top of the ref, knocking him out cold.~
Hood: There goes the ref! Damn, looks like anything
can happen in these lightheavyweight matches as well!
Jones: Thats right.. but what are these guys gonna do with no ref?!
Hood: Looks like were gonna see!
~Parker gets back to his feet and goes for a sweep,
but Allen jumps, and then catches Parker with a head siccors sending Parker
outside of the ring. Allen goes after him, and tosses him into the ring
barrier. Allen turns his back, and starts walking towards the commentator's
table, but then is surprised with a shot to the back with a steel chair
compliments of Parker. Parker tosses Allen back in the ring and goes for the
pin, but the ref is still knocked out. Parker goes over and tries to wake up
the ref, as Allen is still layed out cold.~
Hood: Don't wake up the ref! This match just started
to get good!
Jones: Well some of us would actually like to see a fair match here! All
these chairshots and other illegal stuff does not belong in a Lightheavyweight
match!
~Parker finally wakes up the ref, and then goes for
the pin over Allen again.~
1...
2..
KICKOUT!
~Allen reverses the pin into a small package on
Parker.~
1..
2..
KICKOUT!
~Parker starts to show agrevasion as he punches the
mat. Allen back off into the corner, and starts to climb. Allen goes for a
huricariana off the second turnbuckle, but Allen gets caught by Parker, and
droven to the mat with a powerbomb! Parker goes for the pin again...~
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Smith: Wow! After that devistating powerbomb, Allen
still has some fight left in him! I can't belive it!
Hood: Well don't count the pornstar out yet.. He sure hasn't given up either!
Jones: Thats right, both of these guys are giving it all they got for a
chance to be the OCW Lightheavyweight Champion! Don't forget, thats what this is
all about!
~Parker grabs Allen in a sleeper and works Allen back
down to the mat. The ref raises Allen's hand once... no responce. The ref
raises Allen's hand a second time... no responce.. The ref raises Allen's hand a
third time.. and he come fighting back with an elbow to Parker's mid-section.
Another elbow knocks the air out of Parker as Allen goes for an implant DDT!
Allen goes for the pin.~
1...
2..
KICKOUT!
Smith: This is a close match! Both of these men have
gotten near pinfall dessisions!
~Parker sends a few devistating punches lefts, and
rights right to Allen's face as the ref tells him to stop it with the closed
fists. Parker lifts Allen up and hits him with a German Suplex. Parker lifts
Allen back up and then hits him with a spinning spinebuster and goes for the
pin, but Allen quickly kicks out. Allen gets back on his vertical base and then
whips Parker into the corner with an irish whip. Allen gets up on top of Parker
and starts hitting him as the crowd counts.~
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
7!
8!
9!
10!
~With the tenth punch, Allen goes for a headsiccors
and whips Parker to the middle of the ring.~
Smith: With the traditional ten punches in the
corner, Allen adds a little spice with that head siccors out of the corner! What
inovative moves!
Hood: Yeah, but Parker is a pornstar! You gotta belive he has greased his way
out of tighter possisions than this!
Jones: Tight possisions? Damn Hood, your just settin' me up here aren't you?
Hood: Jones, like a chicken in heat, you have yet to make a good point
tonight.. now just do your job and call this match!
Smith: Chicken in heat?
Hood: Don't ask...
~Parker gets himself back together and then locks
Allen up in an armbar, but Allen flips out of it and reverses. Parker flips,
and gains control of the armbar again. As Parker twists his arm one more time,
he quickly moves to a full nelson then runs and hits Allen with a bulldog! As
Allen is on his face on the mat, Parker goes for a half boston crab... Allen is
reaching for the ropes, but he's too far away.~
Smith: This could be it! Parker showing he's the
thinking man's wrestler has Allen right in the middle of the ring!
Jones: Yeah, Parker's not just another pretty face!
Hood: You think he's cute? Are you gay or something?
Jones: Damn it Hood, I'm just trying to add something to the match here!
~Allen grabs onto the ref's foot knocking him to the
ground, and then climbs up his body to get to the ropes as the confused ref
calls for the half-boston crab to be broken. Parker breaks the move as he sends
a solid kick to Allen's back. Parker goes for a surfboard, holds it for a
minute untill the ref breaks it again because Allen is on the ropes. Allen
charges as Parker goes for an arm drag. Parker runs, and then Allen goes for an
arm drag of his own. Both men back off of each other as the crowd pops.~
Smith: You see, now thats great wrestling and these
people know it!
Hood: Well I'm still convinced that a match isn't good till you see blood!
Blood is what made this damn company just fucking cool!
Jones: Just fucking cool? You had better watch out before Syren and
Silverfreak decide to sue you for copyright infringement!
Hood: Shut up Jones...
~Allen chops Parker in the chest, and Parker
retaliates with an irish whip into the ropes, but Allen nails him with a lou
thez press! Allen begins with left and right blows right to the head of Parker
as the ref pulls him off. Allen goes up to the top turnbuckle as Parker is laid
out on his back. Allen goes for a moonsault but Parker rolls out of the way,
then Parker goes for the quick pin.~
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Jones: Allen goes for a big chance there and misses!
Too many more high impact moves like that, and he's gonna go home in a wheel
chair!
~Parker lifts Allen up in preporation for his cradle
tombstone.~
Hood: This is it! This is Parker's finisher, The
Climax! The Climax!
~Parker is about to go down with him, but Allen hooks
his foot on the top rope behind Parker and as Parker lets go Allen goes falling
to the outside! Parker turns around with a "What the Fuck?!" look on his face
as he goes outside after Allen. Parker rolls Allen back in the ring, as Allen
gets back on his feet.~
Hood: How in the hell did Allen get out of that?!
Smith: Parker must be thinking what does he have to do to finally put this
guy away?!
~Parker climbs back in the ring as Allen surprises
him with a bodyslam into a DDT! As Parker twitches in pain. Allen quickly runs
up the ropes, turns and nailz Parker with a swanton bomb!~
Smith: Allen just went AIRBORN! What skill, what
AGILITY!
Jones: Allen's going for the pin!
1...
2...
3!!!!!
Warrick: and your NEW OCW LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION... JOSH ALLEN!!!!!
~Mark "Maniac" Kelley goes down to ringside and helps
Parker back to the locker room. Warrick hands Josh Allen the OCW
Lightheavyweight Championship title as the ref raises his hand. The camera goes
back to the commentator's table.~
Smith: There you have it, Josh Allen is the new
lightheavyweight champion! This guy is showing great promise in this division
of the OCW.
Hood: Yeah, but even though Pete fell a little short, but the SOUTH shall
rise again!
Jones: I don't get it?
Smith: I'll explain it to you later Jones.
Jones: Uhh..okay
~Suddenly “The Getaway” by Ten Foot Pole begins playing and the fans erupt as they see former World Champion, Scott Syren make his way to the ring~
Smith: I can’t believe my eyes, is that…is that…
Hood: Quit mumbling you idiot! It’s Scott Syren, creator of B.U.F.F., creator of JFC and creator of coolness!
Jones: He didn’t create coolness, I’m afraid
~Jones says this as Syren is passing by and Syren stops and looks at Jones and says “Excuse me” and bitch slaps the hell out of Jones, leaving him on the ground, howling like a baby. Syren smirks as Hood goes crazy and then grabs a mic and gets in the ring~
Scott Syren: Why is Scott Syren here? Well, that is simple, I’m here to say that I am back to bring coolness to OCW! What do I have left to prove? Well, that’s simple, NOTHING! But, sitting back and watching guys like The Great One and Cyryn totally kill this ultra cool federation that I built, well it makes me a little more than slightly pissed off. So, I thought I would try to put a stop to that right now!
Smith: What is he talking about?
Hood: Who cares! He’s Scott Syren!!
Scott Syren: So, before you kiddies get to watch The Flaming One, take on Triple M for the OCW World Title, a title I made famous by the way. I want you all to know that you need not worry, because soon, a real man will wear that belt, and that these talentless jobbers won’t be Champ for long. Because, there is nobody, and I mean nobody who is as awesome, bad and cool as Scott Syren!
~Suddenly a man comes from out of nowhere and gets in the ring behind Syren. He reaches back with a chair and nails Syren in the head, but it has no effect on Syren, Syren just turns around and begins laughing when he sees it is Scoot Time. Scoot then drops the chair and Syren then goes to grab Scoot, but Scoot tries to get away. Syren goes after him, but from laughing to hard, looses his balance and falls face first on the chair, knocking himself out. Scoot then sees this and puts his foot on the back of Syren and holds his arms up in the air, the fans boo loudly~
Smith: Syren is out cold!
Hood: He tripped! Damn that Scoot Time!
Jones: Scoot Time laid Syren’s ass out!! I love it!!
Smith: Well folks, the World title match is just around the corner and who is going to walk out of here the number one man in OCW? Will The Great One finally live up to all the hype he has had, since the day he step foot in OCW back at Halloween Holocaust, or will Triple M cap off one of the most impressive runs in OCW, by winning the World Title. It is a match that pits a man with all the talent against the hardest workers and most deserving wrestler on the roster. Hood, Jones, any predictions?
Hood: Well, it is tough to call…but I am going with Triple M, how can you not like this guy?
Jones: Damn, you took my pick, so I will go with The Great One!
Smith: Well, this feud started when TGO dropped the ball and blew Triple M’s shot at the World Title way back after Apocalypse Now. Triple M then beat TGO at Razorbacked for the US Title, which probably eased the pain a little, but you have to think, seeing his partner, Triple P, holding the World Title had to make him a little jealous and very hungry for this moment!
Hood: Will you shut the fuck up and get to the damn match?
Smith: Fine! Lets get down to ringside!
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the OCW World Heavyweight Championship!!!
~ “Enemy” by Eve 6 begins playing and the fans start to boo as they see The Great One come out to the ring. He just shakes his heads at the fans and gets in the ring~
Warrick: Introducing first! From Death Valley, California, standing 7’0” tall and weighing in at 321 lbs…….THE GREAT ONE!!!!!
~ “Girls, Girls, Girls” by Motley Crew begins playing and the crowd erupts as Triple M makes his way to the ring~
Warrick: And his opponent, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 6’1” and weighing in at 275 lbs…..MARVELOUS MARIO MAURAKO!!!!!
~Both men are in the ring now and are staring each other down, the announcer then is handed a sheet of paper and he begins speaking~
Warrick: I am being told that there is a special guest referee for this match…..
Smith: A special ref? Who in the hell could it be?
Hood: Don’t look at me!
~ The lights in the arena suddenly go out. As the fans start to cheer in anticipation, four blue spotlights appear in the four corners of the arena. Suddenly, all four zoom to the center of the ring and meet, setting off a huge explosion of pyro from the turnbuckles, and starting up "Defeat You" by Smashmouth!~
Smith: Oh no…don’t tell me….
~ Blue laser lights emerge in an arc from the entryway as Triple P, kendo stick in hand and a ref shirt on, makes his way out to the roaring cheers of the fans~
Warrick: And introducing the speical referee for tonight’s main event, accompanied to the ring by Katie, he is…..Triple P…..PERFECT PAUL PARAS!!!!!
Smith: I can’t believe Triple P is here!!!
Hood: This is so cool….I bet TGO is feeling like shit now though!
Jones: Yea, it is TGO taking on Perfectly Marvelous…poor guy.
~Triple M looks at Triple P as he lays his kendo stick by the ring and climbs in. He then stares down TGO and walks over to Triple M and shakes his hand. He then calls for the bell and it rings. Triple M and TGO stare each other down and then lock up as the crowd explodes in anticipation. Triple M gets TGO in a headlock and applies the pressure, but TGO shoves Triple M off and he runs into the ropes. TGO goes for a clothesline, but Triple M ducks. TGO then turns around and Triple M goes off on him with lefts and rights, TGO is staggering back. Triple M then jumps up and nails TGO with a great dropkick and it sends TGO into the corner. TGO is slouched in the corner and Triple M runs in there and nails him with a big splash, TGO falls flat on his face, out of the corner. Triple P shows and expression of being impressed~
Smith: Triple M has opened up a can of whoop ass on The Great One!
Hood: Nah man, Whoop Ass is back in the locker room, crying with suicidal tendencies after the shittiest performance ever given by a OCW wrestler, since the days of Jareco, Y2S, Y2James, ABA and of course, the immortal Scoot Time!
Jones: Huh?
~Triple M then gets on The Great One’s back and applies a camel clutch on the big man. TGO then yells out in pain as Triple M leans back applying the pressure. TGO reaches for the ropes and Paras pays close attention. TGO then grabs ahold of the ropes, but Maurako will not let go. Paras then begins counting and Maurako isn’t listening. Paras then forces Maurako off of TGO and is yelling at him that TGO is in the ropes. Maurako looks confused and is arguing with Paras, then from behind TGO rolls Maurako up and Paras makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Smith: Damn!!! It almost ended right there!!!
Hood: Triple P shouldn’t be distracting Triple M like that! This is the biggest match in Mario’s life!!
Jones: Amen brother Hood!
Hood: If you act any gayer, I am gonna lock you up in a room with those butt monkey’s Whoop Ass and Cyryn! So Shut the Hell up!!!
~Maurako then gets to his feet and so does TGO. TGO runs at him, but Maurako takes him down with an arm drag. He then has TGO in an arm bar and is applying all kinds of pressure to the arm of TGO. TGO gets to his feet though, with Maurako still applying pressure to the hold. TGO then lifts Maurako up from his feet and has him over his head. Maurako starts freaking out and lets go of TGO’s arm. TGO then drops Maurako straight down over his bent knee and Maurako begins rolling around the ring, holding his stomach in pain~
Smith: Ouch! I felt that!
Hood: Yea, I sure hope Triple M didn’t eat anything too heavy before the match!
Jones: Same here!
~TGO then pulls Maurako to his feet, hooks him and drops him with a Tazzmission plex. TGO then pulls Maurako back to his feet, Maurako is staggering and is looking out of it. TGO then underhooks both of Maurako’s arms and drops him with a double underhook piledriver!~
Smith: Oh man!! The Great One just hit Seal of Fate and Greatness Personified!!! Back to back!
Hood: Well, if he wants to win that title, he’d better start thinking about pinning Maurako, right now!
Jones: Very true!
~TGO then gets on top of Triple M and goes for the pin. Paras gets down and goes for the count~
1……..
……2……
…..Kick out!!!
Smith: Wow…slow count there by Triple P!!
Hood: Yup, I knew it! Perfectly Marvelous is going to make sure TGO doesn’t walk out of here champ!
Jones: It is beginning to look that way!
~TGO gets up and starts yelling at Paras and shoves him, Paras points at his shirt and yells back at TGO. TGO shakes his head and turns his attention to Maurako, who is still on the ground. TGO lifts Maurako to his feet and whips him into the corner, Maurako hits hard. TGO then charges in and nails him with a huge splash. TGO then whips Maurako across the ring into the opposite corner. He then charges in again with another splash, Maurako comes stumbling out. TGO then turns him around, hooks him and drops him with a German Suplex with a bridge into a pin, Paras makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Triple M kicks out again!!!
Hood: There is no quit in Triple M tonight!!
Jones: Yea, and look at The Great One, he is pissed!
~TGO now gets to his feet and pulls Maurako to his, he then tosses him over the top rope and to the outside. TGO goes to the outside and picks Maurako up, he lays him on top of the spanish announce table and then stands on the apron. Paras just stands back and watches. TGO leaps off the apron, but Maurako moves out of the way and TGO goes flying through the spanish announce table~
Smith: The Great One missed with some sort of move he was trying there!
Hood: When are seven footers gonna learn, they can’t fly!
Jones: I know!
~Maurako now gets to his feet and grabs a chair from the bell ringer at ringside and walks over to TGO, he reaches back with the chair and is about to nail TGO, when Paras rips the chair out of his hands and tosses it to the floor. Maurako looks at Paras and yells at him, as he is doing this, TGO gets behind Maurako, hooks him for a full nelson and then drops him with a full nelson slam, Maurako holds his back in pain from that move~
Smith: I don’t think The Great One or Triple M are liking the officiating being done by Triple P tonight!
Hood: Why not? He is doing his job!
Jones: That is true Hood!
~TGO now pulls Maurako to his feet and goes to whip him into the railing, but Maurako reverses it and TGO goes flying into the steel railing. Maurako then staggers and is leaning against the ring post. TGO gets to his feet and sees this and goes for a spear into Maurako, but Maurako moves and TGO spears the post and grabs his shoulder in pain~
Smith: The Great One is really screwing his title chances up right now!
Hood: Yea, he just needs to chill the fuck out!
Jones: He has let the Marvelous one back in the match!
~Maurako now grabs TGO and tosses him back in the ring. TGO is laying on the ground and Maurako walks up to him, puts his hands up and drops a diving headbutt onto TGO. Maurako then goes for the pin as TGO lays there, looking like he is unconscious~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Smith: The Great One kicks out!
Hood: Yea, now it is his turn to start showing us what he is made of, we know Mario is tough as nails!
Jones: I think The Great One has what it takes!
~Maurako now picks TGO and whips him into the ropes, TGO bounces off and Maurako catches him with a sleeper. Maurako then drops him with a sleeper slam and goes for another pin, Paras makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: The Great One kicks out again!
Hood: Man, they both want this title!
Jones: They both wanna be called OCW World Champion!!
~TGO goes down with the sleeper locked in and Maurako is applying more pressure, Paras begins to check the arm of TGO. It drops once and Paras goes to pick it up again, it drops a second time. He lifts it up for the third time and is about to drop it when the lights go out….we hear a big explosion at the entrance way and when the smoke clears, we see former OCW World Champion, Everlast! He is standing at the entrance way and has taken Paras’ attention from the match, to Everlast. Suddenly, from the crowd, Sex and Violence, Pete Parker and Mark Kelley, slide into the ring and look at Maurako. Maurako releases the sleeper and stands up looking at both men. Maurako charges at Kelley, but gets a boot to the gut, Kelley then drops him with a suplex as Parker comes flying off the top rope with a big splash. Kelley then places TGO’s arm on top of Maurako and they yell at Paras to make the count. Paras turns around and sees TGO on top of Maurako and he makes the count~
1!
2!
KICK OUT!!!
Smith: Triple M kicked out of Capital Violation!! That is Sex and Violence’s tag finisher!!
Hood: Shit man, that was incredible!
Jones: Unbelievable!!
~Everlast is now at ringside along with Sex and Violence. Paras is keeping an eye on them as TGO is to his feet, while Maurako is still stunned. TGO then waits for Maurako to turn around, he does and TGO charges at him, but Maurako gets him in a small package and Paras goes for the count. But before his hand can even hit the mat, he is pulled out of the ring by Everlast. Both men are now staring each other down~
Smith: Look Hood!! The last two OCW Champions, in a stare down!
Hood: Damn, we got more than we bargoned for!
Jones: Sure as hell did!
~Before Everlast and Paras can get into it, we hear a loud explosion and all the men look to see what is going on. We see Goldie, Josh Allen and two men alongside them rush to the ring and they start attacking Sex and Violence and Everlast. The two unknown men are wearing shirts that say “Seventeen” on them. They all begin brawling as Paras tries to settle the confusion, from the back, Dean and Cheasy rush to ringside and they start trying to get all the men back to the locker room area~
Smith: A huge brawl is taking place outside of the ring!
Hood: Oh man, bodies are flying everywhere!
Jones: Yea, those are some talented men out there…well, except for those two guys I haven’t ever seen before!
~Meanwhile, in the ring TGO is at his feet and so is Maurako. TGO takes a wild swing at him, but Maurako ducks. TGO turns around, Maurako hooks him and delivers Simply Marvelous to TGO!!! He pins TGO, but Paras is trying to get the men away from ringside. The fans count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,….they keep counting and Paras looks over his shoulder and sees Maurako on top of TGO. He slides in the ring and makes the count~
1!
2!
3!….No! Kick Out!!
Smith: So Damn Close!!!
Hood: Triple M had it!! He had it won! Those damn idiots on the outside cost him the World Title!!
Jones: Sure did, man that sucks for him!
~Maurako gets up and looks at Paras, all pissed off. Paras just shakes his head and tries explaining what happened. Meanwhile, TGO is at his feet and sees Maurako with his back to TGO. TGO then runs at Maurako and goes for a big boot, but Maurako ducks and TGO nails Paras and Paras goes flying to the outside~
Smith: Oh No!! The Great One just took out Triple P!!
Hood: Damn, who is gonna ref now?
Jones: I have no clue!
~On the outside, we see Katie hand Triple P his kendo stick and help him back into the ring. Meanwhile, Maurako has TGO hooked in a full nelson and is going for Super Mario. Paras gets up and takes a big swing at TGO with the kendo stick, but TGO slips out of Maurako’s grasp and Paras nails the shit out of Maurako. Maurako falls to the ground, unconscious~
Smith: No!!! Triple P just nailed his buddy Triple M with the kendo stick!!!
Hood: Oh damn, that really sucks!
Jones: This match maybe over!!!
~TGO clotheslines a shocked Paras to the mat and then pulls Maurako up, he lifts him up and drops him with the Tombstone Powerbomb. TGO then goes for the pin and yells at Paras to count. Paras, reluctantly begins the count~
1…….
2……..
3!!!
~The bell rings and Triple P raises the hand of TGO and then shakes his hand as the crowd looks on shocked~
Warrick: Here is your winner….and NEW OCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…..THE GREAT ONE!!!!!
Smith: Triple M was robbed!!
Hood: Sure was, and what the hell is Triple P doing with The Great One?
Jones: You got me!
~Katie gets in the ring with the belt and puts it around the waist of The Great One and he smiles very widely. Suddenly, Katie drops down and nails The Great One with a low blow. Paras then grabs TGO and nails him with the Parasyte!!!! He begins to help Maurako up~
Smith: Well, TGO got what he deserved!
Hood: Yea and now Triple P is gonna help his buddy to the back, what a guy!
Jones: Yea, nothing like a friend like Triple P!
~Suddenly, Paras nails Maurako with the Parasyte! Paras then yells at both men and leaves the ring with Katie as both men lay there unconscious~
Smith: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am speechless to what has just taken place. The Great One is the World Champion, but he certainly doesn’t look like it!
Hood: Yea, Triple P made his comeback and he laid both his old buddy and the new champ out all in a matter of minutes!
Jones: Not to mention the returns of Everlast and Scott Syren…and an appearance by the Freaky One!!
Hood: Shit man, don’t forget Scoot Time!! Scoot rules!!
Smith: Sure he does Hood…well fans, it has been a historic night and one that has left many questions unanswered. Hopefully we will get some at War this Thursday night…until then, this is Smith saying, goodnight everybody!
~Sinful Nature II comes to an end with a recap of Mark Kelley tossing Goldie out and winning the TV Title. We see Homebody, Cash Money Slade and Josh Allen all taking home gold of their own. We see Fenix realize a dream and become IC Champ. And we see Scoot Time “laying out” Scott Syren. We finally see the return of Triple P as the ref of the main event. A great battle between two great superstars. The return of Everlast. And a new champion crowned in The Great One. The show then ends with the OCW logo and the screen slowly fades to black~