Live! July 22nd, 2001!

~The television comes on for OCW's next Pay Per View, Rookie's Night Out. Scenes of the rookies complaining and fighting, and of rookies asking President Dean-O for title shots play. Shots of Big Bifford and Kannon, Shag Nasty, Jeffery James, and many other rookies in the heat of battle play. Then, The word “Rookie's” followed by “Night” and lastly “Out” appears onto the screen. The word “Out” shakes, before exploding into a see of red flames. The flames disappear from the center of the TV to the outside of the TV. It opens up inside the Pepsi Center where thousands of fans have stood and erupted as OCW went live and on the air! The TV pans around the arena before opening up at the commentator's table.~

Josh Allen: Ladies and Gentleman, WELCOME to a History-Making event in the OCW! I'm Josh Allen, alongside Tommy Crimson, and we're the special commentators for tonight's event! Tonight, OCW will present the first ever, Rookies-Only Pay Per View Event! Tonight, stars will be made and gutless cowards will be fired!

Tommy Crimson: Yes indeed, President Dean and Cheasy M have made this card full of talented rookies whohave been showing us what they have to make it to the top of OCW!

Josh Allen: Folks, the rules are basic and simple in this elimination-style PPV! There are 8 qualifying matches, each elimination style. Winners will go on to the Battle Royal, the thing the rookies backstage are calling the “Rookie Rumble!” The last two men standing when the dust clears will face off one-on-one in a singles regular match!

Tommy Crimson: That's right, and the LOSER gets a TV title shot, and The WINNER will get a United States title match at No Limits 2!

Josh Allen: What are we waiting for? Let's get straight into the action! For those of you watching at home, and for the thousands upon thousands of fans jam-packed into this arena, let's go to the first match up!

~The camera cuts to the back where we see Snoops arriving to the arena, the fans boo as they see him and he begins walking somewhere backstage. The camera shows Malice and Ash ride up to the arena on there Harleys. They park there bikes shuts them off and heads toward the arena. They enter the building and walk down the hall and see a door that says Thatcher. We se Malice pick up a chair and he knocks on the door. As Thatcher opens the door Malice hits him over the head with the chair putting a big dent in it. Malice and Ash walk away laughing as Thatcher lays there bleeding. The camera cuts back to the arena~

Allen: Looks like Malice is taking out the competition early

Crimson: Yes it appears that if Thatcher makes it to the match later he wont be

100% Allen: Well, now it is time for the first match!

Tommy Crimson: Yeah, these four athletes look like they have a lot of talent! I'm gonna go with Biff on this one!

Josh Allen: Well, if records had anything to do with it, he would no-doubt wipe away all competition! But we both know, Tommy, that no matter how good you are, you can always be beat!

Tommy Crimson: Are you trying to tell me something stupid ass?

Josh Allen: Nah, not yet anyways!

Big Bifford (2-1-1) vs. Wayne “The Man” West (1-1) vs. Krayzie (5-4) vs. James “The Killer” Vorex (1-0)

Warrick: Ladies and Gentleman: Introducing first from rural Alabama, standing 6'4 and weighing in at a magnificant 475 pounds, he is, The Big, Bifford!!!

~ “Gangsta's Paradise” by Coolio plays through the arena as the fans stand and boo. The Big Bifford walks out onto the stage and the crowd gets louder with their boos. Bifford walks down the aisle and climbs the steps to enter the ring.~

Warrick: And his opponent, from Dells, Wisconsin, weighing in at 228 pounds and standing 6'7, “The Man”, Wayne West!

~ “What If” by Creed starts playing through the arena as the fans settle down and get quiet. Wayne West makes his way out onto the stage and quickly runs to the ring. He slides in, and the ref makes him go to the opposite corner of Big Bifford. The announcer continues.~

Warrick: And opponent number three, all the way from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, standing 6'6 and weighing in at 250 pounds, James, “The Killer” Vooooorexxxxx!

~"Hands of Death" by Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper blasts in the arena. James Vorex makes his way onto stage and walks down the aisle and gets into the ring. The ref positions him in the third corner, and tells the three men to wait.~

Warrick: And last but not least, opponent number four, from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing in at 271 pounds and standing 6'6, he is Krayzie!

~Krayzie's music "JustAnother Crazy Click" by Three 6 Mafia, ICP, & Twiztid blasts through the arena. By this time, the fans have settled in, anxious to see the match begin. Krayzie gets into the ring, and the ref puts him in the fourth corner. He explains the rules to each of them, and then calls for the bell to be rang. It is, and the wrestlers move around, ready to go. As the first match is about to get underway and the four competitors get into a staredown, a voice is heard over the PA system.*

Voice: Hang on, you impatient nobodies.

*The wrestlers hesitate and look toward the runway, and the crowd erupts as they see the United States Champion, Silver Cyanide, sitting in a lawn chair with a microphone in his hand, wearing a black and white Extreme Tendencies t-shirt and a pair of black shorts, his US Belt hanging over his shoulder.*

Silver: Don't you want to know what you guys are fighting to get to? You all want my US Title. You want to win this big, never-before-seen rookie PPV, then get into the ring with me and pin me for a belt, right? WRONG! My match cannot be decided by pin fall. It's non-submission, no DQ, no countout. What better way to go for a belt than...A LADDER MATCH!

*The crowd erupts as Silver leans back in his lawn chair and holds up a hand.*

Silver: No, not just any ladder match. There won't be just one ladder...or two...OR THREE. Four ladders! And that's not the half of it. All of the ladders are identical...sort of. One ladder is a normal, sturdy ladder, your ticket to a US Title belt. The other three ladders are designed to break and fall down when you get anywhere near the top! I call it a "Hazardous Ladder Match." I won't know which ladder is which, either. Nobody will know. But somebody has to find the right ladder in order to win. If they climb the wrong one...well, it's a long way down to the mat.

*He flashes his perfect smile at the four stunned men in the ring.*

Silver: Just wanted to remind you what you're fighting for.

*With that, he stands up, kisses his US Belt, and leaves his lawn chair on the runway and goes backstage as the crowd begins to chant "CY-A-NIDE! CY-A-NIDE!"*

Josh Allen: Damnit, I wanna get this match on!! Cyanide needs to keep his nose out of this!

Tommy Crimson: Well Allen, the winner is facing him at the PPV!

Josh Allen: Yea, whatever, anyways so here we are, four talented rookies in our first match, but I have to tell you Tommy, The Big Bifford may have a huge advantage with his size! He could be almost 2 of each men in that ring!

Tommy Crimson: Yeah, well Bifford is huge, but the other guys can sure move around the ring!

~The action begins as Krayzie, James and Wayne West all begin to circle and pound on the Big Bifford. James dropkicks Bifford's legs, while West and Krayzie give him puches and forearm shots. Bifford finally shoves Wayne West off, sending him crashing to the turnbuckle post, and grabbing his back. Biff turns around to smack Krayzie, but is leveled with a James Vorex superkick to the chin. Bifford finally falls to his knees. Krayzie keeps him there by putting him into a sleeper hold from behind. He turns Biff so that James can connect on a drop kick from the top rope. James jumps, but Biff is too strong. Biff flips Krayzie over in front of him and James nails Krayzie with the super dropkick. Wayne gets up and hits his Westlife maneauver on James Vorex. He takes a pin attempt. The ref hits the mat . . . 1....2....*Kickout! by James Vorex!~

Crimson: I can't believe James kicked out of the Westlife! That's Wayne's Trademark move!

Allen: James is trying to hang in there as good as possible!

~Wayne gets up to be met by Big Bifford. Bifford grabs Wayne's neck and lifts him into the air. He holds him there for a few seconds before driving his head into the mat with a super chokeslam. Bifford picks Wayne up and lifts him above his head. He tosses him to the ropes, dropping Wayne's neck on the top rope. Wayne grabs it in pain as he scoots out of the ring. Bifford turns around and runs towards Krayzie, but Krayzie ducks and Bifford hits the turnbuckle. Krayzie goes to the top rope, grabs Bifford's head and tries to DDT him. Krayzie jumps off, but Bifford lowers him to the ground, kicks him in the stomach, and delivers The Biff End (jumping piledriver). James flips over the top rope to the outside and lands on Wayne West. Both men hit hard. Bifford goes for the pin on Krayzie. The ref counts 1. . . . 2. . . . 3. . .~

Allen: The Big Bifford has just eliminated Krayzie! There's three men left, which means two more pins!

Crimson: Aren't you a genious?

~ Bifford seizes the oppurtunity, goes outside and picks up Wayne West. He throws him into the ring and follows him in. Wayne gets up and attempts to body slam Bifford. After failing twice, he finally pulls it off. However, Bifford lands on his neck and seems to go unconcious. The ref tells Wayne to back off for a minute while he checks on him. Wayne jumps up onto the top and rope and jumps off to the outside, attempting a dive onto James Vorex. James catches him in the air and runs with him, knocking Wayne's back into the turnbuckle. James drops Wayne on the outside as the ref notices what is going on. He warns them to get into the ring. He starts his count 1. . . . . . . 2. . . . . . . James slides in, but Wayne is still out on the ground, hurting from his back. 3. . . . . . 4. . . . . . . 5. . . . . . . Wayne starts to get up as James starts kicking Bifford to the ribs. . .6. . . . . 7 . . . . Wayne is up, but dazed 8 . . . . . . .9 . . . .. Wayne turns and slides into the ring. He turns James around, who is still beating on Bifford, and delivers the Westlife to him once more. This time, James hits the mat and Wayne goes to his leg. He flips James over onto his stomach and applies his ankle lock. James tries to reach the ropes, but cannot, and is forced to tap out. The ref makes Wayne release the hold.~

Crimson: Wayne West has just eliminated "The Killer!" Go WEST! Show that James punk how to wrestle now!

Allen: So James “The Killer” Vorex and Krayzie have both been eliminated, leaving The Big Bifford, who appears to have an injured neck, and Wayne “The Man” West!

~Wayne pulls the Big Bifford up. Bifford stands there, holding his head and trying to get his sense back. Wayne kicks him in the gut and hits a spinning neckbreaker on Biff. Biff's neck is in a lot more pain as Wayne West goes to the top rope and legdrops Bifford's neck. He picks Bifford up and delivers the Westlife to Bifford. Bifford hits the mat and Wayne covers him. The ref counts 1 . . . .2 . . . . *Kickout, just barely, Bifford, at the last second, raises his right shoulder off of the mat. Wayne gets mad at the ref and shoves him. The ref warns him, but Wayne goes on and picks Bifford up. He hooks Biff's head, but Biff fights back. He boots Wayne to the stomach and double-arm DDTs Wayne. Wayne hits hard, and tries to roll out of the ring, but Bifford stops him. Bifford raises his arms in the air and signals his finisher. The fans boo him as he picks Wayne West up.~

Crimson: He says it's time, can he put the Biff End on Wayne West? Will West be able to survive it if he does?

Allen: I don't know, that's something that we'll have to answer when we get to that bridge Einstein!

~Bifford kicks Wayne to the stomach, puts him into piledriver position, lifts him and delivers the Biff End to Wayne West. He covers Wayne, and the ref counts. 1. . . . 2. . . . *Wayne gets his foot onto the lower rope. The ref shows Bifford the foot and Bifford gets angry. He picks Wayne up, pulls him to the center of the ring, and amazingly starts to climb the turnbuckle!~

Allen: Are you kidding me? This man can't safely climb the turnbuckle! He weighs almost five-hundred pounds!

~The fans stand to their feet as Bifford does all he can to jump off. He jumps, and squishes Wayne with a Super-Heavyweight splash. He stays where he lands, as the ref counts . . . 1. . . . 2. . . . 3! The ref raises Bifford's hand as Bifford takes a victory.~

Warrick: Here is your winner……THE BIG BIFFORD!!!!!

Josh Allen: Ladies and Gentleman, there you have it! The Big Bifford, with an AMAZING ability to fly off of the turnbuckle, pins Wayne West to advance to the “Rookie Rumble” later on tonight! How about that splash Crimson?!

Tommy Crimson: I don't know how he pulled it off, but he did!

Josh Allen: I hear we got something taking place backstage!

*Hood is seen backstage waiting for someone to interview. Tim Kanzikston walks by so he stops him to ask some questions.*

Hood: "Excuse me, Tim Kanzikston. Is it ok if I ask you a few questions?"

Tim Kanzikston: "Sure but make it quick, I have places to be."

Hood: "Ok, now what do you think of Andy Murray calling you a fat, trailer park trash construction worker and calling your hometown a dump?"

Tim Kanzikston: "Well Hood, I see no problem with that. One because I'm not fat; two because I don't live in a trailer park; three because I'm not a construction worker, those guys make lowsey pay anyway. I don't live in a dump, I live in Saint John which is certainly not a dump. I can't say as much for Aberdeen, Scotland! Another thing, I do not have a collection of stamps.....but I just may start a collection of testicles that will begin with Andy Murray's, and lastly it just so happens that I enjoy TV dinners. Anything is better than the dog [censored] that Andy Murray eats."

Hood: "What are your thoughts on Andy Murray predicting who's going to win each match?"

Tim Kanzikston: "Andy Murray making predictions eh? Well lets see, he predicts that Wayne West will win his match. That's totally wrong, since Andy considers the people that Wayne is fighting to be the same type of people as me, no talent bums. But the fact of the matter is that I kicked Wayne West's [censored]. So how can he possibly win against someone who is exactley like me? If you can answer that I'd like you to. The he goes on and predicts for The Bisket Tin Bomber or Da Boom to come out on top of their match. Well of course he's going to add that low life, no talent, another guy who's [censored] I kicked, Tin Bomber. I mean come on, they're homo's.........I mean homies, so obviously he's going to add him. Or there's Da Boom, all his name signifies is that his [censored] will be going boom when it gets kicked, because everyone knows that Goldie will be the winner of that bout. Then he predicts that Khan Phusion will win, some guy who can't even spell fusion correctly let alone wrestle. His predictions are obviously wrong."

Hood: "I see, and what are your predictions on tonight's matchups?"

Tim Kanzikston: "Hood, I only have one prediction for tonight. That prediction is that I will hospitalize Andy Murray, make my point known to the worl, and become the United States Champion! Now if you'll excuse my I have to go."

*Hood looks into the camera and hands it back over to Allen and Crimson who are announcing back at ringside.*

Josh Allen: Strong words from Tim Kanzikston!

Tommy Crimson: Yea, we’ll see if he can back them up!

Josh Allen: We most definitely will! Before we get to the next match, my good friend President Dean-O has just spoken with me, and asked me to announce that the next match will be a three way match instead of a four way. For some reason or another, and we here at the commentator's desk are not sure, but for some reason or another Curt Canon has dropped out of the elimination tournament, causing this four way to drop to a simple three way. Either way, the rules do not change, and we have us a three way elimination match!

Tommy Crimson: Well, Revenge is already inside the ring, let's go to the announcer for the entrance of the others!

Tim “DeGen” Kanzikston (3-0) vs. Andy Murray (2-1) vs. Revenge

Announcer: Introducing wrestler number two, from Saint John, New Brunswick, weighing in at 284 and standing 6'2, Tim “DeGen” Kanzikston!!!

~"Of Wolf and Man" by Metallica blasts and the fans give Tim K. a good standing ovation. He makes his way down to the ringside and slides in. ~

Tommy Crimson: This man is setting on a three and zero record, he could be the next. . . the next. . .

Josh Allen: What? The next ME?

Tommy Crimson: Incase you haven't noticed, I'm eight and zero! That's one more than you!

Josh Allen: Not come next Sunday at No Limits 2!

Announcer: And the final combatant, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing in at 270 pounds and standing 6 foot 7 inches tall, Andy Murray!

~"Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed plays as Andy Murray walks out onto the stage. The fans also give him a standing ovation as he walks down the aisle. He shakes a few hands before running into the ring. Revenge and Tim get it going fast. Revenge drop-toe holds Tim. Tim's face comes inches from hitting his own fist, which could have knocked teeth out. Murray grabs Revenge from behind and kicks him in the stomach. He lifts him up for a powerbomb, but Revenge reverses and turns the powerbomb into a face crusher. Murray's face hits the foot of Tim K, and immediately blood starts pooring out of Murray's mouth! Revenge gets up, but Tim and Murray both stand as well. Revenge stands in the middle of them both, trying to decide what to do, before taking a double-clothesline from Tim and Andy! Tim turns quicker than lightning to Andy and sideslams him. Tim picks Revenge up and hits the Incinerator on Revenge. Tim turns his attention from the fallen Revenge, and Andy rolls over and covers Revenge. The ref counts 1....2....Tim pulls Andy off of Revenge. He picks Murray up and throws him through the ropes to the outside.~

Josh Allen: Man, these guys are going non-stop! Murray is bleeding out the mouth, but it doesn't faze him! Revenge is in a bad spot!

Tommy Crimson: I have a feeling tonight is Revenge's last night with OCW!

~Tim picks up Revenge, kicks him in the stomach and delivers the Final Flight (Last Ride powerbomb). The fans erupt as Revenge hits the mat. Tim “DeGen” covers him as the ref counts . . . 1 . . . .2 . . . .3 !!! Tim picks Revenge up and throws him through the ropes to the concrete floor.~

Tommy Crimson: Tim Kanzikston has just eliminated Revenge! That leaves Tim K. and Andy Murray! This should be a spectacular match!

Josh Allen: Both of these men have about the same power and strength, give or take a win or so!

~Tim K. watches as Revenge staggers to his feet, unaware that he is out of the match. Another ref from backstage comes out and shows him to the back, as Andy Murray sneaks up from behind on Tim. And grabs his hair and pulls his head down, sticks it under his arm and drops with a reverse ddt. He pins Tim. 1. . . .2 . . .kickout! Tim K. kicks out as Andy elbow drops him to the chest. Andy jumps onto the ropes and tries a moonsault, but Tim scoots away. Andy hits hard and Tim seizes the moment. He picks Andy Murray up and gives him eight right hand punches to the head. He goes for some left hand punches, but Andy grabs his hand, twists his arm and gives him a jawbreaker. Tim grabs his jaw in pain but doesn't fall, allowing Andy to run to the ropes and connect with a flying forearm shot to Tim's face. Tim's nose starts to bleed! Andy picks Tim's feet up and turns Tim over, putting him into a boston crab. Tim pulls himself to the ropes and the ref tells Andy to release the move. Andy holds on a bit longer before letting go.~

Tommy Crimson: Look at that! These guys should have gone at it in a hardcore title match! They've made each other bleed alot of blood! The blood is only making them stronger!

Josh Allen: I bet you blead a lot don't you?

Tommy Crimson: As a matter of fact, sometimes I do! But it only helps me!

Josh Allen: Yeah, helps you lose!

~Andy pulls Tim to his feet and throws him to the ropes. Tim comes back and Andy lifts him up and sidewalk slams him, but as he throws Tim down, Tim pulls Andy's face to the mat. Both men try to regain their senses. Tim gets up first, but Andy quickly follows. Tim kicks Andy and takes him to the turnbuckle. He sets Andy on the top of the turnbuckle and Tim climbs to the second rope. Tim tries to hurricanrana Andy off the turnbuckle but Andy blocks him. Andy grabs him and connects with a super Belly-To-Belly suplex off of the turnbuckle. Both men take a hit but Andy crawls over to Tim and covers him. The ref counts 1. . . . 2. . . but Andy pulls Tim's head up!!!~

Josh Allen: What the hell is he doing?!?!

~Andy picks Tim up and delivers the Highland Hangover to Tim. Tim hits, unconsious on the mat! Andy struts around the ring before finally covering Tim. 1. . . .2 . . . . 3! The ref calls for the bell, and it sounds ending the match. Andy Murray's hand is raised in victory. He leaves the ring as several of the referees come out and help Tim Kanzikston to the back~

Warrick: Here is your winner…..ANDY MURRAY!!!!!

Josh Allen: WOW! What a match! Two great athletes who are looking to make a name for themselves have just battled it out to a fitting finish! Not to mention, I have a feeling they taught Revenge how to be a wrestler! Haha!

Tommy Crimson: Indeed they did, let's take a look on the instant reply cam . . . Look at that, both Tim and Andy clothesline the hell out of Revenge! And watch, Tim goes right to work on Andy as soon as they pull that move off! Wow, what a match!

*The camera cuts to a camera man walking around in the back. He zooms in on a door that reads "CMS" in blue sharpie. The camera man opens the door and sees a very odd scene. Cash Money Slade is sitting on a chair, messing with a small TV. Next to it is Hippy McJiffy, wrapped in tin foil with a wire running up his back that is connected to the TV. Cash Money Slade sees the camera man and points at Hippy. He laughs as Hippy struggles to hold still. Cash Money puts his attention back on the television. He smacks in with frustration and begins to talk to Hippy McJiffy...*

Cash Money Slade: Alright Hippy...put your left leg a little higher and to the right..

*Hippy moves his leg as directed*

Cash Money Slade: Alright... now put your right arm above your head..

*Hippy moves his arm above his head like Cash Money Slade said*

Cash Money Slade: Now... jump up and down on one foot, rub your tummy with your left hand, and pat your head with your right!

*Hippy rolls his eyes and does as directed. He struggles to get down the pat/rub sequence but gets it down after awhile. Cash Money Slade laughs and claps..*

Cash Money Slade: Haha...Hippy.. your too much! Now do that Macarena and sing Yankee-Doodle-Dandy and we should have this thing working! *CMS laughs loudly*

*Hippy McJiffy rolls his eyes*

Hippy McJiffy: Is the singing necessary?!

Cash Money Slade: ....yep! *laughs* NOW DANCE HIPPY!! DAAANCE!

*Hippy McJiffy does the macarena perfectly*

Hippy McJiffy: HOW'S THIS?!

Cash Money Slade: PERFECT! I think its working...keep dancin' Hippy... but hold on..

*Cash Money Slade goes to his gym bag and pulls out a disposible camera. He stands in front of the shocked Hippy and takes a photo. Cash Money Slade begins to roll on the ground laughing*

Cash Money Slade: YOU GOOF! The TV worked the whole time! *CMS laughs some more*

*Hippy McJiffy begins to tear of the tinfoil, little feelers on his head and all.*

Hippy McJiffy: CMS! I HATE YOU! What...are you going to do with that photo! Give me that camera!

*Hippy struggles with CMS but Cash Money gets the upperhand easily. Well... he's basically holding Hippy's head with one hand while he desperately reaches for the camera in CMS's opposite hand. Finally, Hippy gives up and sits on the chair CMS was in.*

Hippy McJiffy: FINE! HAVE IT! Let's get to the video!

Cash Money Slade: Calm down... let me tell the fans what were about to watch! Well... I won't spoil it but lets say that Hippy finally gets what he deserves... lets go to the tape...

*Cash Money Slade pops the tape into the VCR and it begins to role...*

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*We see "Taped on a Previous Date" flash across the screen and the tape continues...Cash Money Slade walks over to the table where Veronica, Monica, ...Shawnica, and Hippy McJiffy sit. Hippy has Veronica in the right arm, Shawnica in the left, and Monica on his lap. Hippy has a big grin on his face, like he just died and went to heaven. Cash Money lets out a small chuckle and sits down on the other side of the booth.*

Cash Money Slade: Well well Hippy... I leave you alone for 15 minutes and this is what I see huh..

Hippy McJiffy: Yea... we have so much in common.. and Shawnica just looooooved my "You've been bad, go to my room" line... didn't you Shawnica...

*Shawnica giggles*

Shawnica: Yeeees... I did Hippy... but not as much as your cute red hair and little freckles!

*Hippy McJiffy giggles like a little schoolgirl. Cash Money rolls his eyes...*

Cash Money Slade: God.. so what are you guys doin later huh? Goin to Hippy's house?

*Cash Money Slade lets out an all-knowing laugh. Hippy's expession changes from a joyful one, to a worried one.*

Hippy McJiffy: Uhhhh..eh..excuse me girls can me and CMS here have a little talk?

Veronica of the Three: Sure Hippy...hurry back...

Hippy McJiffy: Sure thing..

*Hippy McJiffy lets out a nervous laugh and the four pile out of the booth. Hippy walks about 20 feet away and motions Cash Money Slade to follow him. Cash Money sighs and walks over to Hippy.*

Cash Money Slade: I know what this is about Hippy and the answer is NO!

Hippy McJiffy: Come on CMS! I need to borrow your house for the night! I'm going to lose my virginity to THREE GIRLS! I can feel it!

Cash Money Slade: ........................Hippy... you are by far the biggest loser I've ever known... but... your Hippy...

*Cash Money Slade reaches in his pocket and pulls out his keys. He gets on of the keys off the keyring and hands it to Hippy slowely. Hippy snatches it from his hands.

Hippy McJiffy: THANKS CMS! YOUR THE COOLEST!

Cash Money Slade: Yea no proble-.....

*Hippy McJiffy shoves the key in his pocket and runs back to the girls. Cash Money Slade sighs but then lets out a little laugh. The camera comes to a fade..*

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*The camera cuts back to the locker room. Cash Money Slade is shaking his head and Hippy McJiffy is smiling like a nine year-old boy.*

Hippy McJiffy: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT! I won't even go into what happened after that!

*Cash Money pauses*

Cash Money Slade: Nothing happened huh...

Hippy McJiffy: .....well...you could say that yea..

Cash Money Slade: *laughs* I thought so.. did they even stay the night?

Hippy McJiffy: ....They said they had to get up early!

Cash Money Slade: Heh..I'm sure. Well at least it's a minor sucess...well a major sucess for you Hippy! What a deal!

Hippy McJiffy: YEA! I have their numbers too!

Cash Money Slade: Great... well.. I gotta big match to get ready for so why don't you go call them or something.. I'll catch upto you later aight?

Hippy McJiffy: Aight C. Diddy! Peace out!

*Hippy McJiffy walks out the room and Cash Money Slade begins to get ready for his qualifier...the camera cuts back to Allen and Crimson*

Allen: Man, those two are crazy!

Crimson: Damnit, why can’t they act like idiots on their own time?

Allen: Don’t ask me! But lets get to the third qualifier of the night, it should be a good one!

Qualifier 3

Goldie (3-0) vs. The Biscuit Tin Bomber (1-1) vs. Da Boom (1-2) vs. Homeboy (2-1)

~ “Gold Shine” by Project Pat begins playing and Goldie makes his way to the ring as the fans stand and watch him~

Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the third Qualifier for the Rookie’s Night Out!!! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, standing 6’5” and weighing in at 251 lbs…….GOLDIE!!!!!

~ “Ballymore Boys” by Shamrock begins playing and the fans stand and give a good ovation as The Biscuit Tin Bomber makes his way to the ring~

Warrick: Introducing next, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, standing 6’4” and weighing in at 250 lbs……THE BISCUIT TIN BOMBER!!!!!

~ “Liberate” by Slipknot blasts through the arena as Da Boom makes his way to the ring to some slight boos from the crowd~

Warrick: Coming down the aisle next, from Melbourne, standing 6’12” and weighing in at 269 lbs……DA BOOM!!!!!

~ “One Step Closer” by Linkin Park begins playing and the fans give a mixed reaction as they see the former Hardcore champ, Homeboy, make his way to the OCW ring~

Warrick: And finally, their opponent, from Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 242 lbs……HOMEBOY!!!!!

~The bell rings and the action gets under way. We see Boom and Goldie lock up and Goldie knees Boom in the gut. He then picks Boom up and slams him down to the mat. Goldie then begins stomping on Boom, as he rolls out of the ring. Goldie then goes to the outside after Boom. Meanwhile, inside the ring, TB2 and Homeboy and exchanging wicked blows at each other. TB2 then gives Homeboy a kick to the gut and Homeboy bends over in pain. TB2 then grabs his head and delivers a swinging neck breaker~

Allen: Damn, TB2 is kicking Homeboy’s ass!!

Crimson: Hell, I could kick Homeboy’s ass!

Allen: He is a former Hardcore champ!

Crimson: So? I’m a former US Champ and I’m undefeated!

Allen: Not after Monday!

~On the outside, we see Goldie grab ahold of Boom as he was trying to get back into the ring. Goldie then grabs him by the back of the head and rams him, face first, into the steel ring post. Boom falls to the ground and Goldie begins to stomp the hell out of him. In the ring, we see TB2 pulling Homeboy to his feet. TB2 then whips Homeboy into the corner, but Homeboy reverses and TB2 hits hard. Homeboy then charges in, but TB2 gets a boot up and nails Homeboy in the face and Homeboy falls to the ground~

Allen: Wow! TB2 is really taking it to the former Hardcore Champ!

Crimson: I’m not surprised, all these guys suck!

~Goldie pulls Boom to his feet and tosses him back into the ring. Goldie then gets on the apron and begins to climb to the top rope. Goldie then waits for Boom to get to his feet, Boom does and Goldie leaps off nailing him with a Double Axe Handle. Goldie then goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: Da Boom kicked out!!!

Crimson: Damn, this is Boring!

Allen: Shut the hell up Crimson!

~Goldie gets up and pulls Boom to his feet. He then whips Boom into the ropes and Boom bounces off. Goldie then lifts him up in a fireman’s carry and drops him with a Michinoku Driver. Meanwhile, TB2 has Homeboy to his feet and lifts him up and places him on the top turnbuckle. TB2 then climbs up there with Homeboy and hooks him for a superplex. He then leaps off, dropping Homeboy with a great superplex. He hooks the leg of Homeboy and the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: Oh!!! TB2 nearly eliminated the former Hardcore Champ!!

Crimson: Huh? What? I must have dozed off!

Allen: You Loser!

~TB2 gets up and drags Homeboy into the corner. Homeboy is sitting down in the corner and TB2 begins to stomp away at the chest of Homeboy. Meanwhile, we see Goldie pulls Boom to his feet as Boom is barely able to stand up. Goldie lifts Boom up in a powerbomb position and then runs across the ring, dropping him with a running powerbomb. Goldie gets to his feet and looks down at Da Boom~

Allen: Running Powerbomb!!! That is the setup for Goldstrike!!

Crimson: Oh really? What a crappy setup!

~Goldie now pulls Boom to his feet, hooks his head between his legs and hooks his arms. Goldie then lifts Boom up and nails him with Goldstrike!!! Goldie then rolls Boom over and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

3!!!!

Allen: Da Boom has been eliminated!!!

Crimson: Man, what a shitty way to go, being pinned by Goldie!!

Allen: How is that shitty?

Crimson: Because who the hell is Goldie?

Allen: Whatever man

~We see Goldie toss Boom out of the ring and then sit in the corner for a minute, watching the action across the ring. TB2 has Homeboy to his feet in the corner and is chopping away at the bare chest of Homeboy. Goldie then gets up and walks up behind TB2. He then grabs the head of TB2, hooks it under his arm and drops him with a reverse DDT. Goldie grabs Homeboy and gives him a hip toss back into the center of the ring~

Allen: Goldie is cleaning house right now!!!

Crimson: Yea, but look at his competition! This is about as impressive as me taking on HeKTiK!

~Goldie now pulls Homeboy to his feet and whips him into a corner. Homeboy hits hard. Goldie then charges in at him, but Homeboy lunges and nails Goldie with a huge clothesline. Goldie hits the mat hard and Homeboy falls, exhausted from the beating he has taken in this match~

Allen: Man!! Homeboy just annihilated Goldie with that clothesline!

Crimson: Quit getting all excited over this Allen, it is just a bunch of crappy rookies hitting each other.

Allen: I think your jealous!

Crimson: Me? Jealous of them? Hell No!

Allen: Yea, whatever man!

~TB2 now is at his feet and sees both Goldie and Homeboy on the mat, struggling to get to their feet. He sees Goldie is on his hands and knees near the ropes and TB2 charges at him. He then nails Goldie with a baseball slide and that sends Goldie through the ropes and Goldie lands on his head on the outside concrete flooring~

Allen: Oh, Damn man!! Goldie landed on his head!

Crimson: Yea, well we won’t have to see his ugly ass much more!

~TB2 now goes over to Homeboy, who is on his hands and knees as well. TB2 pulls Homeboy to his feet, but on his way up, Homeboy gets a sucker punch into the gut of TB2. TB2 bends over in pain and Homeboy grabs his head and drops him with the Cutter!!! Homeboy then falls to the mat along with TB2. He slowly is able to roll TB2 over onto his back and throws his arm over the chest of TB2 for the pin~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: TB2 kicked out of the Cutter!

Crimson: So? That move sucked anyways!

~Both men now make it to their feet at the same time and begin exchanging blows between one another. TB2 then has Homeboy reeling back into a corner. TB2 then lifts a dazed Homeboy up on the top rope. TB2 climbs up there with him, but Homeboy knees him in the gut a couple of times. Homeboy then hooks TB2 for a suplex, leaps off and drops him with a face buster!! Homeboy then rolls TB2 over and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

3!!!!

Allen: TB2 has been eliminated by Homeboy!!!

Crimson: About time, let’s get this boring match over with!

Allen: Damn, I am starting to hate you!

~Homeboy then gets to his feet as TB2 is helped out of the ring and Homeboy begins to rest. He goes over to the ropes and leans against them, to catch his breath. Then, we see from behind, Goldie is back in the ring and he charges at Homeboy, who has his back to Goldie. Homeboy though turns around, puts his head down and lifts Goldie over the top rope and crashing down to the concrete floor~

Allen: Goldie tried to surprise Homeboy, but paid for it!

Crimson: Yup, he’s a moron!

~Homeboy now goes to the top turnbuckle and looks down at Goldie, who is struggling to his feet. Homeboy then leaps off and nails Goldie with a flying clothesline from the top rope. Homeboy gets to his feet and pulls Goldie to his. Homeboy then whips Goldie into the steel ring steps and Goldie hits very hard. Goldie is then sitting against them when Homeboy runs at him and nails him with a baseball slide which slams Goldie into the steel steps again~

Allen: Man! Homeboy is looking like the winner in this Qualifier!

Crimson: Well, didn’t you say he was the former Hardcore champ or something?

Allen: Yea

Crimson: Well, then of course he is going to win, cause Goldie is a crappy moron!

~Homeboy now pulls Goldie to his feet and tosses him back into the ring. Homeboy gets in the ring behind him and pulls Goldie to his feet. Homeboy then whips Goldie into a corner and Goldie comes stumbling out. Homeboy charges at him, but Goldie lifts him up and drops him head first into the top turnbuckle and Homeboy falls flat on his back~

Allen: Goldie just tossed Homeboy into that turnbuckle!

Crimson: Well, Homeboy is really proving why he couldn’t hold on to that Hardcore Title!

~Goldie now pulls Homeboy to his feet and backs him into a corner. He begins to punch and kick away at Homeboy, slowly wearing him down. Goldie then whips Homeboy across the ring and Homeboy slams into the opposite corner very hard. Goldie then charges in and nails Homeboy with a huge splash! Goldie then pulls Homeboy out of the corner a few feet, hooks him around the waist and drops him with a belly to belly suplex~

Allen: Goldie is now dismantling Homeboy!

Crimson: Well damn, that just sucks doesn’t it?

~Goldie now pulls Homeboy to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Goldie puts his head down as Homeboy bounces off. Homeboy then stops and grabs the head of Goldie and goes for Twist of the Streets! But Goldie shoves Homeboy off of him. Homeboy then walks right into a kick to the gut, Goldie then hooks him and delivers the Goldstrike!!! Goldie rolls Homeboy over and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

3!!!!!

~The bell rings and the ref raises the hand of Goldie as the winner~

Warrick: Here is your winner, and an entrant into the Rookie Rumble…….GOLDIE!!!!!

Allen: Goldie pinned the former Hardcore champ!!! This has to be a huge upset!!

Crimson: Sure is, man I thought Homeboy had him!

Allen: Yea, same here, but Goldie advances, nevertheless!

~Suddenly, Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue begins to play on the OCW PA System and the arena fills with cheers, as the 5 members of Extreme Tendencies; Josh Allen, Triple M, Goldie, Johnny Elite and Jeffrey James appears from behind the curtain, stop at the top of the stage, then start to walk down. On their way down, a fan tries to shove a New Breed sign into Triple M's face, to which he grabs it, then rips it up into pieces. Extreme Tendencies split ways and each make their way up the two sets of ring stairs nearest the ramp, then climb in through the middle rope, pose a little, then Triple M takes the mic from Warrick, who makes his way out of the ring. ~

Triple M: "You know ay Wednesday Night Piledriver last week, Extreme Tendencies took care of what has to be the most pathetic stable OCW has ever seen..............The New Breed"

~The fans cheer at the mention of The New Breed ~

Triple M: "Now I don't know what the hell exactly you guys are cheering for, I doubt if they are even going to be in any shape to compete here tonight, Infact, I don't even think that they could bare the embarassment to come to the arena tonight. Last Wednesday nigh......."

~Triple M is "rudely" interrupted when Turn Me On Mr. Deadman by The Union Underground starts playing, and the fans inside the arena start cheering for The New Breed! In the ring, Extreme Tendencies start laughing and joking, but nobody comes down. The grins on the faces of Goldie, Josh Allen, Triple M and Seventeen now come to looks of confusion, as they continue staring up the ramp, awaiting The New Breed suddenly, the fans explode with cheers, as the camera cuts to Andy Murray, Wayne West, The Biscuit Tin Bomber and Da Boom running through the crowd, wearing indentical Black "The New Breed" shirts!! The New Breed enter the ring under the ropes, and stand directly behind all 5 members of Extreme Tendencies. Extreme Tendencies slowly start to turn round, and when they notice The New Breed standing right in font of them, the expressions on their faces turn to deep horror, as The New Breed starts pounding away. Andy Murray goes right after Triple M, hammering away on him with some hard right hands in the corner, while Wayne "The Man" West takes on both members of Seventeen, taking them apart with ease. We see The Biscuit Tin Bomber nailing Goldie with a stiff DDT and Da Boom brawling with Lightweight champ Josh Allen. Murray turns his attentions away from Triple M, as Da Boom whips Josh Allen into big low blow from Murray. Murray then lifts up Allen, is if to hit a powerbomb, but then falls backwards, landing Josh Allen on a Diamond Cutter from the awaiting Wayne West! At the other side of the ring, TB2 has Goldie on his shoulders, and plants him with The Golden Shamrock! Da Boom goes up top........Frog Splash! At that point, Seventeen get back up and attack Wayne West from behind, but they cant get the big man down! Murray and TB2 run over to assist West while Da Boom stomps away on Triple M. Murray, West and TB2 disect Seventeen using their size and strength advantage to full effect. Murray picks up the fallen Johnny Elite.......HIGHLAND HANGOVER!! Down on the mat, Wayne West rolls over Jeffrey James and locks in The Anklelock!! Back over in the corner, Da boom continues to stomp away on Triple M, West, Murray and TB2 walk over and start to stare at Triple M, Murray tells Da Boom to step back, which he does. Murray walks right up to Triple M, says something to him, then picks him up and chokes him in the corner. Triple M falls to his knees, clutching his neck as Murray climbs up top, and tells Wayne West to pwoerbomb him down on the mat. Murray reaches the top as West picks up Triple M and slams him down hard on the mat! The fans start to cheer in anticipation of what is about to follow. Murray startes into the crowd, the spins his legs forward successfully nailing The Shooting Star Press!!! Murray reclines back from the dismantled Triple M, then gets to his feet as Turn Me On Mr. Deadman begins to play again, and the fans start cheering for The New Breed! All members of The New Breed walk to the center of the ring and nail a high five, before leaving through the carnage in the ring, up the ramp and to the back.................we then go back to the announce table~

Allen: Murray and crew just laid Extreme Tendencies!!

Crimson: Cool! I hate those bastards!

Josh Allen: Ladies and gentleman, the night is just beginning. Remember, tonight, when all is said and done, two men will compete in a match that will basically give the men a chance to become stars! Let's go to our next match! I've learned just now that this match is another three way, instead of a four way. Maybe tomorrow on Massacre president Dean can clear up the reason that these men have dropped out of their matches! Who would want to drop out? And I'll tell ya one thing, I've been in a match with this Pete Parker man! If these other two aren't carefuly, he'll take them out before the bell sounds! Parker is a great wrestler, he's a great competitor and he gives it his all!

Tommy Crimson: I don't know, the fact is that only the strong will survive, but only the smart AND strong wrestlers will win. That's just the way this business is. Those who wanna do what they want to do won't last a day in OCW. For instance, Revenge was lucky to even make it to Rookies Night Out alive! And so, with that. . .

Khan Phusion (0-2) vs. Chris Cutlass (0-0) vs. Pete “Pornstar” Parker (2-1)

Warrick: Ladies and gentleman, already in the ring, standing 6'2 weighing 232 pounds, from Greenbelt, Maryland, Khan Phusion! And introducing his first opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing 245 and standing 6'1, Chris Cutlass!

~ “Miami” by Will Smith plays through the arena as the fans boo Chris Cutlass. Cutlass makes his way down the aisle to the ring.~

Tommy Crimson: Listen to the fans boo this man, he hasn't even wrestled before in OCW, and they're booing him! Looks like he's not the pick for this match!

Warrick: And finally from Hollywood, California. . . one half of the tag team S & V of Corporal Punishment, standing 6'2 and weight 229 pounds, Pete “Pornstar” Parker!

~ “Pornstar” by Buck Cherry blasts through the arena. Pete Parker emerges from under the OCWtron and walks down to the aisle with a few “ladies” He slides into the ring, and the ladies walk to the back. The bell sounds, as the ref tells them men the rules.~

Josh Allen: Wow, did you see those ladies Tommy? Man! Petey knows how to entertain, in AND out of the ring!

Tommy Crimson: I bet he paid them to walk down to the ring with him! They look too good to be his!

Josh Allen: Haha, yeah, I guess!

~All three men jump at once. Pete and Khan collide heads as Chris laughs, but Pete quickly elbows Chris to the face. Chris stumbles back and is put in a brainbuster suplex by Khan. Khan starts chocking Chris in front of the ref. The ref can't get him to let go, so Pete just picks Khan up and gives him a death-valley driver. Khan's head and neck hit hard and he lies in pain. Pete picks Khan up and throws him to the ropes. Khan comes back and is met with a hurricanrana from Pete Parker. Pete gets up and poses for some ladies in the front row, only to be met with a low-blow from Chris Cutlass. The ref warns Chris not to do it anymore, and Chris runs backwards, bounces off the ropes and connects with a running neckbreaker on Pete. Chris picks up Khan Phusion and does the same running neckbreaker to him. Chris climbs the second turnbuckle and raises his hands into the air. The fans boo him, and one fan even throws a cup of beer at him. It hits Chris right in the face. He jumps off the turnbuckle and tries to get the beer out of his eyes, but Pete Parker gets up and gives him a german suplex from behind. Parker throws him to the corner and runs in for a clothesline. Chris moves and Pete smacks the turnbuckle post. Chris goes behind him and connects with a crusifixion. He pins Pete. . .1 . . .2. . kickout!

Tommy Crimson: Wow, he kicked out! Petey Boy isn't going to give up just yet, that stupid son of . . .

Josh Allen: Look, Chris just took something out of his pants! The ref doesn't see it!!!

~Chris pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. Pete stands up, but the camera sees that Tommy Crimson has left his position at the table and stood on the ring apron. Chris pull back to swing at Pete, but Crimson grabs his hand and takes the knuckles from Chris. Chris swings at Tommy, but Tommy jumps off the apron, as Pete gives Chris a low-blow of his own. Khan goes for Pete, but Pete ducks and gives him a European Uppercut.~

Josh Allen: Welcome back Tommy! What was that all about?

Tommy Crimson: I hate sore losers, besides, this is a rookie up there, he has no right using a weapon! Haha.

Josh Allen: But don't you use weapons all the time?

Tommy Crimson: That's different son!

~Khan hits the ground and Pete slides outside the ring. He goes over to some ladies in the front row and starts talking to them, showing off his muscles and body. Inside, Chris Cutlass gets up and quickly hits the Bayonet (Kid Krusher) on Khan Phusion. The ref counts, 1. . . .2. . . . 3. . . . Pete tries to slide in and stop it, but Khan Phusion has already rolled out of the ring. Pete gets up and runs at Chris, but Chris grabs Pete first and body presses him to the outside concrete. Pete lies in pain as Chris climbs the turnbuckle. Pete stands up and Chris dives off with a twisting moonsault. Pete moves, but is still caught in the arm with a foot. He holds his right arm as he throws Chris into the steel steps. The ref inside the rings tells Pete to get back in the ring. Pete gets in the ring, followed by Chris. Chris runs at Pete, but Pete puts him in the spinning spinebuster. Pete quickly picks up Chris and kicks him in the stomach and puts him in The Climax (Cradle Tombstone). Chris is knocked out instantly, and Pete covers. The ref counts 1. . . . 2. . . . 3. . . . The ref calls for the bell and it sounds as he raises Pete's arm into the air. Pete climbs the turnbuckle and poses as camera flashes light up the arena. Pete leaves the ring, and the camera goes to the announcer's table.~

Warrick: Here is your winner…..PETE “PORNSTAR” PARKER!!!!!

Tommy Crimson: Pete Parker picks up another victory to make his record 3-1, AND picks up a spot in the “Rookie Rumble” later on this evening!

Josh Allen: So far this evening, we've seen Goldie, Pete Parker, Andy Murray and the Big Bifford move on to the “Rookie Rumble” that will take place this evening!

Allen: Well, we are moving along very rapidly, so lets get going to Qualifier match number five!!!

Crimson: Yea!

Qualifier #5

Shannon Shag-Nasty (1-0) vs. Jedit Omen (1-0) vs. “The Real F*ckin Show” Kannon (1-1) vs. E-Dogg (0-2)

~ “Shag’s theme” begins playing and the fans boo extremely loudly as they see Shag-Nasty make his way down to the ring area~

Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the fifth qualifier of the night!!! Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, standing 6’7” and weighing in at 275 lbs……SHANNON SHAG-NASTY!!!!!

~ “Their Law” by Prodigy begins playing and the fans stand and watch as Jedit Omen makes his way down to the ring area~

Warrick: Introducing next, from Kojima Kurashiki, Japan, standing 6’1” and weighing in at 183 lbs……JEDIT OMEN “THE WATER ELEMENTAL”!!!!!

~ “Thunder Kiss ‘65” by White Zombie hits and the fans boo as they see Kannon make his way down to the ring area, accompanied by Wild Side~

Warrick: And next, from Hollywood, California, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 235 lbs…… “THE REAL F*CKIN SHOW” KANNON!!!!!

~ “Let’s Get High” by Dr. Dre hits and the fans cheer slightly as they see E-Dogg make his way to the ring, he gets in and the ring announcer speaks~

Warrick: And their opponent, from San Francisco, California, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 230 lbs…….E-DOGG!!!!!

~The bell rings and the match gets started off. Omen and Kannon lock up in the middle of the ring and Kannon lifts Omen up over his head and tosses him to the mat, on his back. Kannon then goes to lift Omen up when Dogg attacks Kannon from behind. Dogg knees him in the kidneys a couple of times and Kannon staggers back in pain. Dogg then shoves Kannon back into a corner and wails away on him with lefts and rights. Then all of a sudden, Shag runs in there and delivers a big splash, crushing both men in the corner. Shag then grabs Dogg and tosses him over the top rope and Shag begins to work Kannon over in the corner~

Allen: Whoa!! This match sure got off to a fast start!!

Crimson: Yea, looks like all these guys wanted a piece of each other really badly!

Allen: Sure does!

~Shag whips Kannon out of the corner to a waiting Omen in the middle of the ring. Kannon then runs right into a spinning heel kick from Omen. Omen then gets run over by a clothesline from Shag. Shag then pulls Omen to his feet and tosses him over the top rope as well. Shag then begins to stomp away on Kannon, who is laying in the middle of the ring~

Allen: Damn, looks like Shag thinks he is in the Rookie Rumble already!

Crimson: Haha, shows just how smart that idiot is!

Allen: Whatever man!

~Shag now pulls Kannon to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Kannon bounces off and Shag nails him with a great dropkick. The momentum takes Kannon out of the ring and tumbling to the outside. Once Kannon goes to the outside, he lands right by Omen, who is just recovering from being hurled over the top. Omen then sees Kannon and immediately begins going to work on Kannon on the outside~

Allen: Man, everyone is attacking poor Kannon!

Crimson: Yea, he isn’t going to last much longer at this rate!

Allen: I have to agree!

~Shag then sees Dogg, who is at his feet on the outside, and reaches over the ropes and grabs Dogg by his hair. He then pulls Dogg up on the apron, hooks him and suplexes him back inside the ring. Meanwhile, on the other side, we see Omen tossing Kannon back into the ring, under the bottom rope. Omen then climbs to the top rope, leaps off nailing Kannon with a frog splash and he goes for a pin, the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: Whoa! Kannon barely kicked out of that frog splash from Jedit Omen!

Crimson: Yea, if you’re a Kannon fan, which I’m not, then you gotta be pissin’ your pants right about now!

Allen: Maybe so

~Omen gets up and starts kicking Kannon as he is laying on the mat. This causes Kannon to roll out of the ring and to the outside. Omen then looks over and sees Shag choking the hell out of Dogg. Omen then walks over there and gives Shag a wicked kick right to the face. Omen then pulls Shag to his feet and Shag is standing right against the ropes. Omen then nails Shag with a huge superkick and it sends Shag flying over the top rope and to the outside~

Allen: Damn, bodies are flying everywhere!

Crimson: Does this Jedit Omen guy know how to use his hands?

Allen: Doesn’t look that way!

~Omen now pulls Dogg to his feet and hooks him for a suplex. Omen lifts him up in the air and then drops him with a brainbuster. Omen then hooks the leg of Dogg and the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: E-Dogg barely got out of that one!

Crimson: Yea, it won’t be long before he gets pinned though…just a feeling!

~Omen now goes to the top turnbuckle and gets to the top. He stands up and looks down at Dogg who is stumbling around on his feet. Omen then leaps off and nails Dogg with Riptide!! Dogg falls flat on his face and is not moving. Omen then gets on Dogg’s back and locks him in the Tidal Pull!!! Dogg starts flailing around and screaming like a girl. He finally taps out and is eliminated from the match~

Allen: Jedit Omen just made E-Dogg tap out!!!

Crimson: Well, sucks for E-Dogg, but did I call it or what?!

Allen: Yea, okay you called it!

Crimson: Damn straight!

~Omen then gets to his feet as Dogg leaves the ring. He then sees Shag getting back into the ring. Omen then walks over to Shag and they lock up. Omen knees Shag in the gut and whips him into the ropes. Omen goes for a spinning heel kick, but Shag grabs his leg, hooks Omen and drops him with a Capture Suplex~

Allen: Capture Suplex from Shag-Nasty!!!

Crimson: Damn, and that was nasty, for Omen that is!

~Shag now pulls Omen to his feet and whips him to a nearby corner, Omen hits hard. Shag then rushes in there and nails Omen with a huge clothesline in the corner. Shag then lifts Omen up and over his shoulder. Shag then delivers a running powerslam to Omen. He then goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: Jedit Omen barely kicked out of that move!

Crimson: Damnit, I want this match to get over with!

~Shag now lifts Omen to his feet and places him on the top turnbuckle. Shag begins to climb up there with him, when Kannon enters the ring. Shag has his back to Kannon and is about to give Omen a superplex. Kannon though grabs the legs of Shag, lifts him off the top and delivers a powerbomb to Shag. Kannon then turns around, only to be hit with a missile dropkick from Omen~

Allen: Wow!! What action in this match!

Crimson: Yea, that little Omen guy sure kicked the hell out of Kannon!

~Omen now pulls Shag to his feet and drags him near the ropes. Omen climbs through the ropes and is standing on the apron. He hooks the head of Shag and lifts him up in the air, he then drops Shag with a suplex all the way to the outside. Shag lands hard on the concrete floor~

Allen: Man, what a move by Jedit Omen!

Crimson: Yea, that little guy is taking it too both Kannon and Shag-Nasty!

~Omen then gets back in the ring, thinking Kannon is still down. But when he looks over at Kannon, he receives The Final Shot(superkick) right to the jaw. Omen falls to the mat, damn near unconscious and Kannon goes for the pin~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: Jedit Omen kicked out!!!

Crimson: Man, I can’t believe that little man kicked out!!

Allen: Damn, me neither!

~Kannon now gets to his feet and pulls Omen to his. He whips Omen into a nearby corner and Omen hits hard, Kannon then rushes in, but Omen moves out of the way and Kannon hits the corner hard. Omen then whips Kannon into the ropes and he puts his head down. Kannon stops, hooks Omen and delivers End Game! Kannon then rolls Omen on his back and covers him, the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

3!!!!

Allen: Jedit Omen is gone!!!

Crimson: Damn, I was actually liking the guy. Oh well, now it is down to Kannon and Shag!

Allen: Yup, sure is!

~Kannon now throws Omen out of the ring and then goes to the outside, looking for Shag. Shag though, has managed to sneak back into the ring and Kannon doesn’t notice. Shag then waits till Kannon is in reach and leaps over the top rope and lands on Kannon with a cross body. Shag then gets to his feet and tosses Kannon back into the ring~

Allen: What agility for the big man, Shag-Nasty!

Crimson: Yea, man that damn near crushed Kannon!

~Shag now pulls Kannon to his feet and sets him up for the Shagon’s Tail, he lifts Kannon up on his shoulders, but Kannon begins punching away on the head of Shag. Shag then lets Kannon down, Kannon spins Shag around and drops him with a DDT~

Allen: What a DDT there by Kannon!

Crimson: Yea, he was able to avoid Shagon’s Tail, good move!

~Kannon now goes to the top rope as Shag is stumbling to his feet. Shag gets to his feet and Kannon leaps off the top rope with a huricanrana into a pin, the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: Ohh!!! Shag-Nasty kicked out of that Huricanrana!!

Crimson: Yea, but man was it ever close!

Allen: Sure was!!

~Kannon now gets to his feet and pulls Shag to his feet, he kicks Shag in the gut, hooks his arms and delivers End Game! The ref goes to make the count, when all of a sudden two men come from the crowd and rush into the ring~

Allen: Wait a minute, I’ve seen those two somewhere before!

Crimson: Me too, but I can’t put my finger on it!

Allen: Wait a minute, it’s Lan Ragus and JY Kidd!!! What are they doing here?!

~Ragus grabs the ref and goes to deliver a spinebuster, when Kidd leaps off, nailing the ref with a leg drop. Kannon then gets up, but Ragus delivers a jumping inverted DDT on Kannon. Both men get out of the ring and Wild Side begins to go after them, he chases them out of the arena~

Allen: Wait a minute?! Lan Ragus and JY Kidd just laid waste to the ref and Kannon!!

Crimson: Oh man, could this be the B.O.O. that Shag has been talking about?

Allen: Damn, you might have stumbled onto something Crimson!

Crimson: Hell yea, I’m the man!

Allen: Not quite!

~Kannon is able to recover before Shag and puts his arm on the chest of Shag, but the ref is still out. Suddenly a man dressed in a ref’s uniform rushes to the ring~

Crimson: It’s another ref!

Allen: Damn, when was the last time you saw a ref that was about 6’11”?

Crimson: Good question!

~The ref lifts Kannon off of Shag. He then puts Kannon on his shoulders and delivers a DVD into a Lo Down! The ref then puts Shag’s arm on top of Kannon and makes a very fast count~

1!

2!

3!!!!

~The big ref calls for the bell, but the other ref has come to and he calls for it as well. They then begin to argue and talk it over with Warrick. Finally they make a decision and Warrick announces it as the big ref drags Shag out of the ring and carries him back to the locker room~

Warrick: The winner of this match….uhhh….is…..The winners of this match are “THE REAL F*CKIN SHOW” KANNON and SHANNON SHAG-NASTY!!!!!

Allen: Huh? What in the hell is that all about?

Crimson: Both men are going to the Rumble Allen!

Allen: So, they both get a win?

Crimson: Yup! And not one loss for either one of them either.

Allen: Yea, but that ain’t fair man, Ragus and Kidd took out the ref and then that humongous ref came in and just fucked everything up!

Crimson: Well Allen, that is life!

~The camera cuts to the back where we see Dean, with a puzzled look on his face and he starts talking to Cheasy~

Dean: Cheasy, when did we hire that ref?

Cheasy M: I’ve never seen him before Dean-o!

Dean: Damn, well find somethin’ out about that sucka, cause he kinda looks familiar to me!

Cheasy M: Will do Dean-o!

~The camera cuts back to the ring where Kannon starts to leave the ring, Josh Allen gets up from his announcing chair and runs at Kannon. He forearms him to the back of the head, and Kannon hits the ground. Josh starts to kick Kannon in the ribs and stomach. Several of the referees come out from backstage and pull Kannon off of the ground and to the back before Josh gets him some more. Josh Allen slides into the ring with an angry look on his face. He takes the announcers microphone and speaks.~

Josh Allen: Now, OCW's first all-rookie Pay Per View wouldn't be complete without OCW's Own self-proclaimed "Rookie of the Year"! Sure, I have my little spot down at the table, but you can bet the action is a lot better! Kannon, it's called business! OCW is a business! So you didn't like it when people made fun of you, you didn't like it when I made something that made you look a shred bit worse than you already are?! Get over it! I don't see you out here making compliments to all of your opponents, you come out, and you make bad remarks about them! I speak in my business Kannon, and I showed the world the fool inside of you! You call yourself the Real F*cking Show, well I'll tell you what, give me a few weeks to clear up my current standings, and me and you can dance in a cage match for all I care! But don't mess with me, not now, not while I'm working my way to the top!

~He drops his microphone and slides out of the ring. He goes back to the announcers table and takes his seat.~

Allen: Well, now lets get to the next Qualifier, hehe!

Joey Corona (0-0) vs. Jeffery James (0-0) vs. HeKTiK(0-1)

Warrick: Ladies and Gentleman: Introducing first, From Chicago, Illinios, standing 6'8 and weight 280 pounds, HEKTIK!!!!!!

~ “Call of Ktulu” by Metallica begins to play through the arena as Hektik makes his way out onto the stage. He jogs down to the ring and slides in. ~

Warrick: And second, from Seattle, Washington, standing 6'0 and weighing in at 180 pounds, Jeffery James!!!!

~ “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana blasts through the arena. The crowd gets cheerful for Jeffrey as he makes his way onto the stage. Jeffrey walks down the right side of the aisle slapping the hands of the fans. He gets to the ring and slides in. He and Hektik almost immediately go at it, but the ref pulls them apart and sends them to seperate corners.~

Warrick: And the third opponent, all the way from Miami, Florida, weighing 230 pounds and standing 5'11, Joeyyyy Corona!!!!

~ “Miami” by Will Smith plays through the PA system in the arena. The fans boo Joey as he walks out onto the stage. He runs to the ring and slides in. The ref checks the boots of each wrestler and goes over the rules.~

Tommy Crimson: Oh come on, these rookies aren't smart enough to bring something to the ring in their boots! That's something only a veteran like myself could pull off!

Josh Allen: Give me a break, will ya? That US title reign of yours isn't as great as you say it is Mr. “I was undefeated!”

Tommy Crimson: Son, you're about to . . .

Josh Allen: Don't ever call me “son” again Crimson! We have a match to call!

~ Jeffery and Hektik go at it while Joey stands by and watches. Hektik nails Jeffery with a snap suplex. Jeffery tries to get back up but Hektik clotheslines him down. Hektik picks Jeffery up and goes for another snap suplex, but Jeffery reverses into a stalling brainbuster! Jefferey gives a backbreaker to Joey Corona. Hektik picks up Joey and DDTs him to the mat. Hektik gets in on the action as Jeffery, Joey and Hektik all brawl back and forth in the middle with kicks and punches. Hektik takes a kick to the gut and is put into a spike piledriver by Jeffery. Joey makes his way over to Jeffery and hits him with a german suplex. As Joey gets up Hektik bulldogs his face into the mat. Hektik climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off for a swan-dive headbutt, but Joey rolls over, allowing Hektik to hit his face onto the mat. Hektik grabs his head and rolls out of the ring for a rest.~

Josh Allen: Man, I didn't realize Joey was that aware of his surroundings! Hektik just took his own head off!

Tommy Crimson: Rookies!!

~Jeffery crawls up and runs against the ropes, then dives out with a suicide dive onto Hektik. He comes down and hits his head on the guard rails outside the ring. Hektik and Jeffery try to collect themselves outside the ring as Joey collects himself inside. Hektik slides in and lifts Joey up for a Manhattan Drop. He connects, and Joey holds his mid-section as Hektik grabs his legs and puts him into a figure four. The ref drops down awaiting for Joey to tap. Jeffery slides back into the ring and dropkicks Hektik's head, forcing him to release the hold. Jefferey climbs the turnbuckle and flies off with a legdrop onto Hektik's neck. Hektik then rolls to the side turnbuckle and tries to recollect his energy, as Joey comes from the top turnbuckle and cross-body blocks Jefferey onto the mat. He pulls his leg up for the pin.

*1 . . . *2. . . . *Kickout!

Tommy Crimson: Wow, Jeffery James just kicked out after a spectacular move!

Josh Allen: It's called “will power” dumbass! Try it sometime!

~ Jeffery James pulls his way up and finds Hektik. Hektik tries to escape, but is hit with a running neckbreak from Jeffery James. Joey sets down in the corner and watches, catching his breath. Jeffery picks up Hektik and puts him in the Final Bell (Chicken Wing Jawbreaker). Hektik's jaw snaps and he hits the ground. Jeffery covers. 1. . . .2 . . . .3 . . . Jeffery kicks Hektik in ribs until Hektik has rolled out of the ring.~

Tommy Crimson: Jeffery James just eliminated Hektik, but he set himself up by allowing Joey to rest!

~Jeffery watches Hektik lie in pain as Joey sneaks up from behind and puts him into a running reverse neckbreaker. Jeffery is lifted to his feet by Joey, Joey kicks him to the guy, and delivers the Sunburst Driver (Steiner screwdriver). Joey covers and the ref counts 1. . . .2. . . .3. . . The bell rings as Joey's hand is raised to the air by the ref. He leaves the ring followed by James.~

Warrick: Here is your winner…..JOEY CORONA!!!!!

Josh Allen: Folks, Joey Corona picks up a nice win over Jeffery James and Hektik to advance! to tonights Battle Royal!

Crimson: Well let's get right back to the action in our next qualifying match-up.

Cash Money Slade (2-1) vs. Malice “The Executioner” (3-1) vs. J.T. Thatcher (0-0) vs. Evidence (0-0)

Warrick: First making his way to the ring at this time coming from New York, New York. Weighing in at 264 pounds and standing at 6'7"......EVIDENCE!!!!!

*"Evidence's Theme" starts to play over the PA system as out comes Evidence. He is met with a barage of boos from the audience as he slides in the ring and has a confused look on his face.*

Josh: I think that these people don't like him too much.

Crimson: Very very perceptive Josh.

Josh: I try my best.

Warrick: And now making his way down to the ring. Hailing from the streets of Brooklyn, New York. Weighing in at 223 pounds and standing at 5'8". He is....J.T. THATCHER!!!!

*"Thatcher's theme" plays over the speakers as out he comes to a very loud ovation of cheers. He slides into the ring as Evidence runs in and attacks JT.*

Josh: The action is starting a little bit early here.

Crimson: Well all I can say is that these guys are some hungry rookies.

*Warrick slides out of the ring and drops the mic as Evidence throws JT into the ropes. Leap frog by Evidence. JT stops right behind Evidence after the leap frog. Evidence turns around and is met with a beautiful dropkick from the high flyer that sends Evidence down hard to the mat. Evidence bounces back up only to be taken back down with an arm drag take-down. JT holds on to the armdrag and cranks the wrist of Evidence. Evidence makes his way back up to his feet and reverses the hold by flipping in all different directions and appling an arm lock of his own. Evidence turns the arm lock into a hammerlock. JT is screaming in pain as he tries to figure out a way out of this. He finally does by delivering a great leg sweep take down.*

Josh: These two guys are getting in a technical style match. Something these fans don't like seeing.

Crimson: Did you figure that out by the chants of "Boring" or did you figure it out on your own?

Josh: Shut up Tommy. I'm hearing that we have something going on in the back, let's check that out!

*The scene changes to the back where CMS and Malice are beating the living hell out of each other. CMS grabs a chair and nails Malice in the back of the head with it sending him down to the concrete. CMS picks up Malice and sends him into the coke machine that is near by. Silver Colas start to come out of the machine as staff and wrestlers run out and get the free supply of Silver Colas. CMS also seizes the opprotunity and grabs a Silver Cola and starts to chug it. But that allows Malice enough time to pick up a Silver Cola of his own and nail CMS right in the head with the can. CMS stumbles the other way dropping the Silver Cola in the process. [Scene Changes] Back in the ring JT still has the upper hand by sending Evidence into the ropes and nailing a beautiful spinning heel kick. JT then picks up Evidence and sends him into the corner. JT attempts a splash but Evidence moves out of the way allowing JT to hit his head on the metal ring post. Evidence then grabs JT from behind and delivers a diving reverse ddt. Evidence then goes over to the turnbuckle and takes the padding off of the top one. Evidence then goes and picks up JT. Evidence kicks JT in the gut and then sets him up for a powerbomb. JT reverses into a hurricarana pin. The ref counts.

1...

2.Evidence kicks out of the pin attempt*

Crimson: Still too early for the pin attempt.

Josh: This match is crazy! We have two in the back and two in the ring! I don't know which one to watch!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*[Scene changes] Malice who is still in charge of the match sets CMS on top of three palates. Malice then picks up CMS and puts him on his shoulders looking for a DVD, but CMS slides off the back of Malice. Malice turns around only to be met with a Fisherman's DDT through the palates. CMS goes to make the pin, but there is no ref. CMS gets angry with himself and picks up Malice. CMS drags Malice towards the entry way. [Scene changes] Inside the ring JT has the upper hand an punishing Evidence with rights and lefts which backs Evidence right into the corner. JT then sets up Evidence on the top rope. JT climbs up there as well. JT then attempts for a hurricarana, but it's reversed by Evidence into a diving powerbomb from the top rope giving JT major whiplash and a headache for a week, but Evidence can't follow up, that looked like that was all that he had left. CMS and Malice come out from the entry way as the crowd starts to cheer. CMS then snap suplexes Malice on the steel ramp. Malice grabs his back in pain. CMS kicks Malice down the ramp all the way to ringside.*

Josh: This is some hot action.

Crimson: Not a dull moment in this match.

*CMS then picks up Malice and sends him into the ring steps, but it's reversed by Malice who sends CMS crashing in the metal ring steps. Malice picks up CMS as they both stand on the ring steps. Malice picks up CMS for the Chokeslam to Hell and connects off of the ring steps. CMS is out cold from the high impact. Inside the ring Evidence is finally following up with an attempted hanging suplex, but somehow JT finds it in him to reverse it into a suplex of his own. JT waits for Evidence to get up. Evidence finally does and then JT connects with a spear!!! JT pulls up Evidence and then hits the Massive Illusion (X-Factor). He then makes the cover.

1...

2...

3!!!!*

Crimson: One down in this match.

*Malice directs his attention to the inside where he slides in and attacks JT Thatcher who is celebrating his win over Evidence. Malice gives JT a clothesline from behind. Malice picks up JT from behind and then nails a reverse brainbuster to the battered and beaten JT. Malice then picks up JT yet again and then sets him on the top. Malice signals for the Guillotine, but as Malice is fixing to do it, JT reverses into a Diamond Dust maneuver. Both men are down on the mat while CMS is still out on the outside. JT and Malice both stir. JT gets to his feet first as Malice does too and backs into a corner. JT runs and attempts a spear to Malice in the corner, but Malice moves out of the way and JT goes flying shoulder first into the ring post. JT grabs his arm in pain as Malice capitalizes and performs a single arm ddt which dislocates the arm of JT Thatcher. JT is screaming in pain as the ref goes and checks on him.*

Josh: That's horrible! Look at the shoulder of JT!!!

Crimson: That's the price you pay when you wrestle Allen.

*Malice then pushes the ref out of the way and starts to pound on the dislocated shoulder of JT Thatcher. JT screams as every kick hits the arm. Malice then follows up with a Crippler Crossface to the injured shoulder. JT immediately taps out, but Malice won't let go of the Crossface. JT is riving in pain. The pain then turns into too much as he passes out from it. But still Malice won't let go. CMS stirs on the outside and slides into the ring. Malice still is cranking back on the Crippler Crossface to the unconcious JT Thatcher. CMS has the ring bell in his hand.*

Josh: Won't somebody stop Malice?!?!

Crimson: I think that's what CMS is fixing to do.

*CMS then nails Mailce with ring bell as JT is still unconcious with the dislocated shoulder. The ref calls for the EMTs who rush out to ringside and put JT on a stretcher and wheel him to the back. CMS then picks up the fallen Malice and sets him up for a Falcon Arrow which connects, but he doesn't make the pin attempt. Instead he picks up Malice yet again and sets him in double underhook position. He elevates Malice and turns it into a double underhook backbreaker. Malice grabs the small of his back in pain. CMS sees the exposed turnbuckle and takes Malice over there. He pounds Malice's head into the exposed turnbuckle ten times as the crowd counts with him. Malice dazed and confused steps back and falls flat on his face.*

Crimson: It looks like Malice will be getting some of his own medicince here tonight.

Josh: About damn time is all I can say.

*CMS then picks up Malice who then immediately fights back with rights and lefts. He dazes CMS and picks him up for a DVD yet again, but again CMS falls off the back of Malice, but this time CMS connects with his finishing move the FLAT BROKE!! CMS makes the cover.

1...

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3!!!*

Warrick: Here is your winner CASH MONEY SLADE!!!

Josh: It looks like Slade earned that one.

Crimson: But will he be able to continue his winning streak here later tonight?

Josh: We’ll just have to find out!

*Suddenly the lights go out in the arena as Johnny Elite walks back to the back. "Enemy" by Eve6 then plays over the PA system as the World Champ then steps out from behind the curtains holding his World Title high up in the air with his left arm! The crowd boos histerically as he makes his way out the ring with a very distinctive limp on his right leg. His right arm is also in a sling which makes it basically impossible for him to compete. He comes down to the ring as laser blue and red laser lights pan the audience. Fire then shoots out of the rampway as TGO makes his way down the aisle. He steps into the ring and stares at Josh Allen and Tommy Crimson who are sitting at ringside. TGO pulls a mic out of his pants pocket and begins to speak.*

TGO: More than one week ago I was ran down by a no good sleezebag that is sitting at ringside right now. (The crowd cheers at the sound of TGO saying that he was ran down) And I know that tonight is not the perfect night to come in here and take the limelight away from the rookies who all want a shot at the TV Title that is held by none other than my main man, Mark Kelley. But you know what, they're going to have to suffer. Because right now, I have a couple things to get off my chest. One being that NO ONE! And I repeat NO ONE! EVER runs over The Great One and gets away with it. That's not how it works. Especially some lightweight. Josh Allen, you crossed the line this time. The only reason that I attacked you was to get under the skin of poor little Triple M, but it seems like you took it personally. I told you before that it was just business, but you went ahead and made it personal. That was the last thing that you should of done Josh. The very last thing!

*Josh Allen then gets up and goes towards the ring announcer looking for a mic, but TGO stops him dead in his tracks.*

TGO: I suggest that you go right back down and sit next to Flamer...I mean Crimson. Because I'm not done with you yet Joshy! There is a lot of things to say right now. Right now I should be at home nursing my injuries made by you, but I'm not. I'm here because I'm the World Champion, and what Pay-Per-View would be complete without seeing your World Champ. Josh, you can never be where I am right now. You might be the head of your division, but you're not up to the level of the other competitors. Have you ever beat the likes of Triple M? I don't think you have. The only big match that you've had was against lightweights. So you don't really know what it means to step up with the big boys yet, now do you Josh? Josh, you aren't the only one in my sights right now. Not only do I have to worry about you, but I also have to worry about those two conviving little idiots named Perfect Paul Paras and your mentor Marvelous Mario Maurako. They too will be trying to gain a shot at me at the No Limits 2 Pay-Per-View. Josh, unlike you, they will actually earn the shot at becoming the World Champion. Josh, you have proved nothing to me, but being someone who can drive a truck and run somebody down. In case you haven't notice, in the past when we have met face to face I have kicked your ass and broken your ribs. But you had to have a truck to do all of what you did to me. Now if you ask me that's proving pure cowardice on your part Josh. At least I had the guts to kick your ass face to face. Josh, your not even respectable in my eyes!

Josh, your incomprehensible sense of when not to shut your mouth amazes me! I mean it would of been a lot better for you just to keep your mouth shut on Monday Night Massacre. I mean it would of done you favor just to sit back there and keep your mouth shut instead of coming down to the ring and confessing what you did to me. Josh, you aren't, by far, the sharpest knife in the drawer. Hell! You compared yourself to Silverfreak! I can't even believe that you would even consider doing that! I mean, you comparing yourself to The Freaky One? What in the living hell convinced you to do that? Maybe you have beat Enigma just like him, but nothing else. It's uncanny the way that you look at yourself. I mean I thought I was conceited, but then you of all people beat me on that one. Hell, not only that, but you wanted to be me! Just look, you even opened Allen Corporations. A blatant look of how you are trying to be just like me. I mean I have Kent Industries, who's next BIG venture is to claim the rights of Silver Cola, which you all will see the process throughout this week. And you have Allen Corporations who is marketing lame-brain idea T-Shirts, although I do like the Kannon one myself. Allen, not only are you clearly showing the whole world that you are trying to be me, you are making a complete jackass of yourself doing it!

Which brings me to my next subject, Kannon. What can I say about that ingrate? Oh yea, I can say that he isn't the rightful World Champion. This big "conspiracy" thing against him is a bunch of bullshit. I mean come on! I clearly beat him in the middle of the ring to keep my World Title. As far as him saying that he beat me in the middle of the ring, well my arm was raised right before the 3 count. As for you, well I saw you laying motionless in the middle of the ring after I totally demolished you Kannon. Why don't you just move on with your life and trash that replica, or I will have to take matters into my own hands....and you don't want me to do that. Just ask Triple M. But hey, I might have some fun tonight, and I might run across you doing it....who knows...

*TGO paces around the ring and then goes back to his exact place and begins to speak yet again.*

TGO: Now what everyone has been waiting for. The announcement of the stipulation at the Pay-Per-View with the match being me vs. Josh Allen for the World Title. Only once has this been done inside the confides of the great sports entertainment world. And not many people are willing to have this type of career ending match. This match basically ended the career of two men. One of those being Scorpion a great World Champ at his time, and the other being our own very Silverfreak, who has been reduced to a Hardcore Champion seeking man since the big match. And I'm willing to take the chance. It may end my career in one way, by way of me not being able to compete ever again inside the face of wrestling. And it might end my career by me being reduced to a mid-carder, much like Silverfreak has been. But never worry, I won't let that happen to me. Oh no! Oh, I forgot to mention what kind of match this is. Five words ladies and gentlemen. Psychopathic Hell in a Cell! You heard it correctly folks. The most intense match that the OCW has ever seen! Hell it's the most intense match that anyone has seen anywhere! This match changed the way that everyone looks at the business today. This match is the definative hardcore match. And what a better way than to have a World Title match for it. Oh, and I forgot to mention something Josh. Since I have my World Title on the line here in this match, why don't you put your Lightweight Title up too. That means if you loose the match then you forfeit your title to whoever I see fit. Of course me being over the weight limit to compete for it and since I do and will still hold the World Championship. What do you say Josh?!? Well, you don't have to get back to me right away. I'll wait until Monday....

Now it's time to have some fun with the rookies.

*"Enemy" by Eve6 plays yet again over the PA system as the World Champ leaves with the crowd booing.*

Crimson: Josh, it seems like the World Champ wants to make the match a little bit higher in the stakes area.

Josh: I can see that. And as far as I'm concerned, I'll do it!

Crimson: You heard it here folks, the stakes have just been raised in the World Title match at No Limits 2.

Josh: TGO, you're not going to get by me!

Crimson: Sure Josh, now lets get to our last Qualifying match!

Johnny Elite (0-0) vs. Chaos (0-0) vs. Damien (0-1) vs. Sean Renos (0-0)

Warrick: First making his way to the ring in this qualifing match. He hails from Seattle, Washington. He stands at 5'9 and weighs in at 165 pounds. He is half of Seventeen, Johnny Elite!!!

*"Smells like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana starts to play over the PA system as out walks the first competitor in this qualifing match. Johnny works the crowd as he slides in the ring.*

Allen: This guy shows a lot of heart and tenacity in the ring.

Crimson: Not to mention, he still manages to go to high school. This guy is a real trooper.

Allen: Ok, that was gay!

Warrick: Now making his way down to the ring, he is from parts unknown. Weighing in at 6'4", and 210 pounds. DAMIEN!!!!!!

*"Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson plays over the PA system as out he comes to a mixed reaction. He makes his way down to the ring and slides in as Damien and Johnny stare each other down from opposite corners.*

Allen: These guys are already giving each other bad looks. I wonder how this will pan out.

Crimson: My money is on this next guy coming up, Sean Renos.

Allen: I'll have to disagree with you. My money is on Extreme Tendencies member, Johnny Elite.

Crimson: Figures....

Warrick: And now making his way down to the ring, "Hot Shot" Sean Renos!!!!!

*"Sean Renos' theme" starts to play as out he comes to the ring. He walks up the steps and then backs down when Johnny and Damien both start to look at him.*

Allen: I would of gotten down too if Johnny was fixing to go after me.

Crimson: Why would you be afraid of a 17 year old punk?

Allen: I hope he comes over here and kicks your ass!

Warrick: And now making his way down to the ring.....CHAOS!!!

*"Chaos' theme" plays over the PA system as he comes out to the sounds of crickets in the arena. He slides in the ring as does Sean. Immediately the fight begins as Johnny Elite and Damien go to work on Chaos, laying the boots into him.*

Allen: I knew something like that would happen. They're trying to take out the weakest first.

Crimson: Which of course is the worst plan that you could ever have!

*Sean slides in the ring as Damien and Johnny continue to go to work on Chaos. Sean stands there as Johnny and Damien pick up Chaos and whip him towards Renos. Renos leap frogs Chaos and sends him bouncing back into the ropes. Renos picks up Chaos in a flapjack set-up. Damien and Johnny assist driving Chaos face first into the mat with Renos.*

Allen: Oh MY! What impact from that triple flapjack! I haven't seen anything like it!

Crimson: Then you must not of been many places.

Allen: Why don't you just shut your mouth and call the action...heh?

*Sean picks up the dazed Chaos and starts to lay in rights and lefts to the upper abdomen. The rights and lefts send Chaos into the turnbuckle. Sean spreads the legs of Chaos where his lower extremities are open for a good kick, but Damien stops the attempt and sends Sean down with a hard clothesline to the back of the head. Chaos gets off the ropes. Damien picks up Sean and sends him down with a headlock take-down. Damien cranks on the neck of Renos who is riving in pain. Johnny Elite stops the submission attempt with a swift kick to the back of Damien. Chaos comes out of the corner running at Elite, but is met with a samoan drop. Elite gets up and is met with a hip toss by Damien. Renos gets the strength to get up and goes over to where Chaos is and lays the leather into the chest.*

Crimson: A lot of action going into this match.

Allen: Sure is. Kinda hard to follow if you ask me.

*Renos picks up Chaos while Elite and Damien are battling it out in a collar and elbow tie-up for the upper hand. Elite gets the upper hand on Damien and delivers a beautiful short arm clothesline which sends Damien down hard. Renos whips Chaos into the ropes. Chaos bounces off and is met with a gorilla press slam manuever. Renos then picks up Chaos yet again and gets him in a double underhook position. Renos then flips him over in a double underhook suplex. Elite and Damien are still battling it out. Elite gains the upper hand yet again and drops Damien with a ddt. Renos taunts Chaos in the middle of the ring. Renos waits for Chaos to get to his feet. Renos then makes his move and nails a tremendous scissors kick to the back of the head of Chaos.*

Allen: I think that Renos is totally dominating Chaos. And Elite is dominating Damien.

Crimson: You have very good perception Joshy.

*Renos then goes for the cover after the scissors kick.

1...

2..kick out by Chaos.

*Renos is living! He picks up Chaos and then nails him with a trapping belly to belly suplex. He then picks up Chaos again and sends him into the ropes. Chaos bounces off as Renos picks up and drops Chaos with a sidewalk slam. The tide has changed in the other part of the match where Damien nails Elite with a cradle ddt. It seems like Johnny is in dreamworld right now. Damien goes towards the ropes and bounces off and then jumps up for a huge splash, but Johnny moves out of the way. Johnny gets up as Damien is in tremendous pain. Johnny kicks Damien in the gut and drops him with a piledriver. Renos is now laying the boots yet again to Chaos. Renos climbs the ropes and waits for Chaos to gets up. Chaos finally makes his way to the ring as Renos jumps and nails a a twisting plancha. Renos then goes for the pin yet again. The ref counts.*

1...

2..Johnny Elite breaks up the pinfall attempt.*

Crimson: Sean Renos could of picked up a win right there, or at least eliminated one of the people from the fray.

Allen: But he didn't did he?

*Damien then gets up as Renos and Elite battle it out. Damien though interferes and takes Johnny off of Renos' hands nailing him with a beautiful spinning neckbreaker. Chaos is still down on the ground. Renos turns his attention back to Chaos and picks him up only to send him back down with the twist of fate. Renos then goes for the third pin attempt in the match. The ref counts.

1...

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3!!!*

Allen: Chaos is now eliminated!!!

Crimson: Well it seems like it's down to three in this one now.

*Sean Renos rolls Chaos out of the ring as refs come down and escort him out of the ring. Renos then turns his attention back to Johnny Elite and Damien. Damien now tries to send Elite down with a spinning heel kick but Elite catches Damien's leg and delivers a fantastic capture suplex, making Damien land right on the back of his neck. Elite then picks up Damien and puts him on his shoulders. Renos goes to the top rope. Renos then attempts a Doomsday Device, but Damien gives a hard hit to the jaw of Elite which sends Elite down and Damien off of his shoulders. In turn causing Renos to miss the Doomsday Device.*

Allen: That tag team move failed miserably!

Crimson: He should know that it's not his partner up there!

*Damien then picks up Johnny Elite and then nails the spinning heel kick like he wanted to. Damien then goes to the top rope and tries for the Fall from Grace, but misses completely as Johnny Elite moves out of the way at the last second. Damien screams in pain and holds his leg. Johnny Elite then takes the opprotunity and locks in the Barely Legal (Crossface chicken wing). Damien immediately taps out!*

Crimson: Two down one to go!

Allen: I'm feeling the excitement already!!!

*Damien rolls out of the ring as the refs escort him out of the ring. Johnny Elite waits for the fallen Renos who is still down after the failed Doomsday Device, to get up. After a couple of seconds Sean Renos does get up. Johnny goes for the Elite Kick (sweet chin music) but Renos ducks the move and wraps around Johnny Elite and nails a bridging german suplex. The ref counts the pin.

1...

2..kick out by Johnny Elite!

~Renos then gets up and can't believe it yet again!!! Renos goes haywire as he picks up Johnny Elite and sends him hard into the corner, but Johnny bounces up on top of the ropes and does a backflip off of the top rope landing on his feet and behind Sean Renos who charges into the corner. Sean then turns around and is met with the Parasyte!!!!!! Johnny Elite then makes the pin. ~

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3!!!!*

Warrick: Here is your winner JOHNNY ELITE!!!

Allen: Did you see that! Johnny Elite just used Triple P's move, the Parasyte!!

Crimson: I think that was a shot to Triple P, telling him that he's just as good.

Allen: I don't know about that, but you can rest assured that Triple P knows what it's about.

Crimson: Yup, well that punk Snoops is backstage again, what is up with him?!

~The camera cuts backstage where we see Snoops standing next to Hood~

Hood: Snoops I want to get a word with you before Monday Night.

Snoops: Word! Now get away!

~Hood walks off~

Snoops: Just clowning man, you guys have no sense of humor in OCW!

Hood: Many would say the same about you! What was that last interview all about? Josh Allen isn't gay!

Snoops: You THINK he's not! Man, the dude makes little shirts and action figures! He's a nut case!

Hood: You are considered the underdog, what do you say to that?

Snoops: Ha! Next Question!

Hood: Have you decided to join OCW?

Snoops: After what I have seen tonight, I have been impressed! They actually put on a HALF decent show. On the other hand most of them still sucked! I wouldn't join unless they fired every damn bum off the streets that wrestled tonight! I would......

~Then many of the OCW Rookies come running out when Snoops jumps in his limo and takes off~

Rookie Rumble

The Big Bifford (4-1-1) vs. Andy Murray (4-1) vs. Goldie (6-0) vs. Pete Parker (4-1) vs. Shannon Shag-Nasty (2-0) vs. “The Real F*ckin Show” Kannon (3-1) vs. Joey Corona (2-0) vs. Cash Money Slade (4-1) vs. Johnny Elite (3-0)

~We see the ring with all participants in the ring and ready for action. The bell then rings and Warrick starts to announce, but all of a sudden the lights in the arena goes out and a weird orange light is flashing on the stage. The OCWTron then starts to flash an image~

~As the image is blinking we hear a buzzing noise with some muffled music in the background. The image then stops and lights come back on to normal~

Allen: Uhh, what was that?!

Crimson: Hell, I don’t know…HOLD ME!!!

Allen: Lets get down to the ring!

~Warrick then begins announcing~

Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a Battle Royal for the #1 contenders spot for the TV and US Title. Here are the participants…..The Big Bifford, Andy Murray, Goldie, Pete “Pornstar” Parker, Shannon Shag-Nasty, “The Real F*ckin Show” Kannon, Joey Corona, Cash Money Slade and Johnny Elite!!!!

~Warrick gets out of the ring and the action starts. We see Kannon rush at Shag and start beating the hell out of him. He has Shag backed into a corner and is kicking the hell out of him. Then we see Slade come into the picture and he helps Kannon by kicking Shag too. We then see Corona and Elite locked up in the middle of the ring. Corona then knees Elite in the gut and lifts him up for a suplex and he drops Elite with a great suplex. Corona then gets up, only to be knocked off his feet with a running lariat from Parker. And finally, we see Murray and Goldie going to work on Bifford, trying to get the big man out of the ring~

Allen: The action is under way and it is crazy!!!

Crimson: Yea, man I don’t know where to begin! We got Kannon and Shag going at it and for some reason CMS is over there helping Kannon!

Allen: Yea and Corona just suplexed Elite, only to be knocked down by Parker!

Crimson: And the only two smart guys in this damn thing, Murray and Goldie are heading right after Bifford to try and toss his fat ass out of the ring!

Allen: I agree with you on that one!

~Murray and Goldie both have one of Bifford’s huge legs over the top rope and they are trying to lift the other one, so Bifford will be eliminated. But Bifford gets a thumb into the eyes of Murray and he then gets his leg down, grabs Goldie and delivers a huge belly to belly suplex on Goldie~

Allen: Damn!!! All that weight just came crashing down on the poor body of Goldie!

Crimson: Yea, I thought I heard his ribs crack and crumble from here!

Allen: Yea, me too!

~Now we see Parker pulling Corona to his feet and he goes to toss Corona over the top rope, but Corona holds onto the ropes as he comes crashing on the apron. Parker then uses his feet to try and shove Corona off the apron and to the floor. Elite then gets to his feet and knees Parker in the back. Parker turns around and gets a kick to the gut. Elite then hooks Parker’s head between his legs, lifts him up and drops him with a vicious spike piledriver. Corona is back in the ring now and goes to kick Elite, but Elite catches Corona’s leg. Corona then goes for an Enziguri, but Elite ducks and Corona is now on his back and Elite grabs both of his legs. Elite then slaps on a figure four and Corona starts tapping out like crazy~

Allen: What is Johnny Elite doing?! There are no submissions in this match!

Crimson: For real man, this is crazy!

~Parker gets to his feet and sees Elite with the figure four on Corona. Parker then drops a leg across the chest of Elite, causing him to release the leg lock. We then see CMS and Kannon with Shag almost out of the ring, as he is on the top turnbuckle, holding on for dear life. They just about have Shag out when CMS elbows Kannon in the side of the head. He then drops Kannon with a DDT and lays him out. CMS then goes back to work on Shag, but Shag has got his balance back and starts punching the head of CMS. Shag then has CMS dazed and stands on the second turnbuckle. He grabs the head of CMS and delivers a tornado DDT from out of the corner~

Allen: What was Cash Money Slade thinking? They had Shag-Nasty eliminated!!!

Crimson: I guess he wanted the win and got a little jealous!

Allen: Well, that makes no sense!

Crimson: Sure it does!

~We now see Bifford with both Murray and Goldie stacked in the corner and we see Bifford giving them splash after splash after splash. Once Bifford is done, we see both men just collapse to the ground. Bifford then pulls Murray to his feet and goes to toss him over the top rope, but Murray is able to grab onto the top rope, to keep himself from being eliminated. Instead, he falls on the apron. Bifford then starts kicking Murray, as he lays on the apron. Then, from behind, Goldie gives Bifford a low blow. Bifford turns around and receives a fameasser from Goldie~

Allen: Great move there from Goldie, to take the big man off his feet!

Crimson: Yea, now he and Murray should pick that fatass up and toss him out of the ring!

Allen: I agree!

~We then see Parker pull Elite to his feet and lift him up over his shoulder. He then drops Elite’s shoulder over his knee for a huge shoulder breaker. Parker then goes over to Corona, but Corona grabs one of Parker’s legs and pulls it out from underneath him. Corona then grabs both of Parker’s legs and has them under his arms, he leans back and catapults Parker towards the ropes. Parker flies into the ropes and almost goes over, but is able to hold on. Parker then gets back in the ring and gets kicked in the gut by Corona and receives and X-Factor~

Allen: Man, Joey Corona is really giving it to Parker!!

Crimson: Sure is, the Pornstar looks out of his element!

Allen: I guess he misses all those breasts and the hot lesbo action!

Crimson: I know I do!

~We now see Shag, who has CMS and Kannon both laid out. He grabs Kannon and begins slamming his head into the top turnbuckle, the fans count all the way up to ten before Shag stops. Shag then hooks Kannon’s head and runs out of the corner delivering a bulldog to Kannon. Shag then pulls CMS to his feet and goes to slam his head into the top turnbuckle, but CMS fights back. CMS elbows Shag in the ribs and then slams Shag’s head into the turnbuckle. CMS then picks Shag up and slams him down on top of Kannon~

Allen: Ouch!!! He just slammed Shag right on top of Kannon!!!

Crimson: Shit man, that was brutal!

Allen: Hell yea it was!

~We now see Murray and Goldie working on Bifford, trying to get him over the top rope. They have Bifford just about halfway over the top rope when we see somebody sneak up behind them. It’s Johnny Elite! Elite grabs Goldie by his feet and lifts him over the top rope, the momentum carries all three men over the top rope. Bifford and Murray land on the apron, but Goldie falls to the floor and is eliminated from the match~

Allen: Johnny Elite just eliminated Goldie from the match!!!

Crimson: Ah, cool, the first man to be eliminated is Goldie! I hate that bastard!

Allen: Well, I wouldn’t say I hate him!

Crimson: Hell I would!

~Elite then starts kicking Murray and Bifford who are on the apron, but Corona gets behind Elite and hooks him in a full nelson. Corona then drops Elite with a Full Nelson slam. Corona starts kicking away on Elite as Murray and Bifford crawl back into the ring~

Allen: Well, Andy Murray and Big Bifford survive elimination once again!!!

Crimson: Yea, that dumbass Corona should’ve helped Elite eliminate both those guys. These damn rookies are so dumb sometimes!

Allen: Hell Crimson, that is why they’re called rookies!

Crimson: I guess!

~Parker now pulls Murray to his feet and starts to attack him with lefts and rights. Bifford sees Parker attacking Murray and Corona attacking Elite and decides to take a rest in the corner. Then CMS sees Bifford resting and walks over towards him and starts kicking Bifford in the stomach. CMS then lifts Bifford up and whips him across the ring towards the other corner, but Bifford falls down before he gets all the way over there. CMS then runs and drops and elbow on the body of Bifford~

Allen: Damn Tommy, I think Bifford has just run out of gas!

Crimson: Yea, that fool gets bigger and bigger every time he wrestles!

Allen: It’s all those candy apples!

Crimson: I think your right Allen!

~We now see Shag and Kannon, who have made it to their feet. They then see each other and lock up. Shag grabs Kannon’s hair and uses it to yank him down to the mat hard. Shag then pulls Kannon to his feet and tosses him into the corner. He then starts punching Kannon, but after awhile, Kannon kicks Shag in the gut and he gets out of the corner and tosses Shag in the corner. Kannon then starts to delivers continuous elbows to the side of Shag’s head. Kannon then lifts Shag up spins around and drops Shag with a spinning spine buster~

Allen: Man, those two are really tearing each other apart!!

Crimson: Yea, makes for some good tv!

Allen: Sure does!

~We now see Parker who has Murray dazed. Parker then jumps up and nails Murray with a dropkick and this has Murray reeling against the ropes. We then see Elite, who has just nailed Corona with a low blow, look over and see Parker and Murray up against the ropes. Elite then charges at both men but Parker sees him coming through the corner of his eye. Parker then lowers his shoulder and lifts Elite over the top rope and Elite goes flying to the ground~

Allen: Johnny Elite is gone!!!

Crimson: Damn, that’s what he gets for running around the ring like a mad man!

Allen: Yea, true!

~Parker then continues attacking Murray, when Corona joins him and they start doing a number on Murray. Parker and Corona then pulls Murray to his feet and whips him into a corner. Parker then whips Corona at Murray and Corona nails Murray with a splash. Parker then tells Corona to move, Corona does and Parker nails Murray with a splash~

Allen: Pete Parker and Joey Corona are double teaming Andy Murray!!

Crimson: Good plan, that is how you get to the top, cheating and double teaming!

Allen: I don’t quite see it that way!

Crimson: Heh, I’m not surprised!

~We now see CMS, who is pulling Bifford to his feet. CMS nails Bifford with a forearm and Bifford staggers back. CMS nails him with another and another and Bifford is swaying back. CMS then charges at Bifford, but Bifford kicks him in the gut. He then hooks CMS and delivers a Double DDT to CMS. Bifford then stands over CMS and drops a huge leg on CMS. Bifford gets up and does it again and again~

Allen: The Big Bifford is destroying Cash Money Slade!!

Crimson: Man, Bifford is huge!

Allen: That he is!

~We now see Parker and Corona still double teaming Murray. Parker then looks and sees Kannon stomping on Shag. Parker runs over there and takes Kannon down with a huge lariat. Parker then grabs Shag and pulls him to his feet. Parker pulls Shag to his feet and whips him into a nearby corner. Shag hits hard. Parker then charges in there and nails Shag with a big splash~

Allen: Pete Parker is taking it to Shag-Nasty right now!

Crimson: Yup, Shag isn’t looking good right now!

Allen: Nope, looks like he is about ready to be eliminated!

Crimson: Maybe so!

~Parker now whips Shag across the ring again into a corner. Shag hits even harder this time. Parker then signals to the crowd he’s going for another splash. He then charges full speed at Shag, but Shag puts his head down and lifts Parker over the corner and Parker goes flying to the concrete floor on the outside and is eliminated~

Allen: Out of nowhere!!! Shag-Nasty just tossed Pete Parker out!!

Crimson: No way!! Man, I wanted the Pornstar to win!

Allen: Yea, I think we all did! Damnit!

~Shag now looks and sees Bifford dropping legs on CMS. Shag then walks over there and pushes Bifford and Bifford pushes Shag back and a brawl erupts. Both men give each other their best shot and Bifford begins to take advantage. Shag is leaning back and Bifford takes him down with a short arm clothesline~

Allen: Shag-Nasty tried to take it to Bifford, but is paying the price for it!

Crimson: Yea, you don’t mess with a near five hundred pounder!

Allen: I agree!

~Corona now has Murray up on his feet and whips him into the ropes, Murray bounces off and Corona takes Murray down with a spinning heel kick. We then see CMS who is up and is going after Kannon, who is just now getting up. CMS goes to grab Kannon, but gets a punch to the gut for his effort. Kannon now steps back and nails CMS with a Superkick and CMS falls to the mat and is out of it~

Allen: Wow!! Kannon just kicked the hell out of Cash Money Slade!!

Crimson: He sure did, man that was vicious!

Allen: Yea!

~We now see Bifford who has Shag trapped in a corner. He is delivering knee after knee into Shag’s abdomen. Bifford then stops and whips Shag out of the corner and Shag goes flying across the ring. And slams into the opposite corner hard. Bifford then charges in, but takes forever and Shag moves out of the way. Bifford stops before he hits the corner and Shag charges at him. Bifford then turns around and lifts Shag up over his head. He then tosses Shag out of the ring and over the top rope, eliminating him~

Allen: The Big Bifford just tossed Shag-Nasty out of the ring!!!

Crimson: Oh man, I liked Shag too! That sucks!

Allen: Yea, it does! But, Bifford rules!

Crimson: Fatasses don’t rule!

Allen: This one does!

~Bifford now looks down at Shag who is laying on the ground, holding his knee. The, from behind Kannon jumps Bifford and starts attacking him. Bifford turns around and lifts Kannon up and goes to throw him over the top rope, when CMS runs over there and knees Bifford in the crotch. Bifford drops Kannon and CMS begins to attack Bifford as he goes down in pain~

Allen: Hey!! That wasn’t fair!

Crimson: So, finally one of these pussies does something smart!

Allen: I’d like to see you in there!

Crimson: No, because the match would already be over with!

~We then see Corona who has Murray on the turnbuckle and is trying to push him off and to the floor, but Murray is able to thumb Corona in the eye. Murray then gets to the top and leaps off, nailing Corona with a missile drop kick~

Allen: What a move by Andy Murray!

Crimson: Yea, not bad if I do say so myself!

~We then see Kannon get to his feet and give CMS his superkick and CMS falls to the ground. Kannon then pulls Bifford to his feet and has him against the ropes. Kannon then starts chopping away at the chest of Bifford, trying to get him to go out and over the top rope. CMS then gets to his feet, wobbling around and sees Bifford reeling with Kannon in front of him. CMS then charges in and leaps at both men. Kannon ducks and CMS connects on Bifford and his momentum takes both men over the top rope. But CMS’ foot gets caught in the rope and he is able to pull himself onto the apron. Bifford however goes tumbling to the concrete flooring~

Allen: They eliminated The Big Bifford!!!!

Crimson: Man, I thought he was gonna win for sure!! That Cash Money Slade is one crazy son of a bitch!!

Allen: He sure as hell is!

~CMS then gets himself back in the ring and Kannon begins stomping him. Kannon pulls CMS to his feet and goes to deliver End Game, but CMS is able to counter it by lifting Kannon up and over on his back. Meanwhile, Murray has Corona in a headlock. Corona is fighting and picks Murray up and drops him on his knee with an atomic drop~

Allen: We are getting towards the end now! Who is going to win?

Crimson: My money is on Kannon, he is just cocky enough to do it!

Allen: Nah, I’m going with Corona, he’s young and talented!

Crimson: Damn man, they are all young and talented!

~Corona now goes to the top rope, but Murray gets up and crotches Corona. He gets to the top and hooks Corona’s head under his arm. Murray then leaps off nailing Corona with a super DDT. Corona is now laid out in the middle of the ring~

Allen: Wow!! What a move by Andy Murray!!

Crimson: Yea, there went the brains, skull and neck of Joey Corona!

Allen: You can say that again!

Crimson: Yea, there….

Allen: On second thought, don’t!

~CMS now lifts Kannon up and places him on the top turnbuckle. CMS climbs up there with Kannon and hooks him for a superplex. Kannon blocks the first attempt. CMS then punches Kannon in the side a couple of times and tries again, but Kannon blocks it again. Kannon then lifts CMS up in the air and drops CMS all the way to the concrete floor. The fans chant “Holy Shit!”~

Allen: Ahh!!! Cash Money Slade has to be broken in half!!!

Crimson: This Kannon guy is one evil bastard!

Allen: Yea, talk about a career-ending dive, that was close to it!

Crimson: It wasn’t exactly a dive Allen!

Allen: Well, you know what I mean Tommy!

~Kannon is about to get down when Murray walks over there, grabs him and tosses him into the middle of the ring. Kannon hits hard and is left laying next to Corona, who is still down from the Super DDT. Murray then pulls Corona to his feet and goes to toss him over the top rope, but Corona grabs the ropes and stops Murray in his tracks. Corona then elbows Murray in the gut, turns around, rakes Murray’s eyes, kicks him and drops him with a DDT and now all three men are down~

Allen: Who is gonna win Crimson? They are all down right now!

Crimson: I don’t know, it is too close to call!!

Allen: That it is!

~Kannon now gets to his feet and pulls Corona to his. He then lifts Corona up and over his shoulder and runs towards the corner. He then tosses Corona over the turnbuckle and Corona disappears. Kannon then goes after Murray~

Allen: Joey Corona is gone!!

Crimson: Looks that way, it is now Murray and Kannon, so why don’t they ring the bell?

Allen: Good question!

~We then see Kannon pull Murray to his feet and he has Murray against the ropes. In the background, we see Corona pulling himself back into the ring, his feet never touched. Corona then sneaks up behind Kannon, and tosses him over the top rope and Kannon lands on the outside~

Allen: Kannon is gone!!!!

Crimson: Damnit!!! Where was that Joey Corona punk hiding anyways?

Allen: I have not a clue!

~The bell rings and Corona walks to the center of the ring as does Murray~

Allen: Well, now the sudden death, one pin fall part of the match begins!! Who will win, Andy Murray or Joey Corona?

Crimson: Man, I don’t know, but they are both going to No Limits 2!!

Allen: Good point Crimson!

~Both men lock up in the center of the ring and Murray gets a knee into the gut of Corona. Murray then whips Corona into the ropes and Corona bounces off. Murray catches Corona and slams him down with a wicked spinebuster~

Allen: Wow!! What a spinebuster there by Andy Murray!!!

Crimson: Yea, Joey Corona’s back has to be in major pain after that one!

Allen: Sure thing!

~Murray pulls Corona to his feet and hooks his head between his legs, he then delivers a Sitout Piledriver to Corona and Corona hits the mat hard. Murray then rolls Corona over and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: Joey Corona kicked out!!!

Crimson: I don’t believe it, what the hell?!

Allen: Great action here at Rookie’s Night Out!

~Murray gets back to his feet and pulls Corona to his. He whips Corona into the ropes again and this time puts his head down. Corona stops though, grabs his head and delivers Beach Blast(Fisherman DDT)! Corona then covers Murray quickly and the ref makes the count again~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: I can’t believe the energy these two have!! They’ve been fighting for so long tonight!

Crimson: Yea, well gold will make you do some crazy things Allen!

Allen: That it will Tommy!

~Corona now gets to his feet and he pulls Murray to his. He grabs the head of Murray and lays him out with a swinging neck breaker. Corona then climbs to the top rope and leaps off nailing Superstellar(450 Splash)! Corona then hooks the leg and goes for another pin and the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

Kick Out!!!

Allen: Another kick out!!! When are these guys just gonna say enough!!!

Crimson: Probably never, we’ll be here forever!!

Allen: I hope not!

~Corona gets up, obviously pissed. He pulls Murray back to his feet, but Murray gets in a low blow and Corona bends over in some serious pain. Murray then gets to his feet, hooks Corona and delivers his finisher, Highland Hangover!!!! Murray then is able to roll Corona over on his back and goes for the pin~

1!

2!

KICK OUT!!!!

Allen: Joey Corona kicked out of the Highland Hangover!!! I can’t believe this!

Crimson: Hehe, damn rookies!

Allen: You can say that again!

~Murray looks in disbelief, he pulls Corona to his feet, but Corona kicks Murray in the gut a couple of times and Murray staggers back into a corner. Corona then lifts Murray up on the top turnbuckle and climbs up there with him~

Allen: Uh oh, what is going to happen here?!

Crimson: You got me Allen!

~Corona grabs Murray like he is going for a northern lights suplex from the top, but Murray is able to fight it off and gets Corona’s head between his legs. Murray then leaps off the top rope, dropping Corona with Highland Hangover again!! This time from the top. He then rolls over Corona and goes for the pin once more~

1!

2!

3!!!!!

~The bell rings and the ref raises the hand of Andy Murray~

Warrick: Here is your winner of Rookie’s Night Out and the #1 Contender to the United States Title…….ANDY MURRAY!!!!!

Allen: Yea, but Joey Corona does not leave empty handed, he is now the number one contender for the TV Title and will face Mark Kelley at No Limits 2!

Crimson: Well, I gotta admit, it’s been a great night, but I could take all these rookies, no sweat!

Allen: Ha! Well on that note, I’m gonna end the show!! Thanks for watching Rookie’s Night Out and don’t forget about Massacre this Monday, War this Thursday, Piledriver on Wednesday, and next week this same time No Limits 2!!!

~The show ends with a shot of Andy Murray celebrating his victory. That shot fades out and we see a promo for No Limits 2 play and then the screen fades to black~