*The OCW theme hits as the opening of Monday Night Massacre begins. The usual opening happens as scenes from last Monday and the week's events. It shows how the JFC humiliated Heavy Metal by having just a little camcorder. It also shows the first TV Title Tournament matches with The Great One walking out victorious as Krayzie attacks him. It then flash the word "Piledriver" on the screen. The scene cuts to Commish Cheasy's show where Tommy Flamer made an appearance and the first episode of Money Max Flash's newly found rants. It finally then shows the words "War" with bombs exploding. It shows Heavy Metal's revenge with the newly found member of Adam Kemp first trusting and then betraying the JFC. It shows Heavy Metal victorious as the scene cuts to tonight's broadcast on the WBN. Pyro goes off as the OCW theme hits once again. It pans across the areana with signs held up by the loyal OCW fans. The scene then cuts to Jones and Hood sitting at ringside. The fans are screaming as the show starts early and President Dean's music hits and he walks out with Cheasy. Hood speaks first.*
Hood: It looks like we are going to get this jam packed show off to an early start!!
Jones: This is sure to be one hell of an exciting show here tonight folks!!
Hood: But lets get to Dean and Cheasy in the ring right now.
*Pres. Dean pulls the microphone up to his mouth and begings to speak.*
Dean: Yes we are here once again to bring a exciting show to you!
Cheasy: We are also here for more than just that reason.
Dean: That's right folks we have a little business to take care of first.
Cheasy: That's right business.
Dean: You see, we've been seeing these frequent attacks on Logan Caine lately and we are here to do something about this. We are here to make this a finalized deal. So D Double D, please come out here....NOW!
*A couple of seconds pass as D Double D makes his way out to the ring with no music. He steps in and grabs the Cheasy's mic.*
Cheasy(leaning into Dean's mic): Hey, that was my.....
DDD: Who cares you bloody wanker.
*Cheasy has a shocked look on his face as Dean speaks.*
Dean: Well now, we called you out here for one to tell you to stop attacking Logan Caine. I know that you two have quite a past. But this is the new era of the OCW. So don't attack him. There is no reason for it. If you want a match with him all you have to do is ask.
DDD: Well in case you haven't noticed, I'm not under contract right now.
Dean: Which brings me to my next reason that I brought you out here tonight. You see, I figured that why have you out and about backstage attacking everyone and showing off your ability while you could be in the ring showing off your ability, hurting people, and also making the all important dollar. So what I'm trying to say (Cheasy hands some papers to Dean) is that I want you under contract here in the OCW. I know that the lawyers here in the OCW along with your lawyers have been trying to find the suitable contract for you and they have finally come to a decision. So D Double D, here's your chance to once again become the main attraction in the OCW...
DDD: About time you came to your senses and agreed to me signing a contract. How long has it been now?
Dean: Just sign the thing...p-p-p-pl-ple....well you know what I'm trying to say sucka.
DDD: Yes I know. A word that cold hearted business men like you can't. But I'll go ahead and sign the damn thing. Turn around.
*Cheasy turns around as DDD takes a pen from Dean and signs the contract.*
DDD: There.
Dean: Thank you for your time.
*DDD, Cheasy, and Dean all three shake hands with DDD. Cheasy and Dean turn around as Logan Caine comes out to the ring and attacks DDD. Logan busts DDD with a chair to the skull, but DDD doesn't fall down. Logan the hits the Sickness on DDD. DDD falls down in a heap as Dean and Cheasy can't believe what they are seeing. Caine grabs the mic off of the ground.*
Caine: That's is what you get when you mess with the top dog in the OCW!! See you in hell DDD.
*Dean and Cheasy leaves as does Logan Caine. Dean has a look of disdain on his face as he and Cheasy leave.*
Hood: What an opening that we just had for everyone here in Massacre!!!
Jones: And there is a lot more action. We haven't even seen the first match here tonight and already we have a body laying in the ring.
Hood: Logan Cain has some serious problems that he has to deal with.
Jones: As does D Double D. And his problem lies in Logan Caine.
Hood: That is a problem that a lot of people do not want to have, I can guarentee you of that.
Jones: But what a great card that we have here for you tonight people!
Hood: And lets kick off the action right now with the promising newcomer Titan 3 facing off against Rainman.
*"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC plays over the PA system as and out walks Rainman.*
Cobbs: Now making his way to the ring at this time....Rainman!!!
Hood: This guy surely does look promising along with all of the other new era superstars of the OCW.
Jones: He surely does. But I wonder how he will fair agains this big monster in Titan 3.
Cobbs: And now introducing......Titan 3!!!!
*"Aenema" by Tool blares over the PA system as Titan 3 walks out looking as intimidating as ever.*
Hood: This should be a great match.
Jones: Just wake me when it's over.
Hood: Fine, your pay I guess will be cut if Dean's watching.
Jones: Spoiled sport.
Hood: You'll get over it.
*The match starts as Rainman goes and starts to attack Titan 3 with what look likes powerful hits to the outside world, but it doesn't phase Titan 3. Titan 3 just looks at Rainman and starts to laugh. Rainman doesn't seem intimidated by that and hits him square in the jaw. Titan shudders a little bit, but gets wide-eyed and unleashed on Rainman with some powerful right hands. Rainman stumbles back into the corner where Titan 3 kicks him to the gut multiple times. Titan 3 whips him to the other corner and follows up with a running clothesline that knocks Rainman over the top rope.*
Jones: What power displayed by Titan 3.
Hoods: He wasn't even phased by those kicks in the early going.
Jones: I think that Rainman made a big mistake in unleashing the monster.
*Titan 3 steps out to the outside and picks up Rainman. Titan whips Rainman into the steel steps. Rainman grabs his shoulder in pain. Titan 3 picks him up and starts a bearhug. Rainman screams in pain. Titan 3 then rams Rainman's back into the steel post. The ref is trying to break it up. Finally Titan gets Rainman back into the ring. Titan climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Rainman to stand. Rainman finally makes his way back up in a daze. Titan launches himself with a flying clothesline and nails Rainman. Rainman turns a backflip from the impact.*
Hood: What a clothesline from Titan 3!!!
Jones: Did you see that impact? I think that Titan just took the Rainman's head off.
*Titan gets up and pulls Rainman up as well. Titan nails Rainman with a ddt. Titan covers Rainman. The ref counts 1...2..kick out by Rainman. Titan can't believe it and sends Rainman into the ropes. Rainman bounces off and gets caught by a bridging overhead belly to belly snap suplex. The ref counts 1...2..kick out by Rainman.*
Hood: Two wonderful moves by Titan and he still can't seem to keep Rainman down.
Jones: Rainman's offense might not be so good, but his defense surely is working.
*Titan seems to be fed up with this. He climbs to the top turnbuckle again and jumps off with a huge elbow drop that gets Rainman right in the heart. Titan then covers once again. The ref counts, 1...2...3!!!*
Jones: Finally Titan has pulled off the one sided victory.
Hood: I know that this man will soon be a legend here in the OCW, make no mistake about it.
Cobbs: Your winner....Titan 3!!!
*The scene cuts from the ring to backstage on the outside. It shows a limo pulling up. Heavy Metal steps out of it. All Heavy Metal members are there. They start to laugh at some sort of joke that Adam Kemp must of told. TGO starts to talk.*
TGO: That was some pretty funny shit Adam.
Adam: Thanks Trevor.
TGO: Hey, don't forget, right now it's not Trevor. It's Great One. You'll have to get used to that again.
Adam: Sorry Great One.
Percy: Man, I'm ready for the f*cking six man tag tonight.
TGO: Me too, I'm ready to kick that threesome's ass all over the ring tonight.
Percy: Man and do we have a surprise for them tonight.
TGO(smiling evily): Oh yes, we do.
Adam: I wonder if Freek is back from his Europe tour.
Percy: Who gives a f*ck man.
TGO: Really. Who cares about the JFC? They're old now. They can't hang with the new big boys of the OCW, plain and simple.
Percy: I would just like to take my foot and shove it right up the ass of that conceited mother f*cker Syren.
TGO: Your not the only one. There's a lot of people that would like to do that.
Mrs. Gorgeous: Well I want to take care of Triple M's wife.
TGO: Hey, like I said, your not going to the ring tonight.
MG: Why not?
TGO: You have to entertain our guest of honor. That's all.
*A man in a suit with his back turned to the camera makes his way towards Heavy Metal. Kemp speaks.*
Adam: Well there's our man right now.
*Camera cuts to commercial. The commercial ends as you see Dean and Cheasy in Dean's office. Dean speaks.*
Dean: Gosh! I wish this thing between DDD and Logan Caine would just end! I'm getting sick and tired of it!
Cheasy: Well I got an idea.
Dean: Well I do too. Let me tell mine first. I vote that we put Logan Caine vs. DDD at Frost Bit for the World Title. With a stipulation to be announced later on. I think that would be a great idea.
Cheasy: Hey, that was about the same idea that I have.
Dean: I guess great minds think alike.
Cheasy: I guess so.
Dean: So another match is set for Frost Bite.
*Suddenly the door swings open to the office as Tommy Flamer storms in.*
Flamer: Dammit Dean! Why didn't you do something about Arryk Rage throwing up on me?
Dean: Well, personally I laughed my ass off on it.
Flamer: Well....Well....
Cheasy: Awww....poor little baby...Upset because the mean little man Arryk Rage threw up on you?
Dean: Awww.....isn't that sad.
Flamer: Stop making fun of me! Or I’ll
!!!
Cheasy: Well we won't be the only ones making fun of you if you don't get your ass out there for your match. Your up next.
Dean: Oh, and just to let you know...I'm one up on you Flamer....what are you going to do about that? Oh, and if you don't get out there in twenty seconds then your dqed. Oh, and also embarrassed.
*Flamer glares at Dean and then hears Cheasy laughing. Cheasy then points towards the door and Flamer turns to walk out. As he walks by Cheasy he hits the bottom of the coffee cup Cheasy was holding, spilling coffee on Cheasy’s shirt.*
Cheasy: Hey!! What The!!!
Dean: Chill Brotha…Flamer will get his in the end!!
*The scene cuts to the back where you see Kabuki Jo. He has a cell phone in hand. He is speaking to some one on the other end.*
Kabuki: When exactly? Okay...okay....I'll be there...Thanks a lot...Bye.
*Kabuki then goes towards the back entrance where the wrestlers enter. He steps in as a security officer stops him.*
Kabuki: What the hell do you think your doing? Do you know who the hell I am?
Security: Yes I do sir. And I have strict orders from Cheasy and Dean that you are not to enter the building here tonight under any circumstances.
Kabuki: Your boss will hear about this.
Security: My boss is your boss too Mr. Jo. So I would suggest that you just leave right now so there won't be any trouble.
Kabuki: Damn Cheasy!!
*Kabuki then walks off as the scene cuts back to where Cobbs is in the ring as Hood talks.*
Hood: That was hillarious!!
Jones: I guess it took the Commish and Dean's mind off of the business tonight.
Hood: But who is the special guest for Heavy Metal and what is Kabuki Jo doing here?
Jones: I don't know but it has to be big! And I thought that Kabuki was suspended.
Hood: Well as far as I know and from what it looks like he is.
Jones: I guess there are two stories here tonight, the Heavy Metal situation and Kabuki Jo.
Hood: Heavy Metal keeps growing and growing by the day. I don't think the JFC can match what they have tonight.
Jones: Don't underestimate JFC. They are Just Fucking Cool.
Hood: Well lets get to our next match.
Cobbs: And now our second match of the night. First making his way to the ring....Krayzie!!!
*"Just Another Crazy Click" by Three 6 Mafia/ICP & Twiztid plays over the PA system as Krayzie comes out to the sounds of cheers from the crowd. He makes his way in the ring and awaits Flamer.*
Hood: He made his redebut last Monday when he attacked TGO from behind....do you think that he can pull off a win here Jones?
Jones: It is quite possible. But I think that if he attacked TGO face to face he would of been so lucky against him.
Hood: Maybe there will be an angle played off of that....who knows.
Jones: Well lets get to Cobbs again.
Cobbs: Now making his way to the ring.....Tommy Flamer!!!!
*"Mrs. Jackson" by Outkast plays over the PA system as out comes Tommy Flamer he makes his way down to the end of the ramp. You see a car on the stage kind of isolated from everything else. Flamer quickly throughs his hands up horizontally as the car explodes to a loud reaction by the fans. Flamer slides in the ring and starts to brawl with Krayzie. Krayzie sends Flamer into the ropes after a few good punches to the gut. Krayzie tries for a clothesline, but Flamer ducks and bounces off of the other ropes. Krayzie turns around and is met with a clothesline of Flamer's.*
Hood: Action sure is starting here tonight with Tommy Flamer vs. Krayzie.
Jones: Sure is, and it looks like Flamer has the upper hand.
*Flamer picks up Krayzie and twists his arm around. Flamer holds the wristlock. Krayzie counters into a hammerlock as Flamer screams in pain. Flamer drops down with a drop toe hold to Krayzie which sends Krayzie face first into the mat. Flamer then slaps on STF. The ref asks Krayzie if he gives Krayzie refuses. Flamer breaks the hold and picks up Krayzie. Flamer wraps his arms around the midsection of Krayzie and delivers a beautiful german suplex. Flamer holds on and goes for it again and hits it once again. Flamer holds on still and tries for it once more, but Krayzie flips over on the release.*
Jones: These guys are surely putting on a great wrestling match for us here tonight.
Hood: That's the truth. I didn't know that Flamer or Krayzie actually could do anything else besides kick serious ass in a brawl.
*Krayzie then turns Flamer around and meets him square in the jaw with an European uppercut which sends Flamer reeling. Krayzie sends Flamer into the ropes and spears him. Flamer is down. Krayzie goes for the pin. 1...2.kick out by Flamer. Flamer grabs his midsection as Krayzie picks him up and goes behind him. Kraysie locks in Tazzmission. Flamer is going out. Flamer tries to fight it and runs towards the corner where the ref is. Flamer rams Krayzie into the turnbuckle many times squashing the ref in the process.*
Jones: The ref is down!!
Hood: This could cause some serious problems for both men.
*Flamer goes to the outside and gets a chair. He slides back into the ring where Krayzie is just getting up. Suddenly out comes Adam Kemp running to the ring. Flamer cocks back waiting to swing at Krayzie as Adam gets into the ring and takes the chair away from Flamer. Flamer turns around and gets met with a steel chair right to the cranium. Flamer is down and out. Krayzie and Adam both start to kick Flamer while he is down. Adam tells Krayzie to pick up Flamer and hold him up while Kemp stuns him. Kemp goes for the stunner, but Flamer rolls out of the way as Kemp nails the Kemper Stunner on Krayzie. Kemp can't believe it as he gets up with a look of total shock on his face. Flamer stands behind Kemp and turns him around. Flamer kicks Kemp in the stomach and performs the Bloody Tears DDT on Kemp. He rolls Kemp out of the ring. He revives the ref and covers Krayzie. 1...2...3!!!!*
Hood: Against all odds it looks like Flamer won!!
Jones: But what is this story with Flamer and Kemp?
Hood: I just know that they want this feud to be ended, and both men are trying to end it for each other.
Jones: Well hopefully one of them will suceed.
Cobbs: The winner of this match Tommy Flamer!!!
*The scene then cuts to the back once again where Kabuki Jo is putting a turban on his head. He puts on some messed up sunglasses and heads for the back entrance again.*
Security: Name please.
Kabuki(hesitating for a minute and talking in an Arabian accent): My name....My name....my name is Rebo Hakim.
Security(checking through the papers on a clipboard): Sorry your not here on the list mister Hakim.
Kabuki: What do you mean?
Security: Exactly what I said, your not on the list.
Kabuki(his turban starts to come off): But I am here to see President Dean.
Security: Well Mr. Jo. Like I said before, NO!
Kabuki: Who are you calling Mr. Jo?
Security(pulling turban off): You, Mr. Kabuki Jo. I have strict orders and if I don't obey them then I'm fired. Got it?
Kabuki: Yeah, I got it.
*Kabuki walks off in a disappointing mood. Suddenly it seems like he has an idea. Camera cuts back to the ring.*
Hood: Well it looks like Kabuki has something in mind.
Jones: And whatever it is it has to be big.
Hood: Well lets go to the next match.
Jones: The Dark God vs. Dillon Draven
Cobbs: And now making his way to the ring....Diiiiillllllloooooonnnnnn Drrrraaaaavvvvvveeeeennnnn!!!!!!
*"Torn" by Metallica starts to play over the PA system as Dillon Draven starts to come out of the aisleway. As he makes his way to the ring and slides in awaiting The Dark God Steve Kudos.*
Cobbs: Now for out next match....First making his way to the ring.....The Dark God.....Steve Kudos!!!
Hood: Lets see how this old timer can do against Dillon.
*"Zero" by The Smashing Pumpkins goes over the PA system as out comes Steve Kudos to a mixed reaction. Suddenly a masked man with a crowbar nails Steve Kudos in the back of the head knocking him out cold. The masked man runs to the back as Dillon Draven runs up the aisle and picks up the lifeless body of Steve Kudos and brings him to the ring. He sets him on the top rope and puts a hand around his neck. He turns around and plants him with a chokeslam from the top rope. Dillon Draven pins. 1...2….Kick Out!!*
Jones: Who the hell was that masked man?
Hood: I have no fucking idea? But he sure was a major player in this match-up here.
~Draven looks at the ref, upset about him not getting the three count. He is standing and arguing with the ref, as Kudos makes it to his feet. Draven then turns around, gets kicked in the gut and dropped with an implant DDT from Kudos~
Jones: Steve Kudos coming back with that DDT! Incredible!!
Hood: Sure was!! Wow!
~Both men are laying on the mat, they both eventually make it to their feet. They lock up in the middle of the ring, Kudos sends Draven into the ropes, Draven bounces off and Kudos knees Draven in the gut, he goes flying to the mat~
Jones: Ouch!! That’ll knock the wind right outta ya!!
Hood: It sure will!
~Kudos now walks over to Draven, who is laying on the ground. Kudos picks him up and backs him into a corner. Kudos knees Draven in the rib a couple of times, he then whips him across the ring into the opposing corner. Kudos then rushes in there for a splash, but Draven moves out of the way, and Kudos runs front first into the turnbuckles~
Jones: Steve Kudos just got outsmarted by Dilon Draven! How embarrassing!!
Hood: Yea, he went for the big splash, and missed!!
~Draven now stands, watching as Kudos wobbles out of the corner, Kudos turns around and gets kicked in the gut. Draven then lifts him up, and powerbombs him to the mat, he rolls him over into a walls of jericho submission and Kudos taps out, the ref calls for the bell and raises the hand of Dilon Draven~
Cobbs: Here is your winner……DILON DRAVEN!!!!!
Jones: I'm in shock!!!!
Hood: Me as well, but we better get some medical attention out here for Steve Kudos, the back of his head is busted wide open.
Jones: Hurry!!
~"Last Resort" by Papa Roach starts to blare through the PA System as Triple M makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. Triple M is wearing a Pefectly Marvelous t-shirt and Jeans, and has one of the OCW Tag Team championships around his waist. Triple M is begin escorted by 4 of his valets, as Joy opens the ropes for Triple M, and he enters the ring. The group of women crowd around Mario as he grabs a mic and begins to speak.~
Triple M: Tonight, me, Triple P and Ice Breaker are gonna make Heavy Metal famous. Years and years from now, people will remember this night. They will remember this night as THE night that Perfectly Marvelous and Ice Breaker put an end to Heavy Metal once and for all. Now on to that discrase of a champion Silverfreak...Sil..hey, what happened to the mic?!
~Suddenly the houselights fade to lime green as the letters 'JFC' scroll across the OCW-a-tron. "Everything Sucks" by Dope beings to blare over the PA System as Silverfreak apears on the OCW-a-tron. Silverfreak is sitting at a table, with the sight of the Eifel Tower behind him. Silverfreak is wearing a red and white stripped shirt, and has painted on a french-like musache on himself. The Intercontinental Championship is sittin on the table next to Silverfreak. We hear the French national anthem playing in the background as Silverfreak begins to speak.~
Silverfreak: *talks in a whinning baby tone* I'm gonna put an end to heavy metal...whaaa whaaa whaa *stops* Change your diaper and come join us in the twenty-first century man! The way you are ranting on and on rememinds me of the mindless 'Good Guys versus Bad Guys' battles we were all forced to cheer for in the 80's! Okay, now that I got that out of my system.... in your latest interview I saw that you blew me off cause you were too busy with these Heavy Metal crotch-goblins..
~Silverfreak takes a sip of wine out of a Mc Donalds cup, pauses a moment, to enjoy it's taste, and then continues to speak.~
Silverfreak: You are only DAYS away from the biggest match of your career. You can't be waisting your time with uncharismatic, talentless card openers like Heavy Metal!
Triple M: Hey Freak! Shut up and get to the point!
Silverfreak: Testy Testy now! Well I can see by that big vein sticking out of your forehead that your growing weary of this, so I'm here to tell you that our match at Frost Bite is not JUST for my Interdementional Championship... it is also gonna be a ladder match!
~Triple M begins to pace around the ring.~
Triple M: That's fine with me! I'd fight your right here tonight if I could! Silverfreak: Ohh is that right? Well since it is only a week untill Christmas, and I'm in such a giving mood... I made sure since I couldn't be there tonight, a few of my fans would give you my holiday treat. Ladder Match, for the Interdementional Championship... Triple M.... be there, or be square! Hahahaa....
~As the OCW-a-tron fades to static, two big men wearing luchador masks come running down to the ring armed with steel chairs. The big men's shirts read 'Freakamaniac #1' and 'Freakamaniac #2'. The two men get into the ring, as Triple M dropkicks Freakamaniac #1, but Freakamaniac conects to the back of Triple M's skull. The two men lay in a few more chairshots for good measure, and then leave the arena through the crowd.~
*As medical attention reaches the ring the OCW goes to commercial. As the OCW comes back from a commercial you see the security guard on the ground outside knocked out cold with a steel pipe beside him. He too is busted open in the back of his head. The scene cuts to Hood and Jones at ringside.*
Hood: It looks like Kabuki is inside the building somewhere.
Jones: But look at the blood that is in the ring right now. It's a mess!!!
Hood: Well lets get to our next match.
Cobbs: First on his way to the ring at this time....Jack Porter!!!
*"Ain't That a Kick In The Head" by Dean Martin plays over the PA system as Jack Porter makes his way out to the ring. And slides in.*
Hood: I don't think that this man will fair too well in the ring with the Sickness Logan Caine.
Jones: Yeah, and especially in the mood that he is in today.
*"Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed blasts over the PA system before Cobbs has a chance to announce anything. Logan Caine comes out with a mean and menacing look on his face. He slides into the ring and goes to work on Porter by sending him into the ropes and meeting him with a leg lariat.*
Jones: Oh yeah, we're right once again.
Hood: Your right? Ha! I'm right is more like it!
Jones: Shut the hell up!
*Caine picks up Porter and picks him up for a suplex and turns it into a jackhammer. Caine picks Porter up again and short arm whips him into an amazing ddt that has Porter reeling. Caine covers Porter 1...2..kick out by Porter. Caine picks up Porter and kicks him in the gut. Caine bounces off of the ropes and hits a spinning neck breaker to Jack Porter. Caine turns Porter around on his stomach and locks in a camel clutch. The ref asks if Porter gives and he says no. Caine holds it in there for a couple more seconds and lets go of the hold. Caine sends Porter into the corner and runs in with a big boot right to the face.*
Jones: What a tremendous move!
Hood: I think this is about to be over.
*Caine picks up Porter and hits the Sickness on him. He goes for a cover 1...2..Caine pulls up Porter. Caine sets Porter up for a piledriver and connects as Porter's head is imprinted into the mat. Caine rolls over Porter again and locks in another camel clutch but this time with a sleeper hold on Porter at the same time. The ref asks if Porter gives but he refuses. Caine locks in the sleeper hold tight and sinches back on the camel clutch as Jack Porter passes out from the sleeper hold and the pain. The ref rings the bell as Caine wins. But he won't let go of the hold.*
Hood: Logan wins but he won't let go of the hold.
Jones: I think this could be a message to DDD.
*Suddenly DDD comes out and attacks Logan Caine with a clothesline to the back of the head. DDD and Logan then start to brawl as security comes and breaks it up. The scene then cuts to Scott Syren in the backstage area. Scott is walking around with his Hardcore Title around his waiste. Suddenly Cash Money comes out from behind him and attacks him. Cash beats Scott with steel rods that are in the back. Cash then powerbombs Scott through a table. He leaves leaving him in a pool of his own blood.*
Jones: I guess we missed what happend to Scott while we were watching this commotion in the ring that is finally broken up.
Hood: Well lets get to the TV Title Tourney.
~ “Problem Child” by AC/DC begins playing and the fans stand and watch as Shadow Stalker makes his way down to the ring area~
Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is the final first round match in the TV Title Tournament! Introducing first, from Fribourg, Switzerland, standing 6’6” and weighing in at 268 lbs…….SHADOW STALKER!!!!!
~ “Defeat You” by Smashmouth begins playing and the fans stand and cheer as they see Triple P make his way down to the ring area~
Cobbs: And his opponent, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 255 lbs……PERFECT PAUL PARAS!!!!!
~The bell rings and both men lock up in the middle of the ring. Triple P sends Stalker into the ropes, Stalker bounces off and Triple P puts his head down. Stalker stops, hooks the head of Triple P under his arm, lifts him up and drops him with a devastating suplex in the middle of the ring~
Jones: Great suplex there by the impressive newcomer Shadow Stalker!!
Hood: Sure was, Triple P definitely has his work cut out for him here tonight!!
~Stalker now pulls Triple P back to his feet and backs him into a corner. Stalker begins to punch and kick away at the midsection of Triple P. He then pulls Triple P up to the top rope. Stalker climbs up there with him and hooks him for a superplex, but Triple P knees Stalker in the gut and shoves him off the top rope. Stalker lands on the mat. Triple P then stands on the top rope, leaps off and connects with a frog splash. Triple P then goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Jones: Great Frog Splash by Triple P, the guy is one hell of an athlete!!!
Hood: He sure is! But so is Shadow Stalker! Great match up so far!!
~Triple P gets to his feet and he pulls Stalker to his feet as well. Triple P now whips Stalker into the ropes, Stalker bounces off and Triple P goes for a clothesline. Stalker ducks and is standing behind Triple P. He then grabs Triple P’s head and drops him with an inverted DDT~
Jones: Great inverted DDT there by Shadow Stalker!! Incredible move!!
Hood: Sure was! You can tell both of these guys want that Television Title badly!!
~Stalker now begins to stomp and kick away at the body of Triple P, which is laying on the mat. Stalker drops a few elbows and then walks over to the corner. He climbs on the second rope and leaps off for a leg drop, but Triple P gets his foot up and nails Stalker in the jaw. Stalker falls to the mat, flat on his back~
Jones: Wow! Great move there by Triple P to keep Shadow Stalker from gaining too much momentum!!
Hood: Sure was! If Shadow Stalker had of hit that, this match may have been over with!
Jones: Uh Huh!
~You suddenly hear the crowd start to boo loudly as you see Mississippi Mud come down to the ring area. They make it to ringside, they grab two steel chairs, set them up and sit on them as they watch the match. In the ring, both men are at their feet now. Stalker goes for a clothesline, but Triple P ducks. He then throws Stalker into the corner, squashing the trapped referee. The ref falls to the ground~
Jones: The referee is knocked out!! And what are those to jackasses doing out here!
Hood: They just want to watch their rivals fight, that is all Jones! Geez!
~Triple P catches the stunned Stalker with a kick to the gut. Triple P then runs towards the ropes. As he hits the ropes, Stonewall nails him in the back with the steel chair. Triple P comes wobbling off the ropes, Stalker kicks him in the gut, lifts him up and drops him with an inverted brainbuster. Percy then smacks the ref, waking him up. The ref sees Stalker pinning Triple P and goes for the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The ref raises the hand of Shadow Stalker in victory~
Cobbs: Here is your winner…..SHADOW STALKER!!!!!
Jones: What a match, and we saw that man once again in the back with Heavy Metal.
Hood: I have a feeling that we'll be seeing them soon.
Jones: Well it's time for the main event.
Cobbs: First making their way down to the ring......the team of Icebreaker, and Perfectly Marvelous!!!
*"Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays over the PA system as out walks the team of Icebreaker and Perfectly Marvelous. But Heavy Metal doesn't wait for their entrance and begins the fight as soon as Icebreaker, Triple P, and Triple M walks out. TGO takes on Icebreaker as the battle it out with lefts and rights. Stonewall Jackson takes on Triple M with a gorrilla press slam on the steel ramp. Percy Ellis gets Triple P with a bulldog on the ramp. TGO hits Icebreaker with rights, but one gets blocked and Icebreaker ddts TGO on the steps. Mississippi Mud goes after Icebreaker and hits him with a double suplex.*
Hood: This match is already getting underway!
Jones: Stop talking and enjoy the action!
*The match continues with Triple P and Stonewall going to the ring as the bell sounds. The other four men are on the outside battling out. Icebreaker piledrives TGO on the ramp. Icebreaker celebrates as he thinks he got his good shot in and walks out leaving Perfectly Marvelous high and dry. In the ring Triple P has the upper hand on Stonewall Jackson by sending him into the ropes and connecting with a flying forearm smash. Percy tries to help TGO up, but TGO is knocked out cold. Triple M capitalizes on Percy be driving him with a reverse ddt on the ramp. In the ring Triple P has Stonewall down on the ground. Triple P climbs to the top as Stonewall gets up. Triple P jumps off with a double axe-handle, but is caught by Stonewall with a chokeslam!! MMM runs into the ring and gets met with a big boot to the face. Stonewall covers both men. 1..both men kick out. Percy gets up dazed and runs to the ring to help out Stonewall. Percy and Jackson send PPP into the ropes. They both give him a kick to the gut that sends him down on his knees. TGO is up by now and has made his way to the ring with two chairs. He throws one to Percy and one to Jackson. They cock back and give PPP a double chair shot right to the back and the chest. PPP grabs his chest and back in pain and struggles to get his breath. TGO gets in and goes after MMM who sends him back out of the ring with a dropkick to the jaw. Stonewall then comes after MMM, but MMM ducks and back body drops him over the top rope. Suddenly out comes Mrs. Gorgeous. She takes off her shoe and nails MMM right in the back of the head with it. The ref saw it and calls for the bell. Icebreaker then comes back out to the ring and goes after TGO again. The two men brawl at each other throwing lefts and rights finally getting back inside the ring. The ref continues for the bell to be rung, as all 6 men get back in the ring and begin to slug at each other. TGO lifts Ice Breaker above his head and gorrila presses him, as Perfectly Marvelous and Mississipi Mud begin to swing at each other.*
Hood: Come on guys! Lets break this up! If this continues any longer, we might find all six of these guys in the ER!
Jones: Yeah, where's Cheasy M? Where's Dean? Someone needs to put a stop to this!
*Suddenly the houselights fade to lime green as the letters 'JFC' scroll across the OCW-a-tron. "Everything Sucks" by Dope beings to blare over the PA System. Scott Syren, wearing a JFC t-shirt and jeans comes out with a steel chair. Behind him is "Money" Max Flash wearing a Hawaian t-shirt, tan cargo pants, and sandles. His greasy black mullet it pulled into a tight rattail. Max is holding Scott's OCW Hardcore title over his shoulder. After a few moments of the fans chanting 'JFC! JFC! JFC!' the music fades, and Scott Syren begins to speak.*
Scott Syren: Awww.. isn't this cute?! You know something, you little bitches? Watching your catfight is really tight and all, but I think I've been held down around here long enough. So THIS is what OCW has come to? Six worthless no-name rookies in the main event of the biggest show on television? Well I say fuck that, I'm not going to let you make Massacre suck like this!"
*Scott Syren runs down to the ring and nails TGO in the head with his steel chair. Scott then drops the chair and double clotheslines Pefectly Mavelous. As Ice Breaker tries to come up from behind Scott, Syren flips him over his back then hits him with a DDT, as Ice Breaker's head rams into the steel chair.*
Hood: Ohh my god! Scott Syren is cleaning house!
Jones: Yeah, but it's still six against one!
*Triple P climbs up to the top rope, and hits Scott Syren in the back of the head with a missle dropkick, sending Syren crashing to the mat. Then TGO has Mississipi Mud hold Syren up, as Triple M, Triple P, and Ice Breaker are all laying down, trying to regain their strength. TGO begins to b*tch slap Syren, as Syren tries to fight his way out of their grasp, but with no luck. TGO grabs the mic.*
TGO: You just don't get it do you? Heavy Metal is bigger than you... we're better than you... and I guess this would make US just fucking cool, not you! So whatcha gonna do now bigshot? Your FREAK isn't here to help you now.
*Suddenly silver pyro shoots up from each of the turnbuckles as 'A Splattered SPAM Production' appears on the OCW-a-tron.*
Hood: Who is this? This can't be... IT IS IT IS!!!
*"Everything Sucks" by Dope begins to blare over the PA System once again as a huge school bus come drving down the ramp, shaking the OCW-a-tron, and drives down to the ring. "Money" Max Flash yelps in terror and leaps off the ramp to avoid being killed by the bus. All six men in the ring, and Scott Syren stop what their doing, and look toward the bus. The entire school bus in decorated in graphiti, and across the side it read 'JFC'. The bus stops right beside the ring, as Freakamaniac #1 and Freakamaniac #2 step out and enter the ring, each armed with a baseball bat wraped in barbed wire. Freakamaniac #1 grabs Triple M and T-bone suplexes him as Freakamaniac #2 swings at Mississipi Mud, and then drives his bat into the gut of TGO, and piledrives him. Scott Syren breaks loose from Mississipi Mud and bangs both of their heads together, and then gets on top of TGO. Freakamaniac #2 clears the ring of everyone else, as Freakamaniac #1 climbs to the top rope, lets out a demonic laugh and does a corkscrew moonsault onto Triple M. Syren gets back up and hits TGO with a power bomb. Triple P drags Triple M out of the ring, as they run to the backstage area being fallowed by Ice Breaker. As Mississipi Mud and TGO lay unconscience in the ring, Scott Syren grabs a mic and begins to speak.*
Scott Syren: Now THAT was just fucking cool... Now fans sitting at home and in this arena are dumbfounded. There trying to use their small pea brains to figure out who these two mystery men are! Well Freakamaniac #1, will you please unmask yourself?
*Freakamaniac #1, the same one that was going after Triple M, pulls off his mask and give out a demonic laugh. The camera zooms in to see that it is Silverfreak!*
Jones: It's Silverfreak! He's here! I guess his 'tour' of Europe was all apart of this little plan!
Hood: So, if Scott Syren is in the ring, and Silverfreak was just unmasked as Freakaholic #1... who is Freakamaniac #2?
Scott Syren: Now for the moment your all waiting for... Freakamaniac #2? Could you please take off that mask, so EVERYONE can see the NEWEST eddition to JFC?
Hood: A NEW member?! Wow... who could it be?!
*Freakamaniac #2 looks around slowly, and then starts to unlace the mask in the back. As he slowly pulls it off, we see his true idenity. The man rips off the Freakamaniac shirt, and is wearing a JFC shirt underneath it!*
Hood: D Double D! D Double D is the NEWEST member in JFC! Ohh my god, the former Hardcore and World champion is with the JFC!
Silverfreak: That's right kiddies, JFC has enlisted the help of the man you all know and love as D Double D. So Heavy Metal, I would say that makes three main eventers against, four card openers... why don't you just give it up now? You already tried to copy us on Friday Night War, so you have already proven you can't BEAT us...
Scott Syren: Alright, theirs one more thing I think we should do... since the gangs all here...
*Scott Syren, D Double D, and Silverfreak all hop out of the ring, and make their way over to the commentator's table. "Money" Max Flash makes his way into the now-cleared ring and begins flexing his flab and posing with Syren's hardcore title like a total jackass. As Hood and Jones get up from the announce table, all three JFC members put on headsets, and begin to speak.*
Scott Syren: *talking like Hood* "Well what a shitty card we have seen tonight... the only thing that saved this show was those outragious hooligans, the JFC. Holy shit those guys rule... tonight we saw all those new era pussies get a severe beatdown at the hands of JFC... or as my colleague D Double D might say, 'they beat the arses of those bloody wankers.'"
Silverfreak: *talking like Smith* Indeed..
Scott Syren: Damn it Freak, Smith ain't here anymore!
Silverfreak: Opps.... Well, hey were Just Fucking Cool America... and you have just whitnessed the greatest segment ever to be seen on a low bugget professional wrestling program. Who will be next to fall to the wrath of these maniacal bastards? Logan Caine? Steve Kudos? Triple M? Only time will tell, and speaking of time, we've just run out of it, so see you on Piledriver!!!
*Suddenly the masked man once again comes out from the backstage area and has the crowbar in hand. He runs in the ring and nails Money Max Flash right in the back of the head with it.*
Scott Syren: Dammit Flash!
Silverfreak: I guess that we have to do this once again and be Just Fucking Cool!
*Scott, DDD, and Silverfreak get in the ring and go after the masked man. TGO and Mississippi Mud finally get up and start to attack JFC. TGO locks in a Tazzmission on Scott Syren and suplexes him showcasing his newest move the Seal Of Fate. Mississippi Mud's respective members go after DDD and Silverfreak. The masked man tells TGO and Percy Ellis to hold up Silverfreak. The masked man swings the crowbar and nails Silverfreak right in the face. TGO grabs a mic.*
TGO: I told you that I had a surprise tonight. Did you listen? Hell no! So now who is this you ask well lets find out.
*The masked man takes off the mask to reveal himself as Kabuki Jo!! He grabs the mic and begins to speak.*
Kabuki: Now Silverfreak that is what you get for firing me on the spot! You see, I had to get revenge and what's a better way than to go with JFC's most heated rivals. So that is what you deserve Freak. And you know what I think that we are the new Just Fucking Cool!!
TGO: Now Kemp, get your ass out here so we can celebrate!!
*Kemp comes out to the ring as Heavy Metal stand there unified. JFC except for Silverfreak, Perfectly Marvelous, and Icebreaker all get up and start a brawl between them and Heavy Metal. The show goes off the air.*