August 2001
| Scott Syren | ||||
| Dead Soulja | ||||
| Dead Soulja | ||||
| Dead Soulja | ||||
| "The Silent Killer" Sean Storm | ||||
| Shad "Too Bad" Johnson | ||||
| Shad "Too Bad" Johnson | ||||
| Winner | ||||
| Everlast | ||||
| Chris "The Famous One" Storm | ||||
| Chris "The Famous One" Storm | ||||
| Playboy G | ||||
| Mark "Maniac" Kelley | ||||
| Playboy G | ||||
| Playboy G | ||||
| Winner | ||||
| "Hot Shot" Sean Renos | ||||
| "The Real F*ckin Show" Kannon | ||||
| "The Real F*ckin Show" Kannon | ||||
| Homeboy | ||||
| Homeboy | ||||
| Homeboy | ||||
| Marvelous Mario Maurako | ||||
| Winner | ||||
| Goldie | ||||
| Goldie | ||||
| Andy Murray | ||||
| SiLVeRFReaK | ||||
| Johnny Elite | ||||
| SiLVeRFReaK | ||||
| SiLVeRFReaK | ||||
| Tommy Crimson | ||||
| Tommy Crimson | ||||
| Mason Knight | ||||
| Tommy Crimson | ||||
| Malice "The Executioner" | ||||
| Malice "The Executioner" | ||||
| Cisco Sheppard | ||||
| Winner | ||||
| Scorpion | ||||
| Scorpion | ||||
| Krayzie | ||||
| Scorpion | ||||
| Jessie "The Fish" Fitzgerald | ||||
| Jessie "The Fish" Fitzgerald | ||||
| 2nd Smile | ||||
| Winner | ||||
| Myzery | ||||
| Myzery | ||||
| Curt Canon | ||||
| Perfect Paul Paras | ||||
| Perfect Paul Paras | ||||
| Perfect Paul Paras | ||||
| Michael "The Man" Breaker | ||||
| Winner | ||||
| The ToothFairy | ||||
| The ToothFairy | ||||
| Tim "DeGen" Kanzikston | ||||
| The ToothFairy | ||||
| Fenix | ||||
| Fenix | ||||
| Damien | ||||
~The screen goes black and then we hear that familiar OCW Theme start up as the OCW Logo flashes onto the screen. It fades out and the screen goes black. We then see the letters “LMS” flash onto the screen and are then broken away by the date “2000”. We then flash back to the LMS tournament of last year. We see Jessie Fitzgerald, coming off a huge upset of Slim Shady, fall to Steve Stryker and Stryker advancing on to the final four. We then see William Haynes withdraw and Tatum Coe getting a bye to the final four as well, to face Steve Stryker. We then see Scorpion defeating D Double D and capturing the Hardcore Title and moving himself to the final four as well. And in the last match of the first round of the night, Steve Strong comes out with a close win against Dark Carnevil to face Scorpion in the final four. The screen then shows the final four brackets and focuses on Tatum Coe vs. Steve Stryker. We see highlights from a great match, with Tatum Coe barely coming out on top and advancing into the LMS final. We then see Scorpion vs. Steve Strong, in what was one brutal match. A brutal match that the undefeated Scorpion came out on top in and he too advanced into the final match of LMS. We then switch modes as we go to the World Title match where the arguably, two biggest ICON’s in OCW history face off. TV Champ, Silverfreak faces World Champ Scott Syren. It is a great match the whole way through, with Syren pulling out the hard fought win and staying undefeated, and more importantly, remaining OCW Champ. We then go back to the final match of LMS. Tatum Coe vs. Scorpion. In what was Match of the Year in OCW, both men fought long and hard in this match. Giving it their all. The match ended when Coe went for a huricanrana, but it was countered by Scorpion and had his shoulders pinned against the mat for the three count. We see Scorpion crowned as the Last Man Standing as the highlights come to an end. We then see the date “2001” hit the screen and we are shown the brackets for this evening’s Pay Per View. We start from the top where we see Dead Soulja vs. Playboy G…….Silverfreak vs. Homeboy…….Tommy Crimson vs. Scorpion……..Perfect Paul Paras vs. The ToothFairy…..the camera then cuts to a jam packed arena with screaming OCW fans as the entry way is changed for this evenings Pay Per View. We see the letters LMS in huge metal lettering with two separate entry ways from under the openings of the letter M. Pyros explode and the camera cuts to the announce table where we see Smith, Jones and of course, Hood all sitting at ringside. Smith speaks~
Smith: Hello everyone and welcome to Last Man Standing 2!!!!!! Tonight we will crown the Last Man Standing champ of the year 2001 and we will crown a new IC Champ and maybe even a new World Champ!
Jones: Yes, it is going to be a great night…but the question has to be asked, can Scorpion be stopped from repeating?
Smith: I don’t know Jones, ever since Scorpion returned, he has looked unstoppable!
Hood: Ah, chill out guys, you are forgetting that the Freaky One is in Last Man Standing…last year he had to withdraw so he could battle for the World Title!
Smith: Good point Hood! But some would say that Freak is showing his age a little….
Hood: Only a moron would say that Smith and you my friend are a MORON!
Jones: Ahahah!
Hood: Don’t get me started on your dumbass Jones!
Smith: Well, everything is just about ready to get underway! So, lets get down to ringside….
~ “Ruff Ryder’s Anthem” begins playing and the fans boo slightly as they see Playboy G make his way down to the ring~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a Hardcore rules match, scheduled for one fall and is a Last Man Standing match!!! Introducing first, from South Central Los Angeles, standing 6’6” and weighing in at 270 lbs……..PLAYBOY G!!!!!
~ “All Out” by 2Pac hits and the fans again boo as they see Dead Soulja make his way to the ring area~
Warrick: And his opponent, from South Central, Los Angeles, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 230 lbs……..DEAD SOULJA!!!!!
~The bell rings and Playboy stares down Soulja. They then lock up in the middle of the ring and Soulja nails Playboy in the gut with a vicious knee. Soulja then whips Playboy into the ropes and Playboy bounces off. Soulja then goes for a spinning heel kick, but Playboy ducks. Souja turns around and Playboy attacks him with lefts and rights to the rib cage area. Soulja is staggering back against the ropes and Playboy gives Soulja a spinning heel kick of his own and Soulja goes flying over the top rope and crashing down to the outside~
Smith: Wow!!! What a kick from Playboy G!
Hood: Yea, he knocked the shit out of that stupid ass Dead Soulja!
Jones: Sure did, he’d better check to make sure all his teeth are still in his head!
Smith: Indeed!
~Playboy now begins to climb to the top rope as Soulja staggers around outside of the ring. Playboy gets to the top and looks down at Soulja who looks back up at Playboy. Playboy leaps off for a cross body, but Soulja leaps up and nails Playboy in mid air with a dropkick and Playboy’s head snaps back and slams against the concrete floor with a sickening thud~
Smith: That’s it!! Playboy G has to be done, nobody can take a blow like that to the head and still be able to compete…NOBODY!
Hood: Oh shut up Smith, it ain’t over until his shoulder’s are pinned to the mat for the one, two and three!
Jones: Yea Smith, Hood is right!
Hood: Don’t suck up to me bitch!
~Soulja pulls Playboy to his feet and Playboy still looks like he is out of it. Soulja pulls Playboy to his feet and stands him up with his back against the steel ring post. Soulja then grabs Playboy’s head and begins to repeatedly slam it against the post as the fans begin to cheer loudly. After slamming his head into the post a number of times, Soulja steps back and gives a super kick to the head of Playboy, sandwiching his head between his boot and the ring post~
Smith: Ouch!!! Playboy G may have brain damage! He may never be the same again!
Hood: Shit man, that was fuckin awesome!
Jones: This one has to be over guys
Smith: Yea, I don’t see how Playboy G can fight back from this!
~Soulja now pulls Playboy to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Soulja then looks under the ring and starts pulling stuff out from under the ring and tossing it into the ring. He grabs a trash can, trash can lid, stop sign and a couple of steel chairs. He then pulls out a ladder and keeps it laying on the outside. Soulja then gets back into the ring and grabs the trash can lid. He sets it on the face of Playboy, as Playboy is still laying in the ring. Soulja then climbs to the top rope, leaps off and drops a leg right across the lid, smashing it into the face of Playboy. The fans cringe in pain from seeing this. Soulja then goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Ahh!!! Playboy G kicked out, what in the hell!!!
Hood: Fuck yea! I knew this guy was badass from the moment he gave the kid bloody popcorn?
Jones: Bloody Popcorn, as in an english person saying “Here’s your bloody popcorn?”
Hood: No you idiot, as in popcorn being covered by blood!
Jones: Oh, well the guy is in England all the time….
Hood: Just shut the fuck up!
~Soulja gets up and shakes his head in disbelief. He pulls Playboy to his feet and whips him into the corner and Playboy hits hard. Soulja then picks up the trash can and charges at Playboy, who is still in the corner. Playboy though, puts his head down and lifts Soulja over the corner, with Soulja still holding onto the trash can, and Soulja has the trash can over his head, trying to brace the fall, but falls head first onto the trash can and crashing to the concrete floor. The fans begin chanting “Holy Shit!” And we see on the outside that Soulja’s head busted a hole through both sides of the trash can and is sticking out of the other side~
Smith: Forget about Playboy G having brain damage, I doubt Dead Soulja could recite the alphabet after that fall!
Hood: Well shit Smith, the guy couldn’t recite it before, so it’s not like you just made a bold prediction there buddy!
Jones: Are you saying Dead Soulja is dumb!
Hood: Uhh, yea that’s what I was saying Jones!
Jones: Oh…okay, just checking….
~Playboy finally gets to his feet in the ring and grabs one of the chairs that Soulja had tossed into the ring. He then slides under the bottom rope and goes to the outside where he sees Soulja laying on the ground with a bloody face sticking through the trash can. Playboy begins to drag Soulja by the trash can and drags him to the aisle way. Playboy pulls Soulja to his feet and pulls back the chair. He then smacks the shit out of Soulja and Soulja falls to the ground as more blood begins to flow from the gash in his forehead. Playboy then holds the chair up in the air with one hand as the fans respond with a loud cheer. Playboy then tosses it on the body of Soulja~
Smith: Playboy G is destroying Dead Soulja!!!
Hood: I know, ain’t it cool!!!
Jones: If you say so!
Hood: Yes, I say so
Jones: Well, okay then!
~Playboy now sees the ladder laying on the ground next to the ring and stands it up right in front of Soulja. Playboy then begins to climb to the top and as the crowd grows in excitement. He is just about at the top when the ladder suddenly crumbles and Playboy falls straight to the ground and hits hard~
Smith: Ahh!! It must have been one of those Trick Ladders!
Hood: Was Silver Cyanide behind this?!
Jones: Maybe!
Smith: I don’t know, but that may have just cost Playboy G his shot at the Last Man Standing prize!
Hood: Well, that is assuming that Dead Soulja is still alive!
Smith: True, True
~After both men laying on the ground for awhile, we see Soulja get to his feet with Playboy on his hands and knees, trying to shake his head free of the cob webs. Soulja slowly removes the trash can from around his head, being careful as to not make any cuts on his neck from the sharp edges. As he pulls it off, we see a really red ring around his neck, where the trash can had cut into his skin and we see small amounts of blood oozing out of the opening around his neck. Soulja then reaches down and grabs two of the rungs that had fallen off the ladder when it broke. He then looks at Playboy who is on his knees. Soulja puts one rung in one hand and one in the other and Playboy looks up at Soulja. Soulja then nails Playboy in the head with both rungs on both sides, sandwiching Playboy’s head between both rungs. Playboy falls face first on the concrete floor and we see some blood coming from the side of his head~
Smith: Oh My Goodness!!! Playboy G just got the holy hell knocked out of him!
Hood: Uh, yea, is it just me or are the Pay Per View’s turning into blood baths?!
Jones: Yea, I’ve noticed that too!
Hood: I’m waiting for the first death match or the match where the loser is the first guy to lose a gallon of blood!
Jones: Or! How about the first ever First Blood Match!!!
Hood: Smith, tell me I can hurt him…PLEASE!
Smith: Maybe later Hood!
~Soulja now rolls back into the ring and picks up the stop sign that is laying in the middle of the ring. He then looks down at Playboy, who is laying face first in a pile of a broken down ladder. Soulja then climbs to the top turnbuckle and looks down at Playboy and Soulja has the stop sign in hand. Soulja then leaps off and while in mid air, puts the stop sign under his leg and comes down dropping not only a leg, but the stop sign under his leg on the body of Playboy. Soulja holds his leg in pain and rolls around on the outside, from the impact of the fall~
Smith: I am predicting that the winner of tonights Tournament, is the guy who fights in straight singles matches all the way through!
Hood: Shit, if someone like that wins it, they should be called LPS!
Jones: LPS?
Hood: Last Pussy Standing!
Smith: You had to ask didn’t you Jones?
Jones: I was curious!
~Soulja now gets to his feet and pulls Playboy to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Soulja then gets in the ring and rolls Playboy over on his back and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Playboy G kicked out once again!!!!
Hood: Shit man, this guy just won’t quit!
Jones: Wow, incredible!
~Soulja gets to his feet and looks fucking pissed. He grabs the last remaining weapon laying in the ring, the other steel chair. He sets up in near the center of the ring and pulls Playboy to his feet and sits him up in the chair. Soulja then runs towards the ropes and bounces off, he then leaps through the air, looking for a cross body and really stretches out on this one. But Playboy leans back in the chair and the legs of the chair are now sticking up in the air and ram Soulja right in the gut as he is stretched out in the air. Soulja falls to the mat holding his gut and screaming in pain, as Playboy has fallen out of the chair and is laying face first near the ropes~
Smith: What a counter by Playboy G!
Hood: What was Dead Soulja thinking!!! Laying out like that while Playboy G is sitting in a chair? Man, this guy is stupid!
Jones: You wouldn’t be saying that if he had hit the move!
Hood: Uhh, he wouldn’t have hit the move!
Jones: Why do you say that?
Hood: Because it was a stupid move!
~Soulja manages to roll into the ropes and pulls himself to his feet with an extremely painful look on his face. He still has one arm wrapped around his midsection as he starts to stumble over to Playboy. He walks up to the chair first and looks down at it, he kicks it with anger and then holds his foot in pain~
Smith: Umm…Dead Soulja showing a bit of frustration at the chair right there!
Hood: Hahaha!! Oh man, this guy is so funny!
Jones: Maybe he is delusional from the hit, because he obviously thinks the chair is Playboy G, right guys!
Hood: I don’t think that statement deserves a comment, do you Smith?
Smith: For once Hood, I have to agree with you!
~Soulja recovers from the kick to the chair and walks over to Playboy and drags him into the center of the ring. Playboy has his arms laying next to the legs of Soulja as Soulja grabs him by the hair and begins to punch Playboy in the head. Soulja then starts talking trash and goes for another punch, but Playboy grabs the legs of Soulja and pulls on them, causing Soulja to fall flat on his back. Playboy then gets to his feet and in the blink of an eye locks on the Centerfold Stretch! Soulja screams loudly and throws his arms around, trying to find the ropes but can’t. Soulja then taps out and the ref calls for the bell and raises the hand of Playboy G as the winner~
Warrick: Here is your winner and advancing into the Final Four of Last Man Standing……..PLAYBOY G!!!!!
Smith: Playboy G with the Centerfold Stretch!!! He made Dead Soulja tap and he goes on to the Final Four!!!
Hood: Yea and man if that match is any indication as to what we have ahead of ourselves, the damn, this is going to be one kick ass Pay Per View!!
Jones: Yes!!!
Smith: Well, Playboy G advances to face the winner of Silverfreak and Homeboy!!
~A camera shot backstage shows Tommy Crimson and
Shannon Shag Nasty walking through the halls. Tommy is
wishing Shannon good luck on his World Title Match
when Creative Consultant RJ approaches them.~
RJ: Hey guys, Shag, good luck tonight. Looks like
you'll need it. Uhm, Tommy, I was looking at the files
in the OCW office, and I noticed I received a letter
earlier today: "Tommy Crimson versus mystery opponent,
August 30th, 2001: OCW WAR!" on the WAR lineup. Who
are you fighting?!
Tommy Crimson: You gotta be kidding me? More matches
THIS week!?!?
RJ: No joke. Hmm, I'll go see if I can find out who
you're facing! See ya!
~Tommy and Shannon walk off, Tommy obviously confused.
As they walk along, the man in the trench coat and red
hockey mask walks up from behind and nails them with a
two-by-four. Tommy swings at the man, but gets a smack
to the stomach, and followed by the face. Shannon
turns to receive a blow to the leg and knee. Both men
lie face down on the concrete. The man stoops between
them and takes the mask off. The man is Josh Allen. He
pulls up their heads, and speaks to them.~
Josh Allen: Next time BOO wants to play mind games
with Corporal Punishment, make sure your little
friends decide to take someone else out backstage. Oh,
and Crimson, I'll see you on WAR!
~Allen slips a piece of paper under Crimson's face. He
walks off, and the camera zooms in on the paper. The
paper is a WAR match contract, with Allen's signature
at the bottom. The camera goes back to the announcer's
table.~
Smith: Can you believe that Josh Allen has been behind
all of this!? I thought he was hospitalized after that
beating from Lan and JY Kidd!
Hood: You do realize what this means don't you guys?
Jones: No, what?
Hood: I dunno, I'm asking you!
Smith: Talk about confusing! Enough of this confusing stuff anyways, it’s time for the Freak to face Homeboy!!!
~ “One Step Closer” by Linkin Park begins playing and the fans cheer loudly as they see Homeboy make his way down to the ring area~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a Street Fight match scheduled for one fall and it is a Last Man Standing match! Introducing first, from Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 242 lbs……..HOMEBOY!!!!!
~ “Lets Go All The Way” by ICP hits and the fans go absolutely wild as they see the Hardcore Champ make his way to the ring~
Warrick: And his opponent, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, standing 6’4” and weighing in at 245 lbs, he is the OCW World Hardcore Champion……SILVERFREAK!!!!!
~The bell rings and Freak and Homeboy step up to each other in the center of the ring and take part in a stare down. Freak then extends his hand and Homeboy shakes it, the let go and then lock up in the middle of the ring. Homeboy grabs the arm of Freak and takes him down with an arm drag. Freak gets to his feet and runs at Homeboy, but Homeboy takes him back down with a drop toe hold. Homeboy gets to his feet and so does Freak, Homeboy then charges at Freak and clotheslines him to the ground. Freak rolls out of the ring and begins walking around, trying to regain some composure~
Smith: Homeboy is taking Silverfreak to school!!
Hood: Man, I never thought I’d see the day!
Jones: Wow!! What a drop toe hold!
Hood: For the Love!!!! Will you just shut your mouth
Jones: What, I’m just commentating, doing my job!
~Homeboy now slides under the bottom rope to the outside and Freak doesn’t notice, because he has his back to Homeboy. Homeboy then runs up behind Freak and nails him with a clothesline to the back of the head and Freak falls to the ground. Homeboy then starts to stomp away on Freak as he is laying down on the outside of the ring~
Smith: What a move there by Homeboy, taking advantage of the Freaky One!
Hood: Yea, Homeboy is really looking good…who could ever have guessed?
Jones: I could have, but nobody would ever ask me.
Hood: Shut up Jones, you probably picked someone like Shad Johnson to win!
Jones: Uhh…NO!
Hood: Sure man
~Homeboy now pulls Freak to his feet and picks him up and then slams him down across the steel ring steps, Freak grabs his back in pain as he falls to the ground. Homeboy now grabs the top part of the ring steps and begins to ram it into the body of Freak as he is laying on the ground in pain~
Smith: Homeboy is taking to his mentor early on in this match!
Hood: Man, what a way to treat the man who has been teaching you everything!
Jones: Yea, that is mean!
Hood: Mean huh?
Jones: Yes, MEAN!
~Homeboy pulls Freak to his feet and then begins dragging him down the aisle, under the large M and to the backstage. The camera follows them as we see Homeboy whip Freak into a concrete wall backstage. Freak hits hard and Homeboy then runs at Freak and leaps up and nails him with a splash, squishing Freak against the wall. Freak then falls to the ground in pain~
Smith: On no, the fight is now backstage…this could get ugly!
Hood: Well it’s about time, I was getting sick of that pussy shit they were doing earlier!
Jones: Arm Drag’s are cool and can be Hardcore!
Hood: Oh yea, gotta love those Hardcore Arm Drags!
~Homeboy now walks over to a pile of metal poles and grabs one. He makes his way over to Freak and goes to hit him with the pole, but Freak is able to kick Homeboy in the gut and Homeboy drops the pole and bends over in pain. Freak then gets to his feet, grabs Homeboy’s head and drops him with an implant DDT on the concrete floor~
Smith: Great move there by Silverfreak, as he was able to catch Homeboy off guard!
Hood: Hell yes, that is why he is the Freaky One and one of the greatest american heros of all time!
Jones: American Hero?
Hood: Of course, who doesn’t look up to the Freak!
~Freak now gets to his feet and he pulls Homeboy to his feet, Freak then drags Homeboy near the stack of metal poles and tosses him head first into the poles, he hits hard and we see the poles scatter all over the floor. Freak then grabs one and begins to beat Homeboy with it as he lays on the concrete floor~
Smith: Silverfreak is on the attack now and he is beating the hell out of Homeboy!
Hood: Yea, Homeboy probably regrets bringing those poles into play!
Jones: They are rods, not poles!
Hood: What the hell are you talking about?
Jones: Rods vs. Poles
Hood: Shit, this guy is fucking gay.
~Freak now pulls Homeboy to his feet and drags him out of the backstage area and out into the parking lot, Homeboy though shoves Freak off of him and connects with a strong right hand, Freak fights back with a right hand of his own and they begin brawling out in the parking lot. Freak though knees Homeboy in the gut and regains control. Freak then grabs Homeboy’s head and slams it into the hood of a nearby car and Homeboy grabs his face in pain~
Smith: Great move there by the Freak, he is starting to take control of this match!
Hood: Yup, just like we all knew he would!
Jones: Freak lives!
Hood: Riiiiiight
~Freak now has Homeboy leaning against the side of the same car he rammed his face into and Freak goes to punch Homeboy. Homeboy ducks though and Freak’s fist goes crashing through the driver’s side window, Freak pulls his arm out of the now broken window and we see blood covering his clenched fist~
Smith: Damn, Freak could have slit his wrist with that punch!
Hood: Damnit, not the Freak! Not the Freak!
Jones: Who slit their wrist?
Hood: Watch the fuckin match!
~Homeboy now takes advantage of Freak and punches him in the head and Freak staggers back, Homeboy then tosses Freak on the front Hood of the car and Freak is now standing on the hood, staggering about. Homeboy now backs up and then charges at Freak, but Freak ducks and grabs Homeboy’s arm and delivers and arm drag that sends Freak crashing through the front window of the car, we can hear the fans inside the arena cheer loudly~
Smith: It happened!!! A Hardcore Arm Drag!!!
Hood: Well I’ll be damned
Jones: Yes!! I am the prophet Jones! And yes Hood, you are damned! DAMNED!
Smith: Jones, you are losing it man!
~Freak now drags Homeboy from out of the car and goes for a pin on top of the hood and the ref makes the count on top of the hood as well~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Homeboy kicked out!
Hood: Damn, beaten, battered and bloody and still kicked out!
Jones: Now, are we talking about the english bloody or bloody bloody?
Hood: Smith, remind me when we get a chance to have this moron fired.
Smith: Gladly!
~Freak now gets to his feet, still on top of the front hood and he pulls Homeboy to his feet, he then drags Homeboy up to the very top of the car and hooks him for a suplex. Freak then tries to suplex Homeboy off the top of the car, all the way to the floor, but Homeboy blocks it. Homeboy then knees Freak in the side and delivers a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge into a pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Yikes!!! Homeboy damn near stole one from Silverfreak!
Hood: Geez, don’t fuck around anymore Freak, beat your protégé!
Jones: Stop using big foreign words, they are confusing me!
Smith: Damnit Jones, what is wrong with you tonight?
Jones: Nothing, I am fine!
~Freak gets to his feet quickly and begins to stomp the hell out of Homeboy as he is laying on top of the car. Freak then pulls Homeboy back to his feet, but Homeboy fights back with some lefts and rights and has Freak staggering on the edge of the car. Homeboy then reaches back for a huge punch, but Freak gets a thumb into Homeboy’s eyes. Homeboy grabs his face and blindly charges at Freak, but Freak ducks and lifts Homeboy in the air for a back body drop, Homeboy though is able to counter it and lands on the ground on his feet, but looks like he landed weird on his knee. Homeboy though, grabs the legs of Freak and yanks him off the top with a sunset flip and Freak goes crashing from the top of the car to the concrete floor. Homeboy holds on for a pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!!
Smith: Silverfreak kicked out!!! I can’t believe it!!!
Hood: Geez, I know he is great and all, but how in the hell was he able to kick out of that move?!
Smith: I don’t know, but you gotta believe Homeboy is frustrated! He has hit Freak with damn near everything he’s got and Freak won’t stay down!
Hood: Shit Smith, same can be said for Freak, Homeboy won’t stay down either!
Jones: Stay Down!! Stay Down!!
~Homeboy shakes his head in disbelief and leans up against the car still shaking his head. Freak begins to roll around on the ground, regaining some strength. Homeboy gets to his feet and starts kicking on Freak as he is down. Homeboy now pulls Freak to his feet and drags him back into the backstage area and stands him up next to a huge rack, full of boxes and various other things. Homeboy tosses Freak into the rack and Freak hits hard. Homeboy then grabs the back of Freak’s head and repeatedly slams it into the rack, suddenly the rack begins to loosen, but Homeboy doesn’t notice. He continues ramming Freak’s head into the rack when all of a sudden it collapses and falls on both Freak and Homeboy. We see a huge pile of stuff with Homeboy and Freak buried underneath all of it, somewhere~
Smith: They are both crushed!!!
Hood: Well, maybe not, they could still be alright!
Jones: Crushed, as in smashed to smithereens!
Hood: Are you making fun of Smith?
Jones: no, yes, maybe, I don’t know!
~Both men eventually make it to their feet and begin to trade punches. Freak has Homeboy staggering back now with some stiff rights. Freak then stands back, runs at Homeboy with a spear attempt, but Homeboy catches Freak head first. Homeboy then lifts Freak up and drops him with the Homeboy Bruiser. He pins Freak and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
Warrick: Here is your winner and advancing to the Final Four of Last Man Standing…….HOMEBOY!!!!!
Smith: Homeboy has upset Silverfreak! Unbelievable!!!
Hood: Damn, Freak taught that boy too well!
Jones: Yes! I know! Yikes!
Smith: What a huge upset! Can Crimson pull of a similar upset? Lets get down to ringside to find out!
~ “Illusions” by Cypress Hill begins playing and the fans give a mixed reaction as they see Scorpion make his way to the ring~
Warrick: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is a Number 4 Barbed Wire match and it is a Last Man Standing tournament match! Introducing first, from Washington D.C. standing 6’4” and weighing in at 260 lbs…….SCORPION!!!!!
~ “Crawling” by Linkin Park hits and the fans give another mixed reaction as they see Tommy Crimson make his way down to the ring area~
Warrick: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, standing 6’4” and weighing in at 234 lbs…….TOMMY CRIMSON!!!!!
~The bell rings and Crimson looks across the ring at Scorpion who looks ready to whoop some ass. Crimson then reaches down in his corner and picks up a chair that is wrapped in barbed wire. He then charges at Scorpion with it, but Scorpion ducks and Crimson misses with his attempt to hit Crimson with the chair. Crimson then turns around and Scorpion kicks Crimson in the gut. Scorpion then grabs the neck of Crimson and drops him with a swinging neck breaker~
Smith: After what we’ve seen tonight, do we really need this barbed wire match?
Hood: Yes Smith! There is always room for barbed wire!
Jones: Yes, even on fences!
Smith: Hey! You over there, here are my car keys, go to my car and get my cell phone. Hurry!
Hood: Why did you send that guy to get your cell phone?
Smith: I don’t think I can last the night with Jones sitting here with us, I’m going to give Dean a call.
Hood: Why don’t you just go backstage?
Smith: I can’t, too much action going on and I’m not asking Dean to come out here, he could get hurt.
Hood: I think the man could handle himself around these guys.
Smith: Yea, but still, you know
Hood: Okay, okay
~Scorpion now pulls Crimson to his feet, but Crimson fights back with a thumb into Scorpion’s eyes. Crimson then walks back away from Scorpion and then charges at him, but Scorpion knees Crimson in the gut as he gets to him. Scorpion then hooks Crimson and delivers a Northern Lights Suplex that sends Crimson right over the top rope and crashing down through the barbed wire wrapped table on the outside, the fans chant “Holy Shit”~
Smith: Wow!!! Crimson cleared the top rope by a couple of feet!!!
Hood: I know, shit that was amazing!
Jones: No, Superman and Batman are amazing!
Smith: If you say so Jones
~We see Crimson on the outside, covered in barbed wire, broken wood and blood as his body is looks broken in half. Scorpion looks down and sees the same thing and then grabs one of the chairs covered in barbed wire and places it on the top turnbuckle. Scorpion then slides to the outside and pulls Crimson to his feet then gets back in the ring. Crimson is staggering around on the outside of the ring and Scorpion begins to climb to the top rope. He picks up the barbed wire wrapped chair that he had placed there just a second ago and leaps off. In mid air he places the chair in front of his feet and nails Crimson with a missile drop kick, kicking the chair right into Crimson’s face. Crimson falls to the ground hard and so does Scorpion and the fans go crazy~
Smith: Scorpion is a mad man!!
Hood: How do you think the guy got so good, it’s not because he’s talented, but because he’s fucking crazy!!
Smith: Umm, some people would beg to differ.
Jones: I beg!!
Smith: To differ?
Jones: No, for sex
Hood: Why did you even ask Smith!
Smith: I don’t know
~Scorpion gets to his feet and pulls Crimson to his feet. We see Crimson’s face covered in blood from that suicidal dropkick Scorpion nailed him with. Scorpion rolls Crimson back into the ring and Scorpion gets in the ring behind him. He pulls Crimson to his feet and whips him into the corner, which is wrapped in barbed wire. Crimson hits hard and holds his back in pain. Scorpion then charges in for a big splash, but Crimson ducks and Scorpion runs front first into the barbed wire and falls over in pain~
Smith: Great counter by Tommy Crimson!
Hood: Wait! Wait! Did Crimson plan that or was he so out of it that he just happened to fall before Scorpion got to him?
Jones: The answer is Sharing is Caring!
Smith: This has gone from funny to stupid to embarrassing!
Hood: Yes, I agree
~Scorpion gets to his feet first and he pulls Crimson to his feet. He begins to beat the hell out of Crimson with rights and lefts and Crimson is leaning against the ropes and his back is rubbing against that top rope which is covered in barbed wire. We can see blood starting to ooze from his back and turn the barbed wire from a shiny silver coloring to a blood stained and ironically enough, crimson color. Scorpion now backs off as Crimson just staggers against the ropes and Scorpion walks across the ring and grabs another steel chair wrapped in barbed wire. Scorpion then gets a sick smile on his face as he looks at Crimson and hurls the chair at Crimson. Crimson though ducks(or falls down, however you wanna put it) and the chair goes flying into the audience and we hear a loud scream as it hits an elderly woman with her young grandson~
Smith: Scorpion hit that old lady! Oh No!
Hood: Damn, that sucks, too bad it didn’t hit Jones.
Jones: Hit? Hit? Who hit what where who?
Hood: Oh please, somebody kill this moron!
~Scorpion gets out of the ring and goes through the crowd over to the old lady who is laying on the ground unconscious. He shows some concern as the grandson is in tears. Crimson has now come to and sees this and he too goes out into the crowd and picks up the chair that Scorpion threw. Crimson acts like he is concerned, but then nails Scorpion in the back of the head with the chair. The kid starts crying even more and Crimson yells out “You wanna piece of me?! Bring it on!!!!!” Crimson then begins to stomp the hell out of the kid and the crowd starts getting pissed. The kid is now out cold and Crimson puts his boot on the kids small, beaten body and yells out “I am Tommy F’n Crimson and I cannot be stopped….ahahahahah!!!” A bunch of security runs over there to try and prevent a riot from breaking out. Crimson then looks down at the old lady and smirks. The old lady starts to come to, but Crimson stops that by slamming the chair on top of her head, knocking her out again. Crimson then grabs Scorpion and tosses him over the guard rail, back to ringside and Crimson hops over the guard rail as well~
Smith: Tommy Crimson is a sick individual!
Hood: Yea, man what a badass, he can beat the shit out of a little kid!
Jones: Damn kid had it coming…stealing from the clerk.
Smith: Wha….
Hood: Don’t ask Smith, just ignore!
~Crimson now lifts Scorpion up and lays him across the table wrapped in barbed wire on this side of the ring. Crimson then climbs up on the guard rail and is standing on top of it with his back to Scorpion. Crimson then leaps off with a moonsault on Scorpion and both men go crashing through the barbed wire wrapped table~
Smith: What a move, but I still don’t like the bastard!
Hood: Man, if he wins Last Man Standing, I am going to be pissed!
Jones: Have you ever drank your own piss before?
Hood & Smith: Ewwww!!!!
Jones: You know, like pee in a jar and drink it?
Hood: Yes we get it you sick fuck, now just shut the hell up!
~Crimson now gets to his feet and he tosses Scorpion back into the ring. Crimson then climbs to the top rope and looks down at Scorpion, who is laying flat on his back. Crimson then leaps off, nailing him with a perfect frog splash. Crimson then hooks Scorpion’s leg and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Scorpion kicked out!! Awesome!
Hood: Yes! Beat his ass Scorpion.
Jones: Okay, so you guys don’t like to drink piss…what about ass rapings?!
~We see Hood stand up and walk over to the ring and pull out one of the chairs wrapped in barbed wire. He walks back over to the announce table and nails Jones in the face with it, knocking him out and busting him wide open, the crowd goes wild. Meanwhile, Crimson is all pissed that he didn’t get the three count and starts to pound away at the forehead of Scorpion. Crimson then pulls Scorpion to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Scorpion’s back slams into the barbed wire wrapped top rope and he holds it in pain. Crimson then grabs the last remaining barbed wire wrapped chair and tosses at Scorpion. Scorpion catches it and right as he does, Crimson nails him with a spinning heel kick which sends the chair smashing right into the face of Scorpion~
Smith: Great move by Tommy Crimson, but an even better move by my colleague Hood here.
Hood: Why thank you Smithy, just had to take care of that sick moron, Jones.
Smith: Only one problem though…who is gonna finish the show?
Hood: Why don’t you call Dean and find out, looks like that guy just got back with your cell phone!
Smith: Ah, good!
~Crimson now pulls Scorpion to his feet and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Crimson then climbs up to the top turnbuckle with Scorpion, but as he does, Scorpion begins to punch Crimson in the head. Crimson is dazed and this gives Scorpion enough time as he lifts Crimson up on his shoulders, leaps off and delivers the Sting through a barbed wire wrapped table on the outside of the ring and the fans go crazy~
Hood: What a cool ass move by Scorpion!!! Hell yes! Yo Smith, you talked to Dean yet?
Smith: It’s busy, I’m listening to music right now.
Hood: Oh, that elevator music crap?
Smith: No, “Vodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix
Hood: Ah, of course!
~We see both men laying in the pile of broken wood and barbed wire and we see them covered in their own and each other’s blood. Scorpion begins to move first, but Crimson moves shortly after. They get to their feet at the same time and start exchanging blows. They brawl over to another side of the ring where the last remaining table stands. Scorpion begins to take advantage as Crimson’s back is right up against the table. Crimson though, being the cheating bastard he is, knees Scorpion in the groin. He then turns Scorpion around, and hooks him in a cobra clutch. Crimson then lifts Scorpion up in the air and drops him with a cobra clutch suplex through the table and the fans chant “Holy Shit!”~
Hood: Cobra Clutch Suplex!! Damn, I’ve never seen that move on OCW Television before! You seeing all this Smith?
Smith: “You Know I’m a Vodoo Child baby!!!”
Hood: Oh no, not Smith singing!
~Crimson gets to his feet and begins wasting time by taunting the fans near ringside. He then grabs Scorpion and rolls him back into the ring and Scorpion kind of crawls into the corner where Crimson has set his can of gas and matches. Crimson gets into the ring and looks down at Scorpion, who looks like he is out of it. Crimson pulls Scorpion to his feet and slaps him in the face and talks shit to him. Scorpion then pulls out from behind him the can of gasoline. He lifts it up in the air and begins to pour the gasoline out right in front of Crimson. Crimson laughs as if he doesn’t care. Scorpion smiles and pulls out a lit match from behind his back. He then puts the match in front of his mouth, blows on the lit flame right into the flowing gasoline and we see a huge fireball explode right into the face of Crimson. Crimson grabs his face in pain and starts screaming. Scorpion then drops the match and the gasoline, grabs the arms of Crimson and locks in the Venom! Crimson taps out quickly and the ref calls for the bell~
Warrick: Here is your winner and going onto the Final Four of Last Man Standing……SCORPION!!!!!
Hood: Haha!! What an awesome ending! Way to go Scorpion! Yo Smith, you got ahold of Dean yet?
Smith: Yes Dean, he just went crazy. Where is he? He is laying by the table, Hood knocked him out with a chair wrapped in barbed wire, yes I know that was badass. Okay, so you got someone to help us out? Cool! Who is it? Okay, thanks Dean!
Hood: Well, who is it Smith?
Smith: Dean said to watch our tv screens to find out!
~The camera shows backstage and a shot at the men’s bathroom door, the camera then lowers to the bottom of the door and we can see smoke coming out from the bottom. Suddenly, the door flies open and a huge cloud of smoke comes exploding out as “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees starts playing and we see follow the shoes of the man as he walks down the hall way. We can see smoke coming out of the shoes as the camera begins to pan up the man’s body. We see smoke coming out of his pant legs, then his sleeves and then his collar. We then finally see the man’s face and it is Warrick!!! Smoke is coming out of his hair too as he makes his way to the announce table to a huge ovation. He has a glazed look in his eyes. He sits down next to Hood and puts the head set on with smoke still coming out of his hair and body. Smith speaks~
Smith: Uhh, hello Warrick, welcome to announce booth.
Warrick: Hehe…it’s good to be here bro.
Hood: Okay, so this guy is here, who is doing the ring announcing?
Warrick: Easy man, it’s going to be the man I picked as my successor!
Smith: And that is?
Warrick: The great Julio Lugo!!
Smith & Hood: Who?!
Warrick: He came straight from the Dominican Republic or Mexico or Cuba….one of those three he is an ex baseball player and now a wrestler. He is going to announce!
Smith: Does he speak english?
Warrick: I don’t really remember, all I remember is that he makes me laugh!
Hood: Oh boy…this night gets better and better!
~ “Have a Cigar” by Pink Floyd begins playing and the fans boo as they see The ToothFairy make his way down to the ring area~
Normal Announcer Guy: This match is a hardcore match and is a Last Man Standing match! Introducing first, from Parts Unknown and at an unknown height and weight, here is The ToothFairy!!!!!
~ “Scar” by Fuel hits and the fans boo loudly as they see Triple P make his way down to the ring area~
Normal Announcer Guy: And his opponent, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 255 lbs……PERFECT PAUL PARAS!!!!!
~The bell rings and Paras charges at Fairy. Fairy though lifts a knee up into the gut of Paras and Paras goes tumbling to the ground. Fairy then begins to stomp away on the body of Paras and Paras crawls into a nearby corner. Fairy though continues the stomping assault on Paras as he is laying in the corner. Fairy then grabs Paras by the hair, pulls him to his feet and tosses him across the ring by using his hair and Paras grabs his head in pain as he lands on the mat~
Smith: Wow!! The ToothFairy is looking extra vicious tonight!
Hood: Sure is, and Triple P had better get his “A” game soon, otherwise it’s all going to be over with tonight, his dream of regaining the World Title!
Warrick: Okay guys, so which one is Triple P and which one is ToothFairy?
Smith: You mean you don’t know?
Warrick: Bro, I just read the note cards they hand me. The only matches I ever enjoyed watching were…umm, well mine!
Smith: You wrestled?
Warrick: Yes, long, long ago…in a time where…
Hood: Back to the match!
~Fairy now pulls Paras to his feet and tosses him over the top rope and Paras goes crashing down to the concrete floor on the outside. Fairy then goes to the outside along with Paras and pulls Paras to his feet. Fairy then slams Paras head first into the steel railing and Paras grabs his face in pain. Fairy then whips Paras head first into the steel ring steps and Paras hits those hard as well~
Smith: What a great move by The ToothFairy! He is taking Triple P apart!!
Hood: Sure is, this ToothFairy guy impresses me more and more!
Warrick: Okay, so like are they going to be disqualified or what?
Smith: No Warrick, this match is no DQ, which means they can’t be disqualified.
Warrick: Oh, they have matches like that?
Smith: Yes, you’ve even announced the rules for them before!
Warrick: Oh, I must’ve been high that night.
Smith: High?! What kind of people does Dean hire around here!!
~Fairy now walks over to the steel ring steps and removers the upper part and pulls Paras up and punches him a few times. Fairy then stands on the remaining bottom half of the steel ring steps and pulls Paras up there with him as well. Paras though nails Fairy with a quick low blow and Fairy bends over in pain. Paras then hooks Fairy’s head between his legs, lifts him up and delivers a spike piledriver right onto the bottom half of the steel steps~
Smith: What a great move!
Hood: Have you ever seen a move like that before?
Smith: Yes, but still a great move!
Warrick: Have you ever seen a move like that…..on weed? p>
Hood: Hehe…have you Smith?
Smith: Leave me alone, I don’t snort that stuff!
Hood: You smoke it dumbass!
Smith: Uhh….Shut Up!
~Paras now grabs the top half of the steps that Fairy had taken off the bottom half and lays them on top of Fairy, as Fairy is already laying with his back on the bottom half. Paras then quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and looks down and steps off. He lands with both feet landing on the top part of the steps and it squishes Fairy in between. Paras falls to the ground and holds his knee in pain from the impact and we see Fairy just lay there, not moving~
Smith: Great move by Triple P!
Hood: Hell yes! That guy always impresses me more and more!
Warrick: Okay, so is the match like over now?
Smith: No! It isn’t over until the bell rings!
Warrick: Oh, okay I just want to know so I can give Julio his cue!
Smith: Are you sure you wrestled?
Warrick: Yes! I did!
Smith: What do you remember from it?
Warrick: Hmm….Civics, Colombia, VD, Mozzarella Cheese, something about the Universe, Kriss Havok Merchandise Catalog, taking gold from some electrical thing, evil black man and weed, weed and more weed!
Smith: There you have it folks….a sum of the greatest career in wrestling history!
Warrick: Why thank you Smith!
Hood: He’s being sarcastic Warrick.
Warrick: Watch it Smith, or I’ll get Julio after you!
~Paras now removes the upper part of the steel steps and we see Fairy not moving. Paras now tosses Fairy back into the ring. Paras then grabs a steel chair from under the ring and slides it into the ring. Paras then climbs to the top rope, leaps off and nails Fairy with a guillotine leg drop. He goes for a pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Kick out by ToothFairy!
Hood: Damn, he’s still got something left in him!
Warrick: I think I was in a tag team too
Smith: Great Warrick, great to hear!
~Paras gets up looking all pissed and starts to climb to the top rope again. This time though, Fairy gets to his feet and begins shaking the top rope. Paras slips and gets crotched on the top rope. Fairy then turns Paras where his back is facing him and pulls him back where the top of his head is just inches from the ground. Fairy then grabs the steel chair and sets it in front of Paras’ face. Fairy walks all the way across the ring and then charges in with a flying karate kick, knocking the steel chair right into the face of Paras~
Smith: What a move there by The ToothFairy!
Hood: Sure was, might have knocked a few of Triple P’s teeth out as well!
Warrick: What is this world coming too! Wrestlers named The ToothFairy?! Next thing you know, you’ll have a wrestler who loves Martha Stewart!
Hood: Uhh, we already have that Warrick.
Warrick: Man, good thing I smoked out before I came out here…otherwise I don’t think I could take this!
~ToothFairy now pulls Paras out of the corner and goes for a pin, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref raises The ToothFairy’s hand~
Warrick: Hit it Julio!!!!!
Lugo: An Dee Weiner eez…….EL TOOTHFAIRY!!!!!
Smith: Another huge upset! And well a nice job by Julio…I guess
Hood: Hmm I must be dreaming this…Freak loses, Triple P loses, Jones acts like a moron and we have some guy named Lugo doing the ring announcing…what is happening?
Warrick: It is cool man…it’s cool….
Hood: All I know is Julio Lugo is the shit!
Smith: Well, you’re the only one that thinks so, I’ve been told he’s being replaced by some guy named Derek Mobley, you know this guy Warrick?
Warrick: Nah, I don’t know that nerdy bastard!
Smith: Hmmm, okay, well, I’m being told something is going on backstage, lets have a look!
A camera shot backstage lands on Goldie who is walking to the ring for the Cage of Death match. We see Goldie swinging the door open wide and walking to the ring with his Kendo Stick in hand. The cameras then move into the dressing room and we notice Tim “De Gen” Kanzikston laid out cold on the floor. The cameras are quickly shoved out of the way as the E.M.T.’s come in and try to assist Tim Kanzikston back up to his feet. The camera now focuses back on the Announcement booth where Hood, Smith, and Jones are sitting...
Hood: We have just seen a brutal attack by Goldie to Tim Kanzikston.
Warrick: Well Goldie finally did a Smart thing by attacking one of the five wrestlers that are going to be in the match.
Smith: Well folks you people are going to be in a sweet match coming up next. It’s going to be for the vacant OCW Intercontineal Championship.
Hood: Kannon, the last OCW Intercontineal Champion had to vacate the Title due to personal reasons. But no need to worry. Because Tonight we are going to finally have a OCW Intercontineal Champion.
Smith: It’s time to go down to the ring for the match.
~ The cell suddendly lowers across the arena as the fans scream in anticipation for the match to begin. The bell rings and suddenly Krayzie runs over and attacks Goldie. The punch staggers Goldie and sends Goldie over to the ropes. Krayzie then grabbed Goldie and throws him into the ropes. Goldie bounces off and is quickly took off his feet into the mat below. Krayzie then locks Goldie arm as Goldie screams in pain.
Hood: Krayzie is controlling the match already here Jones.
Warrick: Oh.. It’s not over... Goldie will get his revenge and Goldie will become the Intercontential Champion.
~ Meanwhile on the other side of the match Andy Murray and Malice battle each other. Andy and Malice gets into a fist fight and is now exchanging lefts and rights. Andy finally gets the advantage with an eyerake. Andy then goes for a DDT. Andy Murray then starts Mudhole stomping on Malice. then Murray stops and goes over and attacks Krayzie who still has the armbar on Goldie. Murray lifts Krayzie up and throws him over into the post. Murray then goes over to the corner and grabs the first weapon of the night. Which is the 2 x4. Murray grabs the 2x4 and then use it to attacks Krayzie. Murray uses the bat and jabs Krayzie in the gut multiple times....
Smith: It’s on now.. It’s time to get Hardcore!!!
Warrick: I believe that Andy Murray might just come out with the victory and at the end will make someone feel the spread of the sickness.
Hood: I wonder is this match going to be a submission match also. Goldie asked for it all this week and we have yet to hear anything about it.
~ Andy Murray goes for the jab one more time.. Suddenly out from no where Malice comes over and helps Krayzie as he attacks Murray. But while the attack is going on... Goldie is getting valuable air and that is very well helpful. Goldie regains his strength and goes over to the turnbuckle, opposite from the turnbuckle were Murray, Malice and Krayzie are battling. Goldie gets up and start climbing the turnbuckle and reaches for a weapon. Goldie reaches up and grabs a Kendo stick that is hiding over the dangerous cell. Goldie then shouts at Malice to turn around. Malice turns around and Goldie leaps off the cage and nails Malice in the head with that Kendo Stick!!!
Hood: Damn... Goldie has just knocked the hell out of Malice with that Kendo Stick.
Warrick: Moves like that explains why Goldie is the Extreme Messiah!!! Finally this match is going to go to the Extreme!!
Smith: That sound like a damn Paul E. Heyman Ripoff!!!
~ Goldie then uses the stick and starts to beat him like a cheap prostitute. Goldie then sees Murray running over towards him and Goldie swings for Murray but Murray ducks and the kendo stick nails Krayzie in the head!!! Murray then goes behind Goldie and then catches him and delivered a dangerous release German suplex that took Goldie off his feet and into the mat. Murray then grabbed the stick and walked over to Goldie. Andy then used the stick and started pounding on Goldie. The fans cheer slightly as Goldie is being attacked by Murray. On the other side of the ring. Krayzie has now risen up and takes his hand off his head. When he does drips of blood starts to come down from his head. Krayzie then rolls outside the ring and goes under the ring and comes back out with a table!!!
Hood: Oh shit!!! It’s going to get good now indeed.
Warrick: All these guys claim to be Hardcore... Let’s see what can happen now.
~ Krayzie comes back in and sets up the table... Krayzie then walks over to Malice who is still down from that Kendo stick shot by Goldie. Krayzie holds Malice up and throws him into the ropes. Malice bounces off the ropes and then catches Malice and holds him up in a Gorilla Press Slam and drops him on the ground... Krayzie then goes back out to the outside again... This time Krayzie pulls out a very unusual object... A Shopping Cart!!!! Krayzie then goes back outside again and pulls out a metal trash can!!! Krayzie then walked over to Malice and started mudhole stomping on Malice.. Suddenly Krayzie walked back over to the Shopping Cart and ran straight into the corner crashing the basket into Malice chest!! Krayzie then backs up and drives it into him again!!! Krayzie recieves a hugh OCW pop as Krayzie finally moved the basket away from Malice... He then lifted Malice up and Malice wobbled out of the corner, and Krayzie picked up the trash can lid and platted him with it!!! The power of the shot sent Malice all the way outside the ring!!
Hood: Krayzie is going for the kill here ladies and gentlemen.
Warrick: Somebody pray for Malice. Malice was only 29.
Smith: 29, where the hell did you get that from. Stop drinking that shit and get back on the match.
Hood: Drinks? You said Drink? Hell, I'm thirsty. Give me a little taste of the whisky.
~While Krayzie was destroying Malice, Andy Murray was having his way with Goldie. Goldie was now on the receiving end of a beatdown by Murray.... Murray punches Goldie over in the middle of the ring.... Murray then climbs Goldie and goes for the almighty 10 punch.. 1.....2....3.....4....5....6....7....8....9....10!!! But he stopped... He then gave Goldie a Spinning Tornado DDT off the top rope unto the garbage can in the center of the ring!!! Andy staggers back up as he goes outside. Goldie lays flat out in the ring. Suddenly Murray grabs on some gloves from the cage outside and then reaches under the ring.. Suddenly Murray pulls out a web of Barbwire!!! Murray then comes back in the ring and walks back over to Goldie. Murray then unroll the barbwire and starts to wrap it around Goldie. Murray then sees the kendo stick used eariler in the match and grabs it and suddenly wraps it up in barbwire also!! Suddenly Murray sees Krayzie coming and Murray ducks the clothesline attemp and he nails Krayzie with a shot into Krayzie ribs with the Kendo Stick from the barbwire Kendo stick!!!
Smith: I can’t beleive it.. Goldie has been wrapped in BarbWire!!!
Hood: You are right Sam. One touch of the flesh with body to wire will cut Goldie up to pieces...
Warrick: This will be the right time to see it if you ask me!!!
~ Murray gives Krayzie another hard shot into the ribs with the Kendo Stick and gives Krayzie a spinebuster!!! Murray then looked over to Goldie, who is laying down in the corner wrapped in Barb wire. Murray then lifts Krayzie up and throws him in the shopping cart!!! Murray then grabs the kart with Krayzie in it and runs him into the corner where Goldie is laying!!! The fans scream along with Goldie who has just became a human Cactus.
Hood: Oh my GOSH!!!
Smith: I can't beleive this....
Warrick: I'm speechless!!!
~While Hood, Jones and Sam remain speechless, Goldie falls out of the ring... still rolled in the barbwire. As officals take him out of the cage to help get him unwrapped... Murray grabs Krayzie and piledrives him to the mat.. Murray then walks back over in the center or the ring and grabs the Kendo stick covered in barbwire and continued to pound the living hell out of Krayzie with the stick. As Blood starts to stain the mat from all four of these wrestlers... Murray is the only one of the three that are standing.. Murray then lays back in the ring and relaxes. But while all of this is happening... No one has there eyes on Malice the Ex. who is outside with Goldie. After Goldie is unwrapped by the officals... Goldie refused to quit the match and walked back into the cage. Goldie then seen Malice and he walked over near him... Malice pulls something out of his pocket.... Its not visible as of yet.. Goldie walks up behind Malice and shoves him around.. Goldie then went for a superkick but Malice ducked and Goldie turns around and finally Malice gifts comes visible to all.. It’s a Fireball!!!! Malice then gets a huge OCW chant!!!
Hood: Damn.. What a fireball by Malice.
Warrick: What the hell... this ain't Street Fighter.. Were the hell did that Fireball come from!!!
Smith: I don't know but I'm sure is hungry.
Hood and Jones looks at Sam with a (what the fuck) type of look. Malice rolls Goldie then himself back into the ring. Malice finally sees the table that has been set in the corner.. Malice grabs the table and set it out in the middle of the ring and lays Goldie on top of the table.. Malice then climbs the top turnbuckle.... and looks to get ready to apply a high risk move. Malice jumps off and dives all his weight unto Goldie.. as Goldie smash through the table!!! Malice gets another huge OCW chant!!! Malice then goes back to the outside and grabs two chairs. He sets one up in the middle of the ring. He now grabs Goldie again.. and brings him over to the chair... But Murray sees this and runs behind Malice and gives Malice a jumping Bull-Dog from behind into the other chair behind!!! Murray then grabs the chair and folds it up as Murray looks at Malice... Murray then lifts the chair up and then WHAM!!! He cracks the chair over the bloody skull of Malice the ex!!!
Hood: This match has been a great and it’s not even over...
Smith: You can say that. I haven't seen this much blood since 1996!
Warrick: What happened in 1996?
Smith: Oh don't worry.. But have you noticed that the ring is turning red!!!
Hood: Oh Lord....
~Murray grabs Malice and instead of fighting him inside the ring.. He throws him outside the ring!! Murray follows suit and grabs the steel steps. Murray uses the steps and runs straight into Malice!! But Somehow in the hell Krayzie jumps out of the ring and blocks Murray shot sending him into the steel cage!!! Krayzie has been playing Posseum. Krayzie rund outside and grabs Murray and DDT's him on top of the Steel Steps! Krayzie then grabs the steps and runs into Malice with the steps. Krayzie then stopped and runs into Malice and outside the cage!!!
Hood: The cage has broke!!! I can’t beleive it. Krayzie, at his size and speed and Malice with his dead weight has took the cage apart!!!
Smith: What’s going to happen now?
~Krayzie wraps his arms around his ribs and picks up Malice and tosses him across the guarding rail! The fans then scream Krayzie's name. Back in the ring...Murray says enough is enough and then Murray walks outside the ring and grabs a steel chair and runs over and knocks Krayzie over the guarding rail himself with the steel chair! Murray then points over to the English Annoucement table... The crowd cheers him on and he grabs Krayzie and brings him back over the guarding rail. He puts him between his legs for what look like a Powerbomb.. Murray picks up Krayzie half way but Krayzie is too strong and Murray back has taken toll of the match.. Murray does it again and Krayzie blocks it this time. Murray try it one more time and Krayzie goes half-way up in the air and Murray then just dropped him and he falls right on his spine!!!
Smith: I wonder how bad did that Fire burn the eyes of Goldie. Well, three men are out of the cage.. I guess the match is offically over guys.
Warrick: This match has scarred all of these four guys here tonight and love or hate them... These guys are truely staring at death face to face.
Hood: But the only way to win is to go out the door or at least find a way to excape through the top!! Murray made a very big mistake by not ending this match now. It could have set up for a grave mistake.
Smith: Ok... Well, we got a lot of more action to happen now!!! Hey he’s coming near us!!!
~Murray gets up and starts to stomp on Krayzie.. Murray then walks over to the Annoucement table and told Sam to get up. Sam gets up and Hood gets up also to hide behind Jones. Murray then grabs Krayzie and tosses him over to the table. He then picks up a steel chair and lays it on top of Krayzie. He then walk back into the hole in the cage and grabs a ladder!!! Murray then sets the ladder up and begins to climbs it!! While he is climbing the ladder he is recieving a huge OCW chant!! Suddenly Andy Murray makes it up to the top of the ladder and then signals for a Five Star Frog Splash... Suddenly Murray dives off and connects with the Five Star Frog Splash. He lands on Krayzie and breaks Krayzie and himself in half!!!!
Hood: (comes back from around Jones) Damn!!! I can’t beleive that Murray did that!!!
Warrick: Andy Murray is 270- pounds and he just leaped 20 feet in the air down unto Krayzie and have smashed Krayzie to little bits...
Smith: It looks like we are going to need some help out here for Krayzie. Hey.. I wondered something?
Warrick: What
Smith: Why in the hell didn't Murray do this to the Spanish Table? We make more money then them.
Hood: Si, Si, El Amigo Punta'
~ While Krayzie is broken into two, Murray is holding his ribs... when from the other side of the camera view. Back in the ring we see Goldie now getting up, rubbing his eyes when all of a sudden Malice comes in from the outside and attacks Goldie.. He swings Goldie into the ropes and launches for a larriot but Goldie ducks and catches Malice with a superkick!!! Malice falls down and then Goldie lifts him up and lifts him up for a Piledriver. But instead Goldie lifts him half way and gives him the GOLDSTRIKE!!! Goldie then pulls himself up to the ropes and grabs on to the ropes gasping for air!!! Suddenly Goldie and Murray look at each other. The fans then started cheering!!! Goldie then urged Murray to come in the cage. Murray holding chest walks into the cage and then stare at each other again before locking up.
Hood: Well, I got to say that Murray and Goldie are going to be the last two men remaining in this match. These two have fought a total of 4 times. This is going to be the 5 time. They call this a Climax... Well, We'll see right here.
Warrick: There are dead bodies all over the arena. Krayzie is laid broken in half right in front of us...
Smith: Malice has been Executed right in front of this sold crowd... It’s down to Goldie and Murray... One of these guys are going to be feeling the pain and punishment... The first man to make his opponent give up will be the winner and the OCW Intercontineal Champion....
~Goldie and Murray glare at each other with blood running from both wrestlers. They lock up and Goldie quickly applies a headlock. Murray tries to get out of it and does by pushing Goldie to the ropes. Goldie bounces off and Murray sends him flying with a back body drop! Murray quickly picks him back up and whips him again to the ropes. Murray charges at him and clotheslines him over the top and onto the floor! The crowd cheers slightly, Murray follows suit.. He picks up Goldie but he gets a surprised with a low blow! Murray folds in pain and Goldie rams his head into the cell twice before dropping him with a DDT!!! Goldie picks up Murray, grabs him by his head and then rams his head against the steel cage again!! Murray is wobbly and Goldie hooks him and drops him with a Neckbreaker!! Goldie stands up and taunts the crowd.. They give a mixed reaction… Goldie whips the blood away from his face then looks under the ring and pulls out a table! The crowd seems to like that, Goldie starts to set the table up.
Smith: Looks like Goldie is going to be throwing people into a table tonight.
Hood: Yeah, you know. When I heard this guy’s name I thought he was a real wuss, but he is proving me wrong right here!
Smith: He’s called the Extreme Messiah. Andy Murray is called the Sickness.... Can either of these guys live up to their names?
~Goldie has a table ready to go. He goes over to Murray and picks him up.. Murray shocks him with a hard right hand! Another, another and Goldie is rocking. Murray takes a few steps back and goes for a clothesline, but Goldie ducks it! Murray turns around, and Goldie grabs him and whips him against the steel cage! Murray reverses that and Goldie ends up crashing against the cage! He stumbles towards Murray who grabs him from behind, hooks him in a full nelson and then drops him with a Dragon Suplex!! The crowd is into it now, Murray looks over at the table and picks up Goldie and he gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him for “Highland Hangover!!” right on top of the table! Murray goes to deliver it but Goldie reverses it with a back body drop on the table. Goldie then grabbed him and put him on top of the table.. Goldie then grabs Murray and attemps to apply the “Goldstrike” through the table, but Murray blocks it and kicks Goldie and gives him a twisting neckbreaker to the floor!!! The crowd cheers loudly, as both Goldie and Andy Murray are down~
Smith: They are both down!!!!
Hood: Ah geez, it is too close to call!
Warrick: Damn…
~Both men manage to get back to their feet and begin trading punches in the center of the ring. Goldie gains the advantage as he knees Murray in the gut. Goldie then hooks Murray for the Goldstrike, but Murray lifts Goldie over his back with a back body drop. However, Goldie is able to land on his feet. Murray turns around and barely dodges a clothesline attempt from Goldie. Goldie then is spun around gets a kick to the gut and Murray drops him with Highland Hangover!!! Murray goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref raises the hand of Andy Murray~
Derek: Here is your winner……AND NEW OCW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION……ANDY MURRAY!!!!!
Smith: Andy Murray did it!!! He won the Intercontinental Title!
Hood: Yea and he finally beat Goldie! Unbelievable!
Warrick: That was pretty damn cool.
Smith: Yes, it sure was!
~“All Out” by “2pac” begins to play over the PA system, and
we see 2nd Smile, Jammy James, Dead Soulja and Connor McIntosh walk out from
behind the curtains, and stand at the top of the ramp one beside the other.
All 4 men wear identical black & orange 606 Society t-shirts. Soulja has his
black baggy jeans and a black bandana on, James is wearing some bright green
pants, 2nd Smile has some large black pants and Connor McIntosh wears a pair
of black shades, a grey bandana and some black leather pants. The crowd give
a mixed reaction as the two teams making up the 606, Doomsday & Too Jammy,
begin to walk down the ramp, with Connor & Soulja leading the way and Too
Jammy following behind. The 606 Society reach the bottom of the ramp, and
stop one of the referees unlocking the door leading into the cage. The ref
hurriedly unlocks the cage, then runs off towards the announce table, and
one by one, The 606 Society enter the cage. “All Out” begins to fade, as The
606 Stand tall over the broken bodies of Andy Murray and Goldie who were the last two remaining wrestlers in the ring. Dead Soulja and Jammy James walk over
and stand over Andy, whilst Connor McIntosh and 2nd Smile stand over The
Golden Boy. The crowd sound confused, as The 606 Society stare down Goldie and Murray,
and then suddenly, start to stomp the hell out of both LoP members! Soulja
and James stomp Murray across to the ring so that he is stranded on one of
the bottom turnbuckles, Connor and 2nd Smile have Goldie up against one of
the cage walls and are kicking his gut hard. But Goldie comes back after the fans cheer the 606 Society. Goldie comes out with lefts and rights fighting both guys. But the number games plays to much as Goldie is then nailed right betwwen the eyes by the OCW Intercontential Championship. Then Connor and 2nd Smile continues this victious stomps to Goldie.
This “stomp down” continues for
about 10 seconds to the fans delight, probably because they hate Andy and
Goldie more than they like The 606. At the same time, Connor and Soulja walk
into the centre of the ring, Soulja picks up a wooden stick from the centre,
and Connor picks up a steel chair, and both men walk back across the ring to
Goldie & Murray. Jammy James stands back, as Soulja raises the wooden cane
over his head, and then cracks it right across the back of Murray! Murray
jumps into movement as he screams out in agony much to the fans delight.
Soulja and JJ walk across the ring, as 2nd Smile picks up Goldie from
behind, then hooks his arms and holds him still. Goldie has now started to bleed worse than before thanks to that shot in the face with that title. Connor bangs the chair off
the apron for good measure, then backs up across the ring, runs at Goldie
and nearly takes his head off with the chair! 2nd Smile drops Goldie to the
ground, then picks him up again, kicks him in the lower abdomen, and drops
him with The 2nd Smile Bomb! Smile shouts something off to the crowd, as
Doomsday walks across the ring and turn their attentions to Murray. Connor
picks Murray up by his shoulders, and then throws his head between his Meaty
thighs whilst Soulja climbs to the top. Connor pulls up Murray’s lower body,
as Soulja jumps off and they nail a devastating Spiked Piledriver! As if to
play a game of one ups, Too Jammy pick up Goldie and set him slouched in one
of the corners. Smile and James walks across the ring to the opposite
corner, stand beside each other, and then suddenly charge at Goldie, nailing
their deadly Double Inverted Gore! Doomsday and 2 Jammy walk across to the centre of the ring, and nail a 4-way
high five, when suddenly “The Ruff Ryders Anthem” begins to play over the PA
System, and the fans begin to boo when they see The Tooth Fairy, Playboy G
and “Superstar” Scott Skyler appear from behind the curtains and run down
towards the ring. The Lords Of Pain enter the ring through the opened up
door, and start to brawl with The 606 Society, 4 on 3. Skyler, Playboy G and
Tooth Fairy get an early advantage over Soulja, JJ, Connor and Smile, but
eventually the 4 men start to overpower the 3. Connor knocks Skyler down
with a huge Big Boot, Soulja and JJ knock down Playboy G with a double
clothesline, and 2nd Smile Scoop Slams Tooth Fairy down on the mat.
Just when The 606 look to take out the final LoP members, “We Wont Die” by
“Twiztid” begins to play, and The 606 turn around confused as they see
Myzery emerge from behind the curtains to a mixed crowd reaction. Myzery
stops at the top of the ramp, then raises both arms in the air, behind The
606, we can see Skyler, PG and Tooth Fairy getting to their feet again.
Myzery starts to walk down, as the 606 watches, still confused by what is
going on. Myzery reaches the bottom of the ramp, and we see him roll under
the bottom rope through the door into the cage. “We Wont Die” begins to
fade, and The 606 begin to laugh amongst themselves as Myzery stands in
front of them. Suddenly, from behind, Playboy G cracks a chair across the
back of Dead Soulja, then Connor McIntosh turns around to see what’s going
on and gets a shot to the head sending him crashing down to the ground.
Skyler sneaks up behind Jammy James, and grabs him in a reverse headlock.
Skyler then drops him with reverse DDT. 2nd Smile turns around and runs at
Tooth Fairy, but gets a sidewalk slam for his troubles. Murray and Goldie
still lie motionless; as Myzery, to the suck of the crowd, starts to help
The Lords Of Pain beat down on the 606 Society!
We see Myzery stomp away on Soulja, PG repetitively hitting Connor McIntosh
over the back with a steel chair, Tooth Fairy stomping on 2nd Smile and
Skyler doing the same to Jammy James. This shocking turn of events continues
for what seems to be a horrendously long period of time, and we see Andy
Murray get up to his knees at one side of the ring, leaning on the middle
rope. Tooth Fairy walks across and grabs a kendo stick, and starts to attack
2nd Smile with it, as we see a still groggy Murray get up to his feet, and
climb up onto one of the top turnbuckles, where he takes a seat looking out
onto the in ring carnage. Murray yells something out, and Skyler and Myzery
take notice, and then exit the ring through the door. Suddenly, Goldie
miraculously sits up, and bleeding and holding his ribs, climbs up onto the opposite top
Turnbuckle. Outside the ring, Skyler and Myzery hold up the ring apron, and
rummage about underneath the ring. Skyler pulls out, A TABLE! Skyler stands
up and throws the table into the ring. Myzery also pulls out a table, and he
throws that into the ring also. PG and Tooth Fairy notice the tables that
have been thrown in, and set them up one beside the other in the centre of
the ring, across from the poised Murray and Goldie. Skyler and Myzery climb
back into the ring, Myzery picks up Jammy James, and Skyler picks up Dead
Soulja. Skyler walks across to his tag partner Murray, and sets him up on
the second turnbuckle; Myzery does the same with James to Goldie. At the
same time, Murray and Goldie stand up and place the heads of Soulja & James
between their thighs, then hook the arms.~
Jones: “God no! Don’t do it! Don’t do it!” Goldie is the ExTreMe Messiah!!!
Hood: “Hell yeah! Do it! Do it!”
~Suddenly, Murray and Goldie spring into action, dropping both men off the
top rope and down through the two tables with The Highland Hangover and The
Goldstrike!!! The arena fills with a huge uproar of boos! Goldie then gets back up... Still holdie his ribs and walks over to the center of the ring and picks up a Kendo stick. Goldie then grabs a bullrope and carries it over to ToothFairy who has 2nd Smile in his hands.. Toothfairy then wraps the rope into a nouse and wraps it around 2nd Smile head. Goldie then takes the other end of the rope and slowly climbing the cage while holding his ribs up the cage and ties the end of the rope to a clamp that has been hung on the middle of the cage as a protection sequence. Playboy G, Myzery, and Andy Murray look along with the fans in suspense. After Goldie ties the rope around the clamp. Now 2nd Smile is in the air choking but the tall Toothfairy comes and catches him by the legs. Goldie then comes back into the ring and then grabs the kendo stick he dropped as Playboy G walks outside of the ring, and across to Warrick and grab the mike. He brings it back in and Goldie starts to talk.
Goldie: 2nd Smile... (breating hard) Look around you... (points stick at all the other fallen members of the 606 Society) You cause all of this. You had no business coming down here. You like to hit people with sticks... Well I hope you'll like this then...
~The fans now look at Goldie with Boos yelling out the top of their lungs then. Goldie grabs the Kendo stick and looks over at Playboy G and the rest of the LoP smiles and finally Toothfairy let him go and Goldie then grabs the Kendo Stick and start cracking at him with it.~
~Goldie takes a couple of more shots at the legs of 2nd Smile.. Destroying his knees and legs in the progress. As screams of help continued to go out through the arena... the rest of the LoP watched the other falling 606 Members on the mat. Goldie finally quits and tell Toothfairy to cut him. ToothFairy stops it and 2nd Smile fall straight back in the ring.But he falls on his single legs... Which now looks to be turned in a ugly position.~
~Toothfairy and Playboy G walks back to the center of the ring as as Skyler and Myzery
help Goldie and Murray back to theirselves again. We see PG grab the mic from the hands
of Warrick, then walk back across the side of the ring, then into the ring.
Playboy G gets into the centre of the ring, infront of the LoP members and
Myzery, then raises the mic to his mouth~
Playboy G: “Well first of all, Playboy G would like to thank Mr. Murray and
Goldie here for an amazing show of destruction, thank you guys” "Goldie... the style that you just showed has not only made Playboy G proud, but make Playboy G wanna go back to Playboy roots.
~Tooth Fairy, Skyler and even Myzery clap with approval, the crowd just boo.~
Playboy G: “And, Playboy G knows that a lot of you halfwit fans are probably
wondering what in the hell is exactly going on here right? Well, lets just
say that history is repeating itself. You see, exactly one week ago, we saw
Murray and Skyler, convert from the pathetic 606 Society, to join the Elite,
The LoP, and although he may not be a member of The 606 Society, Playboy G
and the LoP are proud to announce that the LoP’s latest member is non other
than the man you see standing right here behind me, MYZERY!”
~PG turns round and joins the other LoP members in a round of applause for
Myzery, once again the crowd starts to boo.~
Playboy G: “By Myzery, there is one more ritual that the LoP must perform to
make sure if you are of a prime enough pedigree to join The Lords Of Pain,
and I think you know what that is”
~PG looks into the eyes of Myzery, who closes his eyes, swallows hard, and
then nods his head.~
Playboy G: “So let the Playboy and The Lords Of Pain see if you are up to
becoming a member of our prestigious group!”
~Suddenly, Playboy G drops the mic, and runs at Myzery knocking him down with
a clothesline! PG then mounts Myzery, and starts to hammer away on his head
with some hard right hands. PG stands up off of Myzery, then picks him up,
and whips him towards the poised Andy Murray, who puts some major hurt on
Myzery’s jaw with a superkick! Blood starts to pour from Myzery’s mouth, as
Skyler walks over and wraps his legs around him in the Spinning Toe Hold.
Myzery screams like a pig and taps like a madman as Skyler finally breaks
the hold after 5 seconds of complete agony. Now Goldie steps up, picks up
Myzery, and whips him off the ropes and into The Golden Touch leaving the
latest LoP member in a world of hurt. And finally, The Tooth Fairy walks
over to where Myzery lies, picks him, and hits everybody’s favourite move,
The Mad Orthodontics! Playboy G picks up the mic again after whatever the
hell just happened, and starts to speak again.~
Playboy G: “You see A man stands up after getting knocked down….A child,
like the 606, slinks away like thieves in the night!”
~With that said, a battered and bloodied Myzery gets to his feet. Playboy G
pulls his LoP t-shirt from over his head, revealing another one below, and
hands it over to his bloodied stable mate. Myzery slowly pulls the shirt
over his head, and then raises his right arm in the air as “The Ruff Ryders
Anthem” begins to play and the fans start to boo again. One after the other,
The LoP leaves the cage and the ring through the open door leaving a mess of
scattered debris behind them and a crippled up soul of 2nd Smile by Goldie. The LoP walk up the ramp to the backstage area
celebrating, as the scene cuts back to the commentators booth.~
Smith: I can’t believe what I have just seen!!!
Hood: Damn, LoP fucking rules!
Warrick: Hehe, yea it does!
Smith: Well, it is time for the semi finals of Last Man Standing and in this match, Playboy G takes on the newly crowned Hardcore Champion, Homeboy!
~ “Ruff Ryder’s Anthem” begins playing and the fans start to boo as they see Playboy G make his way down to the ring area~
Derek: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a special steel cage match and the winner advances to the Last Man Standing final match! Introducing first, from South Central, Los Angeles, standing 6’6” and weighing in at 270lbs……PLAYBOY G!!!!!
~ “One Step Closer” by Linkin Park begins playing and the fans go crazy as they see Homeboy make his way to the ring~
Derek: And his opponent, from Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 242 lbs, he is the OCW World Hardcore Champion…….HOMEBOY!!!!!
~The bell rings and Homeboy charges at Playboy, Playboy though moves out of the way and grabs the back of Homeboy’s head and catapults him into the steel cage. Homeboy hits hard and falls back on the mat. Playboy then begins to stomp on Homeboy as he is laying on the mat~
Smith: Well, this one sure is off to a fast start!!
Hood: Yea, Homeboy seems a little too fired up after he beat The Freak!
Warrick: Man, that guy like flew into the cage, it was cool
~Playboy now pulls Homeboy to his feet and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner. Homeboy hits hard. Playboy rushes in and nails Homeboy with a huge splash. Playboy then steps back and starts to chop away at the chest of Homeboy. Playboy then gives Homeboy a couple of knees into the gut. Playboy now pulls Homeboy out of the corner and whips him into the ropes, Homeboy bounces off and ducks a clothesline attempt by Playboy. Homeboy bounces off the ropes again and gets nailed with a huge spinning heel kick from Playboy~
Smith: Ouch!! That spinning heel kick damn near decapitated Homeboy!
Hood: Sure did, what a vicious, vicious move!
Warrick: Damn, Homeboy sucks…I want to see someone cooler fight!
Smith: Homeboy doesn’t suck!
Warrick: Whatever man
~Playboy pulls Homeboy back to his feet, kicks him in the gut and delivers a tremendous implant DDT. Homeboy is now laid out on his back on the mat and Playboy walks over to the cage and begins to climb to the top~
Smith: Uh oh, Playboy G is going for the early win in this match!
Hood: Smart move! Save your energy for the final round!
Warrick: Why is he climbing the cage?
Smith: So he can win
Warrick: But why?
Hood: Just watch the fucking match!
~Playboy is up high enough to where his fingers can touch the top of the cage and we see Homeboy moving and on his hands and knees on the mat. He looks up and sees Playboy trying to escape the cage. Homeboy then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Homeboy then climbs up to the top turnbuckle and looks at Playboy who is a few feet from him, trying to pull himself up to the top of the cage. Homeboy then turns his body and is facing Playboy. Homeboy then leaps off the top turnbuckle and nails Playboy with a missile drop kick. Playboy loses his grip and falls all the way down to the mat. Homeboy lands in the ropes and gets caught awkwardly on them, the fans are going crazy~
Smith: Homeboy is a crazy son of a bitch!
Hood: Man! So much for winning the match early eh Smith?
Smith: Yea, so much for that!
Warrick: That Homeboy guy is like in the ropes.
Smith: Yes, he sure is!
~Homeboy gets to his feet first, thanks to the use of the ropes and looks over at Playboy who is on his knees and about to reach his feet. Homeboy then grabs the top rope with his hands, and catapults himself onto the top rope, leaps off and nails Playboy with another dropkick. Homeboy gets back to his feet and begins stomping the hell out of Playboy, as he lays on the ground~
Smith: Homeboy is in total control of the match right now!
Hood: Yea, so why doesn’t he try to climb out?
Smith: Not sure!
Warrick: Because, he doesn’t want to fall off!
Hood: Hmm, you may be right Warrick.
Warrick: Hehe, cool
~Homeboy now pulls Playboy to his feet and tosses him head first into the side of the steel cage. Homeboy then grabs the back of Playboy’s head and begins to rake his face across the cage, we can see blood staining the side of the cage as Playboy has apparently been busted open. Homeboy finally stops raking Playboy’s face against the cage and hurls him over the ropes and back to the inside of the ring. Homeboy then starts to climb to the top of the cage~
Smith: Playboy G is a bloody mess and Homeboy is going for the win right now!
Hood: Damn, looks like the rookie sensation, Playboy G, may be done for the night!
Warrick: Rookie Sensation?
Hood: It’s a term man…don’t worry about it!
Warrick: Okay
~As Homeboy starts climbing, we see Playboy getting to his feet. Playboy starts to wipe the blood off his face and looks up to see Homeboy climbing up to the top of the cage. Playboy then starts to climb up right beside him. As Playboy gets near Homeboy, he starts to hit Homeboy in the back and Homeboy stops climbing and holds his back in pain. Playboy then gets as high up as Homeboy, hooks him and delivers a Russian leg sweep from off the side of the cage all the way to the mat, the fans go crazy~
Smith: Russian Leg Sweep from damn near the top of the cage!
Hood: Damn, a hardcore arm drag and now this?! What’s next?!
Warrick: Wow, they were really high.
Hood: Not as high as you though.
Warrick: Hehe…I know…hehe
~Playboy gets to his feet first as Homeboy is slowly starting to get to his. Playboy is at his feet and he looks down at Homeboy, who is on his hands and knees. Playboy then kicks Homeboy in the face, knocking Homeboy back down to the mat. Playboy then goes for a pin on Homeboy and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Homeboy kicked out!!! Unbelievable!
Hood: Wow, this guy is better than I thought!
Warrick: I thought they had to climb out of the cage
Smith: Warrick, it’s pinfall or escaping the cage, don’t you ever pay attention.
Warrick: No, not really
~Playboy shakes his head and gets to his feet, he pulls Homeboy to his feet. Playboy then climbs to the top rope and looks down at Homeboy, who is staggering around the ring, looking dazed. Playboy then leaps off the top and nails Homeboy with a jumping roundhouse kick. Playboy then instead of covering Homeboy, pulls him to his feet again, hooks him and delivers Hustler(Double Back Breaker Set). Playboy then goes for the cover on Homeboy and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!!
Smith: Homeboy has kicked out again!! I can’t believe it!
Hood: What does Playboy G have to do to keep the Homeboy down?!
Warrick: Man, I don’t know it is weird
Smith: Yea, sure is!
~Playboy gets up looking extremely pissed. He then pulls Homeboy to his feet once again and hooks him for the Hustler again, but this time Homeboy kicks his leg back and nails Playboy with a low blow. Homeboy then grabs the head of Playboy and delivers The Cutter!!! Both men are now laying down face first on the mat~
Smith: Cutter!! Homeboy hit the Cutter!
Hood: Wow, that came out of nowhere, Homeboy may actually win this one!
Warrick: Cool
Smith: Yes Warrick, this is cool!
~Homeboy manages to roll Playboy over on his back and tosses his arm over Playboy’s chest and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Playboy G kicked out!
Hood: Oh man, I don’t know who’s gonna win this, it is too close!!
Warrick: One of them should like escape the cage.
Smith: Maybe they should.
~Homeboy gets up and so does Playboy. Homeboy then charges at Playboy, but Playboy kicks him in the gut and gives him a flip suplex and turns it into a Texas Cloverleaf and Homeboy starts screaming in pain~
Smith: Centerfold Stretch!! Homeboy needs to get to the ropes!
Hood: This one could be all over!
Warrick: I thought you said just pinfall and escaping the cage.
Smith: Submissions too! Geez!
~Homeboy is close to the ropes, but Playboy just pulls him back into the center of the ring and Homeboy finally taps out and the ref calls for the bell~
Derek: Here is your winner and a finalist in Last Man Standing…..PLAYBOY G!!!!!
Smith: Playboy G wins!!! He’s going on to the finals!
Hood: Who will he face?
Smith: The winner of Scorpion versus The ToothFairy!
Hood: So, is that match like next?
Smith: Sure is, let’s get down to ringside for this match!
~ “Have a Cigar” by Pink Floyd begins playing and the fans boo as they see The ToothFairy make his way down to the ring area~
Derek: This match is a hardcore rules match scheduled for one fall and the winner moves on to face Playboy G in the Last Man Standing final match!!! Introducing first, from parts unknown, at an unknown height and an unknown weight, here is The ToothFairy!!!!!
~ “Illusions” by Cypress Hill begins playing and the fans cheer loudly as they see Scorpion make his way down to the ring area~
Derek: And his opponent, from Washington D.C., standing 6’4” and weighing in at 260 lbs…….SCORPION!!!!!!
~The
bell rings and the two men lock up in the center of the ring. Tooth Fairy mounts
the early offensive with a stiff knee to the gut followed by whipping Scorpion
into the ropes. Scorpion bounces off and Tooth Fairy clotheslines him. NO!
Scorpion grabs the arm of Tooth Fairy and sends him to the mat. Scorpion locks
on the Venom. Tooth Fairy is quick to get his foot on the rope. Scorpion keeps
the hold on as the ref makes the count, and Scorpion breaks the hold after the 4
Smith:
Scorpion going for the quick kill here early on in the match.
Hood:
He wants to get this over with quick so he can be fresh for the finals.
Warrick:
Well, his ring presence was off. He would have had the win if only further from
the ropes.
Hood:
No shit Sherlock
Warrick:
Dude, my name is Warrick, not Sherlok.
~
Tooth Fairy is still on the ground and Scorpion picks him up. Tooth Fairy begins
delivering shots to the stomach of Scorpion. Tooth Fairy fights his way back up.
Tooth Fairy whips Scorpion into the ropes, but Scorpion reverses it and
sends Tooth Fairy into the ropes. Scorpion connects with a super kick sending
Tooth Fairy to the outside. Scorpion plays to the crowd as Tooth Fairy stumbles
to his feet and leans back first against the ring.~
Smith:
Scorpion mounting the early offense.
Hood:
But Scorpion should have followed that move up by following him outside.
Warrick:
Tooth Fairy is back to his feet, and it looks like he has something.
~Scorpion
sees Tooth Fairy looking vulnerable. Scorpion leans over the rope and grabs
Tooth Fairy by the head. Tooth Fairy then throws his arms up cracking a chair
over the head of of Scorpion~
Smith:
A vicious chair shot by Tooth Fairy!
Hood:
Where the hell did he get that chair!? Did you see where he got it Warrick?
Warrick:
Got what? Oh yeah, the chair? From rinside.
~Scorpion
is now lying on the mat, and Tooth Fairy grabs his legs and drags him to the
outside. Tooth Fairy kicks Scorpion in the gut and taunts him to get up.
Scorpion begins to get up but is met with another vicious chair shot but
doesn’t fall, so Tooth Fairy cracks it over his head again and this time
Scorpion falls to the ground busted wide open. Tooth Fairy drops the chair and
lifts apron from the side of the ring and pulls out a table.~
Smith:
Tooth Fairy’s got wood!
Hood:
You want a copyright infringement suit filed against us from the WWF don’t
you?
Smith:
No, its just catchy.
Warrick:
I remember one time I had this Viagra shake… oh wait…
Smith:
… yeah back to action.
Hood:
Wait, I wanna hear.
~Tooth
Fairy sets the table up next to the ring and then once again focuses on
Scorpion. He picks up Scorpion and lays him on the table. Tooth Fairy then
climbs on the ring apron but Scorpion gets up and punches Tooth Fairy in the
stomach. Scorpion climbs on the ring apron along with Tooth Fairy. The two begin
to exchange blows. Scorpion begins to gain the advantage and grabs Tooth Fairy
by the head. Scorpion picks Tooth Fairy up for a suplex through the table but
Tooth Fairy manages to get back on his feet. Scorpion attempts again to suplex
him through the table, but Tooth Fairy lifts him up and connects with the Tooth
Drill through the table.~
Smith:
Oh my God! Scorpion is taking a lot of punishment here tonight.
Hood:
You can say that again. Even if he does win will he have enough in him to face
Playboy G in the final?
Warrick:
So anyways, this Viagra shake was made so I could go the distance…
Hood:
Fans, just ignore him. I don’t think there is any way Scorpion can win this
match.
Smith:
Never say never.
Hood:
You just did though…
~Tooth
Fairy covers Scorpion amongst the rubble.~
1…
2…
KICKOUT!!!
~Tooth
Fairy looks angry and grabs the chair off the ground. He waits for Scorpion to
get up, but Scorpion hits Tooth Fairy with a low blow. Scorpion stumbles up and
steps back, he super kicks the chair into the face of Tooth Fairy who is now
bleeding as well. Scorpion wipes the blood out of his eyes and reaches under the
ring. Scorpions pulls out a table himself and slides it into the ring. He then
picks up Tooth Fairy and slides him into the ring as well. Scorpion slides into
the ring along with a chair he picked up and heads for the table. He sets the
table up in front of the turnbuckle. He turns back towards Tooth Fairy with the
chair waiting for him to get up. Scorpion sits waiting as Tooth Fairy stumbles
to his feet and turns around towards Scorpion, only to be met with a chair shot
that sends him back down to the ground. Scorpion drops the chair and picks up
Tooth Fairy. He lays Tooth Fairy on the table and begins to climb the
turnbuckle. The blood is still running down the face of Scorpion, making it hard
for him to see. He takes time to wipe the blood once more from his eyes, but the
wasted time enables Tooth Fairy to get up. Tooth Fairy hits the ropes and
Scorpion comes crashing down, wish-boneing himself on the turnbuckle. Tooth
Fairy climbs up and hooks Scorpion up for a Double Arm DDT. NO!!! Scorpion
punches Tooth Fairy in the stomach and begins to stand up. With all Scorpion has
left he grabs Tooth Fairy by the waist and lifts him up. Scorpion sends Tooth
Fairy crashing through the table with the Fatality. Scorpion stumbles down and
falls down on Tooth Fairy. The ref begins to make the count~
1…
2…
…3!!!!
Derek: Here is Your winner SCORPION!!!
Hood:
How the hell!?!? He pulled that one out of his ass!
Warrick:
I remember this one time…
Smith
& Hood: No Warrick!!
Warrick:
What?
Smith:
Anyways, what a brutal match with Scorpion miraculously coming out on top.
Hood: So Scorpion won, is it time for him to fight Playboy G yet?
Smith: No Hood! It is time for the World Title match!
Warrick: Cool
Smith: Let’s get down to ringside for this one!
~ “Guerilla Radio” by Rage Against The Machine begins playing and the fans boo loudly as they see Shag make his way to the ring~
Derek: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the special Soul Survivor’s match for the OCW World Heavyweight Championship!!! Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, standing 6’7” and weighing in at 275 lbs……SHANNON SHAG-NASTY!!!!!
~ “Points of Authority” by Linkin Park begins playing and the fans go crazy as they see Silver Cyanide make his way down to the ring area~
Derek: Introducing next, from Boston, Massachusetts, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 230 lbs, he is the OCW United States Champion…….SILVER CYANIDE!!!!!
~ “Enemy” by Eve 6 hits and the fans boo as they see The World Champ, The Great One, make his way down to the ring area~
Derek: And their opponent, from Death Valley, California, standing 7’0” tall and weighing in at 321 lbs, he is the OCW World Heavyweight Champion…..THE GREAT ONE!!!!!
~The bell rings and Cyanide stands across the ring and stares down both TGO and Shag who are whispering to each other. They then both charge at Cyanide and Cyanide ducks, both men turn around and Cyanide starts to punch both of them and they both stagger back. Cyanide then leaps up and dropkicks Shag and Shag flies over the top rope and falls all the way to the concrete floor. Cyanide then gets to his feet and is caught by TGO as TGO wraps his hand around the throat of Cyanide. TGO then lifts Cyanide up and drops him with a huge chokeslam~
Smith: Huge chokeslam from The Great One! And remember guys, now that Triple M has retired, this match has changed. The first elimination is the person who goes through two exploding tables and the final elimination is an inferno match.
Hood: Well, sounds good to me, but quit your yapping, I wanna watch some action!
Warrick: Yea!
~TGO now pulls Cyanide back to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Cyanide bounces off and TGO nails Cyanide with a huge boot to the face. Shag now gets back in the ring and walks over to Cyanide and begins to stomp away on him as he is laying on the ground. Shag then pulls Cyanide to his feet and whips him into the corner and Cyanide hits hard. TGO then whips Shag towards Cyanide, but Cyanide moves out of the way and Shag hits hard. Cyanide then lunges at TGO and nails him with a flying forearm and it takes the big man off his feet~
Smith: Wow!! Silver Cyanide is hanging in there, despite being double teamed in this one!
Hood: Why is Shag and The Great One working as a team?
Warrick: They aren’t a team?
Smith: No, maybe Shag was able to work something out, you know the guy is loaded with money.
Hood: Yea, maybe that is it!
~Cyanide starts to stomp on TGO and Shag gets to his feet and charges at Cyanide. He nails Cyanide with a knee into the back and Cyanide stumbles to the ground. Shag then stomps on Cyanide some more as TGO gets to his feet. Shag then pulls Cyanide to his feet and begins pummeling him with lefts and rights and Cyanide is reeling against the ropes. TGO then goes in to attack, but Shag waves him off. Shag then charges at Cyanide, but Cyanide ducks and lifts Shag over the top rope and Shag goes crashing down through one of the exploding tables and we see a huge explosion as the fans cheer loudly~
Smith: Shag-Nasty has gone through a table! One more and he is gone!
Hood: Damn, that was wicked!
Warrick: Wow, that was loud.
Hood: But wasn’t it cool?
Warrick: Yea, I would say it was
~Cyanide looks down at the body of Shag as it is laying in a pile of crumbled wood. TGO then grabs Cyanide by his hair as his back is to TGO. TGO then tosses Cyanide into the middle of the ring by his hair. Cyanide gets to his feet and stumbles around the ring and TGO grabs him and lifts him up in a gorilla press slam position. TGO begins to bench press Cyanide over his head before finally tossing him front first onto the mat, Cyanide rolls around the ring in pain~
Smith: The Great One handling Silver Cyanide as if he were a child!!!
Hood: Damn, The Great One really is great!
Warrick: Maybe that is why he calls himself The Great One, eh?
Hood: What are you, canadian?
Warrick: Hell no, I’m cool
Smith: Whatever guys!
~TGO now pulls Cyanide back to his feet and tosses him into a corner and Cyanide hits hard. TGO then begins to nails Cyanide with a bunch of lefts and rights and Cyanide looks out of it. TGO then shoves his boot into the throat of Cyanide and begins to choke the hell out of Cyanide. The ref finally separates both men and Cyanide comes stumbling out of the corner. TGO then catches Cyanide, lifts him up and slams him down hard with a huge spinebuster~
Smith: Wow!! What a vicious spinebuster, he damn near broke Cyanide’s spine in half!
Hood: Yea, that was wicked cool!
Warrick: It was loud too!
Smith: Um, yes it was Warrick.
~TGO now pulls Cyanide to his feet and sticks Cyanide’s head between his legs. TGO then lifts Cyanide up over his head in a powerbomb position and walks near the ropes and looks like he is going to toss Cyanide into the exploding table on that side of the ring. Cyanide though starts to punch away at the head of TGO and quickly turns the powerbomb into an X-Factor and slams TGO’s head into the mat and both men are now down~
Smith: Great move by Silver Cyanide!! Otherwise he would have gone through that exploding table!
Hood: Yea, I wish he would’ve though, exploding tables are so cool.
Warrick: Yea, they are, but they are too loud I think
Hood: They aren’t too loud!
Warrick: Yes They are!
Hood: No they’re not!
Smith: Guys! Stop arguing!
Hood & Warrick: Fuck You!
~We see Shag finally able to get himself back into the ring. He looks over and sees Cyanide who is starting to get to his feet and he sees TGO, who is lying flat on his face. Cyanide gets to his feet and starts to stomp on TGO, not aware that Shag is back in the ring. Shag sneaks up behind Cyanide, grabs his head and delivers the Nasty Snap~
Smith: Shag-Nasty just hit Silver Cyanide with the Nasty Snap!
Hood: Damn! Cyanide may be done for!
Warrick: Ouch, that looked painful!
~Shag now begins to revive TGO and pulls TGO to his feet. TGO starts to come to and they turn their attention back to Cyanide. Shag then tells TGO something and TGO shakes his head and smiles. He then lifts Cyanide up in the same powerbomb position, stands next to the ropes and drops Cyanide with the Tombstone Powerbomb through the exploding table on that side of the ring, the fans go crazy as they see the huge explosion~
Smith: Oh My Goodness!!! The Great One just delivered the Tombstone Powerbomb to Silver Cyanide all the way through the exploding table!
Hood: Damn, that fool is done now!
Warrick: Hehe, wicked awesome
Hood: Sure was!
~TGO turns around smiling at Shag and goes to give him a high five when Shag kicks TGO with a low blow and TGO is bending over in pain. Shag then grabs TGO by his hair and throws him over the top rope and TGO falls all the way down through the exploding table as we see the third huge explosion of the night~
Smith: Shag-Nasty turned on The Great One and put him through a table!
Hood: Damn, can’t trust that Shag dude!
Warrick: Wow, loud noises again!
Smith: Next man through a table is eliminated!
~Shag now goes to the top rope and looks down at Cyanide who is still laying in the pile of broken wood. Shag then leaps off and nails Cyanide with an elbow all the way from the top rope and the fans go crazy~
Smith: Shag-Nasty putting everything on the line here in this match up!
Hood: Sure is, man that was fuckin crazy!
Warrick: Where’s the explosion?
Smith: The table already exploded.
Warrick: They can only explode once?
Smith: Yup
Warrick: Well that sucks
~Shag now gets to his feet and he pulls Cyanide to his feet. Shag drags Cyanide over to the last remaining exploding table and lays him on it. Shag then gets back in the ring and starts to climb up to the top turnbuckle~
Smith: Shag-Nasty placed Silver Cyanide on that table and now he is going to put him through it!
Hood: Damnit, this sucks! Go Cyanide!
Warrick: More explosions?
Hood: Hell yes bro!
~Shag now gets to the top and looks down at Cyanide, he is about to jump off when we see a hand grabs him by the neck and launch him off the top rope and Shag goes flying into the center of the ring. We see it is TGO! Shag looks up at TGO and starts begging him not to hurt him, but TGO won’t listen this time. TGO starts stomping away at the body of Shag as Shag has trapped himself in a corner~
Smith: The Great One is teaching Shag-Nasty a lesson!
Hood: Damn, you never betray that man!
Warrick: For real, he is like ten feet tall!
Smith: Seven
Warrick: What?
Smith: Seven feet tall!
~TGO now pulls Shag to his feet and starts punching away on him in the corner, he then drags Shag against the ropes and whips him off them and Shag runs across the ring. But Cyanide is standing on the other side, as he has recovered and Shag runs right into him and Cyanide lifts him up and tosses him over the top rope with Silver Lining and Shag goes crashing through the exploding table below as we see our fourth and last explosion~
Smith: Shag-Nasty is eliminated, thanks to Silver Lining!
Hood: Hell yea, that back stabbing bastard is gone!
Warrick: Man, that last explosion was the coolest!
Smith: Sure, well now it is an inferno match between The Great One and Silver Cyanide, the winner is the World Champion!
Hood: Oh shit, this is gonna be good!
~Suddenly we see the ring surrounded by fire as both Cyanide and TGO are in the center of the ring. They both look around at the fire kind of nervously. Cyanide then tries to get the upper hand and spears TGO as his head is turned and looking at the fire. The spear sends TGO into the corner and while in the corner, Cyanide kicks and punches away at TGO, trying to break him down~
Smith: Good move here by Silver Cyanide, he is weakening the big man!
Hood: Yea, but it’s gonna take a lot more than kicks and punches to defeat The Great One!
Warrick: Yes, because he is great, right?
Hood: He most certainly is!
~Cyanide then grabs the head of TGO and puts it under his arm. Cyanide then comes running out of the corner and slams TGO’s head into the mat with a running bulldog. Cyanide then starts to drag TGO towards the fire, trying to light him on fire and win the match~
Smith: Silver Cyanide is inches away from winning this match!
Hood: Damn, he sure is, maybe The Great One isn’t unbeatable after all!
Warrick: Fire! Hell Yes!
~Just as Cyanide is about to light TGO on fire, he pulls his arm away from Cyanide and quickly scrambles away from the fire. Cyanide charges at TGO, but TGO trips Cyanide and Cyanide falls face first, just inches away from the flames. He pulls himself back and gets to his feet, turns around and is staring right at TGO. TGO then grabs Cyanide by the throat with both hands, lifts him up and drops him with a double handed powerbomb~
Smith: Great move there by The Great One, but Silver Cyanide almost accidentally lit himself on fire!
Hood: Yea, that would’ve sucked for him!
Warrick: Sure would have!
~TGO now grabs Cyanide by his hair and drags his body near the apron and hurls Cyanide into the flames burning around the ring. We see Cyanide go flying through the flames and TGO raises his hands in victory, but still no sign of Cyanide~
Smith: Is that it? Did The Great One retain the title?
Hood: Hell if I know, I don’t even see Cyanide!
Warrick: Is he on fire, I wanna see someone on fire!
~The fans cheer loudly as Cyanide stands up on the outside and didn’t catch fire as he went flying through the flames. TGO turns around and is in disbelief and just shakes his head. Cyanide then yells for TGO to come to the outside of the ring and fight him, but TGO looks very reluctant~
Smith: The Great One may catch on fire if he goes out there with Silver Cyanide!
Hood: So, he’s gotta be a man and take a chance!
Warrick: Yes, take a chance!
Smith: Should be interesting to see what he does!
~Cyanide shakes his head and turns his back to TGO, as he does TGO quickly scrambles to the corner and climbs to the top rope. He then leaps off attempting to nail Cyanide with a double axe handle, but Cyanide turns around and reacts quickly as he nails TGO with a superkick and TGO falls back on his head and appears to be unconscious~
Smith: Oh My Goodness!!! That could’ve decapitated the champ!
Hood: Damnit, that was fucking awesome!
Warrick: Hell yes, here is to decapitation!
Smith: What are you lighting up?
~Cyanide now searches under the ring and pulls out a rope that was under there. He then finds the regular can of gasoline Crimson brings to the ring and dips the rope in the can and ties it to the leg of TGO. Cyanide now takes the other end of the rope and he climbs to the top turnbuckle and hops back in the ring. He then takes that end of the rope and sticks it in the flames surrounding the ring and we see the rope light on fire~
Smith: Silver Cyanide is crazy!!!
Hood: No, he just wants to win really bad!
Warrick: Hehe
Smith: *cough* What the hell is that smoke coming from?
Hood: You have to be the dumbest asshole I’ve ever seen Smith.
~TGO looks down and sees the flames climbing up the rope and about to hit his leg. TGO quickly tries to get the rope off his leg and manages to get it off just in time as the whole rope gets engulfed by the flames. Cyanide looks pissed and TGO grabs the gasoline can and starts to climb to the top rope with it. But the can is leaking and as each drop of gasoline falls from it, we see little flames~
Smith: Whoa, the can is leaking…cool
Hood: You okay Smithy?
Smith: I dunno, I’m feeling kinda weird.
Warrick: Hehe…
~TGO then throws the gasoline can at Cyanide, but Cyanide moves out of the way and the can lands in the ring and gasoline flies everywhere. TGO sorta laughs but looks down and the corner is on fire from the leaking gasoline. TGO has no choice but to hop back into the ring as the corner is engulfed with flames. Both men then look over and they see that the ring is catching on fire from the gasoline that spilled and now half of the ring is on fire~
Hood: Half of the ring is on fire Smith! Look, say something smart or stupid like you always do?
Smith: Man, that is bright, hehe….cool
Hood: Damnit Warrick, you’ve ruined Smith!
Warrick: Sorry bro, the man needed to chill out anyways.
~Cyanide is still staring at the flames as they are closing in on them when TGO kicks him in the gut, TGO then lifts Cyanide up for his second Tombstone Piledriver and goes to toss Cyanide into the flames, but Cyanide reverses and gets to his feet, he then grabs the leg of TGO and delivers Silver Lining to TGO and TGO dives head first into a puddle of gasoline and the flames. We see TGO’s body quickly catch on fire as the bell rings~
Derek: Here is your winner……..AND NEW OCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…..SILVER CYANIDE!!!!!
Hood: Silver Cyanide wins!!! We have a new World Champion!!!!
Smith: Not so loud man….lets chill
Warrick: Yea, good point Smith!
Hood: Umm, someone get TGO out of there before he dies!
~Cyanide has no time to celebrate as the ring is almost completely on fire. He looks down and grabs the body of TGO and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside, where medics quickly hose him down with a fire extinguisher. Cyanide then leaps out of the ring and lands on the concrete floor with his legs and arms on fire, they put him out as well. TGO is then rushed away on a stretcher as Cyanide is handed his World Title. They then stand back and watch as the ring is completely burned to ashes from the fire~
Hood: Damn, no more ring…what is going to happen for the Last Man Standing final match?
Smith: I don’t know, but it should be…hehe, cool
Warrick: Cool is the word bro!
Hood: Well, Umm this is usually Smith’s job, but I’ll do my best…let’s get down to the uhh…well what the hell is gonna happen?
~ “Illusions” by Cypress Hill begins playing and the fans cheer as they see Scorpion make his way to the ring area~
Derek: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve just been informed that due to the fact that the ring is no longer usable, this match has been declared a Street Fight scheduled for one fall and it is for the 2001 Last Man Standing Title!! Introducing first, from Washington D.C., standing 6’4” and weighing in at 260 lbs, he is last year’s Last Man Standing Champion…….SCORPION!!!!!
~ “Ruff Ryder’s Anthem” begins playing and the fans boo as they see Playboy G make his way down to the ring area~
Derek: And his opponent, from South Central Los Angeles, standing 6’6” and weighing in at 270 lbs…….PLAYBOY G!!!!!
~The bell rings as Scorpion and Playboy stare each other down outside of the burnt to ashes ring. The bell rings and both men immediately go after it trading punches with each other. Playboy starts to get the upper hand as the crowd looks stunned that he is overcoming Scorpion. Scorpion though blocks a Playboy punch and goes off on Playboy with lefts and rights and Playboy is staggering back. Scorpion then reaches back and nails Playboy with a huge punch and Playboy falls to the concrete floor~
Smith: Punches, everywhere, damn
Hood: Geez, I feel like I’m all alone here.
Warrick: Hehe, wanna take a hit?
Hood: Hmm….let me think about it.
~Scorpion now pulls Playboy to his feet and whips him into the guard rail and Playboy slams into the guard rail with tremendous force. Scorpion then starts to stomp away on Playboy as he is leaning up against the railing and Playboy tries to cover up but is unable to. Scorpion now pulls Playboy up to his feet and lifts him up for a suplex. Scorpion then drops Playboy with a suplex and he drops Playboy into the crowd, over the guard rail~
Hood: Damn Smith, did you see that, it was brutal!
Smith: See what man?
Warrick: Hehe, yea what?
Hood: Damnit, give me some of that shit!
~Scorpion now stands on top of the guard rail as Playboy is on his feet, but staggering around. Scorpion turns his back to Playboy, leaps off the guardrail and nails Playboy with a moonsault off the guard rail, the fans go crazy after seeing the move. Scorpion gets up to his feet, holding onto his ribs and he tosses Playboy back over the guard rail and into the aisle way. Playboy gets to his feet and staggers around again and Scorpion runs towards the guard rail, catapults himself off the guardrail and into the air and nails Playboy with a flying clothesline~
Hood: Whoa
Smith: What a
Warrick: Move?
Smith & Hood: There ya go Warrick!
~Scorpion now gets back to his feet and he pulls Playboy to his feet and drags him towards the large LMS letters and behind them to the backstage area. The camera follows them as Scorpion has Playboy in a vending area where fans are standing in line to buy some food and drinks. Scorpion then hurls Playboy into vending counter and all the fans scatters as Playboy slams into the counter very hard. Scorpion then charges in looking for a spear on Playboy as he is leaning against the counter, but Playboy moves and Scorpion slams into the counter and his head and shoulders go through the wooden counter and the fans in the vending area chant “Holy Shit”~
Hood: Wow, that
Smith: Was
Warrick: LOUD!!!
Smith and Hood: Hell Yea!
~Playboy now grabs the metal pole that is used to hold the rope up in the concession line and he takes the rope off and just is holding the metal pole. Playboy then rams it into the exposed ribs of Scorpion and Scorpion pulls his head out of the counter and starts rolling around holding his ribs in pain. Scorpion gets to his feet unaware of where Playboy it, turns around and gets nailed in the head with the metal pole. Scorpion falls to the ground and we see that he is busted open~
Hood: Ouch, that
Smith: Must have
Warrick: Hurt!
Smith and Hood: Damn, we’re on a roll!
~Playboy now walks over to Scorpion and pulls his bloody head up and starts yelling stuff at him. Playboy then pulls Scorpion to his feet and starts to bash him head first into the water fountain nearby. He bashes him so much and so hard that water starts to spew from the fountain and we see blood covering the fountain as well. Playboy now hooks Scorpion’s head under his arm and drops him with an implant DDT on the concrete floor, he covers Scorpion and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Smith: Whoa, he
Hood: Kicked
Warrick: OUT!!!!
~Playboy gets up and pulls Scorpion back to his feet. He drags Scorpion to a set of glass doors where people come in and out of the building. Playboy starts to chop away on the chest of Scorpion and Scorpion is reeling against the glass doors. Playboy then steps back and goes for a superkick on Scorpion, but Scorpion catches his leg, hooks him and tosses Playboy through the glass door with a capture suplex, you can hear the fans in the arena going crazy~
Smith: Ouch! That had
Hood: To Hurt!
Warrick: Hey! What about me!
Smith: Oh, sorry dude
Warrick: It’s cool bro, I still love you
Smith: And I still love you too!
~Scorpion gathers himself and looks down at Playboy as Playboy is a bloody mess. Scorpion then pulls Playboy to his feet and drags him along the sidewalk next to the arena. Scorpion then hurls Playboy head first into a blue metal mail box that is sitting next to the arena, Playboy makes a huge dent in the side and we see the mail box move a little. Scorpion then walks over to the mail box and pulls it out from the ground and lifts it over his head. You can see Scorpion is really struggling holding it up. He then looks down at Playboy and is about to drop it when somehow Playboy is able to kick Scorpion in the knee, causing him to fall backwards and the mail box falls on top of him, both men are now laying down on the concrete in serious pain~
Smith: Ahh!! Mailboxes!
Hood: Blood!
Warrick: And Loud Noises!
~We see Playboy start to pull himself up as blood just trickles from his face to the concrete. He crawls over to Scorpion and shoves the mail box off of him and then goes for a pin on Scorpion, the ref then makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: He Kicked Out!
Hood: Whoa…badass
Warrick: Totally man…here guys take another hit
Hood & Smith: *cough* Good Shit!
~Playboy gets up looking slightly pissed and he pulls Scorpion to his feet. Playboy then drags Scorpion back to the glass door where Scorpion had suplex Playboy through earlier and Playboy stands Scorpion against the glass door. Playboy then hooks Scorpion’s head under his arm and goes for some sort of move, but Scorpion starts punching Playboy in the ribs. Scorpion then hooks Playboy and tosses him through the other glass door with a Northern lights suplex~
Smith: He went through glass again….and it shattered, hehe
Hood: Shattered all over the place
Warrick: How shattering is that?
~Scorpion now grabs Playboy by his hair and drags him through the backstage area and out into the arena, down the aisle way and by the burnt down ring. Scorpion picks Playboy up and slams him down hard next the remains of the ring and then he searches for something. Scorpion finds a chair that is black from the fire and stands over Playboy. Scorpion then begins to repeatedly ram the chair into the midsection of Playboy as Playboy screams out in pain~
Smith: Ahh!! They are right in front of us
Hood: Whoa, too much action….too fast
Warrick: Damn, I need to light up another one!
~Scorpion stops ramming the chair into Playboy and then places him on top of the announce table. Scorpion then climbs up on the announce table and looks down at Warrick~
Warrick: Hell Yea, your kicking his ass, take a hit my bro!
~Scorpion reaches down grabs Warrick’s fat joint and takes a few hits as the crowd goes crazy. Scorpion hands it back to Warrick and lifts Playboy up to his feet. Scorpion then hooks Playboy across his shoulders and delivers The Sting to Playboy straight through the announce table. Scorpion then pins Playboy and the ref makes the count~
Smith: The table! It’s…it’s…it’s broken!
Hood: No, not the table! My monitor is shattered, what am I going to do?
Warrick: Here, have a hit and be happy!
Smith & Hood: Yay!!
~Scorpion looks hella pissed and he walks around shaking his head. Meanwhile, Playboy is on the ground and grabs one of the mini monitors that is laying next to him. Playboy quickly gets to his feet and Scorpion turns around and Playboy nails him with the monitor knocking Scorpion off his feet and onto his back~
Smith: Oh NO!!! My Monitor is gone too!
Hood: What are we going to do!
Warrick: Hehe, I still got mine, losers!
Smith & Hood: Damn you pothead!
Warrick: Ha! You guys are calling me a pothead, Look at you two!
Smith & Hood: Oh, yea, haha!
~Playboy now pulls Scorpion to his feet and drags him down the aisle way and to the big LMS letters, Scorpion though shows some signs of life and starts to punch Playboy, Playboy begins punching Scorpion back and a slugfest has erupted. Playboy then kicks Scorpion in the gut and begins to climb up the giant L of the giant LMS letters. Scorpion shakes off the kick and looks up and sees Playboy climbing up the L and Scorpion starts to climb up the L as well~
Smith: They are climbing up the L!
Hood: Man, that is high
Warrick: I’m getting dizzy man
Smith: Me too
Hood: Me three!
~Both men reach the top of the L and start brawling on top of it. Scorpion gains an advantage and starts to push Playboy towards the edge of the L. Playboy though, leaps from the L to the M and is now standing on the M. Playboy then taunts Scorpion from the M and Scorpion responds by leaping in the air from the L to the M and nailing Playboy with a flying forearm~
Warrick: Whoa, he is fucking crazy dudes
Hood: Fuck yea!
Smith: He is very freakin crazy!
Hood: C’mon Smith, say fuck
Warrick: Yea dude, be cool, say fuck!
Smith: I….I…I can’t guys
Hood & Warrick: DO IT!
Smith: Fuck!
Hood & Warrick: Yes!
~Scorpion now gets to his feet and he pulls Playboy to his, Scorpion tries to lift Playboy up for a scoop slam, but Playboy blocks it with a thumb into Scorpion’s eye. Playboy then kicks Scorpion in the gut and drops him with another DDT. Playboy then gets behind Scorpion and locks his arms around Scorpion’s waist. Playboy then delivers his patented Double Back Breaker set to Scorpion on top of the M, each drop making a loud noise. Once Playboy is done, he goes for a pin on Scorpion and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Hood: Damn, another kick out…look at that M, it is pretty
Smith: Yea, lots of cool lights coming from it.
Warrick: Dude, is it electrified or something?
Smith: Hmm, maybe
~Playboy stands up and shakes his head in disbelief and he pulls Scorpion back to his feet. Playboy punches Scorpion and Scorpion punches out and they begin brawling again, but this time the M starts to shake and they stop brawling and try to keep their balance. The M then suddenly starts to fall forward with both men on top of it. It falls all the way to the ground and a huge explosion occurs and a big cloud of smoke fills the air~
Warrick: Hell yes, now that was loud!
Smith: Fucking Loud!
Hood: Go Smith!
Smith: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!
~OCW officials rush to the spot to make sure both men are okay. The smoke finally clears and we see that Scorpion is laying on top of Playboy with his arm over Playboy’s chest. The ref sees this and makes the count~
1!
2!
KICK OUT!!!
Warrick: Hmm, they must still be alive
Hood: Cool man
Smith: Fuckin! Fucking Cool!
~Scorpion stands up, bloody and battered, and starts looking through the pile of busted metal for a weapon. He finds a metal piece of the M where one side is smooth and the other side is a bunch of jagged metal ridges. He walks over to Playboy with this piece of metal, but Playboy punches Scorpion in the gut and Scorpion drops it. Playboy then picks it up and goes to hit Scorpion with it, when Scorpion trips Playboy and Playboy falls flat on his face and the piece of the M lands jagged side down onto Playboy’s back. Scorpion then takes advantage and locks on the Venom, pressing the jagged edges into the back of Playboy~
Hood: Hmm, that can’t feel too good
Warrick: Nah, I think he is screaming in pain or something!
Smith: Fuck, fuck, fuck
~We see blood oozing down the sides of Playboy’s body from the pressure that is being applied by Scorpion. Playboy refuses to tap though as more and more blood spill out from his back. The ref looks down and we see Playboy is laying face down on the ground not moving. The ref raises his hand up once and it drops, twice and it drops again. He then lifts it up for the third time and it drops once more and the ref calls for the bell and forces Scorpion to release the hold and raises Scorpion’s hand as the winner~
Derek: Here is your winner…..AND THE 2001 LAST MAN STANDING CHAMPION……SCORPION!!!!!
~We see the paramedics rush Playboy to a nearby hospital and they help Scorpion to a hospital as well and we go back to the announce table~
Hood: Well dudes, it’s been fun, hehe
Warrick: Maybe too much fun!
Smith: FUCK!
Hood: Hehe, see you broham’s later on Massacre or War or something, adios!
Warrick: Hasta Luego!
Smith: FUCK!
~And with that the credits roll, the show ends and the screen fades to black~