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The cameras pan across the Jerusalem country side, site of the crucifixion of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is shown, footage of the resurrection reenactment plays. A deep booming voice, starts reading Genesis chapter one.

Deep voice: "In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth, the earth was formless and empty, and darkness covered the deep waters, and the spirit of God was hovering over the surface of the waters

In the beginning, President Dean founded Online Championship Wrestling, it thrived under him in the late 90s to early 2000s, from there, Dean rested, and Online Championship Wrestling was resurrected in 2005, only to rest again shortly there after. President Dean and company brought back Online Championship Wrestling one final time in January 2014. Scott Syren, Lurrr, Pryde, Danny B, Amber Ryan, Ian Bishop, Sean Fuller, MJ Bell, Bob Grenier, Chad Vargas, Kenshin Takamura, Brianna Casablancas, Noah McKenzie, The Big Bifford, Dangerous Dan, all the big name players put OCW back on the Wrestling map. The Dean and Lurrr swerve was quite possibly the best wrestling angle in the business, shortly after Clash of the Coast, Dean was burnt out. Dean could not and would not run day to day operations in OCW any longer, that was no secret.

He resigned and the fate of OCW was up in the air, until Treat Cassidy was able to put his money up and buy the rights to OCW. Many of the big name players left. Danny B, Amber Ryan, Dangerous Dan, Bob Grenier, Sean Fuller and PerZag we're a few to stick around. Many we're untrusting of Treat Cassidy's leadership, those who stayed though helped prove Cassidy's critics wrong. In a matter of one month, 30 short days, Treat Cassidy and Jack Kenny rose OCW back to the top. Solidifying new contracts, bringing back old faces, and running the company their way, all the while treating every member of the OCW roster equally.

Ian Bishop made his return, in a authority role as Massacre GM, unable to compete but still making his presence felt week after week. MJ Bell also made her triumphant return to OCW winning the Southern Championship from Sean Fuller. Amber Ryan defeated Ana Archia to win the vacant Western championship, setting up a match for the ages against newly crowned Northeastern champion, PerZag and Central champion, Danny B. This match takes center stage this evening, as the four go to battle. The winner will unify all four championships, and OCW will crown a World Heavyweight champion, the first OCW champion since 2005, when Scott Syren last held the championship.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Come one come all to the party that never ends. A party that will leave you surprised, excited, saddened, elated, and depressed. Genesis comes to you LIVE, from the Holy City of Jerusalem, Israel - and It comes to you, NOW!!!

Fireworks and pyros blast off from the entrance ramp, cameras pan around the Teddy Colesium in Jerusalem. Fans traveled far to come get their piece of the OCW pie. There are also alot of robe wearing, long haired natives coming to either support the OCW product or start a mass killing it any second. Signs held high around the arena as the cameras make their way around each corner. "JESUS WILL YOU SHAVE 4 ME?" "DANNY B PUT UP OR SHUT UP!" "HALL OF FAME? WHERES GRENIER & VARGAS?" "Jesus Was a Carpenter, so is Caution!" the cameras then slowly focus in on the commentary table where Smith and Hood are sitting, dressed up for the evening's festivities.

Smith: Welcome to GENESIS!!! I am so excited to be here! I absolutely cannot wait for what's in store for us this evening!

Hood: Me either, Smith, believe it or not I think we've got a fantastic fucking show set up tonight. Despite the 54 hour flight here, I am pumped to be here! Jerusalem! It's more modern then I thought.

Smith: What exactly we're you expecting?

Hood: I don't know, pyramids, Moses shouting the ten commandments, shit like that. Fuck off Smith.

Smith: Before we kick off the show, I am receiving word that we have some action backstage!

Backstage, Max Corbin is seen gearing up for his Pay-Per-View debut, shadow boxing in a corner hyping himself up for the biggest match of his career to date. The 7’0” tall mammoth of a man that is the Green Monster stands beside Corbin, giving him advice and hyping him up for his big match, while Massacre GM Ian Bishop and Mack Hollywood stroll by. Hollywood stops and double takes on the two jokes of wrestlers and nudges Bishop.

Mack Hollywood: Can you believe these fuckin’ cheese graters, boss!?

Ian Bishop: A bunch of fucking losers if you ask me… let’s go have some fun, Mack.

Mack smiles and swings his shoulders loosening his leather jacket just incase shit gets too deep, Mack and Bishop walk up to The Monster and Corbin. They stand behind them for a few seconds before Corbin turns his head and notices them.

Max Corbin: Just what do you two buzzards want?

Ian looks down to the ground, smirking, as he looks back up at Corbin with a glare.

Ian Bishop: Buzzards, eh? If I wasn’t mistaken Mack, it’s me getting inducted into the Hall of Fame tonight and we got Max here in the opening match for the PPV getting tips from a gigantic idiot.

Mack Hollywood: A gigantic idiot that hasn’t even won a match since his arrival. I’m sensing some disrespect here, boss.

Before Ian can answer Mack, Corbin steps closer to the Hall of Famer and the Head of Security.

Max Corbin: Last I checked, I don’t give a shit who you are or what you’re status is. I am Max Corbin and I am a Wrestling God!

Ian and Mack stare at each other for a moment as they both start laughing. Ian slaps his knee as Mack is trying to not suffocate from laughing so hard. Ian composes himself, stares at Max who is completely serious, and laughs again uncontrollably.

Ian Bishop: You? A wrestling god? Really? Maybe you should quit the wrestling business and become a FUCKING COMEDIAN! ...But seriously Max, you should care who I am because I am the one who decides if you and your big fucking friend here keeps your jobs tonight. If you apologize to me, I will let you keep your jobs.

Max Corbin looks back to Green Monster and the two confer indistinctly before Corbin turns his attention back to Bishop.

Max Corbin: I am certain that I was invited to this fine country by Treat Cassidy. The same Treat Cassidy who signs my paychecks. I don’t see Ian Bishop’s name anywhere on any of my checks or visas, only his. But, I am sorry, Ian… Sorry, I don’t kick your fucking ass right here and now!

Ian looks over at Mack as Max and the Monster gear up for a fight. Ian nods to Mack to takes out his gat and hands it to him. Max and the Monster’s eye widen as Ian looks to take the safety off, realizing it’s already off.

Ian Bishop: Want to fucking say that to me again, Max? I got a lot of SHIT going down tonight and I don’t need your punk ass threatening me. If you want to revise your statement Max… NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME TO DO SO!

Green Monster nudges Corbin, telling him to stand his ground.

Max Corbin: You aren’t going to shoot me with that peashooter, so put it away before you hurt yourself. I’ve got a match to go win.

Corbin turns his back on Bishop and Hollywood and goes back to his shadow boxing routine, Mack looks at Bishop who is now furious.

Mack Hollywood: Fuck this guy up, boss.

Without warning, Bishop points up and lodges a bullet into the Monster’s skull as he collapses in front of Corbin. Corbin turns around as Ian smashes the grip of the gun into Corbin’s forehead, blood starting to pour from his forehead. Corbin falls to the ground as he points the gun and fires a shot into Corbin’s knee. Corbin starts to scream as Ian hands Mack his gat back.

Ian Bishop: If anyone asks… we’ll blame it on the Hamas. Let’s get the fuck out of here.

Mack tucks his piece back into his waist band and turns to get away from the scene with his boss, but quickly turns around and races back to the fallen and screaming Corbin. He leans over Corbin’s body.

Mack Hollywood: Now go win your match now, you fucking pussy!

Mack spits a juicy loogie in Corbin’s face, adding insult to severe injury as Mack and Bishop race off leaving Corbin screaming in pain next to his dead friend, The Green Monster. The scene quickly dissolves, shooting back to Smith and Hood

Smith: HOLY CRAP! Ian Bishop just shot the Green Monster dead! In cold Blood!

Hood: Well yeah, how the fuck else did you suppose he do it!? Fuckin' Ian Bishop! My nigga!

Smith: Hood, he just KILLED a man on live television

Hood: Yeah but he sucked anyway.

Smith: This man had a family! A mom! A dad!

Hood: Who probably hated him any fuckin' way. C'mon Smith, let's just watch the damn match. Now we're one loser shy of a battle Royal!

Smith: You are unbelievable, do you know that? Well moving on, we open tonight's show with the first inductee into the hall of fame.

‘Paradise city’ plays as Jack Kenny, all suited and booted for the occasion steps out onto the Genesis stage, he waves at the fans before heading down to the ring, stepping on, and placing himself behind a podium.

Kenny: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our first hall of fame inductee for the evening. This man came into OCW with a large amount of fanfare, not wanting to wait for his contract to expire elsewhere before showing his face. We’ve seen him go through ups and downs in this business, he has really had to work his way to the top. We’ve seen him go through a change of heart, go insane, bury hatchets and become one of the fan favourites around here. Tonight he defends his honour for potentially the last time as he goes into the world heavyweight championship match. Please welcome, “The Ripper” Danny B.

“Ravenheart” plays through the arena, as Danny B steps out from behind the curtain. His usual attire replaced by the grey suit seen earlier this week. He quietly makes his way into the ring, shaking the hand of Kenny as he takes his place behind the podium.

Danny: Right, well, I’m not going to keep you hear forever, I’m sure Ian Bishop will waste half the show later on tonight talking about himself, so I’m gonna get right down to the point.

If you’ll all indulge me, I’d like to take a minute to talk about my mother…

A few member of the audience chuckle.

Danny: In all seriousness though, I haven’t come here to talk about what I have done, and what I have achieved, you all know this, it’s why you inducted me into the hall, so I am here to talk about you.

You see some people just don’t want to understand what you people mean to a business like that, whether it’s the thousands of you that sit here tonight in the holy land, or the ten fans that showed up to watch alongside the drunken revellers in a bar in the middle of nowhere on the first show back.

You people out there are what makes this place come alive, all of you that voted for me, and voted for others while you were at it. Those of you that show up week in and week out, that show the same level of dedication no matter what. You people I thank, because without you, there would be no me.

Danny pauses to look round at the fans, soaking in the tremendous response.

Danny: Tonight is a monumental night for me as you all know, either I win the world championship tonight, or I go home. And I have to say, no matter what happens later, I thank you all for pushing me to be here, for keeping me going when I’d had enough. This company is alive, it’s heart beats because of all of you, we are a community, a brotherhood, and you people keep that alive.

You all know what a week it’s been for me, I lost a close friend, a mentor only two days ago, and tonight, my emotions are through the roof, no thanks to you lot. I want you all to know, this isn’t me turning my back on you, this isn’t me turning my back on OCW, or my legacy in the wrestling world. For ten years my reapers have followed me round the globe, whether they hated me or loved me, they have always been there, and sometimes you just have to come and realize that if you aren’t putting on the best show for your fans, then you shouldn’t be putting on any show whatsoever.

So, I should probably wrap this up, unlike some other hall of fame inductees this evening I actually have something to do at a PPV. No offence Dean!

Before I go, I want to give my list of thanks. To my wife and son, you have been my motivation to not only push me well and beyond my limits, to be the best that I can be at all times, you have taught me that you always have to follow your heart. Outside of this company I have a couple of names I want to throw out there, to J.Rish, Angelica and Alex Cain, the three of you took me under your wing and taught me how Americans do it, without you my legacy would not have been in place before OCW. So thank you. Hank Gunyon and Dan Highlander, you both taught me that it doesn’t matter if you don’t always fit in, sometimes being yourself is better than trying to be something you’re not, and the fans will come to see that in time.

Here in OCW I want to thank Dean, he gave me a shot, one that I shouldn’t of had, and he helped guide me through what it’s like to not be on the grand stage, to understand that it doesn’t matter whether ten or ten thousand people are there, each one of the matters. To Treat Cassidy and Jack Kenny, whom without we wouldn’t be here tonight, and we wouldn’t be having this Pay Per View, thank you for being there when OCW needed you.

Importantly, thank you to Anubis. We didn’t always see eye to eye, but you taught me everything I know, you were a friend, a mentor, and some kind of stability in this crazy world. Amber, my tag team partner, my greatest enemy. Tonight we have a chance once again to prove why we are the best in the world at what we do, we have gone through so much together over these last five years, and we have come out of it better and stronger than ever. There is no one I would ever want to call a tag team partner more than you, and no one I would rather face in that ring.

And finally, thank you to each and every one of you, for supporting me, for hating me, for voting for me. If tonight is going to be the last night that Danny B enters into a wrestling ring, then I am going to make sure that you all get what you deserve, my very best.

Fear the reaper!

“Ravenheart” plays again as Danny steps away from the podium, exits the ring and makes his way up the ramp. The camera cuts to the commentary table.

Smith: A heart-warming acceptance speech from Danny B there.

Hood: Could mean nothing though, if he loses tonight, it’s all gone. Idiot.

Smith: What a legacy he will leave behind though. Now, time to get to the action, our opening match is next!

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Belvedere: The following contest is the "Oh Shit!" Over The Top Rope Battle Royal! The rules are simple, eliminations occur when a participant is sent over the top rope and both feet touch the floor.

The lights in the arena are engulfed into the darkness, capturing the attention of the audience who turned the heads towards the entrance ramp. "Nation of Violence" by Dale Oliver began to play through the sound system and emerging from the tunnel was Hiroyoshi Suzuki, who embraced the cheers of the audience, spreading his arms out wide as he went down on one knee.

Watch him do it, they never thought he could
But deep inside he always knew he would (yeah, that's right)
Games over, be on top (top) that's what he does now (get 'em)
If you don't come along (get 'em) there's going to be a beat down

Belvedere: Introducing first ... from Anjō, Aichi, Japan weighing two hundred thirty four pounds ... he is the "Master of Perfection" HIROYOSHI SUZUKI!

At this point Suzuki is standing in the center of the ring, after sling-shooting himself over the ring ropes. He hoists himself up onto the turnbuckle, and spreads his arms out wide once again, his eyes closed however a smile on his face.

Smith: A great opportunity here for the participants in this contest. As we know, the winner walks away with a contract to a number one contendership of their choosing.

Hood: I think it's fucked. Half the people in this match are debuting and they get an opportunity like that right off the bat?

Smith: Well with what we've seen from a few of them, I don't suspect that management made a bad call. Though what started out as six, has since turned into five as we found out earlier.

"Lap Dance" by N.E.R.D. hits the arena as Jonny Ruff walks out from behind the curtain dancing in the most ridiculous manner ever. The crowd laughs a bit as he makes his way down toward the ring.

Belvedere: Next, from Cumberland, New Jersey ... weighing in at two hundred twelve pounds .... he is JOHNNY RUFF!!!

Ruff climbs into the ring looking anxious and full of awe as his music dies down.

Hood: Oh is that a fucking rookie if I ever saw one.

Smith: Nothing wrong with chasing a dream.

Hood: Whatever.

"Close to the Heart" by Rush hits as The Green Bastard walks out in his full costume looking amped and ready to go.

Belvedere: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at two hundred thirty pounds .... THE GREEN BASTARD!!!

He climbs into the ring, taking to the turnbuckle to get the crowd pumped just as well.

Hood: I don't give a shit how many times they say it ... I refuse to believe that bastard weighs two thirty. I'm thinking more like three fifty.

Smith: Oh stop ... just stop.

The lights go out as a spotlight centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. The crowd begins to boo MASSIVELY as the video wall displays the words THE ONLY ONE.

Belvedere: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, California, and weighing in at one hundred forty four pounds, she is...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!

Pyros shoot up from both sides of the entrance ramp as our melody finally kicks into guitar. "The Only One" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage. She is greeted with deafening boos and soaks them all in, as if she enjoyed the crowd's hatred. She arrogantly swaggers towards the ring, taking her time to revel in her own glory among ENRAGED fans before she reaches the ring steps and steps inside. Pyros now shoot off from the ring posts and Sarah takes to each turnbuckle, staring coldly and without emotion into the sea of 'sheep' as the crowd's boos become even LOUDER.

Hood: YES! Finally! This makes watching this rookie shit fest worth it. Hot chicks mean ratings!

Smith: Miss Twilight is actually the most experienced wrestler in this match. I hate to dash your great reasoning for wanting to see her, of course. But facts are facts.

Hood: You think I give a shit? I'm busy here checking out her ass. Stop boring me with your facts!

The house lights go down as colorful lights start flashing all around the area. "Imaginary" by Evanescence begins to play, as Lilith appears at the top of the entrance ramp. She is wearing a black miniskirt, burgundy leggings, black leather heeled ankle boots and on this ocassion, the top she'd stolen from Sarah's hotel room. Lilith proceeds to skips down to the ring holding a giant lollypop in one hand and a teddy bear in the other. The crowd look on confused but begin to boo her despite the fact that she looks so cheerful.

Belvedere: From Los Angeles, California… weighing in at one hundred thirty two pounds.... she is LILITH!!!

Lilith eventually reaches the ring and locates a child sitting front row, she passes him her giant lollypop. Lilith then skips around the outside of the ring, placing her teddy bear on the turnbuckle and bounces up onto the ring apron, waving to the crowd and blowing kisses to them all. Despite the gesture, the over-emphasis of cheerfulness was meant in obvious sarcasm. The crowd was able to pick up on that fact as well. She climbs through the ropes still smiling and waving to everyone whilst waiting for the match to begin.

Hood: Now I have four good reasons to watch this match! Fuck yeah!

Smith: Four reasons? There's only two wom ... nevermind. Disgusting, simply disgusting.

Hood: I dig crazy chicks too. She wants to get down and dirty with the redhead and I am fucking psyched to see that!

Smith: That doesn't even surprise me.

The bell rings and an enraged Sarah Twilight makes a bee line for Lilith. However, she is interrupted by Hiroyoshi who gets into her path and immediately grabs her tossing her over the top rope. Sarah catches herself and lands on the apron. Hiroyoshi sends a roundhouse kick her way, which she ducks. He moves in to force her from the apron and she responds with a headbutt to the bridge of his nose which backs him off right away.

Johnny Ruff and The Green Bastard tangle with a standard collar and elbow tie up. The less experienced Ruff finds himself on the losing end of that situation as TGB shifts over into a waist lock and eventually to a belly to back side slam. Lilith remains in a corner all to herself, smiling and watching Sarah closely.

Smith: The action taking off right away! Almost a quick elimination courtesy of Hiroyoshi as well.

Hood: I would be very pissed off if one of the only two chicks out here was dumped the match right off the bat.

Smith: Quick rundown of those in the match. Many of you are familiar with the Green Bastard already, and his antics. He looks to cement himself a legacy with a victory here tonight. Hiroyoshi Suzuki has quite an impressive following from his previous work in the sport. A victory for him tonight would undoubtedly skyrocket his stock here.

Hood: Who gives a shit? Blah bah blah is all I hear from you.

Smith: Anyhow, the remaining three are newcomers to OCW. Johhny Ruff a former pizza maker who is chasing his dream. And wat an opportunity he has here tonight! Lilith, the most ... unique person we have come across in quite some time seems to have an affinity for teddy bears and quite an affection for the final participant in the contest, Sarah Twilight. Sarah has an extensive background in the world of professional wrestling and has her chance to earn her place tonight here as well. Quite an opportunity for each of them. Everything at stake.

Sarah climbs back into the ring from the apron with Hiroyoshi backed off and YANKS him down to the canvas with a jumping neckbreaker. Hiroyoshi sits up, a bit dazed and caught off guard by the neckbreaker. But as he does, Sarah runs at him and blasts him in the face with a snap kick. Meanwhile, The Green Bastard comes off the ropes, stops for a moment and pumps up the crowd before dropping a HUGE thigh across the throat and chest of Johnny Ruff. Ruff bounces up and down on the canvas, clutching at his throat a bit. Green Bastard rolls back up and looks out in all directions of the crowd and getting uber pumped up. He bounces off the ropes again and goes for BIG air this time on a second legdrop. But Ruff rolls out of the way and the Bastard meets nothing but canvas. Lilith remains in her own corner, leaning comfortably with her eyes fixated on Sarah Twilight and a grin upon her face.

Smith: No one home that time for The Green Bastard! So far an impressive showing from all of these competitors.

Hood: Oh shit, this is about to get good!

After having dispatched of Hiroyoshi for the moment, Sarah immediately sets her sights back on Lilith who has not once taken her eyes away from the redhead. In furious anger, Sarah charges the corner at Lilith who moves away at the last second. Sarah catches herself before smashing into the turnbuckle, however Lilith takes her opportunity with Sarah. She reaches her arms around Sarah from behind and places her hands UNDER Sarah's top, grabbing hold of her breasts.

Hood: She's got titties! She's got titties in her hands! Holy fuck lesbian action! I LOVE THIS SHIT!

Smith: I don't even believe what I'm seeing right now!

Hood: It's fuckin' great ain't it?

Sarah's eyes widen with shock and disgust as she actually has to tilt her head down to comprehend that Lilith has actually just done what she did. Lilith leans her head close against Sarah's back and is smiling like a Cheshire Cat just standing there, holding Sarah's breasts in her hands. Completely repulsed, Sarah grabs Lilith's writs and pulls her hands off of her, turning around to just tear into the bitch. Though as she does, she turns right into a straight side kick to the jaw courtesy of Hiroyoshi that sends her flat down to the canvas.

Hood: Oh COME ON! They were gonna fuck!

Smith: I highly doubt that, Hood. That was simply a display of ... well, I don't even know what that was.

Hood: Dykes! That's what it was!

With Sarah floored, Lilith completely loses it and finally decides to take some action in the match. She grabs hold of Hiroyoshi by the face, digging her long, sharp fingernails in and yelling at him.

Lilith: YOU DON'T TOUCH HER! YOU DON'T TOUCH MY SARAH!!!

Lilith is violently squeezing his face and continues to scream at him. The verbal lashing and face grip doesn't last very long however as Johnny Ruff grabs Lilith from behind for a back body drop that doesn't exactly look flawless. In fact, Lilith is moreso dumped onto her neck than anything and doesn't move at all after the maneuver.

Despite the save by Ruff, Hiroyoshi doesn't offer him a moment's notice after dumping Lilith onto the canvas. Yoshi fires off a European uppercut at the newcomer, and another. Backing Ruff against the ropes. He sends several vicious body shots at Johnny before taking him for an Irish whip that ends up reversed. Hiroyoshi is sent into the ropes instead and on the return ducks a clothesline attempt from Ruff. He continues through, springboarding from the ropes and PLANTING Ruff with a DDT. Ruff is sent down HARD and rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope.

Smith: The action so fast paced. Even with just five competitors in this match it's hard to keep track! So far, no eliminations have occured.

Hood: I want to see Lilith and Sarah back at it. Screw the rest of this shit!

Hiroyoshi hops up off of the DDT and walks right into a spinebuster courtesy of the Green Bastard. At this point, Sarah is back to her feet and with Green Bastard being the only person standing at the moment, she heads at him sending several knees to his midsection which somewhat doubles him over. She hooks him up for a suplex.

Smith: There's no way! She's not lifting him!

Hood: If she does, I'm fuckin' outta here!

She pulls him up slightly, but he blocks the attempt and instead hauls her up and over for a suplex of his own. Sarah is sent CRASHING into the canvas. Lilith is finally shaking off the cobwens herself and pushes herslef up slightly. But that attempt is short lived as the Bastard comes BARRELING down onto her with a big body splash drop across her back which floors her once again. Meanwhile, on the outside Johnny Ruff has started searching for a few "additions" to the match to suit his own comfort and style. He sets up a table at ringside which starts getting the crowd worked up into a frenzy. Ruff feeds off this energy and wants to woo the crowd even more and so he douses the entire tabletop in ligher fluid and sets it on FIRE!!!

Smith: This is out of hand now! This is an over the top rope match, not a hardcore bloodbath!

Hood: Hey, the fucker didn't go over the top, he went under. He wants to get himself some toys? I say it makes shit more interesting!

Ruff leaves the flaming table for the time being as he grabs a folding chair and slides back into the ring. The Green Bastard is the first to taste steel as Ruff BLASTS him in the skull with the chair. The Bastard falls back like a lumbering oak tree that had just been chopped down. Hiroyoshi is up and he's the next in line with a STINGING shot across the back that sends him down to his knees in agony. Sarah interrupts the frenzy with a standing dropkick out of nowhere that wobbles Ruff as he remains up on shakey legs. Chair still in hand. Sarah offf the ropes and she comes back to WHAM!!! Ruff SLAMS the chair into her skull as well and the Mistress of Mischief is sent falling back into the canvas. Just for good measure and assurance WHACK! A shot is sent down across Lilith's back and Johnny Ruff is the only one standing in the ring.

Smith: Johnny Ruff cleaning house! Everyone is down and out! That chair making quite a difference.

Hood: It's all legal too. Over the top rope is the only rule.

Smith: The hardcore newcomer might be closing in on a victory with how this is going.

Hiroyoshi uses the ropes to pull himself back up, but the wear and tear is there. Ruff takes his opportunity to grab hold of Susuki by his legs and dump him over the top. Hiroyoshi hangs on to the rope and remains on the apron. He can feel the heat of the flaming table just feet from him. Ruff takes a swing at him which is ducked. Hiroyoshi reponding much like Sarah head earlier with a headbutt of his own that backs Ruff off. Though Yoshi is still recovering from the chair shot and isn't as quick to climb back into the ring.

Smith: Hiryoshi in a bad predicament. He bought himself some time.

Hood: I wanna see a fucker go through the table! This is bullshit if it doesn't happen!

Smith: Right now he's dangerously close to just that fate. The tide of the match has changed drastically over the last several minutes.

Hood: I want to see someone get burned. I don't give a shit about close!

Ruff gathers himself after the headbutt and goes back to his original plan as he grabs hold of the chair and heads at Hiroyoshi once again. He swings the chair straight down to clobber Susuki in the head. But Hiroyoshi pulls down on the rope and sends a kick up into the chair sending it BOUNCING back off the face of Johnny Ruff. He drops the chair and spins around stumbling right into a HARD boot to the gut courtesy of Sarah Twilight.

Smith: Backfired! Now Ruff is in a bit of trouble as the "Mistress of Mischief" as she's called, has him in her own sights!

Hood: What the fuck is she doing?

With Ruff doubled over, Sarah locks him into a double underhook position and steadies her feet firmly on the canvas. She takes in a breath and it was pretty obvious she intended on lifting him.

Hood: I don't know who's crazier, this bitch or Lilith? You ain't lifting him sweetheart!

Smith: I ... I don't believe this!

Sarah strains to pick him up, tigerbomb style and it is evident this was not the easiest of tasks for someone of her size but she does manage to get him up and stumbles forward VERY quickly with his weight in front of her carrying the momentum. Ruff is lifted enough to just BARELY make it over the top rope as Sarah releases the tigerbomb and Ruff is sent CRASHING into the FLAMING TABLE BELOW!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Hood: How the fuck?! There is NO WAY! How the hell did that even HAPPEN?!

Smith: I think this capacity crowd is in just as much awe. That is something I never would have expected to see! What a display of ... strength? Or adrenaline? I don't know!

Belvedere: Johnny Ruff has been eliminated!

As Sarah dumps him over the top, it is obvious she exerted a lot of energy to do so and falls against the ropes herself. Hiroyoshi takes advantage of this and grabs Sarah by the hair immediately as she falls against the ropes and pulls her over. She falls onto the apron outside and clutches hold of the bottom rope. Susuki uses his foot to try and push her off the canvas until out of NOWHERE Lilith charges him and NAILS a jumping knee right to his chin which knocks him from the apron and right INTO Johnny Ruff who was being extinguished in the mingled debris of broken table.

Belvedere: Hiroyoshi Susuki has been eliminated!

Smith: Two eliminations just like that! WOW!

Hood: And then there were three.

Smith: The Green Bastard, Lilith and Sarah Twilight remain in this match and one of the three of them will end up with a contract to a championship opportunity of their choosing.

Hood: Green Bastard? Lucky Bastard right now if you ask me. He's in there by himself with two HOT ass chicks!

Smith: I think we've established that Lilith seems to be interested elsewhere.

Hood: Fuck yeah, that makes it even better that she plays for the other team! Lesbos are fucking hot.

Sarah remains on the apron, still holding the bottom rope and catching her breath after such exertion. Lilith does not attempt to eliminate her and instead turns her sights to the Green Bastard who downs her with a clothesline. Green Bastard into the ropes and comes back with a HUGE elbow drop into her chest. He then hauls her up by the hair and tosses her through the ropes instead of over the top. Lilith is sent to the outside.

Smith: That is not an elimination as she did end up going through the ropes instead over over the top.

Hood: No shit. That goofy bastard just screwed up. He could have had her.

Sarah rolls herself under the bottom rope and back into the ring, taking a moment to get back to her feet. She isn't given any reprieve however as Green Bastard grabs hold of her and sends her for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle. He rushes in behind her for a corner splash but she moves out of the way and he nails nothing but turnbuckle. As he bounces backwards from it, Sarah grabs hold of him from behind and uses his own momentum to launch him up and over with a release German suplex. Green Bastard CRASHES in the canvas and again the crowd is in shock.

Hood: I can't believe this shit that I'm seeing!

Smith: Very impresssive, I must admit. But she's spening her energy to pull such things off. That's pretty apparent.

Sarah is down on one knee to catch her breath again after lifting someone much heavier than she for the second time. It takes her a moment to regain herself. But as she sees the Green Bastard making it to his feet, she decides to abandon any further rest periods and heads at him, walking right into an unexpected sidewalk slam. The Green Bastard is up and shakes his head like a madman to get rid of the cobwebs. Sarah struggles back to her feet and Green Bastard allows her to, waiting ... measuring and then ... BULLDOG! Sarah is down and out and as the crowd roars with excitement there was only one thing left to do. Green Bastard climbs the turnbuckle as the fans come UNGLUED and he leaps backwards with his giant frame and comes THUNDERING into Sarah with the BASTARD BOMB!!! The crowd cheers wildly for him!

Crowd: ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

The Green Bastard rises to his feet, already having Sarah pancaked to the canvas and as he listens to the chants his adrenaline rushes. He makes his way up the turnbuckle again.

Smith: Oh my God! He's going for another one! He's going to kill her!

Hood: If she's breathing now, I'm shocked!

Smith: If he nails a second Bastard Bomb, that's it for Sarah Twilight. No question about it.

Hood: Still gotta get her over the ropes, breathing or not.

Smith: Do you even think before you speak?

Hood: Why? Should I?

TGB steadies himself on the top turnbuckle for another backflip leap. The crowd is hooting and hollering WILDLY now, but Green Bastard doesn't notice that Lilith has made her way back into the ring and she grabs hold of the chair discarded by Johnny Ruff earlier on. And ... she THROWS IT at Green Bastard. It sends him off balance and CRASHING down into the RING STEPS below and he bounces from them to the floor and barricade outside where he lays motionless from the fall.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Belvedere: The Green Bastard has been eliminated!

Smith: We are down to two. Lilith and Sarah Twilight. And quite the altercations between them already.

Hood: Honestly, Twilight is toast right now. All Lilith has to do is toss her and it's over.

Smith: Judging from the look on her face, she isn't thinking about that right now.

Lilith turns back her attention to Sarah who was still pretty out of it on the canvas. The raven haired vixen takes a seat on the mat beside Sarah, looking down at her as she brushes Sarah's hair aside in a comforting manner.

Smith: This is just sick! Enough with the mind games already!

Hood: I don't think she's playing games. I think that bitch is horny!

Lilith continues to caress Sarah's face. She leans in and kisses Sarah's forehead as once again her hand grasps Sarah's breast, though this time over the shirt. These actions snap Sarah right out of any daze she'd been left in by the Bastard Bomb and she snaps right up, pushing Lilith away from her. The redhead's eyes narrow as she races to her feet. She reaches down, grabbing a still seated Lilith and sending vicious punches into her face. Sarah is ENRAGED at this point. Lilith forces her way back to her own feet during the barrage and shoves Sarah back, now getting a little ticked herself at how the advances we being reacted to.

Smith: Twilight wants no part of Lilith in that way, whatsoever.

Hood: Oh come on, she should just embrace it. Nothing like a little love ... especially with two chicks.

Sarah moves back in at her only for Lilith to wrap her arms around Sarah and SQUEEZE tightly into the Hug of Doom. Sarah can feel her ribs damn near cracking as Lilith squeezes with all her might. The redhead head-butts and punches away at Lilith but the crazy woman just refused to let go. Finally one GOOD head-butt backs her off. Sarah moves in after her but Lilith catches her with a rake to the eyes with those long nails and follows up with a double arm suplex that sends Sarah back into the mat.

Smith: Thus far, Lilith has been the dominant aggressor here, surprisingly. I guess the fact that Sarah wasn't there to snuggle up woke her up so to speak.

Hood: I don't know if Twilight even knows how to deal with this chick. Tha's why she just needs to give in, she knows she wants to.

Lilith mounts on top of Sarah and starts sending vicious slaps across the redhead's face while yelling at her.

Lilith: THAT WAS NOT VERY NICE! I TRIED TO BE LOVING BUT YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY BAD GIRL!

SLAP!

SLAP!

SLAP!

SLAP!

SLAP!

SLAP!

After slap after slap she sends across Sarah's face until red handprints are visible all over Sarah's cheeks that almost match her shade of hair. Finally, Lilith relents on this assault and grabs a handful of red hair pulling Sarah to her feet. Sarah, however unexpectedly drops Lilith down with a jawbreaker, stumbling her back into the ropes.

Smith: Twilight has been on the receiving end until now. But she needs to mount an offense here.

Hood: She just had the shit slapped out of her! I don't think she's got much left.

Sarah rushes at Lilith who is against the ropes. But Lilith pulls them down and Sarah's own momentum carries her over the top.

Smith: Lilith wins it! Lilith wins it!

Hood: WAIT!

Luckily, Sarah had amanged to grab hold of the top rope herself on the way out and only one of her feet grazed the floor below as she dangled there desperatly trying to pull herself back up. Lilith however, saw the greatest opportunity she'd been presented with the entire night.

Smith: Sarah is in trouble here!

Hood: That smile on Lilith's face is that crazy or that something else?

Smith: I ... I don't know.

With Sarah dangling, Lilith leans against the ropes and slips her hand INTO Sarah's PANTS! The crowd GASPS as she does this and Hood almost loses his shit completely.

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Hood: HOLY SHIT! She's in her panties Smith! Do you SEE this shit? LESBIAN SEX!

Smith: That is a very ... inappropriate place to be grabbing, but I highly doubt that constitutes as sex.

Hood: How do you think lesbos fuck dude? She's fingering a bitch!

Sarah's eyes go wide and her jaw is agape as Lilith's hand once again invades an area it should not. But the problem was, Sarah could do nothing to get Lilith's hand removed. If Sarah let go of the rope, she'd hit the floor and lose. Lilith grinned as big as ever as she remained with her hand in Sarah's pants. Sarah alternated from flailing her legs about and trying to move enough to get free of Lilith's indecent grasp to crossing her legs ... neither of which were helping the situation.

Hood: THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER! FUCKING HELL MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Smith: Calm down! Seriously you are making a fool of yourself.

Hood: Nah, look at Sarah's face, she enjoyis it! I knew it!

Smith: I don't think she's very happy with the predicament.

Sarah remains dangled and being groped in areas she never thought would ever happen in a wrestling match and still has been unable to stop this awkward assault from happening. Finally, she does the only thing she can think of and swings her legs up, with Lilith's hand still in place, and wraps her legs around Lilith's head in a headscissors, pulling her over the top and sending her tumbling into the floor and away from Sarah. It takes Sarah a moment to adjust herself and pull herself back into the ring, but she manages after a VERY awkward final few moments. The bell rings.

Belvedere: Lilith has been eliminated and your winner ... "The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!!!

Smith: WELL deserved victory considering what we just witnessed. I don't know if I'd have kept my head on my shoulders as well as she did at the end there. Either way, Sarah Twilight has herself a contendership to any championship of her choosing!

Hood: Lesbian sex ... she had her hand IN HER PANTIES!

Smith: Give it up already!

"The Only One" by Evanescence begins to play as Sarah composes herself after having been quite embarrassed by Lilith's actions just a few moments ago. Lilith however, wasn’t quite done yet as she climbs back into the ring as if none of that even happened and walks right up to Sarah clapping and hugging her as if they were best friends ... or in love. Sarah LOSES it at this point and SHOVES Lilith off, sending a kick to her gut and hauling her up for The Twilight Zone.

Smith: Enough is enough and Sarah Twilight wasn't tolerating any more of it.

Hood: This is some bullshit, she just gave you victory sex, pre-victory!

But Lilith slides out of the attempt and instead out of NOWHERE PLANTS Sarah with Imagine This! Sarah is laid out on the canvas with Lilith looking down at her once again. The raven haired beauty leans in and begins to kiss an unconscious Sarah on the lips.

Hood: MAKING OUT! HOLY FUCK! DUE THIS CAN'T EVEN GET ANY BETTER!

Smith: Sarah won the match, but I think Lilith may have gotten what she wanted as well in the end. One thing is for certain, when Sarah comes to, she is NOT going to be happy with this.

"The Only One" continues to play as a puzzled crowd watches Lilith continue to kiss the winner of the match. The camera cuts backstage to an excited Jimmy Jenkins who can barely keep himself still. He is fixing his bow tie and glasses as he quickly holds the microphone close to his hand and is visibly shaking with joy.

Jimmy Jenkins: Ladies and gentleman, it is I, Jimmy Jenkins, OCW’s #1 Super Fan bringing you exciting interviews for OCW! I find myself in Jerusalem, Israel, where we are having our AWESOME PPV Genesis and I have the privilege to interview a former OCW Internet Champion who will be refereeing the match between Bob Grenier and Mark Storm later. Everyone please give a warm welcome to… KENSHIN TAKAMURA!!!

The camera pans out just a bit as Kenshin Takamura walks into the scene. He has a confident smirk on his face and nods just a bit in Jimmy’s direction. Back in the arena, the crowd lets out a massive roar of approval for the fan-favorite OCW alumni.

Kenshin Takamura: Thank you, Jenkins. I’m glad to be here to officiate in such a pivotal match for the Internet Division.

Jimmy Jenkins: Now the question on everyone’s mind, Mr. Takamura, is why did you come back for one night only to officiate this match?

Takamura nods his head, knowing quite well that this question was going to pop up, and the answer just seems to come flowing out.

Kenshin Takamura: Well, Jenkins, the Internet Championship has always been very important to me. When Treat Cassidy asked me if I wanted to be the special guest referee for this match, I knew it was my duty to ensure this match was treated with the respect it deserves so I decided I would step foot into an OCW ring once more… but, this time, to make sure everything is nice and smooth. I also intend to make sure that no one pulls a Scott Syren.

Kenshin’s eyes seem to get kind of dark as he mentions Scott Syren’s name.

Jimmy Jenkins: Yes, Scott Syren, the man who, correct me if I’m wrong, threw the OCW Internet Championship into a flaming garbage can? I’m guessing you didn’t take that so well.

Kenshin Takamura: You would be correct in that guess. Noah Mackenzie and I both went to great heights to become the new Internet Champion of the new era only to have Syren spit on that. Who would take that well? But now we have a strong champion in Bob Grenier versus a formidable challenger in Mark Storm. This will be a great match.

Voice: It will be as long as you don’t fuck things up.

Jimmy jumps from the mysterious voice as the camera pans out a little more to reveal General Manager Ian Bishop and his personal bodyguard, Knox. Ian is in a two-piece tuxedo as he examines Jimmy and laughs.

Ian Bishop: Jimmy, I need you to go clean some toilets from me.

Jimmy Jenkins: But sir, I am conducting an interview with the great Kenshin--

Knox grabs Jimmy by his collar and lifts him up in air as he screams. Ian motions Knox to let him go as he falls to the ground. Ian picks Jimmy up and dusts him off.

Ian Bishop: Jimmy, I’m going to be honest with you. If it wasn’t for Treat, I would’ve fired your ass the minute you got off the plane. So you’re lucky that Treat likes you. Now take a fucking hike you idiot.

The crowd boos the General Manager as Jimmy scurries off. Ian laughs as he turns his attention to Kenshin who shakes his head. He doesn’t seem to be intimidated at all by the presence of Ian Bishop or his lackey, Knox.

Kenshin Takamura: Can’t say I’m surprised that you have a bodyguard, you never really could take care of anything in the ring on your own anyway, Bishop. Did Miss Casablancas hand you that Hall of Fame induction too?

A massive “ohhhhhhh” spreads across the crowd in the arena. Ian laughs off the joke from Kenshin as Knox immediately does so as well. Ian straightens out his suit before glaring right up Kenshin.

Ian Bishop: For your information, Ken-SHAN, I was voted into the Hall of Fame by my peers and since it seems you’re so blind, let me give you the facts. It isn’t Brianna who was voted in, and it wasn’t you, it was ME! Now, why you don’t you tell everyone the REAL reason you’re here instead of ‘calling it down the middle.’

Kenshin Takamura: What are you getting at, Bishop? Do you honestly believe YOUR boss would have brought me here to officiate in a match if he thought I had ulterior motives?

Ian Bishop: We all know that your kind is shady. What happened in Japan that caused you come over here? Did they not love you over there? I wouldn’t blame them myself. Trying to come back to OCW to make a cheap buck instead of being a true man and fighting in the ring. Don’t fuck this shit up that we’ve worked hard on making.

Kenshin Takamura: Bishop, you know as well as I do that isn’t the case. Though, if you really want to puff your chest out, maybe I should scare that pride right out of you like I did a few months ago, remember?

Knox begins to take a step forward. Kenshin’s eyes turn to him as he shakes his head.

Kenshin Takamura: Listen, Knox, was it, if I decide to do that, YOU will be the least of my worries. How much does he pay you? Is it REALLY enough to get your skull kicked in? I doubt it. Step back.

Kenshin’s attention turns back to Ian once more.

Kenshin Takamura: As for calling it down the middle goes, there will be a clear cut OCW Internet Champion tonight. That’s why I agreed to this task. I couldn’t care less if Bob Grenier or Mark Storm wins, I just want OCW to have a respectable Internet Champion. Now, as much as I have enjoyed playing catch up with you, Bishop, I have more important matters to deal with.

With that, Kenshin Takamura just walks past Ian. Knox moves out of his way a bit as Kenshin doesn’t even seem to care that the big man is in his way. Once Takamura is out of the camera’s view, Ian stares up at Knox before looking in the direction Kenshin walked off.

Ian Bishop: You better call it down the middle… or there will be hell to pay.

With that, Ian and Knox walk off the camera’s view as we cut again to ringside.

Backstage Danny B can be seen stalking through the hallways, dressed and ready to go despite not wrestling til the end of the night. Some poor man with a clipboard doesn't see Danny in the shadows, and crashes right into him. Ripper looks up, his cold black eyes staring down into the nameless Joe, sending him scrambling backwards in panic. Danny advances on him, smiles and pats him on the shoulder.

Danny: No need friend, no need.

Danny walks off down the hallway, leaving his new friend to rearrange himself. Danny creeps quietly, headed towards the locker room of his tag team partner and opponent for the evening, Amber Ryan. He knew she hated being snuck up on and was loving the idea of scaring her shitless.

As the cheap plaque on the door comes into view, he slows his movements in attempt to reduce awareness of his approach… Hand closing in around the door knob, he goes to barge the door open… Only to be bounced back as the door rattles on its hinges, the lock mechanism holding firmly. Arrogance and complacency turn to concern as another nameless worker approaches, trying to restrain laughter. Perhaps you should try knocking first?

Danny shoots a death stare towards the worker, unable to hide a certain amount of concern before trying to kick the door off its surprisingly sturdy hinges. As the worker moves on with a nonchalant shrug of the shoulders, Danny pulls out his mobile and nimbly searches through contacts before waiting for a familiar voice. A voice that does not come, instead only the tell-tale beginning of ‘Ravenheart’ by Xandria plays from within the confines of the room.

Dammit Amber, pick up

Feverishly mumbling, perhaps hoping his gut instinct is wrong, he waits for a voice that doesn’t seem to be coming. Returning to booting the door, each hit straining the lock, the worker returns slightly bemused by the situation.

Have you considered she doesn’t want to let you in?

Fed up with smart-assery, Danny rushes the nameless worker and lifts him by the front of his shirt, slamming him into the wall.

Do you know who she is? No? Didnt fucking think so! I do, and I know she is way too paranoid to lock herself into a room. Now, if you wouldn't mind, fuck off.

Unceremoniously dropping the unfortunate worker, a clearly agitated Ripper returns to booting the door in, each strike straining the lock until finally it gives way, sending Ripper almost stumbling into the room.

Taking a moment to get his bearings, he’s confronted with an image his gut instinct had warned of- red hair strewn across the floor, limbs positioned awkwardly and no sign of movement. A fallen distorted angel face down on the floor, a bright green feathered dart lodged firmly in her upper back, her pair of the tag titles laid intentionally at her side.

Danny rushes to her side, momentarily failing to notice the somewhat conspicuous absence of the newly won Western title to be unified later that night, he screams for help, and moments later staff come piling into the room, seeing Ripper seething over the fallen form of his comrade.

Smith: Whoever would do something like that must have a death wish, tonight Danny B has a tile match where his career is on the line, and only days ago he lost his closest friend and mentor. And that's not to mention what Ryan's gonna do when she gets hold of whoever did this to her!

Hood: Probably an accident.

Smith: Who shoots someone with a tranq gun by accident?

Hood: I did once, poor Mom.

Smith: You are an accident Hood, one that never goes away. Ladies and gentlemen we will endeavor to keep you updated on the condition of Amber Ryan and it's impact on the main event here tonight.

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Belvedere: This match is scheduled for one fall.

“Underground” by Evermore plays over the PA system as the lights flick off. The big screen turns on, and ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage appears on screen.

Lance Savage: THE DEMON IS HERE!!!

The big screen turns off, and the lights come back on. ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage appears in the ring, holding onto a hammer. The crowd cheers for him, as he holds onto the hammer, and stares at the stage.

Belvedere: Introducing first...

‘The Demon’ Lance Savage stares at Belvedere. Belvedere does not continue to speak.

The lights suddenly turn off, and the big screen turns on. Richard appears on screen mimicking ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage.

Richard: EVIL DICK IS HERE!!!

The big screen turns off, and the lights turn back on. Richard walks down the aisle with a crown of thorns atop his head. Thorns so sharp, digging into his forehead as blood runs down his face. He holds a glass of what looks like blood. He takes a slug off the glass and smiles evilly as blood flows from his chin. The lights shut off again, only to turn back on, as Richard appears in the ring, holding onto a hammer. The crowd jeers him.

Richard: I AM RICHARD CHRIST!!! I WILL DRINK JESUS'S FUCKING BLOOD AND MOSES WILL SUCK MY DICK!!! I WILL FUCKING MURDER LANCE SAVAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS FUCKING RING!!!

Belvedere: And his opponent...

Richard stares at Belvedere, and Belvedere does not continue speaking.

Smith: What the hell is Richard doing?

Hood: He is mimicking Lance Savage.

Smith: Dick is doing what.

Hood: Dick is being a Dick.

The bell rings, and Savage swings the hammer, and hits it into Richard’s crotch. Richard stares down, and looks back up at Lance Savage. Richard then swings his hammer, and hits Savage in the crotch with it. Savage goes down, holding onto his crotch.

Smith: What the hell?

Hood: Don’t say that, Smith. Not here in Jerusalem.

Smith: Sorry. I meant what is going on.

Hood: I don’t think Dick has a Dick.

Richard walks over to Lance Savage, whom is still laying down holding on to his private parts. Richard lifts up the hammer, and repeatedly strikes Savage in the knee with it. After approximately ten hits with the hammer, Richard throws it into the crowd, where it hits a fan in the head, and knocks him unconscious, possibly killing him. Richard exits the ring, and searches under the ring.

Smith: I wonder what Richard is looking for?

Hood: Probably a dick. It looks like he needs one.

Smith: Sure does.

After searching under the ring, Richard drags out a table. He sets the table up, outside of the ring, and enters the ring again. At this time, Savage is slowly getting to his feet. Richard hits Rick Kick (Superkick), and ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage goes down. Richard drags Savage over to the ropes, and pulls him outside. Richard places Savage on top of the table, and goes back to the ring. He climbs onto the apron, and starts climbing the turnbuckle.

Smith: What is Richard planning to do?

Hood: Something that will hurt.

Smith: You are damn right.

Hood: Quit it, Smith. Stop saying those words in Jerusalem.

Smith: Oh, yeah...sorry.

Richard climbs to the top turnbuckle, and stares down at Lance Savage. Suddenly, Lance Savage sits up, climbs the apron, and grabs Richard by the throat.

Smith: Oh, no. It looks like Savage is planning to use his Trademark Maneuver.

Hood: What is it?

Smith: It is called Welcome To Death.

Hood: Well, what does he do?

Smith: You will see.

Lance Savage smiles, and he lifts Richard up, and slams him through the table with a chokeslam. The table breaks, and Richard lays there, completely out of it. The crowd cheers, and chants ‘Yloh Shit...Yloh Shut’ because they cannot say ‘Holy Shit’ in Jerusalem, so they say it backwards.

Hood: Another weird chant by the fans.

Smith: This reminds me of that time where the fans chanted ‘Shit Holy’.

Hood: Those fans were pretty stupid.

Smith: Something we both can agree on.

Lance Savage climbs off of the apron, and searches under the ring himself. He pulls out a television, and places it on the apron.

Smith: What the...A television...under the ring.

Hood: There are a lot of weird shit under that ring.

Smith: Tell me about it.

Hood: OK. Well once there were pliers, and another time, if I am thinking correctly, there was a door once.

Smith: I didn’t mean for you to literally tell me.

Lance Savage picks Richard up, and throws him face first into the television. The television screen shatters, and Richard looks straight at Savage. He grabs Savage, and hits his head onto the television. Then Savage grabs Richard, and hits his head on the television. The continue to do this over and over again.

Smith: That television has been used enough.

Hood: No, look, they just used it again.

Smith: Bloody Hell.

Hood: Smith...you said those words again.

Smith: Oh, bugger.

Finally both men collapse as the television has basically been snapped in half. Both men slowly get up, and enter the ring. They get up slowly, and start striking each other with lefts and rights. Richard hits a strike that stuns Savage, and runs to the opposite ropes. Savage runs after him, and clotheslines him over the top rope, and to the floor. Savage runs to the opposite ropes, and charges back. He leaps over the ropes with a front flip. Richard steps out of the way, and Savage hits his back onto the concrete.

Smith: A hard landing for Savage.

Hood: Go Richard. Go Power and Worth.

Smith: How could you even go for them?

Hood: Because they are the best.

Richard picks Savage up, and drags him up the ramp. Richard drags him to the side of the ramp, and looks to throw him off the edge. Savage starts striking Richard, until Richard staggers backwards. Savage charges at Richard, but Richard knees him in the gut, and throws his head into the steel. Richard smiles at the crowd, as they jeer him.

Smith: Is Savage unconscious.

Hood: I hope so. I am sick of him.

Smith: Well, I am sick of you.

Hood: Really.

Smith: Really.

Hood: Really.

Smith: Really.

Hood: Well, I am sick of you then.

Richard picks Savage up and drags him over to the edge. He is about to throw him off when Savage elbows him in the throat. Richard grabs his throat, and Savage turns around. He picks Richard up, and hits All Finished (BrainBuster) on to the steel. Savage smiles to the crowd as they cheer him.

Hood: These fans are stupid. They cheer Savage, and jeer Richard.

Smith: They are smart, Hood. They cheer for the right person.

Hood: No they don’t. You have to cheer for Power and Worth. They are the best.

Smith: Doubt it.

Savage walks over to Richard, and picks him up. Suddenly, Lance Savage is attacked from behind as Bob Grenier starts beating him continuously. He beats him down until he stops moving. Bob Grenier picks Savage up, and hits Hollinger Park Hangman on the steel.

Hood: That is not the first that he will do tonight. Grenier will beat Storm later with it.

Smith: No he won’t. Bob Grenier sucks.

Hood: Not as much as you do in the evening.

Smith: What is that supposed to mean?

Hood: You know what it is supposed to mean.

Richard gets up, and he hits Dweckinator onto the steel as well. Richard looks at Bob Grenier, and he turns around, and walks backstage. A few seconds later, Bob Grenier comes out, pushing a large fridge. He places the fridge at the edge of the stage, and opens up the door. He pulls out the shelves, and watches as Richard drags Savage in front of the fridge. He picks Savage up, and is ready to toss him into the fridge.

Smith: Oh, no.

Hood: Oh, yes.

Smith: This is not good.

Hood: This is good.

As they prepare to throw Savage into the fridge, the crowd starts to cheer. Mark Storm runs out, and attacks Bob Grenier. Richard goes to attack Storm, but Storm kicks him in the leg, grabs him, and hits The Storm.

Smith: This match has become complete chaos.

Hood: Fuck. Why did Storm have to come out here?

Smith: Because he knew that it was unfair for Savage.

Hood: That was the point. You were meant to leave it unfair. It made the match better.

Storm and Bob Grenier continue to strike it out. Storm starts to get the advantage on Bob Grenier. Bob quickly pokes Storm in the eyes, and runs backstage. Storm chases after him.

Smith: Thank you, God. Mark Storm just chased out Bob Grenier.

Hood: This match has just gotten worse.

Richard and ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage have just gotten to their feet. Richard strikes Savage, as Savage stumbles back towards the fridge. Savage quickly looks behind, and sees what is about to happen. Richard throws another punch, but Savage catches it. Savage strikes Richard in the nose a couple of times, grabs him around the head, and throws him into the fridge. The fridge door closes, and Savage pushes the fridge off of the stage. The fridge falls down ten metres, and hits the concrete.

Smith: Yloh Shit, Yloh Shit.

Hood: What are you saying?

Smith: I am chanting with the fans.

Hood: Now there is another idiot in this arena.

‘The Demon’ Lance Savage climbs down to where the fridge is, and opens the door. Richard lays in the fridge, completely unconscious. Savage picks him up, and places Richard over his shoulder. He carries Richard down to the ring, and rolls him inside. Savage climbs into the ring, and covers Richard for the first pin attempt of the night.

1

2

3...NO!!!

Smith: How did Richard kick out of that?

Hood: Yes. Power and Worth have a chance.

Savage yells out at the fans. He rolls outside, and searches under the ring. He pulls out a table, and slides it into the ring. Savage sets the table up, and picks up Richard. He lifts him up, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. He grabs him by the throat, and is ready to hit Welcome to Death through the table. Suddenly, Savage is struck in the crotch by PerZag, and he goes down.

Smith: Where did PerZag come from?

Hood: His mother’s womb.

Smith: I know that, but I mean just now.

Hood: Oh...from his mother's womb.

PerZag enters the ring, and picks Savage up. He picks him up, and hits a PerZag Perfection (Perfect Plex) through the table. PerZag stands up, and slides outside. He searches under the ring, and pulls out a chair. All of a sudden, ‘Soul Wars’ by Awolnation plays over the PA system as MJ Bell charges towards PerZag. PerZag readies the chair, and as she approaches, he swings it. Bell ducks the chair shot, and the chair goes flying into the crowd, hitting a fan unconscious.

Smith: That is twice that a fan has been knocked unconscious.

Hood: And that is twice that someone has ruined Power and Worth’s plans.

MJ Bell hits PerZag repeatedly, and starts to drag him backstage. They both disappear backstage as Richard climbs to the top rope. He yells out to the crowd ‘MOONSAULT’. Richard flips backwards to hit a moonsault, but Savage quickly gets to his feet, and catches Richard in the process, hitting Vicious Death on the broken table. Richard collapses, and ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage goes for the pin.

1

2

3!!!

Belvedere: And the winner of this match....‘THE DEMON’ LANCE SAVAGE.

The lights suddenly turn off, and then they flick back on. Lance Savage is gone, and Richard is gone, and the broken table is gone. Everything that was used in this match, has suddenly disappeared.

Smith: What has happened now? Where has everything gone?

Hood: Away, it went away.

Smith: As useful as ever Hood: If that happened here though, I dread to think what might happen throughout the rest of the night, especially during Power and Worth's matches.

Hood: Whatever happens, it will be awesome.

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Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a Tables Match and the winner will receive a shot at the OCW Internet Championship!!

The arena lights go dark and suddenly there is a pounding of a drum, akin to a beating heart as a spotlight shines down upon the OCW ntry ramp, showing where a sigil of some sort has appeared during the few seconds of darkness.

The double beat sounds once again and the light vanishes, and all is black once again. A third repetition sounds, and the spotlight is back, revealing that a black guantleted hand has torn through the metal mesh of the entry ramp. A fourth and the arena lights come back up, but in a sinister blood red as the hideous flame-hued mask of Legion appears on the jumbotron.

The monster has torn himself free of the entry ramp and raises his arms as guitars play for a moment and columns of flame light up the OCW arena, sending the lights back to their normal state. Legion walks to the ring, rolling under the bottom rope and stands, raising his left hand into the air.

Belvedere: Introducing first, From Hell…standing 6’10 and weighing in at 286lbs…Legion!!

Reach Out by Scott Stapp plays and Gateman walks onto the stage and looks around. Legion rolls out of the ring while Gateman is basking in the mixed reaction he’s receiving from the overseas crowd. Gateman raises arms to the side as gold pyro falls down over him. Gateman walks down the ramp, ignoring fans

Belvedere: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…standing 6’4 and weighing in at 255lbs…Brandon Gatemaaaa….

Belvedere’s intro is interrupted as Gateman is suddenly assaulted outside of the ring by Legion!! Legion, who was standing on the other side of the nearest ring post, shot out from around it, drilling Gateman in the side of the head with a vicious elbow. Gateman staggers around, dazed. Legion grabs Gateman by the back of his head and hurls him face first into the ring post!! Gateman’s head ‘pings’ off the post causing his body to collapse to the ground as the fans boo Legion’s dastardly attack.

Smith: This match hasn’t even started yet and Legion is already taking it to Gateman…this isn’t fair!

Hood: Fuck that…you want to know what isn’t fair? Sitting at an announce table during a tables match featuring a guy who thinks he’s from Hell.

Smith: Are you doubting whether or not Legion is really from Hell?

Hood: I’m just saying, you don’t mean a whole lot of people from south of the Earth’s crust, is all. Maybe earthworms

Smith: Whatever

Legion has ripped a standard fold out table out from underneath the OCW ring. Efficiently, he sets it up at ringside before turning his attention to Gateman, who is seated up against the guardrail with a red welt forming on his forehead. Legion kicks Gateman in the face, keeping him stunned. He lifts Gateman to his feet and drags him over towards the table. Legion lifts Gateman up with ease before thrusting him down viciously with a jackknife powerbomb through the table!! The fans boo as several of them look around, wondering if Legion had just won the match.

Smith: In case you’re wondering at home, folks…this match is not over…mainly due to the fact it has yet to start.

Hood: Might as well be, Gateman is all kinds of fucked up

Smith: A pretty sad turn of events, especially when you consider his brother flew all the way out here to cheer him on.

Hood: Yea, well maybe they can make use of the rest of the weekend by finding religion or something.

Scruff leans over the ropes, informing Legion that he has to get Gateman back into the ring for the match to officially start. Legion yanks Gateman to his feet, tossing him under the bottom rope and inside the squared circle. Legion then unearths another table from underneath the ring, setting it up in a very similar position as the previous table before it was destroyed. Legion steps up onto the ring apron, steps over the top rope and enters the ring with the bell sounding. The fans cheer as the match is finally underway.

Smith: For those of you unaware, Brandon Gateman is coming off a seven year absence of intense in-ring action. He was hoping tonight might be the night where he finally re-established himself as a formidable figure in the professional wrestling industry once again…sadly, it appears that won’t be happening.

Hood: I don’t know what he fucking expected…so the guy eliminates two people from a battle royal, awesome…but that doesn’t mean you’re going to defeat some near seven foot monster in a tables match. How the fuck is he even going to pick him up?

Smith: I have not a clue…speaking of Legion, the scariest aspect of his size is not so much his height or imposing presence, but his agility. Typically a man of that stature can lose his balance fairly easily, falling to the mat and struggling to return to his feet.

Hood: He’s pretty agile, eh?

Smith: Indeed

Hood: Can he moonwalk?

Smith: I don’t know

Hood: How about disco?

Smith: How is this relevant? Tell you what, why don’t you go ask him?

Hood: On second thought, those facts are pretty irrelevant, I think I’ll just sit here and contemplate what being born in Hell is like.

Back inside the ring, Legion pulls Gateman to his feet, whipping him into the nearest corner. Gateman hits hard as Legion rushes in, driving a hard elbow underneath the chin of Gateman. Gateman leans forward, hanging onto the ropes to keep from falling face first onto the mat. Noticing this, Legion lifts a high knee into Gateman’s face, sending him over the top rope and crashing all the way to the lightly padded outside floor. The fans grimace in pain as Gateman is really being taken to task early on.

Smith: Ya know, the really awful thing about all of this is how Legion enjoys dismantling his opponents even when the win is already all but secured. In other words, this could be a long evening for Brandon Gateman.

Hood: Awful? How about awesome…I don’t think OCW needs guys who have been sitting on their couch for seven straight years wrestling on Pay Per Views. Legion is simply weeding out the Richard’s from the roster.

Smith: Richard is wrestling tonight as well

Hood: Fuck me, seriously? Like in a singles match or some kind of massive battle royal where even the bums living in the dumpsters surrounding Jerusalem are invited?

Smith: Singles match

Hood: Holy shit

Legion steps through the ropes, dropping safely to the floor on the outside. Scruff heads out there to keep pace of the action. Legion yanks Gateman to his feet before nailing him on the top of his head with a bionic elbow. Gateman staggers back against the ring steps. Legion rushes forward, drilling Gateman in the head with a big boot, sending Gateman’s body hurling over the steps, landing on top of his head on the other side, effectively leaving his body folded up with his ass pointing in the air.

Smith: More methodical dissection taking place right in front of us. As a positive, though, Scruff’s feet look extremely clean…cleanest I’ve ever seen them.

Hood: Oh yea, due to his long, crazy brown hair and beard, many people in Jerusalem thought he was Jesus. So they kept washing his feet. Scruff has a huge foot fetish, he didn’t really mind.

Smith: Gross!

Gateman unfolds himself and crawls around the ring, attempting to distance himself as much as possible from Legion. In doing so, he looks up and spots his brother, Beavis, seated in the front row, looking on with concern. This seems to inspire a second wind within Gateman as, while looking up, a determination flashes across his eyes. This brief moment has allowed Legion an opportunity to catch up to Gateman. He bends down, grabbing Gateman by the hair…this time however, Gateman whirls around and punches Legion in the face!! Legion staggers back, not hurt, just propelled from the force of the flush strike. Gateman hurries to his feet and continues punching Legion with lefts and rights as the fans start to rally behind him.

Smith: Here we go!! Brandon Gateman has new life!

Hood: Did his brother just toss him some cocaine or something? Where is this energy coming from??

Smith: It’s internal inspiration, Hood. It happens when people you care about are there for support.

Hood: Sounds like some kind of voodoo witch craft magic to me

Legion is backed up against the steel ring post as Gateman jumps into the air and drills him with a superman punch!! The back of Legion’s head smacks against the post. Gateman remains on his feet as he grabs Legion’s head, repeatedly ramming the back of it into the unforgiving steel post. The fans count along with every ‘ping’ before reaching a count of fifteen. Gateman finally steps away, taking a moment to signal to his brother.

Smith: I wouldn’t take my eyes off of Legion for too long, he seems to have a high threshold for pain.

Hood: So, like a masochist

Smith: Maybe, I don’t know, he’s billed as from Hell…so probably.

Hood: Do you think he would intentionally lose an inferno match just to burn himself?

Smith: How the heck would I know that?

Hood: Just a question man, chill down

Legion stands up straight behind Gateman, showing no effects from the beating his head just took. Beavis points for Gateman to turn around. As Gateman does, he is met with a lariat from Legion, taking him to the ground! Several fans boo while some just look on in shock that Legion is seemingly unaffected by a series of blows that would have knocked out ninety percent of the world’s population. Legion yanks Gateman back up, tossing him into the ring.

Smith: This maniac is apparently impervious to pain

Hood: Yea, Gateman needs to quit flirting with that guy in the front row and pay attention

Smith: That’s his BROTHER…how have you missed that?

Hood: Sorry if I don’t memorize every member of our roster’s fucking family, geez

Smith: Whatever!

Legion steps back over the top rope, entering into the ring. Gateman is on his feet as well, leaning against the ropes opposite of Legion. Legion rushes in, looking to clothesline Gateman as the table he previously set up is just on the other side of those ropes. Before Legion can reach Gateman, Gateman ducks his clothesline, causing Legion to run into the ropes. He grabs the top rope, keeping himself from tumbling over. Gateman stops in the middle of the ring, he turns around and rushes at Legion, sending him over the top rope with a clothesline!! The fans stand in suspense to see if he goes through the table! Legion lands on his feet on the apron, with his hands holding the top rope tightly. The back of his left heel hits the table, cracking but not breaking it. The fans groan with disappointment

Smith: That table almost broke…I mean, does that count? Does it?

Hood: Does the fucking thing look broke to you?

Smith: No, just kind of bent

Hood: Yes, bent, just like your penis…would you say your penis is broken?

Smith: My penis is not bent! What would make you say such a thing?

Hood: Hookers name names, Smith

Smith: I have never been with a lady of the night in my life!

Gateman wastes no time in attempting to capitalize on this fortuitous situation. He rushes at Legion with an attempted shoulder block…Legion, though, lashes out with a backhand, smacking Gateman right in the face. Gateman staggers nearly across the ring from the impact, shaking his head with his eyes winced in pain. Legion turns around and picks up the cracked table. He bends it in half, breaking it…but not going through it…there is a different, folks. With the table folded in half, he hurls it with both hands across the ring like a Frisbee at Gateman. Fans yell at Gateman to look up. He does, just in time, ducking the giant, twirling piece of wood as it flies through the ropes and smacks up against the announce table.

Smith: Hey! That was close! And my monitor is out now…how am I supposed to call this match?

Hood: I don’t know, look inside the fucking ring that’s like 10 FUCKING FEET away from us

Smith: So unprofessional…there should be a rule about hurling giant pieces of wood…this Legion guy is totally out of control.

Hood: What is this world coming to when a guy FROM HELL can’t be trusted to stay in control?

Smith: Indeed

With the stunned visual of a giant piece of wood flying at him all but gone, Gateman refocuses on the task at hand and sprints at Legion, who is still standing on the apron. Gateman leaps into the ropes with a spear, drilling Gateman in the midsection!! Both men go flying away from the ring, landing hard on the outside!! Legion lands hard with the back of his head whiplashing onto the ground. The top of Gateman’s head smacks on the ground as well. He rolls around, holding his head in pain while Legion just slowly sits up, apparently unscathed.

Smith: That’s it…this guy can’t be stopped.

Hood: I don’t know why Gateman just DDT’d himself like that on the floor…pretty fucking stupid.

Smith: It was a spear, Hood

Hood: OR…maybe Legion has like magical vacuum powers and he sucked Gateman into him like a magnet does to metal before delivering that DDT.

Smith: No, that is entirely NOT what happened

Hood: Hey, it’s possible…I’m just saying, the guy is from Hell…the Devil has pretty impressive powers.

Legion slithers up to his feet causing many fans around him to recoil in fear and uneasiness. He yanks Gateman to his feet, dragging him around the ring, nearest to his brother, Beavis. Beavis looks on with concern as Legion starts to take pleasure in punching Gateman in the face with short jabs right in front of Beavis. Beavis grits his teeth, contemplating jumping over the railing to help out. Legion lifts Gateman in the air for a powerslam but drops him throat first across the railing right in front of Beavis. Beavis, who was drinking a club soda WITH lime, throws it into Legion’s face. Legion shakes his head, wiping the substance from his eyes. While he’s stunned Beavis yells at Gateman to get up.

Smith: A little help never hurt anyone

Hood: HEY! Somebody get that crazy fan out of here! Who does he think he is?

Smith: That’s Brandon Gateman’s brother, Beavis!

Hood: Really?

Smith: YES!

Gateman reaches his feet and he runs into the back of Legion with a high knee. Legion staggers forward into the guard rail, grabbing the top of it with both hands before turning around and drilling Gateman in the head with a huge right hand. Gateman staggers back, near the announce table. Legion methodically heads for him. Gateman reaches over, grabbing at the chair Belvedere is seated in. Belvedere sits up as Gateman folds the chair up and rams it into Legion’s midsection. Instead of doubling over like a normal person would, Legion just kind of staggers back. Gateman then nails Legion in the head with the chair…again, he just kind of shifts to the side due to the impact more than anything else.

Smith: Here we go, c’mon Brandon!!

Hood: So you’re advocating cheating now…in the holy land of all places, you damn charlatan

Smith: This is a table’s match, it isn’t cheating

Hood: How about poor Belvedere? Now he has nothing to sit on…are you saying you hate Belvedere?

Smith: We can find another fold out chair for Belvedere, I’m sure

Hood: Can we, Smith? CAN WE?

Smith: Shut up

Gateman continues to smack Legion in the head with chair shots with the big man staggering but failing to collapse to the ground. Finally, with the chair completely dented and absolutely useless, Gateman tosses it aside with Legion still on his feet. Gateman leaps onto Legion and quickly applies a Front Face Lock. He has his arm underneath Legion’s chin, effectively cutting his air flow off. Gateman gets Legion down on one knee as he flexes his arms, applying more pressure. Beavis claps in the background as for the first time in this match it feels as if Gateman is in control.

Smith: He’s got the big man down to one knee, here we go!!

Hood: Chair shots, choking…rogue fans…can Gateman do anything without breaking the rules?

Smith: I’m tired of debating the legalities of a table’s match with you, it’s exhausting

Hood: Not as exhausting as poor Belvedere having to stand because some dickface stole his fucking chair.

Smith: Whatever

Legion is down to both knees as Gateman wraps his legs around Legion’s midsection fully sinking the hold in. Legion finally goes down face first to the ground with Gateman straining as much as his body will allow, hoping to choke the life from Legion’s body. Finally, Scruff lifts Legion’s arm up…it falls limply to the ground. Gateman releases the hold and stands up, looking down at Legion’s body with a sense of accomplishment. He kicks Legion over onto his back before stomping his face in a few times for good measure.

Smith: Okay Gateman, you have control now…it’s time to put the big man away

Hood: HEY…what happened to being unbiased?

Smith: I’m sorry, but I can’t pull for a guy from Hell when we’re in Jerusalem

Hood: He isn’t really from Hell…he was probably born in a McDonald’s kitchen somewhere which, while resembling Hell, isn’t really Hell

Smith: McRib is coming back soon, I think

Hood: Fuck yes!

Gateman crouches down and reaches under the ring. He starts pulling table after table out from under the ring until he has four tables piled up. He lifts them all up at once, which probably wasn’t too smart as he grabs his back once he’s set them on the apron. Not really thinking ahead there…but, anyway, he’s got them on the apron and he efficiently shoves them into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He proceeds to slide in under the bottom rope and commences in leaning each table against a corner. With three in place, he goes for the fourth…as he does, in the background, we see Legion slowly sit up outside the ring. A stupid, timid female shrieks because she hates horror movies.

Smith: Oh no…Legion is getting back to his feet!

Hood: I guess now he’s received his second wind…literally…ha ha ha ha

Smith: Terrible, terrible joke

Hood: Yea, well, we are in Jerusalem

Smith: What does that have to do with your failed attempt at humor?

Hood: Oh, hey, look over there!

Smith looks but sees nothing. Hood has achieved his goal in changing the subject. Meanwhile, Gateman has finally nestled all four tables into each corner. Once finished, he turns and heads for what he thinks is a subdued, unconscious Legion. Instead, he finds all six feet, ten inches of horror waiting for him at ringside. Gateman looks down over the top rope as Legion reaches up, grasping Brandon’s throat! Legion steps up onto the apron with one leg, followed by his second before lifting Gateman up and slamming him into the mat with a chokeslam!

Smith: This guy is unstoppable…I don’t see how you defeat a man or creature like Legion.

Hood: Well, hip tossing him into a corner might be a start

Smith: Indeed, you have to think due to Legion’s size and propensity to withstand any and everything short of a nuclear missile forced Gateman’s hand there. He’s simply going to play the odds here that eventually Legion might…

Hood: Stumble and fall head first into a corner?

Smith: Indeed

Legion steps back in over the top rope, re-entering into the ring. Quickly, he pulls Gateman to his feet and Irish whips him towards the nearest corner. Gateman, fully aware there is a table awaiting his impact, leaps in the air and spreads his legs, avoiding the table by landing on the middle rope. He bounces on the rope a few times to gain some momentum before leaping off with a reverse cross body intended for Legion. Legion catches Gateman in mid air and in one fluid motion, hoists him up over his shoulder. He moves to drop Gateman into the table with a powerslam, but Gateman slides off Legion’s shoulder while grasping Legion’s head underneath his arm. Gateman then drops Legion to the mat with an Inverted DDT!

Smith: What a great reversal by Brandon Gateman, the action is really starting to pick up inside the ring. It’s nice to see a wrestling move…I have to say, Genesis in Jerusalem has been a blast so far.

Hood: I know and we’ve only heard one unexplained explosion since arriving at the arena earlier today.

Smith: Wow, color me impressed

Hood: And what color would that be, exactly?

Smith: It’s just a saying, Hood

Gateman delivers a couple of clubbing blows to the chest of Legion as he remains laid out on his back near the center of the ring. Gateman reaches his feet and looks at the table nestled neatly in the corner. He climbs through the ropes and ascends to the top turnbuckle, gripping the top of the table with his hands. Legion suddenly sits up and begins his slither like return to his feet as Gateman leaps off the top turnbuckle, looking to drive the table through Legion! Legion, though, reaches out and grabs the table, keeping it from going through him. Gateman lands on his feet, still holding onto the top edge. Legion puts his head down and drives the table back into the corner, squishing Gateman. He reaches back with the table again before thrusting the table ahead a second time, squishing Gateman once more. Gateman slinks to the ground as a result of the impact. Legion hurls the table aside. It falls innocently to the mat with Gateman’s body exposed leaning up against the bottom turnbuckle.

Smith: Valiant effort there by Brandon Gateman but, yet again, Legion just won’t stay down long enough for Gateman to finish him off.

Hood: I think Gateman needs to change his name…he sounds too much like some kind of Marketing Executive for Shell Oil.

Smith: Shell Oil?

Hood: Alright, maybe something more ominous and treacherous, like the Marketing Executive of BP.

Smith: I will never buy stocks again, ever.

Hood: Haha, yea, didn’t you own Enron stock as well?

Smith: Leave me alone.

Hood: What’s next, Malaysian Airlines? Haha

Smith gives Hood a look of ‘too far, man’. Anyway, back to the match. Legion sets the table up in the middle of the ring before going after Gateman. Yanking Gateman to his feet, Legion moves to lift him up…Gateman, though, fights back with a huge European Uppercut which sends the big man staggering back. Gateman leans against the ropes for support, obviously fatigued. He sucks it up and quickly ascends back to the top. He leaps off the ropes right into Legion’s arms! Legion lifts Gateman up into a powerbomb position, looking to send him through the table. Gateman fights back, drilling Legion with lefts and rights. Gateman then goes for a Huricanrana but is unable to pull it all the way off. He is left hanging upside down as Legion holds onto Gateman’s legs and quickly takes advantage of the positioning by sitting down into a Boston Crab!! Gateman yells out in pain, reaching for the bottom rope.

Smith: The pace is quickening as both men appears ready to try and secure the victory here.

Hood: Seems like a lot of work, fighting this hard for the Internet Title.

Smith: I’ll have you know some great names have held that title…Scott Syren, Bob Grenier, PerZag, Top Dog, Jin Royale, Jason Stone, Mark Kelley, Silverfreak, Scorpion, Lurrr and Kylo.

Hood: And Hardcore Timmay

Smith: Well, they can’t all be winners

Hood: Yea, just like Malay….

The censors instantly cut Hood’s headset off. Gateman reaches the ropes but, much to his dismay, finds that Scruff won’t order a release due to this being a Table’s match. Gateman realizes he’s going to have to get out of his one on his own. He starts to climb the ropes using his hands. As he does, he lifts himself further from the mat which, in turn, pulls Legion back to his feet. Once he reaches the top rope, Gateman wiggles his legs, attempting to get free…he then jerks them to the left, causing Legion to stagger and loosen his grip. Gateman is able to rip one leg free and he uses it to kick Legion in the back. Legion stumbles near the table. Gateman drops to his feet and, purely on instinct, he senses Legion is near the table and he lunges forward, drilling Legion with a superkick!!! Legion falls over the table, landing back on his feet before staggering up against a table leaning up in a nearby corner. Gateman darts in, avoiding the table and goes for a spear!! Legion moves!! Gateman grabs onto the ropes, keeping himself from crashing through the propped up table. Legion hooks Gateman from behind, around the midsection and he tosses Gateman over his head with a Release German Suplex!! Gateman lands on top of the table but slides off without the table breaking! The crowd reacts with mostly surprise and a bit of shock.

Smith: I can’t believe that table didn’t break!!

Hood: *silence*

Smith: Yea, that’s what you get for being insensitive

Hood: *muffled, in and out* Give me half of your headset

Smith: No! Get away from me!

Hood: C’mon, let me squeeze in here

Smith: You smell like dill pickles!

Hood: Thanks

Hood weasels his way into half of Smith’s headset. Legion makes his way towards Gateman who rolls over and sees Legion heading his way. Gateman promptly rolls out of the ring to gather himself. Legion heads through the ropes to chase after him. Gateman walks briskly around the ring, knowing that pace is quick enough to stay ahead of Legion. As he’s walking, something catches his eye sticking out from underneath the ring. Our view is obstructed by a giant fat fan. He reaches down, obtains it and tucks it away in his trunks before rolling back into the ring. Legion steps onto the apron and enters as well. Gateman greets him upon entry peppering Legion with lefts and rights. Legion staggers near a corner, leaning up against a table. Gateman kicks Legion in the gut before taking a few steps back. He leaps in the air for a drop kick, but Legion shoves Gateman’s legs away causing him to fall face first onto the mat. Legion yanks Gateman back to his feet, wrapping his giant hand around his neck. He lifts Gateman up in the air for another chokeslam…this time he drops Gateman into left handed uppercut!! Gateman collapses to the ground leaving Legion in total control.

Smith: Legion calls that the Guiding Hand

Hood: I would have called it the “No More Teeth Punch”

Smith: And that is why you aren’t allowed to name anything

Hood: Dude, your ear is hurting mine, how about you step away

Smith: Excuse me, this is MY headset…you’re the one invading my personal space.

Hood: I’m just saying, you have sharp ears…might want to do something about that

Lifting Gateman back to his feet, Legion looks to finish him off once and for all. With Gateman’s back to Legion, he lifts Gateman up for an atomic drop. Gateman, though, quickly takes advantage of the fortuitous positioning, latching into Legion’s head and instantly dropping him with the BKO!!! Legion’s body flat lines on the mat as the crowd erupts with cheers.

Smith: The BKO!!! Brandon Gateman can win this thing!

Hood: Stop yelling, I’m right here

Smith: It’s for the fans, not you

Hood: Yea, but your squeals really hurt my ears when our heads are pressed together

Smith: I do NOT squeal

Hood: Haha, yea ya do

Finally reaching his feet, Gateman pulls Legion to his and carefully lays him out on the table which is still standing in the middle of the ring. Gateman then reaches into his trunks.

Hood: Look! He’s channeling former Internet Champion Scott Syren!! He’s going to piss all over Legion!

Smith: He is not!!

Gateman pulls his hand out to reveal a skinny rope! The crowd suddenly gets the gist of what he’s about to do and throws their support fully behind him.

Smith: See?!

Hood: I’m sorry, but when a man reaches into his pants I just assume he’s going to whip his dick out.

Smith: You’ve watched way too many porn videos

Gateman grabs both of Legion’s arms, pulling them downward, behind the back of the table. In hurried fashion, he ties them together, around the table. Gateman then stands straight up and heads for the nearest corner with Legion tied down to the table.

Smith: Wow, that was some quick knot making

Hood: Guy must have been a cub scout…that means he was probably molested which explains his quasi-homosexual relationship with that random fan and him reaching for his dick with Legion lying in front of him on a table.

Smith: Okay, none of that is remotely factual and that ‘fan’ is his BROTHER

Hood: Oooohhh, so his sexual delinquency goes far deeper than I ever imagined.

Smith: You know what; you don’t get to use my headset anymore.

Smith slaps Hood away, finally reclaiming full capacity of his headset. Hood sits back with his arms folded, angry. Back in the ring, Gateman is slowly ascending to the top of the corner as Legion tries to sit up, suddenly realizing that his hands are tied behind his back and around the table. He begins to struggle, looking to break free from this unexpected confine.

Smith: Brandon Gateman had better hurry…I know Legion is tied down, but that rope was not very thick. I could easily see him tearing free if Gateman wastes too much time pulling this off.

Gateman reaches the top and places his hands on the edge of the table leaning up against his corner for leverage. He looks down at Legion, who is still struggling while tied up. Gateman bounces a few times before leaping off…as he does, Legion breaks free! Legion pops to his feet as Gateman comes down with a Guillotine Leg Drop attempt. Legion springs forward, catching Gateman in mid air and SPEARING him THROUGH the table in the corner!!! The crowd rises in shock as the bell sounds.

Belvedere: Here is your winner…AND THE NEW #1 CONTENDER TO THE OCW INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP….LEGION!!!!!

Smith: Holy Hamburgers!! What quickness…what agility!!

Hood is silent, pouting that his headset isn’t working.

Smith: Oh come on, this isn’t going to be any fun if you whine all day…guys, turn his headset back on, I promise he won’t say anything racist, derogatory, sexist or homophobic the rest of the night.

Hood picks up his head set, finding them to be functioning properly.

Hood: How dare you squash my first amendment rights!

Smith: It wasn’t me

Hood: What are you, Shaggy?

Legion steps over the top rope, exiting the ring without any celebratory gestures or motions whatsoever. Gateman remains in the ring, slowly rolling over onto his stomach, clutching the bottom rope.

Smith: Gateman gave it his all…you have to think, given a different opponent and Gateman would have won tonight.

Hood: I don’t know, I doubt he would have beaten Hercules

Smith: That movie looks terrible.

Hood: Brett Ratner is a fag

Gateman reaches his feet and looks down at his brother who is giving him a standing ovation. The crowd joins in, showing their appreciation for the veteran’s efforts as its clear to them he’s still got it.

Smith: Regardless of the outcome, I think it’s safe to say Brandon Gateman is going to be a force in OCW.

Hood: Yea, I’ll give it to him, he’s pretty fucking good

Smith: Indeed, Smith: Ladies and gentlemen, I am being informed that there is a situation unraveling backstage, can we get a camera back there?

The PPV footage cuts backstage as it shows the three members of Power and Worth, PerZag, Bob Grenier and Richard. They are backstage discussing what happened during Monsters Ball when MJ Bell walks by. The three men begin to follow her when MJ goes on the defense by attacking Richard. She clothesline Richard down but is then double-teamed by Bob and PerZag. Bob and PerZag start to kick her as she falls to the ground.

PerZag: This is why you do not mess with us. You ruined Richard’s match, you stupid whore.

PerZag picks MJ up and throws her over to Bob, who is looking to put her into his Dragon Sleeper but MJ moves out of the way so out of nowhere Danny appears to spear Bob out! MJ and Bob both fall to the ground as Danny gets up and starts to brawl with PerZag when OCW alumni and referee later for the Internet Title match Kenshin Takamura gets between PerZag and Danny brawling. PerZag stops the brawl as Bob and Richard get up.

PerZag: You better watch the fuck out Danny and Kenshin. You do not want to deal with us.

Power and Worth walk away as MJ is helped to her feet by Takamura, Ripper in the meantime has vanished.We cut back to ringside.

Smith: Well, there you have it, Power and Worth trying to get the advantage going into the world championship match later on tonight, it's not enough that Amber Ryan may not make it in, but PerZag and company are trying to make sure that MJ doesn't make it either! Thank God Danny B was there.

Hood: Why was he there though? Shouldn't he be off brooding somewhere?

Smith: I get the suspicion that since the attack on Amber earlier tonight, he's had his eye on Power and Worth, he probably, like me, suspect they are the ones behind it.

Hood: Why would they do that? They are all worthy enough anyway!

Smith: Maybe for the same reason they tried to take out MJ before the match!

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Belvedere: This match is slated for one fall, a Holy City Streetfight. No Rules, the winner can win by pinfall, tap out, or total knockout. The winner will become the Hardcore champion! Ladies and gentlemen, we take you now, to Gaza Street via satellite where our two combatants will wage war at the Damascaus Wall to crown a champion for the vacant Hardcore championship, without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen please give CAUTION and ROBERT a warm welcome!

The cameras pan the Jerusalem countryside before showing what looks to be a back alley somewhere near the arena. An old Ford F150 sits idling. Caution sits in the driver’s side smoking a rolled cigarette, listening to country music. Robert walks up eating a Twinkie. He eyes Caution, and at that very moment the two men’s eyes meet. Caution throws the truck into gear and gives chase to Robert. Robert drops his Twinkie and ducks out of the way as the old Ford lunges at Robert. The truck smashes into a building narrowly missing Robert.

Smith: Wow! Caution wasting no time here, trying to kill his opponent!

Hood: C’mon Robert, get up and kick his ass!

Robert picks up a wooden pallet from the ground and throws it at the truck, it hits the windshield smashing it to pieces. Caution tries to get out but the door is stuck. Robert walks to the driver’s door and punches out the driver’s window. Caution ducks the glass, but Robert grabs him by the throat and yokes him out of the truck. Robert lifts him up over his head, pulls him down and pushes him back up as if he’s doing reps with Caution’s two hundred and fifty five pound frame. Robert holds him above his head and yells ‘MNOOSE!’ and drops him to the concrete street below.

Smith: Unreal military press slam there from Robert.

Hood: Damn I really underestimated Robert. For a man teetering on obesity he really has some power!

Caution rolls around in pain on the concrete while Robert stomps at his midsection. Robert goes back to the bed of the truck, opening up a tool box and pulls out a demo saw. He begins cranking the engine but the demo saw won’t fire. Robert tries to trouble shoot the saw but wastes too much time as Caution is back to his feet wielding a red metal gas can, he runs toward Robert with the gas can over his head he swings it smashing Robert in the face with it. Robert falls to the ground. ‘Check for gas next time dumbass!’ Caution yells. Caution pours gas into the demo saw and fires it up. He revs the engine up as he runs the blade close to Robert’s face. Robert moves just in time with a kick to the balls of Caution. Caution falls to his knees dropping to the ground in pain, dropping the saw and killing the engine in the process. Robert gets up and grabs the demo saw and hits Caution in the face with the butt of the saw opening up his nose. Blood drains from Caution’s nose as Robert rips the pull cord out, and wraps it around the throat of Caution.

Smith: Holy smokes! Robert is going to choke out Caution!

Hood: Caution is starting to lose a lot of blood from that beak of his.

Robert tightens the grip around Caution’s neck as Scruff checks Caution and makes the count… (1…) (2…) Scruff picks up Caution’s arm that quickly falls to his side limply (3…) as Robert tightens the cord even more, Caution can barely breath (4…) (5…) Scruff picks up Caution’s arm once more, as it falls to his side again Caution somehow raises it up digging in deep Caution shakes his arm trying to regain his composure. Robert looks down shocked. Caution slowly gets to his feet, Scruff stops counting. Robert is forced to loosen the grip of the cord instead hitting Caution with the butt of the saw again, knocking Caution into the side of the truck. Robert grabs Caution by the back of the neck opens the passenger side door and shoves Caution’s head into the cab of the truck slamming the door onto Caution’s neck! Caution falls down to his knees but Robert helps him up, only to slam the door onto him again. Robert pulls him out of the truck and pushes him to the ground. Robert climbs up to the bed rail and hollers ‘MNOOSE!’ and jumps off hitting a splash onto Caution into a quick hook of the leg.

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Kick out!

Smith: I can’t believe Caution kicked out of that. Hood: Old man’s got balls.

Robert can’t believe Caution kicked out. Caution’s face is still covered in blood. Robert helps Robert to his feet and swings his butt, butting him back into the side of the truck. Caution slings into the truck, but manages to snag a nail gun. He points it at Robert and fires. His aim is a little off but manages to lodge two nails into Robert. One into his shoulder and one into his chest. Robert screams out in pain falling back into the side of the building into bags of trash. Caution grabs a shop rag out from the back of his jean shorts and wipes off the blood from his face. He takes the rag and looks at it, running his tongue across his bloody rag.

Hood: This mother fucker is nuts!

Smith: What about Robert!? He’s got to be one hurting unit after those nails.

Robert leans against the building looking down at his injuries. He pulls the nail from his chest out as blood spews from his wound. Robert closes his eyes in pain. Before he can pull the one from his shoulder, Caution is over him with a ‘Gaza Street’ sign. He wallops Robert over the head with the sign. Before throwing it down to the ground he grabs Robert and drops him onto the sign with a DDT! Caution makes the cover.

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Kickout!

Smith: I cannot believe the strength of these two men! You’ve got a man that has a nail stuck into his shoulder blade and he’s still fighting!

Hood: It’s all fat though he’ll be fine.

Smith: SHOULDER BLADE, Hood! Tell me, please, where’s the fat exactly?

Hood: *Shrugs*

Caution wastes no time continuing his abuse on Robert. Caution punches Robert but Robert fires back with a punch of his own. The two hardcore assassins exchange hard rights and lefts back and forth. Robert head butts Caution who falls backwards, Robert gets up and hits a short arm clothesline falling back into the truck. The base of this Hardcore rules match. Robert grabs Caution by the back of the head and smashes his head into the hood of the truck, denting it all to hell. Robert lifts Caution up and levels him with a powerbomb into the trash bags. Caution holds his back in pain as Robert grabs his feet and pulls him out into the street, he steps on Caution’s chest and makes Scruff get his count going.

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Kick out!

Robert starts to get angry with Scruff at the count. He rips open the door to the truck and pulls out a lunch box. He opens it and snags out Caution’s ham and cheese on white and takes a big bite out of it before smashing the lunch box to pieces over the head of Caution, causing him to bleed even more. Caution struggles to get to his feet, seeing Robert enjoying his wife’s homemade ham and cheese Caution loses it. He stands up, blood in his eyes and running down his chin he can barely see, Robert takes another hearty bite before smooshing the remainder of the sandwich into Caution’s bloody face. Caution tries to wipe it away, Caution walks right into Robert who scoops him up and drops him hard to the ground with a sidewalk slam! Robert quickly makes the cover.

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Smith: Caution will NOT be denied! He’s covered in blood Hood: …and ham and cheese. Making me fuckin hungry!

Smith: I don’t know how much more Caution can handle.

Robert is so sick and tired of Scruff’s “slow counts” he grabs Scruff by the throat and slams him into the side of the building. Scruff can barely talk with Robert’s hand wrapped around his throat, but he still tries to plead his case. Caution is back to his feet, and wobbly walks back to the truck to grab a 36” pipe wrench out of the tool box. He swings the pipe wrench at Robert hitting him in the back of the neck. Robert releases the choke hold onto Scruff. Caution swings again, hitting him this time in the lower back. Robert falls to the ground. Caution stands over Robert and stomps the nail that’s in his shoulder in deeper. Robert screams out in pain trying to grab at Caution but can’t reach him. Caution drags Robert from his shoulders to the front of the truck.

Smith: These two men have had quite the battle today.

Hood: Blood, guts, ham and cheese sammich and a minimal glory.

Smith: Shut up Hood, for once, please?

Caution struggles to get Robert up, once he does, he doubles him over and stuffs his head between his legs, sets him up and slams him down onto the already dented hood of the truck with the Hammer Drill! The truck’s four tires pop under the weight of Robert. Caution pulls him off the truck and hooks his leg. Scruff makes the count while rubbing his neck.

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Robert kicks out just after Scruff makes the third count. Scruff hands Caution the tattered and beaten Hardcore championship as he raises it above his head. Scruff raises his hand as Caution celebrates, OCW EMTs race to Robert’s aid, getting him up on the stretcher and wheeling him back toward the arena to get on an ambulance. Caution’s celebration is cut short as a couple Palestinian militant rag head insurgents weilding AK-47s rush over to spoil the party. Caution and Scruff make their way out of sight as the scene fades back into the arena.

Belvedere: Winner and NEW Hardcore champion… CAUTION

Smith: I hope Caution and Scruff are able to find their way out of there. Those Hamas don’t mess around.

Hood: Fucking cocksuckers. If this wasn’t the Holy City I’d say bulldoze this whole fucking country and build a super Wal-Mart on the goddamn thing.

Smith: …. Anyway, great match from two Hardcore competitors. Caution is the first Hardcore champion since 2005, and I’ve gotta say Robert will be back with vengeance sooner or later.

Hood: Robert is a bad ass. He took some hard hits, nails, and completely fucked up that truck. Caution better stay on his toes, he has to defend that bad boy 24-7 under President Cassidy’s rules.

“Paradise City” by Guns N’ Roses play as Vice President Jack Kenny emerge from the back and begins to go to the ring where a Hall of Fame podium is set up. Jack enters the ring with a smile on his face as he stands behind the podium. He points his face towards the microphone as the crowd is buzzing.

Jack Kenny: Hello again ladies and gentlemen. Now, secondly tonight, we induct a man that has for a long time been the most hated man in the history of OCW. From heinous actions against fellow competitors, to acts that would have had us thrown off network television, this man has always known how to make an impact. His work has paid off though, and thus far he has become a two time central champion, and has fought valiantly War Games, as well as chasing the Tag Team Championships. He was fired from OCW a little while ago, but soon returned as the General Manager, he doesn’t always know how to make friends, and from now on we expect far more controversy. But tonight, thanks to you the people, we induct him into the hall of fame, please welcome, ‘ The Incredible’ Ian Bishop!

His words only stop for a moment when “Acid Rain” by Liquid Tension Experiment plays and the General Manager of Ian Bishop comes out to some in the crowd giving him a standing ovation but the vast majority booing. He has changed into a two-piece tuxedo with a blue tie as he makes his way to the ring. As he enters the ring Jack is there to offer the new Hall of Famer a handshake. Ian goes to hand shake but then fakes him out, smirking as he does so to jeers from the audience. Jack looks insulted as Ian stands at the podium.

Ian Bishop: Thank you for that lovely introduction, Jack. Now take a fucking hike.

Jack stares at Ian blankly, surprised at his attitude as he shakes his head and leaves the ring. Ian waits until Jack has made it into the back before smiling and pulling out some cards out of his pocket.

Ian Bishop: It is now time for you all to sit back and relax because the greatest Hall of Fame speech in OCW history is about to begin and I have quite a bit to talk about.

The crowd in unison lets out a massive groan as Ian cracks his knuckles before continuing.

Ian Bishop: Once upon a time, in the greatest country in the world known as Canada, was the greatest province in Canada, Nova Scotia. In Nova Scotia, was the shittiest town known as Lower Sackville but in that shit town was the Bishop family. If I told you that I grew up to good fortunes, straight A grades and a supportive family, I would be lying. I grew up with a caring mother but didn’t know how to make the right decisions and was too dependent on my abusive, alcoholic piece of shit father… on a side note, Dad, if you’re watching this, go fuck yourself and I hope you’re six feet under soon. The only person who supported me my entire life was my baby sister, Emily. I want to take this moment to say my sister Emily is an angel and she was my main motivator as I grew up in that shit hole of a house.

Ian takes a drink of water as he clears his throat.

Ian Bishop: My parents thought wrestling was idiotic and for the stupid, that you’d have to be a complete dumbass because all you’d have to do was go inside a ring and just beat people up but, and I think you’d all agree with me, wrestling is way more than just beating people up… well, unless you’re someone like Roach. Wrestling is an art form, it’s not just about throwing a punch, its about understanding your opponents and getting into the mind of a wrestler. That is what separates me from the sheep and the wanna-be wrestlers in the back, is that I have the power to get into your mind, I make you second guess yourselves and I make you question everything you stand for. I make you dig deep into your souls with how far you’re willing to go to meet me at my level, because when it comes to me, Mister Incredible, there is no line I am not willing to cross. No risk too big to make. I will always have the advantage.

The crowd gives a mixed reaction, some for the obvious respect Ian has for wrestling and maybe some who understand what he has accomplished. Nonetheless a paper champion chant erupts, pissing Ian off.

Ian Bishop: Paper champion, really? I was going to save that for later but why don’t we talk about possibly my greatest rival: Brianna Casablancas.

A big cheer erupts as a Brianna chant starts but Ian begins to laugh and shake his head.

Ian Bishop: You’re all idiots. She is never coming back. Yes, we had a massive war and she won a battle, I won a battle, I can say without a shadow of a doubt she was the only one who was actually willing to go the distance and play mind games with me. I don’t like Brianna, she will always be a lunatic to me, but as a competitor, I have to say that I have respect for her. She really brought me out in true form for you all to see and I’m sorry if you didn’t like that I kidnapped her ballet instructor and beat the shit out of him while she was handcuffed and watched but it was in that moment that divided me from the rest of the locker room. I was willing to go to great lengths, no matter what the cost, to prove I am the best damn wrestler in OCW. It’s like what I did with Mia Stone--

Ian is cut off by a much larger cheer for Mia Stone, another former OCW employee and rival of Ian’s.

Ian Bishop: Yes, your beloved Mia. To be fair to Mia, she did give me one hell of a beating at Clash at the Coast not too long ago and I actually am upset our confrontation we were supposed to have never came to be. She is one hell of a wrestler, yes I will admit that. Some people wonder why I’m going back on some of my words that she was horrible and her “kind” didn’t belong in the ring. Again, it’s all about getting under the skin of your opponent and knowing what makes them tick, what makes them get emotional and then what forces them to make mistakes. Mia’s racial background was an obvious easy way to get her going and as you can see, it work.

Ian takes another sip of water as he adjusts his tie.

Ian Bishop: And to be quite honest, I still am the best damn wrestler in this company. I know what you’re all thinking, “but Ian, your back, how the hell can you wrestle?” Well obviously I can’t fucking wrestle right now, if it wasn’t for that stupid wrestler who hurt me I would have never returned as a General Manager, I would’ve returned as a competitor and I can guarantee you that I would be in that main event match tonight winning the OCW World Heavyweight Championship. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be.

Ian picks up one of the queue cards as he coughs for a moment.

Ian Bishop: Now I have a few people to thank. The first two people I want to thank having nothing to do with OCW, but is UWWE owner and my greatest rival of all time, Duane Doogan, and also SIW owner Trevor Derickson. If it wasn’t for Duane, you wouldn’t have never seen this incredible display of athleticism ever. He hand picked me out of an amateur high school wrestling tournament when I won silver and asked me to join his company when I was sixteen. I immediately packed my bags, left home and haven’t looked back. UWWE was up until now the only other Hall of Fame I belonged to and for good reason. He became my rival when I left his company to go to a more competitive SIW and Trevor promoted the shit out of me making sure I became a household name, which I did become. It was in Trevor’s company that after 22 months of constant feuding, he booked Duane against myself, which Duane did win but I have no regrets of losing that match. Duane brought out the best of me and taught me how to work in the ring and how to get into the mind and without him, there would be no Ian Bishop, and for that I thank you… but onto the OCW people. The next people on my list are my Family brethren, Mario Marauko, Sean Fuller and Roach.

Massive boos begin for the mention of the now defunct the Family and its former members.

Ian Bishop: Hate us all you want, but we were a force to reckon with. First to Mario, I mean, lets be fair, I made a huge impact already in OCW when I first joined and I would’ve propelled to super stardom soon but Mario helped make it quicker. Just like Duane, Mario handpicked me to be one of the first members of the Family and it was our teaming that started something special. I never did get a chance to actually tag with Mario in the ring but I would’ve loved it, maybe even had a one-on-one match for shits and giggles but my good friend mysteriously disappeared one evening and I have no idea where you are. If by chance Mario you’re listening to this, I miss you man and hope to see you again some time soon.

Ian fights back some tears as he clears his throat, some in the audience clapping as he continues down the list.

Ian Bishop: Sean Fuller. He is an interesting person and I think a person a lot of people don’t understand. It is I who convinced Mario to let Sean Fuller into the Family and I don’t regret that decision because in the end it was Fuller and I who destroyed the Family after Mario’s vanish and Roach’s loss of heart towards it and started Victory Denied, one of the best combinations for a tag team in history but we didn’t get a chance to really showcase after we got cheated out of the tag titles and then my falling out with OCW originally. I hope that once my back gets better we can try to go for the tag titles again. And of course Roach, my favorite dope head and brother. I related to Roach as a brother more than anything as a great guy to hang out with and he also showed me some great hardcore techniques that I’ll never forget. The next person I need to thank… is Dean.

Gasps from the crowd could be heard as they began to murmur amongst each other.

Ian Bishop: Everybody calm the fuck down! I still think Dean was a horrible President who ruled biasedly and didn’t a crap about anyone other than who he liked. However, of course, if he never hired me I wouldn’t be standing here and he could’ve fired me numerous times before with the actions I did but he never stopped me, he let me continue my ways of dealing with situations. For you hiring me and not censoring my actions, I thank you. I have one last person to thank, and obviously I am saving the best… Madeline-June Bell.

The crowd explodes in cheers as a massive MJ and Burning Mage chants erupt throughout the audience. Ian claps his hands in approval of the support for his girlfriend.

Ian Bishop: MJ Bell was the first person, besides Mario, to congratulate me on winning the Central Championship from Brianna. To some of you people, this may seem like a weak excuse to fall in love with someone, but for me, it wasn’t. That, plus the combination of being a great up and coming wrestler and great looks, it just planted a seed inside of me that couldn’t stop growing. Yes, me and her have had our issues as we battled against each other during War Games and then again for the Central Champion at Clash at the Coast but that didn’t stop our love from growing. I made some bad decisions trying to win her love but in the end, we moved on and continued. She presently is my greatest motivator and the only person I look up to because she takes shit from no one, including me. She told me that I helped shape her into the wrestler she is with giving her tips and training together but she also tried to make me a better person and see everything from a different point of view. My view on life was destroyed by my parents and I’ve been a sad, angry individual for a long time but she tried to bring the happiness back into my life and for the most part, I think she has achieved that. Out of everyone that I have thanked today, I believe if it wasn’t for the confidence, support and love from MJ Bell, I would not be here today and I for that, thank you very much Madeline. I look forward to watching you compete tonight for the OCW World Title and I love you very much.

The crowd claps as Ian is seen getting teary eyed again as he puts away his queue cards.

Ian Bishop: I have one last thing to say before we go back to the rest of the PPV. For those of you that think just because I am in a general manager role in OCW and my back is sore that this is the end of my wrestling career, you all have another thing coming. Every week I am in rehab, getting my strength back in my shoulders and my ability to run with my back again and use it for wrestling purposes. I want to tell you, hell, I want to guarantee you all something tonight. Once my back is fully healed, I will be returning to this ring because, yes, I am a former two time Central Champion, yes I have won multiple awards in this company but my eye is set on the OCW World Heavyweight Championship and there may be a number of champions before I get to it, but trust me… I will return to this ring and I will become OCW World Heavyweight Champion. And do you know why?

Ian takes the microphone off the podium as he climbs a turnbuckle, with some difficult due to his back, and screams into the microphone.

Ian Bishop: BECAUSE I AM THIS DAMN INCREDIBLE!

Acid Rain plays again as Ian tosses the microphone down and pants as most of the crowd, who hated him before this speech, stands up and claps for his speech. He steps down from the turnbuckle and goes out of the ring as he makes his way up the ramp as the camera cuts to Smith and Hood.

Smith: Unsurprisngly, Bishop's acceptance speech pretty much only thanks itself.

Hood: Oh don't be such a bitch, that was an incredible speech for am incredible man, he should have gone on last!

Smith: Over the man that paid for your problems for ten damn years?

Hood: Good, you heard me.

Smith: Sometimes, I just can't even...

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Belvedere: This next match is scheduled for one fall, there is no disqualifications, and it is for the OCW Lightweight Championship!

“Lights out” by Hollywood Undead comes through the arena, as smoke begins to fill the entrance. A figure emerges from the smoke, his head down, his arms up in the infamous ‘X’ sign. He walks down the ramp, sliding in under the bottom rope, and climbs the turnbuckle, putting his arms up in his signature pose again.

Belvedere: Introducing the challengers, first from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at two hundred and sixteen pounds, Jason Xavier!

“I’m Alive” by Issa picks up as the fans start chanting for their favourite haphazard wrestler. Natasha Dragonali and Serena Ransolver step through the curtain, flanking Ana, who comes through last, taking in the scenery here in Jerusalem. Ana turns to her friends, telling them to go to the back as she has this one. She gains her composure, takes a running step and leaps into the air shouting ‘cannonball!’ as she tucks in her legs, blowing out in her favourite pose. She comes on down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans as she goes.

Belvedere: Introducing next, from the book store, representing Red, White & Blue, Ana Archia

“Don’t stop” by Foster The people hits as Dangerous Dan appears on the stage. He walks back and forth across it, not taking his eyes off Xavier and Archia once. He reaches the centre again, jumping up and down on the spot, psyching himself up for this match.

Belvedere: And finally, from Smithsville, Tennessee, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, he is the current OCW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION, Dangerous Dan!

Hood: What the hell is he doing up there, has he forgotten you need to be in a ring to start a match?

Smith: He’s in no hurry, Dan is a hell of a champion that will never back down from a fight, he’s weighing this up, and it looks like it was a great call!

Jason X has decided not to wait for the bell to ring, and has decided to elbow Ana in the back of the head. She rolls onto her back fairly quickly, avoiding a boot coming her way. Ana scrambles to her feet, but finds herself flying through the air as ‘The Star’ hits a standing Hurricarana. Landing on his feet, X turns on his heel and goes for the first cover of the match.

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Archia kicks out just in time, and this close call forces Dan to make a move. He comes charging down the ramp, and flies up the turnbuckle, coming off with a cross body block. Xavier was in the process of picking up Archia to set her up for another move, she saw Dan coming, pushing X in the way, and avoiding harm herself. As Dan comes up she runs him down with a takedown clothesline, she bounces back off her ass, and levels the recovering champion with a second clothesline. This time as she comes off her butt she dashes into the corner, and taking aim, she charges Dan, leaping through the air and striking him in the face with a running knee! Instantly she goes for the cover.

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XAVIER BREAKS IT UP!

Smith: Wow, Archia pulling out all stops there, taking inspiration from others as she goes to win her first piece of gold!

Hood: Yeah, but all they are doing is making it easier for Jason, who is easily going to walk out with this one.

Smith: All three of these guys could potentially win the title tonight, it’s anyone’s guess!

Archia and Xavier get into some form of brawl, mainly with him protecting himself from wild slaps from the loveable fumbler, they end up rolling all the way out of the ring and onto the floor, giving Dan time to recover in the ring.

Ana manages to break away on the floor, catching her breath. She glances in the ring to see Dan still on his back, before jumping onto the apron, waiting for X to stand, the moment his legs extend she leaps off, wrapping her arm around his neck and driving him to the floor with a tornado DDT. Instinctively she goes for the cover, and wastes a few seconds before realising she was still outside the ring. She breaks the cover, sliding into the ring to deliver a low dropkick to Dangerous Dan, who had just managed to sit up. Again she goes for another cover, and this time the referee drops to count it.

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Smith: I tell you something, Ana Archia is taking complete control of this match thus far, she was right to send away Serena and Natasha, she really does have this on her own!

Hood: Problem is, she will always make a mistake, and that’s when Jason will be there to hit her with something X-y.

Smith: X-y?

Hood: You know, because ALL of his moves contain the letter X somewhere!

Ana stands, looking from side to side as she sees both her male opponents making it to their feet. Ana jumps Dan, dropping him with a Hardy-style Jawbreaker, she turns around, running the ropes, leaping through the middle and taking out Xavier with a suicide dive, sending him crashing into the barricade. Ana climbs the stairs carefully, and pull herself up to the top turnbuckle, but as she steadies herself, Dan explodes up into the corner, throwing Ana all the way across the ring with a belly to belly exploder suplex! Both competitors stay down following the move, and the referee has no choice but to wait to see what happens.

Smith: All three are down, two in the ring and one out!

Hood: Hope someone does something soon, it’s getting boring already…

Smith: It’s been an epic match so far! Stop your whining!

Both Dan and Ana start rousing at the same time, both using the turnbuckle to pull themselves to their feet. Dan slowly makes his way to Ana, trying to get the advantage, but once again she gets the better of him, tripping him up with a drop toe hold, sending him into the turnbuckle face first. She collapses on the floor herself, but with enough strength in her to roll Dan over and go for the cover.

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OUCH!

Xavier had made his way back into the ring, and had struck Ana with a chair across the back. She rolls off, arching her back in pain. The Real one then turns his attention to the champion, striking down with the chair, strike after strike to the midsection of Dangerous Dan. He rolls away, trying to save himself, but finds the chair placed in the spine instead. Dan rolls out of the ring to protect himself, but X just throws the chair over the top instead, which smacks Dan right in the face, he stops moving, and Jason now steps out of the ring.

The Star throws the curtain out of the way, pulling out two more chairs, setting them up in a line along with the now dented original. Xavier pulls up Dan, laying him across the three. X climbs to the top, and dives off, rotating through the air with the ‘X-star Press’. The 360 shooting star connects perfectly, breaking the chairs and the champion along with it. Xavier rolls in pain for a moment, but just as he pulls himself up, he’s smiling. Knowing that he had taken the champion out for good.

Smith: That move was insane! Dan could really be hurt, we need some medics out here!

Hood: I told you, when it came down to it, it’s Jason Xavier who comes up trumps!

Smith: He may have made an impact here, but he hasn’t won the match yet, Dan is on the outside, if Jason has any chance of winning this now he will have to go through Ana Archia.

Jason pulls himself into the ring, holding his stomach he goes after Archia, who is resting in the corner. He leans in to pick up her, but she strikes out with a slap heard around the world! Angry, Jason comes back, but Ana puts a boot up, placing it right in the injured stomach of Xavier. As he reels back, she pulls herself up, goading him into coming at her in the corner, which he does. She wrenches to side at the last second, causing Xavier to smash chest first into the corner. Ana swoops in, grabbing Xavier between the legs and rolling him up for a pin. She places her legs on the ropes for leverage as the referee comes in for the count.

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2…

KICKOUT! Xavier quickly moves out of harm’s way, and as Ana gathers herself, Jason runs in with a running dropkick, sending Ana toppling out of the ring and landing awkwardly on the floor. X wastes no time, chasing her onto the floor, dropping an elbow on the pale one on the floor. He started trying to drag her up, placing her against the apron while he caught his breath. Jason was holding his stomach again, wincing slightly.

Smith: It looks like Xavier may have broken his own rib taking out Dangerous Dan, who is now being attended to at ringside by our medical personnel.

Hood: Goes to show what can happen when someone like Jason Xavier sets his sights on something, yes he may be hurt, but he is still looking better than anyone right now!

Xavier rolls Ana into the ring as a gurney now comes down the ramp, headed for where Dangerous Dan lay. Jason climbs onto the apron, and throws himself over the top with a shoulder tackle, putting down the standing Ana once again. He rolls into the cover, hooking both legs.

1…

2…

KICKOUT!

Smith: She is tenacious this one, not giving up at all!

Hood: That’s all well and good, but tenacity isn’t going to win you a match.

` Ana falls out of the cover, trying to get back to her feet, but X is there, tripping her up by pulling her legs out from beneath her, and mounts her for a few closed fists to the face. Ana blocks them the best she can, but still takes a beating. Dan is now being wheeled up the aisle and out of sight.

Smith: Well, this triple threat has just turned into a singles match, and the champion isn’t even going to be involved in losing his championship.

Hood: Big deal, not like he was much of a champion anyway!

Smith: He’s the longest reigning singles champion of this generation!

Hood: Not all that hard when all the lightweights are in the main event!

Jason seems to want to go all out to beat this girl, sliding out of the ring and pulling a table out from under the apron. He pushes it back in, going after it and putting down Ana with a boot to the face as she tries to recover. He then proceeds to set the table up in the corner, before picking Ana up by the hair, and locking her in for a fisherman’s suplex. He wrenches backwards, but she frees her leg and manages to kick off the table, landing back on her feet and using the momentum to land a suplex on Xavier instead. Both stay prone after the reversal, trying to catch their breath.

Smith: Excellent counter there from Archia, again, proving just how resourceful she can be!

Hood: Again, all well and good if she can get up and actually manage to beat him!

As the referee waits for the two competitors in the ring to move, the crowd explodes in cheers as Dangerous Dan comes back out from the curtain and makes his way towards the ring. Looking a little worse for wear but still able to go, he hops up onto the apron, pushes the table down on top of Archia, climbs the turnbuckle and leaps through the air, rotating just before impact and landing on the wood with ‘The ENDD’. The table shatters, and Dan goes for the pin as quickly as he can manage.

1…

2…

XAVIER BREAKS IT!

Within seconds, both Jason and Dan are on their feet, exchanging rights. Jason gets the better of the exchange, sending Dan back into the ropes, after which he explodes off them, nailing Xavier with spinning leg lariat. Dan comes back up to his feet and quickly lands a leg drop. He waits, begging Jason to stand up, watching as ‘The Real Deal’ staggers, before turning into ‘The ENDD is near!’ from Dan. The superkick, laying him out on his back, but as Dan goes to make the next move, Archia summons everything she has and spears Dan out of his boots. Again the resilient lady falls, exhausted from such a confrontation.

Smith: What a match, not only did Dan make it back into the match, but he looked prone to winning it, until Ana comes up with a brand new weapon in her arsenal and keeps this thing alive!

Hood: The match might still be alive, but she is going to kill herself trying to win it!

A few moments pass, and all three start making their way to their feet. Dan holding his stomach, Xavier his ribs, and Ana her back. All look winded and worn, none look ready to give up yet. In perfect symmetry, all three rush into the centre of the ring, engaging in a crazy brawl. Archia finds herself pushed out of it, but as Dan drops to one knee, she jumps onto his shoulder, riding him like a donkey. He goes to ram her back first into the turnbuckle, but instead of jumping off like she usually does, Ana shows dexterity unlike her character and hooks her feet under the shoulders, allowing herself to fall over the top, and pulling Dan crashing over with her. Ana holds a handstand on the apron for a few moments, but slips as she tries to get down, landing dangerously on the back of her neck.

Jason takes his chance and flies up the turnbuckle, and pulls off a beautiful ‘Flying X’ twisting through the air and landing square on Dangerous Dan. X now tries the task of moving the dead weights on the outside back in, quickly giving up on Dan and shifting Archia instead.

Hood: Even I have to admit, this match is pretty good right now!

Smith: I could die of shock, but you are right! This match could still go any way!

X goes for X-Driver 2, Ana counters, pushes Xavier off, drop kicks him over the top, sidesteps ENDD is near and rolls up Dan for win. Before the referee can make the count through, Xavier is back in and breaks it up. Jason quickly pulls Dan in for the X-Driver, flips over and drives Dan into the mat, he stands, and turns into a ‘Featured Creature’ by Archia. She fumbles into a cover.

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3!

Belvedere: Here is your winner, and the new OCW Lightweight Champion, >ANA ARCHIA!

“I’m alive” plays again as Ana is handed the championship belt! She screams with excitement, tripping over her own feet and falling into the mat! She holds the gold in her hands, unable to believe that it’s hers.

Suddenly, “Everybody Wants You” by Billy Squire as President Cassidy walks down the aisle to a series of boos, he clutches a brief case in his hands. The Jerusalem natives cheer him on though, for bringing such an amazing event to the Holy City. Cassidy walks to the ring as Archia stares him down. He smiles proudly, climbing the steps and into the ring. Belvedere tosses him a microphone.

Treat Cassidy: Congratulations on your victory. Very proud of the dedication and hard work you bring to the table. But here, give me that belt.

Ana looks at Cassidy not knowing what to think, not wanting to hand over the belt.

Treat Cassidy: I’ll assure you want to hand that over to me, right now.

Ana: Why are you going to have Mack Hollywood or one of your lackeys come out here and threaten me?!

Cassidy smiles, scratches his nose and shakes his head.

Treat Cassidy: No, not at all. They are busy dealing with other issues. I’m just telling you, that you’ll want to hand that belt over to me right now because that championship you’re holding in your hands right now is completely useless. Caution himself could come out here and take it to the scrap yard because it is no longer a championship belt.

The crowd ooohs and awws at the potential championship stripping of Archia, she looks out at the crowd, shaking her head in anger and disappointment. Unsure if she should just shove the Lightweight championship down Cassidy’s throat and then kick his ass. In the end, she reluctantly throws it to the mat, and is about to exit the ring. .

Treat Cassidy: Whoa, whoa – Hold up, I’m not done.

Ana turns her attention back to Cassidy, who opens up his brief case and pulls out a shiny gold OCW championship belt.

Treat Cassidy: I just said you are no longer the Lightweight champion, as that was completely useless to you and to the OCW. I never said you we’re going to walk out of here empty handed. Without any further ado, Miss Archia, Congratulations, you will now go down in OCW history as the final Lightweight champion, and become the very first OCW TransAtlantic Champion!!!

Ana takes the championship, smirks, and throws it over her shoulder, climbs the turnbuckle and raises it into the air as the crowd cheer. Cassidy claps his hands, ear to ear grin from the mat below.

Smith: Wow! No more Lightweight division here in the OCW!

Hood: TransAtlantic championship is here! Ana Archia is our TransAtlantic first champion!

Treat Cassidy: Hey, Ana, there’s one more thing, I’ve personally hand selected the #1 contender…

Archia looks down at Treat, as “Electrified” by Dressy Bessy hits over the PA, to a mix reaction of cheers and silence in front of the Jerusalem, Israel live audience. She waves to the fans and tucks the microphone under her arms and anxiously applauds the crowd and herself. As she walks down to the ring. She steps in the ring and directly stands next to Treat and gently gabs at his arm. Treat smiles at her and wipes off where she touched him.

Smith: Goodness gracious sakes of Pete! That’s Alice Knight!!!

Hood: DAMN Girl!

Smith: Looks like Miss Knight has got something on her mind.

Alice Knight: (holding up the mic and starts speaking what sounds Hebrew) Aef. Akem. Wef. Hawkf. Nef. Ugh-ef…

Treat Cassidy: (surprised) Wow, Alice. Is that the Jerusalem native language you’re speaking??

Alice Knight: (shakes head) No…sorry… I was just clearing my throat. (rubs her throat) Okay…good… But I am back in O.C.W …um… again? And this is very resemblance to the last time I showed up at an O.C.W show… but it’s also like, um, very different, ya know?… Because I won’t be refereeing this time around. Oh no, baby. No way Jose. This time I’m coming for this new OCW Championship belt. The TransAtlantic championship, And believe me ‘champ’ this isn’t the same ol’ Alice Knight everyone is use too. Not the same Alice who got arrested for stealing that lamp at that thrift store years ago. No, not the same Alice who ran over that litter of puppies in her RV high on Quaaludes months ago. And NO I am not the same Alice who took a pee behind the bushes of the Church of the Holy Sepulture… um… last night.

No. This Alice Knight is back. Better than ever. Well, ‘good’er’ than ever anyway. And I’m hungry. Hungry for some OCW championship gold, OCW money and food. Lots and lots of food. The point I’m getting at is… I am honored to be the number one contender for this championship belt… and look forward to stepping in the ring with you, friend.

Alice gives a little bow towards of the new champion and gives two thumbs up towards Treat as he moves in between the new champion and new challenger nodding in approval.

Ana just brushes off Alice, walking up the ramp as “I’m alive” plays again, holding the new TransAtlantic title above her head.

Cutting to backstage, Ian Bishop cruises down the corridor backed by Knox, Hollywood, and seemingly all the meatheads in a 10 mile radius, each wearing a black shirt about a size to small with the word 'Security' cheaply printed across the front- the group moves with a purpose to what appears to be 'Ripper' Danny B's locker room, and surely enough as they approach- a familiar painted face greets them from the other end of the corridor.

Danny: Are we escorting special groups around backstage now? What is this- Steroid Abusers Anonymous?

Ian: Ah Danny, just the man I wanted to see... I'm sure you'll be pleased to know your tag partner Amber is slowly coming round from the tranquilizer. However for her own safety, we have made the executive decision to withdraw her from the unification match tonight...

Danny: You think you got exactly what you wanted then? Have you told her that? Good luck...

Danny, believing the conversation to be over tries to pass by the hefty mass of humanity but finds himself stopped by a wall of enhanced human muscle.

Danny: Can this happy little tour- you know, move? I have somewhere to be unless you can't tell?

Ian: Of course- just one last thing...

Danny: There's always one last thing...

Ian: We received an anonymous tip stating that you may know something about your partners rather unfortunate predicament earlier.

Danny: Are you accusing me of shooting my own tag team partner?

Ian: Now now, no one is making accusations. We'd just like to take a quick look in your locker room just to be sure...

Danny: Who is this 'we' you keep referring to? Cause if it's those bulls you've got there, I'd rather they stay out of my china shop if you get what I'm saying...

Ian: Do I have your permission to look about?

Danny: I've got nothing to hide.

Glad to hear it.

With a flick of the hand, one of the muscle heads proceeds to casually bust the door down- much to the annoyance of Danny.

Inside however, clearly on show- the Western title belonging to Amber Ryan, however what is more shocking is the presence of what appears to be a tranquilizer gun resting against the metal locker beside the stolen gold.

Everyone looks to Danny who seems to be rather shocked himself about the revelation.

Ian: Seems we have an issue here don't we?

Danny: You know what Bishop, fuck you. You know I didn't do this, now, seeing as it's here, I'm gonna take it and defend it in her honour, something you know nothing about you arrogant shit head. And I tell you something, if I make it through tonight, you are gonna regret fucking with me. Now, I don't know if you've forgotten, but you are only Massacre's General Manager, you have shit all authority here, so get the fuck out of my way.

Bishop waves off the security, allowing Danny to go into the locker room, collect the Western Title, as well as his own central, before stopping over the gun. He picks it up, checks it's loaded, and before anyone can do anything about it, Ripper shoots one of the meatheads right in the heart. He drops the weapon and makes his way out of the room.

Danny: Next time mr hall of famer, that'll be you.

Danny heads off down the corridor as we cut back to ringside.

Hood: I knew it was him, I knew it was him!

Smith: Do you really believe Ripper would do that to his own partner?

Hood: Of course, increasing his odds of winning tonight, I knew all that ready to go stuff was bullshit.

Smith: Unlike your beloved Power and Worth, Danny B will not take a shortcut, he'll do it fair and square, speaking of those lying toerags, the internet title match is up next!

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Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a Internet Championship on a Cross Match. Rules are similiar to that of a pole match, where to win the match you must remove the championship from atop the cross. Introducing first, the challenger...

Weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, hailing from Brooklyn, New York, he is... MARK STORM!!!

The lights in the arena engulf into darkness, as the eyes of the audience are now glued on the entrance ramp as they wait patiently for the arrival of Mark Storm. Playing through the PA System "Jungle" by X Ambassadors featuring Jay Z, as pyrotechnics shoot up around the stage as the audience get up on their feet and cheer as emerging from the tunnel is Mark Storm who stands on the top of the entrance ramp. With a smirk on his face, the future of wrestling raises his arms up high in the air, embracing the love of the audience before making his way down to the entrance ramp.

Won’t you follow me into the jungle? (yeah)
Ain’t no God on these streets in the heart of the jungle (oh, Lord child)
Won’t you follow me into the jungle? (yeah)
Ain't no god on my streets in the heart of the jungle (oh lord child)
Won't you follow me into the jungle


At this point, Storm has reached the bottom of the entrance ramp, after connecting with high fives with a few of the audience members by the ramp. He jumps onto the apron before entering the ring, immediately he hoists himself up onto the nearest turnbuckle, with his hands crossed together in an x position he raised his arms up in the air, glaring at the thousands in attendance holding their OCW merchandise and chanting his name. Storm jumps down from the top rope, licking his dry lips as he goes over to his corner clasping his hands together as he is prepared for action!

Smith: There he is ladies and gentlemen, Mark Storm!

Hood: I hope Mark Storm ate his fucking Wheaties for this one!

A mysterious voice booms over the Public Address.

“Ladies and Gentleman, Jesus of Ontario, Bob Grenier..”

Organ music chimes and one solid beam of light appears on the stage where Bob Grenier appears in all his glory. The Holy One wears a fine satin robe and a 5 o’clock shadow. The fans in attendance boo relentlessly as the organ music gives way to “Understanding The New Violence” by Uncut.

Blonde Jesus stops in the middle of the aisle and raises his arms in triumph. A couple of female peasants from the streets of Jerusalem appear and place a crown of thorns upon his head. They get down on their knees and bow to him as he makes his way to ringside. The crowd continues to grow more and more hostile at this show of blasphemy.

All of a sudden former OCW Superstar and the most hated man on social media stands up and surveys the crowd.

Smith: Hey! Look who it is!

Hood: Drew Stevenson is in the house!

Bob notices him and makes his way over to the barrier. Once there the 2 men exchange a couple of quick words and a handshake. Being a man who knows all about heat he can appreciate Bob’s. Stevenson again surveys the crowd with a cocky grin and nods in approval, he encourages the jeers and he himself receives a loud “Go Home, Stevenson” chant.

Smith: The man is even hated in Jerusalem.

Drew Stevenson sits back down grinning from ear to ear as Bob makes his way into the ring and drops to his knees. The peasants appear again and remove his robe, revealing the OCW Internet Championship. He stands up and stares at Storm while removing the crown of thorns from his head and then takes off his championship so it can be hung up on the cross. Bob Grenier paces back and forth staring a hole in Mark Storm.

Grenier then holds his Internet championship title in the air mouths obscenities to the crowd before him, he slowly brings the title to his face, kisses it and then tosses it to Kenshin Takamura. Kenshin looks down at the championship, and folds the straps nicely underneath the gold. He smiles at the title, thinking back on the memories he’s had as Internet champion. He raises the title in the air signifying the championship title match. He then hands the championship off to Belvedere. Belvedere sets up one of the ladders and climbs up it, leaving the championship atop the cross. He then climbs down and puts the ladder back where it was. Kenshin goes over the rules of the match with the two superstars, he then shakes both of their hands and signals for the bell to sound.

DING DING DING. Bob Grenier extends his hand for a handshake, Storm looks back and forth to the crowd, then at Grenier, until he finally extends his own hand just as Grenier pulls his back and follows up with a stiff left jab to Storm.

Smith: I can’t believe Mark Storm would fall for that!

Hood: HAHAHAHA! Fucking Bobby G! Boy do I love this fucking guy! Jesus of Ontario!

Storm takes his thumb and touches his nose, pulling his thumb down he checks it for blood. There isn’t any though, Grenier laughs ‘WHAT?’ as Storm lunges at him with fisticuffs of his own. He lands a couple hard rights knocking Grenier into the corner. Storm grabs Grenier’s hand irish whipping him into the opposite corner, Storm charges at Grenier with a cross body splash! Grenier falls in the sitting position where Storm hits a spinning heel kick to the head of Grenier. The crowd cheers Storm on as he wastes no time grabbing one of the ladders and sets it up. Kenshin kneels down to check on Grenier as Storm messes with the ladder.

Smith: Kenshin Takamura being very fair here. He stated earlier he doesn’t care who wins this battle, just that they bring the pride back to the Internet championship.

Hood: Pryde was the Southern champion, dumbass.

Smith … And I’m the dumbass?

Storm has the ladder set up, but before he can reach the second rung, Grenier grabs him by the hair of the head and slams him to the mat back first. Storm withes in pain. Grenier doesn’t slow down as he grabs Storm, helps him up only to hook him and lay him down hard with a Fallaway Slam! Grenier gets to the ladder and closes it up. He lifts it over his head and throws it down hard onto the body of Storm. Kenshin races over to stop Grenier’s onslaught. Grenier pushes Kenshin but Kenshin doesn’t move, instead he stares at Grenier. ‘WHAT?’ Grenier yells at the guest referee.

Smith: Looks like Kenshin Takamura is restraining himself from doing a number on our Internet champion!

Hood: Did you see that?! Bobby G just threw that ladder onto Mark Storm like it weighed 5 pounds!

Grenier grabs the other ladder and sets it up. He starts climbing up the ladder slowly making his way up the to the top of the cross where his Internet championship lies in wait. Mark Storm slowly gets to his feet in the ring. He looks up to see Grenier ascending the ladder. He gets to the ladder and gives it a shove. The ladder falls to the left, hitting the ropes and throwing Grenier off the ladder to the outside below. The fans cheer at Grenier’s exit. Kenshin begins the count out. (1…) Storm slides out of the ring and grabs Grenier smashing his head into the safety rail. (2…) Grenier falls to the outside mat. Storm hits a standing moonsault! (3…) Kenshin begins yelling to them to get back into the ring, but Storm pays him no mind. Storm grabs a steel chair and swings it at Grenier, Grenier lifts his leg up at the same time Storm swings it, blocking the chair shot. (4…) Grenier rakes the eyes of Storm, allowing him to drop the chair.

Smith: Storm is trying everything he can to win this championship!

Hood: He don’t have it in him!

Grenier grabs the chair, puts it upright behind the back of Storm, picks him up and nails him with a Scoop Slam onto the chair! Grenier then picks Storm up by the hair of his head and throws him back into the ring. (5…) Kenshin still counts as Grenier slides back into the ring himself, with chair in tow. Kenshin shakes his head at him telling him to rid the chair. Grenier raises the chair to hit Kenshin. Kenshin simply has had enough of Grenier’s lack of respect and out of nowhere jumps and hits a spinning heel kick, kicking the chair into Grenier. Grenier falls back into the ropes.

Smith: Kenshin has had enough!

Hood: That’s not right! Get Scruff the fuck out here! Referees shouldn’t assault a god damn wrestler!

Smith: Bob Grenier was not listening he deserved what he got.

Hood: Eat a cock Smith. A big fat black cock.

Kenshin picks up the chair and throws it out of the ring once and for all. Storm has gathered his composure, he picks Grenier up and whips him into the ropes, pushing at his back, Grenier comes back as Storm hits a drop toe hold knocking Grenier to his stomach. Storm hooks a hammer lock onto Grenier picking him up to his feet only to snap him back with a vicious german suplex jarring Grenier’s neck into the mat hard. The crowd erupts into cheers. Storm slowly gets to his feet and makes his way to the ladder. He sets it up as Kenshin looks on. Storm tries a different tactic, this time he leans the ladder onto the cross itself. He checks it for durability and begins climb. He makes it up two rungs while Grenier lays on his back in pain screaming ‘FUCKING PUSSY!’ Storm looks up at the title atop the cross, then back down at Grenier. Instead of continuing his climb, he climbs back down and makes his way to Grenier. Grenier is still hurting from that German suplex, but still manages to trash talk his challenger. Storm makes his way to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope. Grenier gingerly makes his way to his feet and nearly falls into the ropes trying to get to Storm. Storm loses his balance but manages to stay onto the ropes. Grenier gut punches him a couple times and manages to get his bearing, grabs Storm and pulls him over his shoulders, walks him to the center of the ring and NAILS the Hollinger Park Hangman!

Hood: GREAT!!! Gotta think on your fucking toes don’t you Smith!

Smith: What a move from our Internet champion!

Kenshin looks on nodding his head in appreciation at the move he just saw. Grenier eyes Kenshin as he walks past him, throwing up two middle fingers on his way by. Grenier pushes the ladder that Storm set up, making sure it’s steady and climbs to the top of the cross. He looks down at his Internet championship, about to pick it up, he changes his mind, looking down at Storm and then out at the crowd. Then to Kenshin, mouthing ‘Watch this!’ to him. Grenier shouts “Greatest Man Alive!” atop his lungs and jumps from the top of the cross, back flipping in the air he lands perfectly on the fallen Mark Storm hitting a shooting star press!

Smith: GOOD GRACIOUS! Bob Grenier just executed a shooting star press from the top of the cross!!! Hood: FUCKING A!!! GOOD NIGHT STORMY!!!

Grenier gets to his feet, a little woozy himself from the death defying move. He out stretches his arms as the crowd boos. He collects his thoughts and his composure as the lights suddenly go out.

Smith: What!? Wheres the lights!?

Hood: We are in fucking Jerusalem after all, I’m surprised they have lights!

The lights turn back on seconds later. Kenshin and Grenier look around knowing something is up. Storm is still down. A man donned in black slides into the ring, black hood over his face clutching an acoustic guitar in his hands. Grenier looks at the figure. Kenshin tries to get the man out of the ring by way of talking him out. The man won’t have it. The man raises the guitar without hesitation and smashes it to pieces over the head of Grenier. Grenier falls to his knees. The man grabs Grenier helping him up only to drop him back to the mat with a forward Russian legsweep on the broken guitar shrapnel! The man slowly removes his hood revealing his face.

Smith: IT’S CHAD VARGAS!!!

Hood: Vargas is back! But what the fuck is his deal!? He just took out Bobby G!?!?

The crowd erupts into cheers as Vargas looks down at Grenier who is knocked out. He spits on Grenier, turns around and locks eyes with Kenshin. Vargas nods and slides out of the ring, making his way out of the arena through the crowd. Kenshin checks on Grenier as Storm now slowly makes his way to his feet.

Hood: That son of a bitch lied!

Smith: What do you mean?

Hood: Kenshin said he was going to call this down the middle, and look, Vargas shows up, he doesn't do shit!

Smith: The lights went out! What was he supposed to do?

Hood: Night vision goggles, HELLO!!!!

Storm gets to his feet, a bit wobbly, as he starts to climb the ladder for the belt. The fans are chanting his name as Kenshin is ready to call the match when "Acid Rain" by Liquid Tension Experiment hits the stadium. The crowd begins the boo as General Manager Ian Bishop emerges from the back, looking very pissed off. Kenshin moves over to the edge of the ring, yelling at Ian to not come down. Out of nowhere, Ian's bodyguard Knox enters the ring on the opposite side and performs the "Knox-Out" on Kenshin, knocking him out of the ring. The crowd begins to throw trash into the ring as Knox grabs Storm by his tights, dragging him off the ladder and planting him with a piledriver. Ian starts to walk slowly down the ramp with a smirk on his face as Knox climbs the ladder grabbing the belt and handing it to Grenier as Ian goes over to the the ring bearer to call the bell.

Hood: YES!

Smith: This is unbelievable!

Hood: Highlight of the night!

Belvedere: Ladies and gentleman... the General Manager of Massacre Ian Bishop as informed me that the winner of this match... AND STILL OCW INTERNET CHAMPION... BOB GRENIER!

The crowd lets out the largest jeers of the night as Ian Bishop enters the ring with a microphone as Knox picks a half-conscious Grenier up with the title over his shoulder.

Ian Bishop: Kenshin, you told me you'd call this match down the line and you fucking lied. Vargas, you better be watching your back, we'll be coming for you. And in a few moments you all will witness PerZag become the OCW World Heavyweight Champion. This is what it's like to have... Power and Worth.

Ian drops the mic as Smart Went Crazy plays throughout the stadium. Ian places Grenier's other arm around his shoulder as he and Knox carry him out of the ringside are as we cut to commercial.

Upon coming back from commercial, The camera feed cuts to in the office of the General Manager as we see Ian Bishop and Knox discussing something as the international crowd boos them. They are speaking with soft tones but the recording from the cameras pick up what they are saying.

Ian Bishop: Now remember what we talked about--

Knox: Ian, you’ve told me a hundred times, yes, I know my role.

Ian Bishop: I’m just making sure you do. I want this to go off without a hitch.

Knox: Have I ever failed you before?

Ian Bishop: No, you’ve never failed me before, but don’t you know who the fuck I am? I’m all about perfection so excuse me if I’m fucking asking you another hundred times.

Knox: If it pleases you, repeat it all again.

Ian Bishop: Ok so when---

Their conversation is cut off with a knock on the door. Ian quickly hushes Knox as he respond.

Ian Bishop: Who the fuck is it? I’m busy!

The door opens, as Treat Cassidy pokes his head in.

Treat Cassidy: Your boss, Ian. That’s who the frig it is. Knox, how are you?

Knox nods at Cassidy, as Cassidy and Bishop lock eyes for a moment.

Treat Cassidy: Did you hear the news?

Bishop extends his hands as if to say ‘What fucking news?’ but instead, appeases the owner by asking.

Ian Bishop: What news?

Treat Cassidy: They found Green Monster shot dead and Max Corbin’s knee cap blown to smithereens earlier today here at the arena.

Ian Bishop: I’ll be damned. Who did it?

Treat Cassidy: Don’t know, Corbin won’t say a word. It’s like he’s scared shit less. He said it was some black thug, probably one of those freaken hamas. I'm also going to ignore the episode I just saw a moment ago when you stuck your nose into the Internet championship match, But hey, We need to talk business.

Treat opens Ian’s door all the way, as a short haired gentlemen walks in behind him, standing beside Cassidy, dressed to talk business the man is wearing a three piece suit and tie like Cassidy. The two stand before Bishop’s desk. Bishop eyes the stranger as does Knox.

Treat Cassidy: Fellas, I want you to meet an associate of mine. Mack O’Connor. Mack, that’s Ian Bishop, General Manager of Massacre and his, well, hired gun, Knox.

Mack O’Connor: Nice to meet you gentlemen.

O’Connor extends his hand, Bishop and Knox look at each other, and then shrug and shake O’Connor’s hand.

Treat Cassidy: This guy right here is a hard fighting Irishman that I’ve known the length of my wrestling career, and I have personally selected him to take the curse from the Internet championship. Whether it be Legion or Gateman taking on Grenier next month, O’Connor here is next in line, and I vouch for him he won’t disappoint.

Ian Bishop: Well hoo fucking ray Treat, you come in here to introduce us to your buddy? I mean no offense to you O’Connor but I sit here very much unimpressed. What about you Knox?

Knox nods agreeing with his boss. Cassidy shakes his head putting his hand up to his chin.

Treat Cassidy: Listen Ian, I gave you this position, the least you can give me is respect. Jack and I have enough on our plate, the guy barely listens to me to begin with and now you. C’mon I’ve got enough stress. I brought O’Connor in here, yes, to meet you, so you know, he’s part of the “team”. That’s all. Don’t be such a dick all the time. I also came in here to give you this.

Cassidy throws an envelope onto Ian’s desk. Nudges O’Connor and the two walk out of Ian’s office, Cassidy can be heard ‘freaken asswipe’ as they disappear down the hall.

Ian looks up at the two walking away and shakes his head in disgust. He opens the envelope, reads through it quickly and smiles arrogantly throwing the letter down to his desk. The cameras pan into what the letter reads:

Ian Bishop receives 10% stake in OCW shares.

Ian and Knox laugh out loud as the scene fades back to ring side.

As we come back from the Red Bull sponsorship ad, we cut into Smith and Hood at the commentary table.

Smith: Well folks, it’s been a great night thus far filled with tons of tremendous in-ring action as the Treat Cassidy era continues to impress here at Genesis.

Hood: STILL waiting on Phil Collins to show up…I can feel it…it’s in the air tonight, oh lawd!

Smith: His music in Tarzan was absolutely sublime

Hood: Are you butt-fucking kidding me? Listening to Phil Collins Tarzan music is like watching Pulp Fiction on the Disney Channel...so heavily watered down, what would be the fucking point?

Smith: They air Pulp Fiction on the Disney Channel? My word!

Hood: Yea, but it’s only like 15 minutes long once Mickey is done fucking around with it.

Smith: And don’t sit there and tell me you aren’t a Disney movie fan

Hood: Sorry, after Lion King, I checked out

Smith: *gasp* You mean you’ve never seen Frozen?

Hood: No *pauses* I’m a middle aged man with no kids and zero attraction to people under the age of eighteen.

Smith: That’s it, movie night…its happening

Hood: Tell ya what, after we’re done calling Sinful Nature, we can have your movie night.

Smith: But Sinful Nature isn’t happening

Hood: Exactly

Smith: WHATEVER! Anyway, let’s move on

Hood: Yes, Dean…is he here? If so, I’m very offended he didn’t shake my hand or at least toss me a casual nod of the head.

Smith: Cool your jets, Hood…he’s not here…he’s on an island…a kind-of-but-not-really-mythical island where all OCW Hall of Famers AND not-really-dead celebrities exist.

Hood: Fucking sweet…so, are you trying to tell me we have exclusive video of said island?

Smith: INDEED!

Hood: Roll the footage, creeps!

We cut to an island. It has sand and stuff. The ocean is nearby as a nice, warm…but not too warm because this place is supposed to resemble a paradise…breeze floats off the open water, whisking across the island and onto its inhabitants. A small bar made of wood and straw catches our eye as OCW’s newest Hall of Famer and former owner, Dean is leaning over, waiting for his drink to be made. The bartender is pretty fucking tall…like seven feet or something and his body language is that of a man who does not dig his chosen profession. Suddenly, Lurrr walks up, placing his arm around Dean.

Lurrr: Well buddy, congratulations, you’re in the Hall of Fame…of the fed you created.

Dean: Yea sucka, feels kinda weird…but, hey, at least it comes with this really awesome island.

Dean notices something behind the bar.

Dean: HEY SUCKA!

The bartender turns around, revealing himself as much maligned Hall of Famer, The Great One.

The Great One: WHAT?!

Dean: I said Grey Goose dumb fuck...not that bottom shelf shit. I mean, seriously, this is an island paradise…what are we doing with cheap liquor?

Lurrr: I think it’s there to give us a reason to harass TGO.

The Great One: I’m a fucking Hall of Famer; I don’t know why I have to bartend.

Dean: BECAUSE YOU SUCK

TGO rolls his eyes and hands Dean a drink. Dean eyes it carefully as this is like the tenth version of the drink Dean has forced TGO to assemble. Finally, Dean nods with approval. TGO holds out his hand and wiggles his eyebrows.

The Great One: How about a little something for the effort?

Dean slaps TGO’s hand with a mid-range five. TGO growls with contempt. Dean sips on his drink and takes a stroll with Lurrr along the beach in a total non gay way.

Dean: Yep, the Hall of Fame beach…this place is pretty awesome. I mean, look over there, D Double D is getting some sun on that super pale British skin of his.

Lurrr: Yep and over there you have Paras, Maurako and Cyanide talking about an OCW comeback that will never happen.

Dean: Oh and look over there, Mark Kelley and Pete Parker are taking turns with those average looking broads.

Lurrr: Yep, Kelley slaps them followed by Parker groping them.

Dean: Sex and Violence indeed.

Suddenly, Scorpion enters into our view, embracing Dean.

Scorpion: Congrats…boss…former nemesis…whatever…welcome to the island, about time we had a black man out here.

Dean: Now that you mention it, this island was completely lacking in color, aside from Tupac over there.

We see Tupac recording several songs off in the distance, he hasn’t aged a day.

Scorpion: Yep, working on his next album called “Tupac: The Lost Recordings Volume 104”.

Dean: Can’t wait to illegally download the torrent.

Lurrr: Scorpion

Scorpion: Lurrr

Lurrr: You know, you didn’t have to throw yourself into this scene…it was actually kind of rude.

Scorpion: Yea? Well I just realized the black hole of charisma that is Lurrr probably needed some help in keeping the audience awake.

Lurrr: Fuck you, asshole. I mean, who the hell goes around calling themselves ‘Scorpion’…we’re on an island, idiot…there aren’t any scorpions out here.

Scorpion: At least my name is a REAL word, mother fucker. What the hell does “Lurr” even stand for?

Lurrr: It’s Lurrr with three R’s, bitch!

The two begin to brawl as Dean darts out of harm’s way.

Dean: Ah, those two…some things never change. Oh and look over there, Silverfreak is teaching a group of midgets how to swim.

Silverfreak stands in knee deep water, sipping on a Silver Cola. Several of the midgets are struggling against the tide.

Midget: The tide is too tough!

Silverfreak: That’s it, just kick those little legs, come on and pretend like you’re trying to evade a giant rapist or man eating tree.

Midget: I can’t! Ahh! The tide, my little legs, help!!

The midgets begin to drown as Silverfreak turns around and sees Dean, he waves, Dean waves back.

Dean: Yep, it’s a great atmosphere around here, everybody is happy.

Dean walks up on a number of luxurious, spare-no-expense beach chairs laid out overlooking the ocean. Each chair has “OCW Hall of Fame” followed by the name of the Hall of Fame member underneath it. A new chair has been fashioned for Dean as well as Danny B. Dean rubs his chin as Maurako walks up.

Mario Maurako: How do you like your chair?

Dean: It looks comfortable enough…but I’m wondering, where is Ian Bishop’s?

Mario Maurako: Oh yea, about that…when it arrived, TGO in a totally unnecessary fit of jealous rage, destroyed it.

Dean: Really?

Dean turns around and looks at TGO who throws Dean a very douche-like wave. Dean extends his hand towards Maurako.

Dean: Give me a knife.

Mario Maurako: Dean, it’s just a chair, no need in stabbing Trevor.

Dean: I ‘m not going to fucking stab Trevor…just give me a knife, preferably the one you used to escape that trunk we last saw you in.

Mario nods, handing Dean a large knife. Dean walks over to TGO’s chair and starts to scratch his name away

The Great One: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Dean finishes and backs away. TGO’s name has been crossed off with Ian Bishop carved in underneath it. TGO freaks out behind the bar until an obese man walks up with a drink order.

Dean: Holy shit, is that Bifford? He’s really let himself go…

Mario Maurako: No man, that’s Elvis.

Dean: Oh

TGO laments his life as Elvis orders a bunch of wings, onion rings and chili cheese fries to go along with a bucket of beer.

Mario Maurako: Biff and Syren are at the arena.

Dean: The arena?

Mario Maurako: You don’t know about the arena? Shit…it’s on the other side of the island.

Dean: We are running short on time, how do I get there before this segment ends?

Mario Maurako: Wave your hands like its Wayne’s World…that should do the trick.

Dean does as instructed while chugging his drink. We slowly fade out and instantly back into the sandy pit of a giant, gladiatorial arena. Dean is standing next to Syren who is totally naked. Bifford is seated up against an arena wall, chewing on a leg of lamb wrapped in ham. The crowd is blood thirsty, chanting for carnage.

Dean: Where the hell did all of these people come from? I thought this island was a secret.

Scott Syren: These are all the fans from OCW’s first run. Apparently they all caught really shitty diseases like Hepatitis, AIDS and Death, plus some really bad staph infections. Either way, they all fuckin died and live out their after lives here on the island, watching us destroy jobbers from OCW’s past.

Dean: I guess I should have placed a greater emphasis on cleanliness in our early days.

Scott Syren: That and a no sex policy during live shows would have probably helped. I don’t know if you remember, but people would fuck like crazy in the crowd during matches.

Dean: The good old days. So, anyway, who do we have to face?

Syren points as Dean turns around and sees a giant paper gate with several jobbers imprisoned behind it. They try to break through, but are too weak and/or retarded. Familiar jobbers like Y2James, Zed, American Bad Ass, Kabuki Jo, Gavin Reed, The Siren and Hunter McKay are easily recognizable.

Dean: Holy shit, sucka…talk about a cesspool of crap. Sooo…

Dean looks over a Biff

Dean: Is he going to help us fight or what?

Scott Syren: Doubtful, he’s really depressed…I think you’d better talk to him.

Dean walks over to Biff who is lightly sobbing while licking a piece of ham or lamb flesh (hard to tell) from his chin. Dean crouches down, addressing Biff as if he were a toddler.

Dean: Biff, what’s wrong?

Big Bifford: Dean, I’m just so depressed. Now that we’re stuck on this island, I’ll never get my chance to savagely murder Dangerous Dan.

Dean: Don’t say that, Biff. You never know, Dan might get into the Hall of Fame and join us here.

Dean places his hand on Biff’s shoulder for comfort. Biff swipes it away, angrily.

Big Bifford: Oh come on, Dean. We’re talking about the Hall of Fame, Dan isn’t getting in. I’m never going to get to murder him…life isn’t fair!

Dean: Tell you what…how about I send an urgent message to Treat informing him he has to let Dan into the Hall of Fame.

Biff looks up at Dean with hope in his eyes, wiping the tears from his fat cheeks.

Big Bifford: Do you really mean it?

Dean: Absolutely, after all, TGO is in the Hall, right?

Dean extends his hand to help Biff to his feet. Biff smiles and grabs Dean’s hand, pulling up. In doing so, he yanks Dean to the ground. Biff then holds his arm out and whistles…his MIGHTY SCYTHE flies into view, slapping into his open palm. Dean stands up, wiping the dust off his body. The three OCW legends stand side by side, ready to destroy, murder and piss all over the jobbers standing behind the paper gate.

Dean: Alright, suckas let’s kick some ass

An extremely gorgeous, 110 lb female walks over and rips the gate in half. All the jobbers run through…several tripping over themselves, heading for the OCW Hall of Famers. Before our feed ends…we see Andy Murray lurking in a dark corner of the arena, thoughtfully rubbing his chin.

Smith: Well that was certainly interesting!

Hood: Hall of fame island, can't wait til I get there.

Smith: Like you ever would! Well there you go ladies and gentlemen, the former president Dean now inducted into the OCW Hall of Fame.

Hood: Hang on, he isn't here?

Smith: Couldn't get into the country apparently, something about drug charges and 'general Syrenism'.

Hood: He tried to bring Scott who just got his dick out at the airport didn't he?

Smith: That is what I have heard, any way, no time to dwell, Amber Ryan is officially out of the match, but here we go, the world title unification match! That is going to be epic!

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Smith: Well folks, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for.

Hood: The PPV is over? Finally! I can go to the hotel and order some porn!

Smith: Um, no. It’s time for the World Title Unification Match!

Hood: IT’S TIME FOR THE WORTHIEST TO WIN!

Smith: We’ll see, but yes, we have the OCW Central Champion Danny B versus the OCW Southern Champion MJ Bell versus the OCW Northeastern Champion PerZag in a Triple Threat match to unify the regional titles and crown the first OCW World Heavyweight Champion since Scott Syren back in 2005

Hood: Why did you have to mention Syren’s name? I miss the Saviour of L’Ardanth. This would be so much better if he was in this match… with an orca.

Smith: This match did call for OCW Western Champion Amber Ryan to compete but due to being attacked earlier in the show, she will not be able to compete.

Hood: She was not worthy.

Smith: Moving on!

The drums entrance of “ Soul Wars” by AWOLNATION begins to play through the P.A system as smoke begins to flood the entrance ramp. Immediately the crowd begins to cheer as MJ emerges out from smoke walking with a confident smirk on her face and the OCW Southern Championship raised in the air. Behind MJ emerges Kenshin Takamura who is seen limping from the beatdown he received earlier. As MJ makes her way to the ring she interacts with the crowd giving out hand-fives. She climbs up onto the apron before moving between the ropes that is opened up by Kenshin into ring. Both of her arms lift in the air only encouraging the reactions from the crowd before shouting “Burn It down!” which gains a pop from the crowd. She leans against the ropes with a grin across her features waiting for the match to begin.

Hood: MJ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Smith: She’s waiting for her opponents?

Hood: No! I mean with that idiot Kenshin! She has the best boyfriend in the whole wide world Ian Bishop!

Smith: I am pretty sure MJ is allowed to have male friends.

Hood: You’ve obviously never dated a woman before.

The lights of the arena go out and all that is seen is a small glow of light from the entrance ramp. ‘Eye Of The Tiger’ by Survivor starts to play over the PA system as a hooded figure walks on to the entrance ramp. The lights come back on as the hooded figure stands still on the stage. The hooded figure walks down to the ring slowly. He gets into the ring and stands in the center of it. He slowly removes the hood and shows his hideous scars throughout the arena. 'Eye Of The Tiger' by Survivor stops playing as PerZag walks over to a corner in the ring and crouches down near it with his OCW North Eastern Championship around his waist.

Smith: Ever since coming into this company, PerZag has been on a roll with Operation Zero and being OCW Internet Champion and has had some amazing matches.

Hood: And then he was rightfully given the OCW North Eastern Championship and is now going to be the worthiest champion of all time!

Smith: I don’t know if i agree with him being given the title but I will admit if he was given the opportunity he would’ve had a good chance to win it. PerZag is a great competitor.

Hood: THE REST ARE UNWORTHY! ONLY PERZAG!

Smith: Ok…

The lights dim in the arena, after a second of stillness, the first words of Xandria's "Ravenheart" echo around the arena.

"Come to me, Ravenheart, messenger of Evil..."

The crowd cheers as “The Ripper” Danny B steps out from behind the curtain, with the OCW Central Championship around his waist and Amber’s OCW Western Championship in his hand. He turns his back on the crowd and stretches his arms out in a signature pose, he turns back, a smile etched on his painted face. He screams into the crowd, before jumping onto the nearest guard rail and falling backwards, allowing the crowd to surf him around the arena. He surfs all the way around the arena, having the crowd put him down onto the rail by the stage again. He removes his trench coat, throwing it into the crowd. He jumps back onto the entrance way, and with one more scream, bolts towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom, he jumps up, sprinting across the ring, bounces back off the ropes, before finally sliding into the corner, waiting, seated with his back against the turnbuckles, arms resting on the ropes.

Smith: Danny B has been dominate ever since returning to the wrestling ring. He’s been one half of the OCW Tag Team Champion with Amber Ryan for four months now and has had epic clashes with Scott Syren and defeated our GM last month for his Central Championship but his career may all come in an end again if he loses tonight.

Hood: Please lose Danny… please lose Danny…

Smith: How can you be so disrespectful to an individual like Danny? He even brought out Amber’s title as tribute!

Hood: I can because you mentioned Syren’s name again! I’m gonna cry soon.

Referee Scruff climbs into the ring and collects the championships from Danny, PerZag and MJ and hands them to a nearby ringside worker. A briefcase is then handed to Scruff who opens it up to reveal the OCW World Heavyweight Championship as the crowd cheers for the shiny, gold belt with black leather belt. Belvedere enters the ring, microphone in hand, to introduce the wrestlers.

Belvedere: Ladies and Gentleman the following matchup is your main event of the evening! The following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall and is for the vacant OCW World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, from Paradise Michigan, weighing in this evening at 125 lbs… she is the final OCW Southern Champion… the high flying terror, sunset, MJ BELL!!!

The crowd explodes in cheers as MJ climbs the turnbuckle and raises her hands for the crowd while smiling. A “burning mage” chant breaks out as he goes back to the mat as Belvedere continues.

Belvedere: From Benalla, Victoria, Australia, weighing in this evening at 216lbs… he is the first and final OCW Northeastern Champion… the Worthiest of All… PERZAG!!!

PerZag stands up, raising his arms as the crowd boos the worthy one. He turns around, glaring at the crowd as he sits back down.

Belvedere: And finally, from Brighton, England, weighing in this evening at 201lbs… he is the final OCW Central Champion… the Dark Warrior, the Madhouse Maverick, that Son-of-a-Bitch… “THE RIPPER” DANNY B!!!

Danny smirks as the crowd explodes again with cheers as a Danny chant emerges from the Israeli crowd. Belvedere exits the ring as Scruff shows each individual the belt before passing it back to the outside.Scruff then goes to the center of the ring and calls for the bell.

DING DING DING! Smith: Here we go! History in the making!

Hood: Go PerZag Go!

Smith: Now, as per Triple Threat rules, this match will fall under no disqualification.

Hood: But I thought Triple Threat’s had disqualifications?

Smith: Well, some do and some don’t I guess.

Hood: Don’t fucking confuse me man.

Danny, PerZag and MJ all step to the center of the ring as the three of them stare at each as the crowd is buzzing with excitement. Danny turns to MJ and extends his arm out to shake her hand. MJ with a smile of confidence accepts the handshake as PerZag rolls his eyes.

Smith: Excellent sportsmanship between Danny and MJ.

Hood: I’m going to puke.

Danny notices PerZag’s eye roll as he cocks his eyebrow but then offers to shake PerZag’s hand as well. The crowd is surprised at this motion as PerZag laughs but extends this arm anyway for the shake however Danny fakes and pokes PerZag in the eye! PerZag covers his eye as Danny and MJ double team him with punches and kicks until both whip him off the ropes that sends PerZag to the other side of the ring and as he turns around his clotheslined over the top rope by Danny. Danny exits the ring as does MJ as the two grab PerZag by his hair and whip him into the steel steps causing him to flip over them!

Hood: This is supposed to be a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! Not a HANDICAP MATCH!

Smith: Danny and MJ are clearly looking to take PerZag out early!

Hood: Not fair at all!

PerZag holds onto his knees as Danny and MJ continue to attack him with kicks to the head, abdomen and legs. MJ walks a short a distance away from Danny as he picks PerZag, whips him towards MJ as she hits PerZag with a dropkick, sending him down to the floor. MJ climbs a turnbuckle and points to PerZag as the crowd pops. MJ then catapults to the floor, connecting with a gullitone leg drop! Danny then climbs the apron and raises his hands for the crowd as he flips backwards and connects a moonsault onto PerZag. Danny then hooks the leg of PerZag as Scruff climbs to the outside.

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MJ immediately pulls Danny off of PerZag as the two now stare down. Danny nods with a smirk of approval to MJ’s move but then goes on the offense as he punches her a few times before whipping her into the steel post. As she falls to the ground Danny continues to assault on PerZag as he picks him up and slams his face into the announce table. PerZag falls to one knee as Danny looks under the ring for a weapon and hauls out a steel chair. Danny goes to hit PerZag across the back but PerZag punches Danny in the gut, causing him to drop the chair. PerZag kicks Danny in the gut and then hits a DDT with Danny’s head hitting the chair. PerZag watches as Danny rolls onto his back revealing blood but also Danny smiling while he is in pain.

Smith: It’s never good to start to bleed this early in the match but I think Danny will be fine.

Hood: Did you see that smile? Danny is insane!

Smith: He just embraces the hardcore style!

Hood: Someone fetch a straight jacket.

PerZag leaves Danny on the ground as he retraces his steps back to MJ Bell who is getting up. PerZag goes for a forearm slam but MJ elbows PerZag hard in the nose, causing him to double back against the barricade. MJ punches PerZag in the head before making sure his chest is clear as she chops him! The sound echoes throughout the stadium as MJ clears his chest again and chops some more. She does the about five times as PerZag holds his chest and walks away from MJ but she follows him and bulldogs him onto the mat. MJ goes to the top of the steel steps and hits a double foot stomp onto PerZag before hitting a standing moonsault and going for the pin.

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PerZag kicks out as MJ immediately gets up and rolls PerZag back into the ring. PerZag is slow to get up in the ring as MJ climbs a turnbuckle and connects with a perfect missile dropkick, sending PerZag down on his back. MJ pumps the crowd up as she bounces off the ropes to hit PerZag with another move but out of nowhere Danny reappears and scoop slams MJ on top of PerZag! MJ rolls off of PerZag as Danny picks her up and hits a snap suplex on top of PerZag again! PerZag rolls out of the ring holding his stomach as MJ is bending her body forward due to the back pain.

Smith: Danny recovering quite nicely from the DDT onto the chair, hitting an impressive amount of moves.

Hood: Why is it that you comment on how awesome Danny apparently is but don’t mention a damn thing about the worthy PerZag?

Smith: When PerZag hits a few moves in a row, I’ll get back to you.

Hood: Smart ass.

Danny grabs a fistful of MJ’s hair but MJ elbows Danny in the gut, repeating the action until he lets go of her hair. MJ then grabs a fistfull of Danny’s hair and slams him down to the ground. MJ leg drops onto Danny’s throat and stays down, choking Danny for a moment before flipping around and rubbing her knee in Danny’s face. Danny pushes MJ away as he gets up and MJ attempts a clothesline but Danny ducks, wraps his arms around her abdomen and launches her up for a german suplex! Danny goes to the ring apron, allowing MJ to get up and Danny connects with a springboard clothesline! Danny bends down, waiting for MJ to get up again wanting to go for a spear but out of nowhere PerZag reenters the ring and grabs Danny by the throat, chokeslamming him out of the ring onto the floor! PerZag then goes to cover MJ.

Hood: Comment on PerZag! Comment on him RIGHT NOW!

Smith: You need to calm down Hood. Yes, it was an impressive chokeslam!

Hood: Yeah that’s right! It’s time for PerZag to shine!

Smith: Indeed!

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MJ kicks out as PerZag argues with Scruff on the cover. PerZag shakes his head in disgust as he picks MJ up and whips her into the corner turnbuckle and then clothesline her. PerZag then goes for a punch but MJ blocks it, and throws PerZag into the corner. She starts a fury of punches before climbing the turnbuckle and raises her arms to a cheer from the crowd. She begins to punch him and the crowd counts along.

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At the eight count PerZag grabs MJ at the waist, picks her up and steps forward away from the corner as he slams her down back first from a powerbomb! At this point PerZag goes for another cover.

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PerZag during the pin is pulled out of the ring by Danny who plants him on his feet and connects a right hook under PerZag’s jaw. PerZag clutches his mouth as Danny grabs PerZag’s arm and locks him into a crossface! The crowd is going crazy as PerZag cries out in pain but then Danny doubles the pain as he slams PerZag’s head to the ground, grabs a pair of brass knuckles from his pocket and reapplies the crossface with them!

Hood: How is this fair? Unbelievable.

Smith: I told you earlier that it was a no disqualification match.

Hood: Yeah but at least PerZag is trying to keep this weapon free and have a traditional match full of pure skill.

Smith: He DDT’ed Danny onto a steel chair!

Hood: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

PerZag has his arm out like he is ready to tap as Danny applies more pressure but MJ slides out from the ring and dropkicks Danny right in the face, breaking the hold. MJ looks at the barricade and with a smile on her face hops up waiting for either man to get up. Both men get up at the same as MJ runs across the barricade, jumps off and hits a hurricanrana on PerZag and with the momentum launches him into Danny, knocking both of them down as the crowd goes wild chanting “MJ”.

Smith: MJ proving she can fight with the men in this match!

Hood: I see one true man and two pussies in this match, as far as I’m concerned.

Smith: Are you kidding me?

Hood: Not at all! You have Danny B and then the fine as always MJ Bell.

Smith: Be careful what you say, Ian Bishop may come down and fire you.

Hood: Aw shit you’re right, SORRY IAN! DON’T FIRE ME!

MJ raises her arms and screams in the air as the crowd continues to chant, pumping adrenaline into her. MJ takes a hold of Danny and drags him so he is on top of PerZag as she climbs the turnbuckle and tries to keep her balance. She then goes for a moonsault leg drop but both men roll out of the way causing MJ to land legs first onto the concrete floor! She cries out in pain as PerZag gets up and kicks MJ in the chest. Danny attempts to headbutt PerZag but PerZag grabs Danny and belly-to-belly suplexes him into the barricade! Danny places a hand on his back as PerZag stops for a moment to flex his muscles and the crowd boos.

Smith: And there goes PerZag showboating.

Hood: Showboating? No way, he was just trying to work a kink out of his arm.

Smith: That’s your story?

Hood: That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.

PerZag with a smirk slowly walks with a strut in his step towards Danny, who is getting up with help from the barricade. PerZag grabs a hold of Danny’s head and bashes it into the barricade a few times, reopening the wound on his head as blood begins to trickle out again. PerZag starts yelling at Danny, who is on his knees but Danny low blows PerZag and then quickly gets up and lays him out with his RKS! The crowd goes nuts as Danny makes quick for the cover.

Smith: Match is over!

Hood: Fuck!

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MJ dives in out of nowhere with the break up! MJ gets to her feet in the middle of the ramp as Danny gets up, frustrated with the break. He heads towards her as the two exchange punches before Danny knees her in the gut and tries to hit a fameasser but MJ moves out of the way and as Danny hits the ramp MJ nails him with a dropkick! Danny’s back and head hit the ramp hard as he rolls off the ramp. MJ gets to her feet, catching her breath but is quickly brought down with spear from PerZag! He then picks her up and delivers a running powerslam from off the ramp back on the concrete floor!

Smith: What a move by PerZag!

Hood: That’s going to hurt in the morning, damn Zag.

MJ cries out in pain as PerZag rolls her back into the ring as he follows. Danny can be seen slowly coming to his sense as he is halfway to the ring. PerZag hits a DDT on MJ and as she is getting up from the move, PerZag eyes her getting ready for his finisher. Danny enters the ring as MJ finally gets up as PerZag tries to go for the PerZag Perfection but MJ pushes herself off of PerZag as Danny charges in for his own Spear on PerZag! The crowd explodes as Danny gets up with massive amounts of adrenaline but then MJ hits Danny with the Backdraft! MJ covers Danny for the pin.

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3- NO!

Danny kicks out at the last second as the crowd gasps, thinking MJ had it. She then sees PerZag out as well so she quickly crawls over to him, hooking his leg.

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3- NO!

Smith: Another close call for MJ!

Hood: I’m starting to worry here, c’mon Zag get your shit together!

MJ runs her hands through her hair, obviously frustrated she didn’t get the win with those two attempts. She shakes her head as she raises to her feet and drags PerZag into position in the ring. MJ climbs the turnbuckle as she goes for a moonsault and connects and goes for the pin but Danny drags her off and pushes her out of the ring. Danny then goes to cover PerZag but then MJ pulls him out of the ring. Danny appears frustrated as he viciously kicks MJ in the side before whipping her shoulder first into the steel steps, the impact breaking them apart!

Smith: I think Danny was trying to be as competitive and fair with MJ as possible but he just wants this win.

Hood: And that’s why Danny is a pussy. He should’ve been this vicious from the get go.

Smith: You actually might be right.

Hood: What do you mean actually?

Danny looks down at MJ as she cries out, holding her shoulder as Danny looks under the ring, trying to mix some hardcore into the match. He pulls out a ladder to the excitement of the crowd as he pushes it into the ring while PerZag is coming to his senses. Danny leans the ladder against one of the corner turnbuckles as he goes over to PerZag and head butts him before whipping him against the ropes and tries to belly-to-back suplex him but PerZag, while still holding Danny, turns around and hits his own belly-to-back as Danny crashes back first onto the leaning ladder! Danny crumbles to the ground as PerZag holds one of the ropes for support as MJ makes her way into the ring. MJ goes for a clothesline but PerZag grabs her arm, lifts her onto his shoulders and locks in the Torture Rack!

Hood: YES!

Smith: This could be the end for MJ!

Hood: Tap out MJ, tap out!

PerZag keeps the submission hold locked in hard as he flails his body around, causing distress to MJ. MJ cries out in pain, looking for anything to grab a hold of but PerZag is in the center of the ring! PerZag continues as MJ begins to flail less and less, making it apparent she is beginning to pass out. Scruff comes by and grabs MJ’s hand, raising it and letting go while she is still on top of PerZag’s shoulders.

1!

Smith: The Torture Rack is one of the deadliest submission moves there is.

Hood: Shut up! You’re killing the suspense!

2!

Smith: Will MJ come to?

Hood: Shut the fuck up Smith!

Scruff raises her hand one final time and as it begins to descend Danny climbs the apron, springs off the ropes and shoulder block’s PerZag, causing MJ to fall off of PerZag and roll out of the ring. Danny brushes his hair back, his teeth grinding as he is waiting for PerZag to get up, looking for the RKS. PerZag slowly shakes his head as he gets to his feet, turns around and as Danny goes for the RKS, PerZag pushes Danny back to the ropes and as he comes back hits the PerZag Perfection!

Hood: It’s all over now!

Smith: Danny’s career could be over right now!

Hood: My fingers are so crossed!

1…

2…

3- NO!

Danny lifts his shoulder up at the last second as the crowd explodes and PerZag slams his fist into the mat. He gets up and starts arguing with Scruff on the count, grabbing him by his collar and putting him in a corner. PerZag pushes him off as he brushes his hair back and turns around to a spear from Danny! Danny collapses to the ground as the crowd is going absolutely bonkers, chanting Danny’s name as he slowly goes for the pin. Scruff goes for the count but from under the ring, Knox appears out of nowhere and pulls Danny off of PerZag and out to the floor.

Smith: What?! Hasn’t Knox caused enough problems already?

Hood: Are you kidding? He’s been solving problems as far as I can tell. Go Knox!

Knox whips Danny hard shoulder first into the ring post as Danny collapses to the ground. Danny is slow to get up as Knox stretches his arm and as Danny gets to his feet Knox plants him with his “Knox-Out” clothesline from hell that causes Danny to do a flip mid-air before landing on his head. The crowd begins to boo the carnage as General Manager of Massacre Ian Bishop comes out with a steel chair in hand.

Hood: These two are practically saving the match!

Smith: This was such a great match… why are they ruining it?

Hood: I don’t know what you’re talking, I’ve got a hard-on right now!

Smith: Don’t elaborate.

Hood: Wasn’t going to!

A classic “paper champion” chant begins as Ian becomes red in the face and starts screaming at the fans. Knox is watching over Danny as Ian comes down to the ringside area with the steel chair ready. Danny gets to his feet as Ian smashes the chair into Danny’s forehead, as he collapses again onto the ground. Ian begins to scream at Danny “You screwed me out of my title, I’m going to screw you out of yours!” as Knox locks Danny into a sharpshooter and Ian begins to smack Danny’s face continuously. Knox then picks Danny up by his neck, brings him over to the announce table and chokeslams him through the table!

Smith: Stop ruining the match Knox!

Hood: Look at the balls on you Smith! Always thought you had a shiney vagina!

Smith: He’s looking right at me. What should I do?

Hood: Shut the fuck up because I can’t keep calling you an idiot if Knox kicks your ass!

Ian shakes Knox as he order Knox to get PerZag up. Knox enters the ring as Ian is smiling but is turned around by a confused MJ. The crowd begins to spur from the past interactions between these two as MJ is yelling at Ian “Why are you doing this?”. Ian, with a smirk, yells back “It’s just business, sweetheart.” Ian continues to order Knox to get PerZag out of the ring when out of nowhere MJ smacks Ian across the face!

Hood: Holy shit!

Smith: What is MJ thinking smacking Ian? He deserved it but she could get in some serious trouble.

Hood: Serious trouble in the name of Knox kicking the shit out of her.

Ian rubs the cheek that MJ slapped as the crowd is going nuts and a MJ chant breaks out. Ian rolls his sleeves up as if he getting ready to attack MJ but Kenshin Takamura, who accompanied MJ to the ring earlier, gets up from his seat at ringside and stands in between Ian. Ian starts mouthing off to Kenshin as Kenshin doesn’t look like he wants to get into with in but then Ian pushes him causing MJ to fall back. Kenshin look down at MJ, who looks upset, and then hits Ian with his “Tiger Strike” Buzzsaw Kick, knocking Ian out!

Hood: WHY IS EVERYONE HITTING OUR GENERAL MANAGER?! DOES NO ONE WANT A JOB!??!

Smith: Kenshin doesn’t have a contract with OCW! He’s free game!

Hood: Well he’ll never get one now!

Kenshin nods and smiles as Ian is motionless on the ground. He helps MJ to her feet but Kenshin looks in the ring to see an enraged Knox staring him down. Knox throws PerZag to the ground as Kenshin flies over the barricade and runs through the crowd as Knox chases him. MJ stares into the ring to see PerZag stirring to his feet. MJ rolls into the ring and as PerZag is to one knee she connects with “the Burning Mage” shining wizard! MJ hooks PerZag’s legs as the crowd counts with Scruff.

1…

2…

3- NO!

PerZag kicks out at the absolute last second as MJ lays down on the mat, panting for air. The crowd begins to chant “this is awesome” and “OCW” as MJ slowly gets up and heads out of the ring. She digs under the ring and pulls out a table, as the crowd stirs in excitement. She sets it up as she goes back into the ring and slowly drags PerZag out to the floor, with some difficulty. She drags PerZag on top of the table as she climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at Zag. She points to the crowd and in that moment PerZag quickly flies off the table and climbs, looking for the PerZag Perfection off the the top rope but MJ hooks her leg, blocking the move. The two of them exchange blows so when MJ hits the crowd cheers but when PerZag hits they jeer. They do this for several moments until PerZag head butts MJ hard and goes to lift her up but out of nowhere Danny emerges into the ring, runs up the leaned ladder from earlier and spears both MJ and PerZag off the top turnbuckle and through the table below! The crowd explodes as all three wrestlers are passed out on the floor.

Smith: Danny with the move of the match!

Hood: Fuck that was hardcore!

Smith: Indeed!

Scruff stands there checking on all three, all of them out of breath and breathing hard on the floor. Scruff shrugs his shoulders as he can’t count them out and none of them are moving. A mixed Danny / MJ chant begins as Danny is the first to start get up. MJ and PerZag start to stir as Danny is up on one knee. He rolls into the ring, crawling to the ropes to help him up as PerZag uses the steel steps and MJ uses the barricade. MJ calls out to Danny, signalling for under the ring as PerZag is entering the ring. Danny with the energy he has left rams into PerZag and is kicking and punching him while MJ drags out and sets up yet another table. Danny hoists PerZag onto the turnbuckle as he climbs up and hooks his head under his arm. MJ makes the signal as Danny jumps and delivers his rare “Ravenheart” top rope DDT through the table and onto the floor.

Hood: They’re trying to give PerZag brain damage! Arrest this man!

Smith: Oh, and Knox chokeslamming Danny through our table wasn’t?

Hood: It wasn’t the same thing!

Danny spits on PerZag as the crowd is going nuts, chanting “holy shit” as Danny rolls back into the ring as does MJ as the two stare down. They lock up in the ring as MJ hooks Danny’s head but Danny reverses going for a RKS but MJ pushes him off going for the Backdraft but Danny reverses that going for another RKS but MJ flies on top of Danny and locks in her octopus hold! The crowd is on their feet as Danny is shaking his arms and is taken to one knee in the middle of the ring.

Smith: This could be it!

Hood: How many times have you said that so far?

Smith: I know, but this match has been long and Danny has gone through a lot!

MJ is screaming for Danny to tap as she tightens the hold and Danny is fighting to keep his other leg up and not to go down on his knees. Scruff asks Danny is he wants to tap and he shakes his head no. Danny then improvises and rolls forward, causing MJ to break the hold but she falls to Danny’s feet so MJ grabs his legs and locks in a Sharpshooter! Danny is up on his hands screaming, the sweat soaking his hair as he shakes his head and his hair flies everywhere. He grabs a fistfull of his own hair and holds his other arm out not sure whether to tap or not. Danny begins to reach for the ropes and he is a near inch away from grabbing it to help with leverage but MJ pulls him away back into the middle of the ring.

Hood: Tap you son of a bitch tap!

Smith: I thought you were going for PerZag?

Hood: Well he’s practically dead so might as well root for the next best thing!

Danny keeps crawling, with everything he has left in him towards the ropes and looks like he might tap out but from out of nowhere PerZag grabs a hold Danny’s arm so he can’t tap out. MJ is unaware of this as Danny is screaming in pain but PerZag continues to prevent him from tapping. PerZag finally yanks Danny out of the ring, causing MJ to fall to the ground in exhaustion as PerZag slowly enters the ring, stalking MJ for his move. MJ gets up and tries to block PerZag’s kick but it gets through, hitting her gut as PerZag screams out and hits a vicious PerZag Perfection onto the leaning ladder as MJ bounces off and hits the ring. PerZag goes for the pin.

Hood: This HAS TO BE IT! MJ practically screwed up Danny’s legs and she is exhausted.

Smith: One would think.

Hood: Fucking finally, GO ZAG!!!

1…

2…

3- NO!

The crowd is stunned as MJ kicks and PerZag is furious as he gets up and starts screaming at Scruff, arguing the count. Scruff is backed into a corner as PerZag continues to insult the referee when MJ gets up and hits the Backdraft on PerZag! The crowd screams as instead of going for the pin, MJ decides to drag PerZag to the center of the ring and lock in her Sharpshooter again! PerZag looks the exact same as Danny did, sweaty hair flying all over the place from his head shaking and screaming as MJ tightens the hold. PerZag crawls towards the ropes, looking for leverage as he grabs the first rope and then tries to hoist is body by grabbing the second rope. Danny sees this happening as he begins to get up but also General Manager Ian Bishop is finally starting to come to. Ian sees Danny try to stop PerZag from breaking the hold so Ian grabs a steel chair, and goes to smash Danny with it but Danny ducks and Ian hits PerZag with the chair!

Smith: And that’s what you get for cheating!

Hood: FUCK NO!

Danny kicks Ian, causing the steel chair to fall and Danny hits Ian with a RKS onto the steel chair! The crowd explodes for harm done to the General Manager but this whole time MJ had dragged PerZag back into the middle of the ring and has reapplied the Sharpshooter! PerZag has his hand out, his face a bloody mess, as he is screaming in pain. Danny crawls into the ring and goes to prevent PerZag from tapping but PerZag taps out just before Danny can reach him.

Smith: AND IT’S OVER!

Hood: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Smith: MJ HAS DEFIED THE ODDS!

Hood: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Smith: THE UNDERDOG HAS DONE IT!!!

Belvedere: Here is your winner…. AND NEW OCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… MJ BELL!!!

“Soul Wars” blares throughout the stadium as PerZag is passed out in the ring, Danny is lying on his back with his hands covering his eyes as MJ slowly gets, full of emotion and tears. Scruff comes to the ring as he hands MJ the OCW World Heavyweight Championship, causing her to fall to her knees, holding the gold belt in her hands. She gets up, as Scruff grabs her free hand and raises it as she lifts the belt with her other hand. Confetti begins to fall from the stadium as a big smile is now shown on the face of MJ. She excitedly walks towards a turnbuckle, climbs it and raises it high in the air as a very loud MJ chant follows.

Smith: What a beautiful scene!

Hood: *crying*

Smith: Why are you crying?

Hood: You are right, it is kind of beautiful!

Smith: After everything MJ has been through, she never gave up and she has the right to claim to be the #1 wrestler in OCW!

MJ climbs all the turnbuckles, holding the belt high and pointing the fans, having some fun. She drops down, the ring now full of confetti as she is stopped in her tracks with Danny B standing there, smiling at her. Danny extends his arm out as she smiles and accepts the handshake but then Danny pulls her in for a hug. The crowd claps the sportsmanship of these two as Danny raises MJ’s hand up. The confetti stops falling as MJ leaves the ring and walks up the ramp, holding the title up in the air, with the fans still chanting. Her music stops as Danny is still in the middle of ring, visibly emotional as his eyes are teary. The fans give Danny a standing ovation and a “Thank you Ripper” chant starts up. He climbs a turnbuckle and raises his arms as “Ravenheart” plays, with the crowd cheering him on. Smith stands up, taking his headset off.

Hood: Don’t leave me here hanging. I can’t be the only guy doing this shit. Err… damn it.

Hood takes off his headset and stands up as well, clapping along with Smith as Danny gets out of the ring, high fiving fans around the ringside area. He heads up the ramp as he is still a bit teary eyed as we cut back to commentary.

Smith: Man, what a match!

Hood: Even though my man PerZag didn’t win, it’s one for the history books

Smith: Indeed! Folks, thank you so much for being with us on this historic night!

Hood: I can finally order my porn!

Smith: Join us next week as we are live Monday for Massacre on August 4th and our next PPV which will take place on August 31st!

Hood: Sweet, do we got a name for the PPV yet?

Smith: Last Man Standing, OCW’s official August Pay-Per-View under Dean, Treat Cassidy is going to continue with it’s legacy.

Hood: Sweet one of my all time favorites! Last Man Standing, for those who don’t know, is set up much like a Best of the Ring tournament, where there should be qualifying matches all throughout the month, setting up for the finals at Last Man Standing, where we crown a #1 contender for the World Heavyweight championship!

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