~The screen goes black and then you hear the familiar OCW Theme begin playing as we see the logo flash onto the screen. Suddenly, the logo fades out and we see clips of FrostBite ’99. We see the eight man tourney for the World Title. We see Lurrr defeating all comers and becoming the first ever World Champ. A scene with Lurrr holding the title is shown and then it fades into a shot of D Double D and Logan Caine staring each other down with the words Frost Bite at the lower part of the screen. The Frost Bite music then ends and the screen explodes into a jam packed Astrodome in Houston, Texas. The pyros begin going off and the fans are going absolutely crazy. The camera then cuts backstage where we see a long black limo pull up. The door opens and out steps, the masked man that has attacked Shady twice in the past week. The camera then cuts to Hood, Jones and Sam who are at ringside~
Jones: Hello again everyone and welcome to the one year anniversary Pay Per View, welcome to Frost Bite 2000!!!!
Hood: Yup, and man this Frost Bite is set to kick major ass!! I mean look how far OCW has come in a year, this is going to be something special!!
Sam: Yea, and coming off of a very funny and emotional awards show, I would say tonight could definitely be a night to remember!!
Jones: Yes, and Hood you had the privilege of hosting the show last night…..how was it?
Hood: It was great Jones, just to see some old friends and everything. I loved being there and I can’t wait till next year when we do it again!!
Jones: Alright, well lets take a quick look at tonight’s matches. Starting with our personal favorites. What is yours Hood?
Hood: Well, I gotta go with Wrestler of the Year Scott Syren taking on Cash Money. Nothing like a good old fashioned hardcore brawl, and Syren can brawl with the best of them!!
Sam: My match would have to be Silverfreek taking on Triple M, this one is going to be too close to call. Silverfreek is a Hall of Famer, but Triple M is one hell of a wrestler. This is possibly the match that could boost Triple M up to the next level!!
Jones: I agree, and as for my favorite, it is the World title match with D Double D taking on Logan Caine. Now, a lot of rumors have been circulating about this match. Such as wrestler’s aren’t happy with these men taking the spot light, but in my opinion, you couldn’t have two better wrestlers in this spot on any Pay Per View!!
Hood: I agree, these guys will put on one hell of a show!!
Jones: Most Definitely!! Also tonight, the Fish defends his US Title, four newcomers face off for the LightWeight Title, Tag Team titles will be decided and the Television Title tournament will end!
Hood: I am making a prediction Jones. The winner of the TV Title tournament will be the next guy to step up into the OCW spotlight!
Jones: I agree 100%!!! Wait a minute, I am being told that something is going down backstage!! Lets take a look….
~The camera cuts backstage where we see Arryk Rage holding his knee in pain and screaming. Paramedics quickly rush over to him and attend to him and the camera cuts back to commentators booth~
Jones: Oh No!! I have just received word that due to Rage’s injuries, he will not compete here tonight, thus making the LightWeight title match a three way!
Hood: Well, sux for him huh?
Sam: Yea!
Jones: Anyways, lets get down to ringside for the LightWeight Title match!!!
~ “Illusions” by Cypress Hill begins playing and the fans stand and watch as Enigma makes his way down to the ring area~
Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a Triple Threat elimination match and is for the OCW LightWeight Championship!!! Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, standing 5’8” and weighing in at 215 lbs……..ENIGMA!!!!!
~ “Steve Blackman’s Theme” begins playing and the fans stand and watch as Beefcake Brian Hanes makes his way down to the ring area~
Cobbs: Introducing next, from Miami, Florida, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 226 lbs…….BEEFCAKE BRIAN HANES!!!!!
~ “Cha-Ching Cha-Ching” hits the PA and the fans look and see AJ Cash make his way down to the ring area~
Cobbs: And their opponent, from San Francisco, California, standing 6’1” and weighing in at 225 lbs……AJ CASH!!!!!
~The bell rings and all three men stand in their corners, staring each other down. Cash then charges at Enigma, but Enigma moves out of the way and throws Cash into the corner. Enigma begins to punch and kick away at the gut of Cash. But the from behind, Hanes nails Enigma with a forearm to the head. Hanes then nails Enigma with a couple of elbows to the head, before grabbing his head and dropping him with a swinging neck breaker~
Jones: This match has gotten off to a fast start!!
Hood: Yea, sure has, and all because AJ Cash was a little excited!
Sam: Yea, and he ended up getting his ass beat by Enigma to start things, off, hehe
~Hanes now turns to get Cash, but gets a thumb to the eye instead. Cash then gets on the top turnbuckle, grabs the head of Hanes and leaps off, connecting with a tornado DDT. Cash then gets up and sees Enigma resting on the ropes, Cash rushes towards him, but Enigma ducks and flips Cash over the top rope and down to the outside~
Jones: Well, that is what AJ Cash gets for running around like a wild man!
Hood: Yea, his ass just got dumped outside the ring, hehe!
Sam: Yea, but that was a pretty tremendous Tornado DDT!!
Hood: True, True
~Enigma now walks over to Hanes, who is laying flat on his back in the middle of the ring and pulls him to his feet. Enigma whips him into the ropes, Hanes bounces off, Enigma puts his head down, but Hanes drops him with an implant DDT. Hanes then tries to pin Enigma and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Jones: Wow!!! Almost a quit exit for Enigma there!!
Hood: Sure was!! Damn, that was close!
Sam: Just shows how quick things can change in a match like this!
~Hanes then pulls Enigma to his feet and they begin brawling. Meanwhile, you see Cash climbing to the top turnbuckle. He gets up and then leaps off, nailing a cross body on both Hanes and Enigma. All three men are knocked down and hurt by the impact~
Jones: Wow!! Great move by AJ Cash there!!
Hood: Great move? The moron hurt himself in the process!
Sam: Yea, but he did even the odds!
Hood: You guys are nuts man!
~Cash gets to his feet and he pulls Hanes to his. Cash whips Hanes into the, but Hanes reverses. Cash bounces off the ropes, Hanes puts his head down, lifts Cash up in the air, and Cash comes flying down, but as he falls, Enigma gets up and nails a neckbreaker on Cash and goes for the pin, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
Jones: Enigma has eliminated AJ Cash!!
Hood: What the hell was that? Team work?
Sam: I got no clue!
~Hanes looks at Enigma with a puzzled look and Enigma responds by kicking Hanes in the gut and dropping him with a DDT. Enigma goes for a pin~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Jones: Whoa!! Enigma nearly became the new Light Weight Champion!!
Hood: Yea, that ref’s hand was just inches from hitting the mat!
Sam: Sure was!
~Enigma pulls Hanes to his feet. He tosses Hanes into a corner, Hanes hits hard. Enigma rushes in, but Hanes moves out of the way and Enigma runs right into the top turnbuckle. Enigma turns around and comes staggering out. Hanes then catches Enigma with a vicious spinning heel kick that takes Enigma off of his feet~
Jones: Great kick there by Hanes!! That nearly decapitated Enigma!!
Hood: Sure did!! Hanes has an opening now, if he can take it!
Sam: We will see!
~Hanes now pulls Enigma to his feet and kicks him in the gut. Enigma bends over in pain. Hanes puts Enigma’s head between his legs and lifts him up for a powerbomb. Hanes then drops Enigma and holds onto him for a pin, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Jones: Ooohhhh!!!! So close!!!
Hood: Sure was, Enigma somehow was able to kick out of that one!!
Sam: Damn, I thought Hanes had won it!
~Hanes gets to his feet and looks at the ref in disbelief. He then pulls Enigma back to his feet and drags him into a corner. Hanes lifts Enigma up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up there with him. Hanes then hooks Enigma for a suplex, but Enigma blocks it with a knee to the ribs. Enigma then picks up Hanes and nails the Enigma driver from the top rope~
Jones: Enigma Driver!! From the Top Rope!! He should pin him now!!
Hood: Why isn’t he? What is wrong with this guy?
Sam: I got no clue!!
~Enigma climbs to the top rope, stands up and leaps off, nailing Hanes with a shooting star press. Enigma then goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref hands the LightWeight Title to Enigma~
Cobbs: Here is your winner…….AND NEW OCW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION……ENIGMA!!!!!
Jones: And Enigma becomes just the third man to ever wear the LightWeight Title!! Great match! And a great win for the undefeated Enigma!!
Hood: Sure was!! Wow!! What a combination of moves there at the end…what does he call that again?
Sam: The Enigmatic!
Hood: Damn, great combo!
Jones: Sure was, well, I am being told that something is going down backstage, lets have a look!
~The camera cuts to the back where we see The Frost and Ice Breaker brawling in the locker room area. Officials are trying to break it up, but these two are going at it like mad men. The camera then cuts to Prez Dean who is sitting in his office watching all of this go down, he speaks~
Prez Dean: That’s it Cheasy!! I am fed up with those two! This Friday, sign the match, I want these two to beat the hell out of each other!!
~Cheasy just nods and the camera cuts back to the announce team~
Jones: Well, I guess since the Prez didn’t sign a match for them tonight, they were gonna have one anyways!
Hood: Yup, what a couple of morons!
Sam: Haha….I can’t wait to see them beat the hell out of each other this Friday!
Jones: Should be a good one! Anyways, next up the Tag Titles will be on the line as Perfectly Marvelous will defend against Mississippi Mud, lets get down to ringside!!
~ “Heavy Metal’s Theme” begins playing as Mississippi Mud makes their way down to the ring area~
Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the OCW Tag Team Championships!!! Introducing first, the challengers, from the state of Mississippi, at a total combined weight of 515 lbs……MISSISSIPPI MUD!!!!!
~ “Last Resort” by Papa Roach begins playing and the fans stand and cheer as they see the current Tag Champs, Perfectly Marvelous, make their ways down to the ring area~
Cobbs: And their opponents, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, at a total combined weight of 540 lbs, they are the OCW Tag Team Champions…….PERFECTLY MARVELOUS!!!!!
~The bell rings and we have Ellis starting things off with Triple M. They lock up, Triple M sends Ellis into the ropes, Ellis bounces off and Triple M leaps up, nailing Ellis with a dropkick. Ellis gets up quickly and backs away from Triple M, but backs right into their corner, and Triple P turns him around and begins to punch away at the head of Ellis. Ellis then staggers back, Triple M hooks his waist and nails him with a German Suplex, with a bridge for the pin, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Jones: Damn!! That was close!! This match almost ended really quickly!!
Hood: Sure did!! Ellis looks like a fuckin pin ball out there!
Sam: Sure does!!
~Triple M pulls Ellis to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, he lifts him up in the air and drops him with a perfectly executed suplex, Triple M then tags in Triple P and Triple P climbs to the second rope. Triple M then pulls Ellis to his feet and holds him, Triple P then leaps off the second rope and nails Ellis with a double axe handle right between the eyes~
Jones: Great teamwork is what makes a great tag team!
Hood: Well duh Jones!!
Sam: Hehe
~Triple P pulls Ellis to his feet and whips him into a corner, Ellis hits hard. Triple P now charges in for a splash, but Ellis moves out of the way and Triple P runs right into the top turnbuckle. Triple P then comes staggering out and Ellis hooks his waist from behind. Ellis tries for a German Suplex, but Triple P elbows him in the side of the head, releasing his arms. Triple P then turns around, picks Ellis up and drops him with a scoop slam~
Jones: Percy Ellis looked like he was making a comeback! But it was halted by Triple P!!
Hood: Sure was!! That was one vicious elbow!
Sam: Yea and that scoop slam was vicious too!
Hood: Are you retarded? It was just a scoop slam!
~Triple P now tags Triple M back in and both men pull Ellis to his feet, they hook him for a double suplex, they lift him up and connect with it. Ellis holds his back in pain. Triple M now pulls Ellis back to his feet and goes to whip him into a nearby corner, but the ref gets trapped in there and Ellis runs into him, knocking him out. Ellis then comes walking out of the corner after the collision and nearly gets his head knocked off from a vicious clothesline from Triple M. Triple M then goes for the pin, but there is no ref~
Jones: There is no ref guys!! What is going to happen?!
Hood: I dunno, maybe Triple M should wake the ref up!
Sam: Yea!! Good idea!!
~Suddenly, you hear loud boos start to come from the crowd as we see The Great One walking to the ring. Triple P, who is standing on the apron, does not see TGO. TGO grabs Triple P and pulls him off the apron. He then grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him to the concrete floor. TGO then gets into the ring and pulls Triple M off of Ellis, picks him up and delivers his patented Tombstone Powerbomb. TGO then puts Ellis on top of Triple M and gets out of the ring and makes his way back to the backstage area~
Jones: NO!!! This isn’t right!!
Hood: Hey, all is fair in love and war Jonesy!
Sam: Yea!! I love that saying!
~The ref finally comes into his own and sees the arm of Ellis on the chest of Triple M. The ref then goes for the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Jones: TRIPLE M KICKED OUT!!!
Hood: I can’t believe that!!!
Sam: Unbelievable!!!
~Ellis and Triple M then slowly get to their feet, Triple M grabs Ellis and whips him into the ropes, he bounces off, Triple M goes for a clothesline, but so does Ellis and they end up clotheslining each other and both men are lying on the mat once again~
Jones: The clotheslined each other!!! Man, this match is crazy!!
Hood: They both gotta make a tag!!
Sam: Make the tag!! Come on!!
~Both men begin to crawl to their corners. Triple M reaches his first and tags in Triple P. Triple P sprints to Ellis and grabs his legs, pulling him into the center of the ring before he can tag Jackson in. Triple P pulls Ellis to his feet, but Ellis goes for a clothesline, Triple P ducks, turns Ellis around and drops him with the Parasyte!! Triple P covers Ellis. Jackson gets in the ring to break it up, but Triple M gets in, rushes at Jackson and dropkicks him in the knee, the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref raises the hands of Perfectly Marvelous and hands them the Tag Titles~
Cobbs: Here are your winners……AND STILL OCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS……..PERFECTLY MARVELOUS!!!!!
Jones: Perfectly Marvelous retains their belts, despite interference from The Great One!!!
Hood: Great teamwork, great match up, great win!!
Sam: Yup, and that all sums up one great tag team.
Jones: Sure does!! Well, lets go backstage where I hear something is taking place!!
~The camera cuts backstage where we see the door of Prez Dean’s office. We hear laughter and joking around coming out of it, when the door suddenly opens. And we see the masked man come walking out of it. He rubs his hands together and then walks off. The camera then cuts to The Great One, who is sitting in his locker room, he speaks~
The Great One: I can’t believe this shit!! What do I have to do? Hand the belts over to Percy and Stonewall? Geez!!! And now I gotta sit back and watch a Television Title match that I should be involved in! Not that loser Shadow Stalker!! Man, what a crappy night!
~The camera then cuts back to the announce team~
Jones: Well folks, next up we have the finals of the Television Title tournament as Titan 3 takes on Shadow Stalker!! Lets get down to the ring!!
~ “Aenema” by Tool begins playing and the fans stand and watch as Titan 3 makes his way down to the ring area for this match up~
Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the final match of the Television Title tournament and it is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, standing 6’6” and weighing in at 290 lbs……..TITAN 3!!!!!
~ “Problem Child” by AC/DC begins playing and the fans stand and watch as Shadow Stalker makes his way to the ring, carrying a large bag~
Cobbs: And his opponent, from Fribourg, Switzerland, standing 6’6” and weighing in at 268 lbs…….SHADOW STALKER!!!!!
~The bell rings and both men lock up in the ring. T3 sends Stalker into the ropes, Stalker bounces off and T3 catches him with a boot to the face. T3 then goes to drop and elbow onto Stalker, but Stalker moves out of the way and T3 lands on the mat hard and grabs his elbow. Stalker gets to his feet and drops a leg across the chest of T3 and goes for a quick pin~
1!
Kick Out!!
Jones: Too early for a pin fall attempt in this one!!
Hood: Sure was! It is going to take a whole hell of a lot more to keep Titan 3 down!
Sam: Yea, this is not Hulk….err, leg drops are gay!!
~Stalker pulls T3 to his feet and backs him into a corner. He begins to nail him with lefts and rights in the gut. Stalker then whips T3 out of the corner and T3 runs across the ring and goes crashing into the opposite corner. Stalker then charges in there and nails T3 with a big splash~
Jones: Great move there by Shadow Stalker!! He is looking very good early on in this one!!
Hood: Sure is!! He is really taking it too Titan 3!!
Sam: No doubt my man!
Hood: Huh?
~Stalker now grabs T3 as he comes wobbling out of the corner. He then hooks him for a suplex, he lifts him up and drops him with a perfectly executed suplex. Stalker goes for another pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Jones: He got a two count, but that was about it!!
Hood: Yea, Titan 3 is not ready to be pinned yet!
Sam: Nope, Shadow Stalker is gonna have to beat on him a little more!
~Stalker gets to his feet and pulls T3 back to his. He whips T3 into the ropes, T3 bounces off. Stalker puts his head down, but T3 sees this, stops, grabs Stalker’s head and drops him with an implant DDT. Both men are now laying on the mat~
Jones: Implant DDT from Titan 3!!! He is making a comeback!!
Hood: He sure is! Great counter there by Titan 3!!
Sam: Ahh! Both men are now down and out!!
~They both get to their feet at the same time and begin to exchange blows in the middle of the ring. T3 begins to gain the advantage as Stalker starts to fall back with every punch that T3 lands. Stalker is now leaning on the ropes, trying to catch his breath. T3 then reaches back and nails Stalker with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope and crashing down to the outside~
Jones: And now the ring action has shifted to the outside!!
Hood: Yea, it has!! What is going to happen now?
Sam: They are going to fight!
Hood: Oh man…you remind me of Smith!
~T3 goes through the ropes and stands on the apron. He waits for Stalker to get to his feet, Stalker does and T3 comes flying off the apron with a flying clothesline that connects perfectly on Stalker, laying him out. T3 gets to his feet and pulls Stalker to his. He then whips him right into the steel steps and Stalker grabs his shoulder in pain. T3 then pulls Stalker back to his feet and tosses him back into the ring. T3 gets into the ring right behind him~
Jones: Titan 3 was really doing a number out there on Shadow Stalker!!
Hood: Sure was!! Titan 3 has all the momentum now!!
Sam: Yup, great flying clothesline!!
~T3 grabs Stalker by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He lifts Stalker up in the inverted crucifix powerbomb position, but as he does, one of Stalker’s feet nails the ref in the head, knocking him down and out. T3 then drops Stalker with it, his finisher. T3 then goes for the pin, but there is no ref to make the count~
Jones: No ref again!! Damn, Prez Dean really needs to look into hiring better officials!!
Hood: Yea, this is kinda funny though!
Sam: Hilarious!!!
~T3 gets to his feet in disgust. He then starts to kick the ref, trying to wake him up, as he does, Stalker slowly begins to crawl over to his corner, where his bag is. Stalker picks it up and opens it, some sort of smoke comes out of it. Stalker then turn s T3 around and he gets a face full of that smoke. T3 then collapses and Stalker tosses the bag out of the ring and lays on T3. The ref then makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref raises the hand of Shadow Stalker and hands him the Television Title~
Cobbs: Here is your winner…..AND NEW OCW TELEVISION CHAMPION…..SHADOW STALKER!!!!!
~Shadow Stalker now stands up with his title as Titan 3 remains unconscious. Stalker then waves towards the back and out comes a hearse! It pulls up to ringside and Stalker drags T3 out of the ring, picks him up and puts him inside the hearse. Stalker then gets in it and the hearse drives off as the fans stand in shock. Jones speaks~
Jones: What in the hell was that?
Hood: I dunno, but we may not be seeing Titan 3 for awhile!
Sam: Is he dead!!!
Jones: Let’s hope not. Well, lets go backstage where Warrick is standing by with Prez Dean!!
~The camera cuts to Prez Dean’s office where he is sitting in his chair, watching the PPV on a big screen with Cheasy. Warrick is standing next to him with a microphone in hand. He speaks~
Warrick: Prez Dean, what are your thoughts on what has just taken place?
Prez Dean: I dunno, seems like Shadow Stalker is taking Titan 3 for a little bit of a ride!
Warrick: Aren’t you concerned?
Prez Dean: Not really, Titan 3 is a big boy, he can take care of himself!
Warrick: Alrighty, now moving on to what we saw earlier tonight! Who is that masked man and why are you and him talking and joking around?
Prez Dean: Well, if I told you who he was, it would ruin the surprise Warrick! So, tell you what. Why don’t you pull up a chair and watch the rest of tonight’s event with Cheasy and I and you will find out who this Masked Man is, okay?
Warrick: Uhh…alright!
~Warrick pulls up a chair and begins to chill with Dean and Cheasy. The cameras then cut back to the announce team~
Jones: Well, that interview did little to nothing to help figure out what is going on!!
Hood: Chill out man! Like Dean said, we’ll find out!
Sam: Yea, he said that, I heard him!!
Jones: Okay, well anyways, it is time for the United States title match as The Fish defends against Slim Shady in a street fight! I hear this is going to take place outside the arena in a nearby alley, so lets get out there ASAP!!
~ “Ho” by Ludacris begins playing and we see Slim Shady standing out in the street with a baseball bat in hand~
Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a Street Fight scheduled for one fall and is for the OCW United States Title!!! Introducing first, from Long Beach, California, standing 6’4” and weighing in at 290 lbs……SLIM SHADY!!!!!
~ “The Fish’s Theme” begins playing, but we don’t see Jessie Fitzgerald in the alley yet~
Cobbs: And his opponent, from Flowery Branch, Georgia, standing 6’5” and weighing in at 255 lbs, he is the OCW United States Champion…….JESSIE “THE FISH” FITZGERALD!!!!!
~Shady looks around waiting to see where Fitz is, when all of a sudden he hears something loud. He turns around and sees a car flying down the alley right at him. Shady begins to run away, but the car gains on him quickly. Shady finally is trapped as he reaches a brick wall, he turns around and sees the car heading right at him. Shady then closes his eyes as the car gets close, then the breaks hit and the car comes to a stop. Fitz then gets out and climbs on the hood of the car. Shady then looks and sees Fitz as Fitz leaps off the hood and nails Shady with a cross body that smashes his body against the brick wall~
Jones: Oh My Goodness!! I thought Slim Shady was going to be killed!!
Hood: Me too!! Man that was fuckin cool!!!
Sam: Funny too!!
~Fitz now pulls Shady back to his feet and tosses him onto the hood of his car. Fitz grabs the bat that Shady had and climbs on the hood. Fitz reaches back to nail Shady with it, but Shady quickly rolls out of the way and Fitz puts a huge dent into the hood of his car. Shady then grabs the leg of Fitz and pulls on it, causing him to fall flat on his back and onto the hood of the car. Shady then pulls him off the hood of the car and tosses him head first into the brick wall, Fitz hits hard and goes to the ground~
Jones: Slim Shady is really taking it to the Fish right now!!
Hood: He sure is, I don’t think he appreciated that scare Jessie gave to him at the beginning of this match!!
Sam: I wouldn’t have appreciated it either!!
~Shady now pulls Fitz back to his feet, but Fitz gets a thumb into the eyes of Shady, causing him to hold his face in pain. Fitz now pulls Shady back onto his car and he takes him to the roof. Fitz then picks Shady up and drops him with a piledriver on the top of the car, putting a huge dent in it. Fitz then goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Jones: How did Slim Shady ever kick out of that move!!
Hood: I have no clue! But it was an impressive kick out, nonetheless!
Sam: Sure was!!
~Fitz now pulls Shady to his feet and hooks him for a suplex. He lifts Shady up and then drops him with a suplex, and Shady’s body goes falling from the top of the car into a dumpster which is beside the car. Fitz now leaps off the top of the car and nails Shady with an elbow in the dumpster. Fitz goes for another pin and the ref makes another count~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Jones: Another kick out by Slim Shady!! Incredible!!
Hood: Yea, where is he getting the energy?!
Sam: No clue!
~Fitz gets up and grabs Shady, but Shady nails Fitz with a low blow. He then grabs Fitz and tosses him out of the dumpster. Fitz falls head first and lands hard on the concrete ground in the alley. Shady then stands up on top of the dumpster, jumps off and nails Fitz with a leg drop. He goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3….No!!! Kick Out!!!
Jones: Sooooo Close!!! But The Fish some how, some way is able to kick out!!
Hood: Yea, that was without a doubt one gutsy kick out!
Sam: Sure was!!!
~Shady gets up and looks out in disbelief. He then picks Fitz up and leans him against the window of his car. Shady reaches back to punch Fitz, but Fitz dodges out of the way and Shady’s hand goes through the window, cutting it all up. Shady grabs his fist and yells out in pain. Fitz then grabs a piece of the broken glass and turns Shady around, he then slices away at the forehead of Shady, cutting him all up. He then grabs the back of Shady’s head and begins to ram it repeatedly into the side of his car, Shady falls to the ground a bloody mess~
Jones: This is just plain gruesome!!
Hood: It sure is….I like it!!!
Sam: Hehe!
~Fitz now tosses Shady into the car and Fitz gets in the drivers side. He then backs out of the alley and begins to drive off down the road with Shady’s feet hanging out the window. Fitz then pulls into a grocery store parking lot. He pulls Shady out of the car and carries him inside, the ref gets out of the backseat and follows them inside. People scream and shriek as they see the bloody Shady being carried through the store. Fitz takes him back to the meat section and gives him a spinebuster onto the marble flooring. Fitz then kicks through the glass that is protecting the fresh meat and fish and grabs a rather large fish. He then walks over to Shady and begins to smack him in the head with this cold fish~
Jones: Look!! He is beating Slim Shady up with a cold, dead fish, hahaha!!!
Hood: Hehe, that is fuckin cool!!!
Sam: I agree!!
~Fitz finally stops and then puts his foot on the chest of Shady and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref hands the US title to The Fish and they hear sirens and they rush out of there, leaving Shady behind~
Cobbs: Here is your winner……AND STILL OCW UNITED STATES CHAMPION……JESSIE “THE FISH” FITZGERALD!!!!!
Jones: Great win for the Fish as he retains his United States title!!
Hood: Sure was!! Man, he bitch slapped Shady with that fish, hehe
Sam: Haha!
Jones: Well, there is something taking place backstage, lets have a look!
~The camera cuts to a shot of the backstage area right outside of President Dean's office. The door opens up and out comes mZer. MZer stars to walk down the hallway, as he runs into Silverfreak. Silverfreak raises his eyebrow, grabs mZer by the back of his shirt and pulls him towards him.~
Silverfreak: Don't you have any manners?
mZer: What?
Silverfreak: What's your name kid?
mZer: Mz..
~Silverfreak interupts him.~
Silverfreak: I don't care what your name is! I'm your Interdementional Champion.. I'm the only one around here that matters!
~Silverfreak grabs mZer in a front-face headlock and then DDTs him to the floor. Silverfreak then stands back up, dusts himself off and walks down the hall into President Dean's office. The camera cuts to a shot of inside the office where Dean is looking through a few sheets of paper, and Cheasy M is standing behind him, looking over his shoulder.~
Dean: What's going on Silver?
Silverfreak: Dean-o, I need for you to do me a little favor...
Dean: Okay.. I'm listening.
Silverfreak: I want you to make me and Triple M's match tonight no DQ... if someone does run in that we can't stop, I don't want this match to end without a deffinate winner.. Mario and I need to have this thing settled tonight!
Dean: Alright, I agree with you. Although the last thing this federation needs is to loose two of it's biggest stars cause you two do something stupid and hurt yourselves... You gotta promise me Silver, your not gonna try any crazy shit.
Silverfreak: Freak's honor Dean-o!
~The camera cuts back to a shot of the ring.~
Jones: Well, Silverfreek is here and he is ready to take care of business!!!
Hood: He sure is…and isn’t his match next?
Jones: Sure is!!
~The camera cuts to a shot of the ring, where a ladder has been placed in the middle. The OCW Intercontinental Championship begins to be lowered down as Cobbs begins to speak.~
Cobbs: The next match is a no DQ Ladder Match! First, at 6' 2" 275 lbs, from Minneapolis, Minnesota... one half of the OCW tag-team champions, MARELVOUS MARIO MARURAKO!!!!
~"Last Resort" by Papa Roach begins to blare over the PA System as Triple M makes his way to the ring. Triple M has a serious look on his face as he gets in the ring, and looks up at the belt. Finally the music fades and Cobbs begins to speak.~
Cobbs: Next comming to the ring, at 6' 4" 280 lbs, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico the current OCW Intercontinental Champion, SILVERFREAK!!!!!
~Silverfreak's psychotic laugh can be heard as "Everything Sucks" by Dope begins to blare over the PA System. As lime green pyro shoots up from the enterance ramp, Silverfreak ripps off his shirt and runs into the ring. The ref calls for the bell, and the match begins.~
Hood: Wow, neither one of these men are playing around tonight! Their both wearing their best poker face, and are ready to really see who the best man is!
~Silverfreak walks into a diving clothesline by Mario, as Mario begins to beat on Silver's skull as the fans count along..~
1!!
2!!
3!!
4!!
5!!
6!!
~Finally Silverfreak rolls Mario off of him, as both men get back to their feet. Mario tosses Silverfreak into the ropes, and then falls to the ground as Silverfreak jumps over him, and then Mario gets back up and catches Silver with a german suplex. Mario goes for the quick pin, and then remembers that he has to go after the ladder. As Mario climbs the first few steps, Silverfreak gets back to his feet and dropkicks the ladder and sends Mario flying.~
Jones: I thought Mario almost had it that quick!
Sam: Naw, Silverfreak won't give up his belt that easily... he looks at that thing like a child, he isn't going to loose it in the first 5 minutes of the match.
~Mario and Silver get back up to their vertical base, and begin sluging at each other, Mario ducks and then Silverfreak runs into the ropes and then dives towards Mario, but Mario uses his strength to toss Silverfreak through the ropes. Silverfreak hits on the outside, and Triple M goes for the ladder. Triple M acts as if he's gonna start climbing it, and then he shakes his head as he gets off and moves the ladder near the turnbuckle. Triple M begins to climb the ladder, and he makes it to the top, and then leaps off onto the outside with a 'Maurako Rocker' Frog Splash. The fans begin to go nuts.~
Sam: Ohh my! Mario just put his body out on a limb to injure the Silverfreak! That move would have ended the match regularly, but this is no DQ, so anything can happen!
Hood: Ya damn right! Mario has the balls to do some crazy shit, but they don't call Silverfreak, the one and only freak of pro wrestling for nothing!
~Silverfreak makes his way back up to his feet, and then begins to grind Mario's face in the ring barrier. Mario sends and elbow up into Freak's gut, and then drags him up the ramp, towards the OCW-a-tron. As they reach the top of the ramp, Silverfreak locks Mario's arms and hits him with mulitple headlocks several times. Mario staggers off kind of dazed, and begins to cimb up the OCW-a-tron!~
Jones: What the hell are they doing? That OCW-a-tron isn't too stable, and that's a 50 foot drop! These two men are nuts!
~Silverfreak begins to fallow Mario up the side of the OCW-a-tron. As the two men make their way to the top, it looks like Mario is looking for something. Silverfreak finally pulls himself up as Mario has a chair and begins to wildly swing it at him. The fans are on their feet as these two men battle on top of this 50 foot drop. Silverfreak kicks at Mario, but Mario catches his foot. As Freak is left hopping on one foot, he brings it up, and nails Mario in the head with an Inseguri, knocking Mario off the OCW-a-tron.~
Jones: Oh my sweet lord! Mario just feel 50 feet into the back of his trunk he brought full of 2x4's for his tag team title match! He's not moving!
Hood: I belive we just saw what Dean DIDN'T wanna see! Mario maybe severlly injured, someone stop this!
Sam: Ohh my gosh, what is Freak gonna do?!
~Silverfreak looks down at Triple M's body in the back of his truck, and lets out a psychopathic laugh. Silverfreak then does a moonsault off the OCW-a-tron and into the back of the truck nailing Triple M. The fans begin to chant 'HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!' As both men are motionless.~
Jones: HOLY SHIT indeed! Silverfreak may have just ened his career along with Mario's with that death-defying move! Ladies and gentelmen, he just leaped 50 feet downward with a moonsault!
Hood: Yeah, and I'm sure their some idiot at home saying 'Ohh that's fake!', Well buddy you can't FAKE something like that! These guys are crazy! Both of these men wanna become the Intercontinental Champion!
Sam: Mario is up! How the hell is he up?!
~Mario drags himself out of the tail end of his truck, and begins to stagger along back towards the ring. As he makes it about half way, Silverfreak gets back up, and starts to chase him. Both men begin to brawl in front of the ring, as Mario lifts Freak up into a 'The Red Scare' t-bone suplex. Mario gets back into the ring and begins to set the ladder back up, as Silverfreak goes under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher and spays it towards the ring. Mario jumps back, as Silverfreak gets in the ring, and attempts to nail Mario with the fire extinguisher, but Mario ducks, and kicks Silverfreak in the gut. Mario hits Freak with a power bomb, and then attempts to climb the ladder. Mario makes it nearly to the top as Silverfreak starts up the other side. Both men are wildly swinging punches at each other until they both knock the ladder off sending their bodies flying in opposite directions. Mario grabs the fallen ladder, and sets it up in the corner. Mario then slingshots Freak into the ladder head first.~
Jones: Both of these men are busted wide open, are bleeding everywhere.. but that slingshot couldn't have helped Silverfreak's chances of winning this match.. we may see a new Intercontinental Champion crowned tonight!
Sam: Well both men have kept up to their promises, we have seen neither JFC, or Mario's friends. This is truely one on one!
~Silverfreak makes his way back to his feet, and picks up the fallen ladder, and as soon as Mario turns around, nails him in the gut with it. Silverfreak drops the ladder, bounces off the rope, and then hits Mario with a 'Sideshow Strangala' reversed neckbreaker.~
Jones: The Sideshow Strangala! That's Silverfreak's finisher! If Mario gets up after that, theirs no stopping him! Look Silverfreak has set back up the ladder and is going for the belt!
Sam: Well it looks like Mario has gotten back up too! Now Mario is climbin up the oposite side of the ladder, both men are at the top! Ohh the suspence!
~Both Triple M and Silverfreak have a hold of the ring holding the OCW Intercontinental Championship. They both hold on with one arm, and swing with the other one. Finally Silverfreak kicks up his feet and gets Mario in a huricarana in mid air, and sends them both crashing down. But Silverfreak has grabbed the Intercontentental Championship on his way down.~
Jones: That's it! Silverfreak has won it!
Cobbs: "...and STILL your OCW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION...SILVERFREAK!!!!!"
Jones: Silverfreek retains, but not before Triple M gives him the fight of his life!!! Unbelievable match up!!
Hood: Yea, I gotta catch my breath after that one, what about you Sam?
~Sam is staring off with a blank look, like he is out of it~
Hood: Shit man, I think Sam has lost it!
Jones: Me too….well, lets get down to the ring for the Hardcore Title match, Scott Syren vs. Cash Money III!!!!
Cobbs: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Frost Bite now continues with the Hardcore Title match. It is scheduled for one fall under hardcore rules... that means there are no rules!!! *cheap HARDKoRe pop* Coming to the ring at this time, the challenger, from South Beach, Florida, measured at 6'3" tall and 235 pounds, its the former OCW Hardcore Champion, CASH MONEY!!!"
~ The fans go wild as a Green $ sign flashes on the OCWtron and Cash Money comes out to the sound of "Nothin But a G Thang." He enters the ring. ~
Cobbs: "And his opponent, the former World and Intercontinental Champion and the current OCW Hardcore Champion hailing from Detroit, Michigan. He comes in tonight at 6'7" tall and weighing 287 pounds, ladies and gentlemen here is the master of the Block Burner, SCOTT SYREN!!!"
~ An air-raid siren howls over the arena as the lights fade to a dim red. "Everything Sucks" by Dope begins to play over the siren and flames shoot up from the entrance. The red lights brighten and begin to flash as Scott Syren makes his way down to the ring. The fans are going crazy. The music stops and the lights go back to normal. The ref is about to start the match but Cash Money stops him. Cash asks for Cobb's mic. ~
Cash: "Woah, hold up a second. Scott, I know neither of us likes hardcore wrestling, and besides all the other matches tonight are turning out hardcore anyway, so how about you and me just have a regular wrestling match?"
~ Scott Syren takes the mic ~
Scott: "You know, you're right... I've never been too big on hardcore wrestling. So I say... I say..."
~ Scott Syren unexpectedly jabs Cash Money in the forehead with the mic handle. Cash goes flying to the mat, holding his head in pain. Cash slides out of the ring to regroup. ~
Scott: "I say that for tonight... hardcore is just f***in' cool with me."
~ The crowd goes crazy and the bell rings to start the match. Scott Syren drops the mic and runs to the ropes. He dives between the middle and top ropes and lands on Cash Money with an ugly flying tackle. They roll around on the ringside mats, punching at each other. Cash gets the upper hand. He rolls on top of Scott and kneels on Scott's chest. He punches Scott in the face with his right hand several times. Scott reaches up and grabs Cash by the hair, he whips Cash onto the ground. Scott stands up and then leaps on Cash with a senton splash. Cash clutches his ribs in pain. Scott walks over to the corner and picks up the steel ring steps and brings them over to where Cash is laying. Scott drops the steps on Cash Money's head, Cash lays on the ground, motionless. Scott climbs up onto the ring apron. He points at Cash and drops down onto the steel steps with a leg drop! He rolls off and clutches his thigh ~
Hood: "Holy shit, did you see that!?"
Sam: "Yeah what a dumbass, his leg has gotta be pretty messed up after that."
Jones: "Maybe so, but I'm willing to bet its not as messed up as Cash Money's face."
~ Scott is walking around the ring trying to 'walk off' the pain. Cash slowly pushes the steps off his upper body to reveal his badly lacerated face. He slowly gets up to his knees and pulls away some of the protective padding from the cement floor. ~
Sam: "Cash isn't dead yet! And he's exposing that cold hard concrete floor! Syren's not gonna know what hit him!"
~ Cash presses himself against the side of the ring to hide. Scott Syren comes walking around and Cash Money clotheslines him in the knees. Scott goes flying face-first onto the exposed concrete floor. He scrambles up to his feet and his nose is dripping blood. He looks around aimlessly and then falls back to the floor, dizzy. ~
Hood: "Now both guys are bleeding from the face! This is cool!"
~ Cash moves in on Scott and stomps him a couple times. Cash pulls Scott up to his feet and hooks him in vertical suplex position. Scott blocks the suplex attempt and DDT's Cash. He picks Cash back up and gorilla press slams him across the safety rail. ~
Hood: "Scott Syren back in control of this match, just like I knew he would be."
Jones: "He never would have lost control in the first place if he hadn't used that stupid leg drop... that move was almost as autodestructive as Tommy Flamer's Flaming Ball From Hell."
Sam: "Is autodestructive even a real word?"
Jones: "Of course."
Sam: "Are you sure? I mean, you're saying I could look up autodestructive in a dictionary?"
Jones: "I think so... Hood, do you know?"
Hood: "I don't know much about that... but I know if you look up Jones or Sam in a Thesarus you'll find the word queer. Now quit ruining the damn match."
~ Scott Syren jumps up and balances on the safety rail. He jumps down with an elbow drop, but Cash rolls away at the last second. Cash gets up and begins sprinting up the ramp to the backstage area. Scott scrambles back to his feet and runs after him. ~
Jones: "Where are these two maniacs going?"
Sam: "I have no idea... I'm sure if we keep an eye on the OCW-Tron we'll find out."
~ The scene cuts to a backstage hallway where Scott Syren is still chasing after Cash Money. Cash makes a sharp turn around a corner. Scott turns the same corner and goes flying against the wall, having slipped on a bunch of marbles laying on the ground. Cash laughs and continues running away. ~
Sam: "Cash is still using tricks from that movie, Home Alone."
Hood: "Yeah, and wow does it just get funnier every time or what?"
Jones: "Cash Moneys still on the run, but he can only run to so many places in this arena before he meets up with one of Scott Syren's friends.
~ Just as Jones finishes saying this, we hear a loud 'CLANK' and the scene cuts to a different camera of D Double D standing over a fallen Cash Money with a blood-splattered steel chair. ~
D Double D: "Oops, you're not Logan Caine. Ha ha ha ha!"
~ Syren walks into this part of the hallway and gives D Double D a high-five. D Double D walks off with his chair and Scott picks Cash Money up by the hair. He pulls him down the hallway. Every five or so feet, he stops and slams Cash Money's head into the hallway walls. Blood is dripping off Cash Money's face as if having blood in your head was going out of style. Scott stops at a door marked 'Storage' and opens the door. He tries to pull Cash Money inside, but Cash pushes him off and slams the door into Syren's head. Scott yelps in pain and stumbles backwards into the storage room. Cash follows him into the room. Cash kicks Scott in the stomach and Scott doubles over. Cash delivers a fame-asser through a wooden crate. Cash sits on top of Syren's chest. The ref, who has been following the two this whole time begins the count.
1...
2...
Kick out. ~
Hood: "Only a two-count."
Jones: "I wonder what sort of weapons they're gonna find in this storage room."
~ Cash picks up a broken chunk of wood from the crate and smashes Scott in the face with it. Scott gets to his feet and grabs a similar chunk of wood and returns the favor to Cash Money's face. Cash charges at Scott and levels him with a clothesline. ~
Sam: "ohhh the blood and gore... someone put a stop to this!"
~ Syren gets back to his feet and chops Cash in the chest. He spins around with lightning quickness and delivers a austin powers-esque 'judo chop' to Cash Money's neck. He backs up and leaps at Cash Money, dropping him with a jumpkick. ~
Hood: "What a combo by Scott Syren!"
Jones: "I may not love the guy, but Scott Syren is a damn fine martial artist."
Sam: "Don't count Cash Money out of this match just yet, guys... he's one of the greatest OCW has ever seen."
~ Scott wanders into a corner of the storage room where he finds a stack of folding tables. He takes two tables down and unfolds them. He sets one table on top of the other. Then he walks to the other side of the room where there is a rack of tools hanging. He takes down a folding ladder and picks up a length of steel chain. He walks back over to the stacked tables and sets up the ladder next to them. He climbs up the ladder and wraps the chain around his body. ~
Sam: "What the hell is Syren doing?"
Jones: "He always wanted to be in a scaffold match... I think he's trying to fashion his own version of a scaffold!"
~ Scott Syren leaps off the table with an ugly-looking crooked Shawnton Bomb, but Cash rolls out of the way at the last minute. ~
Jones: "If Syren would just stick to what he's good at and stop trying all this high-flyer crap, he could have won this match long ago!"
Hood: "Shiiit, just can it Jones, Syren knows what he's doing."
Sam: "Why don't you just shut up, Hood, you stupid jerk!"
Hood: "Haha oh my god you are such a faggot, Samuel."
~ After the failed Shawnton, Scott rolls easily back to his feet and turns around to see Cash Money now climbing the ladder. Scott follows him up and now both men are fighting on top of a table about 8 feet up in the air. Right hand by Cash. Left hand by Syren. Chop by Cash. Kick to the stomach by Syren. Throat thrust by Cash Money. Low blow by Scott Syren. Scott takes Cash Money into gut-wrench position and delivers a piledriver down 8 feet through both tables! ~
Hood: "Oooh break out the asprin for that one."
Jones: "Damn! Cash Money's head just hit two solid wood tables and then a concrete floor! This has gotta be all!"
~ Scott covers Cash Money and the ref counts~
1...
2...
Kick out!
~Scott looks frustrated now and he stomps on Cash Money's chest. He goes over to a pile of boxes. He opens the first box and finds several rolls of paper toweling. He throws the box across the room and opens the box under it. Inside this box he finds old silverware from the arena cafeteria. He carries the box over to where Cash is laying and dumps the contents on him. Cash Money holds his hands over his face as he is bombarded by old forks spoons and butterknives. Scott goes back to the stack of boxes and rips open another one. ~
Sam: "Oh this is terrible! What if Syren finds a gun or a chainsaw in one of those boxes?"
Hood: "You dumbass, what the hell would guns and chainsaws be doing in an arena storage room?!"
Sam: "Well he already found knives! That's only one step off from a gun!"
Hood: "They were butterknives you pussy."
~ Scott tries several boxes, but they are all empty. He walks over to a large box, probably from an oven or freezer. He opens the lid of the box and The Great One pops up!!! He punches Scott in the face and hops out of the box. He shoves Scott backwards into the wall. ~
Hood: "Dammit! What the hell is TGO doing here?!"
Jones: "Well it only makes sense... if I wanted to attack someone, I'd do it during a no-DQ match like this one."
~ Cash Money finally comes to his senses and walks over to where TGO is beating Syren down. They say something to each other and pick Scott Syren up in double-suplex position. They pick Scott up, but Scott shifts his weight to one side and comes down with a high-angle DDT on Cash Money. He then low-blows TGO in the junk and then gets up and slams TGO's head into the brick wall. TGO falls in a heap, but Cash Money gets up and attacks Scott from behind, dropping him with a reverse neckbreaker. ~
Sam: "What an incredible match! For two guys who claim to not care about the hardcore title, they sure are risking a lot!"
Jones: "It's not about the title anymore, Sam... this fued has gone to a personal level."
~ Cash grabs on to Scott's hair and drags him out of the storage room. He starts heading back down the hallway towards the ring area. They pass the JFC lockerroom and the door opens quietly. As Cash Money is dragging Scott along, "Money" Max Flash sneaks up from behind them and puts a bamboo kendo stick into Scott Syren's hand. Max waves 'bye-bye' and giggles as Cash continues to drag Scott down the hallway. ~
Hood: "Haha, that jackass Flash is good for something after all! Cash doesn't even realize that Syren has a weapon!"
Jones: "Wait a minute, Hood, that isn't just any weapon! There's some sort of cloth wrapped around that kendo stick!"
~ By this time, they are getting very close to the ring area. They come into a pitch-black part right before the entrance ramp. The camera mic picks up some crashes, slaps and grunts and then suddenly there is a burst of flame! The flame moves violently and we hear a sickening crack. The scene changes back to the ringside camera which is now pointed at the entrance. Scott Syren walks out onto the ramp holding a flaming kendo stick high above his head! ~
Sam: "Oh... oh my god! I think Syren just hit Cash in the head with a flaming kendo stick! Oh my god, put an end to this!"
Jones: "Syren must have been hiding matches or a lighter in his shorts this whole time... and that rag must have been soaked in gasoline or some other flammable substance!"
Hood: "Hell yeah! Only the boys in JFC could think of something that cool!"
~ Cash comes stumbling out of the entrance behind Scott. His bloodied face now has a thick line of ash across it. He walks up behind Scott. At the announce table, Hood stands up and cups his hands around his mouth~
Hood: "SCOTT, LOOK OUT!!!"
Sam: "Hey! You can't do that! We're supposed to be impartial!"
Jones: "Come on, Hood! Sit down, dammit!"
~ Scott Syren ducks just in time to avoid a wild swing by Cash Money. In one fluid motion, Scott comes up from his crouching position, twirls around in a 360 and cracks the kendo stick over Cash Money's head. Splinters of burning wood, clouds of ash, and drops of blood splatter everywhere. For a moment, Cash Money just stands there, dizzy, and we can see the sick kalidoscope of red, brown and black that is his face. Then he slumps over on the ramp in a lifeless heap as the fans go wild. Scott points up to the crowd and then points to his crotch.
Jones: "What a dick."
Hood: "You mean you've seen it?!?"
Jones: "No! I meant like, he IS a dick... not like-"
Hood: "I'm just messin' with you man, I'll stop talkin' about dicks, we don't want Sam over there to get all excited and knock the announce table over."
Scott picks Cash Money up and hooks an arm around his head. He runs over to the OCWtron framing and uses it as a ladder. He spins around and lands a perfect tornado DDT. He rolls it over and applies a gruesome STF. The pressure causes blood to pour off of Cash Money's face. Cash uses the last of his strength to tap out of the hold. DING DING DING! The timekeeper jogs over from ringside and hands Syren the hardcore title belt. ~
Cobbs: "Your winner and still OCW Hardcore Champion, SCOTT SYREN !!!"
Hood: "Yay! He did it!"
Jones: "Cash Money is a bloody mess!"
Sam: "This is terrible, someone get Cash Money to the back!"
Hood: "Hey, we're supposed to be impartial, remember! Syren is bleeding too, why didn't you say for him to get to the back!?"
Sam: "Leave me alone."
~ Miraculously, Cash Money gets up and shakes hands with Scott Syren. The fans cheer for this uncommon show of OCW sportsmanship. Scott Syren gets a microphone. ~
Scott: *breathing heavily* "Well, Cash... looks like... I beat you... again. Cash... the way you keep coming back for more... well... it makes me... realize... that you really want this hardcore title... and so... I'm going to give it to you... I don't like having to kick your ass three times a month, Cash... if the hardcore title means that much to you, I want you to have it back."
~ Scott holds the hardcore belt out to Cash Money, but Money takes Scott's mic instead ~
Cash Money: "Gee, Scott, that's real nice of you and everything, but I don't want that damn belt any more than you do... besides, you beat me fair and square, you deserve to keep it. Have a fun title reign, champ."
~ Cash Money walks to the back, leaving a perplexed-looking Scott Syren standing there. Suddenly, Arryk Rage comes out onto the ramp with a microphone and stands face to face with Syren ~
Rage: "Well, well, well... the 'icon' himself isn't man enough to hold the OCW Hardcore Title. Well if you're really that big of a pussy that you don't want the belt, you might as well give it to me right now, or I'll have to beat your ass for it."
Scott: "First off, you're not going to TOUCH my ass, you gay bastard! Secondly, I'll be happy to stomp the piss out of you any day of the week, but I just got done with a brutal match, so I'll have to decline right now. Thirdly, I thought you only cared about the lightweight title." *pauses to count on his fingers* "Fourthly, I think you better turn around."
Rage: "You think I'm stupid or something? I'm not gonna fall around for that 'turn around' bullsh-"
~ Tommy Flamer runs out from behind wearing a Scott Syren t-shirt and clotheslines Arryk Rage in the back of the head. Tommy drags Rage into the ring and the two begin brawling. Scott Syren is standing on the ramp watching all this and suddenly Krayzie comes out and grabs the hardcore title out of Syren's hands! He tries to run away to the back with it, but Dilon Draven comes out onto the entrance and kicks him in the stomach. Draven grabs the hardcore title belt, but Krayzie grabs him and pulls him down towards the ring. Draven punches Krayzie in the stomach and takes control. Suddenly, DA Link runs down and tackles Draven. Krayzie grabs Dilon Draven and slams his forehead into the safety rail. DA Link gets up, picks up the hardcore title belt and climbs into the ring to brawl with Rage and Tommy Flamer. Krayzie tries to slam Draven into the rail again, but Draven uses his hands to block it and reverses it, slamming Krayzie's head into the rail instead. Dilon Draven takes Krayzie and whips him into the ring. He follows him in and now all five men are brawling. The hardcore title belt changes hands several times. Scott Syren walks down to the ring and slides in. He grabs the title belt away from Dilon Draven, who is holding it at the time. Scott slides back out of the ring and jogs to the back. The five men in the ring continue to brawl, thinking that the title belt is still in the ring somewhere. Security guards and OCW officials make their way to break up the unsanctioned brawl as Scott Syren walks out through the entrance. The scene switches to the back where Warrick is waiting for Scott Syren. ~
Warrick: "Scott, Scott, could I get a word with you? First off, congratulations on a great win here tonight."
Scott: "Thanks."
Warrick: "Ok, now we all saw that you tried to rid yourself of the Hardcore Title by giving it to Cash Money... but he didn't want it either! So what happens to the belt now? Are you gonna give it to one of the guys brawling in the ring right now?"
Scott: "No... no I am not. You see, these guys don't get it. Flamer, Link, Rage, Draven and Krayzie, sure they're all hardcore and yeah its nice to see that we have a strong hardcore division, but what these fools don't understand is that I only wanted to give the title back to Cash because I thought he deserved it. He put up three great fights against me, and hell, it's the holidays so I thought I'd give Cash the belt back... now these five punk mark bustas come out and think that I'm just gonna give the Hardcore Title to any geek off the streets... na-ah, it ain't goin' down like that."
Warrick: "But you still didn't answer my question... what happens to the Hardcore Title now? As of now you're still the Hardcore Champion, but are you still going to try to get rid of the title?"
Scott: "JFC rulebook, rule #723 revision# 12.3.2 states this: always have a backup plan. I have one. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a ton of chicks in my lockerroom. SiLVeRFReeK is getting ready for his match, Double D is still out looking for Caine and the poor girls are probably going to run away if they have to stay in there alone with Max much longer.
Warrick: "That's understandable. Once again, congratulations to Scott Syren on a great Hardcore Title victory. Hood, you heard it yourself, Scott Syren and JFC have a plan for the hardcore title... back to you my friend."
~ The camera switches back to the ring where the five HARDKoRe brawlers are being escorted from the ring. ~
Hood: "Thanks Warrick! Well the Hardcore division sure is heating up around the OCW!"
Jones: "Yeah, not only did we have a great title match, we had one hell of a brawl break out afterwards!"
Sam: "Yup, well that was fun and Scott Syren is still the hardcore champ, but now we have to move on from that."
Jones: Well, moving on means that it is now time to crown a brand new OCW World Champion!!! So, lets get down to the ring for this one!!
~ “Wait and Bleed” by Slipknot begins to play and the fans stand and cheer as they see D Double D make his way to the ring~
Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the OCW World Heavyweight Championship!!! Introducing first, from Darlington, UK, standing 6’7” and weighing in at 340 lbs……D DOUBLE D!!!!!
~ “Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed begins playing and the fans all stand and boo as they see Logan Caine make his way down to the ring area~
Cobbs: And his opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 270 lbs…..LOGAN CAINE!!!!!
~The bell rings and both men lock up in the middle of the ring. DDD comes out with an advantage, due to his size. He backs Caine up onto the ropes and the ref forces a break. DDD backs up and Caine gives him a kick to the gut. DDD bends over in pain. Caine then kicks DDD in the face and DDD staggers back. Caine then runs at DDD with a clothesline, that takes him off his feet and to the ground~
Jones: Great moves there by Logan Caine to take the big man off of his feet!!!
Hood: Most Definitely!!! He is going to have to keep D Double D on the mat all night if he wants to walk out of here World Champ!!
Sam: I agree!!
~Caine now begins to kick away at the body of DDD, he then pulls DDD back to his feet and whips him into the ropes. DDD bounces off and Caine leaps up in the air with a drop kick that nails DDD hard. DDD then falls back into the ropes. Caine rushes at him, clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside~
Jones: Logan Caine is looking strong here in the early on of this match up!!
Hood: Well of course!! This is his big chance here in OCW and he is not gonna let us down!!
Sam: Doesn’t look like he is!!
~Caine now goes to the outside and grabs DDD, but DDD knees him in the gut. DDD then throws Caine head first into the steel steps, Caine hits hard. DDD then picks him up and hooks him for a suplex. He lifts Caine up and suplex’s him through the spanish announce table, the crowd gives a loud cheer~
Jones: D Double D is coming back!! Great suplex right there!!!
Hood: Yea! It might have broken the back of Logan Caine!!
Sam: Yup!
~DDD now pulls Caine back to his feet and tosses him into the ring. DDD gets into the ring and pulls Caine to his feet. He lifts Caine up and slams him down to the mat. DDD then climbs on the second rope and jumps off with an elbow to the throat of Caine. DDD then goes for a quick pin attempt~
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2!
Kick Out!!
Jones: Great kickout there by Logan Caine!!
Hood: Sure was, I thought D Double D might’ve had him there!
Sam: Yea, it was a tremendous kickout!!
~DDD gets to his feet and pulls Caine to his. But Caine nails DDD with a low blow while the ref was not looking. DDD bends over in pain, Caine then rolls DDD up in a small package for a pin and the ref makes the count~
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2!
3…No!!! Kick Out!!!
Jones: Whoa!!!! So Close!!!
Hood: Sure was, damn that was close!!
Sam: Man, almost stole one there!!
~Caine gets to his feet and so does DDD. DDD nails Caine with a fist to the face. DDD then tosses Caine into a nearby corner. Caine hits hard. DDD then charges in there, but it met with a big boot to the face. Caine then grabs DDD and tosses him into the corner. He begins to assault DDD with kicks and punches to the gut~
Jones: Logan Caine is taking charge of this match up once again!
Hood: Yea, he really wants that World Title, you can tell!
Sam: Yes, indeedy do!
Hood: Riiiight
~Caine now lifts DDD up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up there with him, Caine hooks him for a superplex, but it is blocked by DDD. DDD then shoves Caine off the top rope and Caine lands on the mat hard~
Jones: D Double D just threw Logan Caine off the top rope!!
Hood: Logan Caine is in trouble!!
Sam: He sure is!!!
~DDD now gets to his feet on the top turnbuckle, leaps off and connects with a flying elbow. He then goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref hands the World Title to D Double D and raises his hand~
Cobbs: Here is your winner…..AND NEW OCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……D DOUBLE D!!!!!
Jones: D Double D is now a two time World Champion!!
Hood: Great win for the former and now current World Champ!!
~Suddenly the lights go out and pyros at the front of the stage goes off and the masked man comes walking out. He gets into the ring, and stares at D Double D. He goes to shake DDD’s hand, but then pulls his hand back when DDD goes to shake it. The masked man then steps back and nails DDD with a tremendous Superkick. The masked man then stands over DDD, looks down at him and takes off his mask, revealing………..LURRR!!!!~
Jones: Oh My Gosh!!!! Lurrr is back!!!!
Hood: Yes!! Fucking yes!!! Lurrr is the fucking man!!!
Sam: Whoa!!!
~Lurrr then grabs the World Title, points at it, then points at himself and drops the title onto DDD’s chest. He then stands up and poses for the crowd as they cheer for Lurrr. The Pay Per View then ends and the screen turns to black~