*You click on the TV as you realize that the OCW's second show has turned back to Friday Night War instead of Thursday Night Tremor. The scene changes to the promo for Friday Night War where scenes from World War 1 are playing as bombs are being dropped from planes. As a plane flies by it drops out words that read "Friday Night War." As the words drop the screen shakes, and it cuts to the Pepsi Center as fans are on their feet cheering as pyro goes off and explodes at the entrance way. The scene then cuts to the announce table where Sam and Hood are sitting tapping papers on the commentator's booth. Sam begins first.*
Sam: Welcome to the first new edition of Friday Night War!!!
Hood: We are your hosts for the evening and what an explosive night this is going to be!!
Sam: That's right Hood, tonight the continuing search for who murdered Slim Shady will be going on as well as rookies going on in action.
Hood: Hopefully tonight we will see the World Champion make his return to the OCW after a two week vacation of sorts.
Sam: But the best news of all is that damn Loco is out of the Prez's position.
Hood: Yes, you heard him right, although he has been demoted to Vice President. Cheasy and Dean are back once again ruling the coupe so to say.
Sam: I'm just glad that that one sided Vice President in J.D. Tyson has left power.
Hood: Sort of like everyone's glad that President Clinton is gone out of the Whitehouse?
Sam: That's right Hood, exactly like that. Those damn democrats ruin everything.
Hood: It's about time that a republican has control of the country again. Maybe he won't cheat on his wife.
Sam: That's almost impossible for any man Hood, you should know that....remember when I walked in on.....
Hood (interrupting): Tonight we have an explosive card for you folks.
Sam: That's right, although two of our matches have been cut from the line-up due to lack of interest.
Hood: Yes, that's right two of our matches will not take place here tonight because they didn't bother to show their no good faces here in the OCW.
Sam: I guess you could say that they are too good for us?
Hood: No, it's the other way around.
Sam: Well I'm being told that the investigation is starting off pretty early here tonight, lets go and take a look.
*The scene cuts to backstage where the chief of police is sitting across from J.D. Tyson. The Chief begins speaking to J.D.*
Chief: Where were you on the night of Slim Shady's murder?
J.D.: Well in case you couldn't tell, I wasn't even in the OCW for one. I haven't even been instated yet.
Chief: But we have reason to believe that you were in the building that night.
J.D.: Well your absolutely correct about that on, I was inside the building that night, and so was Loco Latino.
Chief: What were you doing in the arena that night Mr. Tyson?
J.D.: Ok, fine, I was just scouting out the competition here in the OCW. I knew full and well that I was going to be inside the OCW, so why not just go and scout?
Chief: Well, where were you at the time of Mr. Shady's death, which was aproxiamently at 9:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
J.D.: Sorry to say this and all, I was already gone from the building and getting on my plane home. If my memory serves me correctly, it was at about 9:00 p.m. Central Standard Time that I left the arena.
Chief: Do you have anyone that can verify that story for you?
J.D.: Yeah, actually I do, go to Everlast he knows.
Chief: Thank you for your time Mr. Tyson.
J.D.: Now get out of my room before I have to throw you out.
*The scene cuts to the back where a black limo is pulling up. The door stays closed as the scene then once again cuts to Sam and Hood.*
Hood: Well that was an interesting little interview we had there now wasn't it?
Sam: Sure was, but I wonder who that was in that limo?
Hood: Well we're sure to find out. But what I'm surprised about is how J.D. Tyson talked to that police officer.
Sam: Well, he better watch his back is my advice to him. There is a lot of people that are gunning for him.
Hood: Well lets get to our first match of the evening, where Krayzie takes on Crank.
Sam: You know this match could determine who gets a break in this federation and who doesn't.
Hood: You have to look at every match like that Sam. With the way things are changing here in the OCW, then you have to be thinking like that everytime you step into the arena.
Cobbs: First making his way to the ring standing at 6'6 and weighing in at 290 pounds, he is the only true hardcore man in this arena tonight and he comes from Memphis, TN. He is Krayzie!!!
*"Just Another Crazy Click" by Three 6 Mafia f/ICP & Twiztid plays over the PA system as out comes Krayzie with a trashcan full of weapons. As he slides into the ring with the weapons, the ref assigned to this match takes it away and puts it on the outside. Krayzie ignores this and awaits his opponet.*
Sam: What is Krayzie thinking?!?! Bringing a trashcan full of weapons down to the ring with him? He knows good and well that this isn't a hardcore match.
Hood: You try to tell that man that.
Cobbs: And now making his way to the ring weighing in tonight at 380 lbs and standing at an enormous 7' mark, hailing from Birmingham, Alabama. He is CRANK!!!
*The old Stone Cold theme plays through the arena as out comes the tremendously huge Crank walking very slowly to the ring. He slides in and gets checked out by the ref.*
Sam: Can't the OCW get sued for Crank using that music?
Hood: That is exactly what I was thinking Sam. We have to look into that.
Sam: I just love getting people sued!!!!
*The match begins as Crank tries for a collar and elbow tie-up but Krayzie goes right to the big thunderous thigh muscles of Crank. Crank crings in pain as his right leg starts to wobble a little bit. Crank quickly stands to his feet though, almost uneffected by that kick to the thigh. Krayzie once again goes to work on Crank, but this time pounding on his chest with knife-edge chops. Crank just stands there and takes it. As Krayzie continues to chop away Crank wraps a hand around the throat of Krayzie. Krayzie quickly gets out of that perdicament and low blows Crank. The ref starts to scold Krayzie as Crank drops to his knees in pain.*
Hood: I think that is why people where cups in sports now isn't it?
Sam: I think so. *Krayzie snickers as he picks the monster up and send him into the ropes. Crank bounces off and gets met with a back elbow to the midsection. Crank bends down in pain as Krayzie bounces off the ropes and hits him with a spinning neckbreaker sending down Crank. Krayzie follows up by putting on a fuji armbar on Crank. Crank powers out of it by interlocking his hands. Krayzie holds on for the ride as Crank makes his way to his feet with Krayzie still hanging on. Crank then just drives him down with an awesome powerbomb almost breaking Krayie in half. Crank is frusterated and starts to elbow drop Krayzie continuously on the chest.*
Sam: Crank is really coming back from that low blow earlier by Krayzie.
Hood: I think I would still be on the ground.
Sam: How come? I thought you were a pussy.... *Crank picks up Krayzie and appears to send him in the ropes, but turns him back around and meets Krayzie with a short arm clothesline. Crank then again picks up Krayzie and puts him in Russian leg sweep position. He connects sending Krayzie down to the ground. Krayzie clutches his head in pain. Crank then bounces off of the ropes and looks for a big splash but misses as Krayzie rolls out of the way. Crank stumbles back up holding his stomach. Krayzie capitalizes and kicks him in the gut. Crank bends down and Krayzie puts him in an awesome ddt. Crank gets sent down to the ground. He spasms a couple of times before Krayzie picks him back up. Crank can barely stand and stumbles back into the turnbuckle.*
Sam: Looks like Crank is in definate trouble.
Hood: That was a tremendous ddt by Krayzie, I'm surprised Crank is still standing.
Sam: Well, he won't be for long though. *Krayzie turns Crank upside down in the tree of woe. Krayzie backs into the opposing corner and runs at him and baseball slides right into Crank's face. Crank gets untangled by the impact of the baseball slide. Krayzie climbs to the top rope and awaits Crank to get up. Crank finally gets up as Krayzie leaps off with a double axe handle, but gets caught by the throat. Krayzie once again tries for the low blow, but Crank grabs Krayzie's leg on the way up. Krayzie spins around with an enziguri and connects to the back of Crank's head. Krayzie picks up Crank and attempts to send him into the ropes. Crank finds enough strength to reverse it. Crank tries for a hard knee to Krayzie's stomach, but Krayzie flips over it and turns around quickly to lock Crank into a sleeper hold. Krayzie then hits the Krayzie-flow sending Crank down to the mat.*
Hood: This could do it!! Krayzie just hit the Krayzie-Flow!!
Sam: You know what's next!!!
*Krayzie gets up and pulls Crank up as well. Krayzie sends Crank into the ropes and elevates him high into the air. Krayzie then hits the Brimstone on Crank as he falls. Krayzie then goes for the pin.
1...
2...
3!!!* Cobbs: Here is your winner Krayzie!!!
Sam: Krayzie moves up in the rankings!!! He's growing fast here in the OCW, and he's beginning to look unstopable.
Hood: Don't forget Sam, that could change really quickly. *Shadow Stalker then makes his way out from the curtains and nails Krayzie with a running ddt sending him crashing to the ground and out cold. Shadow Stalker grabs a mic.*
Shadow Stalker: I've been through almost all of this competition here in the OCW, and my next goal is the World Title. So DDD, watch out! And you Krayzie, you were just an example...just like TGO was!
*Shadow Stalker leaves the ring with Krayzie and Crank both out cold.*
Sam: I would advise Shadow Stalker to not talk about TGO that much. You know he isn't here anymore.
Hood: Yeah, I know. That's what I think Shadow Stalker is trying to prove. I think he thinks that he put TGO out of the OCW.
Sam: You could be right Hood, we haven't seen him here ever since three weeks ago.
Hood: Well speculation says that a lot of old OCW superstars will be returning.
Sam: I wouldn't be surprised. It seems as if the Chief of Police has made his way to Everlast's locker room. Lets see what is going on in there. *The scene cuts to where the Chief of Police on this investigation is sitting across from Everlast. Everlast speaks first.*
Everlast: What do you want?
Chief: Just a few answers is all.
Everlast: Well, hurry up, I have things to do tonight.
Chief: Well can you vouch for J.D. Tyson leaving the arena at 9:00 p.m. the night that Slim Shady was killed?
Everlast: Actually I can, I saw him leave as I was walking into the arena. I just walked by him without saying a word. I don't usually talk to jobbers like that.
Chief: Was there anything suspicious about him that night?
Everlast: There is something suspicious about him no matter what time it is. I mean that guy is the most untelligent man in the world. So if you thinking about considering him as a murder suspect? I wouldnt' because for one reason is that he doesn't have enough brains to plan a sceam like that.
Chief: That was kinda harsh now don't you think?
Everlast: Hey, if he wants to f*ck with other people then I'll be more than happy to cut him down.
Chief: Well where were you exactly at 9:30 the night of Shady's murder?
Everlast: I was busy talking to Cheasy M. So don't even try to place the blame on me or I'll have to kick your ass. Just like I kicked Syren's all over the ring.
Chief: There is no need to threaten people here Mr. Everlast. Now I think that would be all of the questions for today. Thank you for your time.
Everlast: If I find anything out you'll be the first on I tell.
Chief: Thanks for your cooperation Mr. Everlast.
*The scene then cuts as the Chief walks out the door. The limo door opens as out walks Silverfreek from it. He walks through the arena and finally gets to the where the fans are sitting. He takes a vacated seat and starts to watch the ring.*
Sam: Silverfreek is here!!!
Hood: I don't think he'll get involved tonight. I think that he's just here to watch a great rookie card here tonight.
Sam: Well let's hope so.
Hood: Anyways who is your pick for this next match?
Sam: I think Scoot Time will definately win this match.
Hood: I'll have to totally disagree with you on that one Sam. I think that James Vorex will finally conclude his losing streak here tonight.
Sam: Very doubtful.
Hood: But also very possible.
Cobbs: First making his way to the ring in this one fall match-up. He weighs in at 320 pounds and hails from Philidelphia, Pennsylvania. He is James "The Killer" Vorex!!!
*"The Hands of Death" plays over the PA system as out walks Vorex to almost a cricket ovation. He slowly makes his way to the ring and waits for Scoot Time.*
Sam: Not much of an ovation for this ex-tag team champ.
Hood: Well maybe we could see a change in that matter here tonight.
Cobbs: Now making his way to the ring at this time weighing in at 6'2 and 305 lbs. He is from Belfast. Accompanied to the ring by Sarah Michelle Gellar......Scoot Time!!!!
*"Together on the Sand" by nofx plays in the arena as out comes Scoot Time with the lovely Sarah Michelle Gellar at his side. The men in the arena start to make vulgar comments at her like "Take It Off." She is shocked by this and runs out of the arena leaving Scoot Time by himself.*
Hood: Looks like poor Sarah can't take the heat of the fans.
Sam: I think that these fans are just plainly disgusting.
Hood: Don't tell me that you don't want to see Sarah Michelle Gellar naked!?!?
Sam: No comment.
Hood: That is what I thought.
*The match begins with James rushing into Scoot attempting a clothesline, but Scoot Time reverses into a lovely drop toe hold and follows it up with a STF. James quickly gets to the ropes and avoids the early dismissal of this match. James and Scoot both get up, both measuring each other up. James makes the first move by hitting Scoot with a right jab right in the jaw. Scoot staggers back as James follows it up with a body slam. Scoot gets up and rushes into James, but gets met with an arm drag take down. Scoot does it twice more and gets met with the same fate each time. On the last arm drag James holds onto it and turns it into an arm bar. Scoot screams in pain, but makes his way up. James then twists Scoot's arm with an arm wrench. James then turns it into a hammer lock.*
Sam: What technical wrestling shown here by James Vorex.
Hood: This is new to me.
*Scoot reverses to a hammer lock of his own. Scoot lets go and turns Vorex around. Scoot gives Vorex a stiff forearm shot right to the jaw sending James Vorex back just a little. Scoot then sets up Vorex in a reverse brainbuster position and connects. James is out. Scoot then climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a flying elbow drop and connects right in the heart of Vorex. Scoot makes the cover.
1...
2..kick out by Vorex. Scoot can't believe it and argues with the ref. Scoot finally forgets about the ref and takes out his frustrations on Vorex by giving him numerous kicks to the torso region of Vorex. Scoot pulls up Vorex and sends him into the ropes. Scoot tries for a Samoan drop, but Vorex rolls off Scoot's shoulders and turns Scoot around. Vorex picks Scoot up on his shoulders and connects with a Death Valley Driver out of desperation. Both men are down as the ref starts the ten count. 1....2.....3....4....5....6...7...Vorex makes his way to his feet as does Scoot Time.*
Sam: Now it looks like there is some power wrestling going on here.
Hood: Vorex has the upper hand.
*Vorex charges in at Scoot Time as he gets up and sends Scoot Time back down with a tremendous flying forearm shot. Vorex sends in Scoot Time into the ropes, but Scoot reverses. Vorex bounces off the ropes and gets met with a powerslam. Scoot then stands up and turns Vorex onto his stomach where Scoot then locks in a camel clutch. Vorex screams in pain, like it's the end of the world. Vorex struggles to get to his knees where at least some of the pressure can be relieved. Vorex does get to his knees and stands up with Scoot on his back. Vorex then rushes to the corner where he drives Scoot's lower back into the turnbuckle. Scoot releases his grip on Vorex. Scoot leans against the turnbuckle. Vorex then chokes Scoot Time with a boot to the throat. Vorex relinquishes the choke. He brings Scoot Time out to the middle of the ring and puts on a beast choker. Scoot tries not to give into the pain, Vorex releases the hold.*
Sam: I think that Vorex should of kept that hold on Scoot Time and he would of had it won.
Hood: That could play off to be a major mistake.
Sam: But yet again, that may just be Vorex's plan to inflict more punishment.
*Vorex picks up Scoot Time and locks him into pumphandle position. He lifts him and connects with the Pump Handle Slam. Vorex signals for the end. Vorex picks up Scoot Time and lifts him up for the Vorex Suplex and connects. Vorex covers Scoot Time.
1...
2...
3!!!*
Cobbs: Here is your winner James "The Killer" Vorex!!!
Hood: Vorex wins. Vorex wins. Vorex wins.
Sam: You just reminded me of some one Hood.....
Hood: Shut up Sam. What a tremendous win for Vorex!!!
Sam: Hold up, I hear something is going on in the back.
*The scene cuts to show Dilon Draven battling it out with Night Crawler. Both men are fighting tooth and nail. Finally security comes and breaks them up. The scene cuts back.*
Hood: I wonder what that was about?
Sam: I guess tempers are flaring since Apocolypse Now is so close to us. Don't forget to order it folks, it's only on Pay-Per-View!!
Kill You by Eminem starts and Showtime walks down the
ramp.Cobbs: “Coming down the isle standing at 6
foot 9 inches and 260lbs. The OCW brings to you SHOWTIME!”Showtime gets in the ring and suddenly The Legend Of Zelda
theme hits and out walks Kragg The Berserker.
Cobbs: “Making his way down the isle, from the Siberian Wastelands.
Weighting in at 287lbs, KRAGG THE BERSERKER!”
The two men go to their corners and the bell rings. The two men meet each
other face to face in the middle of the ring, and they exchange a few
words. Showtime starts to turn away and Berserker grabs his arm and pulls
him back and punches Showtime right between the eyes. Hood: “Wow that punch connected hard on Showtime” Sam: “Yeah,
Berserker is looking like he wants to start off his career in the OCW with
a win.” Hood: That’s how you win in this sport Sam. You stop your
opponent from hitting you and you beat the living crap out of
them. Sam: “Yeah, Berserker is refusing to take a loss in his
first match in the OCW.” 2... KICK OUT! 2.... FOOT ON THE
ROPES! Hood: “That’s called knowing where you are at in the ring.” Sam:
“I couldn’t agree more Hood. If it wasn’t for those ropes though I think
that Kragg The Berserker would be getting his hand raised right
now.” Hood: “I think I can agree with that.” 2... 3!!!!! Cobbs: The winner of this match.... KRAGG
THE BERSERKER! Hood: “A good effort put forth by
Showtime but it wasn’t enough to get the win in the OCW.” Sam: “In the
end Berserker gets the win with his finishing move.” Hood: “Well it is
time to move onto our last match.”
Cobbs: Coming down the isle. From
Minneapolis, Minnesota and weighing in at 225lbs. SCOTT
MASTERS!!!Scott Masters rolls into the ring and
then “Chicken Hunting” by ICP starts and War Machine runs down the
ring. Cobbs: And his opponent, from Toronto
Ontario, weighing in at 225lbs. WAR MACHINE!
The bell rings and War Machine charges Scott Masters only to get a drop toe
hold. Scott Masters quickly applies a wrist lock as War Machine tries to
get up. Scott Masters lets go and bounces off the ropes, and slides under
War Machines legs. War Machine turns around and gets a drop-kick from Scott
Masters sending the Machine to the canvas. Sam:
“Masters is quick.” Hood: “It really depends on you definition of quick.
But I guess you could say that Scott Masters is pretty
quick.” 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! Masters
stumbles out of the corner and War Machine hops up on the 2nd turnbuckle
and grabs Masters’ head and hit a Tornado DDT! War Machine makes the
cover.1... 2.... KICK OUT! Hood: “It seems
as if the match is slipping away from Masters.” Sam: Masters better think
of something and fast if he wants to walk out of here with an undefeated
streak.” Hood: “Wow... a winning streak of one, now that’s
impressive.” 2... 3!!! Sam: “Tune in on Monday, for a great night of wrestling
and from what I hear a great party hosted by the Tag Team Champions. Good
Night Everyone!”