~The camera fades into a thunderstorm. As random flashes of lightning can be seen, we see the face of Everlast, Enigma, Shadow Stalker, Night Stalker, Scoot Time and others. A spark of light can be seen in the air... slowly traveling down we see scenes of Hannibal making his debut, Enigma woundering around in an open field, and Perfectly Marvelous with a couple of 2x4's. Finally a huge atomic explosion errupts, and the words 'Apocolypse Now' crash onto the screen. The camera cut to a shot of the Omega Arena, in downtown Orlando Florida. The camera pans around seeing the hundereds and hundreds of fans packed into the arena. Huge OCW banners are hanging from the rafters. The camera cuts to a shot inside the ring where President Dean and Commissioner Cheasy M are standing.~
Dean: Welcome OCW to Apocolypse NOW!!! We've got a great card lined up for you tonight, where we will see the top OCW Superstars go at it in a ruthless rumble to crown a NEW number one contender for the World Championship!
Cheasy M: But thats not all! Also tonight we have a devistating Hardcore Championship match with JD Tyson defending it against The Frost! Then we have a tag-team scafold match between the Tag Team Champions Perfectly Marvelous and two members of the 3rd Earth Kliq, Krayzie and DA Link!
Dean: Also tonight, the OCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP will be on the line as Champion D Double D defends his belt against Special K! This fued has been a strange one since day one, and Special K HAS beaten D Double D before.. can he pull two upsets?!
Cheasy M: I dunno, but it's gonna be a good night for the OCW wrestlers and fans.. so lets get into the action!
~The OCW Theme begins to blare over the PA System as Cheasy M and Dean leave the ring. The camera cuts to a shot of the commentator's booth.~
Hood: Yeah, Dean and Cheasy are right folks, we got one hell of a show for ya tonight! Lets get right into the thick of things and get... hold on... I have word we have something from Hannibal's locker room!
Sam: Yeah, your right.... We do have word something is going down in the locker room of 'Team Freak'. You gotta wounder what kind of weird training has been going on back there?! I mean we haven't heard from Hannibal or Silverfreak all week!
~The camera cuts back to Hannibal's locker room. Silverfreak and Reno are both standing outside the bathroom door, looking around with bored looks on their faces. Reno is wearing a lime green leather top and black leather pants. Silverfreak is wearing an old 'JFC' t-shirt and cut-off Jnco jeans. Reno speaks.~
Reno: Come on Hannibal! You gotta come out of their sometime!
~Hannibal's muffeled voice can be heard from inside the bathroom.~
Hannibal: No! I look stupid!! Do I really have to wear this shit?
Silverfreak: Hey, you wanna be the next one and only freak of pro wrestling don't you?!
Hannibal: Uhh..
Reno: Well you wanna win the rumble tonight, don't you?
Hannibal: Alright, I'm comming out..
~As the bathroom door opens, We see that Hannibal's martial arts style outfit has been replaced by a huge.. yellow.. chicken suit. A grin covers the face of Silverfreak as Reno shakes her head somewhat in disbeleif.~
Silverfreak: You look great! This is the perfect element of surprise! I mean who is gonna expect a guy in a chicken suit?! You'll win for sure!
Reno: You might not think it's the best idea, but you do have to listen to this man. Silverfreak has held almost every singles title in the OCW.. he knows what he's doing.
Hannibal: This is the last mother fucking straw!
~Hannibal takes off the chicken head, reveiling his unmasked face. For the first time, the OCW audience sees that Hannibal has really been TV personality and the star of 'Smokey and the Bandit' BURT REYNOLDS! Hann..I mean Burt kicks over the coffee table and goes into a total rage.~
Burt Reynolds: Damn it Silver, I have done everything you said to do! You said to wear a stupid mask, I did it. You said to tell people I hated you to build the 'surprise of our union', I did it! You told me to snatch the pebble from your hand.. I did it, even though you called me grasshopper... but this is IT! No more!
Silverfreak: So, what are you trying to say?
Burt Reynolds: Silverfreak, your a washed up HACK! Sure, you might have been able to entertain the fans in your early years, but you have nothing left! Look at yourself, you think if you get some whore to fallow you around, thats gonna get you a title back?! I don't mother fucking think so! Silver, I could give a damn less about your freak-a-mainiacs... I could give a damn less about your $2 whore... and Silverfreak, I could care a REALLY BIG FUCK LESS about your stupid GIMMICK!
~Silverfreak begins to shake...a psychopatic look begins to glare in Silver's eye as he whispers to Reno to leave the room. Silverfreak slowly looks back over at Burt Reynolds and begins to speak.~
Silverfreak: Listen here BURTY.. you think this is all a GIMMICK?! YOU THINK my life is all a big front I put on for the camera?! I don't think SO!! I HAVE no gimmick.. this is ME on and OFF the camera! My life IS a gimmick! Now it's time I kick your ass.. Freaky Style!!!
~Silverfreak grabs Burt Reynolds and tosses him across the room. Silverfreak then bashes his head over and over into the wall. The Freak grabs a painting off the wall and slams it through, over Burt's head. Silverfreak then jumps on Burt's back and begins to unzip the suit.~
Burt Reynolds: Hey, what are you doing?!
Silverfreak: This is what they call in the sport of professional wrestling as... a WEDGIE FROM HELL!!!!
~Silverfreak reaches inside the chicken suit and beings to pull at something, while Burt Reynolds cries out in pain. A rip is heard as Silver pulls Burt's tighty-whitey elastic over the top of his head. Silverfreak gives him one last kick and then heads towards the door.~
Silverfreak: I guess I should have never left a chicken to do a freak's job... Guess this means I'm back!
~As Silverfreak shuts the door, the camera cuts back to the commentator's table.~
Jones: Wow, Hannibal is Burt Reynolds?!
Hood: Well, looks like Silverfreak's plan has just backfired... and it looks like Hanniba..Mr. Reynolds is gonna have one hell of a time pullin' his underwear out of his as..
Sam: Hood! You can't say that on TV!
Hood: ASS ASS ASS! He's gonna have to pull his undies out of his ASS! This is Pay Per View television, I can say whatever I wanna say!
Sam: Well.. anyways, it looks like Silverfreak is on a rampage! Everyone should know that Silverfreak takes his 'lifestyle' very seriously.. lets just hope Reno can keep him cooled down.
Jones: Lets stop it with the 'ass talk' and get on to the next match!
JD Tyson (3-0) vs The Frost (2-1)
Hardcore Title Match
Hood: Next is the OCW Hardcore title match between the champion JD Tyson versus the man from the '3rd Earth', Frost! Their's been a lot of confusion concerning the Hardcore title the last few weeks. The now former Hardcore Champion Silverfreak was dis-belted when he and Scott Syren left the OCW while President Dean was out of action. JD Tyson won the belt after beating both Triple P and The Frost. Now I guess the leader of this 3rd Earth Kliq is comming back for a little payback!
Sam: Yeah, but you have to remember that a wild and unperdictable Silverfreak is still running through this building! After seeing what he did to Hanni..I mean Burt Reynolds, their's no telling what that guy will do next!
Hood: Very true, but this match is what we need to be concerned with. We all know what kinda cult-like persona the 3rd Earth puts out. Will other members get involved?
~Suddenly "We Won't Die" by Twiztid begins to blare throughout the arena as The Frost makes his way out onto the enterance ramp. The music begins to fade, as The Frost begins to speak.~
The Frost: Listen, since I'm going to be the NEXT OCW Hardcore Champion, I figure it's time we start playing by the 3rd Earth's rules... OCW fans and wrestlers let me introduce you to the most feared structure known to man, The Cage of Doom!
~Three cages begin to lower down onto the ring, one stacked on top of the other. The bottom one covers the entire ring, the next one is a little bit smaller so that you have about 3 feet of walking space till you fall off the bottom cage, and the third cage on top is only big egnoph for one person. The top cage is padlocked with the OCW Hardcore Championship inside of it. The Frost begins to laugh as he makes his way down to the ring, and into the bottom level of the cage.~
Hood: Dear Lord! This cage is huge! Looks like those guys from the 3rd Earth can come up with some pretty creative shit!
Sam: Yeah, but where's JD Tyson?
~Suddenly "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit beings to play over the OCW PA System as JD Tyson runs down into the bottom cage and dropkicks Frost. The bell rings to start the match as the two superstars start beating each other.~
Hood: Damn, neither one of these guys belive in the art of ring introduction I guess!? If this keeps up, poor Cobbs is gonna be out of a job.
Sam: Well it doesn't look like the triple cage scared JD Tyson much! He just came right out and got busy!
~The Frost tosses JD Tyson into the ropes, but JD Tyson leapfrogs over Frost's head, but in surprise The Frost nails Tyson in the chin with a side kick. The Frost gets on top of the second turnbuckle and leaps, going for a legdrop but Tyson rolls out of the way as Frost holds onto his posterior region as he rolls around in pain. JD Tyson gives him a few kicks in the ribs and sends him to the outside of the ring. JD Tyson grabs Frost by the head and begins to grind his face into the inside of the steel cage. As Frost begins to scream in pain, he gives Tyson an elbow to the ribs and then hits him with a reverse russian legwsweep into the ring steps.~
Sam: Wow! Frost is already bleeding! I can tell this match is gonna get grusome and their still only one the bottom floor!
Hood: Yeah, these guys still have another cage to climb, then they have to figure out someway to get past that padlocked cell on the top!
~JD Tyson goes under the ring and starts pulling out trashcans, street signs, brooms, mops, and other hardcore weapons. The Frost grabs a street sign while Tyson's back is turned and nails him in his lower back. Frost then grabs Tyson and slings him over his shoulder and hits him with a Tombstone Piledriver on top of the trashcan. Tyson is now unconscience and bleeding from the top of his head. Frost gets out of the cage and starts to climb to the second cage.~
Sam: Looks like Frost is in the lead! He's now to the second cage! Fans, this second cage is even more deadly than the first, cause it is covered in barbed wire!
Hood: Yeah, if someone gets sent into this cage, they could come out with a few extra holes!
~As Frost looks down at JD Tyson and begins mocking him, Tyson gets back to his feet and heads outside of the cage. Tyson grabs a chair and starts to climb up to the second cage. Suddenly all the lights go out...~
Sam: What the hell is going on? Did the power go out?!
~As the sound of broken glass can be heard, lime green letters reading 'A Splattered SPAM Production' read across the OCW-a-tron. "Big Balls" by AC/DC begins to blare over the PA System as the lights now fade to a greenish color. Silverfreak, being acompanied by Reno, makes his way out. As the fans begin to go nuts, Tyson and Frost stop in their tracks and look over at Silverfreak. Silverfreak has a roll of toliet paper in his hand. Silverfreak and Reno both make their way over to the OCW commentator's desk and have a seat as the music cuts off, and the lights fade back to normal. JD Tyson and Frost continue to mawl each other on top of the cage.~
Hood: Silverfreak! Why do you have a role of toliet paper?
Silverfreak: This is an official OCW document, SIGNED by Dean-o himself! This says that I deserve an OCW Hardcore Title match with whoever the winner of this match is, since I never REALLY lost the title.
~Hood takes a look at the toliet paper, and notices that all the writting on it is in green crayon.~
Hood: Well looks official to me!
Sam: What are you talking about?! It's written on toliet paper!
Silverfreak: Hey Sam, do me a favor...
Sam: What?
Silverfreak: Shut up! Hood and I can call this match without your help...
~Tyson slingshots Frost into the barbed wire cage as the fans go crazy. Frost's limp body falls down as Tyson begins to wack him left and right with the steel chair he brought up to the top.~
Silverfreak: Aww come on! It's just a few chairshot! I've taken worse falls than that in the shower!
Hood: Well it looks like JD Tyson is droping the chair and is going for the third cage! Remember, the Hardcore title is locked inside the top cage!
~Tyson makes his way up to the top cage as Frost fallows behind him. As soon as both men make it up to the top, Frost goes for a spear, but misses and takes the door out on the top cage!~
Hood: Holly shit! So much for using a key to open this locked gate! Frost just used his whole body!
Silverfreak: Yeah, the first man to get his little grubby fingers on the belt wins!
~Tyson grabs Frost from behind and gorrilla presses him over his head, and tosses him through the top of the two cages underneath them as the crowd begins to chant 'HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!~
Hood: Ohh good god! This is looking more like a Warner Brothers cartoon than a wrestling match! Frost just went through two cages and landed smack dab in the middle of the ring! Now, Tyson is going for the Hardcore belt... We have a winner!!!
Cobbs: ...and STILL OCW HARDCORE CHAMPION, JD TYSON!!!!!!
Hood: What a match! We might need some medical crew member to take a look at Frost, and now JD Tyson is comming back down with his Hardcore title!
Silverfreak: His title?! You mean MY TITLE!
Hood: Silverfreak, where are you going?!
~Silverfreak runs around to meet JD Tyson at the bottom of the cage, and begins to punch him left and right into the ribs. Finally he slings Tyson into the cage, and as Tyson comes stumbling back, he gets him in a sleeper, and then works him down to the ground and wraps his legs around him. Tyson's face starts to turn blue.~
Sam: That's Rigga-Mortis! Silverfreak has his old signature manuver locked in on the OCW Hardcore Champion! Someone get him off, he's gonna kill 'em!
~Several OCW refs make their way down to try to pull Silverfreak off of Tyson, but Silverfreak won't move. Tyson appears to be knocked out cold. Finally Reno comes over and whispers something to Silverfreak, and he lets go of his deadly grip, as Tyson remains motionless. Reno and Silverfreak make their way up the enterance ramp, as Silverfreak has a demonic look on his face. The camera cuts back to the commentator's table.~
Hood: I guess this means that Silverfreak is back in the OCW Hardcore Title hunt! Boy, do I ever feel sorry for JD Tyson!
Sam: Hey, I'm sure when Tyson wakes up, he's gonna be one pissed off mofo! But he's gotta look on the bright side, at least he's still the OCW Hardcore Champion!
Jones: Indee..
Hood: Hey bucko, we don't say 'Indeed' around here anymore, keep up!
Perfectly Marvelous vs. The 3rd Earth Klique
Tag Team Championship Scaffold Match
*The dangerous steel scaffold is hanging above the ring, suspended about 30 feet in the air. "Just Another Crazy Click" by Three 6 Mafia/ICP & Twiztid blares over the speakers in the arena as the fans rise to attention.*
Cobbs: The following contest is a Scaffold Match and is for the OCW World Tag Team Championships! Making their way into the arena first are the challengers. Representing the 3rd Earth Kliq, they are KRAYZIE and DA LINK!!
*Krayzie and Link walk out to ringside, getting mostly boos from the fans, then stare up at the steel platform where they will be battling in a few fleeting moments. They climb into the ring, where a huge ladder is set up, leading to the scaffold. Before they can start to climb, though, the lights suddenly go out in the arena, making the crowd go wild. Before long, a short alarm clock beep and the words "Good Morning" come from the speakers, shooting off a huge display of pyro and bringing the lights back. "Then the Morning Comes" by Smashmouth starts to blast out of the speakers with the fans erupting into cheers.
Cobbs: And their opponents. They are accompanied to the ring by Katie, Sarah, Erica, Joy, Candy, and Amanda! From Minneapolis, Minnesota, at a combined weight of 530 lbs! They are the OCW World Tag Team Champions, Perfect Paul Paras; Marvelous Mario Maurako; they are PERFECTLY MARVELOUS!!
*The ladies make their way out first and separate to the sides of the ramp. The Kendo-stick weilding Triple P walks out onto the ramp, followed by the OCW United States Heavyweight Champion, Triple M, along with his wife Amanda. They pose on the ramp, then the champs hand their belts over to the ladies and sprint down to ringside to get this match underway!*
Sam: Looks like PM wants to waste no time in getting this match underway!
Jones: PM may be pumped up to battle, but you've gotta wonder about Da Link's state of mind after his recent personal problems.
Hood: No, I've gotta wonder when you two will shut up so I can watch this match!
*PM slides into the ring and are met by a hard offensive by the 3EK. Krayzie works over Triple P while Link stomps away at Triple M. Link tosses Maurako into the corner, allowing a double team on Triple P. They double-Irish whip Paras into the ropes and go for a tag team clothesline, but Paras rolls right under, then springs back off the ropes with a Moonsault onto both men! Triple M gets back up and starts to pound away at the head of Da Link. He lifts him up into a Gorilla Press Slam and Paul gets into postion for the Jackpot, but Krayzie kicks Maurako before they can hit the move.
Jones: This match has only just started and the champs already tried their finishing move!
Hood: The key word there is "tried". They can try all they want, but they're gonna have to do a lot more than try to beat the Klique!
Krayzie whips Paras to the ropes again, but this time, Paul slides to a hault next to the ropes. Krayzie charges at him, but gets a Roll Them Bones to the outside! Triple M whips Da Link toward Paras, and Link gets his Bones Rolled as well! Maurako runs over to the ropes and goes down on his hands and knees as Paras waits for their opponents to rise. When they do, Triple P runs and springs off Triple M's back with a 180 Moonsault over the top rope, but the Klique sees it coming and catch him in mid-air. They ram Paul's back into the ringpost hard, then pull Triple M out of the ring and start pounding on him.
Sam: Once to the well too often there by the Perfect One, and he payed for it! This match is wild already, and they haven't even gotten up to the scaffold yet!
Paras slides back in the ring while the Klique attack Maurako. Triple P slides over to the ring apron opposite the battle on the outside, and signals for something big. Paul springboards off the ropes and delivers a Missile Dropkick to the side of the ladder, sending it toppling down, over the ropes on the other side, and crashing down right onto Krayzie, Da Link, AND Triple M!!
Hood: I think you can hold those thoughts about the scaffold for the moment! Triple P just brought down the house right on top of everyone else in the match!
Paul goes back outside and calls for his girls to come down to ringside. Paras, Erica, Sarah, and Katie are able to get the humongous ladder back in the ring, and set it back up. The girls go back to the safety of the ramp as Paras goes back to work on Krayzie. Before he can do much, though, Da Link grabs a Kendo stick of his own from under the ring and cracks it across the back of Triple P! He hits him with repeated shots to the back and ribs, making the man writhe in pain on the floor. Link tosses the stick into the ring and drops Paras with a DDT on the floor. He picks up Maurako and tosses him back into the ring. Link slides in and begins to wail away on Triple M with the stick as well. Krayzie gets back up and grabs a steel chair from ringside. He waits for Paras to get back up, but as soon as he raises the chair, Paul drops back down and sweeps his legs right out from under him! Paras grabs his own Kendo stick from the floor and slides into the ring where DA Link is waiting. The two get into a brief stafirebrickown which soon erupts into a match of the Kendo sticks! They block each other's stick shots back and forth until Link finally kicks Paras right in the groin, sending him down. Before Link has time to celebrate, though, Triple M comes up from behind and grabs Link in a full nelson before driving him down with Super Mario!!
Sam: Da Link really took control of the match when he brought in the weapons, but PM's teamwork is some of the best in the business.
Jones: All four men are taking some stiff shots here though. You've got to wonder how much they can take!
Triple M smashes Link's head into the metal ladder, then begins to climb up. Before he can get far, though, Krayzie slides back into the ring, steel chair in hand, and smashes Maurako in the back with it, making him fall to the mat. Krayzie props up the chair and Bulldogs Triple M hard onto the seat. He picks the man back up and hooks him for a Twist of Fate over top of the open chair. As Krayzie spins around to deliver the move, though, he is met in the jaw with a STIFF superkick by Triple P!! Paras, though, turns around and is met by a huge clothesline by Da Link!! Link pushes the ladder a ways to clear the center of the ring. He whips Paras into the corner, and then attempts to send Maurako flying into his partner. Triple M, though, holds onto Link's arm, and brings it around into a fast pumphandle before nailing The Road to Maurako, quickly followed up by a Parasault from Triple P!! Krayzie gets back up and rushes at Paras. Paul, though, rolls backwards, tripping up Krayzie and putting him right into the Minneapolis Crab! Triple M goes out onto the ring apron and takes his protective mask out from his tights, making the fans go absolutely wild! Maurako puts on the mask as Paras positions the Crab so Krayzie's knees are facing the turnbuckle. Triple M climbs to the top rope, and signals for a Nose Dive!
Jones: Uh oh, I've got a bad feeling about where this headbutt is going!
Hood: Krayzie might want to cancel any plans of having a family any time soon!
With Krayzie locked in the Crab, Triple M launches himself off the top rope, and comes down with the Nose Dive, right onto the unprotected groin of Krayzie!!!
Sam: OUCH!! I think you were right on that one, Hood.
Hood: Of course; and you know what they call that one? PERFECTLY LEGAL!!
With both members of the 3EK reeling on the mat, Triple P grabs the steel chair Krayzie brought in, and Triple M goes to the outside and grabs another. With both chairs, PM begin the long climb up the ladder as the fans cheer them on. They get about half way up and Da Link begins to get to his feet. Link pulls up Krayzie and the 3EK begin to climb up after PM! The champs get to the top first, and instead of trying to fight the oncoming Klique off, they open the chairs and take a seat up on the scaffold with the fans cheering around them! Da Link and Krayzie finally make it up to the top of the ladder and storm onto the scaffold to do battle with PM. Link runs up to them and hits a double-clothesline that knocks both of them out of their chairs!
Sam: I think PM's arrogance may be getting the best of them.
Jones: This match is only beginning as far as Krayzie and Da Link are concerned. If they can drop the champs down 30 feet, none of that brawling on the ground will matter, and they'll have some hard-earned gold to take back to 3rd Earth.
The Klique begins to stomp a mudhole in PM. They hit a big double atomic drop on Triple P, then attempt to throw him off the scaffold. Triple M recovers, though, and nails them both. Maurako kicks Krayzie hard in the gut, then follows it up with a piledriver right onto the steel! Da Link runs at him, but gets a drop toe hold, making his face scrape against the cold steel chain holding up the scaffold, busting him wide open. Maurako is blindsided by Krayzie, who nails him in the back of the head with one of the steel chairs, staggering him. Krayzie prods him in the gut with the chair, making him stumble off the scaffold and back onto the ladder! Maurako holds onto the ladder and starts to climb back up, but Krayzie is waiting for him and nails him once again with the chair! Triple M is dizzied, and the force from the chair shots starts to make the ladder sway back and forth.
Hood: Good God! If that ladder falls over, it may take Triple M's career with it!
Jones: I think Krayzie's intentions are just that!
With the ladder dangerously close to tipping over, Triple M climbs a bit higher again. Krayzie reels back with the chair to deliver the final blow, but before he can, he is hit low by Paras from behind! Krayzie drops the chair behind him and soon has his head driven right onto it with the Minnesota Slice from Triple P! The scaffold swings a bit from the impact, sending the ladder amove again. Maurako leaps off the ladder and back onto the scaffold, right before the massive tower of steel collapses into the entryway below with a huge CRASH!
Sam: It was almost all over for Triple M right there!
Jones: Yes, but now, there's no way down but the hard way!
A bloody Da Link gets back to his feet and starts to punch away at both Paras and Maurako. He can only fight off both men for so long, though, as he is quickly overtaken by a pair of spin kicks to either side of his head. Triple M picks Link up and sets him up for an elevated DDT. He lifts him up into the air, and Paras catches Link's legs on his shoulders. Triple M then changes his arm position and grabs Link's head in midair before both of them drive the man down with a combination X-Factor/reverse sitout Powerbomb!
Sam: Perfectly Marvelous call that move the Hit Parade...
Before PM can follow up, though, Krayzie grabs Paras from behind in a sleeper, then drops him down with a neckbreaker. Triple M tries a clothesline, but it is reversed into the same sleeper neckbreaker by Krayzie!
Hood: Yes, but he calls that move the Krayzie-Flow! In stereo!
Krayzie begins to roll Maurako off the scaffold, but Paras grabs ahold of his boot. Krayzie tries to fight him off, but Paul won't let go. Krayzie finally tries to reach down and grab Paras, but his arm is caught and he is rolled back into the Minneapolis Crab for a second time! Da Link, though, is on top of things, and blasts Triple P right in the face with one of the chairs, busting him open and breaking the hold. Link picks Maurako up and gets ready to toss him off the scaffold. He throws him off the side of the metal platform, but Triple M grabs ahold of one of the suspension chains and holds on. Da Link is furious and tries to break the grasp of Maurako's hands on the chain. While this is going on, though, Krayzie attempts to open up the cut on Paras' face even further by grinding it against the metal scaffolding. Krayzie lets Paras go, then measures him up for a lariat. As Paras gets up, Krayzie goes for the move, but it is ducked, and Krayzie inadvertantly runs into his partner. Link almost falls off the scaffold from the impact, but stops himself. He turns around and starts yelling at Krayzie for his mistake.
Jones: What's this? A little dissention between the 3rd Earth Klique? That won't help them any in this match!
With the Klique arguing, Triple P dropkicks Krayzie in the back, sending him stumbling into Da Link, who falls off the scaffold! Link grabs onto Triple M's legs on his way down, and now both of them are hanging dangerously from the side of the scaffold!!
Sam: Those two are just seconds away from being dropped to this arena floor! How is Triple M hanging on?!
Hood: Well, that little war of words between the Klique certainly didn't help them any in this match.
Jones: I just said that!
Hood: No use in trying to capitalize off of my play-by-play to get yourself over, Jones. What's going to happen next in this exciting contest?!
Jones: Argh! You little...
Krayzie turns back around and gets a stiff kick in the gut by Triple P. Paras turns him around and lifts him up in a torture rack. Before he can follow up, though, Krayzie falls out of it and instead lifts Paul up into a fireman's carry before delivering the BRIMSTONE!
Sam: Triple P was looking for the Vegas Bomb, but Krayzie saw that one coming!
Hood: Yeah, he only got it on Massacre...right into a PM pie!
Sam: Krayzie had better help his partner, though, before the Marvelous One loses his grip!
Krayzie looks down at Triple M and Da Link dangling from the scaffold, then starts to climb the chain they are hanging from. He gets near the top of the chain, then pulls what looks to be a small pocket knife out of his boot. Krayzie uses the knife to cut a sandbag rope near the arena ceiling, sending the bag plummeting and crashing down hard and bursting open on the arena floor! The rope, however, remains hanging from the upper reaches of the arena, and Da Link takes advantage of it by jumping off Triple M and onto the rope. He tries to kick Triple M off of the scaffold from the rope, but to no avail. As Krayzie climbs down the chain, Da Link gets some momentum going and attempts to swing into Maurako and knock him to the floor. He tries twice unsuccessfully, but on his third try, Triple M puts his boot up, and Link ends up going crotch-first right into it!! Maurako finally pulls himself back up onto the scaffold.
Jones: You said it before, Sam, and I'll say it again- OUCH!!!
Sam: I can't believe that Triple M lasted so long hanging on like that!
Hood: Well Sam, just imagine that sandbag that fell being one of those guys' heads! Now do you see why he hung on for so long?
Sam: Point taken.
As Krayzie is getting down, Maurako and Paras are both there, looking to get back into the match. Krayzie goes for a kick on Triple M, but Maurako catches it and drives him down on the scaffold with the firebrick Scare. Paras then takes advantage and puts the man in a full nelson on the ground, turned around into a camel clutch nelson submission hold.
Jones: There's that move Triple P calls the Lock Box! Please no election jokes, Hood.
Hood: What do you take me for, Jones?
Jones: Do you really want me to answer that?
Hood: No, I think I'll have a re-count...
With Krayzie all locked up, Triple M turns his attention to Da Link, who has been trying to climb back up on the rope. Maurako looks around to the fans for a moment, then runs and leaps onto the rope, making it swing toward the entryway! As the rope is swinging, Da Link and Maurako head straight towards the OCW-Tron. Right before a collision, both men jump off, and land on the steel girders surrounding the huge video screen!
Jones: Oh my god! Are they out of this thing?
Sam: No, you have to fall to either the ring or the floor to lose. Both men are still in this match!
Triple M and Da Link begin to brawl in front of the screen, with a huge image of them fighting being projected right in back of them. They exchange some punches, then Triple M sets up Link for Simply Marvelous! Link nails Maurako in the side of the head with an elbow, though, breaking the attempt. Link signals for "The Bottom Link" to the booing fans, but as soon as he turns around, he is met with SIMPLY MARVELOUS!! Triple M rolls Da Link's body off the OCW-Tron and down onto the floor below to eliminate him!
Sam: There it is! Da Link is out of this thing! PM has a two-on-one advantage, but I've got to wonder how Triple M plans on getting back up to the scaffold without touching the floor!
Jones: That's true. It may be two-on-one, but that rope is a looooong ways away now.
The match continues with Krayzie finally able to power his way out of the Lock Box. Triple M, still on the video screen, yells out something to the girls on the ramp below, then tosses down what looks to be...car keys? Amanda picks them up and runs backstage as the fight continues with Paras and Krayzie up on the scaffold. Paul tries a Minnesota Slice, but Krayzie turns around and turns it into a Northern Lights suplex attempt. Paras lands on his feet, and attempts to lock in Paranoia from behind. Krayzie reverses it into a back suplex, but Paul lands on his feet again. Vegas Bomb attempt, but Krayzie lands on his feet! Brimstone attempt, but Paul flips out of it! Paras hooks him for the All-Star Slam, but Krayzie hits an elbow and turns it into a Twist of Fate attempt! As he spins under, Paul pushes him towards the side of the scaffold, almost sending him over! Krayzie turns back around and is met by the PARASYTE as the fans erupt in applause and cheers!!
Jones: What a series of reversals by these two! They're really pulling out all the stops here tonight!
Sam: I wasn't sure if that string of moves would ever end!
Hood: It did, but they paid for it- both of them are down and exhausted now.
Sam: Wait a minute, what's going on over at the entryway?
As the camera looks to what Sam was alluding to, we see a firebrick and black hummer drive out from beside the rampway with Amanda at the helm! Triple M climbs down off the OCW-Tron and jumps down onto the top of the hummer as it drives down the isleway!
Hood: Talk about an entrance! That Triple M's sure got some style in women!
Jones: Not only that, but now, he's got a way back to the battle zone!
Amanda drives the hummer up to the ring, where the rope is still dangling above from earlier. Before going back up, though, Mario calls over to Joy and Candy, and tells them to grab tables! The girls get three tables from under the ring, and pass them up to Triple M on the hummer. Mario sets them up one on top of the other until he makes a triple-table stack! He climbs up the sides of the tables and stands on the top tier, allowing him to reach the rope and start climbing back up to the top of the arena!
Sam: You've got to admit, that was some smart thinking from the Maurakos. But now, do any of these men have the strength to continue on?
Triple M climbs foot by foot, inch by inch, up the rope, the fans cheering him on as he does, and finally reaches the scaffold, just as both Krayzie and Triple P are getting to their feet. Maurako jumps off the rope and back onto the scaffold, thoroughly exhausted from his climb. Krayzie sees his last chance at winning, and goes for it. Krayzie delivers a stiff kick low on Triple M, then prepares to toss him off. He grabs Maurako and winds him up to throw him off. As Krayzie turns, though, he gets hit in the eyes by a spray of chili powder thrown by Triple P!! With the man blinded, Triple M hoists him up into a Gorilla Press Slam as Paras looks over the edge of the scaffold and down on the tables on top of the hummer. Triple P points down to the tables, making the crowd erupt, then makes a belt motion with his hands. Triple M carries Krayzie over to the side, and in one fluid motion, tosses him off as Paras jumps off and grabs his head in mid-air! Paras and Krayzie plummet down as Krayzie gets drilled with a Diamond Cutter through all three tables and down onto the hummer below as the fans blow the roof off the arena!!!
Jones: HOLY SH*T!!
Sam: Krayzie just got the Jackpot off a 30 foot drop, through 3 tables, and onto a hummer, and Triple P went down with him!!!
Hood:..............
Jones: Say something, Hood!
Hood:...............
Sam: The man is speechless, and I can't blame him! Triple P said he was going to get 'EXTREMEly Perfect', and I think we just saw exactly what he meant!
With Krayzie completely out cold on the hummer, Triple M slides down the rope from the ceiling and lands on top of his landing pad of a vehicle. As Paras is stirring, he and Maurako roll Krayzie off the hummer and to the floor to get the win!
Cobbs: Here are your winners and STILL OCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, PERFECTLY MARVELOUS!!!
Sam: What a match we have just witnessed!
Jones: These four men gave every little bit they had in this match, and I have a feeling that this match will be on the highlight reels for some time to come. Isn't that right, Hood?
Hood: .......That was incfirebrickible!!!
Sam: That's for sure. PM certainly gave these people exactly what they wanted to see tonight, And Perfectly Marvelous, after what can only be described as a WAR against the 3rd Earth Klique, are still the OCW World Tag Team Champions!
D Double D (9-6) vs Special K (4-0)
OCW World Championship Match
Sam: Well it's that time Hood!
Hood: Yes it is Sam. It's one of the monumental moments that we've been waiting for here tonight at Apocolypse Now!
Sam: I can't wait for this match.
Hood: I'm thinking that it'll be more disappointing than you think that it'll be.
Sam: I can't believe that you would say that Hood! I mean it has D Double D in it!
Hood: One of my points exactly. He's slacked a lot since he got this title again.
Sam: I'll admit that he has, but I would think that you would think that it would be disappointing because of Special K in it.
Hood: Well, that too.
Sam: I can't believe you Hood!
Hood: I only tell the truth.
Sam: Well whoever wins this match will face the winner of the Royal Rumble and go on to the PPV and compete for the World Title.
Hood: Yes that's right, the winner of the Royal Rumble will gain the priviledge of going on to the next PPV and fight for the World Title.
Sam: Well the competitors are ready and so are we so lets get started!
Cobbs: First making his way to the ring, standing at 6'6". And weighing in at 255 pounds. He hails from Los Angeles, California, and he is the challenger in this match for the World Title! He is none other than Special K!!!
~"RVD's Theme"hits and out he comes as pyro goes off around him. He basks in the gloryof him fixing to be in the World Title match. He slowly makes his way down to the ring as the fans start to boo him horendously. He makes his way to the ring and waits for DDD.~
Sam: Well there is your pick inside the ring Hood.
Hood: Who the hell said he was my pick?
Cobbs: And now making his way to the ring. He is from Darlington UK and weighing in at 340 pounds. He stands at 6'7". He is the OCW Heavyweight Champion of the WWWWOOOORRRRLLLLDDDD!!!! He is D Double D!!!!
~"Wait and Bleed" by Slipknotblares over the PA system as the World Champion comes out from behind the curtains to a tremendous ovation from the audience. He holds the World Title up high as he makes his way to the ring. He hops in the ring and gives the belt to the ref as the ref rings the bell.~
Hood: Here we go!!
Sam: I can't believe this is going to be one hell of a match!
~The match starts as Special K runs in and starts to attack DDD who is talking to a member of the crowd. DDD stumbles into the corner as SK starts to give him knife edge chops. The chops barely phase DDD. DDD reverses and throws SK into the corner and starts giving his own set of knife edge chops to SK. SK reels in pain as he grabs his chest. DDD now has the upper hand and starts kicks to the gut of SK. SK bends over in pain as DDD takes SK out of the turnbuckle and gives him a jackhammer. DDD makes the early cover.
1...
2...kick out by SK.~
Hood: DDD should know that that won't finish anyone off.
Sam: You tell him that.
~DDD picks up SK and goes for a reverse neckbreaker but SK counters and pushes DDD into the ropes. DDD bounces off and gets met with a thunderous back elbow that sends DDD down to the mat. SK picks up DDD and kicks him in the gut. DDD bends over in pain. SK picks up DDD in a piledriver position and connects with a piledriver that has DDD out cold it looks like. SK isn't through with him. SK picks up DDD's limp body and sends it back down with a double arm ddt.~
Sam: What high impact maneuvers shown here by Special K.
Hood: He might just be proving me wrong right here.
~SK still isn't through and sends him into the ropes once again. SK tries for a leap frog but DDD catches him in mid-air and gives him a hell of a suplex!! Both men are down The ref starts a ten count. 1...2...3..DDD starts to move up 4...5...6...DDD gets up and picks up Special K and knocks him back down with a thunderous front suplex. DDD taunts SK telling him to get up. DDD goes to the top rope and perches waiting for Special K to get up. SK gets up finally and gets met with a tremendous flying clothesline.~
Sam: That was totally uncharacteristic by D Double D.
Hood: Your right, it's not everyday that you see D Double D taking it up top.
~DDD picks up Special K and sets him up for the D Lock Drop and connects. DDD goes for the pin.
1...
2...DDD pulls up Special K saying that he wasn't down with him. The ref scolds him but DDD doesn't care. DDD show boats by picking up SK in a hanging suplex position and letting the blood rush to his head. DDD finally drops him, but not with a suplex, but with a brainbuster.~
Hood: What tremendous impact with that hanging brainbuster.
Sam: Special K is out cold.
~DDD then picks up Special K and locks him in a beast choker. The ref goes and sees if Special K gives up. Special K holds on. DDD locks the beast choker on a bit tighter. Special K fades out cold. The ref raises the hand of SK. Special K's hand goes down once. The ref raises it again. Special K's hand goes down for the second time. Suddenly the light go black and a spotlight appears at the rampway. Suddenly "Enemy" by Eve6 blares over the PA system as out comes The Great One.~
Sam: Oh My God!! The Great One is back!!!
Hood: Rumors have been flying that he was soon to come back.
Sam: Well it looks like they are true!!!
~DDD releases the beast choker and stands up and goes to the ropes talking a bunch of trash to TGO. Suddenly Perfectly Marvelous enter the ring from behind and knock out the ref they then stand behind DDD. TGO points towards the ring. DDD turns around and gets met with The Parasyte by Triple P. Triple M then picks up DDD and executes the Simply Marvelous. In this mayhem TGO makes his way down to the ring. TGO gets in and picks up DDD. TGO then sets DDD up for the Tombstone Powerbomb. On the release of the move Perfectly Marvelous drive down DDD adding more force on the release. TGO then rolls Special K over on top of DDD as TGO and Perfectly Marvelous go to the outside of the ring. The ref revives and then counts the shoulders of DDD.
1...
2...
3!!!!~
Cobbs: Here is your winner and NEW World Champion...Special K!!!!
Hood: There's a new World Champion!!!!
Sam: But the bigger story is with Perfectly Marvelous and TGO!!!
Hood: TGO is getting a mic. Lets see what he has to say!
TGO: I'm back!!!! And with a surprise for everyone. Welcome the new generation in stables here in the OCW!!!
Triple M: Yes, that's right folks, we have aligned our Perfectly Marvelous selves with none other than TGO. What a shocker huh? But what there's more!!!
Triple P: Yes that's right, not only are we the new tag team champions of the OCW, but we have became "Cool" as well.
TGO: Have you gotten the hint yet people? We have our own rendition of the JFC.
Triple M: But we were too good for the name of JFC.
Triple P: There was just a little something missing in the whole thing.
TGO: So we gave the JFC a face-lift so to speak. We gave the JFC a new name. A name that fits us just a little bit better. You see, we were better than the JFC, and everyone knew it. So we had to make the name something that fits us. And well we came up with one. How about this??
Together: Just F*cking Better!
Triple P: We thought that it would fit us a lot better? Don't you guys?
Triple M: So I think everyone else in the OCW should watch their backs. Because we're more vicious and dangerous than the JFC ever was.
TGO: Yes, that's right! And we had to set an example of poor little DDD over there. You see, we had to prove that we are better than a JFC member that was still in the OCW. And our first pick was DDD.
Triple M: But don't think that we haven't forgotten about you Silverfreek. Because we sure as hell haven't.
Triple P: So let this be a lesson to all that we are just what our name states. And that's Just F*cking Better!
~Triple P throws down the mic at Special K and at DDD as the JFB leave the ring to a shocked audience.~
Sam: Oh my God! I can't believe what I just heard!
~The camera cuts to a shot of Silverfreak's locker room where we can see that him and Reno are both watching what has just happened. Silverfreak picks up the television set and tosses it across the room in anger. The camera then cuts to a shot inside Special K's locker room. Special K has the OCW World Championship title over his shoulder as him and JD Tyson are both drinking out of a champane bottle.~
JD Tyson: I know it looks weird seeing me out here celebrating with Special K, vut we have had this planned all along because tonight we are constructing the most devistating stable in OCW. Right now the first couple people in is me the Hardcore Champion and Special K the World Hevyweight Champion!!!!
Special K: But it doesn't stop here, later tonight we will present to you all the third and last member of our stable named Lords Of Destruction!
~The camera fades back to the OCW commentator's table.~
Hood: Looks like Silverfreak is a little upset with the latest actions by JFB!
Sam: Yeah, and it looks like we've got yet ANOTHER stable in the mix, the Lords of Destruction! Well lets get to our main event tonight, the OCW RUMBLE!!!!
OCW Rumble
for the number one contendermanship to the OCW World Title
~The bell rings and the crowd begins to cheer as they see it is time for the Rumble. The spotlight focuses on Cobbs, who is in the middle of the ring. Cobbs speaks~
Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Rumble!!! The winner of this match will be the last man standing after everyone else has been tossed over the top rope with both feet touching the floor. All men drew numbers backstage and will come out to the numbers that they drew, so without wasting anymore time, lets see who drew number one!!!
~ “Illusions” by Cypress Hill begins to play and the fans see it is Enigma who drew number one. He makes his way to the ring and gets in his corner. Cobbs then speaks~
Cobbs: And now, here is the individual who drew number two!!!
~ “Problem Child” by AC/DC begins playing and the fans react in shock as they see Shadow Stalker make his way to the ring. Cobbs gets out of the way and Stalker gets in the ring with the bell ringing. Enigma and Stalker come face to face in the middle of the ring and exchange words~
Jones: Oh My Gosh!! Two of the favorites to win this thing drew #1 and #2!!!
Hood: This outta be interesting!
Sam: Very!
~Enigma shoves Stalker and Stalker shoves Enigma back and they begin to exchange blows left and right. Enigma then gets a knee into the gut of Stalker and Stalker bends over in pain. Enigma now whips him into the ropes, but Stalker holds onto the ropes. Enigma then charges at him and Stalker puts his head down. He lifts Enigma over the top rope, but Enigma’s feet land on the apron. Enigma then quickly rushes to the top turnbuckle, leaps off, nailing Stalker with a missile drop kick~
Jones: Oh Man!!! I thought Enigma was gone!
Hood: Me too!! He had better chill out a little bit if he wants to win the damn thing!
Sam: True!
~Enigma pulls Stalker to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Enigma charges in but catches a boot to the face from Stalker. Stalker then turns Enigma around, hooks him around the waist and delivers a devastating belly to belly suplex. Stalker then gets to his feet and points to the floor~
Jones: What is he pointing for?
Hood: He is calling his shot you idiot!! He is fixing to get rid of Enigma!!
Sam: Man, Enigma should do something!
~Stalker picks Enigma up and drags him to the ropes. He lifts Enigma up and attempts to toss him over the top rope, as he is doing so, the countdown clock appears on the titantron, the fans coutn along with it~
10!
9!
8!
7!
6!
Smith: Who is it going to be?
5!
4!
3!
Hood: I’ll bet it is the world famous Scoot Time!
2!
1!
~The bell rings and suddenly “Drummer’s Theme” begins playing as the undefeated Drummer makes his way to the ring area~
Jones: It is the man who calls himself the four time world champion!
Hood: Yea, not like that means anything here in OCW!
Sam: It don’t mean a damn thing!
~Drummer gets in the ring and immediately knees Stalker in the kidney area, causing Enigma to fall back into the ring. Drummer starts to unload on Stalker with lefts and rights, backing him into a corner. Drummer then whips Stalker out of the corner and Stalker goes flying into the corner across the ring. Stalker hits hard. Drummer then charges at Stalker, when out of nowhere Enigma catches him with a vicious spear as he was running full speed at Stalker~
Jones: Whoa!!!!
Hood: Ouch!!!
Sam: Damn!!!!!
Jones: Are we playing football here?
Hood: I dunno, but that sure is a good way to take the wind outta Drummer, haha!
~Enigma now picks Drummer up and begins to nail him with lefts and right. Drummer wobbles back against the ropes. Enigma then nails him with a superkick and Drummer is halfway over the top rope and out of the rumble. Enigma rushes over there to try and get him out~
Jones: Enigma has got Drummer nearly out of this one!!
Hood: Sure does!! Good bye mister four time world champ!
Sam: Haha!
~Enigma has him just about out when an arm grabs Enigma around the neck. Pulls him backwards and drops him with an inverted DDT. It was Shadow Stalker. He begins to stomp away at Enigma as he lays on the mat. Stalker then sees Drummer, who is standing on the apron of the ring and Stalker tries to push him off the apron and to the floor, but Drummer rakes the eyes of Stalker. He then hooks him for a suplex. Drummer tries to suplex Stalker over the top rope and to the outside, but Stalker blocks it and instead suplexes Drummer back into the ring. The countdown begins again~
Jones: Not a very smart move there by Shadow Stalker, he should have eliminated Drummer!
10!
9!
Hood: Yea, but who cares, it is countdown time again!! Woohoo!!
8!
7!
6!
5!
Sam: I can’t wait to see who this one is!!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Jones: Here he comes!
~ “My Generation” by Limp Bizkit begins playing and Jay Cee rushes to the ring at full speed. He slides in and immediately goes straight for Drummer. He stomps away at Drummer, as he is on his hands and knees. Jay Cee picks Drummer up and whips him into the ropes. Drummer bounces off and Jay Cee nails him with a perfectly executed dropkick. Jay Cee then goes to the mat and begins to shove his thumb into the eyes of Drummer~
Jones: Wow!! These two really hate each other!
Hood: Well, Drummer did break Jay Cee’s undefeated streak, so I guess Jay Cee is a little upset about that!
Sam: True, True
~Meanwhile, Stalker has Enigma slouched in a corner. Stalker grabs one of Enigma’s legs and gets it over the top rope. He then grabs the other leg and has it on the top rope and Stalker begins to try and shove Enigma out of the ring. Enigma tries as hard as he can to stay in the ring~
Jones: Enigma is almost out of it!!!
Hood: Yup, he has got to do something to stay alive in this one!
Sam: Nah, it is over for that LightWeight!
~Stalker continues working on Enigma to get him over the top rope. Then, out of desperation, Enigma rakes the eyes of Stalker and Stalker backs off, holding his face in pain. Enigma then gets to his feet on the top rope, turns his back to Shadow Stalker, and leaps off, nailing Stalker with a moonsault~
Jones: Damn!! Doesn’t Enigma know you gotta stay grounded if you wanna win this thing! You can’t just fly around like that!
Hood: He don’t care!! He is a f’n luchador man, that is his style!
Sam: True, True
~On the other side of the ring. Jay Cee has Drummer to his feet now and in a corner. Jay Cee is pounding away at the side of Drummer’s head with vicious forearms. Drummer is now slouching in the corner. Jay Cee gets him to his feet and whips him across the ring, but as he is running, he runs into Enigma. Enigma gets pissed, picks Drummer up and drops him with the Enigma Driver. Enigma then grabs Jay Cee and drops him with the Enigma Driver as well. Enigma then stands up and looks at all three men who are laid out. He then puts Jay Cee on top of Shadow Stalker and Drummer on top of Jay Cee. He then goes to the top rope~
Jones: Ahh!!! He is going to do his shooting star press on all three men!!
Hood: Whoa, now that is fucking cool!!
Sam: Sure is!
~As Enigma is climbing to the top rope, the countdown begins again~
10!
9!
8!
7!
Jones: Man, could this be Everlast?
6!
5!
Hood: If it is, look for guys to go out quickly, they are tired, plus Everlast is a beast!
4!
3!
2!
1!
~The bell sounds and we hear some strange music begin playing. Suddenly, from behind the curtain steps a man we haven’t seen in awhile~
Jones: Ahh!! Look who it is!!!
Hood: Hahaha!!! It is Ex-Commish Maddness!!! What the fuck is he doing here?
Sam: You got me!
~Maddness gets in the ring and rushes to the ropes, he begins shaking them, and Enigma falls off the top rope and onto the mat. Maddness then begins to stomp away on Enigma. Meanwhile, Drummer is at his feet and is resting against the ropes. Maddness sees this and then stands in the ring, holding his arms up in the air, taunting the crowd. Maddness then rushes at Drummer, but Drummer puts his head down and lifts him over the top rope and to the outside~
Jones: Maddness is gone!!
Hood: So much for his “Big Return” haha!! Cheasy all the way!
Sam: Cheasy! Cheasy!
~Drummer looks at Maddness, who is laying on the ground and holds up four fingers and begins shouting at Maddness “Four Time!! Four Time!!” As he is shouting this, Jay Cee sneaks up behind him, grabs him by the legs and tosses him out of the ring as well~
Jones: Drummer is gone!!
Hood: Four Time!! Four Time Baby!!! Ahahahaha!!!!!
Sam: Whoa!!! They are dropping like flies!
Hood: Yea, Maddness must have brought some plague with him or something……Dirty Bastard!
~Jay Cee laughs at Drummer then turns around and sees Enigma curled up in the corner, in pain and Stalker on his hands and knees, catching his breath. Jay Cee then charges at Stalker and nails him with a soccer style kick into the gut. Stalker holds his stomach in pain. Jay Cee then picks Stalker up and bends him over the top rope. He then begins to try and eliminate him~
Jones: Jay Cee is going for elimination number two here!!!
Hood: Yea, he has got him half way over the top rope!!
Sam: Looks like Jay Cee is taking control!!
~Jay Cee is still working on Stalker as Enigma gets to his feet. He walks over to Jay Cee and grabs him by the legs and tries to toss him out. Now, both Stalker and Jay Cee are halfway out of the ring, as the countdown begins again~
10!
9!
8!
Jones: Who do you guess it is this time?
7!
6!
5!
Hood: I have no clue man, after seeing Maddness, I just quit making guesses.
4!
3!
2!
1!
~The bell sounds and we here “Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed hit the arena, as Logan Caine rushes to the ring~
Jones: It is Logan Caine!! He is here!!
Hood: Yea, and he looks pumped!
Sam: Looks like he wants another shot at the World Title!!
~Caine gets in the ring and goes straight for Enigma. He turns Enigma around, picks him up in a gorilla press position and tosses him straight down to the mat. Caine then pulls Stalker back into the ring, kicks him in the gut and drops him with a DDT. Caine then pulls Jay Cee in the ring and drops him with a DDT as well. Caine gets to his feet as the crowd is cheering loudly and throws his arms in the air~
Jones: What in the hell is he doing?!
Hood: Look at him! He acts like he just won the damn thing. Somebody needs to tell him to win, you throw them over the top rope. You don’t DDT them! Geez!
Sam: Whoa!!! Chill Hood….chill….
~Caine now pulls Enigma to his feet and hooks him for a powerbomb. He lifts Enigma up and once Enigma is on his shoulders, Enigma starts to punch Caine in the head. Enigma then locks his legs around the head of Caine and drops him with a huricanrana~
Jones: Huricanrana from Enigma!!!
Hood: Now, that is a good way to slow down Logan Caine!
Sam: Sure was!
~Enigma gets to his feet and begins to stomp away at Caine. Meanwhile, Stalker and Jay Cee are to their feet and are battling each other with lefts and rights. Jay Cee goes to whip Stalker into the ropes, but Stalker reverses and drops Jay Cee with a short arm clothesline~
Jones: Great clothesline there from Shadow Stalker!! Very devastating!!
Hood: Damn, it nearly took the head off of poor Jay Cee!
Sam: Hey guys! According to my calculations, Jay Cee is the only guy in there who has eliminated someone!
Hood: Shut the Fuck Up!
~Stalker pulls Jay Cee back to his feet, grabs him and tosses him over the top rope, but Jay Cee stays on the apron. Stalker then puts a foot onto the body of Jay Cee and tries to force him to the ground, the countdown begins again~
10!
9!
8!
Jones: Man, I can’t wait to see who is coming out next!!
7!
6!
5!
4!
Hood: Yea, hopefully it isn’t another Maddness!
3!
2!
1!
~The bell sounds and “Legend of Zelda Theme” begins playing as Kragg The Berserker makes his way down to the ring area~
Jones: It is the rookie!! Kragg!!
Hood: Whoopidy do!
Sam: Yea, Whoopidy do!!
~Kragg rushes into the ring and goes right after Shadow Stalker, he pulls him off of Jay Cee and grabs him by the throat with both hands. He then drops Stalker with a double handed chokeslam. Kragg then goes after Enigma, who has Caine trapped in the corner. Kragg grabs Enigma by his hair and turns him around. Kragg then lifts Enigma up over his shoulder and drops him with a powerslam~
Jones: Kragg is cleaning house!!
Hood: He sure is!! Somebody’s gotta stop him!
Sam: Someone sure does!
~Kragg now gets nailed from behind by Jay Cee. He turns around and grabs Jay Cee by the the throat, but then from behind comes Logan Caine with a low blow to Kragg. Kragg lets go of Jay Cee. Caine and Jay Cee then both hooks Kragg’s head, they lift him up and drop him with a double DDT. Caine then points at Kragg and yells at Jay Cee to help him lift Kragg up. Caine goes down to grab one of Kragg’s arms, but Jay Cee instead charges at Jay Cee, nailing him with a clothesline~
Jones: What is Jay Cee doing!!!
Hood: Jones, It is every man for himself, you dumbass!
Sam: Yea…Dumbass!
~Jay Cee then goes after Kragg, and pulls him to his feet. But Kragg gets a thumb into Jay Cee’s eyes. Kragg then lifts Caine up as well and he leans both men up against the ropes. He then picks them both up and has both of them half way out of the ring~
Jones: Kragg is about to eliminate Jay Cee and Logan Caine!!!
Hood: Man, he looks like a beast in there!
Sam: Sure does!
~As Kragg is trying to eliminate them, Enigma gets to his feet. He sneaks up behind Kragg, grabs his legs, lifts him up and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside, the countdown begins again~
Jones: Kragg is gone!!! But someone else is coming in!!
Hood: Haha, there went Kragg!
10!
9!
8!
7!
6!
Jones: Who could this be?
5!
4!
Hood: I dunno, but Enigma and Shadow Stalker have to hope it ain’t somebody too tough, they gotta be tired!
3!
2!
1!
~The bell sounds as “Stone Cold’s Theme” by Disturbed begins playing and Crank makes his way down to the ring area~
Jones: It is Crank!!
Hood: Yea, and if memory serves me correctly, he don’t like Jay Cee either!
Sam: Nope, not at all!
~Crank gets in the ring and goes straight for Jay Cee. He grabs Jay Cee by the throat for a chokeslam. He lifts Jay Cee up and hurls him over the top rope and to the outside~
Jones: Jay Cee is gone!!! Crank just eliminated Jay Cee!!!
Hood: Damn!! Jay Cee was doing good too!!!
Sam: Yup, too bad he drew a shitty number!
~Crank now goes for Logan Caine. He picks him up for a chokeslam and tries to toss him out, but Enigma rushes over there and dropkicks Crank in the knee. Crank falls to one knee in pain after that kick from Enigma. Enigma then dropkicks Crank in the face and Crank falls to his back in pain~
Jones: The luchador, Enigma, has got the right idea on what to do to Crank!! And it is working!
Hood: Yea, keep the big man down!!
Sam: True, True
~Enigma then grabs Crank by the head, but is attacked from behind by Stalker. Stalker picks Enigma up and drops him with a side walk slam. Stalker then grabs the legs of Enigma and hooks him in a figure four leg lock~
Jones: A Figure Four?!
Hood: Oh man, these guys are so f’n stupid!
Sam: Yea, they are!
~Meanwhile, Caine is at his feet and so is Crank. Caine begins punching away at the head of Crank and Crank is staggering back. Caine then clotheslines Crank, but he just staggers back. Caine tries it again, but Crank stays on his feet. Caine then reaches down and pulls both of Cranks legs. He then falls flat on his back. As Crank is laying on the ground, his head and neck are under the bottom rope. Caine then hooks both of Crank’s legs under his arms and falls back. Crank is catapulted up and his neck rams right into the bottom rope, Crank starts to cough loudly and hold’s his neck in pain~
Jones: Damn, that was just plain mean!!
Hood: It sure was!!
Sam: uh Huh!
~Meanwhile, in the middle of the ring, Stalker has broken the figure four and has Enigma at his feet. Stalker lifts Enigma up over his shoulder and carries him to the ropes, he then tries to toss Enigma over the top rope and to the outside, but Enigma is holding on to the top rope, the countdown begins again~
10!
9!
8!
Jones: Enigma is almost out and the countdown has hit again!!
7!
6!
5!
4!
Hood: Man, I can’t wait to see who this is!!!
3!
2!
1!
~The Bell sounds and “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes Fenix as the crowd cheers~
Jones: The young superstar Fenix has arrived!!
Hood: Hmm, this should be interesting!
Jones: Very!
~Fenix gets in the ring and attacks Stalker. He begins to unload on Stalker with lefts and rights. As he is attacking Stalker, Enigma gets safely back into the ring. Fenix backs Stalker up against the ropes and lifts him up and tries to eliminate him, but Stalker is able to rake the eyes of Fenix and Fenix backs off, allowing Stalker to get safely back into the ring~
Jones: Man, Fenix almost had Shadow Stalker out for a second there!
Hood: Yea, and how long has Shadow Stalker and Enigma been in there…geez!
Sam: It has been awhile!
~Meanwhile, Caine pulls Crank to his feet and has him bent over the top rope and almost eliminated. Enigma then goes over there and helps Caine try to eliminate the big man. Stalker sees them working on Crank and he goes over there along with them to help~
Jones: Whoa!! Three men are trying to eliminate Crank now!!! Cool!!
Hood: Hehe, get his fat ass outta there!
Sam: Agreed!
~Fenix gets to his feet and sees three men trying to eliminate Crank. Fenix walks over there and grabs Enigma, he tosses Enigma out of the way, he then tosses Caine and Stalker out of the way and pulls Crank back into the ring. Crank looks at him and Fenix holds out his hand for Crank to shake. Crank goes to shake it, but as he does, Fenix clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside~
Jones: Oh My Gosh!!! Crank is gone!! Fenix tricked him!!!
Hood: Hahah!!! It is true, the bigger they are, the dumber they are!! Hahaha!!!
Sam: Hehehe!!
~Fenix now goes after Enigma. He pulls Enigma to his feet and backs him into a nearby corner and lifts him up, trying to eliminate him. Enigma fights it though. In the middle of the ring, Caine and Stalker begin to exchange blows. Caine gains the upper hand and kicks Stalker in the gut and DDT’s him to the ground~
Jones: Logan Caine just nailed Shadow Stalker with a DDT!!!
Hood: Man, Logan Caine brought his DDT tonight, didn’t he!
Sam: Sure did!
Caine now goes over to the corner and begins to help Fenix try and eliminate Enigma. Enigma then kicks Caine in the head and Caine backs off. Enigma then grabs the head of Fenix and smashes it into the turnbuckle. Fenix backs off, holding his head in pain. Enigma then once again stands on the top turnbuckle. Fenix stops shaking his head and looks up, as he does Enigma leaps off, nailing him with a flying clothesline~
Jones: Another high risk move there from Enigma!! How he is still in this match, I’ll never know!
Hood: Yea, he is defying the odds with all those crazy ass moves!
Sam: Sure is!!
~Enigma then grabs Fenix and tries to toss him over the top rope, as he is trying, the countdown begins once again~
10!
9!
8!
7!
Jones: Man, who do you think this is?
6!
5!
4!
3!
Hood: No clue man, I am not even gonna guess!
2!
1!
~The bell sounds and we once again here an unfamiliar song as we see someone step from behind the curtain~
Jones: Look who is is Hood!!
Hood: It is the only Women’s Champion!! Skye Hill!! What is she doing here! Women don’t wrestler here anymore!
Sam: Strange
~Hill gets in the ring and pulls Caine to his feet, she grabs him and DDT’s him to the ground. Hill then grabs Stalker and slaps him across the face. She begins to kick him repeatedly in the gut as he is wobbling against the ropes. Hill then stands back and measures Stalker up~
Jones: Skye Hill gave Logan Caine a DDT of her own and now she is getting ready to eliminate Shadow Stalker!!!
Hood: Man, this lady is one bitch!
Sam: Sure is!
~Hill charges at Stalker, but he puts a shoulder down, lifts her up and over the top rope to the outside~
Jones: Whoa!!! Skye Hill’s return, like Maddness’s, was short lived!
Hood: Good, get that damn woman out of the ring!
Sam: Yea, she has no business in there!
Jones: I guess…
~Stalker rests against the ropes, but Caine comes charging in on him like Hill did and clotheslines him. Stalker goes over the top rope, but is able to hang on to the apron. Caine then tries to kick him off the apron and out of the rumble. Meanwhile, Fenix still has Enigma almost out. Enigma is on the apron and Fenix is trying to kick him off and out of the rumble. Enigma though, reaches up and grabs the hair of Fenix and tries to pull him over the top rope. Fenix goes over the rope and he too lands on the apron~
Jones: Look!! Both men are now laying on the apron!!!
Hood: Damn!! Both could get eliminated at the same time!
Sam: Sure could!
~Meanwhile, Stalker is hanging on for dear life as Caine is trying to push him off of the apron and to the floor. As Caine is doing this, Enigma has slid back into the ring and walks over to Caine, he turns Caine around and nails him with a spinning heel kick, Caine falls to the ground. Enigma then tries to eliminate Stalker, as Stalker still tries to hold on~
Jones: Now Enigma is trying to eliminate Shadow Stalker!!!
Hood: Man, Shadow Stalker is so lucky he is not out yet!
Sam: He may be out soon!
~As Enigma works on Stalker, Fenix gets back in the ring and pulls Caine to his feet. Fenix hooks him and drops him with a short suplex. Fenix then pulls Caine back to his feet and nails him with an atomic drop. The impact sends Caine flying into the ropes and Fenix rushes over there to try and toss Caine over the top rope, Caine is halfway out when the countdown begins again~
10!
9!
8!
Jones: Who could it be now Hood?
7!
6!
5!
Hood: I told you dumbass!! I don’t know!
4!
3!
2!
1!
~The bell sounds and “Forgotten” by Linkin Park begins playing. Hannibal then rushes to the ring~
Jones: It is the rookie, Hannibal!!
Hood: Here he comes!
Sam: Yup!
~Hannibal hits the ring and grabs Enigma, he lifts Enigma up and drops him with a piledriver. Hannibal then pulls Stalker back in the ring, hooks him and drops him with a piledriver as well. Hannibal then goes after Fenix. He drops him with yet another piledriver. Hannibal pulls Caine back in the ring and well….you guessed it….piledrives him to the ground too~
Jones: Ahh!! Piledrivers are everywhere!!!
Hood: It is Piledriving Maddness!!!
Sam: Sure is!!!!
~Hannibal now grabs Fenix and whips him into a nearby corner, Fenix hits hard. Hannibal then charges in there with a huge clothesline, that hits Fenix. Fenix then bends over in pain. Hannibal then lifts Fenix up, to try and toss him out of the ring. But as he is doing so, Enigma gets to his feet and attacks Hannibal from behind~
Jones: Enigma just nailed Hannibal with a sneak attack!! How cruel!
Hood: yea, whatever Jones.
Sam: Yea!! Whatever!
~Enigma now turns Hannibal around, lifts him up on his shoulders and drops him with a devastating DVD. Fenix gets back in the ring and then attacks Enigma as he is bending over to attack Hannibal. Fenix grabs Enigma’s head and drops him with an inverted DDT. Meanwhile, Stalker is at his feet along with Caine. They both seem out of it. Stalker punches Caine, Caine punches back and both men begin to exchange blows in the center of the ring, the countdown begins again~
10!
9!
Jones: Here we go again!
8!
7!
6!
5!
Hood: Hmm, can’t wait to see who this is!!
4!
3!
2!
1!
~The bell sounds and “Awake” by Godsmack begins playing as Dilon Draven makes his way down to the ring area~
Jones: It is Dilon Draven!!!
Hood: Uh Oh!! This guy is talented!
Sam: Sure is!
~Draven gets in the ring and goes after Stalker and Caine, he goes for a clothesline to both men, but the both duck. Draven bounces off the ropes and both men hit him with an elbow. Draven is now leaning against the ropes and Caine rushes at him and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside~
Jones: Damn, that has to be the shortest ring time so far!! Goodbye Draven!
Hood: Hehe, Logan Caine tossed him out with ease!
Sam: He clearly wasn’t focused!
~Logan Caine begins laughing at Draven and Draven reaches up and grabs Caine by the hair. Then, from behind, Stalker sneaks up and tosses Caine out of the ring~
Jones: Logan Caine is gone!!!!
Hood: Damn, and what a helluva a run he had too!!
Sam: Yup, so that leaves four men in the ring now?
Jones: Yea!
~Caine and Draven begin to exchange blows on the outside as Stalker focuses back on the action inside the ring. Stalker then walks towards Fenix, as Fenix has Enigma half way out of the ring. Stalker grabs Fenix by the hair and drags him into the center of the ring. Stalker then tosses Fenix into the top turnbuckle, and Fenix falls to the ground. Stalker then pulls Hannibal to his feet and he whips Hannibal into the ropes, Hannibal bounces off and Stalker puts his head down. Hannibal stops, grabs the head of Stalker and drops him with a swinging neck breaker~
Jones: Tremendous Swinging Neck Breaker there by Hannibal!!
Hood: Yea, and how much more punishment can Enigma and Shadow Stalker take?
Sam: I got no clue!!
~Hannibal now begins to choke Stalker, as he is laying on the ground, but soon gets kicked in the back by Enigma. Enigma pulls Hannibal to his feet and begins to chop away at the chest of Hannibal, Hannibal holds his chest in pain. Enigma then whips Hannibal into the ropes, Hannibal bounces off and gets nailed with a dropkick from Enigma. Hannibal staggers back against the ropes. Enigma then walks over and tries to throw Hannibal out of the ring~
Jones: Hannibal is in trouble!! Enigma nearly has him out of this one!!
Hood: Yea, he had better rake his eyes or do something!
Sam: Yup!
~Stalker then walks over and begins to help Enigma try and eliminate Hannibal, suddenly the countdown begins yet again~
10!
9!
8!
7!
Jones: Who could this be?
6!
5!
4!
Hood: I dunno, but we have yet to see Everlast or Night Crawler!
3!
2!
1!
~The bell sounds and we hear “Black Jesus” by Everlast begins to play and the fans stand and cheer loudly as they see Everlast make his way to the ring~
Jones: It is the Intercontinental Champion!!! He has arrived!!
Hood: And everyone is in trouble now!!
Sam: Sure are!
~Everlast hits the ring and grabs Fenix by the hair. He then tosses Fenix over the top rope and to the outside~
Jones: Whoa!! And like that, Fenix is out of it!