LIVE!! Wednesday, September 15th, 2010 From the Kohl Center in Madison, Wisconsin!!
Hood: I told you not to open with that line…that is one cheesy ass line, douche bag.
Smith: I’m a grown man, I’ll say what I want! Anyways, OCW fans…tonight promises to be an action packed night as we will complete the first round of the OCW Championship Tournament!
Hood: Man, time flies…can’t believe the first round is almost complete…
Smith: Indeed! Plus, I have received news that Predator, our infamous ring announcer who made his debut last week, is going to be chained to a chair outside of the ring. I don’t know about you, Hood, but I’m guessing some ‘not too happy’ wrestlers made a few complaints.
Hood: Well, wouldn’t you? You walk down to this ring half dressed and you have some creepy bum trying to grope you…fuck that shit. Should’ve fired his ass…
Smith: Hard to fire someone who’s working for free.
Hood: Yea, I guess…
Smith: Well, folks…we’ve got five, action packed matches for you tonight…so let’s quit wasting time…let’s get down to the ring for our first match tonight…R.M. Strong has a shot at redemption as he faces one of OCW’s more unique wrestlers, Arachne.
Hood: Strong is a CWF veteran and Arachne is the last ever GCWA Hardcore Champion…this should be a GREAT opener!!
Arachne of Solesmes (0-0) vs. R.M. Strong (0-1)
Predator: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the OCW Championship Tournament!! Introducing first, from Solesmes, France, standing 6 feet tall and weighing in at 200 lbs….Arachne!!
~ “Room of Angel” by Akira Yamaoka begins to play as the fans cheer when they see the final GCWA Hardcore Champion, Arachne, make his way to the ring~
Predator: And, his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, standing 6’4 and weighing in at 268 lbs…R.M. Strong!!!!!
~As the fans are waiting for R.M. Strong's entrance, the camera cuts to a static scene. As the static goes away, you are in a dark room, some where in the arena. You can hear some one struggle and moan, but can't see anything. A few moments of this, and you hear the voice of R.M. Strong scream~
R.M. - LET ME GO, YOU SICK FREAK?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
~There is no response other than an oddly familiar laugh. A laugh so familiar that it strikes you deep down to your soul. A dim light strikes up, and you can now faintly see R.M. Strong. He is chained up to what looks like some sort of deformed cross. A small framed man walks into view, blocking the line of sight to R.M. The man is dressed in all black, a sleeveless shirt, with what seems to be dirty messy black hair. The man, his hair covering his face, kneels down and speaks to Strong in an eerily familiar voice~
Man - Sacrifice.... Life is about nothing but Sacrifice... So tell me, Mr. Strong, What is it that you have Sacrificed to be where you are....?
R.M. - Fuck you, weirdo!
~R.M. spits at the man, who quickly responds with a quick punch to Strong, hitting him right above the eye. R.M. groans in pain~
Man - Now, Robert, I don't think that you are in any position to act like that. So tell me, have you Sacrificed anything at all? Or, much like all of the other putrid maggots, were you handed your position in life?
~R.M. struggles, making no progress, and spits at the man again. The man strikes Strong once again, this time drawing blood. R.M. screams in pain and the man chuckles again~
Man - Ask yourself this, strong. What have you done in your life that has mattered? That is worth anything? What makes you think you deserve a god damned thing that you have? NOTHING! That's what you have done. And now, your faith, your family, your friends, and even yourself, they have all given up on you. You have nothing left strong. What are you to do now?
~Strong stops struggling, almost submitting to the man, as the blood oozes down his face~
Man - Now, you make your choice. Will you continue your path? You need direction in your life, some one who can show you what it means to Sacrifice. Strong, you need me, for I will give you a path to follow, and meaning to your life, and I will make you sacrifice.
~ R.M. takes a deep breath, and his head drops as if he is nodding. The eerie laugh erupts from the man, as he runs his hand through Strong's blood. Out of no where, the man strikes Strong, not once or twice, but three more times. The blood splatters, and pours even more down R.M.'s face. The man runs his hand once again through Strong's blood. He slowly begins to turn towards the camera. The camera starts to static, and you see that it is Twiztid. Through the static, you see his face turn into a sadistic grin as he runs his hand over his face, smearing Strong's blood through his make-up~
Twiztid - Pain... Torture... Violence.... You thought it was safe.... You were wrong... OCW, your misery has not yet started. The warning has been placed, you are all expected to heed this warning. Let the fear take its place in your heart and soul. The dark days are back in the OCW....
~Twiztid quickly turns back to Strong. He quickly unchains him, and his limp body crashes to the floor. Twiztid, in what seems to be a inhuman strength drags him away as the camera slowly fades into static…~
Smith: Twiztid! Was that really him? Did he just kill R.M. Strong??
Hood: I don’t know…but I think it’s a pretty safe bet that Strong is not going to make it for his second chance match tonight…
Smith: Twiztid is no stranger to OCW fans…he was the first ever OCW LightWeight Champion…interesting to see where this leads.
Hood: Yea, but I’d like to know what the fuck is going on with this match…Arachne is just chilling in the ring.
~Suddenly, “Cocky” by Kid Rock begins to play and we see Lurrr emerge from behind the curtain, standing on the entrance ramp. The fans quiet down as his theme song is cut off, Lurrr, with a mic in his hand, speaks~
Lurrr: Well, what a surprise that was…Twiztid is apparently back in OCW…whatever…all I know is that he’s ruined tonight’s opening match!
~The fans begin to boo, upset that their opening match is, apparently, not going to take place. Arachne seems to be pleased with his bye into the second round~
Lurrr: Quit smiling like a fucking retard, Arachne…this does NOT mean that you are receiving a bye into the second round. Nope, you’re still going to have to earn your spot tonight…I have an opponent back there who’s ready to step in for R.M. Strong. I decided to give this man one more shot, due to his extremely impressive first round performance…so, ref, ring the fucking bell!
~Arachne looks confused…the bell sounds as Lurrr exits the stage and disappears behind the curtain. Suddenly, “Sinner” by Drowning Pool begins to play as the fans cheer when they see Chris Wrestling make his way to the ring. This week, however, he is not alone…accompanying him to the ring are DJ, Juliana Torres and Corporate Raven. The foursome make their way to the ring, Wrestling climbs inside the ring as Arachne stands there, still surprised by what’s happened~
Smith: Chris Wrestling!! This is a GREAT surprise!
Hood: Wow, good move by Lurrr, I have to say.
Smith: Yes, and think about this…if Chris Wrestling can win…he gets an immediate rematch against Lorenzo Demarco.
Hood: Ahh, I’d wouldn’t mind seeing that match again.
Smith: Indeed!!
~Arachne lets out a scream and charges at Wrestling, he overwhelms Wrestling with a flurry of punches and kicks, forcing Wrestling into the corner. Arachne slows down and begins to chop away at the bare chest of Wrestling, causing red swelling to occur. Wrestling is reeling from Arachne’s quick offense, until we see a hand slide in from under the bottom rope, it grabs Arachne’s foot. Arachne is distracted as he look down…we see DJ throw his arms in the air, acting like he didn’t do anything. Arachne shakes his head, looks back at Wrestling and is drilled with a short arm clothesline!! Arachne hits the mat hard, as he does, Wrestling kicks him out of the ring…Arachne lands hard on the outside. Wrestling then starts to argue with the referee, distracting him from what’s about to take place on the outside~
Smith: Chris Wrestling brought some back up with him tonight.
Hood: Yea…he’s determined to make it to the second round tonight…I like his style, distracting the referee is always the way to go.
Smith: I’m surprised you haven’t made some off color, sexist remark about Juliana yet…
Hood: If you could only read my thoughts, Smith.
Smith: I’d rather not.
~As Wrestling has the ref distracted, we see DJ, Raven and Torres stomping away on Arachne. Raven picks Arachne up and holds him in place for Torres. Torres kicks Arachne in the gut and then drops him with the Corporate DDT!! Raven lifts Arachne to his feet again and shoves him towards DJ. DJ kicks Arachne in the gut, hooks him and delivers a suplex!! He holds onto the Suplex, gets back to his feet and delivers another suplex!! Not done yet, DJ maintains the suplex hold, gets back to his feet a third time and delivers a third and final suplex!! DJ hops up to his feet and celebrates with Raven and Torres~
Smith: This is an all out assault!!
Hood: RAPE! RAPE!
Smith: I wouldn’t go that far.
~Predator jerks his head in Hood’s direction, after hearing him cry rape…Hood has a look of shock on his face and shakes his head ‘no’…Predator frowns and goes back to watching the action inside the ring, still chained to the chair. Raven lifts Arachne to his feet as Wrestling is throwing some crazy body language around, working hard to keep the ref’s attention on him. Raven hooks Arachne and delivers Raven’s Fate!!! Arachne lies, motionless on the outside. Raven lifts Arachne to his feet and hurls him back inside the ring. Once Arachne is inside the ring, Wrestling shrugs the ref off and turns his attention to Arachne…the ref looks confused, but goes back to paying his attention towards the in ring action~
Smith: I doubt Arachne is going to be able to mount a comeback after all of that.
Hood: What’s with that ref, anyways? He’s terrible!
Smith: Yea, definitely not one of the better ref’s I’ve seen.
Hood: That’s putting it way too nicely…he’s a fucking disaster…you think he has something against France?
Smith: I couldn’t tell you.
Hood: Perhaps a France hater with a slight case of Arachnaphobia?
Smith: No clue.
~Wrestling grabs Arachne’s legs and drags his lifeless body into the center of the ring. Wrestling hooks Arachne’s legs and locks in the Perfect Shooter!! The ref goes to ask Arachne if he wants to give up…however, Arachne appears to be completely unconscious. The ref lifts Arachne’s arm up, lets it drop and it slaps against the mat. The ref gets to his feet and calls for the bell…it rings and Wrestling releases the hold and jumps to his feet. The rest of the Corporation get into the ring to celebrate with Chris Wrestling~
Predator: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and the man advancing into the second round of the OCW Championship Tournament…. “CANADIAN PERFECT” CHRIS WRESTLING!!!!!
Smith: Well, Chris Wrestling advances.
Hood: Yup, thanks in part to a shit ton of help by the Corporation.
Smith: Indeed…we didn’t hear much from this stable last week…however, this week they appear to be a force OCW will have to reckon with.
~We cut to the backstage area where we see a locker room door with the Danger Boiz name written across it. The door opens as Dangerous Dan and Crazy Chris step out. Chris steps out into the hallway, as Dan stops in the door way. He turns back and speaks to someone.~
Dangerous Dan: We're gonna go take care of this right quick and be back soon. You girls stay here.
~Dan steps out into the hallway shutting the door behind him. Chris seems a little uneasy about leaving whoever is in the locker room alone~
Crazy Chris: Dude, I'm getting a little worried about her. Every since the accident, she isn't herself. I'm very worried.
~Dan motions for them to move forward as they begin walking down the hallway~
Dangerous Dan: She'll be fine. Let's just go take care of business so we can get back to her as soon as possible.
Crazy Chris: Are you sure about doing this? You think we're ready for this?
~Dangerous Dan: I'm more than sure. We would be idiots for not doing this. Think about it bro, this could be a turning point in our careers. We have to. We could make it to the top~
Crazy Chris: If you're positive we should then I'm up for it.
Dan stops right in front of a locker room door. He stares back at his brother and then knocks on the door. We hear the sound of the door handles turning, as the locker room door opens. The fans begin cheering as they see Anthony Logan step out from behind. Anthony smiles as he doesn’t seem surprised to see them~
Anthony Logan: Hello, Dan, Chris. We've been expecting you boys.
Dangerous Dan: Chris and I have been thinking about your offer over the past week.
Anthony Logan: And?
~Dan reaches into one of his pockets and pulls out a card. He hands Anthony the card who studies over the card for a moment and then smiles~
Crazy Chris: To clear things up, I'm not a hundred percent sure if this is a right move for the Danger Boiz. We've spent the past year and half as a team. We know each other’s moves and what the other one has in mind. To be honest, I'm not sure if we should trust you boys or not. But, we've read up on your history, and we agree that you two are the guys to be aligned with.
~Dan smiles and nods at someone else inside the locker room~
Dangerous Dan: Nice to see you again too.
~The camera moves around to where we see inside the locker room. Standing behind Anthony is his brother Andrew Logan. He stands there with his arms crossed studying both of the 2010 Hall of Famers. Dan turns his attention back towards Anthony~
Dangerous Dan: Although Chris and I have been partners for the past year and half, it only led us so far. We know what you two can bring to the table, and that teaming with the two of you, could take our careers further to the top.
~Chris moves out from behind his brother and stands next to him. He stares down Anthony Logan for a second or two and speaks~
Crazy Chris: We also realize that the four of us could run this company like no one has before. You two and us together side by side could be the best thing this company or any company has seen in a long time.
Dangerous Dan: So to answer your question Anthony.
~Dan looks at his brother square in the eyes as the two of them release a smile. They both speak in unison~
Danger Boiz: WE ACCEPT!!!
~Dan extends his hand to Anthony who returns the favor. Andrew Logan appears beside his brother as Chris extends his hand. Andrew takes a moment to think about it, almost showing no signs of returning the favor. We then see a smile on his face as, he too, extends his hand and the two shake~
Anthony Logan: So Explicit Content is in full force. You boys are in for the thrill of your life.
~As the reinforced Explicit Content continues the gathering, we head back to ringside~
Smith: Explicit Content has been formed!!
Hood: Damn…
Smith: Damn Indeed! You’ve gotta say that this foursome has a chance to rival such factions as B.U.F.F., JFC, JFB and the MoB!
Hood: I wonder if the statement made by The Corporation earlier tonight persuaded the Danger Boiz to jump on board.
Smith: I’m sure that played a slight factor…however, who can turn down teaming with the Logans.
Hood: True…great competitors and trustworthy allies.
Smith: To the max…
Hood: ipad…
Smith: iPad? Those things are useless!
Hood: That’s not what I meant.
Smith: What do you mean, you said iPad.
Hood: After you said max…
Smith: What…I don’t…max…iPad…maxi…pad…maxipa…OH COME ON!!!
Hood: I told you to quit watching the Oxygen channel, Smith…those commercials will ruin your mind.
Smith: Enough of this feminine hygiene talk…let’s go down to ringside for our second match of the evening
Hood: Who’s up next?
Smith: Glad you asked something relevant to this telecast, Hood…Dangerous Dan will face OCW rookie, Waylon Ewing.
Hood: Ahh, get to see a GCWA Hall of Famer in action.
Smith: Yes, and the newest member of Explicit Content!
Dangerous Dan (0-0) vs. Waylon Ewing (0-0)
~ “Hero” by Skillet begins to play as the crowd goes wild when they see the GCWA Hall of Famer, Dangerous Dan, emerge from behind the curtain and stand on the stage~
Predator: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is an OCW Championship Tournament first round match up!! Introducing first, from Smithville, Tennessee, standing 5’11 and weighing in at 220 lbs…he is in the GCWA Hall of Fame…Dangerous Dan!!!!!
~ “A Few More Rednecks” by Charlie Daniels Band begins to play as the fans stand and watch Waylon Ewing make his way down to the ring area~
Predator: And, his opponent, from Lubbock, Texas, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 297 lbs….Waylon Ewing!!!!!
Smith: Dangerous Dan is considered an OCW “rookie” but he is coming off a tremendous career in the GCWA. He held multiple titles and was considered a top contender for that company. He was also inducted to the GCWA Hall of Fame as well.
Hood: You mean they put him in the same company as Lurrr??? What a travesty nobody should be put in the same breath as Lurrr!!!!
Smith: As for this other guy…. Let me shuffle thru these papers… ummmm…. Oh yes Waylon Ewing, he is another unknown to our company just like some of the other guys we have seen here so far tonight.
Hood: You mean he is fighting that guy, oh man I thought this guy was a joke and they were going to bring out Dan’s opponent next???
Smith: Nope that would be him in the flesh standing in the ring.
~The bell rings as both men lock up and quickly Dan flings Ewing to the mat. Ewing gets back up charging at Dan but Dan moves to the left and grabs Ewing’s neck swinging him into the ropes. Ewing bounces off the ropes and Dan lands a running forearm to Ewing’s head, Ewing’s body falls to the mat. Dan picks Ewing back up and sets him up for a suplex executing it perfectly. Ewing falls to the mat holding his lower back in pain. Dan once again continues the offense and picks Ewing up from the mat swinging him into the ropes once again but this time Dan using some of his high flying ability landing a mid-air swinging neck breaker~
Smith: Wow what a move by the acrobatic wrestler. He has been dominating this match early on with Ewing not getting any offense in since the bell rang.
Hood: Yeah this Ewing guy just didn’t really seem to take this match very serious because he looks like he thought he was coming here today to play house with your daughter Smith!!!
Smith: Well big things are expected from the GCWA Hall of Famer Dan, some think he can be a very big threat to win this whole tournament.
~Dan seems in firm control of this match with Ewing still down from that neck breaker. Dan drags Ewing’s limp body towards the middle of the ring. Dan finds the nearest corner of the ring to climb and goes to the top rope~
Smith: Oh man could this be it already looks like he is setting up for his finisher the ENDD!!!!
~Dan quickly leaps from the top rope but instead of his patent finisher he lands a crushing flying elbow drop to the throat of Ewing. Ewing is flopping around in horrible pain now after that high flying maneuver~
Hood: Oh my a premature call by our awesome commentator Smith, what a shock that he bursts prematurely!!!
Smith; Well he looks to be going back to the top rope once again and I want give my prediction this time to save Hood from using one of his smartass comments for the day.
Hood: I appreciate that!!!
~Dan drags Ewing once again to the middle of the ring and goes to the same corner climbing to the top rope once again. This time he signals “The ENDD.” Dan leaps from the top rope flipping in mid-air with camera flashes going off throughout the arena. He lands it perfectly going for the cover. The ref goes for the count.~
1!!!!!!!!
2!!!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!
~The bell rings and the ref raises Dan’s hand~
Predator: Here is your winner and the man who will move on to the second round of the OCW Championship Tournament….DANGEROUS DAN!!!!!!
Smith: And it’s over what an impressive showing from Dangerous Dan as he ends that quickly.
Hood: Yeah this match ended as quickly as your second marriage Smith, impressive OCW debut by Dangerous Dan none the less!!!
Smith: I’d go so far as to say that Dan has now emerged as the favorite to win the whole kit and kaboodle!
Hood: Kit and Kaboodle? Are you fucking serious?
Smith: It’s a saying…perhaps a bit outdated, but a legit saying nonetheless!
Hood: Dean really needs to look into using the money he’s saving by keeping Predator around to purchase a stupid censor…so we can filter out all these retarded sayings of yours.
Smith: I think they add a certain panache to the broadcast!
Hood: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!!
~We cut backstage where Miss Madyson can be seen grabbing a bottle of water from the OCW catering table. She has trouble opening it…suddenly, we see OCW legend, Scoot Time flash into view~
Scoot Time: Help you need?
Miss Madyson: Umm, sure…if you don’t mind…
Scoot Time: Scoot Strong!
~Scoot Time receives the bottle from Madyson, he starts to twist the top…he is unable to remove it…he smiles at Madyson, masking his frustration…Scoot then puts everything he has into twisting the top off…unfortunately for Scoot, the top slices his hand wide open as his hand comes flying off the top!! Blood flies everywhere and splatters across the chest of Madyson. She screams in shock and rushes off to go get cleaned up…Scoot holds his hand in pain and rushes off, looking for a doctor…in the background, we see a dark, ominous figure watching on…it is Plethora the Perilous…he then disappears in the shadows backstage as we cut back to ringside~
Hood: SCOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Smith: Why does Dean keep this poor guy around? He’s always injuring himself in humiliating fashion!
Hood: Because Dean knows that Scoot sells!
Smith: I just pray the guy never comes to the realization that he’s the laughing stock of OCW.
Hood: Dude, it’s Scoot Time…he’s forever oblivious.
Smith: I suppose so…well, it’s time for the midway portion of tonight’s show…our third match is up next and it features two very promising rookies.
Hood: Ahh, yea…your boy, the guy you think is the ‘future’ of OCW is about to make his debut.
Smith: I wouldn’t call him ‘my boy’…but he’s definitely got potential!
Hood: Well, let’s see if he can back up all that talk you’ve been spewing the past couple of weeks.
Smith: See we shall!!
Jordan “Goldeneye” Layman (0-0) vs. Roandy Zorrilla (0-0)
~ "Land of Confusion" by Disturbed plays as Jordan walks onto the stage. The fans cheer incredibly loud for him as he acknowledges their cheering by a couple of waves their way. On the ramp, he high-fives a couple of fans and rolls into the ring just in time for the chorus of the song. He gets on a turnbuckle and mouths the words to the song during the chorus, the fans sing along to the famous song.~
Predator: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is a first round tournament in the OCW Championship Tournament!!! Introducing first, from San Angelo, Texas, standing 5’11 and weighing in at 225 lbs….Jordan “Goldeneye” Layman!!!!!
~ “Mexicool’s Theme” starts to blare throughout the sold out arena as the fans look towards the entrance ramp and begin to cheer when they see OCW newcomer, Roandy Zorrilla, appear from behind the curtain. He makes his way to the ring, slides underneath the bottom rope, acknowledges the fans to a louder ovation and then directs his attention towards Layman~
Predator: And, his opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts, standing 5’9 and weighing in at 225 lbs…Roandy Zorrilla!!!!!
~The bell sounds as Zorrilla and Layman size up one another. Layman goes for a lock up, Zorrilla engages him and they are locked up in the middle of the ring…neither man has an advantage at first…Zorrilla, however, is able to maneuver Layman into a corner. The ref asks for a break, Zorrilla gives him a clean one…the ref backs out and, as soon as he does, Zorrilla nails Layman with a stiff right hand!! Layman grabs his jaw in pain~
Smith: Stiff right hand by Roandy Zorrilla…he really rocked Goldeneye with that one!
Hood: You ever play Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64?
Smith: No, Hood…only games I ever play are OCW Wrestling Video games…speaking of which, OCW’s latest video game hits stores next week!!
Hood: Your loss, Smith…that game was totally badass…
Smith: I’m sure it was, Hood.
~Zorrilla yanks Layman out of the corner and whips him across the ring, Layman slams into the opposite corner. Zorrilla charges in, Layman lifts his leg up, Zorrilla stops before impact, he grabs Layman’s leg and tosses him to the mat with a Dragon screw legwhip!! Layman hits the mat and clutches his knee in pain, the fans react with appreciation towards Zorrilla’s quickness~
Smith: Roandy Zorrilla is looking very impressive, early on…guy is a fighter!
Hood: Well, with a name like Roandy, I’m sure he had plenty of practice growing up.
Smith: What’s that supposed to mean?
Hood: It’s a weird fucking name, Smith.
Smith: Oh, and Hood is normal?
Hood: It’s my last name, dipshit…last names can be weird as fuck…as long as it’s not like “douche” or “dick” or “herpes”…
Smith: You knew someone who was named Herpes?
Hood: Yup, yo mama!! Oohhhh!!
Smith: *sigh* A mom joke, really? I didn’t realize I was sitting next to Flamer.
Hood: Oh yea, that’s a pretty retarded last name as well…go ahead and put that up there with douche, dick and herpes.
Smith: Will do.
~Zorrilla pulls Layman to his feet, as he does, Layman nails a punch into Zorrilla’s stomach. Zorrilla staggers back, stunned from the punch, Layman lunges for Zorrilla’s leg, grabbing hold of it. He yanks on Zorrilla’s leg and takes him down, Layman quickly hooks a leg lock around Zorrilla’s leg and applies a bunch of pressure to the knee area. Zorrilla’s shows a look of pain on his face as he struggles to loosen the vice grip Layman has applied. The fans cheer, seeing Layman gain the upper hand on the mat~
Smith: Nice leg lock being applied by Goldeneye, turnabouts fair play…
Hood: I prefer “payback is a bitch”…Zorrilla went after Layman’s knee, Layman is simply returning the favor.
Smith: Indeed…while a leg lock may not seem all that dangerous, if one of these two competitors blows out their knee, this match is over.
Hood: Correctamundo!
~Layman continues to apply mass amounts of pressure, Zorrilla begins to panic, realizing he needs to get out of this hold before any serious damage is done. He starts to work his way towards the nearest set of ropes…Zorrilla finally gets within reach, throws his hand out and is able to grasp the bottom rope! The fans cheer for Zorrilla being able to force a release of the hold. The ref gets Layman to remove the leg lock…Zorrilla grabs his knee in pain as Layman makes it back to his feet. He walks towards Zorrilla, as he does, Zorrilla reaches up, with both hands and grabs the middle rope, he then uses it as leverage to kick up, with his good leg, and nails Layman in the head with an upkick!! Layman staggers back, dazed from the impact…Zorrilla pulls himself to his feet, he shows a slight limp, once he’s standing. Zorrilla lunges forward and nails Layman with a huge clothesline!! Layman falls onto his back, Zorrilla jumps on top of him, going for a pin~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!
Smith: Jordan Layman kicks out…still alive in this one!
Hood: I’d have lost a ton of respect for Goldeneye if he would’ve been beaten by a clothesline.
Smith: I think that’s a bit unfair to say, Hood…clotheslines can hurt! Don’t you remember playing Red Rover in grade school?
Hood: *Mumbling*
Smith: What was that?
Hood: I don’t want to talk about it!!
~Zorrilla gets back to his feet, he shakes his knee a couple of times as it starts to return to full strength. He pulls Layman to his feet and delivers a few straight right hands…Layman staggers against the ropes, Zorrilla goes to whip Layman across the ring, Layman reverses, he tosses Zorrilla towards the ropes, however, before Zorrilla can take off, Layman lifts a knee into Zorrilla’s midsection!! Zorrilla doubles over in pain, Layman hooks Zorrilla’s head and plants him with a DDT in the middle of the ring!! Zorrilla appears to be motionless as Layman rolls him over and goes for a pin, the ref counts~
1!
2!
Kick Out!!!
Smith: Roandy Zorrilla with the kick out…my, how this match has taken a turn!!
Hood: Great combo by Goldeneye, this dude is quick!
Smith: He sure is…can you see why I pegged him as my future star of OCW?
Hood: He looks good, I’ll give you that…but this match isn’t over yet…Zorrilla is more than holding his own.
Smith: Indeed!
~Layman gets to his feet and rushes into the nearest corner. Zorrilla is slowly making it to his feet, Layman reaches the top turnbuckle, he leaps off, going for a missile drop kick, Zorrilla, back on his feet, catches Layman! Layman falls back, smacking the back of his head against the mat, Zorrilla still has Layman’s legs…he locks Layman’s legs up and applies a Texas Cloverleaf in the middle of the ring!! Layman begins to squirm and scream due to the tremendous amount of pressure being applied…the fans start to cheer, feeling as though this match is about to end~
Smith: Another counter by Roandy Zorrilla!! A Texas Cloverleaf…man, that is one painful hold!
Hood: It certainly is, this match could end right here, right now if Layman isn’t able to get to the ropes.
Smith: Indeed, Layman could suffer his first loss in his first match very shortly!
Hood: So much for him being the next ‘superstar’, Smith.
Smith: It’s not over yet, Hood!!
~Layman struggles to try and reach the ropes, the ref continuously asks Layman if he’s ready to give up, Layman refuses. Zorrilla leans back, applying as much pressure as he possibly can, hoping to end the match here and now. Layman manages to inch closer to the ropes, he looks up and extends his hands, his finger tips graze the ropes…Layman, then, with one last, tremendous effort, is able to inch just a little closer and grasp the ropes!! The fans cheer for Layman as Zorrilla falls over to his side, shocked that Layman was able to reach the ropes and exhausted from all the energy he spent applying the hold~
Smith: Break! Break! Goldeneye forced a break!!
Hood: I’m definitely surprised he was able to reach the ropes, I thought for sure Zorrilla had him.
Smith: It was as close as they come, Hood.
Hood: Absolutely…Zorrilla gave that hold everything he had and Goldeneye was still able to survive…but, ya gotta wonder, how much damage was done?
Smith: Indeed!
~Zorrilla gets back to his feet and kicks Layman a few times, as he’s still down on the mat, out of frustrating. Layman clutches the bottom rope, Zorrilla yanks on Layman’s legs, attempting to drag him back into the middle of the ring, Layman relentlessly holds onto the bottom rope. Zorrilla, finally, is able to yank Layman away from the ropes. He has Layman in the middle of the ring and goes for the Texas Cloverleaf one more time, the fans stand in anticipation, knowing that if he locks it in again, this match is over. Layman tries to fight it off…Zorrilla starts applying it when Layman is able to grab Zorrilla’s upper body, he rolls him over and hooks him in a small package!! The ref slides into view for the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings as the fans erupt in cheers at the surprise pin~
Predator: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and the man moving on to the second round of the OCW Championship Tournament….JORDAN “GOLDENEYE” LAYMAN!!!!!
Smith: He did it!! Goldeneye did it!!
Hood: Wow, that pin came out of nowhere!!
Smith: It certainly did…Roandy Zorrilla was in total control, attempting one more Texas Cloverleaf and Goldeneye caught him and managed to hold on long enough for the three count!!
Hood: Amazing…that was a close one.
Smith: Yes, it really could have gone either way…but, tonight, Layman is the man standing victorious…if these two were to meet again, I have no doubt Zorrilla could walk away victorious.
~Everyone’s attention is suddenly drawn to the OCWTron as we hear Dean clearing his throat…we turn our attention to the OCWTron where we see Dean, sitting in his office. He has a serious look on his face as he begins to speak~
Dean: Hey there Wisconsin suckas…hope you fools are enjoying tonight’s Addiction. Looks like some great action is taking place out there tonight. The reason why I’m interrupting tonight’s broadcast is to bring you guys an update on The Hunt for Big Bifford…now, while this may not star Sean Connery…it has someone just as capable of getting the job done, Scott Masters. Apparently Scott Masters search has taken him to New York…let’s check in with Scott to see if he has any leads!
~We cut to a shot of Scott Masters, he is wearing his old priest outfit…it is beyond faded with numerous holes and tears. He is seated at a bar and is drinking a glass of whiskey, staring at a playboy calendar on the wall. Dean gets Masters attention~
Dean: We’re live, Sucka!! What the hell are you doing at a bar!!!
Scott Masters: Huh? Oh, it’s you…
Dean: Hell yes it’s me, sucka…I’m not paying you to get drunk and stare at tits…although those are nice tits, what issue is that?
Scott Masters: It doesn’t matter…you want an update, I’ll give you a damn update. First of all, life is meaningless…you spend the entire time trying to please people, only to find out that when you’re gone, you’re not missed. No, they simply replace you and move on. Second, I made it over to Martha Stewart’s home in Katonah only to find out her and Biff are no longer associated with one another…however, I did find a very interesting clue as to Biff’s whereabouts…Martha told me that Biff was always interested in…
~Masters is interrupted as the shot turns to snow…we stare at snow for a few moments with the crowd growing restless, wondering what happened…the snow slowly begins to clear up…we start to see things in the background, it grows clearer and clearer until the camera finally regains full focus as we see a gorgeous sunset along a beach. The person that’s holding the camera is obviously sitting on a layout chair because you can see their feet in the frame. A grumbling is heard as someone is trying to clear their throat, trying to get the attention of the cameraman. The camera pans to the right only to see The Great One smiling a toothy smile with a mai thai in hand. He’s wearing a white button up shirt that’s unbuttoned to halfway down his torso, a pair of designer sunglasses hide his eyes, you can see the RayBan logo in the top right of the glasses lense. TGO starts to speak…~
TGO: Sorry to interrupt there guy who I have no fucking clue who you are, but things need to be said! As you can tell everyone I’m enjoying a nice little vacation here on the beach while you jabronics are left to deal with the mindless banter of Dean and his boyfriend Lurrr, BUT I’m here to save you all!
You see myself and other members of the board have done a little tinkering with the rules and how all of these titles are going to be decided. Instead of Dean and Lurrr handpicking who they think should be the champions we’ve decided to take it upon ourselves to divide the bracket up into 2 different sides. The Hardcore side and the TV Title side.
~TGO takes a sip of his mai thai as he lets out a sigh of relief and stares out into the sunset as he begins to speak again.~
TGO: What does that mean you ask?! It’s simple really…as long as you make it to the semi-finals you’re pretty guaranteed a OCW Title. On the side that houses Andrew Logan and the other misfits, the Television Title will be given to the man who loses the semi-final match. On the side of the bracket that holds The Black One Lorenzo Demarco will be the Hardcore Title side where the loser of the semi-final match will be the new Hardcore Champion. Leaving the two winners of the two sides competing for not only the World Title but also the Intercontinental Championship, the winner receiving the World Title while the loser receives the IC Championship.
Yes, yes…I know it’s unheard of, but you forget what mind this has came from! I can assure you that more announcements by myself and the board will be made shortly. We can’t have all announcements all at one time…we want to keep the two lovers Dean and Lurrr guessing…
OH! And before I forget, all of this interfering that went on tonight is going to stop. The main event tonight between Corporate Raven and Trent Steel will have The Corporation banned from the building!! Only I can get away with something like that! The Corporation better be on the look out because there’s only room enough for one dominant force here in the OCW and that’s me…
~The camera slowly fades out as it focuses back on the sunset as TGO sips his mai thai once again and begins to laugh…we cut back to ringside as the OCWTron shuts off…the crowd boos loudly~
Smith: What an A-hole!! Masters was about to reveal a break in the Bifford search!!
Hood: Scott Masters was sitting at a bar, shit faced, staring a naked women while wearing a torn up priest uniform…TGO did us a favor.
Smith: Bifford is a murderer, he ruined Scott Masters life, killed Toothfairy and maimed Cocco Ricci…he must be brought to justice!
Hood: With all due respect to those three you mentioned…and I mean, with all due respect…nobody gives a shit about them…so who cares?
Smith: Whatever…we simply will not agree on this…TGO just needs to remain on vacation and quit interrupting important OCW news…ugh…I’m over it…what’s up next?
Hood: Hmmm…let’s see…oh, sweet…former OCW World Champion, Andrew Logan, is making his debut.
Smith: Alright, now I’m starting to feel better…another member of Explicit Content and the first former OCW World Champion to make his in ring return in the new OCW era…this should be great.
Hood: What about Dylan Nitro?
Smith: I hope he brought his ‘A’ game…he’s going to need it.
Andrew Logan (0-0) vs. Dylan Nitro (0-0)
~“Stand My Ground” by Within Temptation begins to play as the fans leap to their feet and give the loudest ovation of the night for Andrew Logan. He emerges from behind the curtain and makes his way to the ring~
Predator: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the OCW Championship Tournament!! Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, standing 6’8” and weighing in at 300 lbs…he is a former OCW World Heavyweight Champion….Andrew Logan!!!!!
~Logan is in the ring as his music comes to an end… “Defy You” by The Offspring begins to play as the fans stand and watch, eagerly, as Dylan Nitro makes his way to the ring…he rushes down the aisle, slides into the ring, climbs the top turnbuckle and acknowledges the fans as Logan watches from his corner~
Predator: And, his opponent, from Cameron, North Carolina, standing 6’4” and weighing in at 215 lbs…Dylan Nitro!!!!!
Smith: Tell you what Hood this match has all the makings of a blood bath! The only former OCW World Champion in this tournament versus an unknown rookie who has no idea what is fixing to hit him, life is about to become surreal for Dylan Nitro. Logan has to be the odds on favorite to win this tournament; he has the experience, knowledge, and skills that really overmatch almost everyone else.
Hood: First off please get off your knees Smith, and yeah it may be very surreal to the young Nitro just like how surreal it was when you came home to see your wife in bed with another man!!! But don’t forget supposedly this Nitro kid has many accolades that he brought with him before he signed his OCW contract, hell 20 plus championship’s!!!
~The bell rings and Logan immediately bull rushes the young Nitro with a massive clothesline that flips Nitro’s body end over end. The crowd reacts to the massive clothesline as Logan turns to the crowd almost signaling to them that he is back in the OCW and back with authority.~
Smith: My goodness what a clothesline that was, this may do it!!!
Hood: No way too easy, Logan probably still wants to get some work in tonight.
~Logan slowly moves over Nitro and grabs him by the neck, once again Logan plays with the crowd pointing to one side of the arena, the crowd cheers, he then points to the other side signaling to that side, who give him a little bit louder of a reaction, then one more time he points to another side and they give him the loudest cheers. Logan shakes his head up and down nodding in agreement and throws Nitro’s body over the top ropes on the outside of the ring towards the winning side of fans. Nitro goes flying into railing that separates the crowd from the ringside area. Nitro hits the top of the railing flush head first. He goes down to the floor holding his head in pain. ~
Hood: Oh man get Nitro some Advil for his head that was a shot the railing just took.
Smith: To the outside Nitro goes which is somewhat of a disadvantage for Logan here, be careful out there, Nitro has been known to use the outside of the ring as his friend. Not only has the kid stated he likes to fly around the ring, but rumor has it he likes to mix up hardcore style as well.
~Logan is now on the outside of the ring where we see Nitro struggling to get to his feet. He shakes the cob webs out of his head and tries to wake up from the fall. Logan now goes right hand shot to the face but it is blocked quickly by Nitro. Nitro quickly reacts with a slap to the face. The crowd reacts with loud ohhhh…. Logan looks more annoyed than affected by the slap. Logan slowly turns his face back at Nitro now turning beat red and shaking like he is ready to explode. Logan lets out a giant yell and it chases Nitro off as he begins to run around the ring. Logan chases him from behind and goes for another massive clothesline but Nitro quickly counters with a quick baseball slide knocking Logan’s feet out from under him and driving his head into the ring steps. Logan face goes into the steel steps and he goes to the ground. Nitro stays on the attack and he goes back inside the ring where he looks like he is heading for the top rope. The crowd begins to rise from their seats knowing they may see some high flying action here. Nitro goes to the top rope and signals to the crowd. But during the time it took Nitro to get to the top rope we see that Logan has climbed back to his feet still a little dazed from the steel steps. Nitro set’s up and leaps toward’s Logan but Logan quickly reacts and moves out fo the way, Nitro goes barreling into the railing stomach first~
Hood: Oh my, Dylan Nitro took a big swing and missed right there… hell that looked like the big swing and miss we saw from the Dallas Cowboys this past Sunday Night!!!
Smith: Costly mistake right there by the rookie, on the flip side a very smart and savvy veteran move from Logan.
~Logan doesn’t waste a whole lot of time and grabs Nitro throwing him back into the ring. Logan quickly follows and both men have no returned to the ring. Logan picks up Nitro who seems to still be affected from his risky leap. Logan swings Nitro into the corner and Nitro’s body hits the turnbuckle with so much force that it shakes the ring ropes. Nitro’s body is lying motionless in the corner. Logan back’s up and stands in the opposite corner. He gets a running start and rushes toward Nitro and goes flying landing a large body splash. Nitro’s body falls to the mat. Logan goes to the mat for the cover~
1!!!!!!!
2!!!!!!!
Kick Out!!
~Nitro barely gets his arm up to break the count ~
Smith: Andrew Logan is in complete control of this match.
Hood: You know what Smith this Nitro guy has a little fight in him though shocked he just kicked out.
~Logan grabs Nitro and brings him back to his feet. Logan swings him into the ropes again but this time Nitro comes flying off the ropes and slides underneath Logan’s legs. Logan turns around where Nitro is waiting for him, Nitro land a couple of right hands to the jaw of Logan. It staggers the big man but doesn’t take him. Nitro continues his attack and swings himself into the ropes catapulting himself in the air where he goes for a belly to belly splash taking Logan down to the mat. Nitro still on the offensive gets up swings into the ropes again this time snapping off a quick running leg drop to the neck of Logan. The crowd cheers as they love the pace of Nitro’s style of wrestling. ~
Smith: Look at the kid go, a furious pace of wrestling being displayed here and the crowd is loving it!!!
Hood: This crowd has no idea what they love I mean for god sakes in the past they have cheered on people beating up married couples, watching an overweight fat blob help run this company, and guys jerking off!!! They have no idea what’s good and bad!!!
Smith: Hmm…….
Hood: What no comment Smith??? Figured you would be too spineless to bring up the illustrious past!!!!
~Nitro tries to get Logan to his feet but suddenly the big powerhouse grabs nitro by the throat he has both hands wrapped around the neck and he looks like he is going for one of his trademark maneuver’s, the two-handed choke slam. Logan picks the much smaller Nitro up with both hands but suddenly Nitro reverses it getting out of the grip. He quickly slides out of Logan’s hands falling to the mat and suddenly wrapping Logan up into a small package roll up for a pin. The ref goes for the count~
1!!!!!!!
2!!!!!!!
Kick Out!!
~Logan kicks out of the quick roll up with authority tossing Nitro up in the air like he is a rag doll~
Smith: Wow we almost had a huge upset here in the 1st round!!!!
Hood: Shocked he was able to get out of that big man sized grip Logan had on him. Logan better stay on the attack here this Nitro kid just proved he could end a match very quick without any notice.
~Logan now back to his feet tries to get himself together after a close call. Nitro charges toward’s Logan with an attempted running forearm but Logan has his huge boot waiting for him nailing him square in the face. Nitro goes down to the mat hopping in pain grabbing his face. Logan picks up Nitro as suddenly puts him in a sleeper hold. The ref gets into position asking Nitro if he can continue. Logan continues to hold his sleeper and now uses his strength as an advantage swinging Nitro’s body from one side to the other with this sleeper hold still held in place. The ref seems to be getting no reaction from Nitro. He holds his arm up and it quickly falls back down~
1!!!!!!!!
~The ref looks for any sign of life once again, he holds his arm up once again and it quickly falls back down~
2!!!!!!!!!
~The ref goes for Nitro’s arm one more time raising it up and suddenly Nitro has barely enough strength to hold it up. The ref break’s his count. Logan still applies this hold but Nitro looks to be having more energy maybe getting it from the crowd as they cheer wildly not wanting this match to end. Nitro tries to break out of this hold and uses his elbow to ram into Logan gut. It takes elbow after elbow to finally get Logan to release his hold. The crowd goes nuts as Nitro has new life~
Smith: Nitro keeps fighting back here he won’t go down easy this is a great match the fans love it!!!!
Hood: It’s unbelievable that a little shit like Nitro can continue this match with the size difference between him and Logan.
~Nitro with new life now feels like he has the crowd behind him after he broke away from that massive sleeper hold. Logan quickly turns around and charges towards Nitro hitting him with a MASSIVE SPEAR!!!! Nitro body goes flying hitting the mat~
Hood: Well so much for that crowd support helping him there, man that will ruin your Monday or Wednesday I mean!!!!
~Nitro is laid out and looks completely unconscious. But instead of going for the pin Logan picks him back up as the crowd cheers on Logan now!!! ~
Smith: Man now the crowd is getting behind the former champ, what a spear he just landed, can’t believe he didn’t go for the cover there??
Hood: Man these people are more confused than a retarded kid at a registration table for the Special Olympics when they ask him what disorder he has!!!
Smith: Oh come on Hood??? Logan looks like he is making a statement here instead of going for the quick pin.
~Logan now has Nitro in what appears to be a setup for a power bomb. He lifts Nitro up and holds him up for a second with the camera bolts flashing at the same time and then he lands a bone crushing power bomb. Nitro body hits the mat with an aggressive force. Logan still doesn’t seem satisfied as he gets up and picks up Nitro tossing him over his shoulders setting him up for “The Believer” a torture rack quickly reversing it into a DDT. Nitro’s body hits the mat with such force his body flies up in the air flipping him over to his back. ~
Smith: There is the patent finisher we are all familiar with!!!!
Hood: Logan please pin him I have to go take a piss!!!!
Smith: Logan goes for the pin this time!!!!
~Logan covers Dylan Nitro. The ref goes for the count~
1!!!!!!!!!
2!!!!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!!
~The bell rings, the crowd goes wild and the ref raises Logan’s hand in victory~
Predator: Here is your winner…and the man moving on to the second round of the OCW Championship Tournament…former OCW World Heavyweight Champion…ANDREW LOGAN!!!!!
Smith: Andrew Logan advances!
Hood: Rust? Rust? Show me where this man shows any signs of rust and I will show you a liar!
Smith: Andrew Logan…WD-40 not needed!!
Hood: I can honestly say that’s the first time I’ve ever heard WD-40 referenced on a wrestling show.
Smith: Well, you brought up the rust factor and, it does…
Hood: No need to explain, I’m sitting right here.
~Andrew Logan and Dylan Nitro have left the ringside area, as everything is ready for the next match. Suddenly, “Cinderella Man” by Eminem begins to play…the fans start to cheer when they see former GCWA wrestler, Aaron Styles make his way to the ring. He has a mic in his hand and a serious look on his face. He enters the ring and begins to speak~
Aaron Styles: Westerville, Ohio is my home. It is a great place. I come from Westerville, Ohio. It is an awesome place. Anyone who doesn’t think so, I issue a challenge to. I will be the OCW World Champion. I will win the tournament. Westerville, Ohio is my home. It is a great place.
~Styles stands in the ring, waiting for someone to answer his challenge. The fans stand around, looking confused at what’s going on~
Smith: I know he took a beating last week…is he on meds?
Hood: He has to be…he’s not in the tournament anymore.
Smith: At least he’s proud of where he came from…never been to Westerville before, but…wait a minute, who’s that!!
~The camera pans near ringside where we see Scoot Time sneaking around, he has his hand heavily bandaged up. He walks over to Predator, who is still chained up, as he has been all night. Scoot pulls out a set of keys and starts to work on unchaining Predator, the fans grow uneasy~
Smith: No!! Don’t do it, Scoot!!
Hood: Oh man…this is like that movie…RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!
Smith: This man was chained up for a reason!!
Hood: Did you bring your butt plugs, Smith?
Smith: What?? Ew!!!
~Amazingly, Scoot is able to unlock Predator…he snickers and runs off as Predator slowly walks towards the ring. He enters and is standing behind Styles. Styles turns around and spots Predator, Predator blows him a kiss~
Aaron Styles: That’s not funny, we don’t act that way in Westerville, Ohio. I’m from Westerville, Ohio. It is a great place. I will beat you now. Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked.
~Styles goes to grab Predator, Predator does not resist. Styles grabs him and is about to deliver a slam, when he suddenly backs away with a look of horror on his face. Predator tries to wink at him, but instead blinks with both eyes. Styles exits the ring and rushes backstage, wanting to get as far away as possible from Predator. Predator stands in the ring as the fans boo him…suddenly, the opening bars of Fever For the Flava by Hot Action Cop~
Smith: An unscheduled appearance by Steven Osbourne. He was victorious last week. It appears he has something to say again on this week’s show.
Hood: Bah, last week’s victory was a fluke! It was worse then a fluke! In fact he got dominated and cheated to win! This guy doesn’t even deserve tv time this week! Let alone a second round world title match up.
~Steven Osbourne makes his way through the curtain to a nice reaction from the crowd who clearly are amused by his antics. He struts towards the ring wearing a pink feather boa and a long pink robe here tonight. He slaps hands with several males fans, then attempts to get a female fan to allow him to slap her breasts. She does and after the boob slap Steven kisses her and struts towards the ring. The Predator in the ring stares at Steven noticing he has a very large package area tonight. And that’s disturbing. Steven struts to ringside and asks the Predator for the mic. He gives it up after gripping onto Osbourne’s wrist for an uncomfortably long period of time. Steven backs off, and in fact leaves the ring~
Osbourne: I’ll get back to you later.
~The Predator grins a sick grin~
Osbourne: How you guys doing tonight?
~The crowd cheers~
Osbourne: I was in the back watching some great action.. and then I figured why not come out here and get some great action! So tonight, I’m out here to let the sin begin!
~Steven looks around and finally spots a good target. He struts over to a smoking hot red head in the front row. The lady stands up, she is wearing a tight black dress. Ever notice that the well dressed people always hang out in the front rows? It’s like they were planted or something~
Osbourne: Hey dude, my name is Steven Osbourne and I have a confession to make. I, the Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer, have a smoking fetish. It’s true.. you’re smoking.. and I want you!
~The women looks on in shock then begins shaking her head~
Osbourne: What? Are you straight edge or something?
Woman: Nope, but I am better than you!
~The crowd laughs and Steven gives a wry smile~
Osbourne: Just because you don’t have crabs.. doesn’t make you better than me! Oh wait.. umm.. just kidding. I got those cleared up now!
Smith: I love this guy! He might be the most entertaining man on the roster!
Hood: I hate this guy he’s a dork!
Osbourne: I may not be getting any action as of now.. but that doesn’t mean I can’t come out here and entertain! But right now, I’m not going to entertain. I’m going to speak about my second round world title tournament opponent, Mr. RE. Ohh.. mystery. Get it? It’s clever.
~the crowd boos, they don’t like the straight edge superstar~
Osbourne: Mr. RE thinks he’s better than each and every one of you because he doesn’t drink or do drugs. I guess he thinks he’s better than me too because..
~Steven reaches down his pants. In the background you can see Predator lean in for a closer look. He pulls out.. a can of beer. Steven quickly chugs the beer to a nice cheer from the crowd~
Osbourne: So now Mr. RE thinks he’s better than me too. He hates the fans, he hates me, but that’s alright. I’m going to get him in a little secret. We hate you too. Not because you’re straight edge.. but because.. you’re boring! You’re like a black hole of charisma my friend. You should get off of your high horse and drink a few beers because you stumbling around at least would be better than your normal moral preaching self. Now Mr. Re before we wrestle next week, do yourself a favour, watch a few of my interviews And try to rip me off. It’s okay I give you permission. Because Mr. RE, I’d like at least a few fans to stay awake during my match in order to get how badly I kick your ass thank you very much!
~The crowd cheers loudly for the Oz. And a small RE’s boring chant starts up. Steven looks like he’s about to walk away then he suddenly turns around and spots The Predator staring at his rear~
Osbourne: Dude, are you still checking me out. I mean, I’m starting to get uncomfortable here.
Predator: You got a nice arse Osbuns.
Osbourne: I do don’t you. And you should check out what’s undernearth.. Wait, a minute! Not gay! I just know I look good I wasn’t coming on to him at all!
Predator: You’re in denial.
~The crowd laughs and Osbourne looks annoyed.. then smiles~
Osbourne: You know I could use some help.
Predator: Want a reach around?
Osbourne: Ewww.. no! I want to try out a move on you.
Predator: Anything Osbuns.
Osbourne: Last week I was disappointed. I never got to show all of you people my signature move. Then I come out here this week and see someone who’s ever so deserving.. and to be honest I just can’t resist.. I have to.. eliminate the competition!
~and with that Steven delivers a swift kick to the Predator’s groin sending him to the mat in a heap! Steven struts to the back as his music plays again….he disappears behind the curtain, as we focus back on the announce table~
Smith: Well, that solidifies it…this has been a night to remember.
Hood: I still can’t believe Predator is loose…I’m seriously worried for my safety…Dean’s backstage trying to get the update from Masters, Lurrr’s probably already hit the local bar, TGO is on vacation…ANARCHY!!!
Smith: That’s why they call this place the Asylum, Hood. Well, it appears as though our ‘illustrious’ ring announcer has managed to compose himself…so, I believe that means it’s time for our main event.
Hood: Sweetness…Trent Steel, been waiting to see his debut all week.
Smith: Indeed! And he will be taking on Corporate Raven, one of the main components of The Corporation…they put a severe beat down on Arachne earlier tonight, allowing Chris Wrestling to advance to the second round. However, after witnessing what took place, TGO, while hanging out on vacation, announced that The Corporation would be banned from the arena for our main event.
Hood: Yup, Corporate Raven is going to have to win this one all by his lonesome.
Smith: No doubt he’s capable…however, The Messiah Pariah is one of the all time greats…
Corporate Raven (0-0) vs. “The Messiah Pariah” Trent Steel (0-0)
Predator: This next match is scheduled for one fall! First making his way to the ring, from Vancouver, British Columbia, CORPORATE RAVEN!!
~”Sinner” by Drowning Pool plays over the PA system as out walks the OCW newbie to a mixed reaction from the fans. Corporate Raven makes his way to the ring he then slides in as Predator rushes over to him to try to cop a feel on his ass but Corporate Raven quickly gets up and rushes over to the corner before Predator can get to him.~
Hood: Why do we have so many broody guys on this roster? This is NOT a show on The CW…
Smith: Good point, maybe Dean can find some people who aren’t so doom and gloom.
Predator: Now making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 lbs from Pittsburgh, PA…TRENT STEEL!!
Hood: Yuck…
Smith: I’m excited to see this guy!
Hood: I bet you are…why don’t you get in the ring and try to kiss him Smithy.
~”Bleed the Freak” by Alice in Chains hits the speakers as out walks the Messiah Pariah dressed in a long trench coat. The GCWA followers go nuts as the OCW fans look at all of them in disgust. Trent Steel walks to the ring and gets up on the apron, he points his finger towards Predator as Predator backs away smiling just slightly, but doesn’t make a move for Trent. Steel takes off his jacket and tosses it to the side as he gets ready for the match.~
Smith: This should be a good match! One of the most highly anticipated of this card!
Hood: Save me the hype Smith. I just want to see Atax…err…Steel get his ass kicked!
~The bell rings as the two men start to circle each other waiting for the other to make a move. Finally both men collide and are in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Both men try to overpower the other one, Corporate Raven finally gets the upper hand and turns the battle for position into a headlock. Corporate Raven cranks on the head and neck of Trent Steel sending Steel down to one knee, but he quickly gets up and backs Corporate Raven into the ropes. He then frees himself of the headlock by bouncing Corporate Raven off the ropes and sending him towards the opposite side. Corporate Raven bounces off the opposite side straight into Trent Steel while both men try for a shoulder block, but to no avail on either end. This time Trent Steel bounces off the ropes as Corporate Raven awaits. Steel tries for another shoulder block, but is quickly met with a powerslam sending Steel grabbing his back in pain. Corporate Raven makes the quick cover…~
1!
NO! Trent Steel kicks out quickly.
Smith: This looks like it’s going to be a rather technical match!
Hood: Don’t worry, Trent Steel will start being a cheating bastard soon enough.
~After the pin attempt Corporate Raven pulls Trent Steel quickly up and starts to chop away on the chest of Steel. The chops send Trent Steel reeling into the corner where Corporate Raven whips him into the other side and runs after him. Corporate Raven hits a huge lariat sending Trent falling to down to the ground into a sitting position. Corporate Raven sees this as an excellent time to capitalize and goes to the opposite corner and runs towards Trent Steel once again, this time hitting a tremendous knee right to the head of Trent Steel. Corporate Raven pulls Trent Steel out of the corner and drags him to the middle of the ring. Corporate Raven then climbs the top turnbuckle facing outside the ring. Corporate Raven then leaps off in a moonsault but misses! Trent Steel moved out of the way at the very last second.~
Hood: DAMN!
Smith: There’s a ton of action for this early in the match!
Hood: Corporate Raven needs to be TGOized…
Smith: What the hell?!
~Both men are taking forever to get to their feet as the ref starts issuing the 10 count. Both men are still slow to get to their feet as Trent Steel looks to be making the most progress, pulling himself to the second rope as the referee gets to 6. By 8 Trent Steel makes it to his feet as the count stops and he regains his composure as his looks down and finds Corporate Raven grasping for the second rope. Trent Steel takes advantage of his opponents position and starts to stomp away on the fallen superstar. After four kicks to the abdomen of Corporate Raven, Trent Steel has had enough and picks up Corporate Raven. He then whips Corporate Raven into the ropes and bounces and runs straight towards Corporate Raven as he comes off of the opposite ropes he then chop blocks Corporate Raven right in the knee sending Corporate Raven screaming in pain down on the mat as the referee checks to make sure that Corporate Raven wants to continue the match.~
Hood: See!! I told you!! Cheating already!!
Smith: I think that was just plain smart!
Hood: You would! I bet you also want to suck his…
Smith: HEY! FAMILY SHOW!!
~Corporate Raven is still down on the mat as Trent Steel plays to the audience. He then walks over to Corporate Raven and looks down at his opponent, he spits at him and then starts to pull up Corporate Raven by his hair as the referee starts to scold Trent Steel for pulling his hair. Corporate Raven has been pulled to one knee and as the ref is distracted low-blows Trent Steel, sending Steel down to the mat. Corporate Raven capitalizes and goes for a pin…~
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3! NO!
~Trent Steel makes a last ditch attempt and kicks out of the pin~
Hood: HA! I knew he had some bad in him!
Smith: Now THAT was cheating!
Hood: I didn’t see anything!
Smith: You hypocrite! Stop trying to stick up for someone that’s obviously cheating.
Hood: Why don’t you go suck my co…
Smith: NO! But I’m sure that Predator will.
~Corporate Raven is the first to his feet as Trent Steel is still trying to recuperate from the low blow by Corporate Raven. Corporate Raven sees his opportunity and immediately goes on the offensive by running towards the ropes and hitting an extremely low dropkick straight to the side of Trent Steel. Corporate Raven follows up by pulling up Steel to his feet and dropping him right back down to the mat with a ddt. Corporate Raven follows up with another pin attempt…~
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Kick out!
~Corporate Raven continues the onslaught by pulling up Trent Steel and then attempts to whip him into the turnbuckle but it’s reversed by Trent Steel, who then sends Corporate Raven crashing into the turnbuckle. Trent Steel then follows it up by running into the turnbuckle that Corporate Raven is in as well, but Corporate Raven telegraphs the move and sends Trent Steel to the outside with a back body drop. Corporate Raven comes out of the corner mocking his opponent by pointing at his head, but what he doesn’t notice is that Trent Steel landing on the apron and has made his way back into the ring.~
Hood: BEHIND YOU!!
Smith: GET HIM MESSIAH!!
Hood: Oh yuck…
~Trent Steel then wraps his arms around the waist of Corporate Raven, much to his dismay and then delivers a brutal German suplex right into the turnbuckle!.~
Smith: THE PITTSBURGH NIGHTMARE!!
Hood: NO! GET UP!!
~Trent Steel being the opportunist that he is immediately goes for the cover…~
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3! NO!
~Corporate Raven gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last second. Trent Steel is livid as he berates the referee with questions about the count. Finally he decides to shift his attention back to Corporate Raven. Trent Steel kicks him a few times to keep him down as he goes over to the corner and starts to detach the padding that’s on the turnbuckle, but the referee tries to stop him. Trent Steel swats away the referee and sends him crashing down to the mat as Trent Steel continues to get the padding off of the turnbuckle.~
Hood: Someone disqualify him!!
Smith: We need a ref! QUICK!!
~As Trent Steel continues to work on getting the turnbuckle padding off of the turnbuckle Corporate Raven has made his way back to his feet and runs straight towards Trent Steel, but apparently Steel heard him coming as he moves out of the way and allows Corporate Raven to collide sternum first into the exposed turnbuckle. Trent Steel tries to capitalize by delivering a swift kick to the gut, but Corporate Raven has more fight in him that he has led on to believe and catches the foot of Trent Steel, but Steel pulls one over on Corporate Raven and delivers an outstanding enziguri to the back of Corporate Raven’s head sending Corporate Raven crashing down to the mat. Suddenly an eruption of boos rings out throughout the crowd as the camera angle changes to see Mr Re running to the ring.~
Smith: What the hell is he doing out here?!
Hood: YES!! KICK HIS ASS!!
~Mr Re slides into the ring and immediately gets to his feet as Trent Steel notices that Mr. Re is in the ring. Mr Re takes off after Trent Steel and delivers a hellacious spear sending Trent Steel down to the mat, and not moving. Mr Re quickly pulls Corporate Raven on top of Trent Steel and tries to revive the referee, who slowly crawls over to the make the pinfall. The count is obviously slow…~
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2!………..
3! NO!
~Trent Steel gets a shoulder up last minute as Mr Re can’t believe it as he slides out of the ring.~
Hood: DAMN IT!!
Smith: This match is crazy!
Hood: Shut the hell up Smith! I’m tired of your homosexual mouth speaking!
~Trent Steel is the first to make it to his feet as the battle wages on with Corporate Raven being not too far after him. Both men now start to exchange blows as Trent Steel gets the best of Corporate Raven and backs him into the ropes. Trent whips Corporate Raven to the other side of the ring and Corporate Raven bounces off as Trent Steel lowers his head, looking for a back body drop, but Corporate Raven catches Trent Steel in a front face lock and signals for the Raven’s Fate, but Trent Steel quickly reverses in a spinning motion with Corporate Raven ending up in a reverse ddt position as Trent Steel lifts up Corporate Raven for a reverse suplex, but Corporate Raven counters and drops down behind Steel. He then dropkicks the back of Trent Steel sending him flying into the exposed turnbuckle, but Trent Steel doesn’t drop to the ground, instead he staggers out back towards the middle of the ring as Corporate Raven delivers a kick to the gut of Trent Steel. He then signals for the Raven’s Fate one more time and this time connects with the move sending Trent Steel down to the mat.~
Hood: YES! Now cover him!!
Smith: Uh oh…it doesn’t look like he’s listening to you Hood!
Hood: DAMN YOU!! COVER HIM!!
~As Smith has pointed out Corporate Raven isn’t done with the Messiah Pariah and starts to climb to the top turnbuckle. Corporate Raven then leaps off with the Raven Time Bomb (Swanton Bomb), but Trent Steel moves out of the way at the last second, sending Corporate Raven writhing in pain.~
Hood: DAMN HIM!!
Smith: Control yourself Hoodie!
Hood: Did you just call me Hoodie?!
Smith: I surely did…
Hood: Never again fag!
~Trent Steel now recovers and goes on the offensive as he then climbs to the top rope himself awaiting Corporate Raven to get to his feet. Corporate Raven finally does, only to be met with The Peaceful Tolerance (360 kick to the head from the turnbuckle). Trent Steel immediately goes for the pin.~
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3!!!!
Hood: NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!
Predator: Here is your winner and now advancing to the quarterfinals of the OCW Title tournament…. “THE MESSIAH PARIAH” TRENT STEEL!!!!!!
Hood: This is a sad day in the OCW…
Smith: This is going to be GREAT!
Hood: Corporate Raven was screwed from the start!! I can’t believe they’ll ban Chris Wrestling, Juliana Torres and DJ…yet let that Predator thing walk around the ring…this is an injustice!
Smith: Oh, get over it…Trent Steel advance, cry me a river, Hood…ladies and gentlemen…let’s take a look at an updated set of brackets after tonight’s great action
Smith: How does that Final 8 look to you, Hood?
Hood: Incredible…you’ve got a former OCW World Champion in Andrew Logan, the man you refer to as the “future” in Jordan Layman. Dangerous Dan is in the GCWA Hall of Fame, Trent Steel is a former World Champion…Lorenzo Demarco is one of the top rookies in pro wrestling…Chris Wrestling is a future star…Steven Osbourne could be as good as any of them…Mr. Re is a CWF veteran…I don’t know who you pick…it’s too damn competitive!
Smith: Agreed…I’ve gotta think Dangerous Dan and Andrew Logan are the favorites…Layman is my sleeper.
Hood: You really like the left side of that bracket, don’t you? Well, how about this…Lorenzo Demarco wins it all…mark it down, biotch! As far as sleepers go…Osbourne or Wrestling…those two guys can win it all.
Smith: One thing is for sure…it’s going to be one hell of a final 8…don’t miss us, next week as we feature the four quarterfinal matches as well as a LightWeight Title #1 Contenders match!
Hood: WHAT? Where did you hear that?
Smith: Unlike you, I have real sources.
Hood: Are you sleeping with Predator?
Smith: Eww! No!!!
Hood: Just checkin out who your ‘sources’ may be.
Smith: That’s enough of that…we’re out of time everyone…tune in next week for Addiction 3 as we find out who is going on to Titan’s Collide with a chance to be the first OCW World Champion!!!
~The show comes to an end and we fade to black~