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August 1, 2001

~Camera shots of No Limits 2 fade onto and off of the screen. We see shots from every match of the night, as the last shot of Scott Syren is shown the word 'PILEDRIVER' crashes down. "Back in Black" by AC/DC begins to play, as the camera cuts to a shot of Commissioner Cheasy M sitting at the Piledriver Newsdesk. Behind the newsdesk is a huge black and red OCW banner. Cheasy M is wearing a blue suit, slacks, his trademark backwards baseball cap. As Cheasy M stops playing the air guitar, he scratches his head and begins to speak.~

Cheasy M: Welcome ladies and gentelmen to Wednesday Night Piledriver with your host with the most, Commissioner Cheasy M! Last Sunday's No Limits 2 was the greatest PPV we have seen in the OCW in a long long time, and tonight we will take a look at that and much much more! But first.. HEADLINES!!!

~The word 'HEADLINES' shoots across the screen, as Cheasy M files through a few sheets of paper.~

Cheasy M: Alright, since the pay-per-view last week, their wasn't a Piledriver, but this week I am back and ready to do my job only like I can. Well after NL2, it looks like The Great One's band of misfits has grown even bigger with the joining of Triple P and Josh Allen. Corporal Punishment has a stronghold over the OCW, but with other stables such as the 606 Society and Extreme Tendencies, we could see one hell of a fight break out sooner than you think!

Congrats goes out to all the men who kept their belts, and that got new gold this Sunday too! Winning a title in the OCW is one way to step up to that NEXT step in becoming an OCW imortal. Now speaking of guys who lost their gold Brian "Hardcore" Hulin is now in the hospital after that ruthless beating given to him by Silverfreak. Hulin lost his Hardcore title to Silverfreak this Sunday only to have it stolen by some mystery man. Who took Freak's new Hardcore title? I have a few suspects, but I guess I'll sit back and watch the show just like everyone else...

*Forget whatever's going on in the broadcast, this is what you've got to focus on now. It concerns you, it concerns all of you in the OCW who think you've got what it takes to move up the ladder to the top. Because now...Shag-Nasty is in the way. Yes, that's right, a man you've only heard about in whisphers, a man who most federations won't let it...is here...now...and he's brought the Oblivion with him.

The camera cuts to shot inside the Oblivion Home within the Offices of Shannon Shag-Nasty. He sits at his desk, his same old familiar devil grin stuck to his face, and slowly removes his damn fine expensive sunglasses. This is the man you've been waiting for.*

Shannon Shag-Nasty:Oh, hi there OCW fans, didn't mean to interrupt this weekly sitcom the OCW passes off for a show, but there seems to come at time in every lowsy federation's time when the Shagster comes calling to save the day for the fed yet again. You see, while the OCW continues to roll event over event with the big cards holding men like Silverfreek, pardon me if I don't pronounce his name with the uncandid originality of over pronouncing the constants, and The Great One and Josh "Who wants to buy a T-shirt from the idiot" Allen, the OCW is losing its touch with the fans. You see, the fans don't want the bullshit gimmicks that the idiots in the backstage area keep thinking up, they want total and utter destruction. In other words, Oblivion, and it takes a Bastard like me to give those fans what they want.

Early this week, before No Limits 2 ran, I sent out an open challange to anyone and everyone, asking only for those strong enough and of my caliber of intelligence to apply. The response I got back was horrid. I don't want to waste my time with idiots married to Martha Stewart or mindless chunks of muscle who think they're the real fucking show. One man, however, who accepted I decided to take up on the offer. Now, I never said I deserved a shot at the Heavyweight Title so early in my OCW career, but when The Great One responded to my challange he sounded like the belt would be up for grabs. This match has already been signed, you understand, and now some former champion decides his going to return and take my shot before me. Now listen, Syren, I know who you think you are, but you don't understand that who you are on the inside is not the same man who you used to be. I remember watching your Promos about a year or so ago, and yeah, you had the talent, but the reason men like you disappear for awhile isn't because you need a vacation. You see, Syren, I know and everyone else in the OCW knows, that you're washed up, floating onto the Has-Been island, where you'll spend the rest of your life trying to figure out a way back into the spot-light, but never making it.

Now, you make your return, and you get a title shot, but I'm the next man in line. I have no arguement, however, with kicking your ass at the same time I kick the Great One's ass, so I say we take our two signed matches, and push them into one. Scotty, I want you to take this oppurtunity and run with it, after all, this is probably going to be your last chance to be in a main event, probably going to be the last time that doctors let you walk on your own, and most defintely is going to be a night that the fans, the people that the OCW have forgotten, see once and for all just why they call me the dirtest player in the game. If TGO wants to prove his a real champion, then let him accept, if Syren wants to prove that he still can execute an arm-bar takedown or whatever crap he wants to wrestle with against the best in the business, then let him accept. Either way, that belt will be mine, the OCW will be mine, and the business is going to take one good Shaggin' straight in its ass...Nasty-style.

~The camera cuts back to Cheasy M.~

Cheasy M: Wow, a few words from the Nasty-one himself! Seems everyone and his grandmother want a shot at that world championship, but in a few weeks it will be The Great One, if he is still champion by then, against Mavelous Mario Maurako for that OCW World Heavyweight Championship! Triple M has been needing, he has been wanting, he has been doing everything possible to get his hands on that belt, and in a few weeks he will finally get his shot. Triple M is not the usual man's wrestler, he has been around the OCW for a long time, and he knows his way around. He has been muliple tag team champions with his former partner and now arch-enemy Triple P and whoever he fights, it should be one hell of a show.

~Suddenly Wayne West walks onto the Piledriver set, and up to Cheasy M. Cheasy M has a confused look on his face as West is carrying a suitcase with him.~

Wayne West: Hey Whatz up?? Well, I just came here to tell you guys what will become of the future of WAYNE WYATT WEST. Its too hard for me to say it but I have to and Ill do it today. Here in this very last interview of mine. The Man. Uhh, Iam gonna have to quit wrestling. Yeah thats it. Iam quitting. NL2 that was my very last match against Curt Canon which I won. I got my title shot, Lightweight #1 contender against Josh Allen, this close I was damn close to face him but hey, things happen I will like to give my title shot to any of the guys from the 606 Society as a gift from the Man to them. 606 Society I also want for you to do me a favor, alright, beat the crap of Triple M and make him quit wrestling. Damn if I could have him right here in my hands I will kill that bastard. Triple M lucky you that Iam quitting. Well, my reason for quitting is quiet simple. It doens't have anything to do with OCW, Prez Dean, Triple M or any of you guys out there. No. Its something personal. Very personal. Yeah. That I won't share it with you guys. Sorry.

~Wayne is trying not to cry out loud here.~

Cheasy M: Wanna tissue buddy?

Wayne West: Damn. I wanted to do this here live with an interviewer and shit. So everybody can listen to the words of the Man. Ahhh, damn...ohh damn my eyes!

~Cheasy M hands West a hankie for his to blow his nose in.~

Wayne West: Uh, damn that feels better uh yes. Much better. Wooooh. To be the man you have to beat me the man. Yeah. Thanks alot.

~Wayne shakes hands with Cheasy M.~

Cheasy M: West, I got one thing to say to you..

Wayne West: What's that?

Cheasy M: SECURITY!!! GET THIS MAN OFF MY SHOW!!

~Suddenly three huge men wearing 'OCW STAFF' shirts run out and spray Wayne West down with pepper spray and then drag him kicking and screaming off the Piledriver set.~

Cheasy M: I'm sorry you all had to see that, but on with the show, right guys?!

OCW STAFF: Whoo hoo!

Cheasy M: Thats right! Now lets cut to a few words from the remaining members of Extreme Tendenices...

*The cameras switches to the Extreme Tendencies Locker room. There you see Seventeen, Silver Cyanide, and the #1 Contendor for the World Title Triple M. The locker room is a mess.... Johnny Elite and Jeffery James are sitting over in the corner, Silver Cyanide is shining up his US Title, and Triple M is staring at his 2x4.*

Silver Cyanide: So what do we do now?

Triple M: Well, I'll tell you what I think we should do. Last Sunday at No Limits II one of our own became mentally retarded and joined the crappy team of Corporal Punishment. Well if Josh Allen wants to be just another Indian under TGO that is fine with me.... but he is going to have to be behind Triple P as well.... in fact Josh Allen went from being one of the most important members of a stable to being the "weakest link" if you will. But hey... you want to be like Triple P, you want to be a backstabbing, egotistical, idiot that loses to Triple M.... then hey... I have no problem with that. Extreme Tendencies may have lost one member at No Limits II.... but we are still a strong team that shouldn't be messed with. We still have the US Champion Silver Cyanide, we still have the youngest team ever to grace the OCW in Seventeen, we still have the #1 Contendor to the TV title in Goldie, and most important... we have the #1 contendor to the World Title... in me. TGO you want to run down and stick your nose in stuff that is none of your business? Well that's fine... good for you. You can tombstone powerbomb me off of as many frickin' Hell in the Cells as you want to and Triple M is just going to get up and come right back at you. I WAS looking forward to fighting you TGO... but unfortunately your not going to be champ come LMS.... the World Champion come Last Man Standing will be none other then Scott Syren. I have R-E-S-P-E-C-T for Scott Syren. This is the OCW Legend that didn't get to live the dream that he wanted. I know how it feels to have a dream and have to fight and do what ever it takes to get it. But the bottom line is... either Scott Syren or TGO will have to step into the ring with The Marvelous One at Last Man Standing... and then... ladies and gentlemen you will be looking at the new OCW World Champion.

Jeffery James: Sunday night Johnny Elite and myself suffered a terrible fall. We fell off of a ladder through 6 tables, and because of that fall Sex and Violence are walking around with the OCW Tag Team titles. Well they fought a hell of a match and they won... plain and simple. So I'm sorry to my Extreme Tendency buddies who counted on us to bring home the Tag belts but we didn't fail. We went out there and gave the fans 110% just like we promised... and we left everything we had right there in those 6 busted up and broken tables. We may not be the Tag champs but we are still Seventeen and we still rule!

Johnny Elite: Wow... did you hear that Deano put me in Last Man Standing. That's cool... nobody has ever called me a man before... everyone always says that I'm a kid because I'm 17. But that's cool because now me and my trusty Metal Detector "Doodle Doo" are going to So be the Last Man standing... and then I too will be the #1 contendor for the World Title.

Silver Cyanide: You know what's even funnier then Johnny Elite? Well nothing... but the 606 Society thinking they are good. I mean look at their records. Wayne West in one of thier "big stars". Wayne West... come on. Who cares about Wayne West? Triple M beat the crap out of him once... and Seventeen beat The New Breed. I beat Andy Murray, so if that doesn't prove we are better then the 606 Society then I don't know what will. Andy Murray I told you that you wouldn't be able to climb up all those faulty ladders and still have enough to climb up the sturdy ladder to win the belt. And now because of your inability to wrestle worth a darn I am still holding the OCW United States Title, a title which will be around my waist for some quite some time.

Triple M: Now Goldie isn't with us tonight... to tell you the truth I don't know where he is. He might be out trying to beat up Mark Kelley, or he may be out getting some from The Pornstar's sister. I really don't know, all I know is that when he steps into the ring with Mark Kelley he is going to bring everything he has and try to bring home the TV title.

Just then Johnny's Metal Detector "Doodle Doo" starts beeping. Johnny stands up and looks out the window. He jumps up and down while pointing out the window.

Johnny Elite: Hey Jeffery! I FOUND THE EIFFEL TOWER!

The camera goes back to Cheasy M at the desk.

Cheasy M: Could Triple M be the next OCW World Champion? We will see only in a few weeks at Last Man Standing 2. Also at LMS we will see all of the top OCW superstars battle it out to become THE Last Man Standing for 2001. Last year's champion was Scorpion, who then used that as a stepping stone to bigger and better things. Who will be on top this year? You'll have to wait and see it only on pay-per-view.

~A black and white feed suddenly pops up on the video screens. It pans along a sidewalk in a downtown area, and slowly rises, and reveals signs reading "Topless Dancers", "Nude Women", and other strip club signs. It drops back down to street level, and zooms into a dark alleyway, where a shadowy figure leans on the wall. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a match, lights it against the wall, and holds it to the cigarette in his mouth. He turns towards the camera and motions it towards him. The camera weaves erraticly through the crowded sidewalk and into the alley. Inside, an average sized man, wearing a pair of blue jeans and a white tee shirt reading "My Badd", looks into the camera and starts talking.~

Shad: Ya'll don't know me yet. I'm Shad "Too Badd" Johnson. Remember that name, ya'll will wish that you hadn't heard it soon enough. You see that bum right there? The one asleep against that garbage can?

~Shad motions with his cigarette to an unshaven man sitting motionless, proped up against a garbage bin.~

Shad: He represents this wrestling company, and its wreslters. He, like you, have no idea what he is about to go through, so let's use him as an example.

~Shad walks up to the bum, lifts him up by his dirty, ragged shirt, and starts talking to him.~

Shad: You wouldn't happen to know my name, now would you?

~The bum rubs the sleep from his eyes, and shakes his head "no".~

Shad: Well, remember my face. You'll be seeing it on television sets in the windows of electronic stores in all major cities. Let me give you something to help you remember me.

~Shad reaches into his pants pocket with his right hand, and pulls out his wallet. He begins to hand it towards the bum, but at the last mintue, pulls it back and hits him with a hard left that knocks the bum back into the wall.~

Shad: That black eye may not be permanent, but this will be.

~Shad pulls his cigarette out his mouth, and begins reaching out towards the unconcious bum with it. The video fades to black, but the bum's screams are still audible. The camera cuts back to Cheasy M.~

Cheasy M: And that was a few words from OCW newcommer Shad "Too Badd" Johnson! Only bright things can be in that guy's future!

~Cheasy M takes a drink of water out of his 'World Favorite Commish' mug.~

Cheasy M: Okay and how here are the top 5 interviewers of the week!

5. Silver Cyanide

4. Triple P

3. Triple M

2. The Great One

1. Josh Allen

~The camera fades in to a backstage area where Hood is seen waiting for someone.~

Hood: Where can they be?? They should have been here by now!!

~Just then Dead Soulja can be seen walking towards Hood with a 6'8" man following him. They stop just before Hood.~

Hood: At last! Well Soulja You havent been with us for very long, but it didn't stop you from forming a tag team and joining the 606 society. But what we all want to know is who is your tag partener?

Dead Soulja: First of all it isn't maybe it's definatly the most dominent and strongest stable ever. And you ask me who he is why not ask the 6'8 585 pounder yourself?

Connor: I am Connor McIntosh and I will, just like the 606 society crush ma victims like bugs. Cos I am Biggest strongest and most terrifing opponent anyone in OCW will have tae face.

~Hood backs down a little.~

Hood: Ok. where did you het your inspration for your tag team name Doomsday?

Dead: Cos ain't no-body gonna stop us, and when you step into the ring with us your End Of Days is near.

Hood:But....

~Dead soulja kicks Hood in the stomch and together they hit a double team power bomb.And they just walk away laughing. The camera fades to a comercial for Monday Night Massacre.~


{OOC: Well for being thrown together quickly this is a good card. Rookies keep sending in your segments so you can be apart of the OCW just like everyone else! - Cheasy M}





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