~The camera fades into the "Happy Times" Mental Hospital. Here we see Silverfreak strapped in a straight jacket in a padded room by himself. His only companion, the 2001 OCW Wrestler of the Year award is looking back at him. We hear Silverfreak talking..~
Silverfreak: I'm so sick of this place.. tapioca pudding for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Sponge baths by a guy named Bruno. Every inch of my life being watched by some force, somebody in a suit that I don't even know.. I had a conversation this afternoon.
~The camera cuts back over to the award, then back to Silverfreak.~
Silverfreak: Yeah.. I talked to George Washington about how much I hate Dean for putting me here. I told him how if I ever got out of here, I'd grab Dean by his scrawny little neck and squeeze till his head poped like a teenagers zit. I told him how much I miss my people.. my fans.. and being able to go to the bathroom without half a dozen guys looking at my little freak.
~Freak looks down at his crotch.~
Silverfreak: I haven't forgoten about you down there buddy..
~Silverfreak picks up his Wrestler of the Year awards and looks at it.~
Silverfreak: But ya know what I found out after I talked to George Washington about all of this? He's f*cking INSANE! Everyone in this place is! You know what else?? I'm getting out..
~As "Back in Black" begins to play we see the letters P-I-L-E-D-R-I-V-E-R scroll across the screen. The camera fades into the Piledriver Stuios as the word "Live!" apears in the upper left hand corner. We see Commissioner Cheasy M sitting at the newsdesk in a mustard-yellow suit and his signature backwards black baseball cap on his head. As the music fades, Cheasy M stops playing air guitar and begins to speak.~
Cheasy M: Welcome to Friday Night Piledriver! What a NIGHT we have in store for you tonight, already we have seen Silverfreak, the former world champion stating he wants to get out of the loony bin.. and now without further interuption, our special guest co-host this week.. a student of the "Silverfreak Wrestling School for Dummies", put your hands together for KC Pandora!!!
~As "Pet Cemetary" by the Ramones begins to blare through the stuido, a man wearing an old OCW t-shirt with the sleaves ripped off and blue jeans walks out and takes a seat next to Cheasy M.~
Cheasy M: Wow, welcome to Piledriver KC Pandora! Look at that hair, you could pop the Goodyear Blimp with those spikes!!
KC Pandora: Damn skippy boss, now I'm here to fill the metephorical shoes of your co-host! Now lets get the whip-a-crackin and get busy with the headlines!
~The word "HEADLINES" zooms past the screen as Cheasy M shuffles through a few sheets of paper then begins to speak.~
Cheasy M: The biggest headline to hit the OCW this week is that former US and World Champion Silver Cyanide is back in the OCW! For those of you who are un-familier with this man, he was the former World champion and apart of the Sterling Silver tag team with Silverfreak. Seem's if their was anyone for Ace to pick for some help, Cyanide is the right person for the job.
KC Pandora: Damn right you slightly over-weight marshmellow man! Cyanide is tha man! Not to be confused with former OCW wrestler, Da Boom.
Cheasy M: Shut up Pandora!
KC Pandora: Also, rummors are running wild in the locker room that some wrestlers are unhappy with all this talent returning to the federation. I, myself, in my own opinion think its a great idea.. then again, I was all for the idea of an OCW theme park too.. But how much money could we really make with ridding the Homeboy-Ghetto tea cup ride.. or the Krazy King Mike Bumpin uglies.. I mean cars...
Cheasy M: Well speakin of the dasterdly devil himself, Krazy King Mike didn't have a great Tuesday this week. First he looses his Television title, and then he get ran over by the returning Great One! That's right, for those of you who missed Tuesday Night Massacre, A man who has helped shape the OCW to what it is today, The Great One has returned! I have a feeling that this fued among heels is far from over!
KC Pandora: I have a feeling they'll be bumpin uglies all night long!
Cheasy M: Ya know, they'd both probably kick your ass for saying that.. but you just don't care do you?
KC Pandora: Ya damn skippy.. I'll tell ya one guy I like though daddy-o.. that cool cat Ace.. he's A-okay in my book..
Cheasy M: cool cat? daddy-o?! Well I can tell your not gonna work out here.. so lets exit this mess of madness, and go on to the first match of the night.. Ben O' Haire vs Sage Armstrong! Both these guys are rookies.. but this should be one hell of a match!
~The camera fades to the Piledriver Arena.~
Sage Armstrong (0-0) vs Ben O' Haire (0-0)
~Going into the match, Sage carried a strong advantage with hitting several high flying moves. Ben works Sage back to the ground, and gets him up in a small package, but Sage kicks out. Once he is back up to his vertical base, Sage nails Ben with a reverse Iziguri, and then gets the pin.~
Warrick: and your winner.. SAGE ARMSTRONG!!!!!
~As Sage rolls out of the ring and heads back up the ramp, "Hispanic Causin' Panic" Jake Navaja jumps from the crowd with a chair in hand. With Sage with his back turned, Jake busts Sage silly.. and then rolls him back into the ring. Jake then climbs up to the top rope and hits "That's Suicidal!" as Sage twitches in pain. As we see Jake yelling a few naughty words at Sage, the camera fades back to the Piledriver Studio where Cheasy M and KC Pandora are sitting at the newsdesk.~
KC Pandora: Man that Jake Navaja is one bad mother..
Cheasy M: Shut your mouth!!
KC Pandora: Man.. you know how to ruin all my good lines..
Cheasy M: Oh man, Josh Allen is at it again! Let's go
backstage where he has stopped Jones for an interview.
Jones, can you hear me?
Jones: Yes, I can. Well, barely. Allen is here
screaming at some little kid down the hall not to
touch his door handle. Uh, whatever for...
~Josh Allen looks back at the camera, pulls it towards
him, then raises Jones' hand with the microphone to
his mouth.~
Josh Allen: Hello America! Jones, let me tell you and
everyone else out there something. This game Ace
thinks he's playing?!? It isn't right! No, it isn't.
And that's why right here in my hand, yes, right
here... I have a statement from the PRESIDENT...
that's right, Ace, did you think the President
couldn't pardon me from fighting Silver Cyanide? If
so, you ARE stupid! So, as I say, right here is a
signed contract with my name, as well as Jason Chase's
name for the LightWeight title at Apocolypse Now 2.
You see, no matter what title you have, NOTHING is
higher than the president himself. And that's why I
work for DEAN. But you know what...that would be too
simple...Taking this contract over Silver Cyanide's
contract would be too simple. That would be giving you
what you want!
Jones: Mr. Allen, how do you figure that?
Josh Allen: Jones, it's really quite simple. Ace went
over Dean's head, or attempted to, because he
knew...or so he thought he knew, that the LightWeight
Title was more important to me than another "Silver"
jobber guy. So, he signed the match, expecting me to
have Dean override it.
~Josh pulls a lighter out of his jacket pocket. He
lights the bottom of the contract on fire and the
paper slowly turns to ashes in front of the television
audience. Josh's face lights up as he flings the paper
to the ground. As he does, a passer-by woman's dress
catches a spark, and her dress flames up. She takes
off running and screaming as a few guys, whether for a
good or bad purpose, try to help her with her dress.
She runs screaming out of camera view, and Josh just
shrugs his shoulders and looks back at the camera.~
Jones: You think you should go help her?
Josh Allen: She knows where the bathroom is. Now, back
to what I was saying.
~He pulls out another stack of papers and an ink pen.~
Josh Allen: Turn around Jones.
Jones: Why?
Josh Allen: Just do it!
Jones: Alright, Alright...
~Josh uses Jones' back to sign his name on the bottom
of the paper. He grins at the camera.~
Josh Allen: The contract has now been signed. Silver
Cyanide, you feel like sticking that big pinnochio
nose in my business, fine. On January 29th, you'll be
removing that same nose from up my @$$ when I beat the
living crap out of you! The match is on, and it's
starting to heat up as we speak. So, are you happy?
Jones: SO, you accept his challenge?
Josh Allen: I accept HIS challenge??? Jones, think!
Remember back four months ago? Remember Josh Allen
walking out to the middle of the ring and challenging
Silver Cyanide? Nah, he wouldn't accept. Josh Allen
was the LightWeight Champion..he wasn't good enough to
fight against a man of Cyanide's position. Cyanide was
king of all things that stood for good. NOT. Cyanide
is finally answering my challenge, Jones. But this
time, it's just because he doesn't have that World
Championship to lose. Feast on those words for a bit!
~Josh Allen walks away, and so does Jones. Before the
camera fades off, the nearby wooden table with
computers atop it bursts into flames. The screen fades out, back to the Piledriver newsdesk.~
Cheasy M: Josh Allen has answered the challenge!! It will be Josh Allen vs Silver Cyanide at Apocolypse Now 2!! Ohh my god what a match!
KC Pandora: Don't blow a fuse dude.. it's just a match..
Cheasy M: But these are two of the federation's top wrestlers and their gonna go one on one for the very first time!! Ladies and gentelmen, their will be only one time they will meet for the first time, and you WILL NOT want to miss it!!
~Cheasy M pauses for a moment to catch his breath.~
KC Pandora: Alright.. well since I'm just cooler than all of you sons of bitches out there.. I figured this week I'd do a top five interview list, not in any order.. just ones I thought were like.. coool man..
Cheasy M: Ohh yeah, thats real professional...
KC Pandora: Alright... number five this week is.. umm.. Tommy Crimson.. cause the FIRE STILL BURNS BABY!! The Fire STILL BURNS!!!
Cheasy M: What the f..
KC Pandora: Number four.. uhh.. Sage Armstrong.. cause he's got some big guns.. hehe.. get it? Armstrong? Big guns?
Cheasy M: Okay.. I think this proves the point that you son were a high school drop out.. no wounder you didn't pass wrestling school!
KC Pandora: Shhh...
Cheasy M: Ohh sorry, don't wanna interupt your cool list here..
KC Pandora: Alright.. and number one..
Cheasy M: What happened to number three and two?!!
KC Pandora: Alright.. and number one.. yeah.. that's an easy one, Roz Blaze.. wanna know why?
Cheasy M: Why?
KC Pandora: Cause the FIRE STILL BURNS BABY!! The Fire STILL BURNS!!! YES!!
~KC Pandora pulls out a book of matches and lights it on fire.. as he watches the flames flicker up like a small child, the camera zooms in on Cheasy M.~
Cheasy M: Alright, thats egnoph of that crap, time for another match.. so for your viewing entertainment we have for you Incognito taking on the man they call Roz Blaze. This should be a quick one..
~As Cheasy looks around for a fire extinguisher, the camera fades to the Piledriver Arena.~
Incognito (1-0) vs Roz Blaze (2-5)
~From the opening bell, it was apparent that the confines of the squared circle couldn't contain the action between these two thoroughbreds as they battled both inside and outside of the ring. On numberous occasions, Roz Blaze tried to outsmart Incongnito, but came up short. As Roz tries to do a little show boating and playing to the masive Piledriver crowd, Incognito hits the Crucifix Powerbomb, and then the pin..~
Warrick: and your winner is.. INCOGNITO!!!!!
~The camera fades back into the Piledriver Studio.~
Cheasy M: Man, what a match! Incognito will surely be a major impact player soon! We've already seen what he had to do to Sage Armstrong, now we saw him pull a victory from Roz Blaze.
KC Pandora: Ohh please! My grandmother could beat up Roz Blaze!!
Cheasy M: Well anyways, wait.. yeah I have word that something is going on backstage.. lets have a look!
~The camera fades to a parking lot, outside of the Piledriver arena. Sage Armstrong is walking out of the building. He has a duffle bag over his shoulder. He walks to his car, and unlocks the door. He throws his bag into the car, and as he goes to get in, about four cops confront him. Two of them you remember from the other day, but the other two are new. The first cop, one of the unknown one's, speaks first~
New Officer: Sage, I'm Officer Dick Shivers. You're going to have to come with us.
Sage: No Way man, you're going to take me to jail, than there will be some large black man named Bubba that will want to make me his bitch. Not gonna happen to me, I like my ass just the way it is.
Officer Harry Sac: Sage, you do not have a choice in the matter, either you come with us, or we'll take you with us. What will it be.
Sage: I thought I didn't have a choice in the matter?
Officer Mike Hunt: Come on Sage, don't make us get rough.
~Sage Acts like he is going to run one way, but doesn't. Than he acts like he is going to run the other way. Both times the four officers jump. Sage just laughs, and sticks his hands out.~
Sage: Book Me, Dan-O
~The camera cuts back to the Piledriver Studio.~
KC Pandora: Looks like you got one more guy to bail out of jail.. hahaha...
Cheasy M: Yeah, I don't understand why they couldn't have picked you up!
KC Pandora: Hey, I'm offended by that!
~Cheasy M rolls his eyes at Pandora and then begins to speak again.~
Cheasy M: Well, like we do everyweek, its time to bring out our special guest to have a look behind the ego, and into the mind of a superstar of the OCW.. so welcome to Piledriver this week.. "The Sick B#stard" Andy Murray!!
~"God Save Us" by Ill Nino begins to play thoughout the Piledriver Studios as Andy Murray makes his way out to the newsdesk, taking a seat next to Cheasy M. The camera closes in on Cheasy M and Andy as Cheasy M begins to speak.~
Cheasy M: Andy Murray, welcome back to Piledriver! Now the last time you were on you had just won the Rookies Night Out tournament and now you are an award winning superstar.. what do you feel your biggest accompishment has been so far?
~Andy rolls his eyes at the question.~
Andy Murray: Well ... Apart from the obvious defeating Scoot Time ... It's just so hard to pick one moment from my glorious and illustrious career! But, for the purpose of this interview, I would have to say winning Rookies Night Out of course! That was the night when I, Andy Murray, showed the world that I was the dominant rookie in OCW, and from that moment on, I have gained more respect than anyone in this place ever imagined I would.
Cheasy M: Well its obivous by your win-loss record that your not a rookie anymore. In your opinion, who is the most dominating rookie now?
Andy Murray: Well, now that I have left the rookie ranks of OCW ... I can see that all those poor misguided souls have nobody to look up to anymore ... All I see when I look at the list of Rookies in the OCW is a list of jobbers ... And as far as the most dominating one of these jobbers goes ... I don't know a single one of them that could stand up face to face with The Sick B#stard and survive ... So is No One an acceptable answer?
Cheasy M: I guess so, I guess so... Well from your latest actions, it seems your aiming your sites now on the United States championship?
Andy Murray: United States championship? What the hell are you talking about? There is no United States Championship in OCW ... But what I am after is the OCW Scotland Championship ... Which seems to be held at the moment by Mark "Jive Turkey" Kelley!
Cheasy M: Well whatever you wanna call him, Mark Kelley won't be an easy opponent... but I think everyone sitting at home and in the locker room would like to see who would win between the Sick B#stard and the Maniac.
Andy Murray: Mark Kelley isn't an easy opponent? Yea, for the average superstar, that is true ... But one thing you seem to be forgetting is that I am no average superstar ... I could crush Mark Kelley like a fly if I wanted to ... And you're right ... The people at home and in the locker room will rejoice when Andy Murray defeats Mark Kelley and becomes the OCW Scotland Champion!
Cheasy M: Alright.. well lets forget about the US/Scotland title and play a little game of word association. You game?
Andy Murray: Ummm ... Sure, I guess..
Cheasy M: The Big Bifford?
Andy Murray: Hillbilly taxi driver reject.
Cheasy M: Hall of Fame?
Andy Murray: Hall of LAME!
Cheasy M: Silverfreak?
Andy Murray: Pain in the ass..
Cheasy M: Wannabe..
Andy Murray: He's friends with Josh Allen ... Need I say more?
Cheasy M: Alright Andy, thats all the time we have.. any last comments?
Andy Murray: Yea ... Ummmm ... Lets See ... Well, no actually..
~"God Save Us" by Ill Nino begins to play again, as Andy Murray just stands up and walks off the set. The camera fallows him for a bit, then cuts back to Cheasy M.~
Cheasy M: Well ladies and gentelmen, their is only one Andy Murray!
KC Pandora: Thank god..
Cheasy M: You just don't like anybody, do you?
KC Pandora: I like myself!
Cheasy M: Well, I'm sure you'll love this next match too! Lets go down to ringside for the action.
Dark Rose (2-3) vs Michael "Mudd" Moore (0-0)
~The two grapplers imediately attacked each other, using seveal high flying moves in unimaginable ways in an attempt to put each other out of commission. As the fight then raged to the outside, several steel chair shots were traded. Dark Rose laid Moore out with a tornado DDT, and then went for her "The Digestor" for the pin..~
Warrick: and your winner... DARK ROSE!!!!!
~The camera cuts back to the Piledriver Studios.~
Cheasy M: See.. I told you that you'd like that match!
KC Pandora: Hey, I just liked all the crotch shots we got of Dark Rose.. hahah...
Cheasy M: Ahh.. well whatever you say dude.. Well since The Great One has returned, so has his Executive Consultant and all around cocky and arrogent goon.. yeah it's Kabuki Jo.
~After Commish Cheasy M has just announced that Kabuki Jo is back to do his Kabuki Rants "Never Again" by Nickelback plays over the PA system and the lights go dark leaving Cheasy in the dark. A voice appears in the background~
Voice: Hey! Over here guys!
~The camera pans over to the right to a spotlight lit newsdesk with the infamous ex-commish Kabuki Jo sitting behind it. It looks like he's gotten a different look since his older days inside the OCW. His hair is now cut short and combed forward. He's wearing a Versaci black suit with a dark gray shirt underneath. He takes a deep breath and then begins to speak~
Kabuki: Finally I can talk! I thought that overgrown wind bag would never shut up! See folks, your commish is a perfect example of what the OCW has come to these days! It proves my point that I've been preaching ever since that no good S.O.B. President Dean figray me! These people inside the OCW are all simple-minded. From the head of the federation, Dean...right down to the lowest jobber, Hellfire. Well of course not all of the employees of the OCW are simple-minded, The Great One of course is the only one that is the exception to what I've been saying. Look at him, he's the living legend who other wrestlers look up to. He's just that damn good. Hell, I'll even go as far to say that he's a God! Yes that's right, you heard what I said! He's a God!
But lets not veer off of the subject of your unsuitable commish, Cheasy M. The poster boy for the homeless scumbags who choose to do nothing sensible and useful with their lifes, only make the tax payers like me and you work to pay their way to smooth living! This commish of the OCW doesn't even know the first step of creating a successful federation! He doesn't know how to keep the peace within the ranks of the staff itself! Dean and Ace are at each other throats and signing on talent that could possibly self-destruct in their own faces! If I were them, I would ditch both of those losers, of course I'm talking about Josh Allen and Silver Cyanide. Both of them are ticking time bombs! Need I remind you that Josh Allen went into the looney house?! ~Kabuki stops speaking for a moment and grabs his coffee cup and takes a drink out of it. He sets it back down and starts to speak again.~
Kabuki: Speaking of nuts and looney houses, Silverfreak is exactly where he belongs! I knew he was crazy from the day he figray me and kicked me out on the streets! And boy what a mistake that was! I was then soon picked up by The Great One who's career got immediately launched, and well the rest is history. But back to Silverfreak, Dean the only think good that you've done since I was commish is putting Silverfreak where he belongs! Congrats to you Dean!
Now it's time to do what I usually do, and that's run down the card for this coming week. And well let me just say boy are you guys going to see a good night of action from a tremendous superstar. I'm talking about TGO! He makes his wrestling return this week against Bifford, the rest of the matches are going to be a snore. But I guess I'm obligated to bring you my unbias oppinion...yeah right.
First match is always a snoozer and well there's no difference on this Tuesday Night Massacre card. Both of these guys have the charisma and talent level of a damn sweat sock! But if I had to make a pgrayiction, I would have to say...neither of them! Hell, it'll just get interrupted someway or somehow and we won't be able to see who the winner is in the first place! And as far as I'm concerned GOOD! As long as it's not some damn mystery man...which we will get to later on in the show.
Now onto the second boring match of the night, Drifter vs. Wild Thang. Drifter has been in the OCW on and off and let me just say that I wasn't impressed with him then and I'm still not impressed with him now! So my pgrayiction is Wild Thang in this match. Look forward to Drifter making another impressive losing streak here in the OCW! Someday it might even beat Scoot Time's losing streak! ~Kabuki wipes the sweat off that has built up on his forhead from the overhead spotlight. He continues to speak.~
Kabuki: Damn, now we have to watch yet another boring match with Apoc talking on Brian Hullin. Now, like Drifter, Brian Hullin has also been here on and off for the past year or so and well I'm not impressed with him either. And neither am I impressed with Apoc, I say screw them both and I hope that they break their necks in the wrestling ring! And maybe then we can get rid of some uneccesary talent in the OCW...if you can even call anything those two have, talent.
Now this is where the action starts to heat up with arguably the most charasmatic wrestler the OCW has ever seen, El Linchador, takes on an easy win against Gravedigger. Gravedigger sorry to say, but you have no chance in hell taking on the man that nearly kicked the living crap out of every single person that the OCW had back in the day. Too bad though Linchy isn't in the coveted hall of fame, I guess he'll have to wait another year.
Well next match not much to say about it, except that Homeboy is going to pick up an easy win agast Krellers. Homeboy, I have the upmost respect for you, but come on guy! Get in some real matches and live up to your potential!
Now it's time for the midcard action with the OCW's World Light Heavyweight Championship on the line against Jason Chase vs. J. Rish. Well guys, try not to put us to sleep because I know both of you aren't that exciting in the ring...hell my grandma can beat you in the ring. But since I do have to make a pgrayiction, I say Jason Chase retains his Lightweight Championship and keeps moving up in the rankings.
Now time to comment on the co-main even where a huge tag team match which pits Andy Murray and Silver Cyanide, who had an intense rivalry last July which ended up with Cyanide pulling off the win and gaining the U.S. Title in a hazardous ladder match. They will be going up against the team of Shadow Stalker and Josh Allen, who in my oppinion should really have no bad blood between them. So I think that Stalker and Allen have the upper hand in this match that pits two former OCW World Heavyweight Champions against each other in Silver Cyanide and Shadow Stalker. But I have to go with Murray and Cyanide pulling out the upset. ~The lights dim a little bit as a screen rises up out of the newsdesk which reads "Main Event." It then shows a split screen of The Big Bifford with the World Championship around his should and The Great One with the World Championship around his shoulder.~
Kabuki: And for the highlight of the night, The Big Bifford, the current World Champion, squares up against the ex-World Champion The Great One in a non-title match. This should put both competitors through a grueling match. I just wonder which one will pull out on top, well of course I know that one, TGO! He has to prove himself yet again to the OCW, and there's not a better way to do it than go up against the current World Champ, The Big Bifford. Though the current Hall of Famer has a tought challenge on his hands, I think he can pull it off! Good luck TGO!
Now for my last comment of the night, Cheasy, it's time for you to move over and let me take back what's rightfully mine, the Commish spot! Now if you all can't handle that, kiss my ass! ~The camera cuts back over to Cheasy M and KC Pandora.~
KC Pandora: YEAH! That guy ruled ass!
Cheasy M: The only thing Kabuki Jo can attract is flies.. if he thinks he's gonna get a rise out of me like that, he's got another thing comming. Well it's main event time! So lets go down to the ring for a hardcore brawl!!
~The camera fades back to the Piledriver Arena.~
Tommy Crimson (?-?) vs Handy Man (9-2)
Warrick: First comming to the...
~Suddenly on the OCW-a-tron we see that the fight between Tommy Crimson and Handy Man has already begun.~
Hood: Wow! Their not even gonna bother with the ring, their gonna start it out in the backstage area!!
Smith: Looks that way!
~Both men trade some vicious rights and lefts as they fight through the hallways of the backstage area. Crimson nails Handy Man with a clothesline and then begins to climb on top of a Silver Cola machine. As Crimson leaps from it, Handy rolls out of the way while Crimson eats concrete.~
Hood: Not a good way for Crimson to keep all his teeth!
Smith: Well if Handy Man wouldn't have moved when he did, he might have had a few broken ribs!!
~Handy Man picks Crimson up by his hair, and tosses him through one of the locker room doors. As Crimson goes flying in, he surprises Handy Man by picking up a steel pipe and laying it into Handy's head! As Handy's face is covered with a mask made of blood, Crimson takes advantage and tosses Handy Man into the showers. Both men make their way slugging into the showers as we see several superstars running out of the way. Handy Man reaches for the hot water and burries Crimson's face in the hot water and steam as Crimson begins to yell in pain.~
Hood: Ya know for a guy who likes to set himself on fire, I didn't really think that would bother Crimson.
Smith: Indeed!
~Crimson elbows Handy Man in the gut, and then whips him into the wall.. as Handy Man comes bouncing back, Crimson hits him with a neckbreaker. Crimson goes for the pin...~
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!
Hood: Damn, that was a close one! You don't think Crimson actually stands a chance against a member of LoP do ya?
Smith: Well, stranger things have happened!
~Handy Man gets back up, as the two men fight back into the backstage area. Handy Man tries to whips Crimson into a stack of tables, but Crimson reverses it.. The tall stack of tables come crashing down on top of Handy Man. As Handy Man is totally burried in the tables, Crimson climbs on top of the stack, and lays down for a pin..~
1...
2...
3!!!!!
Warrick: and your winner.. TOMMY CRIMSON!!!!!
~As Tommy Crimson celebrates the victory, several OCW crew members try to dig out Handy Man.~
Hood: DID I JUST SEE THAT?!
Smith: I'm not sure if that was really legal, but a win is a win, and tonight Tommy Crimson gets a win over Handy Man!
Hood: I guess your right.. Well thats all of Piledriver for tonight, so for.. no wait.. I have word something is going down at the "Happy Times" Mental Hospital!!
Smith: The same place Silverfreak has been kept captive for over a week now?
Hood: Yeah! Lets..
~The camera cuts to a shaky picture as inmates in the hospital are running wild, and pure chaos is covering every inch of the hospital. Here we see a few armored gaurds trying to control the madness as we hear loud sirens and see flashing lights everywhere.~
Guard #1: Their's been an escape! Somebody pulled the fire alarm, and ran out of here.. but I can't find on the record who it is!
Gaurd #2: You don't know who it is! Damn, all these crazy people running around and we don't know who is supose to be where! This is out of control!!
~Suddenly we see a man streak across the camera in nothing but his birthday suit singing the national anthem.~
Gaurd #1: What about that Freak guy? That Dean fellow said he would be making a big donation to us if we kept him here for good! Man.. I don't wanna be the one to tell the warden that he busted out!
~The two men make their way down the hall and to Silverfreak's padded cell... The door is open, and as the two guards make their way in, they are ambushed by the one and only freak of pro wrestling and George Washington!!~
Silverfreak: I'm outta here!
~The camera fallows as Silverfreak runs down the hallway and out the front doors. As the security gates begin to close, Silverfreak runs with the quickness and slips between them before they slam shut.. George Washington is still stuck inside the gates.~
Silverfreak: Well thanks George for all your help!
George Washington: Hey.. I understand you're doing us a lot better outside than you are inside.. good luck!
Silverfreak: Luck?! I don't need no damn luck.. the person who will be praying to God that I don't make it back is Dean.... well I've got a little surprise for him, and the rest of the OCW as well!!! HAHAHahahaa!!!!!
~As Silverfreak's psychopathic laugh echos through the night sky, he jumps in one of the vans they used to carry him there, and jets off down the road. The camera fades to a commercial for Tuesday Night Massacre.~
{OOC Cheasy M: Well that's Piledriver for this week! Its a little early cause I got a busy Friday night ahead for myself, but ya know the drill leave your thoughts on the OCW OOC board and let me know what you think of my work this week!!}