LIVE! August 22nd 2022
FROM TD Center
In Boston, Massachusetts
~As the show opens, we go to backstage interviewer extraordinaire Who’Re in the parking lot~
Who’Re: Hey, fans! It’s Who’Re here - hoping to get an exclusive chat to Dylan Thomas and the rest of the A-List Family. Obviously Dylan is wrestling newcomer Diana Watts tomorrow night on Equality and Lord Allton is of course the General Manager of Equality and the special host welcoming everyone to tomorrow’s momentous event! It’s going to be a great night, fans don’t miss it! Oh is that - yes! The A-List limo is just arriving!
~As this is said the famous green limousine that the A-List use when they’re all together pulls up nearby and Who’Re sprints over as fast as she can. The OCW Faithful in the arena cheers as Dylan and Lissandra step out and they are dressed to the nines tonight~
Who’Re: Dylan! Lissandra!
~Dylan shuts the door after Lissandra climbs out and the two of them smile at Who’Re~
Lissandra: Good evening, Who’Re.
Dylan: Hi, Who’Re.
Who’Re: Hi, guys. Dylan… if I may ask… are you at all apprehensive about tomorrow night?
Dylan: Apprehensive? Who’Re… It’s always smart to be a little wary of your opponent - after all anything can happen on any given night. That’s how this business works. But no… I’m not worried about tomorrow. I’m used to the big stage, the bright lights…
Lissandra: Honestly, we’re more worried about Diana Watts herself. This is her debut match of course. Can she hack it in OCW? Only time will tell, now, won’t it?
~The Thomas’s smile at this~
Dylan: But that’s not to say that we don’t wish her well of course. She’s obviously got something about her to even be here in OCW. And I for one cannot wait to put Miss Watts through her paces.
~By now, Lord Allton’s personal support worker Bill has got Lord Allton out of the limo and he wheels over in his chair (not Quinn, it won’t fit in the limo) with Tank and the Larossia brothers in tow~
Who’Re: Ah, Lord Allton. Good evening.
Allton: Miss Ray, how are you?
Who’Re: Good thank-you. You know, you’re the only one who greets me as ‘Miss Ray’.
Allton: That IS your name, is it not? ‘Who Ray’?
Who’Re: Well yes… but they normally just say ‘Whore’.
~Allton shakes his head~
Allton: Some people are so rude. There is an apostrophe in your name, though. Does no-one read these days?
~Who’Re gasps in shock there’s actually someone who agrees with her and what she’s been saying for SO many years!~
Allton: Anyway, can I help you with anything?
Who’Re: I….uh….
~Allton coughs a little~
Allton: Yes?
Who’Re: I -I just wanted to know if you were ready for hosting duties tomorrow night?
~Allton smiles at Who’Re and nods his head~
Allton: Miss Ray, aren’t I always? If you will excuse me, I have some paperwork to sort out before Equality tomorrow night.
~He turns to Dylan and Lissandra just as his phone begins to ring~
Allton: I’ll see you two inside. Come to my office when you have a moment. Excuse me. Yes, Mr. O’Donnell…?
~Allton wheels away with his bodyguards in tow. Frankie fistbumps Dylan on the way past~
Dylan: See you in the Marcus Welsh tournament bro.
Who’Re: Oh, I saw your new TV show the other night! How big did you say your pool was?
Lissandra: Eighty feet.
~Who’Re whistles, impressed~
Who’Re: Just so you know Diana Watts is already here.
Dylan: That’s good. Hopefully she sticks around for tomorrow as well.
~Dylan chuckles lightly. He then looks straight into the camera~
Dylan: Diana. I hope you can ‘dance’ better than you can dance. Welcome to OCW. Good luck kid. Later Who’Re.
Lissandra: We’ll catch up later, Who’Re.
~Who’Re nods with a smile as the Thomas’s walk into the arena, high-fiving lucky fans still in the parking lot as they go~
Who’Re: Jones, Hood, back to you.
Jones: And the Thomas' are backstage, no doubt getting a feel for the venue as Dylan prepares for his big match tomorrow night against Diana Watts.
Hood: Yea, Dylan's been pretty quiet lately but he's in the MIX next week and a tune up tomorrow night isn't the worst idea.
Jones: Nope. I'm sure he'll be keeping a close watch on all the MIX Qualifiers tonight. We've got four of them, folks! Four teams will advance to THIS Sunday's PPV while four teams will see their MIX hopes crushed.
Hood: And don't forget the main event!
Jones: Of course not. Crash Rodriguez pulls double duty tonight...starting off with his MIX Qualifier and ending the evening with an attempted title defense as he puts the Craze Title on the line against Helena Handbasket. Helena, as you may remember, earned her shot by defeating JAM G, Ball Ball, and Claudius Augustus at Truth or Consequences last month.
Hood: Some people think it's tough winning a belt. Well, try defending it. Crash is about to find out just how hard that is.
Jones: Yep. We've got a packed show...so packed it had to be split into two nights! Sit back and enjoy as Night 1 rolls on!
~Cutting to the backstage area. We see a close up shot of the OCW Savage Championship plate. Zooming out we see the belt is draped over the champion’s shoulder. PIC is seen looking over some papers while walking down the hall. As it zooms out further we see OCW TV producer Adi Gold walking beside him. Adi begins handing PIC even more paperwork as he looks at her frustrated.~
PIC: More paperwork, Adi? I don’t want to seem rude but I’ve got something I need to do. I thought you emailed everything over to Willie. Can we speed this thing along?
Adi Gold: Well... that's up to you PIC! You think I came all the way to Boston for the two night OCW Massacre mediocre wrestling shows? No. I am here to get you to sign this OCW TV deal. I'm here to help you. Help me, help you. Hellllllp me. Help youuuuu!
~PIC stops, taking his eyes off the paperwork and looking at Adi perplexed.~
PIC: Wait... are you doing Jerry Maguire right now??
Adi Gold: No...
PIC: Sounds a bit like Jerry Maguire. Rom-com quotes are my gimmick, remember?
~PIC chuckles. Adi awkwardly pulls on her vee-neck collar on her blouse. He starts walking again as she scurries to keep up.~
Adi Gold: Yeeeeeah... right. Look... just sign these multi-million dollar and multi-year contracts and we can make PIC an even bigger star around the world than you already are. All the TV, movies, and the best hair product endorsements you could ask for. You know that sexy mane of yer's needs to be seen by more people? You know this. I know this... Don't think of it as selling 'OUT' to OCW TV... but as selling 'IN' with us.
~Adi nods, confidently winking at PIC. He adjusts his hair as he comes to a stop next to a door.~
PIC: Look, Adi. Can we talk about this later? Better yet, just email the stuff to Willie. bigwilliestylez69@geocities.com. I need to deal with this right now.
~The camera zooms out just a little further, revealing a nameplate that reads “Thaddeus Duke”. PIC goes to knock, but thinks better of it. He mouths “screw it” and barges into the office, shutting the door in Adi’s face.~
Adi Gold: PIC! COME BACK HERE! PIC!!!! What the HELL just happened...?
~The scene cuts to the inside of Thad’s office as PIC walks in.~
Thad: PIC… you’re early. I wasn’t expecting you until later this evening.
PIC: Well I’m here now.
~Thad is caught a bit off guard but motions for PIC to take a seat. PIC takes him up on the offer then begins speaking.~
PIC: I appreciate you taking the time to speak with me. There are some issues that I have, and that I know a lot of the roster has, that I wanted to speak to you about. I know sometimes rumors can get started and people can project their own thoughts onto others. I don’t want that happening here.
Thad: Of course, it’s very important that the lines of communication remain open between the owner… and his employees.
PIC: Ok then. I know you heard my message last week about Easton. The guy has earned a shot at my belt and despite the issues you have with him, he deserves his opportunity—
~Just then, Thad’s cell begins to vibrate furiously on his desk. He cuts PIC off with a hand as he takes a look.~
Thad: Hmmm.
~Thad stands and turns to PIC.~
Thad: We’ll have to pick this up some other time. I need to go.
~Before PIC can respond, Thad shoves his phone in his pocket and leaves the room, leaving PIC sitting alone in his office.~
Jones: An abrupt ending to the meeting. It seems like something urgent is going down.
Hood: I hope one of our mighty owner's crypto's didn't take a big hit. Fingers crossed.
Jones: PIC never did get his answer. Easton's earned a shot at PIC's Savage Title. Will Thad allow it to happen?
Hood: Why? Easton's forfeited all his rights by laying his hands on the authority around here. Fuck that guy.
Jones: Thad could very well veto Easton's title shot. More has been taken away for less in OCW history, that's for sure. Alright, folks...the in-ring action begins after this commercial break! Stick around!
~The scene opens backstage. Thad and Sahara are rushing through the hallway and round a corner. Just up the hall, Cyrus Braddock appears to be unconscious on the floor as the two reach him.
HOOD: This can’t be good.
SAHARA: What the hell happened?
~Thad doesn’t answer as he looks up at the slightly opened locker room door of CYPH3R. He shoves the door open and looks inside. Empty.
THAD: Where the hell is Cypher?
JONES: Probably hacking some MILF’s phone.
~He pulls his cell from his pocket and looks at the screen. The geomarker tracking his son is on the move.
THAD: I gotta go.
~Thad rushes off with Sahara hot on his heels.
SAHARA: Where are you going?
THAD: To follow the tracker.
SAHARA: I’m going with you!
THAD: I need you to stay here!
~They round a corner into the garage parking beneath the arena in Boston.
SAHARA: He’s my son too! I’m going!
THAD: He is, but you’re not. I need you here to handle things if something comes up.
~He swings the door open on his old Monte Carlo and sits in the driver seat.
THAD: You really think I’mma leave Leo in charge? Or worse yet, Zybala?
~Thad reaches beneath the drivers seat.
SAHARA: What are you gonna do when you find them?
~He reveals his Desert Eagle pistol.
THAD: I’mma put a bullet in the mother fuckers skull.
JONES: What the hell is going on here!?
~Thad starts the engine on the old Monte Carlo and slams his door shut. Backing out quickly, he smashes the gas. With the squeal of the rubber on pavement, Thaddeus Duke has left the building.
HOOD: Where is he going!?
~Sahara stands there looking worried. A few seconds later, Cypher appears beside her.
CYPH3R: What’s going on?
SAHARA: Frankie’s missing.
CYPH3R: Oh shit.
~She turns to him.
SAHARA: He was with you. Where were you?
CYPH3R: Bathroom.
~The Mix partners turn and head back into the arena as the scene fades back to ringside.
HOOD: The majority owner has vacated the premises!
JONES: Who the hell took that sweet boy!?
HOOD: I don’t know, but Thad’s locked and ready. When he finds him, I can’t imagine it’ll be a pretty scene!
JONES: We're less than one week away from the MIX which is taking place AT Thad's house and, well, things couldn't be more up in the air.
HOOD: Nope.
JONES: Alright folks, the drama is high. The tension is thick...so let's cut to the ring for our first MIX Qualifier of the tournament!
(8) Crash Rodriguez & Ball Ball vs. (9) SEB & Sloane Taylor
~The fans here in Boston cheer wildly as we come back to the ringside area and Belvedere stands in the center of the ring holding his microphone.~
Belvedere: This is a Margarita Mix qualifying match and it’s scheduled for one fall!
Belvedere: Introducing first from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in tonight at 121lbs. Please welcome… SLOANEEEEEE TAYLORRRRR!!!
~Multi-color lights flash over the stage settling on pink, Sloane emerging from the back full of energy and all smiles. She stops on the stage and looks around her at the crowd, taking it all in before starting off down the ramp.~
Jones: This is a eight vs. nine match up here for the Mix and we see the in ring debut of Sloane Taylor otherwise known as The Sky Queen. She’s been a Champion in this business multiple times and tonight hopes to advance her with her partner.
Hood: Did you know she was a biter as well?
Jones: That’s a horrible thing to say!
Hood: But it’s true! She bit into the neck of Jason Cashe to win the PWV Disavowed Championship belt. She might have a sweet, innocent face but she’s literally a wild animal that hungers for the taste of flesh. Her eyebrows are kind of odd too.
~She greets the crowd, slapping hands and posing for quick selfies with the fans before rushing the ring. Sloane slides in under the bottom rope and springs to her feet, dancing around the ring and playing to the crowd, hyping them until her music ends.~
Belvedere: And her partner…
~The lights in the arena dip to black in time with the sirens and beat to the opening of Sweatpants (BattleTapes Remix) by Childish Gambino, the lights then beginning to flash, alternating left and right onto the ramp. In time, the letters "S", "E", "B", and then "Empire" flash one at a time on the big screen until the lights stop flashing as the lyrics hit.~
"She askin' “Why you say that?!”
~The beat drops and the lights flash on the rampway again. As they do, the screen illuminates with "SEB'' and then "EMPIRE" flashing on the screen~
"Rich kid asshole, paint me as a villain"
~Sebastian Everett-Bryce flings his arms wide, staring up with his head covered by the hood of his jacket. He stands in the middle of the ramp, the lights beating down on him, before looking out at the crowd. He wears a long jacket with the hood pulled up over his head, zipped to the waist. The jacket, which is cut away at the bottom and only runs down the back of his legs, is patterned with an elongated Union Flag, but it’s in black and white and appears to be cracked and broken. His tights are short, with the initials SEB emblazoned upon the front.~
Belvedere: From London, England, weighing in tonight at 238lbs. Please welcome… SEBASTIANNNNN EVERETTTTTTTT-BRYCEEEEEE!!!!
~The lights lift, and SEB makes his way to the ring, stretching his neck from side to side as he walks, his eyes focused on the ring. He climbs up the steps and steps through the ropes before standing in the middle of the ring.~
"I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin' (What?)
Jones: Sebastian Everett-Brycee and a very accomplished wrestler in his own right. He’s competed all over the world and makes his OCW in ring debut tonight. His partner happens to be his own girlfriend and together they are a well oiled machine inside of the ring.
Hood: He is also a man that is best friends with our 90% majority owner Thaddeus Duke. He was the man that brought both Sebastian and Sloane here for the Mix. It’s going to be hard to pick against the team that is one of Thad’s personal favorites.
Jones: So, by your logic this Mix should come down to Sebastian and Sloane vs. Cypher and Sahara?
Hood: I’d bet your house on it.
Jones: You need to stop… wait, what?!
~He extends his arms once more before pulling back his hood and removing his jacket to reveal the back of his tights which read “S.E.B”~
"Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you
~He flashes his arms out to a side, a satisfied and somewhat sneery grin upon his face, he holds the position for a moment, to allow the crowd to take pictures, before moving towards his corner. Sebastian and Sloane embrace in their corner and talk about some last minute strategy as Belvedere raises the microphone again.~
Belvedere: And their opponents…
~Hooked on a feeling begins to play as a swarm of Goons run out from the stands onto the ramp.~
OOGA-CHAKA OOGA-OOGA
I can’t stop this feeling
~Lavar Ball runs out onto the stage ready to soak in the boos. He waves his arms like a windmill before bringing his hand to his ear facing the crowd. The lights turn black as the crowd boos.~
When you hold me
IIIIIIIIIIIIII”MM
~The lights strobe in every color under the sun. Red and green fireworks blast from the sides of the stage. Ball Ball emerges from the stage, crip walking.~
HOOKED ON A FEELING!
Belvedere: Introducing first from Khartoum, Sudan, standing at a staggering 7’2, he's the tallest man to ever kick your ass, BALLLLLL BALLLLLLLL!!!!
~Ball Ball walks through the wave of Goons on the ramp, Lavar following close behind him with his hand still to his ear. The Goons start dapping him up and yelling their signature catch phrase.~
Goons: YESSSIIIRRRRR. YURRRRRRR.
Jones: Ball Ball entering his first ever Margarita Mix but he’s been on a bit of a losing streak as of late when it comes to competition. A win here tonight could do wonders for not only title opportunities in the future but for Ball Ball’s confidence as well.
Hood: That will depend on if he can follow the rules of a tag team wrestling match. Could you imagine if this idiot caused Crash a chance of winning the Margarita Mix by just coming into the ring without being tagged or asked to help at the time? It’ll be the biggest blunder since Sebastian Stone.
~As Ball Ball reaches the ring, he uses his lanky ass legs to step up onto the apron with ease, and in one stride, he steps over the top rope and into the ring. He reaches the center of the ring and stands ready in jump ball position as the music fades. Sebastian and Sloane stare at Ball Ball confused as to why he’s standing in the center of the ring like that as Belvedere raises the microphone.~
Belvedere: And his partner…
~“No Love” by the Death Grips begins to play, filling the arena with ritualistic thumps. The crowd begins stomping and clapping to the beat, just as Crash Rodriguez takes the stage with the OCW Craze Championship belt around his waist, as Louis Pohl carries Bash Rodriguez close behind. As the Crooked Man glances around, his lips curl into a crooked smile.~
Belvedere: From Kansas City, Missouri, weighing in tonight at 207 pounds, he is The Crooked Man and the OCW Craze Champion…CRASHHHHH RODRIGUEZZZZZ!!!
~Crash proudly pats the Championship belt around his waist as he makes his way up the steel ring steps and onto the ring apron. Crash wipes his feet on the apron then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. The Craze Champion gives a knowing nod to his tag team partner before heading towards the ropes to play to the crowd.~
Jones: The newly crowned Craze Champion Crash Rodriguez has his work cut out for him tonight. Even though this is our first match of the evening, win or lose he will be wrestling in the main event against Helena Handbasket with the OCW Craze Championship on the line. You have to believe he’s going to want to end this one early.
Hood: Crash is good but he’s no JPD. Wrestling twice in one night is a daunting task especially when one of the matches in a title defense in the main event of the evening. But look at how damn good that brand new Craze Championship belt looks! Would be a travesty if Crash doesn’t retain that belt and all he’s been through trying to win it.
~Crash takes off the Craze Championship belt and hands it to Scruff who hands it off to Belvedere as he exits the ring. Sebastian decides to start the match for his team as Sloane takes to the corner. Ball rests his hand on Crash’s shoulder and assures him that he’s got this under control. Crash smiles and takes to his corner as Scruff calls for the bell.~
DING DING
~Ball Ball and Sebastian walk to the center of the ring and the height difference is very apparent. Ball Ball decides to challenge Sebastian to a test of strength but once he lifts his hand into the air it’s clear there is no way in hell that Seb is going to be able to reach it. Ball Ball continues to try and egg on Sebastian but Seb instead begins firing off kicks to the leg of Ball Ball trying to bring the big man down to size. Ball Ball hops around on one leg a bit as Seb keeps kicking away. Ball Ball swings a wild clothesline but Sebastian ducks under it and wraps his arms around the waist and hits Ball Ball a saito suplex down to the canvas.~
Jones: Ball Ball tried to start off this match mocking Sebastian Everett-Bryce but Seb wasn’t having any of it and I think it stunned Ball Ball and the crowd here tonight. Seb means business here tonight and Ball Ball better take his opponent seriously.
Hood: If I was Ball Ball I would be shocked too if someone as small as Seb was able to take me off of my feet and suplex like that.
Jones: Seb actually has a slight weight advantage over Ball Ball.
Hood: Ball Ball is bigger where it counts.
~Ball Ball is shocked on the canvas as Sebastian yells at him to get back up to his feet. Ball Ball pulls himself back up to a vertical base and tries to lock up with Seb but Sebastian ducks under again and gets behind Ball Ball. Seb gets the waist lock but Ball Ball quickly counters with elbow shots to the side of the head. Seb absorbs the shots then releases the grip and hits Ball Ball with a stiff spine kick to the small of the back. Ball Ball arches his back in pain as Sebastian regains the waist lock. Sebastian muscles Ball Ball off of his feet and folds him up with a German suplex down to the canvas.~
Hood: I don’t think a man that tall and that skinny is meant to be slung into positions like that.
Jones: Sebastian Everett-Bryce asserting his dominance here in the opening moments of this Margarita Mix qualifier.
~Seb gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Ball Ball’s leg that he was kicking earlier and begins dropping repeated knees onto the targeted limb. Ball Ball’s arms are long enough to reach the bottom rope which forces Seb to let go of the leg. Ball Ball gets back up to his feet but Sebastian is quick to latch right back onto the leg. Seb bends the leg then lifts Ball Ball into the air and begins him down with a knee breaker. Ball Ball leans down and holds his leg in pain but Seb is like a rabid dog and grabs a hold of it again. Ball Ball tries to swat at Seb but Sebastian hits a dragon screw leg whip that takes Ball Ball back down to the canvas. Sensing he’s in trouble, Ball Ball gets up to one knee and reaches out for the tag to the Craze Champion but Seb grabs a hold of Ball Ball from behind. Seb rolls Ball Ball back into a school boy but instead of a pin attempt he rolls through and applies The Kings Road submission.~
Jones: The Kings Road, Sebastian’s version of the calf crusher is locked in the center of the ring. This one could be over before either Sloane or the Craze Champion even get into the match.
Hood: What is even more important in this situation is the fact that Ball Ball was trying to reach out to tag in Crash but now Seb has him in the center of the ring and facing the wrong corner. I don’t think Sloane is going to try to save Ball Ball with a tag.
~Scruff drops down and asks Ball Ball if he wants to give it up but Ball Ball shakes his head no as he screams in pain. Sebastian continues to crank back on the leg as Sloane cheers on her boyfriend from the ring apron. Ball Ball places his hands on top of his head trying to endure the pain of the submission but even he is only human. Just when it seems like Ball Ball is going to reach his breaking point Crash rushes into the ring and hits Seb with a stiff kick to the face that causes him to break the hold.~
Jones: Crash with the crucial save for his partner but what kind of damage has been done to the leg of Ball Ball?
Hood: If I was Ball Ball I’d roll out of the ring right now and get myself a break from the pace of this match and regroup. Slow things down and get Crash involved in this thing you guys are booted out of the Mix.
~Scruff forces Crash back to his corner as Sebastian gets back up to his feet. Seb grabs a hold of Ball Ball then drags them towards the corner before making the tag into Sloane. Seb sweeps Ball Ball legs out from under him as Sloane begins to climb to the top rope. Sloane balances herself on the top rope with her back turned to the ring. Sl oane leaps off the top rope and connects with Head in the Clouds down onto the leg of Ball Ball while Seb is holding it in place. Ball Ball howls in pain as Seb lets go and exits the ring. Slone grabs a hold of Ball Ball and begins to pull him back up to a vertical base but Ball Ball reaches out and grabs a hold of Sloane by the throat. Ball Ball gets up his feet on unsteady legs then goes to chokeslam Sloane but Sloane manages to free herself and transits into a sleeper hold. Ball Ball staggers around the ring with Sloane on his back as she tries to put the big man to sleep. Ball Ball leaps into the air and falls directly onto his back crunching Sloane between the canvas and his own body.~
Jones: Not the most technical means of getting out of a sleeper hold but effective nonetheless. Ball Ball has brought himself some breathing room but we’ll see if he can make it to his corner and make the tag into Crash Rodriguez.
Hood: Someone needs to tell Ball Ball when you fall on top of a woman that you want to be facing her when that happens.
Jones: Don’t be gross, Sloane Taylor is a classy young lady.
Hood: Tell that to her Twitter account.
~Ball Ball rolls off of Sloane and begins to try to make it to his corner. Sloane gets up to her feet but Ball Ball’s height allows him to make the tag into Crash. The Craze Champion rushes into the ring and runs through Sloane with a clothesline that takes her down. Sloane is quickly back up to her feet but Crash runs through her once again with another clothesline. Sloane gets off the canvas one more time but this time Crash plants a boot to the midsection that doubles her over. Crash races towards the ropes then bounces off and hits Sloane with a swinging neckbreaker.~
Jones: Crash is hitting on all cylinders here in this match and he has Sloane Taylor on her heels here in this match. However, is it a good idea to be going at such a pace knowing that he has to wrestle again tonight in the main event?
Hood: Don’t you think he knows that he has to wrestle again tonight in the main event? That’s why he’s going 100 mph right now so that he can put away Sloane Taylor then focus on Helena Handbasket later.
~Crash is back on his feet but Sloane isn’t too far behind him. As she turns around Crash plants another boot to the midsection then spikes her down to the canvas with a DDT. Crash gets back up to his feet then stalks around Sloane as she pulls herself up from the canvas. Crash grabs a hold of Sloane and then hits her with a sideslam close to the corner. Crash gets to his feet then steps through the ropes and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Crash balances himself on the top rope then leaps off and connects with a diving headbutt onto a prone Sky Queen. Crash hooks the leg and makes the cover on Sloane as Scruff slides in for the count.~
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Jones: Crash took to the skies and connected with a diving headbutt but it wasn’t enough because Sloane Taylor managed to kick out before Scruff could count the three. I bet Sebastian is on the ring apron right now just itching to get back in there.
Hood: Crash can do a little bit of everything but I wouldn’t get into an aerial battle with someone that calls herself the Sky Queen. Clip those wings of hers and make her beat you on the canvas and at this point that doesn’t seem like it’s possible.
~Crash gets back up to his feet then gestures to the crowd that he’s going to end this match. Crash turns his attention towards Sloane who is staggering back up to her feet in a daze. Crash hooks both of Sloane’s arms and begins to lift her up into the air.~
Jones: Crash Landing incoming…
~Crash indeed is going for the Crash Landing but Sloane has it scouted and manages to wrangle her arms free from Crash while in the air. Sloane takes advantage by flipping backwards and spiking Crash with a reverse hurricanrana down to the mat. Crash holds his head in pain on the canvas as Sloane tries to shake off the damage done earlier by the Craze Champion. Both Sloane and Crash both get back up to their feet about the same time. Sloane unloads a series of chops to the chest of Crash but he stops her offense short with a knee to the midsection. Crash grabs Sloane by the arm and whips her into the ropes. Sloane bounces off the ropes then leaps into the air and takes Crash off of his feet with a head scissors take down. Crash is quickly back up to his feet and charges at Sloane with a clothesline but Sloane ducks under it. As Crash turns around Sloane catches him flush with a superkick right to the chin.~
Hood: Crash is struggling right now against Sloane Taylor managing because he can’t match her speed. Wrestling this woman is like trying to catch a lightning bolt inside of a glass bottle. It’s just not humanly possible.
Jones: Crash may have prematurely tried to end this with the Crash Landing but now it’s given Sloane the opportunity she needed to execute her high flying offense. Crash needs to try and cut off the ring so that he can corner Sloane and use his power advantage.
~Crash is stunned from the superkick as Sloane turns and races towards the ropes again. Sloane bounces off the ropes then leaps into the air again for a head scissors take down but Crash sees it coming this time. Crash tries to counter into a tilt to whirl backbreaker but Sloane counters the counter and plants Crash with a tornado DDT down to the canvas. Sloane gets back up to her feet then grabs a hold of Crash and pulls him back to a vertical base. Sloane grips the neck then races towards her corner. Sloane runs up the turnbuckle pads then flips backwards and sends Crash to the mat with a Shiranui.~
Jones: Sloane Taylor with a big time Shiranui and Crash Rodigruez’s head is taking a pounding here.
Hood: A big time what?
Jones: Shiranui or as it’s normally known as Sliced Bread #2.
Hood: Then call it that, fucking nerd.
~Sloane kips back up to her feet then once again grabs a hold of Crash and pulls him up to his feet. Sloane whips Crash into the ropes then turns and races towards the opposite end of the ring. Both Sloane and Crash bounce off the ropes but as they meet in the center of the ring Sloane grabs a hold of Crash and connects with Silver Lining down to the canvas. Sloane hooks the leg and makes the cover on Crash as Scruff slides in for the count.~
ONE
TWO
THR--
NO!
Jones: Standing Spanish Fly by The Sky Queen and I thought it was enough to advance her and Sebastian onto the next round but the Craze Champion managed to get his shoulder off of the canvas at the last possible second.
Hood: Some people would call that an upset but remember these are the 8th and 9th ranked teams here tonight. Crash might be thinking ahead to later tonight against Helena and it nearly cost him right there.
~Sloane gets back up to her feet then makes her way over towards the corner and tags in Sebastian. Seb enters the ring then grabs a hold of Crash as Sloane races towards the ropes. Seb flips Crash down to the canvas with a snapmare and Sloane bounces off the ropes and hits Crash with a dropkick to the back of the head. Sloane gets to her feet and exits the ring under Scruff’s orders as Seb stalks around Crash. The Craze Champion fights his way back up to his feet as Seb grips the waist lock from behind. Sebastian lifts Crash off of his feet and hits him with a German suplex down to the canvas. Seb keeps the grip and rolls through before hitting Crash with a release German suplex that sends him spine first into the turnbuckle. Crash lands hard but uses the ropes to pull himself up to a standing position in the corner. Seb gets a running start towards the corner then hits Crash with a moonsault kick right to the face.~
Jones: Sebastian Everett-Bryce calls that combination The Conquest and it’s not looking good for the Craze Champion right now.
Hood: I don’t know if Sebastian and Sloane planned to isolate Crash in this match knowing that he has to wrestle again tonight but either way Helena Handbasket must be loving this right now.
~Seb walks back to the corner then grabs a hold of Crash and whips him out of the corner but Crash reverses the whip and sends Sebastian into the ropes. Seb rebounds off the ropes as Crash goes for a big back body drop but Sebastian adjusts in mid-air then lands on his feet behind Crash and locks in The People’s G.S.H.O.A.T.~
Jones: Sebastian has one of his submission finishers locked in on Crash in the center of the ring. He calls it The People’s G.S.H.O.A.T but for the life of me I have no idea what that stands for folks.
Hood: Uhhhh how about The People’s Greatest Sleeper Hold Of All Time? Since ya know… it is a sleeper hold?
~Sebastian locks the hold in deep and tries to put Crash to sleep as the Craze Champion flings his arms around looking for a way out. Scruff gets into position and asks Crash if he wants to submit but Crash screams no. Sebastian continues to tighten his grip on the sleeper hold and Crash drops to one knee from the lack of oxygen. Scruff goes to check Crash’s arm to see if he’s out but Ball Ball enters the ring and comes up from behind Sebastian. Ball Ball wraps his long arms around Sebastian and Crash and then hits a release German suplex that sends all three men down to the canvas. Seb’s grip on Crash is broken as he holds his head in pain. Ball Ball gets up to his feet then races towards the corner and spears Sloane off of the ring apron and sends her colliding into the steel barricade. Ball Ball straightens up then turns around and goes after Seb but Scruff steps in and stops him.~
Hood: He’s doing it again! He’s going to cost Crash a chance to win the Margarita Mix!
Jones: If you ask me it seems like Ball Ball just saved this match for his team and he just took Sloane Taylor out of the equation here too. I can’t believe we just witnessed Ball Ball hit two men with a German suplex!
Hood: Clearly, Ball Ball has been taking his vitamins.
~Ball Ball continues to argue with Scruff as on the outside Lou and Lavar begin to stalk their way over towards Sloane on the arena floor while the referee’s back is turned. Suddenly the crowd erupts in a chorus of boos that catches the attention of both Lou and Lavar.~
Jones: What the hell is he doing here?!
Hood: Things just got interesting!
~The source of the booing can be seen to be none other than the current HOW LSD Champion Jace Parker Davidson slowly making his way down the ramp towards the ring. Jace is dressed casually but of course has the LSD Championship belt around his waist. Both Lou and Lavar begin to back away from Sloane as Jace reaches the ringside area. Inside of the ring Ball Ball finally follows orders and goes back to his corner as both Sebastian and Crash stagger up to their feet. Sebastian, having his wits about him, charges Crash and connects with The Empire Kick.~
Hood: Seb just kicked Crash’s head into the 4th row of this arena!
Jones: It’s over! All Seb has to do is make the cover!
~On the outside of the ring Jace leans over and goes his hand to Sloane who is still a bit groggy from hitting the barricade. Sloane accepts Jace’s hand and he pulls her up to a vertical base. However, instead of letting her get back into the action Jace twirls Sloane around like they were ballroom dancing before pulling her close and dipping her backwards. Inside of the ring Sebastian sees Sloane in Jace’s arm and his hand placed firmly on her rear end. Sebastian forgets all about Crash and to make a cover as he tries to make a beeline to the outside of the ring. Scruff sets in front of Seb and tries to get him to focus on the action in the ring.~
Jones: Seb has the Craze Champion beaten in the center of the ring but this heathen is out here at ringside fondling Sebastian’s girlfriend!
Hood: Seb and Jace have had a rivalry bubbling under the surface on Twitter for months now over Sloane and now Jace has made a man sized move here tonight with the Sky Queen!
~Scruff points to the center of the ring and reminds Sebastian of what’s on the line in this match. Sebastian tries to compose himself but doesn’t realize that Crash comes up from behind him. Crash thrusts his arm upwards and hits Sebastian with a low blow that causes him to double over in pain. Sloane snaps her focus away from the sweet nothings Jace is saying to her at ringside and sees what is going on. Inside of the ring Crash makes it over to his corner with his last bit of energy and makes the tag into Ball Ball. The big man steps over the top rope into the ring and makes his way over towards Seb as Sloane tries to fight Jace off of her on the outside. Ball Ball grabs Seb and tosses him high into the air and then…~
Jones: Alley-Oop connects!
~Sloane slaps Jace hard against the face which finally makes him break his hold on her. Ball Ball hooks the leg and makes the cover on Sebastian as Scruff slides in for the count.~
ONE
TWO
~Sloane slides under the bottom rope to make the save but Crash rushes forward and cuts her off from reaching the pin attempt.~
THREE!!!
DING DING!!!
Belvedere: Here are your winners and advancing to the second round of the Margarita Mix… the team of Ball Ball and the Craze Champion Crash Rodriguez!!!
~Ball Ball gets up to his feet and celebrates with his partner that not only do they advance in the Margarita Mix but Ball Ball finally gets another win. Ball Ball helps Crash up and out of the ring as Lou and Lavar join the winning team as they make their way back up the ramp.~
Jones: This match broke down into chaos. JPD came down and distracted Sloane which gave Crash a chance to hit Sebastian with a low blow that Scruff didn’t see. Which led to Ball Ball connecting with the Alley-Oop to pick up the huge victory.
Hood: A lot of people are going to wonder if Jace came down here to help both Crash Rodriguez, a Paramount member and Ball Ball. I think this is all about Sebastian and definitely about Thaddeus Duke. Our 90% majority owner brought Seb and Sloane in for the Mix and he just cost them their spot in the tournament.
~Sloane crawls over and checks on Sebastian who is sitting upright holding his neck in pain. Jace has a wide grin on his face as he casually makes his way up the steel ring steps. JPD shakes his head sarcastically as he steps through the ropes and enters the ring. Sebastian lays eyes on JPD and shoots up to his feet immediately. Both men are nose to nose in the middle of the ring and heated words are exchanged. Jace smirks as he reaches into his pocket and pulls something out of it. JPD takes the item and tosses it at Sebastian. The item hits Seb in the face and falls to the canvas.~
Jones: Is that a rubber duck?
Hood: Sebastian hates ducks and other water based bird like creatures!
~Sloane steps in front of Sebastian trying to defuse the situation and get him to walk away and ignore JPD. That is until JPD grabs a hold of Sloane and pushes her down to the canvas and that’s all the trigger that Sebastian needed.~
Jones: The fight is on!
Hood: JPD and Seb are fighting it out here in an OCW ring!
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